Ford, Paul Edmund

BY PAUL FORD

Photo © 2002 Christa Neu. Where He Come From From the womb with no desire to leave whatsoever, to middle-class (with the hours spent watching What's Happening approaching one over zero) West Chester, Pennsylvania, (patrilineal Irish, matrilineal Swedish, French, German, English, etc(we got around, mostly on horseback). Then to Milton Hershey School with my orphan brethren, then to Alfred University in the Godforsaken sticks, then to Jersey City, for Christ's Sake, then to , which is (hooray!) home.

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“I have much to learn.”
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20030727004509-3926700697Be happy while you live, for you're a long time dead.
20030725220632-9401468210Paul Ford is dashingly handsome when you're drunk.
20030725220721-5818419403Paul Ford has blue eyes and can see right through your skull.
20030725220739-5701339989Paul Ford can kill people using a magical biscuit.
20030807050507-9401468210Paul Ford can lift a car with his mouth.
20030720051851-9401468210Paul Ford born.
20030720052626-5818419403Paul Ford's head begins to spin wildly, and he spits out a vile mixture of green fluid and small machine parts.
20030720052626-2038419403Paul Ford's mother is very upset.

Photo © 2002 Christa Neu.

Where He Come From

From the womb

with no desire to leave whatsoever
, to middle-class
(with the hours spent watching What's Happening approaching one over zero)
West Chester, Pennsylvania, (patrilineal Irish, matrilineal Swedish, French, German, English, etc
(we got around, mostly on horseback)
. Then to Milton Hershey School
with my orphan brethren
, then to Alfred University
in the Godforsaken sticks
, then to Jersey City
, for Christ's Sake
, then to
, which is (hooray!) home
.