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Answering Machine Message

From my friend Melanie Darning.

Hey! You! The naked woman on the roof! Me! I'm a king! You got a nice deck over there! Hey! Actually I'm just a king puppet. Hey!

“I should should should have photographed my old roommate much more because there is a magazine called Leg Sex which you might know. Anyway, they need full-figured women photos. Um, and they have to project sexiness. And they pay 1800 dollars. So I think that's pretty cool. I totally missed an opportunity there.”

Long pause.

“I suppose I should get my new roommate some cookies.”


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