24 Apr 98
Pickup Lines That Fail
Pickup Lines That Fail
For Him
- Hey, baby, you sleep with me, you’ll never sleep with another guy again.
- You know, you’ve got tits.
- I was just looking at you wondering just what kind of tasteless cretin of a chick is gonna go home with me tonight.
- Wanna see my blood test?
For Her
- I screw for jewelry. Like wedding rings.
- Let me tell you about my last boyfriend.
- Wanna find out if I’m really a woman?
- Wait’ll you meet my kids.
- Hey, baby, you sleep with me, you’ll never sleep with another guy again.
- You know, you’ve got tits.
- I was just looking at you wondering just what kind of tasteless cretin of a chick is gonna go home with me tonight.
- Wanna see my blood test?
- I screw for jewelry. Like wedding rings.
- Let me tell you about my last boyfriend.
- Wanna find out if I’m really a woman?
- Wait’ll you meet my kids.