17 Jun 98
Army
Crab Army.
“Alright you crustaceans...which one of you can tell me the proper
“Sir yes sir! To scavenge, one must scuttle, and then pince,
“Private! That is not a complete answer! Get down on all six and walk
“Sir yes sir!”
What is the proper method of scavenging?”
“Sir, the proper method of scavenging is to scuttle, then pince, and
“That is correct, private.”
Also Tick Army:
“I see that some of you have gone out this weekend and become engorged