The Scott and Paul Radio Show

By Paul Ford

For some reason, no matter how many times we show the script, no one will put us on the air.

Scott: Hello, and welcome to the official Ftrain radio show. Volume 1, number 1. I'm Scott Rahin.

Paul: And I'm Paul Ford. We have a great show for you today. First, we've got a man named Carl Nailer, who's been choking for three years. We'll talk with him about that. Then, we're bringing on animal behavior expert Susan Caw in to show us what happens when you take a bear cub away from its mother poke the cub with sticks as the mother watches.

Scott: After that, we've told a rabbi, priest, and minister we're sending them on an interfaith meeting to Palm Springs -

Paul: But we're really sending them to 30,000 feet in a small jet airplane, then having the pilot announce the plane is going going to crash -

Scott: And the secret is, there's only two parachutes! So we'll finally learn how that joke really turns out.

Paul: It's part of a new recurring feature on our show called "Scientific Humor."

Scott: But before we begin, let's open a 40 and pour some 8 ball on the ground for the dead.

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