13 Aug 98
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Acting my age
River I
I Never Left My Heart There
Gym
A Visit to the Vet
Total Systems Failure
Meditation
Shoes
Tolerance
Little Bastard/Story/List
Holocaust
Pony!
Recap
Day Four
Day Three
Day Two
Day One
Poetry in Perspective I
My Pals
Fact/New Friend
General Truthful Administrative Paul Ford Update
Faith Revisited
Do you Like the New, Red Subway Diary?
Some (Babbling) Thoughts about Web Diaries and Journals
Holiday in the Arctic (finished)
Name Your Poison
How I came to New York I
A day for “Bob”
God bless it, Amen! I have taken this flag and pressed it to my chest and it has come out the other side.
Breaking Up
Memo to the other 98%
What happened and how it happened. An experiment, I guess.
Knitodendron
A Love Letter to Consumer Society
Dear Reader
Family Planning
Written at age 14, my official indoctrination
A Thing to Do
Life Shift
Microsoft Trampoline 2.0
January 1, 2000: The Millennium Bug
Television Fantasy
Army
I’ll Send Money When I Can 1
Neighborhood Character
The Way it Works
7 June 1998 (Departure Point) 1
Paging Tom Peters
That werewolf is hitting those grapes. From May, 1998.
The National Interior Monologue on Race
Delivery
Some Personal Prose History
Trite Truisms From a Trip to See My Grandfather
Shaggy Dog Story
Workplace Diary
Someone will point out a failing, push my gyroscope six degrees to the left.
Day’s Work
Memory Brief
A Straighforward Philosophy
The Writing Life
Just how it happened.
The Way People Are
All by my lonesome
Half-story
Dumb weekend
Ftrain author really a commie!
Phone Call (1)
You Don’t Own Me
Career Change
Pickup Lines That Fail
Smutty Essay
I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Stay Here With You, I’ve Been Troubled by a Lot Of Chickens Running Around in the Studio
All the Old Letters
Night Drive
Cover Letter
The End of My Speechwriting Career
A Force of Darkness Expelled
Poems for Young Capitalists
Easter entry
A High Station in Life
I Face Global Banking for the Very First Time
Shelter
Jim Esch Appreciation Week
Luggage I
Mandatory eavesdropping.
Combinations
My first experience with business travel
Found Correspondence
I Overheard These on the 5-7-5
Drunken Entry
Letter I
Another Literary Error
Possible Books
Airplane Woes
Brought to you by the letter...
More Reader Response
Reader Response
Still a little stressed out over the abduction.
Guidance Counselor
Abduction
Prayer
Day off.
Bits of Food
A doodle on a grim day
Terrible Literary Error
On Vacation
Snakes and Angels
A Picture
A Day
Slight return
Songs from the Cold War
The Coming War
Bad Dream
A review of Negativland’s DISPEPSI
Age 15, West Chester, Pennsylvania
Dialogue Between the Missionary and her Seducer
Lazy boy weepy boy whiny boy.
As I’m writing these little blurbs, I’m listening to Elliott Smith, and he sings about the Ftrain. Good to see the kids rocking out. This is about work angst, of course.
A plastic teddy bear and whores.
Holiday joy.
Celebrate the real meaning of Groundhog Day.
Workplace Limericks
The Devil is Contentious
The Further Adventures of Captain of Industry
Bad Alternative Song Lyrics
Two Quick Pieces, One Month After Christmas
Figuring out using our patented psychoanagrammatical method
Aliens and Ghosts
Sarah McLachlan
First Person Photo/Third Person Lithograph
You tame your own donkey, okay?
Ooblat love can be so sad
“We are going to war with the Irish! We will cast out the Leprachauns!”
Hard Times on Madison Avenue
Whiteout Day
Crazy teen Christian culture
Fordian Analysis
Can the perfect sentence be defined? Can you arrive at it? I took a trip to find out.
Nostalgia, 2030 AD
Narrative surrealism at its worst.
Finally, something that understands poetry
Absolutely None
The Remaining 5,000 Verses Have Not Been Included for Space Reasons