24 Apr 98

Pickup Lines That Fail

Pickup Lines That Fail

For Him

  • Hey, baby, you sleep with me, you’ll never sleep with another guy again.
  • You know, you’ve got tits.
  • I was just looking at you wondering just what kind of tasteless cretin of a chick is gonna go home with me tonight.
  • Wanna see my blood test?

For Her

  • I screw for jewelry. Like wedding rings.
  • Let me tell you about my last boyfriend.
  • Wanna find out if I’m really a woman?
  • Wait’ll you meet my kids.
  • Hey, baby, you sleep with me, you’ll never sleep with another guy again.
  • You know, you’ve got tits.
  • I was just looking at you wondering just what kind of tasteless cretin of a chick is gonna go home with me tonight.
  • Wanna see my blood test?
  • I screw for jewelry. Like wedding rings.
  • Let me tell you about my last boyfriend.
  • Wanna find out if I’m really a woman?
  • Wait’ll you meet my kids.
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