Hierarchical Table of Contents

  1. Story, by Paul Ford
    (November 1, 2000)
    1. Semiautobiography, by Paul Ford
      1. The Unhappy Town, by Paul Ford
        1. Introduction, by Paul Ford
          (August 11, 2004)
      2. A Tent in the Arctic, by Paul Ford
        (October 1, 1997)
        1. Faced with the possibility of violence, by Paul Ford
          (January 29, 2001)
        2. 10 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
          (July 10, 1998)
        3. Early On, by Paul Ford
          (September 28, 2001)
          1. Horsetails, by Paul Ford
            (March 19, 1999)
          2. Your Meter May Vary, by Paul Ford
            (November 21, 1997)
          3. 25 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 25, 1998)
            1. Mortuary Science, by Paul Ford
            2. Phosphorescence, by Paul Ford
            3. Untitled, by Paul Ford
          4. 05 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
            (March 5, 1998)
          5. 20 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 20, 1998)
        4. Middle Youth, by Paul Ford
          (December 28, 2000)
          1. Relapse, by Paul Ford
            (May 12, 1998)
          2. The Compliment, by Paul Ford
            (June 1, 2001)
            1. 08 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
              (March 8, 1998)
            2. A Case of Religion, by Paul Ford
              (January 13, 1998)
              1. Statement of Faith, by Paul Ford
                (June 25, 1998)
          3. Angels in the Stomach, by Paul Ford
            (February 11, 1998)
          4. Galaxie 500, by Paul Ford
            (November 12, 1997)
          5. Arrival, by Paul Ford
            (February 24, 1999)
        5. College Years, by Paul Ford
          (December 28, 2000)
          1. Nice Girls, by Paul Ford
            (December 3, 1997)
          2. Romance, by Paul Ford
            (March 18, 1999)
          3. Manhood, 1994, by Paul Ford
            (December 20, 1997)
          4. No Baby, by Paul Ford
            (December 5, 1997)
        6. Then to New York, by Paul Ford
          (December 28, 2000)
          1. Family Snapshot, by Paul Ford
            (December 2, 1997)
          2. NYC, by Paul Ford
            (January 1, 2000)
            1. Brooklyn, by Paul Ford
              (January 1, 2000)
              1. The Brooklyn Bridge: Below, by Paul Ford
                (July 4, 2000)
              2. The Brooklyn Bridge: Upon, by Paul Ford
                (July 4, 2000)
            2. Manhattan, by Paul Ford
              (January 1, 2000)
              1. Rockefeller Center, by Paul Ford
                (July 10, 2000)
              2. The Staten Island Ferry, by Paul Ford
                (July 11, 2000)
          3. The First Self-Interview, by Paul Ford
            (June 29, 2000)
          4. 06 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
            (July 6, 1998)
          5. 13 Dec 97, by Paul Ford
            (December 13, 1997)
          6. Pissing my Pants at Work, by Paul Ford
            (October 23, 1997)
          7. 26 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 26, 1998)
          8. 26 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 26, 1998)
          9. 27 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 27, 1998)
          10. 03 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 3, 1998)
          11. 04 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 4, 1998)
          12. Relationship Whining, by Paul Ford
            (October 27, 1997)
          13. 08 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 8, 1998)
          14. 13 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 13, 1998)
          15. 15 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 15, 1998)
          16. 24 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 24, 1998)
          17. 25 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
            (February 25, 1998)
          18. Relationship Babbling, by Paul Ford
            (November 2, 1997)
          19. The Subway Diary: 21-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
            (December 21, 1997)
          20. Not Dungeons and Dragons!, by Paul Ford
            (November 10, 1997)
          21. 02 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 2, 1998)
          22. 30 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 30, 1998)
          23. 02 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
            (June 2, 1998)
          24. Social Life, by Paul Ford
            (December 27, 1997)
          25. Big Mistakes and How I Cope with Them, by Paul Ford
            (October 30, 1997)
          26. How I Broke Up With My Long-Term Girlfriend, by Paul Ford
            (November 26, 1997)
          27. Auf Wiedersehn, Scheide, by Paul Ford
            (October 25, 1997)
          28. Alone for the Holidays, by Paul Ford
            (December 7, 1997)
          29. The Yahoo.com Internet Party in SoHo, by Paul Ford
            (December 10, 1997)
          30. 15 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
            (March 15, 1998)
          31. Traveling, by Paul Ford
            (March 29, 1998)
          32. 14 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 14, 1998)
          33. 19 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 19, 1998)
          34. 20 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
            (March 20, 1998)
          35. 25 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
            (March 25, 1998)
          36. 06 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 6, 1998)
          37. 07 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 7, 1998)
          38. 08 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 8, 1998)
          39. 10 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 10, 1998)
          40. 15 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 15, 1998)
          41. 22 May 98, by Paul Ford
            (May 22, 1998)
          42. 17 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 17, 1998)
          43. 19 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
            (April 19, 1998)
          44. Overheard, by Paul Ford
            (April 3, 1998)
          45. New Years, Pearls, by Paul Ford
            (December 31, 1997)
          46. 23 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
            (June 23, 1998)
          47. 24 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
            (June 24, 1998)
          48. After, by Paul Ford
            (February 1, 1999)
          49. Apnea, by Paul Ford
            (February 4, 1999)
          50. Meeting Sally Field, by Paul Ford
            (January 24, 1999)
          51. Taste for Today, by Paul Ford
            (January 17, 1999)
          52. Montclair, by Paul Ford
            (March 10, 1999)
          53. Sign/Request, by Paul Ford
            (January 19, 1999)
            1. sign, by Paul Ford
              (January 1, 2000)
            2. request, by Paul Ford
              (January 1, 2000)
          54. Meandering Entry, by Paul Ford
            (January 18, 1999)
          55. Grandfather, by Paul Ford
            (December 28, 2000)
            1. April 9, 1976, by Paul Ford
              (May 21, 1998)
            2. The Subway Diary: 24-May-98, by Paul Ford
              (May 24, 1998)
          56. Trip Home, by Paul Ford
            (April 2, 1999)
        7. Reticulation, by Paul Ford
          (April 9, 1999)
        8. Notice, by Paul Ford
          (April 5, 1999)
        9. Big Day, by Paul Ford
          (January 31, 1999)
        10. Morning, by Paul Ford
          (January 16, 1999)
        11. I Fucked Everything Up and Now I Must Die, by Paul Ford
          (February 28, 1999)
        12. Late Night, 5th Ave, by Paul Ford
          (March 8, 1999)
        13. Clement Park, by Paul Ford
          (March 20, 1999)
        14. Still in Clement Park, by Paul Ford
          (March 21, 1999)
        15. 01 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
          (August 1, 1998)
        16. 02 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
          (August 2, 1998)
        17. 03 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
          (August 3, 1998)
        18. 09 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
          (August 9, 1998)
        19. 13 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
          (August 13, 1998)
        20. Death Trip, by Paul Ford
          (February 4, 1999)
        21. Basic Elegy, by Paul Ford
          (January 1, 2000)
        22. 28 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
          (June 28, 1998)
        23. 29 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
          (June 29, 1998)
        24. 80, by Paul Ford
          (March 27, 1999)
        25. Reunion, by Paul Ford
          (April 19, 1999)
        26. Mr. Social's Night on the Town: Prelude, by Paul Ford
          (April 23, 1999)
        27. Mr. Social's Night on the Town: A Burnt-Out Case, by Paul Ford
          (April 23, 1999)
        28. In the Ancient Bottle, by Paul Ford
          (April 23, 1999)
        29. Outbound, by Paul Ford
          (April 23, 1999)
        30. Tights, by Paul Ford
          (April 26, 1999)
        31. Blanket, by Paul Ford
          (May 3, 1999)
        32. Speaking, by Paul Ford
          (May 7, 1999)
        33. Peak of the Cycle, by Paul Ford
          (May 16, 1999)
        34. Discussion, by Paul Ford
          (May 20, 1999)
        35. Weekend: Avenue A, by Paul Ford
          (May 27, 1999)
        36. Weekend: Avenue B, by Paul Ford
          (May 27, 1999)
        37. Undisaster, by Paul Ford
          (June 1, 1999)
        38. Stopwatch, by Paul Ford
          (June 12, 1999)
        39. Considerations, by Paul Ford
          (June 21, 1999)
        40. 2nd Avenue, by Paul Ford
          (January 5, 2000)
        41. Paul Ford Re-enters Outside World , by Paul Ford
          (March 13, 2000)
        42. b i k e ! , by Paul Ford
          (April 10, 2000)
        43. Fred, a Cat , by Paul Ford
          (April 16, 2000)
        44. Puppet Show, early afternoon in a warm October in West Chester, Pennsylvania, 1988 , by Paul Ford
          (April 12, 2000)
        45. Another Puppet Show, by Paul Ford
          (April 15, 2004)
        46. Transit , by Paul Ford
          (May 3, 2000)
        47. Microcelebrity, by Paul Ford
          (February 20, 2000)
        48. Truly a Cloud, by Paul Ford
          (September 11, 2000)
        49. Piano, by Paul Ford
          (January 7, 2001)
        50. Movie Star, by Paul Ford
          (January 16, 2001)
        51. Amiable Chat Down 9th St., by Paul Ford
          (May 5, 2000)
        52. Contagious!, by Paul Ford
          (December 19, 2000)
        53. Professional Driver, Closed Course, by Paul Ford
          (December 12, 2000)
        54. The boxes reach to the ceiling., by Paul Ford
          (January 20, 2001)
        55. Biography of a Full-bore Jackass, by Paul Ford
          (May 4, 2000)
        56. Update, before another leap, by Paul Ford
          (May 24, 2001)
        57. Rebel Quietly in the Mornings, by Paul Ford
          (June 4, 2001)
        58. Bridge and River Consecration, by Paul Ford
          (June 16, 2001)
        59. East River Unconsecration, by Paul Ford
          (September 30, 2002)
        60. Park in Brooklyn Heights, by Paul Ford
          (June 19, 2001)
        61. Valuable Information, by Paul Ford
          (June 20, 2001)
        62. Again, sick, argh, by Paul Ford
          (June 25, 2001)
        63. We Live Like Kings, by Paul Ford
          (July 4, 2001)
        64. Clown/Fountain, by Paul Ford
          (July 6, 2001)
        65. Police Boat/Red Boat/C Train, by Paul Ford
          (July 12, 2001)
        66. Imaginary Dog, by Paul Ford
          (July 19, 2001)
        67. London Temporary Shelter Request, by Paul Ford
          (July 26, 2001)
        68. I must not think bad thoughts, by Paul Ford
          (July 27, 2001)
        69. Brief Corrective, by Paul Ford
          (July 31, 2001)
        70. Ben Gurion!, by Paul Ford
          (August 8, 2001)
        71. Big Boy Now, by Paul Ford
          (August 10, 2001)
          1. Blah, by Paul Ford
            (August 28, 2001)
          2. Ivrit, by Paul Ford
            (September 3, 2001)
          3. “500,000 Kilowatts of Stardust”, by Paul Ford
            (September 4, 2001)
        72. September 11, 2001, by Paul Ford
          (September 12, 2001)
        73. Over and Out, by Paul Ford
          (September 18, 2001)
        74. Not Much at Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
          (September 22, 2001)
        75. The Phone, by Paul Ford
          (September 29, 2001)
        76. Sticker, by Paul Ford
          (October 27, 2001)
        77. Best Of, by Paul Ford
          (October 29, 2001)
        78. Neighborhood Gallery, by Paul Ford
          (October 24, 2001)
        79. Singer, by Paul Ford
          (November 8, 2001)
        80. Thanksgiving Composition, by Paul Ford
          (November 26, 2001)
        81. Squirrels, in Union Square Park, by Paul Ford
          (December 4, 2001)
          1. To a Squirrel at Kyle-na-gno, by [#W.B.Yeats]
            (January 28, 2002)
        82. Letters, by Paul Ford
          (October 2, 2001)
          1. Regarding the November, 2000 Presidential Election, by Paul Ford
            (October 12, 2001)
          2. More stories prior to the heat death of the universe, by Paul Ford
            (October 12, 2001)
          3. Wish you were here!, by Paul Ford
            (October 17, 2001)
          4. Message inside the front door, by Paul Ford
            (October 28, 2001)
        83. Collected Dialogues, by Paul Ford
          (January 1, 2002)
        84. Prolog(ue), by Paul Ford
          (January 4, 2002)
        85. As if it mattered, by Paul Ford
          (May 2, 2002)
      3. Walking/Riding, by Paul Ford
        1. Odd Events, by Paul Ford
          1. Saturday, by Paul Ford
            (February 18, 2003)
          2. Condiment Wrapper, by Paul Ford
            1. The Condiment War, by Paul Ford
              (August 11, 2003)
              1. Sadness After the Condiment War, by Paul Ford
                (August 13, 2003)
              2. Santas, by Paul Ford
                (December 14, 2003)
              3. The Idiotarod, by Paul Ford
                (January 24, 2004)
              4. 4701, by Paul Ford
                (January 25, 2004)
              5. Heffalumps/Too much TotT, by Paul Ford
                (March 19, 2004)
              6. March March, by Paul Ford
                (March 20, 2004)
              7. Abbe's Birthday, by Paul Ford
                (April 2, 2004)
            2. Telescope, by Paul Ford
              (August 18, 2003)
              1. Not GOSPLACS, by Ian Lupo
                (August 16, 2003)
              2. As Brooklyn Slowly Drunkened, by Paul Ford
                (August 15, 2003)
                1. Looking for Something Stable, by Paul Ford
                  (August 20, 2003)
                  1. Taking the Edge Off, by Scott Rahin
                    (August 25, 2003)
                    1. Black Box Theater, by Scott Rahin
                      (August 28, 2003)
                    2. The Alley Watchers, by Rebecca Dravos
                      (August 29, 2003)
                    3. June-August, 1994, by Paul Ford
                      (September 4, 2003)
                    4. Jerry, by Paul Ford
                      (October 13, 2005)
                    5. Talking With Mom, by Paul Ford
                      (September 5, 2003)
                    6. Planespotting, by Paul Ford
                      (September 9, 2003)
                    7. Review, by Paul Ford
                      (September 11, 2003)
                    8. Accordion Time, by Paul Ford
                      (September 15, 2003)
                      1. Concession Stand, by Paul Ford
                        (September 15, 2003)
                      2. Medium of Exchange, by Paul Ford
                        (September 17, 2003)
                      3. Medium of Exchange (Revised), by Paul Ford
                        (November 25, 2003)
                        1. Progress, by Paul Ford
                          (September 29, 2003)
                        2. Joke, by Paul Ford
                          (October 9, 2003)
                        3. Intercourse, by Paul Ford
                          (October 9, 2003)
                        4. All The Brands Names I Can See While Typing Without Turning My Head or Moving My Eyes, by Paul Ford
                          (October 9, 2003)
                        5. Chinatown and Back, by Paul Ford
                          (October 10, 2003)
                          1. The Smile, by Paul Ford
                            (October 20, 2003)
                          2. Easy Way Out, by Paul Ford
                            (October 23, 2003)
                          3. DVD Player, by Paul Ford
                            (October 27, 2003)
                          4. Pulling back teeth
                        6. Chemical Plants, by Paul Ford
                          (November 4, 2003)
                          1. Jill, by Paul Ford
                            (November 6, 2003)
                          2. The Chinese Cats, by Paul Ford
                            (November 17, 2003)
                          3. Losesome, Lonesome, by Paul Ford
                            (November 18, 2003)
                          4. The Bad Turtles, by Scott Rahin
                            (January 1, 2004)
                          5. Sickbed, by Scott Rahin
                            (January 2, 2004)
                          6. Predictions, by Paul Ford
                            (January 3, 2004)
                          7. Empire State, by Paul Ford
                            (January 5, 2004)
                          8. Age of X, by Paul Ford
                            (April 9, 2004)
                            1. The Soldiers at Smith & 9th St, by Paul Ford
                              (January 7, 2004)
                              1. Knowing Your Era, by Paul Ford
                                (January 8, 2004)
                              2. Laundromat, by Paul Ford
                                (January 10, 2004)
                              3. Interlude: Victim, by Paul Ford
                                (January 12, 2004)
                              4. Ceiling, by Scott Rahin
                                (January 14, 2004)
                              5. Smith St. Between Nelson and Huntington, by Paul Ford
                                (January 16, 2004)
                              6. Smith St. Between 9th and Nelson, by Paul Ford
                                (January 16, 2004)
                              7. Class, by Paul Ford
                                (January 19, 2004)
                              8. Three Gates, by Paul Ford
                                (January 27, 2004)
                              9. Passing Softly, by Paul Ford
                                (January 28, 2004)
                              10. The King of the Pigeons, by Paul Ford
                                (January 30, 2004)
                              11. Lists, by Paul Ford
                                (February 1, 2004)
                                1. Big Reading Thingamajig With Folks, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 11, 2004)
                                  1. The Board, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 27, 2004)
                                2. Meeting, by Scott Rahin
                                  (February 17, 2004)
                                3. Meow, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 19, 2004)
                                4. See Also..., by Paul Ford
                                  (February 24, 2004)
                              12. Sleepless, by Paul Ford
                                (March 2, 2004)
                              13. The Landlord, by Paul Ford
                                (March 7, 2004)
                              14. How I Learned to Swim, by Paul Ford
                                (March 23, 2004)
                              15. The Law, by Paul Ford
                                (March 30, 2004)
                              16. Commute, by Paul Ford
                                (April 3, 2004)
                              17. The Spy, by Paul Ford
                                (April 13, 2004)
                              18. Memory of the New Economy, by Paul Ford
                                (April 14, 2004)
                              19. Dawn over 9th St., by Paul Ford
                                (April 20, 2004)
                              20. Shopping, by Paul Ford
                                (April 22, 2004)
                              21. Voice, by Paul Ford
                                (April 26, 2004)
                              22. Northeast Corridor, by Paul Ford
                                (June 2, 2004)
                              23. Gallivespians, by Paul Ford
                                (June 16, 2004)
                                1. A Good Thing to Do, by Paul Ford
                                  (August 27, 2004)
                                2. Gone Protestin', by Paul Ford
                                  (August 29, 2004)
                                3. Yet Another, by Paul Ford
                                  (August 30, 2004)
                                4. Miscellaneous Blues and Oranges, by Paul Ford
                                  (August 31, 2004)
                                5. Crashing a Republican Party, by Paul Ford
                                  (September 2, 2004)
                                6. Views of TK, by Paul Ford
                                  (September 6, 2004)
                                7. All The Memories I'll Need, by Paul Ford
                                  (September 14, 2004)
                                8. The Vet, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 4, 2008)
                                9. Flood 2, by Paul Ford
                                  (September 21, 2004)
                                10. The pigs, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 4, 2004)
                                11. Installing updates, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 12, 2005)
                                12. My Cat Abraham Lincoln, by Paul Ford and Paul Ford
                                  (February 22, 2005)
                                13. The Thumb-sized Heart of TK the Cat, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 4, 2005)
                                14. Benefits, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 12, 2005)
                                15. Metropolitan Dairy, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 22, 2005)
                                16. Occupation, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 23, 2005)
                                17. Scampering Housewards, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 14, 2005)
                                18. We are going to
                                19. Crossed, Tangled, Braided, by Paul Ford
                                  (August 11, 2005)
                                20. It was a genuinely pleasant interaction., by Paul Ford
                                  (August 16, 2005)
                                21. Gary Benchley, Rock Star, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 3, 2005)
                                22. Lost Songs, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 5, 2005)
                                23. Laundromat, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 12, 2005)
                                24. Speaking
                                25. Precinct
                                26. Green Apples Will Explode
                                27. Sortable Lists
                                28. Five Minutes to Departure
                                29. Lung, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 17, 2006)
                                30. Men standing around broken machines, by Paul Ford
                                  (September 11, 2006)
                                31. Spinning, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 2, 2007)
                                32. The Weird Thing, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 3, 2007)
                                33. Rowing the Pool, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 4, 2007)
                                34. The End of Lazy Christmas, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 5, 2007)
                                35. Person or Stuff?
                                36. Night Visit
                                37. $5 Chocolate Bar
                                38. Things Have Rules
                                39. Microclimates
                                40. The Moral Superiority of the Streetcar
                                41. Bantha Tracks
                                42. That Shaggy Feeling
                                43. Nanolaw with Daughter
                                44. Reading Tonight
                                45. Woods+
                                46. “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction”
                                47. “Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings?”
                                48. Welcome to the Company
                                49. The Swings
                                50. Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley
                                51. Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out
                                52. 10 Timeframes
                                53. Rotary Dial
                                54. Recent Offsite Work: Code and Prose
                                55. Saturday, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 28, 2008)
                                56. Sleeping Piece
                                57. Night
                                58. Etc.
                                59. Snow day, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 30, 2007)
                                60. The Tour
                                  1. The Reversal
                                  2. The Bike Store
                                  3. The Interrogation Room
                                  4. Empty Rooms
                                  5. The CPU
                                  6. The Cloths of Heaven are Old Shirts and Dark Slacks
                                  7. Upstate
                                  8. The Guests
                                  9. Love Explosion
                                  10. A Joke
                                  11. Fishing Party
                                  12. Clouds
                                  13. Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s
                                  14. The Wind Chest, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 18, 2008)
                                  15. Eloquence Personified
                                  16. Signs
                                  17. Over There
                                  18. Sasquatch
                                  19. I never told you because I was kind of out of it for a while there but
                                  20. Also
                                  21. Steering Wheel
                                  22. Fixed
                                  23. NYU
                                  24. Been a while
                                  25. Panel/Unicode table for you
                                  26. Elsewhere: Just Like Heaven
                                  27. I'm on a Panel at SxSW
                                  28. Parka
                              24. A Sense of Place, by Paul Ford
                                (January 6, 2002)
                                1. Run from Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 20, 2003)
                                  1. Run From Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
                                    (September 17, 2001)
                                  2. Waiting for the Bang, by Paul Ford
                                    (June 24, 2002)
                                  3. Personal, by Paul Ford
                                    (July 31, 2002)
                                    1. Dinner with a Billionaire, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 4, 2003)
                                  4. Missed Connections, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 29, 2003)
                                2. Place as Noplace, and 3D, and Geometry, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 12, 2002)
                                3. Location, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 2, 2002)
                                  1. Israel, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 9, 2001)
                                    1. Obtaining a Rush Passport in New York City, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 9, 2001)
                                    2. Night Flight to Tel Aviv, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 13, 2001)
                                    3. 4 hours in Jerusalem, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 15, 2001)
                                      1. to explain myself, by Paul Ford
                                        (February 15, 2001)
                                    4. Half-assed Homecoming, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 12, 2001)
                                    5. A Month in Savion, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 6, 2001)
                                      1. Getting back to Israel, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 20, 2001)
                                      2. The bedroom and the world outside, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 16, 2001)
                                      3. Fictional Eavesdropping, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 18, 2001)
                                      4. Sirens, Water, Land, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 19, 2001)
                                      5. 50 Lira, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 22, 2001)
                                    6. Photos from a Day in Jerusalem, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 8, 2001)
                                      1. Guns and Moses, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                      2. Around the Temple, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                      3. The Church of the Holy Sepulchre, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                      4. Soldiers, Muslims, Coca Cola, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                      5. Bethesda, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                      6. Stopping by Sharon's, then ascending to Zion, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 8, 2001)
                                    7. A Kick, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 13, 2002)
                                  2. Bay State/Old Colony State, by Paul Ford
                                    (September 10, 2002)
                                    1. Small Engagements, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 10, 2002)
                                    2. Shellacking the Challah, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 24, 2003)
                                    3. The Big Book, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 5, 2003)
                                    4. The Day, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 12, 2002)
                                  3. Sunshine State, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 10, 2003)
                                    1. Drawbridge, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 19, 2003)
                                    2. Accordion Time, Liquid Time, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 10, 2003)
                                    3. Florida Images, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 10, 2003)
                                      1. Pelican, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 10, 2003)
                                      2. Kingfish, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 11, 2003)
                                      3. Sea, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 12, 2003)
                                      4. Machinery, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 13, 2003)
                                      5. Space Shuttle, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 15, 2003)
                                  4. Keystone State, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 21, 2001)
                                    1. Enigmatical List of Young Ladies in the Borough of West Chester, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 14, 2003)
                                    2. Late Night Thoughts on West Chester, PA, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 21, 2003)
                                    3. Trying to Write About the Milt, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 13, 2002)
                                    4. Shaving the Eyebrows, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 13, 2003)
                                    5. Doctorate, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 21, 2003)
                                    6. Art Class, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 20, 2002)
                                  5. Baltimore Conversion, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 13, 2003)
                                  6. Empire State, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 1, 2002)
                                    1. New York City, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 3, 2002)
                                      1. Advertisement, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 3, 2003)
                                      2. The Busy Bee, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 9, 2002)
                                      3. Only the Dead, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 2, 2003)
                                        1. Bought in Chinatown, by Paul Ford
                                          (March 13, 2002)
                                        2. Lugging Things, by Paul Ford
                                          (July 10, 2002)
                                        3. Waiting for the Train at 23rd St., by Paul Ford
                                          (April 15, 2003)
                                        4. Elevator, by Paul Ford
                                          (April 30, 2003)
                                        5. Falling Off a Truck, by Paul Ford
                                          (September 25, 2002)
                                        6. The Monkey on Lafayette Street, by Paul Ford
                                          (May 5, 2003)
                                        7. The Neighborhood, by Paul Ford
                                          (March 3, 2002)
                                          1. Clean Paths, by Paul Ford
                                            (May 2, 2003)
                                          2. My Life with Cat and Dog, a Story, by Rebecca Dravos
                                            (July 19, 2002)
                                          3. How We're Coping, by Paul Ford
                                            (March 19, 2003)
                                          4. Misc. Dialogues, by Paul Ford
                                            (August 24, 2004)
                                          5. Moments of Weakness, by Paul Ford
                                            (April 18, 2003)
                                            1. The time I did lines with a bunch of grad students upstate and we ran around in the woods naked firing guns at each other at random, by Scott Rahin
                                              (April 18, 2003)
                                          6. Walk with Friend up Clinton St. and Back , by Paul Ford
                                            (April 26, 2000)
                                          7. Weekend: Court Street, by Paul Ford
                                            (May 27, 1999)
                                          8. Bookstores, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 26, 2002)
                                          9. Oyster Shucking Contest, by Paul Ford
                                            (October 28, 2002)
                                          10. Weather Report, by Paul Ford
                                            (August 5, 2002)
                                          11. Cake, by Paul Ford
                                            (August 26, 2002)
                                            1. concert, by Paul Ford
                                              (August 26, 2002)
                                          12. 22 Children, by Paul Ford
                                            (September 19, 2002)
                                          13. Rear Subway Window, by Paul Ford
                                            (January 7, 2003)
                                          14. Spending, by Paul Ford
                                            (May 14, 2003)
                                          15. I Met a Woman at a Bar, by Paul Ford
                                            (June 10, 2003)
                                          16. The Apartment on 9th St, by Paul Ford
                                            (March 3, 2002)
                                            1. Taxidermy Postulate, by Paul Ford
                                              (May 25, 2003)
                                            2. Cleaning My Room, by Paul Ford
                                              (October 31, 2001)
                                            3. The Naked Woman Across the Street, by Paul Ford
                                              (January 14, 2002)
                                            4. The Sight of Your Voice, by Paul Ford
                                              (March 11, 2002)
                                            5. Knot and String, by Paul Ford
                                              (May 7, 2002)
                                            6. 4 Days, 4 Police Officers, by Paul Ford
                                              (July 25, 2002)
                                  7. Time, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 2, 2002)
                                    1. Notes from a Motorcycle Film, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 9, 2002)
                                    2. A wire back through time, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 8, 2002)
                                    3. Darwin on his Deathbed, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 8, 2002)
                                    4. The Payoff, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 6, 2003)
                                    5. Until the Water Boils, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 7, 2003)
                                    6. The Mechanical End, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 15, 2003)
                                    7. Opportunities to Learn, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 7, 2003)
                                    8. Looking at the Numbers, by Paul Ford
                                      (October 30, 2002)
                                    9. 5 Days with No Human Contact, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 4, 2002)
                                    10. Social Place, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 3, 2002)
                                      1. Vest, by Paul Ford
                                        (February 21, 2002)
                                      2. Stupid, and Toothpaste, by Paul Ford
                                        (October 1, 2002)
                                        1. Colgate Money Shot, by Paul Ford
                                          (October 2, 2002)
                                        2. Borrowing a Car, by Paul Ford
                                          (October 3, 2002)
                                        3. Time Wrapper, by Paul Ford
                                          (March 2, 2002)
                                        4. My Musical Career, by Paul Ford
                                          (January 19, 2002)
                                        5. 5 February 2002, by Paul Ford
                                          (February 5, 2002)
                                        6. The Grateful Wretch, by Paul Ford
                                          (March 10, 2002)
                                          1. The Grateful Wretch 1: Pre-shoot, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 11, 2002)
                                          2. The Grateful Wretch 2: Facing the Camera, by Paul Ford
                                            (March 10, 2002)
                                          3. Notes from a Road Trip, by Paul Ford
                                            (May 8, 2002)
                                          4. The Sacred Womanhood of Brooklyn, by Paul Ford
                                            (June 10, 2002)
                                          5. Lucky Ducky Purgative, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 28, 2003)
                                          6. Game for Small Sounds, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 12, 2002)
                                          7. Anticipated Essays, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 4, 2002)
                                            1. 1 Year Monologue, by Paul Ford
                                              (September 2, 2002)
                                          8. Life in Terkels, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 7, 2002)
                                            1. Special Feature: the Worst Illustration of Studs Terkel, by Paul Ford
                                              (February 7, 2002)
                                          9. Fragmented Year, by Paul Ford
                                            (February 13, 2002)
                                            1. Reader Feedback on Fragmented Year, by Paul Ford
                                              (February 17, 2002)
                                          10. Afternoon of Albums, by Paul Ford
                                            (June 14, 2002)
                                    11. City of Tomorrow, by Rebecca Dravos
                                      (April 18, 2003)
                                  8. Santa Fe, New Mexico, United States of America, by Paul Ford
                                    (December 31, 2002)
                                    1. Ford, Focus!, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 31, 2002)
                                    2. St. Francis, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 1, 2003)
                                    3. Gorge, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 8, 2003)
                                    4. Earthships, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 9, 2003)
                                    5. Parking Lot in Santa Fe, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                    6. Gargoyle in Albuquerque, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 23, 2003)
                                    7. Horse in Albuquerque, New Mexico, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 23, 2003)
                                  9. Candy, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 14, 2002)
                                4. Graveyard, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 16, 2001)
                                  1. Early Abominations, by Paul Ford
                                    (October 15, 2001)
                                    1. 27 Nov 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 27, 1997)
                                    2. 28 Nov 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 28, 1997)
                                    3. 29 Nov 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 29, 1997)
                                    4. 06 Dec 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 6, 1997)
                                    5. 16 Dec 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 16, 1997)
                                    6. 04 Nov 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 4, 1997)
                                    7. 06 Nov 97, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 6, 1997)
                                    8. 10 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 10, 1998)
                                    9. 12 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 12, 1998)
                                    10. 22 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 22, 1998)
                                    11. 23 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 23, 1998)
                                    12. 31 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 31, 1998)
                                    13. 09 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 9, 1998)
                                    14. 12 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 12, 1998)
                                    15. 16 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 16, 1998)
                                    16. 02 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 2, 1998)
                                    17. 03 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 3, 1998)
                                    18. 06 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 6, 1998)
                                    19. 09 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 9, 1998)
                                    20. 11 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 11, 1998)
                                    21. 12 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 12, 1998)
                                    22. 13 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 13, 1998)
                                    23. 14 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 14, 1998)
                                    24. 12 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 12, 1998)
                                    25. 13 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 13, 1998)
                                    26. 14 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 14, 1998)
                                    27. 25 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 25, 1998)
                                    28. 08 May 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 8, 1998)
                                    29. 09 May 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 9, 1998)
                                    30. 13 May 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 13, 1998)
                                    31. 03 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 3, 1998)
                                    32. 14 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 14, 1998)
                                    33. 27 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 27, 1998)
                                    34. 02 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 2, 1998)
                                    35. 03 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 3, 1998)
                                    36. 04 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 4, 1998)
                                    37. 05 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 5, 1998)
                                    38. 11 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 11, 1998)
                                    39. 13 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 13, 1998)
                                    40. 15 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 15, 1998)
                                    41. 16 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 16, 1998)
                                    42. 17 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 17, 1998)
                                    43. 19 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 19, 1998)
                                    44. 25 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 25, 1998)
                                    45. 27 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 27, 1998)
                                    46. 28 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 28, 1998)
                                    47. 29 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 29, 1998)
                                    48. 26 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 26, 1998)
                                    49. 04 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 4, 1998)
                                    50. 06 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 6, 1998)
                                    51. 07 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 7, 1998)
                                    52. 08 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 8, 1998)
                                  2. Later Abominations, by Paul Ford
                                    (October 15, 2001)
                                    1. My Pals Sonic Youth, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 27, 1999)
                                    2. Solo in Gray, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 18, 1999)
                                    3. Prediction, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 26, 1999)
                                    4. Citizen Darth, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 11, 1999)
                                    5. Art, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 13, 1999)
                                    6. Here We Go Again, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 19, 1999)
                                    7. Fantasy, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 19, 1999)
                                    8. Created, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 6, 1999)
                                    9. Mirror Only Slightly Angled, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 12, 1999)
                                    10. Sampler, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 28, 1999)
                                    11. Rein, carnation, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 28, 1999)
                                    12. Wires, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 23, 1999)
                                      1. Wire 001, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      2. Wire 002, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      3. Wire 004, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      4. Wire 005, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      5. Wire 006, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      6. Wire 007: A Particularly Unbelievable Moment in the Heinous History of American Race Relations, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      7. Wire 008: Backrub, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      8. Wire 009: Pride, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      9. Wire 010: Hangover Cure, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                    13. An Ending of Sorts, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 10, 1999)
                                    14. My Favorite Variable, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 23, 1999)
                                    15. Tracking My Changes, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 2, 1999)
                                    16. Archive, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 1, 2000)
                                      1. The Subway Diary, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      2. Ftrain 1, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                      3. Ftrain 2, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 1, 2000)
                                    17. 11 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 11, 1998)
                                    18. Litany, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 14, 1999)
                                    19. Cliches, some with Examples, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 28, 1999)
                                    20. Commercial, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 18, 1999)
                                    21. First Day, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 23, 1999)
                                    22. Carpoint, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 26, 1999)
                                    23. Small, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 3, 1999)
                                    24. Before, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 26, 1999)
                                    25. Burden, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 4, 1999)
                                    26. The Voice in the Ear, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 18, 1999)
                                    27. Monologue, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 18, 1999)
                                    28. Shut Up, Paul, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 24, 1999)
                                    29. I Believe (a comic gothic, first draft), by Paul Ford
                                      (February 26, 1999)
                                    30. Study Hall, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 5, 1999)
                                    31. Overdue, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 23, 1999)
                                    32. The Ftrain Temporary FAQ , by Paul Ford
                                      (March 7, 2000)
                                    33. Staten Island , by Paul Ford
                                      (May 1, 2000)
                                    34. Lost Weekend , by Paul Ford
                                      (May 2, 2000)
                                    35. Bloodlife, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 25, 2000)
                                    36. Location x 3, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 16, 2000)
                                    37. Explosion on Ftrain, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 27, 2000)
                                    38. Republican National Convention, by Paul Ford
                                      (August 3, 2000)
                                  3. Failure to Execute, by Paul Ford
                                    (October 15, 2001)
                                    1. Linear Journal, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 1, 2001)
                                      1. Day: Mar 07, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 7, 2001)
                                      2. Day: Mar 08, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 8, 2001)
                                      3. Day: Mar 09, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 9, 2001)
                                      4. Day: Mar 10, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 10, 2001)
                                      5. Day: Mar 11, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 11, 2001)
                                      6. Day: Mar 12, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 12, 2001)
                                      7. Day: Mar 13, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 13, 2001)
                                      8. Day: Mar 15, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 15, 2001)
                                      9. Day: Mar 17, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 17, 2001)
                                      10. Day: Mar 18, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 18, 2001)
                                      11. Day: Mar 19, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 19, 2001)
                                      12. Day: Mar 23, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 23, 2001)
                                      13. Day: Mar 24, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 24, 2001)
                                      14. Day: Mar 25, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 25, 2001)
                                      15. Day: Mar 27, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 27, 2001)
                                      16. Day: Apr 16, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 16, 2001)
                                      17. Day: May 22, by Paul Ford
                                        (May 22, 2001)
                                      18. Day: Jun 15, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 15, 2001)
                                      19. Day: Jun 16, by Paul Ford
                                        (June 16, 2001)
                                    2. Eyewitness Noise, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 1, 2001)
                                      1. Eyewitness Noise: 2 July 2001, by Paul Ford
                                        (July 2, 2001)
                                      2. Guilty Hair, by Paul Ford
                                        (July 15, 2001)
                                      3. Holiday, by Paul Ford
                                        (December 19, 2001)
                                  4. March/April Hiatus, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 14, 2002)
                                  5. Administrative Tomfoolery, by Paul Ford
                                    (June 20, 2002)
                                    1. Very Important Update, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 10, 2002)
                              25. Stories for the Boxglow, by Paul Ford
                                (November 1, 2000)
                                1. Stories about Money and Business, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 27, 2000)
                                  1. Strategy Session, by Paul Ford
                                    (November 20, 2000)
                                  2. Silicon Alley UpdateLosing the Niche: HeyThereNegro.com, by Paul Ford
                                    (December 11, 2000)
                                  3. Recent Transactions Among the Tribes, by Paul Ford
                                    (December 20, 2000)
                                  4. Beware Cereal Addiction, by Paul Ford
                                    (November 30, 1997)
                                  5. That Was Some Experiment , by Paul Ford
                                    (May 1, 1998)
                                2. Speculations, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 27, 2000)
                                  1. Heat Effect, by Paul Ford
                                    (June 30, 2001)
                                  2. The McKee Recursion, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 16, 2003)
                                    1. Kiki, the Legendary Goatrilla, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 5, 2003)
                                  3. Selections from My Name is Blanket, © 2046 Blanket Jackson, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 10, 2003)
                                  4. The Inevitable Essay, by Paul Ford
                                    (May 3, 1999)
                                  5. Thenar Crease, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 7, 2000)
                                  6. Voice of the Future , by Paul Ford
                                    (February 1, 2000)
                                  7. Speculation: ReichOS, by Paul Ford
                                    (December 14, 2000)
                                  8. Real Empires Ship
                                  9. Moving Backwards
                                  10. Google Narratives, by Paul Ford
                                    (March 15, 2001)
                                    1. Google Search, 12:35 AM, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 15, 2001)
                                    2. Robot Exclusion Protocol, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 23, 2002)
                                    3. Amusing Google Searches, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 22, 2002)
                                3. ATM , by Paul Ford
                                  (April 24, 2000)
                                4. Box One , by Paul Ford
                                  (April 24, 2000)
                                5. 14 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 14, 1998)
                                6. 15 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 15, 1998)
                                7. 25 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 25, 1998)
                                8. 10 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 10, 1998)
                                9. 01 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 1, 1998)
                                10. 10 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 10, 1998)
                                11. 20 May 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 20, 1998)
                                12. 23 May 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 23, 1998)
                                13. 10 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 10, 1998)
                                14. 13 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 13, 1998)
                                15. 18 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 18, 1998)
                                16. 30 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 30, 1998)
                                17. 01 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (July 1, 1998)
                                18. 22 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (July 22, 1998)
                                19. 23 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (July 23, 1998)
                                20. 24 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                  (July 24, 1998)
                                21. Shame, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 11, 1999)
                                22. Tourist, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 13, 1999)
                                23. Address (First Draft), by Paul Ford
                                  (January 22, 1999)
                                24. Tattoo, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 14, 1999)
                                25. Off the Sofa, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 15, 1999)
                                26. 'Thropic, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 23, 1999)
                                27. First Date After the Breakup, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 14, 1999)
                                28. Heat, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 11, 1999)
                                29. Brief Interview, by Paul Ford
                                  (January 15, 1999)
                                30. Rationales: A Spontaneous, Topical Play for Voices, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 1, 1999)
                                31. At 10 (Quick Sketch), by Paul Ford
                                  (February 28, 1999)
                                32. On My Way to Meet You, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 28, 1999)
                                33. Fall and Winter 1992 (First Draft), by Paul Ford
                                  (March 8, 1999)
                                34. Daily Entry Written on Powerful Prescribed Drugs, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 8, 1999)
                                35. Possible Beginnings to Science Fiction Novels, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 17, 1999)
                                36. A Defense of Sexual Loneliness, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 22, 1999)
                                37. Shame , by Paul Ford
                                  (January 3, 2000)
                                38. Passerine Among the Natives , by Paul Ford
                                  (January 18, 2000)
                                39. Brass Railing, by Paul Ford
                                  (December 15, 2000)
                                40. Art Book, by Paul Ford
                                  (December 18, 2000)
                                41. Why are Human Beings So Terrible?, by Paul Ford
                                  (December 5, 2000)
                                42. The Subway Diary: 25-Nov-97, by Paul Ford
                                  (November 25, 1997)
                                43. The Subway Diary: 23-Mar-98, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 23, 1998)
                                44. The Subway Diary: 28-Mar-98, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 28, 1998)
                                45. The Subway Diary: 04-Apr-98, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 4, 1998)
                                46. The Subway Diary: 18-Apr-98, by Paul Ford
                                  (April 18, 1998)
                                47. The Subway Diary: 06-May-98, by Paul Ford
                                  (May 6, 1998)
                                48. Love Lost to the Ylem, by Paul Ford
                                  (March 13, 2000)
                                49. The Subway Diary: 09-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
                                  (December 9, 1997)
                                50. 11 June 2001, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 12, 2001)
                                51. Stories about Birds, by Paul Ford
                                  (February 22, 2002)
                                  1. Some Birds in Brooklyn, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 29, 2002)
                                  2. A Musical, and Political, Bird, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 19, 2002)
                                  3. Some More Birds in Brooklyn, by Paul Ford
                                    (February 23, 2002)
                                52. Nominally Concerning a Shirt, by Paul Ford
                                  (November 9, 2001)
                                53. Librarians and Tigers, by Paul Ford
                                  (July 11, 2002)
                                54. The Man on the Roof, by Paul Ford
                                  (November 14, 2002)
                                55. Squirrel and Rat, by Paul Ford
                                  (November 18, 2002)
                                56. 3 Chemistry Stories, by Paul Ford
                                  (August 6, 2002)
                                  1. Hydrochloric, by Paul Ford
                                    (August 6, 2002)
                                  2. Superstition vs Science, by Paul Ford
                                    (May 31, 1998)
                                  3. Chinatown, by Paul Ford
                                    (October 14, 2002)
                                57. Fremington on the Machines, by Paul Ford
                                  (June 11, 2002)
                                  1. Meditative Simulated Cross-Country Skiing, by Paul Ford
                                    (June 12, 2002)
                                  2. The Beautiful Weather, by Paul Ford
                                    (June 28, 2002)
                                  3. Returning to the Devices, by Paul Ford
                                    (September 19, 2002)
                                58. Flash, by Paul Ford
                                  (October 28, 2003)
                                  1. The Flood, by Paul Ford
                                    (November 3, 2003)
                                  2. The Pencil, the Monkeys, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 6, 2004)
                                  3. Rejected Political Cartoons, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 15, 2004)
                                  4. Working for the Man, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 26, 2004)
                                  5. Fragments of the Doomsday Canticle, by Paul Ford and Jack, Alex, and Alex
                                    1. The Doomsday Canticle, Part II, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 21, 2004)
                                  6. Foolishnesses, by Paul Ford
                                    (January 22, 2001)
                                    1. My Busy Day, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 11, 2000)
                                    2. The Subway Diary Analyzes Current Events, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 24, 1998)
                                    3. 26 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 26, 1998)
                                    4. 28 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 28, 1998)
                                    5. 30 Jan 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 30, 1998)
                                    6. 02 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 2, 1998)
                                    7. 27 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 27, 1998)
                                    8. 04 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 4, 1998)
                                    9. 16 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 16, 1998)
                                    10. How the NEA bit the dust, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 15, 1997)
                                    11. (Discussions with an) Insurance Agent, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 19, 1997)
                                    12. Baker's Dozen, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 23, 1997)
                                    13. NoMoPoMo!, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 3, 1998)
                                    14. The Poetry Converter, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 4, 1998)
                                    15. The Islamic Republic of Dogs, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 16, 1998)
                                    16. Cross-cultural Romance, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 17, 1998)
                                    17. 23 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 23, 1998)
                                    18. 24 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 24, 1998)
                                    19. 17 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 17, 1998)
                                    20. 21 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 21, 1998)
                                    21. Real Things, Said by Real People, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 19, 1998)
                                    22. 22 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 22, 1998)
                                    23. 09 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 9, 1998)
                                    24. 20 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 20, 1998)
                                    25. Rats Eat Vomit, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 27, 1999)
                                    26. Mortar & Expounded Cliche, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 8, 1999)
                                    27. Who's Reading? An Annotated Selection from Yesterday's Access.Log, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 27, 1999)
                                    28. MISTAKE, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 1, 1999)
                                    29. Hmm, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 1, 1999)
                                    30. Satya's Dog, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 7, 1999)
                                    31. Love Ditty, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 25, 1999)
                                    32. Ftrain Winter Haiku, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 15, 1999)
                                    33. The Thing I Do, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 15, 1999)
                                    34. Hitler's Brain, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 15, 1999)
                                    35. Tom Baylor, Space Therapist, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 9, 1999)
                                    36. His First Screen Appearance, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 22, 1999)
                                    37. Inner-city Geek Trash Talk, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 15, 1999)
                                    38. Wu-Tang Bakery, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 15, 1999)
                                    39. Let's Make Fun of Dirty Thnirts!, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 10, 1999)
                                    40. Audio, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 27, 2000)
                                    41. Ftrain Special Report: London, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 8, 2000)
                                    42. Pundits on Fire in Hell, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 18, 2000)
                                    43. 5 Marketing Catastrophes, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 16, 2000)
                                    44. Canon of Classifieds, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 13, 2001)
                                    45. Images from in and around Manhattan, NYC, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 27, 2001)
                                    46. Forthcoming Science Trade Books, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 12, 2000)
                                    47. Alumni Register, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 14, 2000)
                                    48. Urban, Boolean, by Paul Ford
                                      (October 21, 1997)
                                    49. Bucket of Doggerel, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 6, 2001)
                                      1. Haiku Train, by Paul Ford
                                        (March 27, 1998)
                                      2. An Anagram for the Lord's Prayer, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 23, 1997)
                                      3. The Subway Diary: 13-Nov-97, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 13, 1997)
                                      4. The Subway Diary: 18-Nov-97, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 18, 1997)
                                      5. The Subway Diary: 01-Nov-97, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 1, 1997)
                                      6. The Subway Diary: 05-Nov-97, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 5, 1997)
                                      7. The Subway Diary: 25-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
                                        (December 25, 1997)
                                      8. The Subway Diary: 02-Jan-98, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 2, 1998)
                                    50. SlideShow, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 12, 2000)
                                      1. Identity, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      2. The Black Bitmapped Ribbon, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      3. Are You Mono Blind?, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      4. Boy Painting Self, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      5. Colors #2, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      6. CE Cover, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      7. Deaf, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      8. Addicts, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      9. Boots, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      10. Feller, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      11. Mirrored Smut, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                      12. Woman, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 12, 2000)
                                    51. Career Development: an Artist, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 7, 1997)
                                    52. Career Development Revisited, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 24, 1997)
                                    53. The Subway Diary: 02-Apr-98, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 2, 1998)
                                    54. Touch, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 5, 2000)
                                    55. Iron-clad Legal Copyright, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 5, 2000)
                                    56. The Subway Diary: 26-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 26, 1997)
                                    57. The Subway Diary: 14-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 14, 1997)
                                    58. The Subway Diary: 07-Jan-98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 7, 1998)
                                    59. The Subway Diary: 20-Jan-98, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 20, 1998)
                                    60. Phone Call, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 24, 2001)
                                    61. 4 Poems from the First Lines of the Poems Archived at the Poetry Daily Web Site, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 22, 2000)
                                    62. My Turing Machine, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 7, 2000)
                                    63. Giant Robot Construction Kit, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 27, 2000)
                                    64. If Steven Spielberg Directed Porn, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 24, 2000)
                                    65. Cards, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 24, 2000)
                                    66. The Subway Diary Guide to Self-Loathing, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 20, 2000)
                                    67. Baffling Cuteness, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 5, 2001)
                                    68. Beyond Black Dogs and Mice, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 15, 2001)
                                    69. Why are robots so fascinating?, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 3, 2002)
                                    70. How to put a whole harmonica in your mouth, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 23, 2002)
                                    71. Answering Machine Message, by Paul Ford
                                      (March 1, 2002)
                                    72. The Top 10.25 Things Women (genders 1-2.5) Don't Know About Men (genders 3-5), by Paul Ford
                                      (July 18, 2002)
                                    73. Why I Loved the Library, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 19, 2002)
                                    74. The Scott and Paul Radio Show, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 4, 2002)
                                    75. Wal-Mart is Everything, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 20, 2002)
                                    76. Wikipedia Explains R&B
                                    77. Keeping Your Nose Clean, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 29, 2003)
                                    78. Nanobot Comix, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 3, 2003)
                                    79. What Were They Thinking?, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 26, 2003)
                                    80. My Ethnic Identity, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 10, 2003)
                                    81. Frequently Asked Questions, by Paul Ford
                                      (June 11, 2003)
                                    82. Shameful Pedantic Pettiness, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 4, 2003)
                                    83. Beautiful Ladies, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 23, 2004)
                                    84. Lost Habits, by Paul Ford
                                      (April 27, 2004)
                                    85. The Banality of Google, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 1, 2004)
                                      1. The Photo Diary of Hector, a Tiny Robot Whale, by Paul Ford
                                        (September 7, 2004)
                                    86. Why Evangelical Christians Should Not Vote for Bush, by Paul Ford
                                      (September 27, 2004)
                                    87. The Election, by Paul Ford
                                      (October 27, 2004)
                                    88. Voting Story, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 1, 2004)
                                    89. Meats, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 30, 2004)
                                    90. My Three Favorite Computer Games of 2004, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 20, 2005)
                                    91. Nicknames We Gave Our Intelligence Sources
                                    92. My New Year's Resolutions, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 1, 2007)
                                    93. To what Google Base uses may we return, Horatio!
                                    94. Dear LazyWeb
                                    95. Trope, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 12, 2007)
                                    96. Elsewhere: Lawyering
                                    97. Döh
                                    98. I Am Making a Difference
                                    99. Another Veil-lifter Pitched, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 29, 2008)
                                    100. Tag Cloud, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 30, 2008)
                                    101. This Is Just To Say
                                    102. Note
                                    103. But melts just like a little girl
                                  7. The Dial, the Number, by Scott Rahin
                                    (January 6, 2002)
                                    1. Part 1: Finding My Bearings, by Scott Rahin
                                      (January 6, 2002)
                                      1. Where I Grew Up, by Scott Rahin
                                        (September 3, 2002)
                                      2. The Early Morning Movie, by Scott Rahin
                                        (September 5, 2002)
                                      3. Some Dogs I Have Known, and How They Died, by Scott Rahin
                                        (January 28, 2003)
                                      4. A Monadic Soreness, by Scott Rahin
                                        (January 2, 2002)
                                      5. Scott Rahin's Lament, by Scott Rahin
                                        (February 6, 2002)
                                      6. Heloise in Hell, by Scott Rahin
                                        (January 15, 2002)
                                    2. The Mysterious Stain, by Scott Rahin
                                      (January 31, 2000)
                                      1. Change of Pace, by Scott Rahin
                                        (January 31, 2000)
                                      2. Revolutionaries , by Scott Rahin
                                        (February 20, 2000)
                                      3. Moral Futures , by Scott Rahin
                                        (March 7, 2000)
                                      4. Faith of My Fathers, by Scott Rahin
                                        (March 15, 2000)
                                      5. Sky Frequency, by Scott Rahin
                                        (February 28, 2000)
                                      6. The Temporary End of Paul Ford, by Scott Rahin
                                        (February 26, 2001)
                                      7. Being Good, by Scott Rahin
                                        (February 28, 2001)
                                      8. The Discussion of Music, by Scott Rahin
                                        (March 1, 2001)
                                      9. Coming Back, by Scott Rahin
                                        (March 23, 2001)
                                    3. Oat Songs in the Dropsy, an Album, by Scott Rahin
                                      (June 10, 2002)
                                      1. Track 1: Billy Goats, Angels, Anarchists, Monsters, by Scott Rahin
                                        (June 11, 2002)
                                      2. Track 2: Skinning the Chickadee, by Scott Rahin
                                        (April 11, 2003)
                                      3. Track 3: Horse Canyon, by Scott Rahin
                                        (April 16, 2003)
                                      4. Track 4: Places I Have Visited, by Scott Rahin
                                        (January 4, 2004)
                                      5. Track 5: Champion Rooster, by Scott Rahin
                                        (June 3, 2004)
                                    4. Crucifixion for Better Abs, by Scott Rahin
                                      (July 9, 2002)
                                    5. Seance, by Scott Rahin
                                      (August 19, 2002)
                                    6. Where I'm At, by Scott Rahin
                                      (September 19, 2002)
                                    7. The Ugliness Club, by Scott Rahin
                                      (November 25, 2002)
                                    8. The End of Technology, by Scott Rahin
                                      (February 6, 2003)
                                    9. Annoyance, by Scott Rahin
                                      (February 12, 2003)
                                    10. Marketing Idea, by Scott Rahin
                                      (February 13, 2003)
                                    11. The Astrakhan Awareness Network, by Scott Rahin
                                      (February 26, 2003)
                                    12. At-Risk Teens, by Scott Rahin
                                      (March 3, 2003)
                                    13. The Escape, by Scott Rahin
                                      (April 14, 2003)
                                  8. eye, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                  9. slow pan, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                  10. agents, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                  11. -co, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                  12. net, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                  13. Roosevelt Displacement District, by Paul Ford
                                    (April 23, 2002)
                                59. Theory, by Paul Ford
                                  (November 1, 2000)
                                  1. Colorless Green Ideas, by Paul Ford
                                    1. Initial Thoughts about Narratives, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 7, 2000)
                                      1. Body of Language, by Paul Ford
                                        (July 10, 2001)
                                      2. The Perfect Sentence, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 11, 1998)
                                      3. Characters and Simulation, by Paul Ford
                                        (July 2, 2001)
                                        1. People I appear, unintentionally, to be ripping off, by Paul Ford
                                          (July 1, 2001)
                                      4. Compression, by Paul Ford
                                        (May 28, 2001)
                                      5. I've been trying to make sense of narrative's place on the web, by Paul Ford
                                        (November 7, 2000)
                                    2. Two Parallel Content Planets, by Paul Ford
                                      (December 1, 2000)
                                    3. Language Machines, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 1, 2000)
                                      1. 100 2-part Male Names, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 17, 2003)
                                      2. 100 3-part Male Names, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 17, 2003)
                                      3. 100 2-part Female Names, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 17, 2003)
                                      4. 100 3-part Female Names, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 17, 2003)
                                      5. Interactive Word Machine , by Paul Ford
                                        (January 20, 2000)
                                      6. Operation Wild Badger, by Paul Ford
                                        (September 30, 2001)
                                      7. Box of Ideas for Future Language Toys, by Paul Ford
                                        (December 6, 2000)
                                        1. Poetry Scanner, by Paul Ford
                                          (December 6, 2000)
                                        2. Etymologizer, by Paul Ford
                                          (December 7, 2000)
                                        3. Polysemizer, by Paul Ford
                                          (December 6, 2000)
                                    4. Real Editors Ship, by Paul Ford
                                      (July 20, 2010)
                                    5. The Web Is a Customer Service Medium, by Paul Ford
                                      (January 6, 2011)
                                    6. Notice of an Advisory Relationship, by Paul Ford
                                      (February 1, 2011)
                                    7. Time's Inverted Index, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 9, 2011)
                                    8. Tickler File Forever, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 10, 2011)
                                    9. Antilunchism, by Paul Ford
                                      (May 11, 2011)
                                    10. Recorded Entertainment, by Paul Ford
                                      1. Recorded Entertainment #1, by Paul Ford
                                        (May 17, 2011)
                                      2. Recorded Entertainment #2, by Paul Ford
                                        (May 18, 2011)
                                    11. 0h30m w/...
                                      1. 0h30m w/Photoshop, by Paul Ford
                                        (May 13, 2011)
                                      2. @20, by Paul Ford
                                        (October 15, 2017)
                                    12. Literary Aspirations, Confession of, by Paul Ford
                                      (November 2, 2000)
                                    13. They told stories to reprogram my brain, by Paul Ford
                                      (October 2, 2000)
                                    14. much smarter people, by Paul Ford
                                      (October 2, 2000)
                                    15. Tufte vs. Bloom, by Paul Ford
                                      1. Tufte vs. Bloom 1, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 11, 2004)
                                      2. Tufte vs. Bloom 2, by Paul Ford
                                        (January 13, 2004)
                                      3. Finding Bartleby, by Paul Ford
                                        (April 16, 2004)
                                        1. My Palace of Memory Crumbles, by Paul Ford
                                          (January 10, 2007)
                                          1. The Problems of Nomads
                                          2. Copy, by Paul Ford
                                            (January 9, 2004)
                                          3. Dear Internet, by Paul Ford
                                            (April 2, 2007)
                                          4. Launch, by Paul Ford
                                            (April 12, 2007)
                                        2. Life With Machines, by Paul Ford
                                          1. Webs, Semantic and Otherwise, by Paul Ford
                                            1. Bloggity, by Paul Ford
                                              1. Medium of Choice, by Paul Ford
                                                (January 22, 2003)
                                              2. Web Pidgin, by Paul Ford
                                                (August 7, 2003)
                                                1. 'Log Frenzy (Abstract) , by Paul Ford
                                                  (April 11, 2000)
                                                2. Neutral Weblog Hotel, by Paul Ford
                                                  (June 23, 2003)
                                                3. Interview Extension, by Paul Ford
                                                  (April 8, 2004)
                                                4. The Times they is a'chargin'
                                              3. The Semantic Web, by Paul Ford
                                                1. August 2009: How Google beat Amazon and Ebay to the Semantic Web, by Paul Ford
                                                  (July 26, 2002)
                                                  1. A bit of commentary on Google and the Semantic Web, by Paul Ford
                                                    (July 28, 2002)
                                                2. It would be good to assign permanent URLs to news stories, by Paul Ford
                                                  (August 26, 2002)
                                                3. A Response to Clay Shirky's “The Semantic Web, Syllogism, and Worldview”, by Paul Ford
                                                  (November 10, 2003)
                                                  1. A New Website for Harper's Magazine, by Paul Ford
                                                    (December 1, 2003)
                                                  2. Learning to Fear the Semantic Web, by Paul Ford
                                                    (October 15, 2008)
                                                4. The Passivator, by Paul Ford
                                                  (March 27, 2004)
                                                  1. Regarding the Passivator, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 7, 2004)
                                                5. A Dithyramb for Spam, by Paul Ford
                                                  (January 24, 2003)
                                                6. The Titles of Web Publications Rendered as Something Like Poetry, by Paul Ford
                                                  (March 17, 2001)
                                              4. Software Stories, by Paul Ford
                                                1. Notes for an Essay on Microsoft Word , by Paul Ford
                                                  (February 5, 2000)
                                                2. Amiga 1000 , by Paul Ford
                                                  (February 2, 2000)
                                                3. Software Story, by Paul Ford
                                                  (June 16, 2003)
                                                4. Seeing Sound/Synthesis, by Paul Ford
                                                  (December 28, 1997)
                                                5. Geek Rhapsody, by Paul Ford
                                                  (December 8, 1997)
                                                6. More and More Like the Machine, by Paul Ford
                                                  (January 27, 2003)
                                                7. Getting Close to the Machine , by Paul Ford
                                                  (January 30, 2003)
                                                8. Like Ezra Said, by Paul Ford
                                                  (May 15, 2003)
                                                9. Processing Processing, by Paul Ford
                                                  (September 2, 2003)
                                                  1. Experiments in Processing
                                                    1. Square/Sphere/Static, by Paul Ford
                                                      (August 27, 2003)
                                                    2. Red Rotator, by Paul Ford
                                                      (September 1, 2003)
                                                  2. Internet Culture Review, by Paul Ford
                                                    (February 27, 2001)
                                                  3. Followup/Distraction, by Paul Ford
                                                    (October 14, 2005)
                                                10. Code, by Paul Ford
                                                  1. Emacs Notepad, by Paul Ford
                                                    (March 19, 2001)
                                                  2. My friend the Arb, by Paul Ford
                                                    (May 11, 2003)
                                                  3. Ftrain Codebase, by Paul Ford
                                                    (August 15, 2001)
                                                    1. Running the Machine, by Paul Ford
                                                      (June 28, 2001)
                                                    2. A Bit of Rationale, by Paul Ford
                                                      (October 15, 2001)
                                                    3. Code Features, by Paul Ford
                                                      (October 15, 2001)
                                                    4. Setup, by Paul Ford
                                                      (October 14, 2001)
                                                    5. Scripts, by Paul Ford
                                                      (October 14, 2001)
                                                    6. TODO, by Paul Ford
                                                      (October 14, 2001)
                                                  4. Notes and Observations on Building a Web Site with XSLT, by Paul Ford
                                                    (January 10, 2001)
                                                  5. Twitter RSS in XSLT FTW
                                                  6. Big O
                                              5. Another Whining Progressive, by Paul Ford
                                                1. War Diary, by Paul Ford
                                                  (March 28, 2003)
                                                  1. Pittsburgh, PA and Followups, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 1, 2003)
                                                    1. Pittsburgh, PA, by RachelLange
                                                      (March 28, 2003)
                                                    2. Responses to Rachel's Letter, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 1, 2003)
                                                      1. Chad Thornton Replies to Rachel Lange, by Paul Ford
                                                        (April 3, 2003)
                                                      2. Mike Kabakoff Responds to Rachel Lange, by Paul Ford
                                                        (April 3, 2003)
                                                      3. Rachel Lange's response to Mike Kabakoff, by Paul Ford
                                                        (April 3, 2003)
                                                      4. Another Statement on the Legality of Rachel Lange's Case, by LeahMacia
                                                        (April 11, 2003)
                                                      5. In Defense of Pittsburgh, by TonyCalderone
                                                        (April 12, 2003)
                                                    3. Rachel Summarizes, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 3, 2003)
                                                    4. How Things Ended Up With Rachel Lange, by RachelLange
                                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                                  2. Scott, Paul, and Takoma the Dolphin, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 1, 2003)
                                                  3. Frequently Asked Questions, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 11, 2003)
                                                  4. A Remedy Will Be Long in Coming, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 17, 2003)
                                                2. Letters to American Political Institutions, by Paul Ford
                                                  (April 23, 2003)
                                                  1. Four Letters to the United States, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 21, 2003)
                                                    1. Letter to the Supreme Court, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                                    2. Letter to the Senate, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                                    3. Letter to the House of Representatives, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                                    4. Letter to the White House, by Paul Ford
                                                      (April 21, 2003)
                                                  2. Letter to Senator Santorum, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 23, 2003)
                                                3. Selected Remarks from the House of Representatives, by Paul Ford
                                                  (April 24, 2003)
                                                4. Copernican Politics, by Paul Ford
                                                  (January 21, 2004)
                                                5. Labor Abstract, by Paul Ford
                                                  (January 23, 2004)
                                                6. Outsourcing, Etc., by Paul Ford
                                                  (April 19, 2004)
                                                7. Miscellany, by Paul Ford
                                                  1. Evolution, by Paul Ford
                                                    (September 5, 2001)
                                                  2. Notes: Flowers for Algernon, by Daniel Keyes, by Paul Ford
                                                    (August 28, 2002)
                                                  3. Vacuuming the Lungs, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 22, 2003)
                                                  4. Pepsitilting, by Paul Ford
                                                    (April 12, 2004)
                                                    1. Where is Snowball? Where is the bus?, by Paul Ford
                                                      (September 9, 2005)
                                                8. Anthologies, by Paul Ford
                                                  (February 24, 2002)
                                                  1. Artifacts, by Paul Ford
                                                    (August 30, 2002)
                                                    1. Antlers, by Paul Ford
                                                      (August 7, 2003)
                                                      1. Park Slope, Sunday Night, by Paul Ford
                                                        (August 28, 2002)
                                                      2. DUMBO, Saturday Afternoon, by Paul Ford
                                                        (August 30, 2002)
                                                      3. The Tarsier Afroth, by Paul Ford
                                                        (August 31, 2002)
                                                      4. Filling the Bathtub, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 2, 2002)
                                                      5. Mystical Chair, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 3, 2002)
                                                      6. Make money!, by Scott Rahin
                                                        (September 4, 2002)
                                                      7. Building in Chelsea, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 5, 2002)
                                                      8. Hips, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 19, 2002)
                                                      9. Cut Trees, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 6, 2002)
                                                      10. Fellow, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 7, 2002)
                                                      11. Free Willie Nelson, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 8, 2002)
                                                      12. The hands, they move, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 9, 2002)
                                                      13. The Woolworth Building, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 11, 2002)
                                                      14. The Symmetry Project, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 12, 2002)
                                                      15. Open Subway Door, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 19, 2002)
                                                      16. Penn Station, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 14, 2002)
                                                      17. Verizon, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 15, 2002)
                                                      18. Pipes, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 16, 2002)
                                                      19. Rat Valentine, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 17, 2002)
                                                      20. Sky Corner, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 13, 2002)
                                                      21. Democracy is in an undisclosed location., by Paul Ford
                                                        (March 25, 2003)
                                                      22. Weekend in Cambridge, Mass, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 10, 2002)
                                                        1. 5 Dollar Bill in a Jar of Kombucha, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 17, 2002)
                                                        2. Bark Paintings, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 18, 2002)
                                                        3. Another Bathtub, Another House, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 10, 2002)
                                                        4. Bus, Massachussetts Avenue, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 19, 2002)
                                                        5. Charles River, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 29, 2002)
                                                        6. Boston Haymarket, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 20, 2002)
                                                        7. Barbecue, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 13, 2002)
                                                        8. Anthropology Department, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 21, 2002)
                                                        9. Mouth, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 24, 2002)
                                                        10. Inuit Mask, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 23, 2002)
                                                        11. Kismet, the Hat, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 26, 2002)
                                                        12. Puppet Head, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 27, 2002)
                                                        13. Scrimshaw, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 22, 2002)
                                                        14. Woodcuts and Lithographs of Various Provenances, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 25, 2002)
                                                          1. Hot Hardcore Dutch Pants-Burning Lust, by Paul Ford
                                                            (September 25, 2002)
                                                      23. How to Make Something from Nothing, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 28, 2002)
                                                        1. Dancing Dolphin, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 28, 2002)
                                                        2. Giraffes Gossiping, by Paul Ford
                                                          (September 30, 2002)
                                                    2. The Ftrain Anthology of Poetry, 2002-2003, by Paul Ford
                                                      (February 13, 2002)
                                                      1. At the Slackening of the Tide, by Wright, James
                                                        (March 20, 2002)
                                                      2. Bath, by Sandburg, Carl
                                                        (March 21, 2002)
                                                      3. Mysteries, by Walker, Alice
                                                        (March 22, 2002)
                                                      4. The Guy In The Glass, by Wimbrow, Dale
                                                        (March 25, 2002)
                                                      5. Tracks, by Kooser, Ted
                                                        (March 26, 2002)
                                                      6. “How like the sound” and “Dear Girls”, by Paul Ford
                                                        (March 27, 2002)
                                                        1. How like the sound, by Kenyon, Jane
                                                          (March 27, 2002)
                                                        2. Dear Girls, by Dickinson, Emily
                                                          (March 28, 2002)
                                                      7. Dust of Snow, by Robert Frost
                                                        (March 29, 2002)
                                                      8. Estuans Interius (Burning Inside), by Orff, Carl
                                                        (April 1, 2002)
                                                      9. In Place Of A Curse, by Ciardi, John
                                                        (April 2, 2002)
                                                      10. To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time, by Robert Herrick
                                                        (April 29, 2002)
                                                      11. Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis, by Nash, Ogden
                                                        (April 30, 2002)
                                                      12. Two Poems from Weston Cann, by WestonCann
                                                        (June 29, 2002)
                                                        1. somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond..., by Cummings, E.E.
                                                          (June 29, 2002)
                                                        2. when faces called flowers float out of the ground..., by Cummings, E.E.
                                                          (June 29, 2002)
                                                        3. Links to Other Poems, by WestonCann
                                                          (June 29, 2002)
                                                      13. The Wanderer, by Platonov, Andre
                                                        (August 30, 2002)
                                                      14. Lullaby, by Auden, W.H.
                                                        (August 31, 2002)
                                                      15. How much happens in a day, by Neruda, Pablo
                                                        (September 1, 2002)
                                                      16. The Kendall Clark Sub-Anthology of Poetry, by Clark, Kendall
                                                        (September 5, 2002)
                                                        1. A Way to Love God, by Penn Warren, Robert
                                                          (September 6, 2002)
                                                        2. True Love, by Penn Warren, Robert
                                                          (September 7, 2002)
                                                        3. Love Song: I and Thou, by Dugan, Alan
                                                          (September 8, 2002)
                                                        4. May 24 1980, by Brodsky, Joseph
                                                          (September 9, 2002)
                                                        5. Balboa, the Entertainer, by Baraka, Amiri
                                                          (September 10, 2002)
                                                        6. The Bait, by Donne, John
                                                          (September 16, 2002)
                                                        7. A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning, by Donne, John
                                                          (September 12, 2002)
                                                        8. Code Book Lost, by Penn Warren, Robert
                                                          (September 13, 2002)
                                                        9. How to Tell a Love Story, by Penn Warren, Robert
                                                          (September 14, 2002)
                                                        10. Last Laugh, by Penn Warren, Robert
                                                          (September 15, 2002)
                                                      17. You Were Wearing, by Koch, Kenneth
                                                        (December 12, 2002)
                                                      18. The Mad Farmer Liberation Front, by Berry, Wendell
                                                        (March 2, 2003)
                                                      19. Two from Juliet, by Paul Ford
                                                        (March 5, 2003)
                                                        1. The Mother of God, by W.B. Yeats
                                                          (March 5, 2003)
                                                        2. Leda and the Swan, by W.B. Yeats
                                                          (March 5, 2003)
                                                      20. Where Babies Come From, by Tate, James
                                                        (April 21, 2003)
                                                      21. Steps, by Frank O'Hara
                                                        (December 9, 2003)
                                                      22. The Rampage, by Miroslav Holub
                                                        (December 10, 2003)
                                                    3. Texts, by Paul Ford
                                                      (November 1, 2000)
                                                      1. Boulder Poems, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        (November 12, 2001)
                                                        1. Eben Fine Park, Boulder, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        2. On Starbucks Patio, Boulder, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        3. She rocks , by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        4. Cruel, So?, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        5. Miracle of Slow, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        6. "Paper or plastic?", by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        7. WPA, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                        8. Burnished Child, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                          (November 12, 2001)
                                                      2. Connecting Light, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        1. Copyright and Acknowledgements, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        2. Dedication, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        3. Young Italian Girl Resting On Her Elbow - Cezanne, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        4. Running to Light, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        5. Clothesline Visitation, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        6. Trio, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        7. Linking the Miracles, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        8. At The Elevation, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        9. Two Met, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        10. Where, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        11. The Plan, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        12. Civilization, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        13. Bursted, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        14. Nighthawks, after Hopper, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        15. Viewed as Drama, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        16. Way It's, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        17. To Tamzen On Her Fortieth Birthday, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        18. Stream, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        19. The Matter With Us, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        20. From dark the floating, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        21. The German Lesson, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        22. Human Potential, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        23. Kamikazie, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        24. Prayer To My Daughter, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        25. The Peach Boy, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        26. Black Frost, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        27. Against the Deck, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        28. Living Nonsense, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        29. Mineral Baths - Bursa, Turkey, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        30. Sung To the Tune of Anything At All, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        31. Using Air, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        32. Reply, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        33. Departure at Twilight, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        34. At Sounion, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        35. Three Shortstops, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        36. Scoring, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        37. From the Fishing Pier (Nam Decade), by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        38. Generation, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        39. The Terrorist, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        40. The Plain Answer, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        41. At the University, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        42. Farce Averted, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        43. Those Two Again, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        44. Calling It a Day, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        45. Home, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        46. Coastal Graveyard in Branford, Connecticut, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        47. 4th of July, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        48. Beer and Sandwich On the Road, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        49. Overheard, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        50. Language and the Marketplace, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        51. There'll Always Be Us, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        52. The Chance, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        53. Dentist, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        54. The Territory, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        55. Shy, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        56. Defining Hope, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        57. Ay, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        58. The Moment, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        59. In Our Cold Stars, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        60. The Hand In the Future, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        61. Directing The Scene, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        62. The Grove, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        63. Visions of the Yale Library, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                      3. Who Cares?, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        1. Amerika by M., by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        2. Big A, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        3. BASIC Program For Capitalism, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        4. Future Dialog, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        5. All a Dither, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        6. A Tragedy Anent The International Phonetic Alphabet, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        7. Measure For Measure, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        8. The Experiment, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        9. Revelation, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        10. Two Documents, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        11. Chapters 1 and 2, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        12. The Premium, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        13. Tug, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        14. Introduction, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        15. The Surprise, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        16. The Medium, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                        17. Executive Decision, by Ford, Frank Bernard
                                                      4. Bartleby the Scrivener, by Melville, Herman
                                                        (January 25, 2000)
                                                      5. Thomas Hardy, Roman Ruins, Casterbridge, by ThomasHardy
                                                        (November 27, 2000)
                                                      6. Lapham, Utopia, by Lapham, Lewis
                                                        (November 22, 2000)
                                                      7. Rub it and Love it, by Paul Ford
                                                        (November 2, 2000)
                                                      8. Documents Indicate..., by Paul Ford
                                                        (November 2, 2000)
                                                      9. PAC Evil, by Hightower, Jim
                                                        (November 30, 2000)
                                                      10. What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative?, by Paul Ford
                                                        (November 27, 2000)
                                                      11. 3 Kinds of Power, by JohnKennethGalbraith
                                                        (November 27, 2000)
                                                      12. The Atomistic Machine View of the World, by RichardCLewontin
                                                        (January 28, 2001)
                                                      13. The Book of Joshua, Chapter 10, by YHWH
                                                        (February 19, 2001)
                                                      14. Jealousy and Literature, by PetervanSommers
                                                        (March 18, 2001)
                                                      15. George Washington as seen by William Carlos Williams, by Carlos Williams, William
                                                        (June 20, 2001)
                                                      16. Elegy, by JorgeLuisBorges
                                                        (June 22, 2001)
                                                      17. From the Universal Self-Instructor of 1883, by Paul Ford
                                                        (February 8, 2002)
                                                      18. The Fiddler of Dooney, by W.B. Yeats
                                                        (February 20, 2002)
                                                      19. Montaigne's Internet Business Plan, by Paul Ford
                                                        (September 10, 2002)
                                                      20. Benjamin Franklin on Business Ethics, by Paul Ford
                                                        (October 3, 2002)
                                                      21. Benjamin Franklin on Moral Perfection, by Paul Ford
                                                        (October 4, 2002)
                                                      22. My Financial Career, by Leacock, Stephen
                                                        (January 23, 2003)
                                                      23. Cooking of Eggs, by Paul Ford
                                                        (February 4, 2003)
                                                      24. Wm. Gibson on Terrorism, by Paul Ford
                                                        (February 24, 2003)
                                                      25. Message to the Republican Mob, by ROwens
                                                        (April 22, 2003)
                                                    4. The Stranger's Voice
                                                      1. Pilgrimage to the Holy Land
                                                      2. A Chinese View of the Statue of Liberty, by Saum Song Bo
                                                        (August 12, 2003)
                                                        1. The Chinese Room Thought Experiment, by John Searle
                                                          (August 14, 2003)
                                                          1. How They Telegraph Chinese
                                                          2. The Moral Character of the Monkey, by Rev. W. Jones, of Nayland
                                                            (August 19, 2003)
                                                            1. New Discoveries in Acoustics.
                                                            2. Give the Country the Facts
                                                              1. Letter, by Paul Ford
                                                                (October 27, 2003)
                                                            3. John Jones' Monument, by Rev. C. M. Livingston
                                                              (August 25, 2003)
                                                            4. A Visit to the Asylum for Aged and Decayed Punsters
                                                            5. I Have a Dream, by Martin Luther King, Jr.
                                                              (August 28, 2003)
                                                          3. Telephone
                                                        2. Ways of Reading
                                                          1. Hierarchical Table of Contents
                                                          2. Table of Contents in Reverse Chronological Order
                                                          3. Table of Contents in Forward Chronological Order
                                                        3. Taxonomy
                                                          1. Human Beings
                                                            1. Ford, Paul Edmund
                                                              1. Bartholdi, Frederic Auguste
                                                              2. Burns, Steve
                                                                1. Dust Mites Gone Wild!, by Paul Ford
                                                                  (August 12, 2003)
                                                                2. Spivack, Nova
                                                                  1. Melville, Herman
                                                                  2. Searle, John
                                                                  3. Bush, George W.
                                                                  4. Gore, Al
                                                                  5. Bing, Xu
                                                                  6. Lupo, Ian
                                                                  7. Whitman, Walt
                                                                    1. Wilde, Oscar
                                                                    2. Ford, Frank Bernard, by Frank Ford
                                                                    3. Ford, Wilma Yocom, by Wilma Yocom
                                                                    4. Ford, Gregory, by Greg Ford
                                                                    5. Rahin, Scott, by Scott Rahin
                                                                      1. Dravos, Rebecca, by Rebecca Dravos
                                                                      2. Bo, Saum Song
                                                                      3. Bartleby
                                                                      4. Turkey
                                                                      5. Ginger Nut
                                                                      6. The Narrator of “Bartleby the Scrivener”
                                                                      7. Dugan, Alan
                                                                      8. Walker, Alice, by Alice Walker
                                                                      9. Baraka, Amiri, by Amiri Baraka
                                                                      10. Orff, Carl, by Carl Orff
                                                                      11. Sandburg, Carl, by Carl Sandburg
                                                                      12. Wimbrow, Dale, by Dale Wimbrow
                                                                      13. Dickinson, Emily, by Emily Dickinson
                                                                      14. Saunders, George, by George Saunders
                                                                      15. Brodsky, Joseph, by Joseph Brodsky
                                                                      16. Tate, James, by James Tate
                                                                      17. Wright, James, by James Wright
                                                                      18. Kenyon, Jane, by Jane Kenyon
                                                                      19. Hightower, Jim, by Jim Hightower
                                                                      20. Ciardi, John, by John Ciardi
                                                                      21. Donne, John, by John Donne
                                                                      22. Clark, Kendall, by Kendall Clark
                                                                      23. Koch, Kenneth, by Kenneth Koch
                                                                      24. Lapham, Lewis, by Lewis Lapham
                                                                      25. Nash, Ogden, by Ogden Nash
                                                                      26. Neruda, Pablo, by Pablo Neruda
                                                                      27. Penn Warren, Robert, by Robert Penn Warren
                                                                      28. Leacock, Stephen, by Stephen Leacock
                                                                      29. Kooser, Ted, by Ted Kooser
                                                                      30. Pederson, Ted, by Ted Pederson
                                                                      31. W.B. Yeats, by W.B. Yeats
                                                                      32. Berry, Wendell, by Wendell Berry
                                                                      33. Auden, W.H., by W.H. Auden
                                                                      34. Carlos Williams, William, by William Carlos Williams
                                                                      35. Platonov, Andre
                                                                      36. Cummings, E.E.
                                                                      37. Fictional Characters
                                                                      38. Living People
                                                                      39. Dead People
                                                                      40. Zombies
                                                                      41. Employers
                                                                      42. Genders
                                                                        1. Men
                                                                        2. Women
                                                                        3. Other
                                                                      43. Creators
                                                                        1. Artist
                                                                        2. Philosopher
                                                                        3. Authors
                                                                        4. Editorialists
                                                                        5. Photographers
                                                                        6. Programmers
                                                                        7. Poets
                                                                        8. Sculptors
                                                                        9. Journalists
                                                                      44. Political Leaders
                                                                    6. Animals
                                                                      1. Dogs
                                                                        1. Elephant the German Shepherd
                                                                      2. Cats
                                                                        1. Rockstar the Cat
                                                                      3. Deer
                                                                      4. Monkeys
                                                                    7. Things
                                                                      1. Brothers
                                                                      2. Fathers
                                                                      3. Mothers
                                                                      4. Friendships
                                                                      5. Attendees
                                                                      6. Experiments
                                                                      7. Copyright
                                                                        1. Ftrain Copyright
                                                                        2. Reproduced Under Fair Use
                                                                        3. Reproduced from the Public Domain
                                                                      8. Ways of Communicating
                                                                        1. The Internet
                                                                        2. Web Standards
                                                                        3. Languages
                                                                        4. Forms of Expression
                                                                          1. Hypertexts
                                                                            1. Graph Narratives, by Paul Ford
                                                                            2. Web Sites
                                                                            3. Collections
                                                                            4. Stories
                                                                            5. Novel Fragments
                                                                            6. Announcements
                                                                            7. Fiction
                                                                            8. Personal Essays
                                                                            9. Photo Essays
                                                                            10. Essays
                                                                              1. Technical Essays
                                                                            11. Commentaries
                                                                            12. Poems
                                                                            13. Poems
                                                                            14. Articles
                                                                            15. Radio Programs
                                                                            16. Books
                                                                              1. The Mystery of Consciousness, by John Searle
                                                                            17. Advertisements
                                                                            18. Argument
                                                                            19. Editorials
                                                                      9. Attitudes
                                                                        1. Insolence
                                                                        2. Sauce
                                                                        3. Mimicry
                                                                      10. Technology
                                                                      11. Actions
                                                                      12. Roles
                                                                        1. Creation
                                                                        2. Spacial Relationships
                                                                          1. Located Above
                                                                          2. Cross Indexed Items
                                                                          3. Cross References
                                                                          4. General Categories
                                                                          5. Contains
                                                                          6. Traversals
                                                                          7. Geographical Bounds
                                                                        3. Places
                                                                          1. Nations
                                                                          2. Universes
                                                                          3. Solar Systems
                                                                          4. Planets
                                                                          5. Countries
                                                                          6. Cities
                                                                          7. Boroughs
                                                                          8. Villages
                                                                          9. Rivers
                                                                          10. Streets
                                                                          11. Companies
                                                                          12. Neighborhoods
                                                                        4. Cemeteries
                                                                        5. Unsorted Topics
                                                                          1. Violence
                                                                          2. Disgust
                                                                          3. Filth
                                                                          4. Cars
                                                                          5. Law
                                                                          6. Clothes
                                                                          7. Police
                                                                          8. Running
                                                                          9. Flags
                                                                          10. Mustard
                                                                          11. AbstractExpressionism
                                                                          12. God
                                                                          13. Allah
                                                                          14. Statues
                                                                          15. Sub-Classes
                                                                          16. The Semantic Web
                                                                            1. RDF
                                                                            2. RDFS
                                                                            3. OWL
                                                                          17. Clothing
                                                                          18. CommunicationsTechnology
                                                                          19. DefaultRel
                                                                          20. Owners
                                                                          21. Italy
                                                                          22. Jerusalem
                                                                          23. Manufacturer and Builder Magazine
                                                                          24. Money
                                                                          25. Music
                                                                          26. The North American Review and Miscellaneous Journal
                                                                          27. Publishing
                                                                          28. Religion
                                                                          29. Russia
                                                                          30. Section
                                                                          31. SocialClass
                                                                          32. Source
                                                                          33. Spain
                                                                          34. Sweden
                                                                          35. Switzerland
                                                                          36. Telegraph
                                                                          37. Travel
                                                                          38. 17th Century
                                                                          39. Academia
                                                                          40. Advertising
                                                                          41. Africa
                                                                          42. AI
                                                                          43. Amiga
                                                                          44. Amusements
                                                                          45. Annotea
                                                                          46. Anthropology
                                                                          47. Art
                                                                          48. A Sense of Place
                                                                          49. Astronomy
                                                                          50. Audio
                                                                          51. Autoethnography
                                                                          52. Babies
                                                                          53. Behavior
                                                                          54. Blogs
                                                                          55. Books
                                                                          56. Business
                                                                          57. The Environment
                                                                          58. Business Ethics
                                                                          59. Canada
                                                                          60. Canals
                                                                          61. Censorship
                                                                          62. Chekhov, Anton
                                                                          63. Church and State
                                                                          64. Civil Rights
                                                                          65. Classification
                                                                          66. Code
                                                                          67. Cognitive Science
                                                                          68. Colleges
                                                                          69. Schools
                                                                          70. Color
                                                                          71. Computer Games
                                                                          72. Content Management
                                                                          73. Copyright Law
                                                                          74. Craft
                                                                          75. CSound
                                                                          76. Culture
                                                                          77. CultureJamming
                                                                          78. Death
                                                                          79. DIY
                                                                          80. Dogs
                                                                          81. Doing Something
                                                                          82. Economics
                                                                          83. Email
                                                                          84. Etext
                                                                          85. Experience
                                                                          86. FailedRomance
                                                                          87. Film
                                                                          88. Flat PSA Project
                                                                          89. Fonts
                                                                          90. Food
                                                                          91. Foreign Policy
                                                                          92. Ftrain
                                                                          93. Functional Programming
                                                                          94. Games
                                                                          95. General Technical
                                                                          96. GermanShepherd
                                                                          97. GoodWebFiction
                                                                          98. Google
                                                                          99. Government
                                                                          100. Grammar
                                                                          101. Grants
                                                                          102. History
                                                                          103. Human Behavior
                                                                          104. Humor
                                                                          105. IF
                                                                          106. Images
                                                                          107. Imperialism
                                                                          108. InformationAge
                                                                          109. Knowledge
                                                                          110. InformationArchitecture
                                                                          111. InteractiveFiction
                                                                          112. Interface
                                                                          113. International
                                                                          114. Ironing
                                                                          115. Web Culture
                                                                          116. Presidential Election 2004
                                                                          117. Entertainment
                                                                          118. Mind Control
                                                                          119. WilliamJames
                                                                          120. JewishCulture
                                                                          121. JohnKennethGalbraith
                                                                          122. JorgeLuisBorges
                                                                          123. Frank O'Hara
                                                                          124. DanielKeyes
                                                                          125. Kids
                                                                          126. LeahMacia
                                                                          127. RobertLenkiewicz
                                                                          128. Librarians
                                                                          129. Libraries
                                                                          130. Linguistics
                                                                          131. LiteraryTheory
                                                                          132. Literature
                                                                          133. Lobsters
                                                                          134. Logic
                                                                          135. LogicProgramming
                                                                          136. Love
                                                                          137. Math
                                                                          138. Mathematics
                                                                          139. Media
                                                                          140. Metaphor
                                                                          141. Movies
                                                                          142. Narrative
                                                                          143. NarrativeStruct
                                                                          144. None
                                                                          145. Non Profit Organizations
                                                                          146. NuclearWar
                                                                          147. NYCMassTransit
                                                                          148. Ochs,Phil
                                                                          149. OctaviaButler
                                                                          150. Ontologies
                                                                          151. OperatingSystem
                                                                          152. OralHistory
                                                                          153. Pants
                                                                          154. Pedersen,Ted
                                                                          155. Penguins
                                                                          156. Personal
                                                                          157. PersonalWebSit
                                                                          158. PetervanSommers
                                                                          159. Physics
                                                                          160. Plushies
                                                                          161. Poetry
                                                                          162. Politics
                                                                          163. Postmodernism
                                                                          164. Programming
                                                                          165. Prolog
                                                                          166. Puns
                                                                          167. Race
                                                                          168. RachelLange
                                                                          169. Racism
                                                                          170. ReasonstoKill
                                                                          171. Reference
                                                                          172. Remediation
                                                                          173. Rhetoric
                                                                          174. RichardCLewontin
                                                                          175. Robots
                                                                          176. ROwens
                                                                          177. RSS
                                                                          178. Santa
                                                                          179. Sarcasm
                                                                          180. Saunders,George
                                                                          181. Science
                                                                          182. SciFi
                                                                          183. ScreenNarrative
                                                                          184. SearchEngines
                                                                          185. SenseOfPlace
                                                                          186. Sexuality
                                                                          187. Sheep
                                                                          188. Sinatra
                                                                          189. SiteAuthor
                                                                          190. SiteEditor
                                                                          191. SocialScience
                                                                          192. Society
                                                                          193. Sound
                                                                          194. Sport
                                                                          195. Spreadsheets
                                                                          196. Squirrels
                                                                          197. Statistics
                                                                          198. SVG
                                                                          199. Tarsiers
                                                                          200. Tea
                                                                          201. TechLife
                                                                          202. Technologyinth
                                                                          203. TextAnalysis
                                                                          204. TextualStudies
                                                                          205. NPR's All Things Considered
                                                                            1. The American Missionary
                                                                            2. ThomasHardy
                                                                            3. Tibet
                                                                            4. Gatherings
                                                                            5. Toilets
                                                                            6. TonyCalderone
                                                                            7. TortoiseShell
                                                                            8. Township
                                                                            9. Toys
                                                                            10. Unclassifiable
                                                                            11. Unions
                                                                            12. Unix
                                                                            13. US-IraqConflict
                                                                            14. ThorstenVeblen
                                                                            15. GoreVidal
                                                                            16. Video
                                                                            17. Visualization
                                                                            18. War
                                                                            19. WaterWay
                                                                            20. WebDevelopment
                                                                            21. Weblog
                                                                            22. Weblogs
                                                                            23. WebNarrative
                                                                            24. WebProgramming
                                                                            25. WebSearch
                                                                            26. WebWriting
                                                                            27. WestonCann
                                                                            28. Woman
                                                                            29. Wordnet
                                                                            30. WorkerRights
                                                                            31. Writing
                                                                            32. XML
                                                                            33. XSL-FO
                                                                            34. XSLT
                                                                            35. YHWH
                                                                            36. Zairja
                                                                            37. Zines
                                                                            38. SlajovZizek
                                                                            39. Email Address
                                                                            40. AlphaByRole
                                                                            41. Concept
                                                                            42. Set Members
                                                                            43. Taxonomies
                                                                            44. Arbitary Boundaries Between Spans of Text
                                                                            45. Copyright Holders
                                                                            46. Cross Streets
                                                                            47. Dentist
                                                                            48. FtrainFAQ
                                                                            49. The Ftrain Sitekit, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (July 21, 2003)
                                                                              1. HudsonRiver
                                                                              2. Leaders
                                                                                1. U.S. Presidents
                                                                              3. Where People Live
                                                                              4. LongIsland
                                                                              5. Friends of Animals
                                                                              6. What Uses Which Publishing Software?
                                                                              7. Queens
                                                                              8. Sort
                                                                              9. States
                                                                              10. Subway Stops
                                                                              11. Ftrain Work
                                                                              12. Software
                                                                          206. Locations
                                                                            1. This Universe
                                                                              1. Our Solar System
                                                                                1. Mars
                                                                                2. The Earth
                                                                                  1. China
                                                                                  2. The United States of America
                                                                                    1. New York
                                                                                      1. Alfred
                                                                                        1. Alfred University
                                                                                      2. New York City
                                                                                        1. Statue of Liberty
                                                                                        2. Brooklyn
                                                                                          1. Greenwood Cemetery
                                                                                            1. Statue of Minerva
                                                                                          2. Carroll Gardens
                                                                                            1. Smith & 9th St. NYC MTA Subway Stop
                                                                                          3. Park Slope
                                                                                          4. Red Hook
                                                                                          5. Cobble Hill
                                                                                          6. Brooklyn Heights
                                                                                          7. DUMBO
                                                                                            1. York St. NYC MTA Subway Stop
                                                                                          8. Court St.
                                                                                          9. Smith St.
                                                                                          10. W 9th St.
                                                                                        3. Manhattan
                                                                                          1. Chinatown
                                                                                      3. East River
                                                                                      4. Buttermilk Channel
                                                                                    2. Pennsylvania
                                                                                      1. Hershey
                                                                                        1. Milton Hershey School
                                                                                      2. West Chester
                                                                                        1. Wyeth Chemicals
                                                                                        2. Franklin Street
                                                                                        3. Dean Street
                                                                                    3. New Mexico
                                                                                  3. Israel
                                                                                  4. Denmark
                                                                                  5. England
                                                                                  6. France
                                                                                  7. Holland
                                                                                  8. Hungary
                                                                                  9. Bicycles
                                                                                  10. Suicide
                                                                                  11. All the Links
                                                                                  12. Animals
                                                                                  13. Bookstores
                                                                                  14. Csound
                                                                                  15. Doing Something With My Sorry Life
                                                                                  16. Etexts
                                                                                  17. Fashion
                                                                                  18. gl_agent
                                                                                  19. gl_cred
                                                                                  20. gl_drawer
                                                                                  21. gl_drops
                                                                                  22. gl_plagues
                                                                                  23. gl_weather
                                                                                  24. Globalization
                                                                                  25. Good Web Writing
                                                                                  26. Hoaxes
                                                                                  27. orgeborges_elegy
                                                                                  28. inks_in_chron_order_a
                                                                                  29. inks_sub_ Csound
                                                                                  30. inks_sub_ Google
                                                                                  31. inks_sub_ Semantic_ Web
                                                                                  32. Marketing
                                                                                  33. Narrative Structure
                                                                                  34. Non- Profits
                                                                                  35. Operating Systems
                                                                                  36. Parallel Universe
                                                                                  37. Personal Web Sites
                                                                                  38. Prospect Park
                                                                                  39. Reasons To Kill Myself
                                                                                  40. Robert Frost
                                                                                  41. Robert Herrick
                                                                                  42. Sci- Fi
                                                                                  43. September11
                                                                                  44. Sex
                                                                                  45. ite_calendar
                                                                                  46. Technology In Humanities
                                                                                  47. Time
                                                                                  48. U S Iraq Conflict2003
                                                                          207. Places Inside Places
                                                                          208. Sponsors
                                                                          209. Photos
                                                                          210. Images
                                                                          211. Lies
                                                                          212. Proverbs
                                                                          213. Quotes
                                                                          214. External Links
                                                                          215. About Ftrain.com, by Paul Ford
                                                                            (November 1, 2000)
                                                                            1. Ftrain FAQ, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (January 5, 2003)
                                                                              1. How come Bruce Cockburn stole your front page image?; or, How come you use a Bruce Cockburn CD cover image on your front page?, by Paul Ford
                                                                            2. How to Help Ftrain.com, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (July 29, 2002)
                                                                            3. Ftrain.com Editorial Policy, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (April 11, 2003)
                                                                            4. Ftrain Sponsors, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (February 10, 2003)
                                                                            5. Work in The Morning News, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (June 26, 2002)
                                                                            6. Requests for Help or Content, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (February 23, 2002)
                                                                              1. Please Send Me Your Favorite Poem, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (February 24, 2002)
                                                                            7. Other Web Content of Value, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (February 26, 2002)
                                                                              1. A Blatant but Heartfelt Promotion, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (February 27, 2002)
                                                                              2. Palestinian Voices, via Indymedia, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (April 1, 2002)
                                                                              3. Manual, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (May 24, 2002)
                                                                              4. It's fun to rhyme with my friend Hesta Prynn, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (February 17, 2003)
                                                                                1. “Jesus has monkey toes and breasts”, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (February 19, 2003)
                                                                            8. Table of Contents, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (November 2, 2000)
                                                                            9. Reverse Chronology, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (November 2, 2000)
                                                                            10. Forward Chronology, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (November 2, 2000)
                                                                            11. Copyright, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (December 2, 2000)
                                                                            12. Ftrain.com Privacy Statement, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (November 2, 2000)
                                                                            13. Paul.Ford, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (November 25, 2000)
                                                                              1. Continued Biographic, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (November 25, 2000)
                                                                            14. Paul Ford: a story of unbearable handsomeness, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (January 12, 2001)
                                                                            15. Making Sense of This Site, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (June 11, 2001)
                                                                              1. Inline Sections, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (June 11, 2000)
                                                                              2. Do you like dirty stories?, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                1. No, I definitely do not, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                2. Yes, I do, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                  1. I am not over 18, by Paul Ford
                                                                                    (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                  2. I am over 18, by Paul Ford
                                                                                    (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                    1. I work with you or know you in some capacity, by Paul Ford
                                                                                      (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                    2. No, I don't know you from Adam, by Paul Ford
                                                                                      (June 11, 2000)
                                                                                      1. I promise not to get weirded out if I see smut, by Paul Ford
                                                                                        (June 11, 2000)
                                                                              3. Context and Web-memory, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (June 11, 2001)
                                                                              4. Independent Sections, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (June 11, 2000)
                                                                            16. New Shoes for Ftrain, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (June 27, 2002)
                                                                            17. Ftrain Reader Services, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (January 28, 2002)
                                                                              1. Ftrain Reader Services Help, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 28, 2002)
                                                                                1. Save Yourself, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (January 27, 2002)
                                                                                2. Erase Yourself, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (January 27, 2002)
                                                                                3. Take Note, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (January 27, 2002)
                                                                                4. Create weblog link to this page, by Paul Ford
                                                                                  (January 27, 2002)
                                                                              2. Ftrain Privacy Statement, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 27, 2002)
                                                                              3. Reader Services FAQ, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 29, 2002)
                                                                              4. Future Plans for Reader Services, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 29, 2002)
                                                                              5. Some Miscellaneous Ideas, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 29, 2002)
                                                                            18. Rationale for this Web site, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (January 27, 2001)
                                                                              1. Why bother creating a Web site like Ftrain?, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 27, 2001)
                                                                              2. Ego gratification, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 27, 2001)
                                                                              3. A theory of art, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (January 27, 2001)
                                                                              4. Progress Report, by Paul Ford
                                                                                (February 20, 2003)
                                                                            19. Open to Criticism, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (February 27, 2002)
                                                                            20. To-do List, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (January 5, 2002)
                                                                            21. Ftrain is Accessible, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (October 20, 2002)
                                                                            22. My Amazon Wishlist, by Paul Ford
                                                                              (February 28, 2002)
                                                                            23. Masthead, by Paul Ford
                                                                            24. TrackBack
                                                                          216. One's Self I Sing, by Walt Whitman
                                                                            (July 20, 2003)
                                                                          217. Prosebot, by Paul Ford
                                                                            (April 30, 2004)


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                                                                          About the author: I've been running this website from 1997. For a living I write stories and essays, program computers, edit things, and help people launch online publications. (LinkedIn). I wrote a novel. I was an editor at Harper's Magazine for five years; then I was a Contributing Editor; now I am a free agent. I was also on NPR's All Things Considered for a while. I still write for The Morning News, and some other places.

                                                                          If you have any questions for me, I am very accessible by email. You can email me at ford@ftrain.com and ask me things and I will try to answer. Especially if you want to clarify something or write something critical. I am glad to clarify things so that you can disagree more effectively.

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                                                                          @20, by Paul Ford. Not any kind of eulogy, thanks. And no header image, either. (October 15)

                                                                          Recent Offsite Work: Code and Prose. As a hobby I write. (January 14)

                                                                          Rotary Dial. (August 21)

                                                                          10 Timeframes. (June 20)

                                                                          Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out. (April 10)

                                                                          Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley. (April 7)

                                                                          Welcome to the Company. (September 21)

                                                                          “Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings?”. Forgot to tell you about this. (July 20)

                                                                          “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction”. An essay for TheMorningNews.org. (July 11)

                                                                          Woods+. People call me a lot and say: What is this new thing? You're a nerd. Explain it immediately. (July 10)

                                                                          Reading Tonight. Reading! (May 25)

                                                                          Recorded Entertainment #2, by Paul Ford. (May 18)

                                                                          Recorded Entertainment #1, by Paul Ford. (May 17)

                                                                          Nanolaw with Daughter. Why privacy mattered. (May 16)

                                                                          0h30m w/Photoshop, by Paul Ford. It's immediately clear to me now that I'm writing again that I need to come up with some new forms in order to have fun here—so that I can get a rhythm and know what I'm doing. One thing that works for me are time limits; pencils up, pencils down. So: Fridays, write for 30 minutes; edit for 20 minutes max; and go whip up some images if necessary, like the big crappy hand below that's all meaningful and evocative because it's retro and zoomed-in. Post it, and leave it alone. Can I do that every Friday? Yes! Will I? Maybe! But I crave that simple continuity. For today, for absolutely no reason other than that it came unbidden into my brain, the subject will be Photoshop. (Do we have a process? We have a process. It is 11:39 and...) (May 13)

                                                                          That Shaggy Feeling. Soon, orphans. (May 12)

                                                                          Antilunchism, by Paul Ford. Snack trams. (May 11)

                                                                          Tickler File Forever, by Paul Ford. I'll have no one to blame but future me. (May 10)

                                                                          Time's Inverted Index, by Paul Ford. (1) When robots write history we can get in trouble with our past selves. (2) Search-generated, "false" chrestomathies and the historical fallacy. (May 9)

                                                                          Bantha Tracks. (May 5)

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