More Reader Response
Dear Mr. Ford:I cannot read your diary because it is blasphemous. But I like your writing. I have some story ideas for you:
- A teenage Christian boy named Lucius procures a ham and drills a hole in aforesaid ham, then he enters into animal relations with the ham, then the ham talks to him in the voice of God.
- Luke, a teenage Christian boy, is raped in a sinful manner by a much older woman from the church choir, who beats his bare bottom with a Bible, and his squeals of pain bring the minister running, and then the minister, who is a handsome Methodist man, is also wearing nothing beneath his robe but a chocolate-colored G-String that is imprinted with little pictures of dice.
- A young faithful man named Lance finds himself locked in the church choir practice room with a beautiful soprano named Elissa. She has the keys to let them out but hides the keys in her shameful areas. She insists he perform a sinful service on her to obtain the keys. He begs her not to make him violate his faith but she is too entranced by him and must have him, so he finally aquiesces because he has no choice.
- A religious boy named Larry receives messages from God that unless he enters into carnal relations immediately with a woman named Liza from his third period biology class, the world will end. She also receives word from God, and they enter into a relationship on the long tables in the biology lab, and there is kissing and more. But it is not a sin because God asked them.
Please write these soon or I will give up on you as a sinner.
Sincerely,
Lucas Varanak
- A teenage Christian boy named Lucius procures a ham and drills a hole in aforesaid ham, then he enters into animal relations with the ham, then the ham talks to him in the voice of God.
- Luke, a teenage Christian boy, is raped in a sinful manner by a much older woman from the church choir, who beats his bare bottom with a Bible, and his squeals of pain bring the minister running, and then the minister, who is a handsome Methodist man, is also wearing nothing beneath his robe but a chocolate-colored G-String that is imprinted with little pictures of dice.
- A young faithful man named Lance finds himself locked in the church choir practice room with a beautiful soprano named Elissa. She has the keys to let them out but hides the keys in her shameful areas. She insists he perform a sinful service on her to obtain the keys. He begs her not to make him violate his faith but she is too entranced by him and must have him, so he finally aquiesces because he has no choice.
- A religious boy named Larry receives messages from God that unless he enters into carnal relations immediately with a woman named Liza from his third period biology class, the world will end. She also receives word from God, and they enter into a relationship on the long tables in the biology lab, and there is kissing and more. But it is not a sin because God asked them.
Please write these soon or I will give up on you as a sinner.
Sincerely,
Lucas Varanak