New Years, Pearls
I went over and touched the pearls. “Are they real?” “No.”
1997
46 Posts
Seeing Sound/Synthesis
I was losing my mind thinking about sine waves.
Social Life
They come; they see me; they have their own lives to attend to
The Subway Diary: 26-Dec-97
Craig Roberts Watches Television
The Subway Diary: 25-Dec-97
Eggnography
Baker’s Dozen
Your mom’s so fat she wears a cross-your-knees bra.
The Subway Diary: 21-Dec-97
Fulton Mall
Manhood, 1994
Copper John
(Discussions with an) Insurance Agent
What if my sister is massacred by hobgoblins?
16 Dec 97
This is a bad short story; it was an attempt to be kind of clever, and an attempt to—oh, well, fuck it.
How the NEA bit the dust
Written in the froth of deep Helms-hating.
The Subway Diary: 14-Dec-97
Diary of a young actor
13 Dec 97
Old cover letter
The Yahoo.com Internet Party in SoHo
...and how I used it to get sloppy drunk
The Subway Diary: 09-Dec-97
The Idle Urban Chitchat of (Former?) White Trash
Geek Rhapsody
Laboring under the mysterious watchful eye of the Guru Meditation error.
Alone for the Holidays
Thanksgiving, at a movie theater. The woman behind me bursts out in tears.
06 Dec 97
Merry Christmas (Running From Paramilitary Fundamentalists)
No Baby
Avoiding the child.
Nice Girls
Mom and I on the phone.
Family Snapshot
Beginning to understand my grandfather will die.
Beware Cereal Addiction
Save our children from this encroaching horror.
29 Nov 97
Quick Visit With an Old Friend
28 Nov 97
Disposing of Evidence
27 Nov 97
New Nikes, Shot into the Stars
How I Broke Up With My Long-Term Girlfriend
Summarizing the long-distance end.
The Subway Diary: 25-Nov-97
Dinner # 27
Career Development Revisited
Coming back once more
An Anagram for the Lord’s Prayer
Each letter switched.
Your Meter May Vary
My early literary experience.
The Subway Diary: 18-Nov-97
Ronald Reagan Rhapsody
The Subway Diary: 13-Nov-97
Bad Apples Ruining My Day
Galaxie 500
Industrial punk memories
Not Dungeons and Dragons!
Drinking and twelve-sided dice - a dangerous combination, 1997
Career Development: an Artist
Career Development is important to a young fellow’s growth.
06 Nov 97
A lunchtime discussion.
The Subway Diary: 05-Nov-97
A song about chicks who love drugs.
04 Nov 97
Boogie Nights
Relationship Babbling
The topic of discussion is no longer valid.
The Subway Diary: 01-Nov-97
Occasioned by the Not-so-great Stock Market Crash of 1997
Big Mistakes and How I Cope with Them
Screwing up at work.
Relationship Whining
So sad, so sad. From the Subway Diary, 27-Oct-97.
Auf Wiedersehn, Scheide
A story of loss and sadness, and the absence of sex, and Kathie Lee, and milky thighs, and so forth.
Pissing my Pants at Work
A sad, true tale of workplace shame.
Urban, Boolean
New York City as a Boolean Algebra problem; also the first piece ever written for Ftrain, at the tender age of 22.
A Tent in the Arctic
The story of my life, in dribs and drabs.