Hierarchical Table of Contents
- Story, by Paul Ford
(November 1, 2000)
- Semiautobiography, by Paul Ford
- The Unhappy Town, by Paul Ford
- Introduction, by Paul Ford
(August 11, 2004)
- A Tent in the Arctic, by Paul Ford
(October 1, 1997)
- Faced with the possibility of violence, by Paul Ford
(January 29, 2001)
- 10 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
(July 10, 1998)
- Early On, by Paul Ford
(September 28, 2001)
- Horsetails, by Paul Ford
(March 19, 1999)
- Your Meter May Vary, by Paul Ford
(November 21, 1997)
- 25 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 25, 1998)
- Mortuary Science, by Paul Ford
- Phosphorescence, by Paul Ford
- Untitled, by Paul Ford
- 05 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
(March 5, 1998)
- 20 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 20, 1998)
- Middle Youth, by Paul Ford
(December 28, 2000)
- Relapse, by Paul Ford
(May 12, 1998)
- The Compliment, by Paul Ford
(June 1, 2001)
- 08 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
(March 8, 1998)
- A Case of Religion, by Paul Ford
(January 13, 1998)
- Statement of Faith, by Paul Ford
(June 25, 1998)
- Angels in the Stomach, by Paul Ford
(February 11, 1998)
- Galaxie 500, by Paul Ford
(November 12, 1997)
- Arrival, by Paul Ford
(February 24, 1999)
- College Years, by Paul Ford
(December 28, 2000)
- Nice Girls, by Paul Ford
(December 3, 1997)
- Romance, by Paul Ford
(March 18, 1999)
- Manhood, 1994, by Paul Ford
(December 20, 1997)
- No Baby, by Paul Ford
(December 5, 1997)
- Then to New York, by Paul Ford
(December 28, 2000)
- Family Snapshot, by Paul Ford
(December 2, 1997)
- NYC, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- Brooklyn, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- The Brooklyn Bridge: Below, by Paul Ford
(July 4, 2000)
- The Brooklyn Bridge: Upon, by Paul Ford
(July 4, 2000)
- Manhattan, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- Rockefeller Center, by Paul Ford
(July 10, 2000)
- The Staten Island Ferry, by Paul Ford
(July 11, 2000)
- The First Self-Interview, by Paul Ford
(June 29, 2000)
- 06 Jul 98, by Paul Ford
(July 6, 1998)
- 13 Dec 97, by Paul Ford
(December 13, 1997)
- Pissing my Pants at Work, by Paul Ford
(October 23, 1997)
- 26 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 26, 1998)
- 26 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 26, 1998)
- 27 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 27, 1998)
- 03 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 3, 1998)
- 04 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 4, 1998)
- Relationship Whining, by Paul Ford
(October 27, 1997)
- 08 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 8, 1998)
- 13 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 13, 1998)
- 15 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 15, 1998)
- 24 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 24, 1998)
- 25 Feb 98, by Paul Ford
(February 25, 1998)
- Relationship Babbling, by Paul Ford
(November 2, 1997)
- The Subway Diary: 21-Dec-97, by Paul Ford
(December 21, 1997)
- Not Dungeons and Dragons!, by Paul Ford
(November 10, 1997)
- 02 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 2, 1998)
- 30 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 30, 1998)
- 02 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
(June 2, 1998)
- Social Life, by Paul Ford
(December 27, 1997)
- Big Mistakes and How I Cope with Them, by Paul Ford
(October 30, 1997)
- How I Broke Up With My Long-Term Girlfriend, by Paul Ford
(November 26, 1997)
- Auf Wiedersehn, Scheide, by Paul Ford
(October 25, 1997)
- Alone for the Holidays, by Paul Ford
(December 7, 1997)
- The Yahoo.com Internet Party in SoHo, by Paul Ford
(December 10, 1997)
- 15 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
(March 15, 1998)
- Traveling, by Paul Ford
(March 29, 1998)
- 14 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 14, 1998)
- 19 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 19, 1998)
- 20 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
(March 20, 1998)
- 25 Mar 98, by Paul Ford
(March 25, 1998)
- 06 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 6, 1998)
- 07 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 7, 1998)
- 08 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 8, 1998)
- 10 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 10, 1998)
- 15 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 15, 1998)
- 22 May 98, by Paul Ford
(May 22, 1998)
- 17 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 17, 1998)
- 19 Apr 98, by Paul Ford
(April 19, 1998)
- Overheard, by Paul Ford
(April 3, 1998)
- New Years, Pearls, by Paul Ford
(December 31, 1997)
- 23 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
(June 23, 1998)
- 24 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
(June 24, 1998)
- After, by Paul Ford
(February 1, 1999)
- Apnea, by Paul Ford
(February 4, 1999)
- Meeting Sally Field, by Paul Ford
(January 24, 1999)
- Taste for Today, by Paul Ford
(January 17, 1999)
- Montclair, by Paul Ford
(March 10, 1999)
- Sign/Request, by Paul Ford
(January 19, 1999)
- sign, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- request, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- Meandering Entry, by Paul Ford
(January 18, 1999)
- Grandfather, by Paul Ford
(December 28, 2000)
- April 9, 1976, by Paul Ford
(May 21, 1998)
- The Subway Diary: 24-May-98, by Paul Ford
(May 24, 1998)
- Trip Home, by Paul Ford
(April 2, 1999)
- Reticulation, by Paul Ford
(April 9, 1999)
- Notice, by Paul Ford
(April 5, 1999)
- Big Day, by Paul Ford
(January 31, 1999)
- Morning, by Paul Ford
(January 16, 1999)
- I Fucked Everything Up and Now I Must Die, by Paul Ford
(February 28, 1999)
- Late Night, 5th Ave, by Paul Ford
(March 8, 1999)
- Clement Park, by Paul Ford
(March 20, 1999)
- Still in Clement Park, by Paul Ford
(March 21, 1999)
- 01 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
(August 1, 1998)
- 02 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
(August 2, 1998)
- 03 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
(August 3, 1998)
- 09 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
(August 9, 1998)
- 13 Aug 98, by Paul Ford
(August 13, 1998)
- Death Trip, by Paul Ford
(February 4, 1999)
- Basic Elegy, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2000)
- 28 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
(June 28, 1998)
- 29 Jun 98, by Paul Ford
(June 29, 1998)
- 80, by Paul Ford
(March 27, 1999)
- Reunion, by Paul Ford
(April 19, 1999)
- Mr. Social's Night on the Town: Prelude, by Paul Ford
(April 23, 1999)
- Mr. Social's Night on the Town: A Burnt-Out Case, by Paul Ford
(April 23, 1999)
- In the Ancient Bottle, by Paul Ford
(April 23, 1999)
- Outbound, by Paul Ford
(April 23, 1999)
- Tights, by Paul Ford
(April 26, 1999)
- Blanket, by Paul Ford
(May 3, 1999)
- Speaking, by Paul Ford
(May 7, 1999)
- Peak of the Cycle, by Paul Ford
(May 16, 1999)
- Discussion, by Paul Ford
(May 20, 1999)
- Weekend: Avenue A, by Paul Ford
(May 27, 1999)
- Weekend: Avenue B, by Paul Ford
(May 27, 1999)
- Undisaster, by Paul Ford
(June 1, 1999)
- Stopwatch, by Paul Ford
(June 12, 1999)
- Considerations, by Paul Ford
(June 21, 1999)
- 2nd Avenue, by Paul Ford
(January 5, 2000)
- Paul Ford Re-enters Outside World , by Paul Ford
(March 13, 2000)
- b i k e ! , by Paul Ford
(April 10, 2000)
- Fred, a Cat , by Paul Ford
(April 16, 2000)
- Puppet Show, early afternoon in a warm October in West Chester, Pennsylvania, 1988 , by Paul Ford
(April 12, 2000)
- Another Puppet Show, by Paul Ford
(April 15, 2004)
- Transit , by Paul Ford
(May 3, 2000)
- Microcelebrity, by Paul Ford
(February 20, 2000)
- Truly a Cloud, by Paul Ford
(September 11, 2000)
- Piano, by Paul Ford
(January 7, 2001)
- Movie Star, by Paul Ford
(January 16, 2001)
- Amiable Chat Down 9th St., by Paul Ford
(May 5, 2000)
- Contagious!, by Paul Ford
(December 19, 2000)
- Professional Driver, Closed Course, by Paul Ford
(December 12, 2000)
- The boxes reach to the ceiling., by Paul Ford
(January 20, 2001)
- Biography of a Full-bore Jackass, by Paul Ford
(May 4, 2000)
- Update, before another leap, by Paul Ford
(May 24, 2001)
- Rebel Quietly in the Mornings, by Paul Ford
(June 4, 2001)
- Bridge and River Consecration, by Paul Ford
(June 16, 2001)
- East River Unconsecration, by Paul Ford
(September 30, 2002)
- Park in Brooklyn Heights, by Paul Ford
(June 19, 2001)
- Valuable Information, by Paul Ford
(June 20, 2001)
- Again, sick, argh, by Paul Ford
(June 25, 2001)
- We Live Like Kings, by Paul Ford
(July 4, 2001)
- Clown/Fountain, by Paul Ford
(July 6, 2001)
- Police Boat/Red Boat/C Train, by Paul Ford
(July 12, 2001)
- Imaginary Dog, by Paul Ford
(July 19, 2001)
- London Temporary Shelter Request, by Paul Ford
(July 26, 2001)
- I must not think bad thoughts, by Paul Ford
(July 27, 2001)
- Brief Corrective, by Paul Ford
(July 31, 2001)
- Ben Gurion!, by Paul Ford
(August 8, 2001)
- Big Boy Now, by Paul Ford
(August 10, 2001)
- Blah, by Paul Ford
(August 28, 2001)
- Ivrit, by Paul Ford
(September 3, 2001)
- “500,000 Kilowatts of Stardust”, by Paul Ford
(September 4, 2001)
- September 11, 2001, by Paul Ford
(September 12, 2001)
- Over and Out, by Paul Ford
(September 18, 2001)
- Not Much at Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
(September 22, 2001)
- The Phone, by Paul Ford
(September 29, 2001)
- Sticker, by Paul Ford
(October 27, 2001)
- Best Of, by Paul Ford
(October 29, 2001)
- Neighborhood Gallery, by Paul Ford
(October 24, 2001)
- Singer, by Paul Ford
(November 8, 2001)
- Thanksgiving Composition, by Paul Ford
(November 26, 2001)
- Squirrels, in Union Square Park, by Paul Ford
(December 4, 2001)
- To a Squirrel at Kyle-na-gno, by [#W.B.Yeats]
(January 28, 2002)
- Letters, by Paul Ford
(October 2, 2001)
- Regarding the November, 2000 Presidential Election, by Paul Ford
(October 12, 2001)
- More stories prior to the heat death of the universe, by Paul Ford
(October 12, 2001)
- Wish you were here!, by Paul Ford
(October 17, 2001)
- Message inside the front door, by Paul Ford
(October 28, 2001)
- Collected Dialogues, by Paul Ford
(January 1, 2002)
- Prolog(ue), by Paul Ford
(January 4, 2002)
- As if it mattered, by Paul Ford
(May 2, 2002)
- Walking/Riding, by Paul Ford
- Odd Events, by Paul Ford
- Saturday, by Paul Ford
(February 18, 2003)
- Condiment Wrapper, by Paul Ford
- The Condiment War, by Paul Ford
(August 11, 2003)
- Sadness After the Condiment War, by Paul Ford
(August 13, 2003)
- Santas, by Paul Ford
(December 14, 2003)
- The Idiotarod, by Paul Ford
(January 24, 2004)
- 4701, by Paul Ford
(January 25, 2004)
- Heffalumps/Too much TotT, by Paul Ford
(March 19, 2004)
- March March, by Paul Ford
(March 20, 2004)
- Abbe's Birthday, by Paul Ford
(April 2, 2004)
- Telescope, by Paul Ford
(August 18, 2003)
- Not GOSPLACS, by Ian Lupo
(August 16, 2003)
- As Brooklyn Slowly Drunkened, by Paul Ford
(August 15, 2003)
- Looking for Something Stable, by Paul Ford
(August 20, 2003)
- Taking the Edge Off, by Scott Rahin
(August 25, 2003)
- Black Box Theater, by Scott Rahin
(August 28, 2003)
- The Alley Watchers, by Rebecca Dravos
(August 29, 2003)
- June-August, 1994, by Paul Ford
(September 4, 2003)
- Jerry, by Paul Ford
(October 13, 2005)
- Talking With Mom, by Paul Ford
(September 5, 2003)
- Planespotting, by Paul Ford
(September 9, 2003)
- Review, by Paul Ford
(September 11, 2003)
- Accordion Time, by Paul Ford
(September 15, 2003)
- Concession Stand, by Paul Ford
(September 15, 2003)
- Medium of Exchange, by Paul Ford
(September 17, 2003)
- Medium of Exchange (Revised), by Paul Ford
(November 25, 2003)
- Progress, by Paul Ford
(September 29, 2003)
- Joke, by Paul Ford
(October 9, 2003)
- Intercourse, by Paul Ford
(October 9, 2003)
- All The Brands Names I Can See While Typing Without Turning My Head or Moving My Eyes, by Paul Ford
(October 9, 2003)
- Chinatown and Back, by Paul Ford
(October 10, 2003)
- The Smile, by Paul Ford
(October 20, 2003)
- Easy Way Out, by Paul Ford
(October 23, 2003)
- DVD Player, by Paul Ford
(October 27, 2003)
- Pulling back teeth
- Chemical Plants, by Paul Ford
(November 4, 2003)
- Jill, by Paul Ford
(November 6, 2003)
- The Chinese Cats, by Paul Ford
(November 17, 2003)
- Losesome, Lonesome, by Paul Ford
(November 18, 2003)
- The Bad Turtles, by Scott Rahin
(January 1, 2004)
- Sickbed, by Scott Rahin
(January 2, 2004)
- Predictions, by Paul Ford
(January 3, 2004)
- Empire State, by Paul Ford
(January 5, 2004)
- Age of X, by Paul Ford
(April 9, 2004)
- The Soldiers at Smith & 9th St, by Paul Ford
(January 7, 2004)
- Knowing Your Era, by Paul Ford
(January 8, 2004)
- Laundromat, by Paul Ford
(January 10, 2004)
- Interlude: Victim, by Paul Ford
(January 12, 2004)
- Ceiling, by Scott Rahin
(January 14, 2004)
- Smith St. Between Nelson and Huntington, by Paul Ford
(January 16, 2004)
- Smith St. Between 9th and Nelson, by Paul Ford
(January 16, 2004)
- Class, by Paul Ford
(January 19, 2004)
- Three Gates, by Paul Ford
(January 27, 2004)
- Passing Softly, by Paul Ford
(January 28, 2004)
- The King of the Pigeons, by Paul Ford
(January 30, 2004)
- Lists, by Paul Ford
(February 1, 2004)
- Big Reading Thingamajig With Folks, by Paul Ford
(February 11, 2004)
- The Board, by Paul Ford
(February 27, 2004)
- Meeting, by Scott Rahin
(February 17, 2004)
- Meow, by Paul Ford
(February 19, 2004)
- See Also..., by Paul Ford
(February 24, 2004)
- Sleepless, by Paul Ford
(March 2, 2004)
- The Landlord, by Paul Ford
(March 7, 2004)
- How I Learned to Swim, by Paul Ford
(March 23, 2004)
- The Law, by Paul Ford
(March 30, 2004)
- Commute, by Paul Ford
(April 3, 2004)
- The Spy, by Paul Ford
(April 13, 2004)
- Memory of the New Economy, by Paul Ford
(April 14, 2004)
- Dawn over 9th St., by Paul Ford
(April 20, 2004)
- Shopping, by Paul Ford
(April 22, 2004)
- Voice, by Paul Ford
(April 26, 2004)
- Northeast Corridor, by Paul Ford
(June 2, 2004)
- Gallivespians, by Paul Ford
(June 16, 2004)
- A Good Thing to Do, by Paul Ford
(August 27, 2004)
- Gone Protestin', by Paul Ford
(August 29, 2004)
- Yet Another, by Paul Ford
(August 30, 2004)
- Miscellaneous Blues and Oranges, by Paul Ford
(August 31, 2004)
- Crashing a Republican Party, by Paul Ford
(September 2, 2004)
- Views of TK, by Paul Ford
(September 6, 2004)
- All The Memories I'll Need, by Paul Ford
(September 14, 2004)
- The Vet, by Paul Ford
(February 4, 2008)
- Flood 2, by Paul Ford
(September 21, 2004)
- The pigs, by Paul Ford
(October 4, 2004)
- Installing updates, by Paul Ford
(January 12, 2005)
- My Cat Abraham Lincoln, by Paul Ford and Paul Ford
(February 22, 2005)
- The Thumb-sized Heart of TK the Cat, by Paul Ford
(April 4, 2005)
- Benefits, by Paul Ford
(April 12, 2005)
- Metropolitan Dairy, by Paul Ford
(April 22, 2005)
- Occupation, by Paul Ford
(April 23, 2005)
- Scampering Housewards, by Paul Ford
(June 14, 2005)
- We are going to
- Crossed, Tangled, Braided, by Paul Ford
(August 11, 2005)
- It was a genuinely pleasant interaction., by Paul Ford
(August 16, 2005)
- Gary Benchley, Rock Star, by Paul Ford
(October 3, 2005)
- Lost Songs, by Paul Ford
(October 5, 2005)
- Laundromat, by Paul Ford
(October 12, 2005)
- Speaking
- Precinct
- Green Apples Will Explode
- Sortable Lists
- Five Minutes to Departure
- Lung, by Paul Ford
(April 17, 2006)
- Men standing around broken machines, by Paul Ford
(September 11, 2006)
- Spinning, by Paul Ford
(January 2, 2007)
- The Weird Thing, by Paul Ford
(January 3, 2007)
- Rowing the Pool, by Paul Ford
(January 4, 2007)
- The End of Lazy Christmas, by Paul Ford
(January 5, 2007)
- Person or Stuff?
- Night Visit
- $5 Chocolate Bar
- The Swings
- Saturday, by Paul Ford
(January 28, 2008)
- Sleeping Piece
- Night
- Etc.
- Snow day, by Paul Ford
(January 30, 2007)
- The Tour
- The Reversal
- The Bike Store
- The Interrogation Room
- Empty Rooms
- The CPU
- The Cloths of Heaven are Old Shirts and Dark Slacks
- Upstate
- The Guests
- Love Explosion
- A Joke
- Fishing Party
- Clouds
- Six-Word Reviews of 763 SXSW Mp3s
- The Wind Chest, by Paul Ford
(March 18, 2008)
- Eloquence Personified
- Signs
- Over There
- Sasquatch
- I never told you because I was kind of out of it for a while there but
- A Sense of Place, by Paul Ford
(January 6, 2002)
- Run from Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
(February 20, 2003)
- Run From Ground Zero, by Paul Ford
(September 17, 2001)
- Waiting for the Bang, by Paul Ford
(June 24, 2002)
- Personal, by Paul Ford
(July 31, 2002)
- Dinner with a Billionaire, by Paul Ford
(March 4, 2003)
- Missed Connections, by Paul Ford
(April 29, 2003)
- Place as Noplace, and 3D, and Geometry, by Paul Ford
(March 12, 2002)
- Location, by Paul Ford
(March 2, 2002)
- Israel, by Paul Ford
(February 9, 2001)
- Obtaining a Rush Passport in New York City, by Paul Ford
(February 9, 2001)
- Night Flight to Tel Aviv, by Paul Ford
(February 13, 2001)
- 4 hours in Jerusalem, by Paul Ford
(February 15, 2001)
- to explain myself, by Paul Ford
(February 15, 2001)
- Half-assed Homecoming, by Paul Ford
(March 12, 2001)
- A Month in Savion, by Paul Ford
(April 6, 2001)
- Getting back to Israel, by Paul Ford
(April 20, 2001)
- The bedroom and the world outside, by Paul Ford
(April 16, 2001)
- Fictional Eavesdropping, by Paul Ford
(April 18, 2001)
- Sirens, Water, Land, by Paul Ford
(April 19, 2001)
- 50 Lira, by Paul Ford
(April 22, 2001)
- Photos from a Day in Jerusalem, by Paul Ford
(June 8, 2001)
- Guns and Moses, by Paul Ford
(June 8, 2001)
- Around the Temple, by Paul Ford
(June 8, 2001)
- The Church of the Holy Sepulchre, by