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@amyhoy Yes, that's right. it eats the grass and grass now is 1 tall instead of 2 tall.
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@amyhoy Yes, that's right. it eats the grass and grass now is 1 tall instead of 2 tall.
@amyhoy This will sound utterly ridiculous but I am trying to model the effect of marketing on brand perception and I went down this rabbit hole.
@amyhoy What's nice is you make a buncha agents and the methods are already there to tell you "what patches are around me? what variables do they have set?
@amyhoy that's apparently part of it—in practice you have - arrays of agents each of which has variables (wolves/sheep) - arrays of "patches" that change state as agents act on them and can make new agents (grassy hills) #agents " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://ccl. northwestern.
Here is the interface. https://twitter.
In my quest to understand agent-based modeling I wrote a simulator of my son putting on his shoes. He's the turtle.
@juliettecezzar photoshop actions are programming. yeah like i mean this is part of the energy D&D channels from kids too.
@juliettecezzar OH I will say doing random stories is really fun for kids where you basically set up a template and pick elements from arrays mad libs style and have the computer read those out.
@juliettecezzar Ten minute bursts where the thing you are making together is incrementally changed. You driving then him.
@juliettecezzar If you really want some programming to happen, go Sonic Pi for music. But really just whatever media he likes to make, back that into programming.
@juliettecezzar Programming is overrated also programming is everywhere. I would suggest like, doing math in spreadsheets (make times tables up to 100x100?
i've entered a whole world https://twitter.
@bn2b @Robot_Bastard to be fair the roman empire was 56.
@Robot_Bastard @bn2b Sure but by sheer numbers the US almost definitely has more stupid people.
@livlab @internetarchive Me too!
@cradock I wish!
I've been trying to learn about system dynamics and agent-based modeling over the holiday week and this is as far as I've made it. https://twitter.
The mint julep is also amazing https://youtu.
@mulegirl I took a few hours for myself, and even though the cold is bitter I took a bus to Coney Island, saw the ocean, and came home.
@tchoi8 @_baku89 Yes it's great!
finally it is told https://www. youtube.
🤔 “Ozy said it believed the audience was valid when it purchased it. ” https://www.
This is a great piece by @alanalevinson about personally and professionally unpacking the global stream of harassment allegations from within the context of “ a men’s magazine funded by Dollar Shave Club. ” No hard conclusions, just infinite awkwardness.
Graveyards should have a special section for people who didn't own a TV.
@john_overholt About ten years ago an editor friend once told me, as I descended into NYT outrage, "Listen, the Times contains multitudes and we all have to accept that. " (Of course he's now an editor on the Magazine, so.
That concludes my opinions about 2017.
I think the best sci-fi story of the year for me was Universal Paperclips, particularly when the song kicked in.
It's 18F outside today and for some reason I have a sudden overwhelming urge to go down to the DMV and teach someone agile.
The new movies did somewhat damage this theory but a lot of the Star Wars is actually about bees theory holds up. https://www.
@ginatrapani I converted the Enron email set to SQLite and now I'm leaning about modeling Systems Dynamics as Stocks and Flows using NetLogo!
@redkeg but you turned out great!
@Aco_11 Wow this is really great!
@sophaskins awkwardly: “no...
83. 67 of my little people have AIDS https://twitter.
In other news NetLogo is part of the secret firmament of interesting things persisting online and it's been around and freely available for 19 years or so.
The holidays is when I get a few drinks into me and start to look at social dynamics simulations in NetLogo 6. 0.
long exhale http://starsimpson.
@gvsmith Plus many many other options because everything can be switched out! It's like a theater.
This is amazing https://twitter.
@mathowie @vboykis Were you visiting Florida relations?
Relieved that I can stop all the giving.
When you think about it, Downfall is kind of a Christmas movie.
Something about Xmas makes me want to play roguelikes.
@seldo The comments on that are the good stuff.
@jfeckstein Corcoran just sent me a postcard!
@JaneLytv It's okay we will have an intervention in the bakery.
@rustyk5 @Dockjaw Well I mean it was that, the phone book, and the NIV Bible as the three books that created modern America.
@Dockjaw @rustyk5 I gave my wife an old Sears catalog from when she was 6/7 for Christmas two years ago. Probably the best gift I've ever pulled off.
@BramStolk @timbray Right but what magical cheating.
@JaneLytv My wife has her OSHA-30 card and she insisted it was to code.
I should emphasize: team effort. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
I have to assemble a dollhouse.
@textfiles You need to sell it immediately so you can BUY MORE BITCOIN.
@NYPLHistory @Falco_rocks @NYPLMaps Nice to see you folks this Saturday evening!
IT WAS HARNESS https://twitter.
This interactive Atlas of Economic Complexity tells me that the #1 export of North Korea in 2003 was shellfish. http://atlas.
My son is talking about a part of the body called the “hooraynus,” and after a lot of gingerly-worded questions it turns out he thinks it's the midsection of a reindeer.
@Falco_rocks Although I'm guessing NYPL.
@Falco_rocks I do not. I'm not sure where it's from!
@dphiffer @HoeflerCo It's 100% the kind of thing Phiffers like.
@HoeflerCo Turing Omnibus is great. I've read like 1/3 of it and dip in and out.
@HoeflerCo Yes! This is the actual core of compsci.
@TheMFingChisa this...
@harrisj I think if you're self-taught you tend to get very language-centric instead of data-centric whereas in truth languages are just more shitty software, and data is the actual real thing we are supposedly doing.
I often wish I had a CS degree so that I could have learned to think "I need to represent this messy data as a b-tree if at all possible" instead of "is perl or python better" for ten autodidactic years. https://twitter.
@matt_deboard No but they didn't firebomb my house either.
Lost all interest after 10 seconds. https://twitter.
@yiffpolice @LeiaPorgana That could also be nonsense I read it on Twitter Threads.
@yiffpolice @LeiaPorgana Apparently they couldn't move the puffins from the UNESCO island. So they put porgs in digitally.
@livlab @maureenflaherty We even got sandwiches before so we wouldn't eat popcorn. Happy with our salt fox choices.
@textfiles I know this is crazy but maybe we could schedule something?
@textfiles Hahahah I was at the movies.
@livlab Literally exactly the day @maureenflaherty and I just had although we did 1230.
@starsandrobots That tapestry! I know!
@richziade @ginatrapani You're both wrong.
@Choire @arctictony @cshirky Hmm.
@arctictony @Choire @cshirky Wow Choire this is going TERRIBLY.
@RickWebb Me at a party: IT ALL COMES DOWN TO RECTANGLES!
Her understanding of constraints is such a huge part of what made the Mac so attractive and interesting; the PARC interfaces just didn't have that same energy.
Her talk could easily have been, “I worked with some of the most difficult people on earth to change it. ” But instead it was, “You can have enormous impact working for decades within well-defined rectangles.
Whereas most management advice is, "thought lead, and the thoughts will follow.
I woke up thinking about this. It's a very low key talk by a brilliant person whose work has been seen and internalized by billions of people.
NetFlix just wants to show me lots of serial killers in small towns right now so I watched Susan Kare talk about designing nice minimalist icons instead and was happier. https://vimeo.
@harrisj @rdpiazza I think the LAST thing you want to say there is "back up a little.
I'm not beating up on people rediscovering/reinventing. After decades it was a fair assumption that Sketchpad just didn't fit into mainstream human thought.
It's wild watching all the new prototyping apps building on Sutherland's Sketchpad a full half-century later.
A couple months ago everyone at @PostlightStudio got $500 to give away to registered charities of their choice; here's where it went: https://trackchanges. postlight.
I'm sorry, I meant that I strongly agree. Adverb before verb.
I agree strongly! It's excellent.
Wait until you see the size of their index cards! https://splinternews.
“7 unusual fonts created in 2017” @lowcydizajnu https://blog. prototypr.
Postlight End-of-year Giving 2017 It looks a little Christmas-ey but we have all kinds of people celebrating all kinds of holidays Last year, after our first full year of operation, the people of Postlight identified 33 online charities that we like to support . (Predictably, this led to an essay about the broken online checkout experience at many charity websites.
Last year, after our first full year of operation, the people of Postlight identified 33 online charities that we like to support. (Predictably, this led ...
Gano Qi https://twitter.
EVERYONE APPLY TO THIS SO I CAN JUDGE YOU VERY FAIRLY https://twitter.
@twistopherrobin I mean, this was the big one! After this, the Altair, and fast forward to now.
@anildash @djacobs @jkottke @essential A lot of the web still runs on Perl.
@jkottke @djacobs @essential Well I’ll put mine in a giant bouncy house anyway because I drop it 50x daily.
@djacobs That the essential phone is the right phone!
@djacobs I don’t hear this opinion very often.
@max_read There is a 500% chance I’d watch that show which just goes to show you that NetFlix’s algorithms aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
I am so glad @BradyDale is out there covering the actual business around the blockchain so I can know what to actually worry about. https://www.
On holidays, winners don't sit home opening gifts with their families. They go down to the corner store, and put in the line time to buy lottery tickets.
People think I’m cynical but what you’re actually seeing is the public API to extreme optimism.
That one direction what a feeling song is so good and then I think about the dogs driving in the snow on Vine and really feel gods special purpose for each of us in this world.
Have we moved too far away from the mainframe? Do engineers need more empathy?
@dphiffer @woolypixel @dontsave I fell back to Vanilla JS for playing around with super simple projects after looking at the paperclips game. It's totally fine.
@matt_deboard Hey thank you that’s great!!!
@evanpro It’s okay. We’ll be dead.
It’s very important even when things are stressful to look around yourself and remember that you are just one person on a tiny planet in a giant cosmos that will one day be entirely made up of paperclips.
I wish I could fav all your tweets.
Just nice people helping each other out on this Internet.
There’s this tiny movie theater in my neighborhood and every time I look it up to see what’s playing, Google pops up this “Q&A,” and it makes me happy. https://twitter.
These are now the hymn numbers up in the Internet Archive (which is in a former church). I’m so happy.
@bertspaan @nypl You did great work, Bert!
AND MY AXE/METROCARD https://twitter.
What will they call us when all the snowflakes are gone?
Because it’s not important.
@510home Read two sentences and knew I could recite it from memory.
Not gonna read it.
@losowsky In itself a kind of prediction!
@sirosenbaum I think it makes an interesting point but you need to talk to at least two Jews before we can go live with this.
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tabbing works okay. I wish there was a keyboard command to insert a new thread tweet.
i wonder if they'll eventually just let you smush the tweets together, um, call them throgs, or twog twosts. that would be a great outcome, although it would be hard for the people who are all “Twitter is not a place for rational discourse.
Meet the all-purpose survival cracker https://www. eater.
@robynkanner Today is HORRIBLE.
Until the inevitable takedown in the Daily Beast. https://twitter.
There's a weird green-red luminous slime all over the office and everyone looks horrified. I hate Secrete Santa.
This one didn't age super great.
@aertzeid @harrisj @leeflower @leahbannon This thread is grating.
@katzish @harrisj I think about this all the time. I walk by their mini-studio in the flatiron building every workday and they have plastic Swiss cheese 🧀 there and I start to feel reality slipping.
The whole Internet is here to support Gavage Duck, a sad little duck that is force-fed milkshakes. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck's mother is racist.
Words matter, writing matters and that mission is alive and well at Medium. Paul and Rich talk to Head of Product, Michael Sippey to find out more about making money in publishing, the importance of good content and his three-step approach to product management.
@amandafrench @PostlightStudio No thank god.
@PostlightStudio https://twitter.
Family night @PostlightStudio involves a cookie decorating event. https://twitter.
This is so great! Go @jenszalai !
I forgot about Dexter, which is really cool: @ankane /introducing-dexter-the-automatic-indexer-for-postgres-5f8fa8b28f27" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
This is one of those tech things where it basically makes sense that it would work this way, and, if it works, it will be like that snakehead fish that kills all the other fish in the pond. https://twitter.
@violetblue @textfiles @internetarchive @jwz @johnwlaw I realize this is off-topic (I always donate) but is there any chance the hymn numbers could become HTTP status codes?
@karenmcgrane This guy really is somethin.
@patrickdoupe @tressiemcphd If I zone out it's almost always because someone is selling me a pile of abstractions/beliefs. They've lost connection to actual production and believe that ever-higher abstractions are the answer.
@tressiemcphd Boredom is my most powerful warning system when hiring. It’s never about subject matter.
@vboykis Vicki! Have you used [lists 800,000 different broken services]?
Autocorrect kept suggesting baristas. https://twitter.
@TaylorLorenz Thank you it helps me prepare.
@TaylorLorenz Taylor, can you describe the dads’ faces?
@davidhsiegel Life comes at you fast. I have to delete about 20% these days.
@DeanHach @kjhealy Just bought it!
@jackrusher I see it more like, Mt. Gox taught us all a very valuable lesson about digital currencies.
@kjhealy Not so solid as that, but I also blinked twice at this from Bill Gates's list of top 5 books https://www. gatesnotes.
@PJVogt @abexlumberg @nazraf @SeeJaneMarie @caitlin_thomps @AnneGerbner You’re a swell kid, Vogt. But I only take credit for 95% of your success.
@hondanhon I did a roguelike but screwed up when I named the little dog Patch.
280 characters means that we can now have TWEET TEMPLATES!!!!!!!!! [[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]] [[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]] [[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden’s example.
@sanarao @bobulate I feel really great about being on this list.
@goldman @anildash @mjacobstein @SaraKeiko @rosecrans @Womack @Jayqueeze @rdhodge @mjw @HugoLindgren @Tyrangiel @jimaley @deskbound @richziade Walked me in as an advisor to Medium, brought me in to advise the White House. Both terrifying things that forced me to consider where I could add value.
@anildash @mjacobstein @SaraKeiko @rosecrans @Womack @Jayqueeze @rdhodge @mjw @HugoLindgren @goldman @Tyrangiel @jimaley @deskbound @richziade Also @djacobs , @jackrusher , @ebpebp , and @bobulate were left off this list only because I changed mouse focus and lost the tweet draft.
@anildash This is a GREAT question. A super-short list of people who held the door open for me: @mjacobstein , Jane Kosstrin, @SaraKeiko , Leslie Harpold (RIP), @rosecrans , @womack , @jayqueeze , @rdhodge , @anildash , @mjw , @HugoLindgren , @goldman , @tyrangiel , @jimaley , @deskbound , @richziade .
@TheMFingChisa @dnharper friends friends friends avg pee rate is 800-2000mL in 24 hrs, took guess of median at 1400mL nyc pop is 8.
@tdierks That's exactly the context I was lacking.
@textfiles Just extremely normal stuff.
I just did the math, and it checks out. New Yorkers will pee 3 million gallons today.
@harrisj I would love it. In the age of NetFlix and Steam, why not?
i had no idea https://open. spotify.
@harrisj Valerian is like 5 gigs, this is MUCH better.
Wow that’s good news. https://twitter.
@harrisj @jeremybowers Look at @simonw ’s csv2sqlite it’s real real real nice.
I keep thinking about this @BW piece. It's like DEATH WISH MEETS EQUIFAX.
Hooooooooly shit this is the good stuff. https://twitter.
@harrisj Of course I knew that Jacob, I always knew that, I knew it tomorrow and I’ll know it yesterday.
@waldojaquith The autocorrect typo in the deleted version created the most amazing steampunk story of recent memory.
@harrisj So glad we have 280 characters now.
@harrisj Amy Adams, interpreting: “You Have... Choose Weapon...
@rhizome @rochellejmarch @hmason @newmuseum I cannot emphasize enough how delightful and crazy http://oldweb. today is in what it does and how it does, it's a richly rewarding experience to use and contemplate.
@mikeindustries @jlax @richziade That’s fair, the ACTUAL work here is brutally hard and technologically, culturally, and politically challenging.
It's rough how much is shutting down right now but it's worth noting @Outline and @topicstories as two really bright spots in online media and storytelling. https://twitter.
@ZenSaiyuki It’s pink slime all the way down.
Shoutout to everyone whose body is an inaccurate representation of their soul let’s worry about getting forced to go on TV together.
Can patriarchy just let kids learn snex pls https://twitter.
Content, content, content https://twitter.
@lindsayism And product was for hair.
@fascinated @tolar Sure! There are no dumb, or good, questions.
@tolar @fascinated I hope so. I’m thinking we call it, The Real Artist Ships and is Present.
@tolar @fascinated Come by the office so I can periscope it.
@matthewbaldwin I’ve got some plums in my pocket.
I hate myself now.
@tressiemcphd Cosentyx is arthritis medicine so this is a reallllllllly good promotion.
It's like ten thousand plums when all you need is a pear. Oh, it's standing outside in the rain And leaning in on a red wheel bar- row.
@songadaymann It’s hard to get under a big tent when people keep setting it on fire.
I really liked reading this careful and thoughtful @katienotopoulos article about how white supremacist trolls got her Twitter account locked and how Twitter support doesn’t have any capacity for context or nuance. https://www.
@tcarmody @jadedid In the early days of audio recording they would say a radio show was “transcribed” for playback and I like “transcription onto [medium name]” because it implies information loss. Wars can be transcribed onto pillars and speech can be transcribed into long-playing records, etc.
Hmm https://twitter.
@vboykis Probably because I was messing with LISP and ptpython is like a simpler version of a LISP repl. It's very nice about popping recommendations up and providing docs inline, which lets me be dumber.
I've been messing with REPLs and just found this great, simple python terminal REPL. https://github.
I love seeing the @PostlightStudio used for good things by orgs like @weareci on nights and weekends. And that only works because people like @christinee515 and Erica S.
@richziade https://twitter.
https://motherboard. vice.
@amyhoy Amy they’ll just mine more cryptocurrency.
@amyhoy I think they secretly think well, my kids can afford a boat.
To clarify, what I mean is that you should worry about the tax plan.
Stop worrying about the tax plan. https://twitter.
@RickWebb I think people welcome bright little blips of self-promotional noise in amongst the anguish.
@jfeckstein Right and if R ever finds a limit there’s Julia and Pandas. We live in the craziest world.
@jfeckstein Oh I mean, everything is so fun and free and consistent and documented now. It sometimes seems obscene how things are improving in technology while the world loses its mind.
@jfeckstein Just parsing some web pages and messing around. There's something really great about the whole environment.
I was in the mood for some LISP and downloaded Portacle https://portacle. github.
@PJVogt I'm so proud to know you right now, at this career-defining moment.
@glvninpdx This is a good tweet that helped me today!
Stop complaining there are more plums out back in the red wheelbarrow.
@wdesmet The LISP language was designed to process lists of data. It has two famously essential operations it performs on lists: car, which returns the first element, and cdr, which returns a list with everything but the first element.
@leahfinnegan https://twitter.
@JPaskin That's nice. I'm a huge fan of your laugh too, also you have a quizzical way of saying, WELL.....
@photomatt Thank you!!!
@JPaskin Sure!
I was professionally fascinated by http://BMW. com's pivot to editorial so I wrote about it for the company newsletter.
@textfiles this is my day but our wifi is always available to our friends https://twitter.
Scary! But also scdry.
Or don't get angry with Google and enjoy a bunch of articles about adorable animals named after pharma products.
Death is the special collector. https://twitter.
Check out my knol on paywalls.
Don't get angry with newspapers about paywalls. Get angry with Google.
@kjhealy Look, I've got a busy day tomorrow, and I can ill afford to face the consequences for my online actions.
It was very interesting to see that BMW has re-launched as a magazine. Above, you can see what it used to look like. And here’s how it looks today: ...
Driving Traffic Taking the new BMW. com for a spin What we all think of when we think of a BMW.
Before my words can be used against me by malicious so-called friends, I want to publicly state: “Kaskade Christmas” isn’t a bad album.
@patbits “I see... dead people,” says CGI Haley Joel Osment, as every incidental dead character stands up at once.
@patbits I wanted it to keep going until the entire DC Universe showed up, then the Transformers, and, finally, Grumpy Cat—then pan up over the Empire State Building to show... a Star Destroyer.
@emilyhughes It’s like they mixed all the sodas in one cup, and all the cereals in one bowl, then poured them all together.
@asolove Who knows how long this has been going on?
oh boy https://twitter.
@jmiralva @PostlightStudio @richziade It's different! We were in a different studio and are working with a different editor, so it sounds different.
@meaghano @nzle @Choire Yes but Choire has charisma.
@coreyh https://twitter.
@coreyh https://twitter.
@Jillykg This is amazing! Thank you for sharing.
@evanpro I need the special cookie squirter!
@robynkanner @rustyk5 @goldman Robyn hi! So many great people work at Etsy, it's true.
@alexismallen ALVIN!!!!!
@rustyk5 @goldman I think I actually just find this process fascinating because, sort of like M&A where enormous value is destroyed by cultural mismatch, the drama recurs over and over in organizations that grow and scale. But there's enough money in the mix to fuel forward motion.
@rustyk5 @goldman Well but you want/need to grow and you take VC—who transparently want a specific kind of growth and outcome, that's VC—and then you're in this stressful position where your ethics needs to be connected to growth, which is actually a defensible proposition up to a certain point.
@goldman What interests me is the attempt to codify ethics into the corporate structure via the B Corp. Systematizing that, and then that shows tremendous stress under public pressure.
This is some complex stuff. https://www.
@daisandconfused Worth it.
Big Willie Style is 20.
@rebeccablood Prince Harry is marrying Meghan Markle.
(I’m not judging.
I just woke up and at least half the socialists on my timeline are suddenly monarchists.
@socarolinesays No that’s strictly over at der Heilcutter.
That works in Firefox ~50+ so I feel comfortable using it, as this story is set in the future.
“Yes,” a passing wanderer will say, “that is what they used to call document. body = document.
@patbits HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK!
Through exhaustive investigation of their home territory we've learned that Nazis consume food with their human-seeming mouths. https://twitter.
@socarolinesays Whoa it is. Didn’t notice, was telling the kids to stop acting like goofballs for the picture because we are in a peaceful place.
My wife just screamed at me WHAT TEMPERATURE and maybe that was on the back of the headstone.
I took my kids for a meditative walk through a cemetery and they found a way to make it about cookies. RIP Mrs.
@techofmeaning She just loves it, it has a key and lock.
My six year old daughter wants to take her diary to a cemetery and I'm so incredibly proud.
@bn2b the days are long but the years are short!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololo!!!!!!!!!!
I remember I was just testing the new camera and making a GIF sort of casually, this was not some particularly unusual event.
Found this from three years ago, when my hair was brown. This was supposed to be “naptime.
@jackrusher It’s a great thing to think about while going for nice healthy walks away from my computer.
https://motherboard. vice.
@epc Ah yes I know this feeling.
@gabekelley This is good intel.
@epc Wait... I mean...
@smakelainen I wish I knew, Sami.
I was just at a mall in Towson, MD, and Americans need to buy some shit immediately.
Pretty excited to be getting more likes than @maureenflaherty here. https://twitter.
@maureenflaherty My kids and @ftrain just started repeating everything everyone's saying and I would like to secede from this family.
I'm super-thankful for all you nerds who want things to be better for everyone.
@jfeckstein Stressful! But good you are there.
I watched the Thriller video tonight with the 6yo twins. My son was terrified and clutched onto me and made me promise that we would ban the video from our home forever.
They’re smiling cuz the turkey’s gone.
I keep imagining all the harassment men bringing their PR reps to Thanksgiving dinner. “Aunt Jane, he isn't taking questions on that subject right now, but my client is glad to talk about football, mentoring programs, and gratefulness in general.
Hazmat Placards EGFFOPRCO (Every Good Fire Fighter Occasionally Provides Real Cool Orgasms) 1. Explosives 2.
@TheKateFreeman @anildash @gretared @michelet @speckledwords @ikasliwal I mean be treasurer too!
@gretared @michelet @anildash @speckledwords @ikasliwal I've got the body of Chris Christie and the charisma of David Paterson let's do this.
@speckledwords @anildash @ikasliwal Hell yes it will, that's a big part of the plan.
@anildash @speckledwords @ikasliwal Apparently my proposed bill to turn every Chick-Fil-A into a Planned Parenthood is testing poorly in focus groups.
@anildash @speckledwords @ikasliwal I'm ALSO that, minus brown, and literally in the pocket of giant corporations, AND believe that all future astronauts should be trans.
@kjhealy @harrisj What about a Kristen Bell Christening Bell http://www. navalandmilitarymuseum.
@speckledwords @ikasliwal @anildash We looked into it, but we just can't get the votes since they redistricted the Blogosphere.
@harrisj but what if she endorsed this https://twitter.
@matt_levine @max_read If you can learn Python, you can learn how journalism works.
free scott https://www. thedailybeast.
@anildash oh me too, it will unleash...
@asolove https://twitter.
Every time I think about WebAssembly I'm convinced it is going to be an INTERNET APOCALYPSE. https://twitter.
So on the podcast we made a concerted effort not to complain about LinkedIn, and ended up complaining about Facebook instead. https://trackchanges.
@anildash “I hope they don't take down the archive. I should probably get a copy of the time I appeared before it's too late.
Thanks, you're right.
Paul delete this.
Technology sure has changed things. Remember before we all had mobile phones and you'd have an alarm clock to wake you up?
@lauraolin @seldo John Legend.
@post_prufrock @WilliamTurton Right that is when they asked me to sign up for Kinja so I could join in the discussion on the post about my tweet and I wrote http://paulford. kinja.
I guess one bright spot in all of this is that Bad Men Magazine no longer has to justify its business model.
We had fun, right? https://twitter.
@bunnyhentman Cool! How does it work in practice?
Is Facebook a monopoly? This week Paul and Rich tackle the 2-billion-user elephant in the room and go back and forth on two big questions: whether Facebook violates antitrust laws and should be broken up, and how the platform (or its regulators) can solve its rampant fake news problem.
@Jahaza @sarahbrodsky @richziade It was @richziade , he proposed a bar or maybe even a Chop't.
@danbri wow that's...
@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine I mean "taste" itself is a nuclear death nightmare concept.
@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine I guess as in all things it's not either/or. Maybe the role of the "curator" will migrate to someone who can tweak, modify, and supersede the various selection algorithms.
@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine So at some level we're back to Art in the Age of Mech Rep, where there is the "aura" around certain things (artifacts made by humans) and other things are mass-produced (algorithmic playlists).
@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine Right so there is pop/global culture and then there's a kind of opt-in culture that you affiliate with because it mirrors your sense of self and represents aspirations, too. Spotify is hard to have a personal relationship with, so it gives us good algorithmic playlists.
@danbri There are song URL deplexers but I guess we need... PEML.
@Connorelsea Interesting! And good point.
@CakeRavens Whoa!
@TheMFingChisa Time to boot up SoulSeek.
If TV has taught me anything it's that you should never hitchhike in the pacific northwest.
@noahlz I remember pretty clearly that in the early 2000s they had a few experimental coffeeshops because they wanted to capture people who were worn out on Starbucks.
@DearDara This makes perfect sense, kids are gonna discover things they can have a personal relationship with and measure themselves against. While preserving the option to participate in big dumb pop culture too without much stress about it.
@rustyk5 Right. The actual best and most interesting tweets are basically unretweetable.
Sure, markets are conversations, but the inverse doesn't follow. Conversations aren't marketplaces.
Anyway I'm not saying either/or. Centralization is very helpful when you need stock prices or to find a book or a recipe.
And why Starbucks owned secret non Starbucks coffeeshops. I wonder if they still do that.
Centralization is many many many things but it is never cool. Which is why brands, including political brands, are utterly dependent on centralized platforms for reach, I guess, but scenes and movements start decentralized.
I mean this is why Facebook just kills it, right? It allows people to define their own in-group and then has a monopoly on communication across in-groups.
If I understood the first thing about hardware I'd be building little devices that create weird social scenes. People need scenes and clubs and groups way more than they need access to all historical information ever.
I wonder if in a decade or two having all recorded music available to almost everyone over networks will seem lame and teens will instead have weird USB headbands with just “their” music that they download over scene VPNs.
@textfiles @benfinoradin Mornin everybody.
@meyerweb @jrobertlennon Yes but at least it's Paleo.
@amyhoy Agreed, it's spectacular.
Wait the new iMac starts at $5,000? Can it fly?
@mlieber Thank you for participating in our brand!
I am just going to open Slack for Desktop and I may be some time.
@leahculver @breaker @SparkMailApp @Polymail @astro @Edison_apps @ProtonMailHelp @Outlook @SuperhumanCo Wow that is a judo move.
@leahculver I keep drifting back to... Outlook.
@avibryant @isaach @mathowie @sippey Oh god, maybe in the far future our consciousnesses are going to be transferred to iCloud and represented by speaking, feeling AI emoji—and we'll spend digital eternity yearning to be used inside of tweets, desperately mugging and hoping for hearts. Actually wait that's now.
@Dockjaw I want that.
I'm going to organize some books because the weekend is when I practice shelf care.
I'm reading that MTA article and slowly losing my mind.
“Put on your fox tights” is a pretty good “lace up your boots” or “big boy pants. ” Goddammit you need to put on your fox tights and get in there.
@jessamyn Pictures of bookshelves make me so happy.
@jessamyn Oh wow those shelves are filled with pure liberal arts goodness.
@billwasik Wow that's strong.
@tressiemcphd Anyway, sorry to ramble. It's a thesis worthy subject.
@tressiemcphd Sometimes you do toy with fools and I think that sends up a kind of fool-attracting signal that fools find irresistible. Like a non-fool would say “I should stay back and be quiet now.
@tressiemcphd Like 3pm on a Tuesday all is well and nice weather and folks talking about footnotes or what have you and then BOOOOOOM a huge explosion and it's your mentions.
@tressiemcphd I'm glad other people see this. I can't look away.
@Johann_MG You use it to indicate a substitution in chat. > I told Jim to buy the car.
Awwwww BuzzFeed took down its CMS docs which I was actually looking forward to reading. I'm sorry BuzzFeed people, I didn't know they were secret, I was just googling for CMS stuff and they came up and I thought that was cool.
i love when my favorite author posts new content on their blog https://www. buzzfeed.
@speckledwords I believe that the joy of just having your own LOCKING UNICORN DIARY can coexist with a vibrant, shared, intersectional commons that enriches all.
This nine-minute video is the most devastating critique of human nature that I've ever seen. https://www.
@BillSeitz @maureenflaherty Six feels a little young.
@djacobs I know.
When the revolution comes I hope they let us keep the Scholastic Book Fair.
@sally_j @maureenflaherty Oh no she is the smart one!
My daughter got a new locking diary for a good report card and loves it so much she can barely speak. @maureenflaherty put the key on my HOPE lanyard because instilling a culture of OpSec is part of our family values.
@simonw @zeithq @heroku Not yet! I don't know Zeit is why.
@simonw Good point, I will make that more obvious.
I wrote! About a cool new thing, Datasette, by @simonw , which makes it reaaaally easy to publish your SQLite DB as a website with an instant API.
@jaimiegoldstein @dailyblastlive It's not my photo, I cannot grant you permission.
Big Data, Small Effort An awful lot of really interesting public data is made available in CSV format. This is good and bad.
An awful lot of really interesting public data is made available in CSV format. This is good and bad. If I give you a CSV file, you can open it up in ...
You can still do stray observations right?
There are many dudes in the news whose last name starts with L and ends with i or y now.
@robynkanner @jenniferdaniel It’s part of the joy!
@robynkanner @jenniferdaniel Wait until there’s a blizzard, everyone is so sweet and goofy and thoughtful (as literally every major system that binds and protects us collapses for the day).
Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought? Son: I don’t know.
We talked to @mlieber , co-founder of podcast studio @gimletmedia , about very interesting podcast things on our podcast. If you like thoughtful people who methodically co-build large, growing media companies, this is the podcast about podcasts for you.
The little J-pop song that appears in Wreck-it Ralph as the theme song to the Sugar Rush video game is kind of an earworm. https://open.
@karenmcgrane It is wrong to murder what you already killed.
@karenmcgrane It wasn’t exactly those words, I couldn’t hear clearly over the crackling. I just knew that my soul was leaving my body and looking down at the flames enveloping my corporeal form.
Today @karenmcgrane said to me, with tremendous patience, “One thing you might want to consider using to manage this content, Paul, is a content management system. ” A burn so bad that I am actually a skeleton now.
Pinto Ford https://twitter.
It is a land of contrasts. https://twitter.
@goldman I listen to Automatic every couple years or so, so it doesn’t really beat me up. It’s just such a classic, familiar album.
@goldman ... baby.
@tflynn_mm Its great! It makes it easy for people to publish data in a way that encourages others—lots of others!
@simonw @harrisj Oh yeah this is all great. This is so great for actually using data to make new things.
@simonw This is so great and I it will encourage so many cultural and scientific orgs to share data out this way! RIPCSV.
Simon Willison the original and greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.
From the front lines of the podcast boom: this week Paul and Rich talk to Matt Lieber, co-founder of Gimlet Media, one of the most successful podcast studios in the industry. Topics covered include the company’s origin (and the podcast that chronicled its founding), how Gimlet recruits and trains its editors, the trajectory of the medium, why you shouldn’t play favorites amongst your employees, and how Matt has been re-cast as a sleazy door-to-door salesman in an upcoming ABC comedy produced, directed by, and starring Zach Braff.
@sooshii Just a random nerdy choice from years ago that stuck. A1000 was my first computer.
Via http://midpeninsulafreeu. com/.
Dads: Don't put it off. Sit down and talk with your sons about collusion.
I am glad that little bugs are explaining what Kubernetes is. Bugs should probably explain all computing things.
@axoplasm No I know, it's real.
i think about this movie a lot https://www. youtube.
@RickWebb @lowtheband Paging @richziade to the wontshutupaboutit phone.
jesus christ giles https://dracofidus. tumblr.
@laura_june @katienotopoulos This is absolutely terrifying but I feel that you should worry about this about as much as you worry about serial killers.
This is a Chrome plugin by @noahpryor (inspired by the @PostlightStudio podcast Track Changes! ) that helps you purge all the people from LinkedIn who connect with you purely to NETWORK.
@PJVogt I had a Rhode Island wedding DJ get to the trilateral commission and the Rothschilds in two or three minutes once, which is a personal best.
@kellan Happy birthday! 2017 will be over soon.
@sogrady @monkchips @redmonk You have always been real supporters of mine and it's generous and kind, and very mutual, I so respect your work and the way you do it. And it's been great to have peers who understand the transition from writer/cultural type to business owner.
@sogrady Congratulations!
@harrisj @pilhofer @derekwillis @forestgregg Concerned counterprediction: In two years every web platform language is going to compile to the webassembly VM running in the node runtime on the server, hooking into the npm ecosystem, with webpack essentially producing the 2019 version of . dll files for server and client.
This is wild. https://twitter.
@poetryforsupper That's great!
Remember to always schedule an apology day so you can recover after your harassment days.
@lindsayism That is... TERRIBLE.
You’re very little. There are cars everywhere.
As a father of six year old twins I have to say, being a kid looks challenging as all hell.
@harrisj @kzwa @tcarmody When I get sad I just think of the song you guys sing on your way to day care.
@jackrusher my kids love it!
“Look... I just got off Skype and Shenzhen says that they manufactured the full run of 36,000 units.
[50 × day] [Thinks of tweet. ] Why in God's name would I invite that upon myself?
@heyitsal It was a different time.
@textfiles It was good to see you! Even if just for minutes.
I want this thing now. https://twitter.
@pfffr heh it was actually pretty clear this was the path from the time of the acquisition.
@MRISWA42TW0 something like curl https://raw. githubusercontent.
I really wish people would do more editorially with their interesting data, and make some of that data available online. Maybe they do!
As someone involved with hiring, I think this is a great idea. I hope it helps people get their skills aligned with their titles and objectives.
awwwwwwwwwwwww yes https://twitter.
Don't think of it as “going headless. ” Think of it as “conscious decoupling.
@liammcbrooklyn Oh that’s a leaving train.
Has anyone reviewed the Google Popupstore?
It’s authentic! https://twitter.
@arctictony Actually, Pharo Smalltalk is a mature environment for developing oh god I’m sorry.
@pjux Mitigated by the fact that no one reads blogs!
@pjux Twenty minutes a day is all it takes!
@pjux Me too!
The best thing about 280 characters is now I can start EVERY tweet with “Actually....
Honestly at this point you might as well start blogging.
@darushimo not me!
@arctictony God Tony we've DESTROYED the global namespace with our ridiculous industry.
@Bill_Braine BILL YOU RAN! FOR OFFICE!
(Clears throat. ) America, like the Document Object Model, is an example of what happens when you retrofit mission-critical systems on top of poorly managed mutable states.
Me tweeting. https://twitter.
This is the livestream of me making that joke. https://twitter.
This is not the path to a functional government. https://twitter.
“Pee tape,” but repeated 31 times.
@derektmead Oh noooooojetooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofueloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodoesntooooooooooooooooooooomeltooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosteeloooooooobeamsooooooooooooooooooooo?
Everybody turn in your guns tomorrow.
@jbj No it’s just kind of the voting equivalent of tweeting.
Although down here I voted Cunningham and for other reform candidates even though they were way the hell on the cliff edge of the ballot.
I voted working families again like a piece of shit.
Cool that journalists can now do half as much work.
@elizabethminkel No like just sort of... infrastructurewise they're oddly convergent.
Twitter is weirdly like Tumblr now except everything is in a slightly different order.
Why interview him when you can just go into his attic and watch through a vent? https://twitter.
I think of a lot of people in my timeline as “sliders” because they insist they're socialists but actually behave like little burghers.
@johnshankman For an agency tho?
So 90% of responses to this will be mocking, but does anyone have a good template/book about creating MINIMUM VIABLE MARKETING PLANS?
The title is accurate: ”Paul and Rich Try to Talk About Something Else But End Up Complaining About LinkedIn Again” https://trackchanges. postlight.
The content experiencer has logged on.
How do snails keep track of their growing relationships within a network of other high-value snails. they use snailsforce.
That’s what I said now https://twitter.
There’s no bubble, everything is fine, Bitcoin is real. https://twitter.
@ianadelman @NYMag @vulture @TheCut @grubstreet Congratulations! Maybe you’ll be there for the 100th anniversary too!
Oh shit my mullet https://twitter.
Just turned this Monday morning right around.
The Philly vegan meatball death threat mom’s husband has a hardcore band called Eat The Turnbuckle and it’s great. https://open.
I was shocked by this headline until I realized it was Philly, at which, yep. https://twitter.
https://archive. org/details/hc_state-sex-laws-10 https://twitter.
@ivortossell https://archive.
https://twitter.
@goldman @maureenflaherty @JoshuaBizabcock It's good. It's terrible but it's redeemed by the single most over the top cartoon food pornography scene in history.
@joshuatopolsky Yeah, but I wasn't in the room. On the plus side, at 6 they just want to see things once and go to the next thing.
@joshuatopolsky It's so bad.
@510home @hooyoobee They’re watching boss baby which makes no sense.
@hooyoobee It makes no sense.
Kids do you want to watch Black Beauty, the touching, award-winning film about a boy and a horse? (Five minutes pass.
@maureenflaherty @jeffsessions I thought you were just at Fairway.
@matthewtrask @JeromeHardaway I wish, I wish.
I was born to be a great person. https://twitter.
@TMobile I gotta give it to you at the end you said you’d fix it and you convinced me you would! Then you gave me a fake refund and GHOSTED.
@TMobile When they say “we are sending that to handset research” what they mean is “we will now enter a pink mirrored palace of false promises.
@TMobileHelp I have spent hours and hours over months of time trying to fix this. What can you do that’s different from 20 other customer support folks?
@TMobile I have never been so motivated to hate a brand for life @tmobile you time vampire shitshow pink vampire fuck company.
@TMobile I mean you did it. You told me you’d really really fix it and you fucked me so solid, @TMobile .
Well, @TMobile , you still owe me at least $700 but you did give me a $217 refund so on the overall you fucked me good, congratulations.
@doriantaylor AND MY AXE!
The DNAInfo sites are back up and all is wrong with the world.
@quickcachemonet @shanghaiist (and make new sheets for them). the sites take a while to download from http://archive.
Which is not my idea btw it’s like everyone’s idea it’s just in sharp relief.
@floatingatoll IDK! But also they’ll probably be back up at their own URLs too.
@floatingatoll Backchannel confirms for Gothamist sites but not DNAInfo.
@jetsetjunta Hmm if you work there is it still good, a quandary.
@RageCook The Internet’s Li’l Sebastian.
This mess makes me feel more strongly than before that archives don’t just preserve “culture,” or “history,” but provide proof of labor.
When it's done and all.
It's so many post from relatively few writers you all hit the keyboard HARD.
The spider trundles on. For context this is maybe four hours of Paul work plus probably 60 hours of computers amiably downloading stuff.
I put as many http://Gothamist. com urls in the spreadsheet as I could find, 57,000 #gid =557045072" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://docs.
@ryanvailbrown Man runs a website.
@tjl It’s like 10 mins once it downloads. Running a spider at home.
@jenbee After I posted like eight other people pinged they are doing the same stuff. Nosy nerds all over!
@goldman Congress deserves to hear that testimony.
@petersterne Then PROBABLY turn that into a little site.
@petersterne My work for the community is: I'll scrape the Gothamists and DNAs to get byline, article title, url, and make code + data avail.
Hah this uses AMP caches, VERY CLEVER. https://twitter.
@petersterne That was kind of what I was thinking, like that's the data in the spreadsheet. I'll try to get something plain-vanilla up this weekend.
Please don't get too many hopes up FROM ME besides author name, title, link. But other people are in the mix and better than me.
@chrisgeidner @xor @petersterne I don't work with nerds.
@jeremiak Probably very much on a second parse run?
This is cool too! https://twitter.
@danjlurie I might not have as easy a path to help you but I will keep an eye out for photos. It helps to have your name actually!
Blessings to the Internet Archive and the mind and bitcoin wallet of Brewster Kahle.
I hope this lets people relax that their clips are at least SOMEWHERE.
Then again I like the positive attention.
If you want to talk about this send me an email and I'll do the best I can but it might be a couple days, sorry! Ishouldnotbedoingthis.
The GitHub is here. https://github.
Maybe it can become the spreadsheet data, turned into a bunch of simple author pages with links to their work in the Internet archive. IDK.
A Google Doc is a bad archival format. I registered http://iworkedhard.
Now some notes for nerds.
Anyway go to the spreadsheet, find your name, click links. You find the spot on the calendar on http://archive.
Hopeless or not writers shouldn't have their work erased, for God's sake. You worked hard for years and this is your future not just past.
I couldn't help photogs but they also tend to actually keep their portfolios in shape, unlike writers, who are hopeless.
It was! It's just 12,000 articles from Gothamist so far and only as perfect as http://archive.
It got me wondering if it was possible to make a fast dumb archive of bylines, titles, and links using public data.
I felt bad DNAInfo/Gothamist sites went off the air. I'm pretty sure they'll be back read-only.
Thread. I started a list of articles from Gothamist with links to the Internet Archive, 12k so far.
I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to say it.
@palewire @derekwillis @harrisj @openelex @cacivicdata No! I mean I just don’t see ‘em very often.
@waldojaquith That is some true on the spot good thinking right there and I have massive respect.
@palewire @derekwillis @harrisj @openelex @cacivicdata But I’m glad to share my stupid opinions via Paul. ford @postlight .
@palewire @derekwillis @harrisj @openelex @cacivicdata It just lowers the effort to play for nearly every dev to “download, then run SQLite.
@palewire @derekwillis @harrisj @openelex @cacivicdata You’ve got a sample of two so ymmv but I talked about this at LOC and people didn’t throw stones at me.
@harrisj hmm you could do evil like ". shell rm -rf ~/" but that's prob just the command line interface.
@harrisj Oh now that's interesting. Really just a README culture that used a template like [title, paste-able query, description] would be huge.
@patbits I love you too!
You all did really good work and it wasn't your fault.
I suck at it, obviously. It feels like the entire world just wants to kill off people who want to help their community know itself.
I know I talk a lot of shit but I've also spent 10 or 15 years working on finding ways to make online media work and it's just relentless.
I'm really sad and frustrated about all the people who worked to bring me well-reported local news in my community having no security.
@sophaskins “It's memes... for research.
Having that on the calendar has worked wonders—now we do our serious fighting on Saturday, then have Sunday afternoon free for laundry.
I was presenting in a meeting today and realized I was showing everyone this calendar event I scheduled for every Sunday with my wife. https://twitter.
@harrisj This is a thing I say to a lot to open/linked/geo data folks. If I can play with it I'll learn about it, and SQLite is a good compromise.
@TheMFingChisa we only bought music you couldn't get on the radio. before i got to the milt i listened to hold on 30000 times like anyone human and good.
@studiesincrap Both the album and the movie engaged in questions of poverty and urban social justice. Obama rhetoric atop a rathole of Trump rhetoric.
@waldojaquith There's such humility in its utility! I love it so.
That said, easy to imagine doing a clean recreation of the full DB on "official user save" and it takes 1-2 secs async even for big things.
Note some solid followup here: https://news. ycombinator.
“What If OpenDocument Used SQLite? ” https://sqlite.
I was mocked for many of my choices at the time but history has redeemed me fully. This is a blessed, not cursed, playlist.
@jackrusher Better to be an asshole right up front all at once than in lots of little tweets over hours is my motto.
I just opened my Time Capsule playlist, and it’s very accurate, and my taste was... flawless.
Topic is good. It took 20 years but it’s a true magazine for the Internet.
@aedison This story is basically a new Black Stallion in my world.
“This could be the last time we see such cheese,” she said. But there was no time to talk.
Short story idea: two people are working at the Park Slope Coop in the run up to a nuclear war. Riots, fistfights over ginger.
Boy that spore drive gets a workout huh.
People don't know this but WWII was really a conflict about real estate.
@sogrady @kevboh @monktoberfest I can vouch for @kevboh , who is an excellent thinker, writer, and dev, and who would totally groove on the library/beer/open source vibe!
@jarred_ @max_read Yes I have factored in the child slavery.
Folks have you heard the news? https://twitter.
@bran_dj @max_read Yes... it is a massive global corporate entity that exploits labor everywhere.
@max_read The Republicans are just too corrupt to be conservatives.
@max_read The fact remains that Hershey has done tremendous good for many humans while remaining true to its conservative values.
@max_read In the 1990s Newt Gingrich used to promote this model, although he never mentioned Hershey's. But he grew up in nearby Hummelstown.
@max_read Today diversification has muddied things. But until the 1990s Hershey's was a model of conservative corporate socialism.
@derektmead @max_read That's a Mars product, Derek.
@max_read And there was a tight bond between the company and the town; the company even built worker housing.
@max_read Actually Hershey's for many years was owned by a trust that benefited an extremely large philanthropic school for the poor.
Still, I mean, it's NYC.
I say that knowing that the tolerance doesn't extend to everyone and that as a citizen here there are lots of things to fix.
I feel ashamed that NYC couldn't protect foreign tourists yesterday. We are so proud of our tolerant city and want everyone to see/feel it.
@robynkanner Sorry it's all I have on my phone.
@robynkanner https://twitter.
@sanarao Thank you all totally fine here.
Since @tmobile started me on a voyage of despair I'm totally here for amplifyimg brand anger @postmates . https://twitter.
@kitabet I'm missing it because of flu, and sad, but it's the absolute best and the Albemarle parade too.
@mathowie @jessamyn Mint! (It's one tweet up.
(By graphic I mean violent obvs.
http://santiagotimes.
The Vice News summary of the attack downtown is helpful and does not show or embed graphic media. https://news.
@rustyk5 @robdubbin @whale_eat_squid That's 1/10th the side of the C++ Wikipedia page. http://prog21.
@rustyk5 @robdubbin https://twitter.
@katienotopoulos It's much worse. Doc McStuffins practices foameopathic medicine.
@neuey I think they'd be so crabby, and then he'd get trolled and yell at everyone.
@amyhoy A whole life, wasted.
@robdubbin Rob also answered listener questions about Bluetooth. Write in!
He was a Colbert Report writer. Then @robdubbin thought, “I'll make better screenwriting tools.
Memes kill.
For 9 years, I've thought at least weekly about this sad MetaFilter post re: putting “Penis Goes Where” on photos #1993750 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. metafilter.
That’s... Swiss.
@tcarmody Ben Franklin was very likely our finest potential Tweeter.
Oh god no wait 100% teddy Roosevelt.
@jeremy_keehn Coolidge would have been like once every six months.
I wonder if publishing could have better met the challenges of the Internet if it hadn’t spent so much on sealed separation agreements.
God bless the teachers at our PS about to manage a candy exchange with 24 first-grade kids in costumes.
Lincoln would have had the worst mentions.
Which presidents would have been good at Twitter? JFK, Reagan, FDR, Lincoln.
Everybody stay hydrated, it’s gonna be another scorcher.
POLL: Parents, what do you miss most?
Context: https://youtu.
From TV writing to scriptwriting software: this week Paul and Rich talk to Rob Dubbin, former writer and producer for The Colbert Report and The Late Show and current CEO of Scripto. They discuss Scripto’s creation and the special workflow challenges coordinating a late-night show, animal welfare, transitioning from writing to tech, Bluetooth, Google Wave, and more.
@bluechoochoo Some days you need to go...
@bluechoochoo https://twitter.
@BradyDale Congratulations!
Either way tomorrow the one-word headline MELTDOWN is going to work fine.
@caseyjohnston This is a really good primer, thanks for writing it.
Here, this is me. https://youtu.
I’m a little sick and it’s raining and whenever that happens 10,000 Maniacs starts playing on an unstoppable loop in my head.
@tcarmody @tressiemcphd https://twitter.
Everyone needs to stop with the Stranger Things and focus on some Manger Things. https://twitter.
@CakeRavens I’m glad you have this.
Gonna be a lot of David S. Pumpkins pants crumpled on random floors tomorrow.
@PostlightStudio Our team is empowered to order suffering-free snacks without management input.
@PostlightStudio I didn't even know it was about child slavery until I was told, I just thought it was peachier.
True we switched @PostlightStudio to Albanese too and the peach rings are better. (C.
@textfiles I’m gonna miss local news.
Oh my God. https://en.
@goldman After local news fully dies and no one is checking it will really take off.
The original story lays it out in detail and the documents are superb. http://billingsgazette.
@bn2b Gifts. Take it from me.
These are great. Also scary.
@TheRealTeagle Shifting never gets addressed in the literature. But driving dogs are physics wise like two sticks jammed into a pumpkin.
@TheRealTeagle I just don’t see the motor control it’s like asking a dog to stand up and clap.
@lisawilkins @mikeindustries Lisa.... thank you for being your amazing, kind, and generous self.
First of all, Hollywood, a driving dog wouldn’t steer with paws, a driving dog would BITE the steering wheel.
No judgment, truly, I own an OLPC and three Das Keyboards, plus more than one minidisc recorder.
Excited for all my friends who just spent $1k so they can log into their phones with their face to gram 18mb pictures of airplane wings.
@mikeindustries I’d like the champagne though.
@mikeindustries Eventually on the Internet every joke is analyzed as if it purported to be fact.
@mikeindustries I enjoy watching things spread out though. The further they spread the greater likelihood that the audience misses the irony.
@studiesincrap My Robocop 2 novelization came in the mail and I can honestly say I’ve never read anything like it.
@ashleyfeinberg At HuffPo?
Are you a dataviz designer who works freelance? How do you feel about making gorgeous BIRD MAPS for @AudubonSociety ?
@dannosowitz Dan... thank you.
Who gives a shit what some guy said on the Internet my exhausting ducklings? STOP CARING, FOR ALL OF US.
People on Twitter are wondering what I meant by “LinkedIn ruined capitalism,” so to clarify: I don't have any idea, or care what I meant.
@mikeindustries @scottmag https://twitter.
@joshmillard Josh... that was outstanding.
Is there a term that describes when you replace a word with a really different word? (I called a kids’ umbrella a helmet yesterday.
@Vadergirl52 Well that’s terrible and also sadly typical.
@williamj @mikeindustries @pentagram Yep! That's exactly the good stuff.
I want to start playing things off this album at the start of meetings. https://open.
@jrobertlennon @drewtoothpaste Still nature, though.
That slip means that Saturday morning will be spent awkwardly watching people scream at each other until it’s your turn.
I know there are other cities that receive mail.
What’s the fastest way to ruin a New Yorker’s life? https://twitter.
@looks_last I mean shit of course that makes me feel better.
@TaylorLorenz I invited u u can log in with your twitter handle.
@patbits It's you but with a triangle!
@patbits Wait... a what who was a who now when?
@rustyk5 We live in the Zalgo dimension.
Dude meant well and it's all good and I'm used to it. But it turns a day into a sigh.
I don't think I can express how unbelievably important it is to leave fatties alone at the gym.
This truck is a very bad idea.
Dude working at the gym just told me he’s proud of me. Better than the time a dude working at the gym said I was not even the worst.
@allanwhite @kjhealy It was a different time.
@patbits https://twitter.
@AndrePreoteasa @anildash @CityofNewarkNJ This looks about right for Newark.
Apparently in my wife’s tradition you write letters to the tooth fairy with the tooth attached, and it’s a whole thing.
@harrisj @kjhealy oh shit oh shit https://www. youtube.
@harrisj @kjhealy https://www. youtube.
@harrisj @kjhealy https://www. youtube.
@harrisj @kjhealy https://twitter.
@kjhealy i went and dug up this particular artifact http://philip. greenspun.
Georg Simon Ohm... welcome to the Resistance.
@neversent That’s... yep.
guys do u like comedy https://twitter.
🎵 I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and bright! 🎵 https://twitter.
Nothing but respect for my supervisor. https://twitter.
@hondanhon @internetrebecca I am angry at every weather app now.
@osulop @TMobile Hoof-grinding is one of the main ways you bond with Eocene ungulates so I have a grind kit by the sofa, where we watch horse movies.
@internetrebecca That is extremely brilliant. “Compared to yesterday: Warmer (a little) and wetter (a lot).
@TMobile People often wonder how I, a prolific tweeter, came by an eohippus. Lucinda was a gift from my time-traveling bride.
@TMobile Her fragile disposition makes me worry for her sanity. A mad eohippus can kick open a trunk or eat subway tokens.
Day 2. @TMobile has restored my service while they investigate.
How do you pull the plug on a product people love? This week Paul and Rich talk about good and bad ways to shut a digital product, from giving people a path to export their data (good) to writing a blog post entitled “Our Incredible Journey” (bad) (very, very bad).
If I could draw I would totally do a little comic about a guy with a pet merychippus and their fights with customer service.
I should clarify my Lucinda is not a true eohippus but rather a merychippus. She does however have pleurisy.
My eohippus Lucinda and I know that my @TMobile journey is nothing compared to the true suffering in the world, we only seek to amuse you.
@tjl These poor people Tom it's so not their fault that everything is awful and predatory.
@rebeccablood Sigh. I'm hopeful customer service can help and that I don't have to resort to any special privileges!
@rebeccablood @TMobile Yeah but if I could get NYC to issue some kind of judgment then I could keep my credit from getting screwed up.
God I hate that the only way to resolve issues with large companies is to be a relentlessly repetitive crabapple to call center folks.
There are MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE CENTER working on this. “We'll stay on the phone until we fix this” didn't happen—I should get a call back.
@Jahaza @TMobile No I know, I mean why not! I know what I am and why people enjoy my work, and “Paul's small-claims odyssey” is good content.
@TMobile I feel there's more than a thousand dollars of value in it for me to give up and go to small claims and make ridiculous media about it.
So @TMobile has promised for the third or fourth time to absolutely 100% fix this very serious upsetting problem.
@StarleeKine @TMobile I'm on this LONG hold, it's so quiet and calm. They've promised to fix it!
@TMobile I'm just hoping that by being completely exhausting but not disrespectful I can break through to the world of refunds.
@TMobile “I've talked to Matthew! I've talked to Melissa!
@TMobile I'm trying to be cranky instead of mean to @Tmobile customer support, it's not their fault that they work for a large criminal organization.
I'm going to call @Tmobile now for maybe the 30th time and enter their world of moist sewage and terrible lies.
Day 2, @Tmobile still provides no service yet charges. My beloved pet eohippus Lucinda's pleurisy worsens but I cannot phone help.
@JessieNYC Thank you! I like smart younger people who think I know things.
I’m just about to give a talk about digital careers to a large group of gen Z college students I can’t wait to tell them to avoid @tmobile .
@TMobile God this feels GOOD no wonder you all love to yell at brands like @tmobile that help themselves to your money and shut off your service.
@TMobile Although I also have 70,000 followers on Medium.
I joke but I know the deal. I’m probably going to end up giving $1,000 to @TMobile to preserve my credit.
Why so willing to help now? It’s very perplexing.
@TMobile One day I’ll have a working phone and I’ll call @tmobile to thank them for taking a grand off me. I would have just blown it on pants.
Here are two beautiful bridges. Reminds me of the two @tmobile phones I’ve been paying for for two years despite only having one.
I should be clear I don’t expect you to care that @tmobile charged me for two phones for years.
@TMobile I actually have very sad family gossip about @Tmobile execs now that I think about it.
@TMobileHelp Sorry I am convinced it will just be more lies.
@TMobile But if you need me send an email! There are lots of nice WiFi spots.
@TMobile Who knows how long this can go on. Two months of hot pink @Tmobile lies.
I have no phone/data service ( @TMobile has been charging me for two phones for years, caught its own error, then shut off my service).
@PressSec Zoo owner here. Our chimp’s 43 years old and had uterine cataracts so I gave a palm reader $7,000 to pray a cure.
@karenkho Would have been more impressive with $2. 26 million.
@mulegirl @jlax @hondanhon If people had doubled down on the semantic web we’d be here by now.
@hondanhon @jlax @mulegirl I’m thinking more we can make the ultimate final menu. Or even just look at how shishitos are getting pitched.
@hondanhon @jlax @mulegirl Exactly and everything happens for the best.
@hondanhon @jlax @mulegirl AIs are gonna wanna eat too.
@hondanhon @jlax @mulegirl It should be possible to download and process 15 years of menus though because of this terrible antipattern.
@sophaskins Oh okay my home Linux box is NVidia too so this is news I can use.
@rustyk5 @harrisj Wait ex-presidents actually do live in your wallet was that autocorrect or a pun.
@sophaskins It's fine, still early I haven't even had coffee yet.
@sophaskins I was originally asking that ironically but then halfway through I realized that I love xkill.
@sophaskins Does xkill still work? I love the ability to just kill windows.
Decoding the Language of Extremist Clothing https://www. topic.
I'm here on Saturday night searching "oopsla 1988" for only the dankest user interface memes.
http://davidungar. net/Live2013/Live_2013.
The Charles Foster Centipede.
@sippey God...
@sippey Michael I feel that you and I need about twelve hours to discuss what's happening here.
You know, there's ground, and then there's stone ground.
@joshu That one's pretty good.
They also lack a sense of... purpose.
Cc @katienotopoulos https://twitter.
I'm working from home because both @maureenflaherty and I are worried there'll be a post-group-shot crash.
She's suspicious cheerful this morning. I think it's the adrenaline.
Update: No fever this morning. She can go to picture day.
She went to bed wearing her picture clothes. I'm probably going to need to adopt a puppy before lunch if anybody has one.
@mulegirl Sweet baby Jesus I hope so.
My daughter has a fever, and tomorrow is picture day, and my heart is starting to break.
My new book came with a bookmark!!! https://twitter.
@Greg_Lindsay There's a good essay to be written on the concept of civic humiliation!
@michaelbierut @MIT @medialab I mean, it's a good pig.
@iano I was also reading and thinking things and learning to code and doing freelance work and maybe drinking way too much.
@iano Writing my website!
@iano Early web, you never knew what was real or not! The lame obsession with fact-checking everything wasn't extant.
@kittenhotep To save time! This method is faster and gives you full access to the exterior surface of the garment.
@tenuous No shame in laundry showering!
I wrote about this in 2002!! (I had a pseudonym on my own website to confuse people and cut down on SEO mishaps).
Folks. It's not complicated, you just hop into the shower and then soap up the clothes, take them off, hang them, and keep showering.
Also given that until I was 30 I often showered with clothes on to cut down on laundry costs, it blows my mind that this is where I work.
Just walked in to this kitchen setup at work, guess we're serving breakfast now. https://twitter.
@dansaltzstein @VictoriaMia Yes it's been incredibly positive, you can see the effect on parents in the community.
@epc All of us awkwardly crammed in and angry, would be amazing.
For $250 with photographer this seems totally sensible. https://twitter.
In a reasonable society children can learn responsibility without there being any punitive debt.
Libraries are also a safe calm healthy place where poor kids can be in NYC. Between this and free school lunch NYC is doing better.
Battlestar Galactica was pretty cool except for when they played pyramid.
@skamille Containers at scale and how that changes overall platform architecture and planning/caftans.
This redesign is a brutal satire. https://twitter.
I hate passive-aggressive UX. When a computer sends me a “gentle reminder” I want to give it a gentle poke in the eye.
@beautyislikeyea @khoivinh @khoi thank you!
I forgot to tweet this @khoi project when it came out but http://getbumpr. com lets you pick a mail client when you click mail links.
@essl Will there be a livestream available?
Open sourceish nerd leaders: This is a good job with good people. @nedbat is 1000% legit and I bet he'd be a stellar employee.
@sophaskins wow that brings back memories of....
Precision Auto is such a great song. https://open.
Also they look amazing.
“I administer 15 community college libraries. Do you know how hard I worked to get here?
I appreciate how Superchunk looks like they were just rounded up by the Indie Rock Nick Fury for one last adventure. https://twitter.
@Morr_1980 @SwiftOnSecurity @perryhewitt @cjciaramella Thing is, Filemaker 7 WAS real good. (The path forward might be Airtable.
Your AmEx name is the last three things you ordered translated plus the last four digits of your social. https://twitter.
@theodoreross I am impressed.
@JPaskin I can't. I have to finish the one for adults.
@Double_Days Nah, don't bother.
@Double_Days You're a person who says cutting, hurtful things to strangers, and you're good at it!
@byronwoodfork What I saw was that the more I believed in a thing the more the constant repetition in my cohort made me cynical about said thing. SO TOXIC.
@drldcsta Oh god I'd never judge that, awk is so good.
@drldcsta No it's very therapeutic you just open the app and tap away.
@perryhewitt Sorry, Perry, but you deliver high-quality content in just the right proportions.
Oh and “president” is a great word to block.
@kobexamoh Exactly!
Public notice: I'm a guilt-free unfollow. If I'm on my bullshit and exhausting just unfollow, I won't care or be hurt even if we're friends.
@jkottke I hope they offer scholarships to people who lack the means to attend.
I also mass-unfollowed anyone who didn't follow me which was narcissistic but eliminates guilt-follows and those who scream unto the void.
Two weeks ago: I fucking can't take it in this hell any more. Today: What a hilarious, fun group of chums!
I swear to God I muted the words “men” and “twitter” and the entire website has been about 500% more chill.
@speckledwords First, as your former teacher, it's “your. ” But...
@speckledwords Hi Sarah!
Tickets are $10 so looks like Capitalism won.
@bennyfactor Life has jagged edges Ben.
@amyhoy @PostlightStudio I do this a lot and they're so perplexed but I'm like YOU OFFERED TO HELP?
Spoiler alert. https://twitter.
@rebeccablood @timbray It's VERY hammy. Burnham is so much fun to watch and when they let her act/overact her Vulcanness is cool.
@PostlightStudio I also just got a PR pitch and wrote back to ask for PR firm recommendations.
Since we started @PostlightStudio I now get real estate pitches constantly and write back sometimes to ask if they can guarantee ghost-free.
@Greg_Lindsay It's AMAZING right? What in God's name.
@tdierks The social, and probably real, cost of the punitive infrastructure far outweighs the cost of providing relatively few free meals.
@rebeccablood @timbray I keep veering from HELL YES LET'S GO to ARE YOU KIDDING ME and I can't tell where it's going. It's interesting, though!
@goldman I would read/write fan fiction about how drifters finally broke free of their memetically-predetermined urge to make paperclips.
This song always makes me think about the heroes of Arcis-sur-Aube 6 https://open. spotify.
Here's the exact moment on our podcast where @jennschiffer explains how Outback Steakhouse makes Bloomin' Onions. #t =30:22" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://soundcloud.
@SonOfDiesel I think about this quote a lot on that: http://www. sharedhost.
@jennschiffer oh i don't control that playlist. totally okay with it being on that playlist.
@cjd3vries @shaneferro There's a book you might like, Highbrow/Lowbrow by Lawrence Levine. Shows how rich folks “claimed” certain popular entertainments.
@jennschiffer wait I did?
Let's talk to @jennschiffer on the @PostlightStudio podcast with me and @ginatrapani https://trackchanges. postlight.
@jenniferrenu Thank you for bringing this travesty to my attention.
@shaneferro This is real, you are right. It does feel a little like civics is no longer a welcome subject left or right, Parks and Rec notwithstanding.
There seems to be a vast pool of civic awareness that's dried up. The media assumes it's there.
I keep thinking about that Reddit dude who didn't know that public libraries loaned books without payment. Just didn't understand them.
Children cannot learn unless fed. We must not penalize children who lack funds to eat.
@robynkanner Ride safe!
“Student lunch debt” is the most utterly fucked Dickensian concept.
@robynkanner (With good bike clothes it's the most joyous long ride season though.
@robynkanner Yes I hope you have good gloves?
@robynkanner Welcome to layered knitwear season! It's the BEST!!!
@harrisj @kjhealy I know I know needs more slashes.
@kjhealy The word “towering” indicates a phallocentric association towards a patroarchial hegemonism that negates the true function of the academy.
@max_read Seven days until we get the answer.
@TheMFingChisa Like... we used Google Analytics.
@TheMFingChisa Wait... I actually don't remember that at all.
@kneath @kellan Yes and I have no idea what is going on.
Put everything in Dropbox. https://twitter.
@jenniferdaniel @robynkanner Oh God. Really?
Building a community for developers: this week Paul and Gina talk to Jenn Schiffer, community engineer at Fog Creek’s Glitch, a platform for developers to write, share, and remix code that is, in Jenn’s words, helping to “lower the barriers for developers to build great things. ” Topics discussed include development frameworks, how coding is taught, cultures of harassment online and in the tech world, and the (sort of mindblowing!
@shabbychef @ProbablePattern No no Woolworth.
#comeON # https://twitter.
@Longreads @WordPress @PostlightStudio This utterly overwhelming and confounding piece by @mariabustillos is the main reason. https://longreads.
@Longreads @WordPress I should point out that I've been a @Longreads pal forever, and @PostlightStudio recently did some work for them.
It's time to pony up for @Longreads —who independently produce great journalism. If you give $1, @WordPress gives $3.
@studiesincrap I just ordered a copy of this book. I will never post pages but I need it.
@timbray I am mixed on this show but the way it messes with continuity like that is pretty great. We could be headed for tragedy!
Happy 4 the tardigrade.
@brianvan The sense of total potential diaster keeps me alive though.
@irvingreid @timbray He is relentless and global. But emphatically not!
@vboykis My lord. https://twitter.
The key to making good predictions is identifying the things that never change.
The https://open. spotify.
@craigmod I mean the singularity should've gotten here by now.
@craigmod We were such children then.
@jessamyn @anildash You're both such good friends and I'm lucky.
@Dockjaw @rustyk5 https://twitter.
@textism Let's do these next 20 years in style, Dean.
@rustyk5 Fully expect to end my career in a short sleeve shirt debugging Java or COBOL for a bank.
@rustyk5 I know and THANK GOD. The disruptors have created an incredibly thorny shitshow problem that will take decade$$$$$ to untangle.
@rustyk5 It could, but they're so unfuckingbelievably bad at creating value for anyone else that it probably won't work.
@rustyk5 I'm less scared than I used to be because the tech is just everywhere in every industry. So even if the hot core implodes there'll be work.
@rustyk5 Social will basically need to mint its own currency or it'll implode.
@anildash Thank you! It's good to have these obsessions.
My website is in the coveted 18–35 age bracket. http://www.
@djpardis sure, https://www. shutterstock.
“Butterfly” by Crazy Town starts playing. https://twitter.
@v21 it's how games should be! sometimes you just want to poke around.
Nerds: Paperclip game has straightford no-deps JavaScript that's fun to read and makes it really simple to cheat.
@tjl Or doing some nice fall programming.
@tjl Something in the Carhartt line is fine. https://twitter.
@tjl I can tell you from long experience that if you wear a sweater over a jumpsuit everyone just assumes your shirt and pants match.
Maybe three ear wiggles.
Good animated GIF from the Pickle Day website. 6 tail wags, 6 forepaw wiggles, 2 ear wiggles.
@theodoreross @mimbale New York hasn't been the same since they moved the Liberty Bell.
@theodoreross @mimbale This thread achieved greatness.
@lindsayism I regret to inform you that 2017 has done it again. https://www.
@sanarao Happy birthday!
Not any kind of eulogy, thanks. And no header image, either.
@tomcoates Again and again I partially agree but emphasize that they also don't trust their people or want to promote them.
Same kid said his uncle played Pennywise the clown.
And when a kid asked him for Skittles the kid said, if you want Skittles buy them at the store.
A kid at this playground in South BK just told another kid, “I'm a multimillionaire and my dad owns Skittles.
We have the Marine Park nature center almost to ourselves. https://twitter.
@tomcoates And then I keep getting press release.
@tomcoates And I lose interest because I want to share with readers how things are built.
@tomcoates And if I ask to talk to the people who built it they say no we can't go in that direction.
@tomcoates And what I get back is "can you write about our new app feature that lets you bark like a dog.
@tomcoates No one ever trusts the press or should. Anyway I've tried a few times to write positive stories abt how engineers work and been shut out.
@tomcoates Good PR should coach them and be in the room during interviews?
@tomcoates I have no doubt some shitty hack did exactly that? That's one way it operates.
@tomcoates It's all just capitalism until tech people start to lecture folks on how tech journalism should be and then it's 🤔🤔🤔🤔.
@tomcoates Nah, most journalists are just hacks trying to get someone to say anything. SV in general wants transcription, not reporting.
@tomcoates Their job is to protect the brand and the marketing narrative. They miss great coverage and recruiting opportunities because of fear.
@tomcoates Sure. But if a journalist wants to write sincerely about the ethics and process of making real things there's usually just no way in.
This is true. It's a disaster to report out a new product or approach.
@rustyk5 Probably best you locked your account.
John Waters Sleepaway Camp https://www. nytimes.
But…Tina…you’re someone who has something to prove? And you prove it?
@matthewfamularo @PostlightStudio Matthew if "bad tweets" were a reason to avoid following someone twitter wouldn't last an hour.
This level of everyday beauty can be yours if you come work at @PostlightStudio . https://twitter.
@DeanHach @anildash @mashagessen Will check it out!
@patbits A lot of people recommend the auth app inside one password for that reason.
I have some hard questions. https://twitter.
I want so badly to believe something good is happening in this video but I have believed too willingly in the past. https://twitter.
@tomcoates This theory seems utterly plausible!
Wow spare rib tips [looks me up and down] interesting choice.
The worst would be the Seamless orders.
Just in case my email is ever hacked, I would like to publicly state that I am a total piece of shit.
> Hi, would you like to talk at a conference in the middle of 2018? Sure!
@rustyk5 Rusty this is viral marketing.
@goldman Yeah it's a cognitive bomb in our cohort. It ends, though!
@PostlightStudio Related, here is our mission statement and statement of values. https://trackchanges.
Here's absolutely everything I learned in my two years co-running @PostlightStudio . https://trackchanges.
@wford41 Porgs are silly new animals in Star Wars.
@mwiik No no there's a paperclip game.
Everywhere I look I think, that would make some good paperclips.
@abackstrom I didn't get into it like I did the paperclip game.
Here's a utility that automates clicking the mouse on your Mac, I can't think of any reason anyone would need it. http://murgaa.
@JPaskin @alanmclean @maureenflaherty They find reasons to get up (hungry, itchy vagina, sore toe, thirsty, need stuffed animal) and we say PUT ON OINTMENT AND GET IN BED.
“Irony Doesn’t Scale” Last week my co-founder Rich Ziade wrote about what he’s learned and experienced over the last two years of running our product studio, Postlight . Which made me wonder: What have I learned working alongside him?
Postlight: Our Mission & Our Values Written by many people at Postlight in 2016 and 2017. Published for our second anniversary.
Last week, my co-founder Rich Ziade wrote about what he’s learned and experienced over the last two years of running our product studio, Postlight. Which ...
@iano https://twitter.
This book is about horses who use git. https://twitter.
Also it's cool to be a virgin it's a meaningless category relax.
Here is the collection https://archive.
No but seriously folks a lot of books were just added to http://archive. org under an interpretation of copyright law.
I found your autobiography at the used bookstore. https://archive.
@mquirion @thomasfuchs This explains why the movie takes so long to run.
@SamDeBrule @PostlightStudio @jordne Glad to be on the inside, Sam!
@bookoisseur Yeah I am pro porg in my space fun.
You're a bunch of sour Sallies.
@bn2b Did you see the web clicker game where you are an AI trying to create the maximum number of paperclips?
@rustyk5 @tinysubversions @flantz Ohhhhhh so when you subdue humanity you are just getting started.
@rustyk5 I was so sad when it was over.
@harper No alas. It just looked like my shirt and pants were perfectly matched.
@harper Also I wore work coveralls with a vest and tie a lot.
I know it's a cliché by now but I am incredibly excited for summer.
New technologies vs buzzwords: this week Paul and Rich discuss the challenge of sifting through trends in the technology world—and how they help clients separate what they need from what they think they need. Topics discussed include SOAP, machine learning, Paul’s love of the words “matrix” and “vector,” React, blockchain, the iPhone X “notch,” and, most importantly, paddleboarding.
I haven't seen Blade Runner 2049 yet but is everything still JavaScript?
@jenniferdaniel @eeentropy @wolfchirp @bvksn was this like, an unbelievable amount of work?
I'm sure I've offended good people here and I'm sorry. I'm just learning and when you first learn kubernetes it sure looks like a cluster.
It's pretty simple to get started you just declare your glusterfs in yaml and set your downwardAPI, then you check out your cluster's zones.
I'm learning about kubernetes and the way it works is you have a Pod that controls an AbstractBeanFactory that declares your hypervisor.
@HalimahMarcus @jrobertlennon @mariabustillos /blade-runner-2049-is-revealed-through-the-novel-pale-fire-dd9f04768439" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
@jackrusher @piercegleeson @racketlang @mbutterick I'm coming up on 20 years and I... also wrote another CMS.
I always like reading Jack's code which always looks so simple, like code in a textbook. https://twitter.
@oferhalevi @mwichary I'll be at another meeting downtown and no one factored in transit time.
@snowstorms I think it's one of those things where it's going to hurt a ton to take it away and all anyone looks at are the bottom buttons anyway.
@FisherStudio @insequential @ddt It doesn't look unavailable to me more "neutral" maybe since there aren't any "grayed out" options elsewhere?
@510home No idea! Curious to know.
@michelet It's just 100% likely you don't need that in your inbox after acting on it. Which is an interesting pattern!
@mwichary I would also switch the underlying RSVP button to an active state when in the modal but that's me.
@mwichary https://twitter.
@mwichary No because my inbox is filled with SECRETS.
@ddt I appreciate the simplicity of having a widget that is always exactly the same.
But overall I think Microsoft has gotten very good at this part of software and is more and more the Ikea to Apple's West Elm.
I do believe modals should inherit context since they obscure the background. In this case, the organizer's name/email should be displayed.
It's just very well executed and cuts a user workflow down to the absolute minimum. I really admire the product focus that made this happen.
Microsoft Outlook for iOS added this RSVP widget that pops up above emails in Inbox view and archives them when done. https://twitter.
@redleaf8 @femmebot @mathowie @kottke osil8 was many things!
@delohaas I didn't make it, I got to 4PM and turned into a crabby garbage person who didn't want to hear it.
@g_macrae Then "The C Programming Language," etc. etc.
@g_macrae I'd dabble. Start here: http://cdn.
@g_macrae I've never read GO TO but apparently it's good. The sort of standard big in-depth overview is via HOPL.
@losowsky @karenkho I'm sorry it's been a long weekend.
@losowsky @karenkho If you liked it then you shoulda ediring on it.
They're playing a dance game for XBox at the neighbors god bless our building.
@mulegirl Oh I haven't seen this in YEARS it's even more ridiculous than I remember.
Ugh maybe I'll raid their liquor cabinet. These people are so lame theres no schnapps.
The point in the weekend when you transform from a loving parent into a surly teen babysitter.
@kottke I love that you wanted this and they went Sure! And it worked out great.
@tressiemcphd It's apparently really bad at riding academies. Little girls, long hair, helmets, and denial.
It's just fun facts and pictures and deep thoughts from all kinds of interesting people none of whom are insufferable.
Twitter has been really fun for me since I applied a simple trick: I made a list of everything I believe in, then muted those words.
@DMStevens They see it as the dominant life form.
“Is it okay if we delete universe 83948383? I want to torrent some other universes.
They use Macs.
My pet theory is that the entities that run this simulation think cats are hilarious. That's why they haven't dragged our galaxy into trash.
Life's pointlessness and “hope” being a lie used to maintain status quo is nbd because there's still a universe and no one knows why.
@bookoisseur I'm pretty sure she hit the keys each time.
@cydharrell It's inevitable. I'll be so sad to see the magic fade.
Let this sink in: She doesn't know how to cut and paste.
My daughter, unsolicited. https://twitter.
I'm teaching the kids to text and it's not very different from most of my online conversations. https://twitter.
Twitter could fix everything if it just offered an affordable health care plan.
https://twitter.
For my midlife crisis I had a few drinks and ordered about 20 Facts on File reference books off the Internet.
I took them to the aquarium while she slept though it's a process.
I'm tweeting all this listening to the Lemonheads as my wife makes dinner for the kids.
I'm the wrong person to write it though.
In my head this thing immediately became fully real: It's black on red paper, hand drawn, about six pages, the headline is just FUCK MEN.
If someone made a zine called Midlife Crisis I'd subscribe.
@lia http://Oprah. com comes for us all.
@looks_last True!
Happy Saturday everybody!
The ladies of Gen X: Underemployed, married to shitheads, sneaking smokes, cheating, and facing perimenopause. #ixzz4upmXfjsY " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.
@patbits https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@lindsayism Starbucks would spell your name wrong on the package though.
this dog is actually not musical https://twitter.
@JPaskin They don't like to look in the New Yorker mirror and see that looking back.
Oh stop crying you big bunch of distressed babies. https://twitter.
I've worked with a lot of really good software developers who weren't Nazis.
This is the global diplomacy equivalent of a “shreds” guitar video. https://www.
@anildash @fascinated @andreasklinger @internetofshit It's pretty great once with a shitty popcorn movie. Blade runner my god.
@andreasklinger @anildash @fascinated @internetofshit It's AMAZINGLY violent in how it kicks you around. It's genuinely hilariously unpleasant.
@fascinated Did you see BLADE RUNNER in 4DX holy shit.
And in the end it... actually...
Man some people sure were on the wrong side of the first draft of history.
Journalists rn https://twitter.
@davidhsiegel They're all in the administration now.
@juliadahl @AndrewMeier1 @JournoDesign @RaySuarezNews @bdeskin I enjoyed being able to spend time with actual real journalists thank you!
9/20/2014 smh https://twitter.
That's what I like to see. https://twitter.
the bittersweet taste of hot grits @cmdrtaco /a-pre-history-of-slashdot-6403341dabae" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
@jlax @NYMag @jpressler Sending a USB key and a metal file in a folder of Pentatonix sheet music.
@neuey Hi!
@jlax @NYMag @jpressler Do you require extraction?
@adampash @ashleyfeinberg @emmacargo Adam is a valued leader with a good work ethic.
The title could have been “Don't sleep on this” https://www. recode.
Guess I just blew my chance of writing for the Atlantic.
@fish2000 Alexander my avatar is an Amiga floppy.
I was in the hospital with my newborn twins, and I could feel his spirit enter them when they started to cry and shit all over everything. https://twitter.
@lindsayism Thank you for your dream service.
Wheeee On Interviewing and Being Interviewed - The New School https://events. newschool.
@tressiemcphd That'll be totally fine esp if you set it up the first time and write down all their passwords for email etc.
@JPaskin Like it's a lot for a Chromebook that you use for Gmail but not one that you use to program with.
@JPaskin Nah it's got good fancy stuff.
@abwarren26 @tressiemcphd Ahhhh that makes sense I have a nerd dad who likes to tinker.
@tressiemcphd The price diff is because the Chromebook puts everything online so you have smaller disk etc.
@tressiemcphd If they need Word or love to play some game go with an Asus, Lenovo, etc. Windows 10.
@tressiemcphd If they can/will use Google Docs and have good Internet get an Asus Chromebook Flip (turns into a tablet, $250). What public schools use.
@chrislhayes @ChrisDanforth Except these last months of relentless jitter.
@michelet Oh I TRULY wanted to be there. But Mo is sick and my kids had other plans.
“The key,“ said Saru seductively to Captain Lorca, “is to let the sugar caramelize just a... tiny...
I'm writing fan fiction about the doomed love between the AIs aboard the USS Glenn and the USS Discovery. Because I ship ships.
http://thehill.
pbs what are you trying to do to me https://twitter.
@jackrusher @mariyastrauss More like... a face...
@mariyastrauss I can't live in this world of normal, well-intentioned people who like great music and good times.
Twitter is the exact opposite of listening to Full Moon Fever while driving to Dairy Queen in a crappy Subaru after a night game.
I keep listening to Tom Petty and thinking that life is bittersweet but beautiful, and all the roads are open. It's throwing me off my game.
@heatheremerrick it's so good. all corporate memberships so no one goes.
oh ffs https://motherboard. vice.
It's an actual interview on interviews. https://twitter.
@christinee515 @PostlightStudio Is this in the #vegan channel?
@dphiffer we've got a long road but ... that'd be great!
@dphiffer If you're six you really want to (Minecraft).
@dphiffer Or, you know, whatever Bret is doing.
@dphiffer The OS of the future is a single chat window with stickers instead of icons.
@dphiffer They're over the moon. They'd prefer iPads but they're learning.
@dphiffer No, it ended up being kind of expensive and complex all in and was more about me than them. Chromebooks that flip to tablets.
@kerns I'd settle for first party.
I've been teaching six year olds to use computers and let me tell you, no one in the tech industry should be going home early.
I hate when I look at a website and my brain starts playing startup ukelele music.
@holden It was good!
@bn2b We didn't even know at the time but it was just solid about parsing all the shit and basically working all the time.
The cloud is great for users because it's cheap as hell, but god it sucks for usability. https://twitter.
Then again the largest company in the world can't make desktop search usable. Google Desktop Search was good, though, RIP.
I just want to search through a folder and have files I actually personally created in this life show up.
Dropbox has deemphasized the thing it does beautifully to emphasize the things everyone does poorly. https://twitter.
@tomcoates @ukglo @deflatermouse @stewart https://twitter.
That is objectively a lot of views. https://twitter.
Our friend @gob is working hard to build a digital-first Obama Foundation. Here're the details, in podcast form: https://trackchanges.
Well, that's Monday.
@tedleo Always delete!
@joeyalison Oh yeah I've seen this before, this is from when houses had murder ponds.
Building digital tools for active citizenship: this week Paul and Rich talk to Glenn Brown, the chief digital officer at the Obama Foundation. The conversation works through each major stop in his career, from Harvard Law (including the Berkman Klein Center for Internet & Society) to Creative Commons to Google and YouTube to Twitter to his current role.
@sanarao https://twitter.
What the hell am I going to add to this mix tape now?
@BradyDale @max_read No one would run their stupid mouth on this sad day but there is a strong anti-Wilbury contingent in the world of people with bad opinions.
@max_read I'm a Wilbury apologist too and I agree. RIP Tom.
@sanarao It was three years ago and I apologize for nothing.
I'm doing something weird Thursday evening: I'm on a panel! Talking about interviewing people.
@tolar Tugs are the best.
Looked up from my infinite horrors device to see a tugboat pushing a big barge under the Brooklyn Bridge. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@rebeccablood @anildash @mathowie No it's fair, literally all of this is very exhausting. I think seeing utopia smashed into pieces by brutes is psychically really damaging.
@rebeccablood @anildash @mathowie Meaning that the sheep all died of a disease so you had to get work in the button factory?
@rebeccablood @mathowie Yes I remember this. I mean she was right about this, too.
@rebeccablood @mathowie Right but that's different from fixing the Tweets.
@rebeccablood @mathowie I believe that she said publicly that she felt her attacker's imprisonment for vague “hacking” was unjust.
I mean I love this thing and no one is mean to me here in any way that matters and I still think about quitting every single day.
Look, everyone is coming for Twitter right now, but remember, its problems are very bad and the way it communicates is terrible.
@goldman @iano Never followed up but I assume it saw the value of eliminating animal protein from its diet.
@goldman @iano Fun fact once at my college someone went vegan and started to feed their roommate's Venus flytrap hummus.
@ashleyfeinberg @max_read They are going to eat some fucking salad.
@gretared @tcarmody "They took the ride. " Is a sterling kicker tho.
@mathbabedotorg Next year. They'll be seven.
@mathbabedotorg Wait are you up at Ft. Tryon?
Is Health Care a Right? | The New Yorker https://www.
Welcome to a world of 280 characters. https://twitter.
@tressiemcphd The water part is always broken which helps keep me humble.
@tressiemcphd Ice dispenser built into the freezer door.
https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@hmason @phooky @GrantCuster My CSS feed reader just shows me lots of overlapping red boxes.
@DTretweet @onthemedia There are people like Ursula Franklin, Ellen Ullman, and @zeynep . I encourage everyone to sign up for https://catless.
@sannewman what does the style guide say about this one https://m. phys.
@phooky @john_overholt I like the slightly more reserved and literary “Library of...
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
@waxpancake https://twitter.
this is so real https://twitter.
This IS a perfect little-kid dream. https://twitter.
@zentree @shabbychef @richziade Steve got me deep into audio collage and also learned so much Perl so fast. We had the dumbest fun.
@patbits @PostlightStudio The former President never had that problem but wants you to know he understands.
@theodoreross @PostlightStudio Yes, Ted, former President of the United States Barack Obama will be here at our office, eating sliders and cheese from Morton Williams.
Everybody come on by @PostlightStudio tonight and hang with the Obama Foundation okay? https://www.
@RickWebb Oh hell yes of course! Everyone gets paid and on to the next one.
Incredibly grateful @shabbychef was my college roommate. https://www.
If you die on Twitter you die in real life.
@matthewfamularo I tried but my rappelling gear is all messed up from sneaking into the Facebook event.
@juliettecezzar GUESS THE WEATHER!
Oh yeah Twitter went to 280 characters right before dudes on Twitter could publish their weird “I was 12 at the drugstore” Playboy memories.
@bennettradio @onthemedia Thank you, Charlie!
@RickWebb Right? You're putting on A SHOW.
@harrisj The jeans. Also it's Ad Week.
@jennschiffer I'm just sitting watching everyone be a busy bee for a while this is so experiential!
I just saw 30 ad execs walk down 5th Ave and the collective noun should just be “a blazer of ad execs.
There are like 30 people here looking REAL BUSY working this bullshit brand dome I love it. https://twitter.
Didn't get invited to the Google Partner Event again this year even though I use Google all the time. I mean if I'm not a partner who is?
Guess what? Chicken butt!
@EvilN8 Chicken thigh?
Daughter today did Guess who? Chicken shoe!
My kids and I have entered the “Guess what? ” “Chicken butt.
@avibryant Also works if the baby is the user and the bathwater is privacy.
@ibogost @bdeskin It's just a phage you're going through.
@marcprecipice It's wasn't me it was the algorithm.
It's sad that this is sort of ohcooled in a mix of "huh" and Marissa Mayer relitigation. This is a vast human artifact now in the commons.
The Internets released an open-source auto-scaling document store with a robust search interface + machine learning today.
is it okay if i spend all my transit time reading vespa. ai docs and thinking about vespa.
@jenniferdaniel Why do you live there?
@jenniferdaniel I know but the salads are delicious.
@kevboh This is so great.
@emandel82 @jsomers My queue is full but I look forward to reading it! James Somers is a deeply informed and thoughtful writer so I expect it to be good.
This JUST-launched guide to Poetic Computation by @tchoi8 is beautiful, interesting, and full of ideas & pathways. http://poeticcomputation.
@tchoi8 No one does pathways any more and it's nice to see a return to pathways.
Maybe Oath... is good.
@seldo @zumalifeguard Is there a path towards understanding this thing? It's a beaaaast.
When you're scared, remember Disney slated Frozen 2 for Nov 2019 and their deal with the Illuminati means the world can't end before that.
@kendall @drewtoothpaste Seems it!
"Fall Gourd" is me but I was also thinking "High-strung Goodman Brown.
Can we do fun Halloween names again this year? To fight the bleakness?
God blogging is good. http://benicetobears.
I'm excited to see the even worse shrieking hellfest we can collectively build when they bulldoze a bigger opening to this idea-cloaca.
If you want 280 characters you should join my church!
Twitter is hell bent on clogging the cultural toilet huh.
@sanarao Please! Good to hear from you any time!
@sanarao Right but you're NOT blocked or muted and we're still totally normal mutual followers so... there's no fix?
@sanarao So maybe... I blocked you somehow?
@sanarao I got an email saying that they'd investigated my report of abuse BY YOU and I was like, huh what? And ignored it.
Want to hang out with Ellen Ullman, the amazing essayist on tech/culture? Come by @PostlightStudio next Weds eve!
@DreamSong77 Ding ding ding!
Here's an awkward subject: @richziade and I talk about the challenges of growing @PostlightStudio to meet demand. https://trackchanges.
@nateDscott Yep. Subscribe to this newsletter and read it every week.
“The bad times, as a manager, are easier than the good times”: this week Paul and Rich discuss a “good problem to have”—managing growth as demand for your work grows. They talk about their personal experiences at Postlight before offering up a series of tips for managing growth, including not taking on too much while still not compromising on the approach and philosophy that got you there.
Holy hell this human has guts. https://twitter.
@thecitywanderer Just pure manipulation of people's fondest desires!
@sccarmichael Assuming you want to publish your own it's WordPress. Then, yeah, Ghost.
@amandafrench I appreciate the resolution to this story!
@esouthard oh god eric what have we done https://twitter.
@PostlightStudio Or just email hello @postlight . com that is what I am going to tell you to do in the DM.
Our @postlightstudio podcast, Track Changes, needs a new editor. WE record in ProTools, YOU do light edit/write show notes.
Noooooo onnnnneeeee is tracking the illegal political ads in your Facebook feed! https://news.
@robdubbin @oliviataters did she just... organically...
Hey @robdubbin what college did @oliviataters choose?
We've definitely come a long way since then. We cut out the middleman and just elected a real estate ad as President.
This is from the Nov 22 1917 NY Herald Tribune, it LOOKS like Wilhelm II is calling an end to the war but it's ACTUALLY a real estate ad. https://twitter.
@justonlyjohn @AdamOPrice no this is the best drummer to ever live https://twitter.
The entire economy is about to be driven by machine learning so this is a helluva thing to say. https://twitter.
Catch the light and feed the lump is now my motto. https://www.
You know an Eli Roth-directed “House With a Clock In Its Walls” starring Jack Black could be... kinda great.
@nrose Noah for God's sake.
@Skeptimom but how lucky are we to be in the world with these amazing images.
Here's the source: http://tincanforest. tumblr.
ah god i'm a dummy it's SIGNED http://tincanforest.
Also I cannot find this artist, they were on Tumblr and I wanted to buy a print so bad.
Let's be ready this year. https://twitter.
@beerSpillPhil @onthemedia Thank you!
here have five minutes of beautiful charming whimsy jammed right into your whimsy socket http://alexanderperrin. com.
@waldojaquith Icing piping bag! You may have one!
@mathbabedotorg Thank you!
@mathbabedotorg I'm really well known for my magnificence.
actually... not a bad playlist https://open.
@leahfinnegan this is just...
@jpotisch That's very kind. It's a MESSSSSS.
I haven't listened yet, I practice a form of passive indirect listening and just wait for people to tell me I'm wrong.
If you want to hear me say, “well, it's complicated, and there are multiple overlapping perspectives,” tune in! https://twitter.
@chrisjohanesen It's better to know.
Have no sympathy for me I'm garbage. I just think about that ad every time I write.
I'm trying to write for a magazine and I keep thinking of this AT&T commercial from 1986. “EDITOR, WHAT'S MISSING?
“A man who would letterspace lower case would steal sheep. ” —Frederic Goudy https://twitter.
It's important to remember that even our most treasured institutions are capable of serious mistakes.
You ever wonder what the “FUSILLI YOU CRAZY BASTARD” pasta piece's voice sounds like? https://www.
My daughter had a full screaming meltdown because she was frustrated with Spotify's UX and I just thought, I'm sorry I made you this way.
@studiesincrap alan...
He should let those kids out of his shed! https://twitter.
@harrisj You need to go back in time and install Google Desktop Search.
@shelbydavis @MorningEdition @onthemedia I get around.
@jeremyzilar I mean, most, to varying degrees!
Paul Ford explores the ethical standards that Google and Facebook should follow regarding content regulation.
@LorenDavie i mean http://www. thehandandeye.
@never99percent It was the most fun I had yesterday.
just asking https://trackchanges. postlight.
What, @ObamaFoundation asked, makes a digital citizen? WHAT INDEED, I answered.
@nzle What about Colonial Autumn?
@ianadelman Right? Also, I identify spaces like that as places of comfort.
What a lovely and surprising piece on archives both locally and in general! https://twitter.
@mariabustillos Hahahah yes.
Sometimes I wonder what it was like to be Oasis's accountant. https://twitter.
On Being a Good Platform Citizen A while ago the Obama Foundation (Full disclosure: they are a much-appreciated Postlight client! Secondary disclosure: we’re hosting an event with them next Thursday, you should come .
A while ago the Obama Foundation (Full disclosure: they are a much-appreciated Postlight client!) asked an important general question: “What makes a ...
@ianadelman Shit that's a quality shelf of books.
@richziade That link 404s which makes this tweet a hell of a thing.
It feels like maybe standards are slipping up in the big Gootch.
@never99percent Exactly, there are potato bugs in the scarecrows and I've got a slide whistle, you nailed this.
@saucebauce44 that's the thing you don't even know it's the game but...
Public school means my little boy is in a class with different kinds of learners—because he's a helper. I want him to learn THAT skill.
Plus in Brooklyn at least you'll have your choice of DonorsChoose projects to anonymously support.
... for the fundraiser!
All my liberal white guilt parent friends—try public school. BLAMMO, you have a diverse community that'll put you to work making popcorn...
And yeah I know, society must be de-schooled, etc. But my kids are learning to live and get along in a very real world at their Brooklyn PS.
I really like this defense of public schools as incubators of citizenship. https://www.
Hey, do-gooder! Come to @PostlightStudio NEXT THURS 9/28 6:30PM & talk CIVIC TECH with your pals, @ObamaFoundation .
This is... just the adult version of Pokemon Go.
look at this excellent thing our government is doing http://labs. loc.
@JPaskin I think eventually we end up on the other side and just expect to get dragged. It's survivable!
Look at Oliver's little face in the original poster! https://twitter.
Tom Lehrer is alive and assumedly watching all of this unfold.
I kind of liked Tangerine too.
@isabel_klee How does... she...
@abackstrom It would take so little corporate energy to address this and for that company to affirm your right to exist. It's very shameful.
Gina! Happy Birthday!
We had the good fortune to talk to @AnnaHolmes about @topicstories on our very own podcast! https://trackchanges.
@hananc I got a little money once because I advised an FB-acquired company. These things are vast and have tons of good people, which gives me hope!
I got so frustrated this morning I wrote my own PR statement from a universe in which Facebook takes ethnic cleansing seriously. https://twitter.
“Your honor, I was only striving for a superior experience for all our users!
This is how Facebook replies when it's accused of abetting genocide. https://twitter.
@quinnnorton @dansinker @katzish I'm a bot.
@sophaskins RIP York St. F stop.
@sophaskins I'm sorry Sophie but a real estate person said it so it's true now.
Amazon should move to Ditmas.
I'm just trying to conceive of how this wouldn't be a vast shitshow that screws whole neighborhoods. I can't.
I truly do want to see the savage unstoppable Internet company meet the corrupt immovable force of NYC real estate. Pure $hitlympics.
Oh yes that's right thaaaat's the good stuff. https://twitter.
Just put it in Barclays. https://twitter.
At least it's not homeopathic. https://twitter.
@osulop Wasn't me.
@iano they wrote the spec and everything https://github.
yeahhhhhhh a facebook php fork that won't be compatible with php now we're cooking with [oven explodes] http://hhvm. com/blog/2017/09/18/the-future-of-hhvm.
New horizons in digital media: this week Paul and Rich talk to Anna Holmes, the founder of Jezebel and current SVP of Editorial at First Look Media, where she recently launched the visual storytelling site Topic. com.
I guess part of getting a little older is seeing that you can run Slack in Emacs, thinking “fun,” and moving on.
@robynkanner could be worse. could be the national.
@shabbychef hell yes but also send to hello @postlight .
@vsaarinen @anildash @leahculver Yeah that was the one painful gap, glad it got closed up.
We have like three T-shirts left over from the holidays. hello @postlight .
@anildash @leahculver I HATED it. But the threads were better.
@leahculver Threads are in the main channel but with different colors. Easy to kick off new threads.
@leahculver The one in Flowdock was missing a few key features but it was pretty good!
Yes but would it have a confusing implementation of threads. https://twitter.
@like_crack Oh shit now it's complicated.
@tressiemcphd 100% saving this for next year.
But no one will be eating a large piece of rubber. https://twitter.
Anyway about 60 kids should be perfectly happy and hopefully ten can overlook a few loose Fruit Loops. It's not our finest moment tbh.
Of course the marshmallows are now kind of congealed but the cereal isn't fully mixed so we just sort of do a lot of smushing.
Until FINALLY. I spot it.
So that was the next thirty minutes. Take blobs apart, put them back together.
But you can't ethically feed a random kid a spatula. I didn't even need to check the manual.
It's 9PM. We've told our children we'd have treats for all of their classmates.
I just pulled it up, and it's missing its tip. Wife saw me staring.
And! Somewhere in there stirring a huge halal-marshmallow-cereal-blob the spatula tip broke off.
Turns out halal marshmallows are DENSE. I stirred in the big lobster pot with a silicon spatula, until my hand fell asleep.
Peanut allergies, but no vegans, and lots of Muslim kids. So: Rice Krispies + Fruit Loops treats, with halal marshmallows.
So our twins turned 6 and we offered to make treats for their first grade class. Which means 70 treats (Brooklyn 1st grades + teachers).
I will travel across the land/Searching far and wide/See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding/But no one knows, how deep it goes https://twitter.
I was just cleaning behind a desk and a cat that loved that spot and died last year caused me a 3-Benadryl meltdown. You win, ghost cat.
I still think of NYT-formatted headlines ALL THE TIME. This morning: “With a ‘Whoomp’, it Is There.
sweet blessed poopleberries this is a nice piece of work https://twitter.
@maureenflaherty Two wedding pix and... https://twitter.
I got hitched up with @maureenflaherty on September 15, 2007. Thankful I went to Gowanus Canal Cleanup Day in 2002.
@rustyk5 There's nooooo excuse. None.
@richziade @goldman @patbits Why do this now, when things are going well.
Baby, you know you can't trust AI, that's just some Bayesian bullshit baby. You're tired, we need some time at the lake.
To stop this bullshit, train a neural net to identify men who look like cheaters. Then market that to the wives of men in law enforcement.
@richziade @patbits We need to discuss this.
I'm a little tired and also super angry about most user experiences right now.
@hels @matt_levine I'm a bot.
@hels @matt_levine No but I think I'm wrong.
@silviakillings I have absolutely no memory of writing this.
@hels @matt_levine There's this failed essay in my brain that explains Dark Enlightenment rhetoric + troll culture as offshoots of Whole Earth cyberculture.
It's all talking poop and 3D dinosaurs and absolutely amazing platform technologies that only corporations understand from here on out.
APPLE: OH LOOK A DINOSAUR AT THE BASKETBALL GAME. It's just dumb dumb dumb dumb, no wit, no joy.
I'm not opposed to them even but that dancing hot dog, that was some good shit, and lady hot dog too.
Those animated emojis are fun but they're also trash. Apple will tell some story about human expression but they're garbage for idiots.
This is great, this is a TALENTED team, and they did a ton of homework to get it right. https://twitter.
@chrisdary @PostlightStudio heheheheh your product looks great though!
@leahfinnegan you know what would be worse? “we bought you some slippers.
@adrjeffries That startup that calls itself Bodega.
We lu @BradyDale https://twitter.
In the @PostlightStudio $NEWSLETTER—Drew Bell on losing your way in an era of great templates and high standards https://trackchanges. postlight.
Good to see genius Sandra Boynton living a good life but this profile completely glosses over the chocoholism. https://www.
@dphiffer @textfiles This bad idea will be bought by VENDOMATIC SYSTEMS GMBh or something.
@dphiffer @textfiles I think microdelivery is gonna get owned by vast incumbents post-haste. No way Amazon wants that consumer intention data elsewhere.
@textfiles No! But it got everyone all angry.
@matt_levine Hmm this is interesting to think through because I think a lot of disruption ethos IS troll ethos.
I think we're all getting played here. It's sort of the next gen "box of awesome stuff" startup with some handshaking and a woman in a hat.
Calling a Eames-lite combo of garage door opener and minibar “Bodega” is trolling or ignorance, both of which should give investors pause.
And I just met you https://twitter.
Hard to care about Apple much in 2017.
Roger Waters has cut out the transphobic Trump in a dress bullshit and flashed a BLM sign on the big screen so my adolescence is saved.
I'm at this Roger Waters concert right now and can I just say fuck Margaret Thatcher. https://twitter.
@tressiemcphd IDK @JessieNYC came by the office today and I was telling her how your Digital Sociologies syllabus is great?
@tealtan I leaned so far I planked.
@BillSeitz I mean it makes sense when you think about it.
@anildash @robpegoraro I like technology I guess.
@anildash @robpegoraro I just don't even have the will.
The earth looks round here but don't we owe it to ourselves to find an op-ed writer willing to challenge perception. https://www.
@isabel_klee I just don't want everyone to yell at me on Slack.
Rich and me are talking about security and it veers into the extremely awkward story of how we made our first $20. https://trackchanges.
@speckledwords @PostlightStudio I guess... Wasabi Wednesday could be a thing?
@Tyrangiel You're hired!
@tolar NYC politics goes deep.
@FNZebra I assure that our tacos are fresh.
Correction: A previous tweet misidentified the tacos as being connected to Tuesday's Apple event. The tacos are for Wednesday office lunch.
@PostlightStudio Oh whoops thank you that's right tacos are Wednesday.
@_cynar Yeah none of that was to argue against your original point of how bad it is. So bad it almost looks intentional.
The entire @PostlightStudio office has blocked the Apple keynote on their calendars. We're also having tacos.
I got sweat on my ballot and the ink spread and the machine rejected it so I had to get another one and not sweat on it and everyone stared.
@_cynar (Wait usually it's on the mailing label.
@_cynar The guides are a shameful disaster, although this DA report card on CJ reform helps? https://twitter.
I wonder if they woke up the President to tell him.
@emilynussbaum @doree Idk my wife's grandmother used to go to Ponderosa and dump chicken into a handbag she'd lined with plastic wrap.
@ddt @DesignerHangout Very kind, thank you!
@ddt @DesignerHangout Please!!!
@ddt Yep, that is the case.
How does Postlight tackle security challenges? This week Paul and Rich begin the episode with takeaways from the Apple iPhone announcement (which they had not yet heard at the time of recording) before diving into a wide-ranging discussion on digital security, from personal worries to the Equifax breach to the steps they take as a company to ensure clients’ data safety.
@abackstrom @sophaskins oh...
@sophaskins I just find it sooooo soothing to think about the colo.
@sophaskins Are our bodies just the physical carrier waves for brand messaging.
@sophaskins I wonder if I saw your tweet and it lodged in my brain for retrieval months later when I saw the ad. Is this how brands work now.
@sophaskins Hahahah yes exactly. Like all of the best advertising it's aspirational.
This is the first dynamically-delivered banner ad that I've seen (on NYT) that actually made me go, yes, this is truly right for me. https://twitter.
@isabel_klee @ginatrapani @ChoosePippa @PostlightStudio Welcome!!!
Yes I am aware that is a fucking stupid tweet but, America.
@rebeccablood Me too. We would have had so much to fight about!
There is a lot of evidence against people being good, much of it here on Twitter. Nonetheless there is much evidence of people being good.
Leslie lost a large number of friends in the attack, and was sometimes a CHALLENGING friend, but that was what she wrote.
Leslie Harpold (RIP), 9/13/2001 http://web. archive.
This is not how you load a dishwasher. https://twitter.
@harrisj https://twitter.
This thing is real, real good. It has no answers or resolution and no one comes out wiser or better.
This amazing Cincinatti Enquirer week-of-heroin feature gets excruciating and then you realize it's just Tuesday. http://www.
@harrisj I'm so happy, this is great C O N T E N T.
@harrisj Nothing but respect for my president. https://twitter.
The Amazon erotic amulet scene is really something.
@harrisj Didn't check but most likely that or even more.
Every product and sponsored product on the page for the fairy riding a motorcycle is amazing https://www. amazon.
@post_prufrock at $129 it's a little steep how do you feel about https://twitter.
@harrisj One day you get promoted to tattooes.
Always remember https://youtu. be/KXnF7fCCVzY?
@harrisj Exactly!
There was a time where I might have made fun of that stuff but more and more I understand the desire to buy a tiny fairy on a motorcycle.
We were waiting for the bus in Brighton Beach and saw some fantastic stuff in a gift store window. https://twitter.
@simonhg I mean there's always the jitterbug https://www. greatcall.
“Bypassing paywalls” is the #1 reason America's elderly stay alive.
Anyway he's fine, he's put up at an old-folks home and I'm sure he's fully occupied figuring out ways not to pay for the NYTimes.
His ability to buy the worst technology astounds me. He bought an Android tablet at Walgreens where touch was misaligned by three inches.
My 85-yo dad got evacuated in FL. I called to check in and we just talked for a while about how his $80 Chromebook was garbage.
@vboykis It gets much much worse. Still fun, though.
#nice https://twitter.
“Fact, color, quote. Fact, color, quote.
@karenmcgrane And the other person will stop worrying that their simple corporeal existence is punishing and horrible to everyone else.
@karenmcgrane Oh! Totally.
@rynbtmn Thank you, Ryan!
I get angry with the UX on Spotify on iOS but I love the ability to preview new music. I should check their blo— https://community.
@bitinn David—it's a long game and you need to chill. There are three years of photos in the queue.
@ranimolla @patbits I've been saying it for years, Patrick is excellent.
When ancient royalty is combined with delicious baked treats... the result is TERROR...
@rustyk5 @JPaskin @PostlightStudio Just walked thru the memorial on my way to the bus thinking about our country.
@bn2b What if this is the infinite torture reality?
@kjhealy @maureenflaherty It feels like it never ever ends.
I built a system that recognizes AI researchers and gives them swirlies.
@stribs It's the best!
@MadelinePopelka @PJVogt @AGoldmund Just whisper quietly, they hear.
@hmason Hilary... your journey...
In all seriousness if I were LinkedIn I would put in a conditional to make this read, “You appeared in almost 70 searches this week. ” https://twitter.
@DanielZarick @goldman Not a real job, because the only real job is here. At Postlight.
@DanielZarick @goldman Got a desk for both of you right here.
@bdeskin With! We love people who can tell us what's up and deliver bad news efficiently.
@firefox @anildash @ironiridis @SKisContent You're in luck because Anil's tweets are all available under the Thirst Public License.
I still subscribe to Hollow Lives Monthly.
Where am I gonna get duchess news now.
Come blow up the world as Director of Product Management at @postlightstudio in NYC! I wrote up details.
@ironiridis @SKisContent @firefox Fwiw I'm always glad to see my old pal @firefox in the mentions! They hired me to give a talk once.
@AndrewEssex (Sobs) And I know this is difficult, but the time has come to cut the cord.
Postlight Is Seeking a Director of Product Management in NYC (plus Product Managers and Product Designers) Hope you like exposed brick because you’re about to get a lot of it Hello, world. Postlight, our digital product studio at 101 5th Ave in NYC, is seeing a lot of growth.
@theodoreross @Toupee And the process works! More complex systems wouldn't make a better monthly.
@theodoreross @Toupee Less filesharing and more workflow. Systems like K5.
Giant company: We are geniuses worth a trillion dollars. Me: I would like to log into two different accounts at once.
@theodoreross @Toupee (Not a scientific survey.
@theodoreross @Toupee Depends on the pace. Less urgent with monthlies.
@polyrhythmic No! Just a thought.
Last night @topolsky and I sat down with vodka and LaCroix and stumbled through his 100th podcast ep. https://overcast.
This is an amazing package on a brutal subject. Glad we get to work with @mccarthyryanj and the folks @ @vicenews .
This human truly understands shipping vast products at vast scale so if that's what you're into have I got the PODCAST FOR YOU. https://twitter.
I... aye aye.
@Jesselansner It's actually a great show. they've mostly outgrown it but I try to appreciate it when it comes back into rotation.
my life rn https://twitter.
Scottish otter from the other room: “It's called marine mucilage.
It's the day before 1st grade and I'm working from home so I'm kinda inclined to let the last day of summer spiral out of control.
Somehow purely by whining my kids have turned “lunch” into “Order tacos from Seamless while we watch the Octonauts Christmas Special.
@harper @lauraolin A verrit is the ferret that bites your ankle to remind you that the best intentions in the world can't protect you from failure.
You say there's no good news but the Chicago Manual of Style just freaking published its SEVENTEENTH EDITION TODAY.
@buttershug Gonna be a while. I'm gonna take more walks.
@starsandrobots We just need to all adapt to multiple crispy slaw buckets instead of one incredibly dense slaw.
@starsandrobots We used to just chop the cabbage but now we slice it incredibly fine and if we slice it any finer it just won't be crispy.
@speckledwords it all becomes one!
@starsandrobots Ten years ago they were bringing a whole wheelbarrow's worth and now they bring eight wheelbarrows.
What does a computer programmer bring to the annual picnic? MORE SLAW!!!!
@VictoriaMia Got hives just thinking about it. Can't imagine.
@VictoriaMia Literally one of our greatest life nightmares right there.
There's a HUGE difference between making peace and coming to terms.
Or when Gramma Ruthy threatens to crash into the car in front of you because you won't go to mass.
You won't change minds when you slam the door behind you and go have a panic attack at the school playground.
Folks say, “Go home! Change minds!
@heatheremerrick I'm glad you brought up abortion.
@_cynar @mattdpearce So far IMO Trump hasn't been able to turn the Presidency into a channel for that hatred like he did with his campaign. He's trying though.
@_cynar @mattdpearce There's also a lot of energy in conversion stories. I used to practice WITCHCRAFT but then I met Pastor James.
@_cynar @mattdpearce Many Bay Area communists followed Jim Jones to Jonestown. They're swayed by the pattern of leadership and the tone of rhetoric.
@KllrDave Yep! Lots of fun and distraction.
We'll probably have Thanksgiving this year at a diner in a DMZ between three homes and... I'm looking forward to it!
I'm a veteran of alienated holiday shit and... you'll be happier solo, and it calms down later.
Send them a calendar invite for the Facetime. Give them time to get used to it.
Repeat calmly until the crying starts. Then—this is the move—say, “Look, I don't HATE you, I'll do a hangout or Facetime.
Last bit: You don't need some complex reason. “I'm sorry Mom I'm just not coming.
@andrewwatson Not when you hear their cover of “Linger.
Plus you're hardly the portrait of rationality these days. The trash discourse will eventually burn itself off.
We spend so much money just to be miserable. Donate the money you'd have spent on travel to Planned Parenthood and bake a squash.
Things will stabilize after a few years or when someone gets cancer or decides to leave the church or divorces your stepdad.
Holidays are just social contracts. Not to be broken lightly but if they are joyless skin-crawling nightmares don't go.
Just don't go home for Thanksgiving this year. Rather than panic for months, email them now.
@pgrizzaffi Yeah, I think computers might be a weekend morning thing. I like the idea of giving them assignments like send grandma an email.
@pgrizzaffi Twins. The whole thing is weird because you want them to use the machines, have fun with them, but not get too obsessed with them.
The challenges of product management at scale: this week Paul and Rich talk to Oren Mor, a head of product at Goldman Sachs and a former product manager at Google. They discuss his entry into the industry, making the technology behind Microsoft’s Kinect, his pivot to finance, and his return to tech at Google, where he spent years shipping ad products.
@humphd That's where I ended up too (well almost the same model).
@RobotPliers So far just a buncha optional apps for reading and math. Stuff from Scholastic, stuff like that.
Everything backed up to cloud by default, plus if one breaks it sucks but is only slightly no more expensive than other pricey kid junk.
+ Access to Android stuff, which is bad but also good because school sends home mobile software. Also: Screen protectors/keyboard covers.
Conclusion: Low-end Chromebooks. Cheaper than Pi all-in, good for video/music, parent can boot Linux Minecraft.
True, having kids is like this and not in any way like anything else. https://twitter.
@Coty @skamille This is exceptional.
this just completely overloaded my brain https://twitter.
I cannot wait to see the MISUSE section of this style guide. https://twitter.
an american flag webcam privacy guard so you can patriotically protect yourself from spying i guess https://www. amazon.
@zeynep @hmason you could split the transaction fee and credit to a common account, or lower the computational cost for miners who give a kickback.
@electraphant (I say this as someone who has bought every Rasbperry Pi.
@electraphant What's shaping up is Chromebook—TCO works out to less what Pi costs with monitors, keyboards, etc, and it has full Linux via crouton.
@anildash @seldo That has led to over 9000 talking tom gold run related meltdowns so I'm suspicious.
@hmason @zeynep It's true it was an amazing hack on the VC's pathological desire to create markets. What if...
@anildash @seldo Huh! I didn't think refurbished.
@vboykis I know, I got soap one year for Christmas! It's so strange to be a middle-class dad.
@kleinmatic Oh hmm I didn't know about crouton.
@zeynep @hmason It's wild that there's no discussion of a blockchain that's inherently community-focused right? CommonsChain or something.
I'm inclined towards the Pis. I want them to ACHIEVE their fun.
POLL: Two twin kids turning 6. Want computers (well, tablets, but no way).
Here you go https://www. youtube.
Seeing pumpkin spice products everywhere reminds me—it's time to choose a Halloween costume! https://atlassociety.
@kzwa It's... hmm.
“Western Union and Mastercard are working on creating a digital infrastructure model for refugee camps. ” https://twitter.
Anyway none of this will happen and the Democrats will probably run on cutting taxes and asphyxiate beneath a mountain of blumenthals.
@kellenw It's not negative at all. It's positive and probably the only path forward.
“Stop worrying about them takin your jobs when I'm out here makin your jobs.
“Republicans put your house underwater in 2008 and they're about to do it again.
@HPrynne 🤔... 🤔...
“We need to spend $2 trillion on real American jobs to get climate ready. The immigrant to worry about are these damn hurricanes.
Democrats could have a vast social justice AND pork barrel issue here, but 100% they'll hem and haw until Republicans claim it.
I could see coastal Republicans bravely “accepting” climate change as God's will after more cities drown, in an effort to steer pork home.
I wonder if disaster preparedness ideologies will become party planks, like abortion/charter schools. They already are.
FEMA director calling for states to “increase self-sufficiency” feels like a clue to the future. https://twitter.
At 9:46 you get to see the co-founder of Intuit say “tabular” to Cliff from Cheers https://archive.
@phooky @sophaskins remember when this was happening and it was all gonna be JavaOS https://en. wikipedia.
In my dream Google cancelled Gmail because there was a vast and terrible flood coming, and said we had to use Inbox.
this is a good point: if you don't want 440Hz illuminati TV signals to change your DNA, just get your news online https://soundcloud.
@harrisj https://twitter.
@round https://archive.
i just opened a CD-ROM of 28,000 awesome animated GIFs in my browser and it did this https://twitter.
finally https://twitter.
HMMMM. https://twitter.
Hmm. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
i'm in the "oh boy" part of the CD now https://twitter.
he miss his son https://twitter.
https://twitter.
https://twitter.
https://twitter.
smdh https://twitter.
@mariabustillos https://twitter.
i got a midlife crisis just looking at this car https://twitter.
https://twitter.
but you can just cd to the GIF dir and type: gfind . -type f -printf "<img src='%p'>\n" > index.
Got a bunch of GIF CDs from http://archive. org and started to mess around with image browsers.
@songadaymann It's good for the kids and the parents. With twins they just tell you “you have no choice.
@mendel https://github.
@tressiemcphd Heh yes. Also there is a special “Friend of the War” category for Frum, Lake, etc.
@tressiemcphd True, sourcing is hard https://harpers.
The spirals that bound us are come undone. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@worrydream Coming this fall, 2103: “Tweeting Underwater: A History of the 21st Century,” a valuable new collation cyberpenned by by Alexa Ebooks!
This essay by @worrydream was/is important and while its tone is positive it increasingly feels like a warning. http://worrydream.
It's weird to live in an era of unprecedented tech progress knowing historians will probably frame everything in terms of climate change.
Today, after 20 years in NYC, searching for kid activities, I accidentally learned there's a Museum of Public Relations here.
@GleeNorto It's so fun to see them pop up again.
@jennschiffer @PostlightStudio Wait Mambo #5 is THAT song I thought it was just like a meme thing.
@anildash @seldo SF is always trying to create a big marketplace. NYC is a big marketplace.
Please officer I can explain. https://twitter.
God Bless @washingtonpost for leaving this 20-year-old Princess Diana site up in the “/longterm/diana/” folder. http://www.
@seldo @beau_dev MetroCards produce the same beep on failure or success it makes me furious.
Please god don't milkshake duck this. https://twitter.
Giving the cat a big crazy 24-hour cardboard box party before she sneaks out into the infinite hallway. https://twitter.
@seldo I like to say “SF makes the boxes NYC fills them in. ” It's more complex than that but not totally wrong either.
@seldo This is a great place for work in finance tech, publishing tech, etc. But we have very few true platform companies.
When you're happy you made a career shift but occasionally need to remind people. https://twitter.
@lisafleisher @goldman https://www. youtube.
I was too optimistic. I guess I still think the self-coordinated response to regular disaster is the only thing we will be allowed.
It's weird to read this four years later. http://nymag.
@tolar My narcissism requires more context.
POLL: How are your levels?
@kjhealy And some Amazon banner ads.
This screenshot is the opposite of everything I believe. https://twitter.
The Nashville Statement is badly-written trash by cruel assholes who can forgive any sin but love plus their mobile website is garbage.
So Google gets a scholar fired. I mean imagine if you went to a doctor who said you were sick.
I deleted it it didn't do anything good. Should have been obvious to both parties what was going on.
It's a freaking struggle to get things moving in my brain these days.
I know this is just a silly conceit turned into a few hundred words but I need to get shit out there so I can figure out what works again.
@Bitchinville Oh wow exactly, I'm erasing that, that's from a bot that auto-posts pictures from a folder from five years ago.
@therealfitz @mattcutts @patrickc I don't know why I worry so, my inbox is actually just 120,000 attempts to schedule one meeting.
@mattcutts @patrickc I mean you gotta hear both sides.
@mattcutts @patrickc On one hand, he's the CEO of Stripe and you're running USDS, but on the other hand, a bunch of random people clicked on my Twitter poll.
@feartomorrow I don't think there is any escape.
@craigmod Pens, pencils, chapsticks, scissor handles, pill bottles, lotion bottles, water bottles, etc. I finally just bought a chew toy for humans.
@jpotisch Oh I did not process this. I'm pretty dedicated to it on web and mobile so I might as well.
@mulegirl @livlab I'm able to update exactly one thing at a time and then I freak out and leave.
There is a part of me that knows but that refuses to admit that I truly need to spend much, much more time on my LinkedIn profile.
@seldo Yeah I know I think I'm going to delete it. Library of Congress already has it but that's enough.
Important note: During times of anxiety, which is about 75% of my waking life, I tend to chew little plastic things.
POLL: Yubikey or Authenticator app?
@seldo Look I want to deliver a solid js-related burn here, but that's immense and impressive scale and you should be proud. Congratulations.
@mvsyyz This is the era that thought Sam Kinison told it like it was.
@michaelbierut @TBWAChiatLA But I remember the type and the concept made a HUGE impression. You could rebrand a concept!
@michaelbierut @TBWAChiatLA I was very new to the city when it came out and just barely learning the industry and I remember reading AdAge and trying to understand.
The kids and me were hanging out on the library steps with 15 minutes to kill, and I eventually realized we could just go inside and read. https://twitter.
@goldman There have been so many it's terrible.
We tried to tell you about your weak ties. https://twitter.
This is a hell of a thing to read after 20 years.
https://twitter.
TV was once so universally hated that it had to run this ad campaign. https://twitter.
@robert4nier Just find an experienced person and pay them for advice. It's a deeply risky field and pricing has countless variables.
@robert4nier Not yet. If we have capacity to take work for equity we tend to do projects for ourselves.
@mmcwatters Thank you, Michael!
I goof around on Twitter. Plus the amount of bullshit and self-pandering in this industry is staggering.
I am very proud of what we built. If you love the impact of launching good products, whoever you are, you will be proud to be here too.
We're growing, we're building careers, we keep getting better, and our work is excellent.
@amyhoy Oh totally I can do awkward conversation anywhere.
Postlight is: Challenging product work, done during normal office hours, by adult humans, for global media, finance, and NGO clients.
#op -192607-product-designer" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.
My DMs too. Also love to talk to product designers.
I can't stop thinking of seasteads filled with “patients” incapable of escape. https://arstechnica.
@kfan @maura I seriously knew him when.
An island in a lake in a volcano in a lake on an island. This is how it's supposed to be, despite what your gender studies professor says.
@kevboh This is a one in 500 year tweet.
(The vast clicking noise you hear is every “gender studies professor” in the world screenshotting this for use in class. ) https://twitter.
Welcome, BuzzFeeᴅ. Seriously.
@TheMFingChisa I can see them giving him the Segways and him getting all excited and taking them to Realworld and going, yeah. This will work.
What makes a good meeting? This week Paul and Rich set out to break down everyone’s least-favorite part of the workday—the meeting—but they wind up breaking down complicated office management dynamics along the way.
One thing about Twitter is you always feel like you're interrupting and there is no shortage of people to tell you that you are.
Life goes on for most of the world, as it did during 9/11, Blackout, Sandy. Just how things are.
My instinct, having given money to Houston and having no other way I can/am going to help, is just to get off the network for the day.
The tension between Twitter being a media source and Twitter being a social network is highest when terrible things are unfolding somewhere.
@buttershug It's gone from bad to worse.
@510home @michaelhazani Wait wait you can download XP for free as a VM for browser testing. Although this is pretty good too tho.
A friend's 3-year-old at the playground gave me a spontaneous hug. Then asked me when my baby would come out of my belly.
@michaelhazani @510home They're all up on http://archive. org now but a little hard to emulate.
tfw when the games don't have frontiers https://twitter.
I love this because halfway through you can kind of see Peter Gabriel going, shit. https://twitter.
@shabbychef https://twitter.
@guydeboredom I still think about Sqwubbsy all the time. https://twitter.
I love Peter Gabriel so much but here he is performing Games Without Frontiers zipping around the stage on a Segway. https://archive.
I don't think I ever realized how good his band was.
https://archive.
You, informed: Well what about the copyr— Me, pressing finger into your lips: Shhhhhhhh. https://twitter.
@kendall I mean it's like, if Naomi Klein and Jane Jacobs did peyote and described their worst nightmare of street life, but it's also SO SHINY.
@kendall It's VERY supervised now, esp after 9/11, BUT we get a kind of pseudo-European (but bathroom-free :/ ) "plaza" which NYC desperately needs.
@kendall It's an interesting place because the commercial opportunity is as much or more in the advertising than the ground-level commerce.
@kendall THAT part of its character is pretty changed.
@kendall Oh yeah. Whoooosh.
Roughly the same view, I think. https://twitter.
@kendall Oh yeah that's 100% 1978 or right after; Eubie! was a 1978 production.
My kids are watching Pokémon YouTube and dude said, “We brought our DSes to my cousin's memorial service. He was 15.
@mariabustillos @bluechoochoo I trust both of you to be considered and fair, and to harshly interrogate your own biases in the interest of justice.
@bluechoochoo @mariabustillos The key thing for me was passing judgment on the defendant, AND the whole TL.
@bluechoochoo @mariabustillos I feel that Internet Court is a sadly underexplored concept and the execution here was just excellent.
@StarleeKine Trump will do far more damage no doubt.
@_cynar Every single day of my Spotify-abusing existence.
Arpaio is probably the single worst person in America. I'm not sure who is worse.
This article in 2001 showed how Arpaio (100% a monster) used his power to make Napolitano and McCain complicit. https://harpers.
A human should never have to say or write these words. https://twitter.
Yep. Twitter is a bad place for sincerity but I've been thinking of TX friends for days and hoping they stay safe.
@john_overholt @OddLetters Danzas.
my mom just sent me this https://twitter.
These are so sleazy and wrong, and some of them are beautiful and full of love. https://twitter.
I know this sounds like I'm setting up a joke but I'm curious.
Nerds: Why are circuit boards usually green?
@rustyk5 My scrapbook is almost out of pages for the impeachment predictions and Rogue* accounts. But I will treasure this nightmare forever.
God this summer just flew by between the weather and the seashore and my kids and the Republican support for a white supremacist uprising.
When I can't sleep I watch this old video of our babies sorting cans of beans. https://www.
In retrospect five years later this aged both poorly and very well.
Oh nothin' just ideatin'.
Today, balcony tomato plants are fun. Tomorrow, Amazon GrappleDrones will pick them and deliver them to the closest Whole Foods salad bars.
@JPaskin “ON YOUR LEFT.
@goldman Torn between violent agreement and public school diatribe rn gonna stick with ❤️❤️❤️.
Instamilgram https://twitter.
@kzwa This is a great song.
Our @PostlightStudio built a responsive web platform for the @villagevoice that continues to publish every day. https://mobile.
@mathowie @PostlightStudio Matt let's make a home blogging Ubuntu install/Dropbox for Pi. http://Blogstick.
@abackstrom I have no idea what's going on with it but my god it speaks to me.
I just keep expecting her to turn to me and say, eyes closed, “Father, now is the summoning.
Sometimes, I'm holding my daughter as she shudders and screams from night terrors, unreachable by love or reason, and think—what do you SEE?
@claydumas @elizabethminkel I need more claps.
Speaking of decentralization, here's a conference on offline networks! https://twitter.
@maureenflaherty @Cruftbox It's good to be reminded how much we will miss them later.
@elizabethminkel I really appreciate your support!
@elizabethminkel Elizabeth, I got 500 claps on a post and it was cool.
@phooky I snugglekissed this tweet.
I kind of like the claps.
@maureenflaherty I had cleaned up the sugar! But it gets everywhere.
@seldo Wait until WebAssembly, then you can have both.
@hananc @PostlightStudio @richziade Morning Hanan! Nice to hear from you.
@g_macrae (And thank you!
@g_macrae Main job would probably be something in technology. And he very well could be a REALLY enthusiastic dad.
@g_macrae I think he would be really into producing weird little indie/synth albums and that he'd be having fun getting stuff on Spotify.
@mulegirl I gave up.
This is such a freakshow.
Decentralize It! Very centralized There’s a good research report that was just published.
There’s a good research report that was just published. It’s called “Defending Internet Freedom through Decentralization: Back to the ...
I personally cannot stop thinking about this entire teapot. https://twitter.
When's today's eclipse?
He will be back on his bullshit the minute Kelly goes to the bathroom.
The... ratio https://twitter.
@goldman All the monuments.
I guess in retrospect Firefly was a TV show about a sexually-frustrated shipping supervisor who was violently infatuated with a sex worker.
I know this is off topic but nachos are named after a guy. https://en.
@hunter_chomsky they seem happy.
here is a married couple who live on a small boat in NYC all winter https://vimeo.
After all the excitement and stress about the #eclipse it's time to make some time... for #meclipse .
@katienotopoulos They do these at camp and they call them lanyards or box lanyards and they cause a shitload of kid tears.
Crazy how many nerds are acting like they've seen the sun before.
@ashmeetsidana Thanks, Ashmeet! That's very kind.
Ot warmup I just lowked at the sun for fibe minyhtes strwight and i an totaltgfy fime.
@songadaymann @footage You might even say this video about atomic energy... is MEGARAD.
Pretty excited to see America's last eclipse!
this tweet is aging like fine wine https://twitter.
@timbray I had the same thought! “Well at least this is forthright about what's probably happening in memory.
I know the web is a big deal now but it's good to remember that its origins are in doofy utopianism and just really messing with people.
Update: I have migrated a codebase from PHP3 to PHP7 (they got rid of split, it's explode now).
@jrobertlennon I had to look it up; it was for asphodel, that greeny flower and it didn't perform very well https://twitter.
I would like to humbly suggest that banner ads for feminism is still a good idea.
There is what I have the skill to say, there is what an audience has knowledge enough to hear, and in-between is a vast and thrilling chasm.
@jrobertlennon I mean that's an important and steady presence in my life.
https://twitter.
so like i'd run these little ads on my own sites. so i built the server stuff and the memcache layer and the fake ad network company.
https://twitter.
oh right the idea was i'd make ads for the things I'd like https://twitter.
jesus here it is http://web. archive.
Oh cool another django app I made... to...
I've been migrating all my old random servers (Ftrain, etc) onto one cheap server to save money and I am never doing any more projects.
I was going to delete it but now I can't. https://twitter.
The eclipse is overshadowing politics.
Kids just asked why I Tweeter all day. Taking a few days off.
@fivetonsflax @laura_hudson Real. Harper's Readings Section is found documents.
@espiers @dandrezner I think this is a totally sensible hypothesis.
@bn2b I lacked even the most basic followthrough even for that.
https://twitter.
https://twitter.
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@TheMFingChisa after graduation then. you'll love it.
@TheMFingChisa have you read the three body problem?
@rustyk5 I'm okay with the answer to "what did you do in the crisis dad" being "walked you to school and protested and made money, gave some away.
The people on the ground are leading and we are following. That's how I feel.
I'm in a liberal bubble and staying there for now. I am not an activist or brave.
But to tweet at people that violence is bad, expecting strangers who protest to be saintlike, feels shallow and suspect.
Nonviolence is utterly different than preserving order. It reveals moral chaos.
I don't think it's ethical to ask people to practice nonviolence unless you set the example with your own activism.
@HotheFineKitchn Thank you! That's kind and confidence-building.
@rgodfrey Ugh. Just as a professional she is terrible.
@goldman It's so dreadful seeing the pain on people's faces.
Man that woman in the middle is not a very sympathetic character. https://twitter.
And yes I know science proves that frogs are mammals that don't actually exist.
At a certain point you stop boiling the frog and just have frog soup.
@jpotisch Things are just funnier after you explain them.
I've been asked to clarify this tweet by many people in the media. Please read it out loud in a slight German accent.
Jesus https://twitter.
https://twitter.
Idk I guess my whole life I've had people who go um dude and I'm like will you at least concede it was hilarious no not at all okay sorry.
Racism, sexism, and prejudice are incredibly sufficient explanations for so many things, like Confederate Statues, or David Brooks.
Is there a formulation of Occam's Razor that holds that bigotry is explanation enough and no one need resort to more complex explanations?
...
.. and our local parks have some surprising guests: Hedgehogs!
... and here are ten things you need to know about the Big Ten.
Just want to point out that I, an American hero, have hated Nazis since at least January.
Why does everyone look so guilty at White House cocktail parties? Because they were only swallowing hors d'oeuvres.
Twitter is so good right now but it's hard to get too excited because Twitter also created this situation.
People retweeting this from last November is how I learned the President did a press conference. https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan Thanks! Happy birthday!
@jwdomb It's happening.
@edd In would never advocate for anyone to use Asana.
Understanding the fundamentals of public speaking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Bill Smartt, a coach who believes that everyone can improve their speaking skills. They break down his three big tips—speak up, slow down, and make eye contact—and discuss (and practice!
Wow these things just come right down. https://twitter.
@rustyk5 I have received this message and initiated the Smile On Protocol.
@saucebauce44 I don't know it just showed up.
Someone watering their plants a few stories up just poured a bunch of water on my head so I smell like marigold dirt. It's okay.
@amyhoy Worst board game ever.
@_cynar I'm having a truly great time imagining today's “prominent” writers heaving themselves onto that ocean liner, tweeting.
@Radiobites I'm not about to piss off a robot.
I sort of doubt the people we yell “You had one job! ” at actually only have one job.
“Every time you shout ‘White power’, you might as well be shouting ‘Crucify him! ’” https://twitter.
@KristyT @robynkanner yeah i can only imagine this is even more exhausting than every other week, i'm sorry.
@robynkanner @KristyT Super-doable! DMing.
@michalmigurski @ungoldman @hondanhon @stamen Sometimes it takes a global capitalist framework to create a global capitalist framework.
@KristyT @robynkanner OHHHHHHHHHH I was wrong, sorry.
Here's a nice memorial monument. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
In a moment of extreme white liberalness my children are beating each other with our Black Lives Matter sign.
Gotta go. https://twitter.
@kimlehmkuhl @JamilahLemieux This is unfair criticism to aim at a committed, informed trans activist, under CONSTANT attack, who had witnessed a murder 15 feet away.
@alexanderchee @EmilyGorcenski Yes, I'm with Alex. I'm so sorry about what happened.
I have to stop giving money to charities I cannot handle the emails. https://twitter.
@chrisdary Good for us! Hope all is well.
“Very little” = “lying.
@kendall No there were counter-protests. This is just some torchlight rally before tomorrow's main rally?
Man do I have to do more.
It was EXCELLENT the way Emily switched focus from documenting the rally to keeping people safe and pushing for legal process.
It became much less hilarious when fighting broke out and cops did very little. I'm really glad I could see this live.
@JacobEthanWhite @EmilyGorcenski It's back up and @EmilyGorcenski has some choice words for badge #30 . (This is really interesting and important!
@JacobEthanWhite Yes. Tough to watch.
Emily's utterly unimpressed commentary is making these white supremacists hilarious. https://twitter.
@patbits They do and it's so bad.
Voice over: But, these days, Tonetown is tass no more. https://twitter.
@heatheremerrick Thank you!
@raihan_ Happy birthday!
@RickWebb Have fun pumping the tunnels!
@neuey Happy birthday back atcha. https://twitter.
@gretared @michelet Thank you!
@michelet Thank you!
@JeromeHardaway Thank you, Jerome!
@PostlightStudio It's the same for us except instead of cannabis it's responsive design.
Shocked. https://twitter.
They can remake Threads now, except it's all Twitter threads.
@kleinmatic Awwwww that's really nice!
@exick I have no comment which is appropriate when discussion JSON.
@jbenton @tophtucker @PostlightStudio I'll send you the style guide.
But XML is human readable. https://twitter.
@tophtucker @PostlightStudio The brand is asleep but you are always welcome Toph.
Why not left-align? https://twitter.
Me explaining why I didn't run the dishwasher. https://twitter.
@monkchips For the record I would never use Asana.
@subsublibrary @Wikimedia @glamwiki @WikiLibrary That's great! Terrific goals too!
Ben's cool. https://twitter.
@john_overholt @jessamyn Thank you! I don't regret that decision.
@skamille I mean she hardly owns time travel she just did it better.
@skamille Idk. It's such a blatant Connie Willis ripoff that it makes me want to go reread Domesday Book.
Whole Earth Catalog The Horse's Mouth Collected Shakespeare New Dictionary of the History of Ideas The Domesday Dictionary https://twitter.
@karenkho I mean I have zero faith. Still read the Bible sometimes.
@karenkho I'm vacationing in a little Methodist town with the family and I suddenly miss hymns! Also they give away books at the beach.
@karenkho My shrink retired but tbh we mostly were discussing WWII by the end.
@karenkho Do you miss confession? (No reason to ask.
@adambanksdotcom I can see and completely respect your perspective—share it in many ways— but I also humbly submit that I see progress here.
@karenkho Which church? Also: Youth group?
@Dockjaw We did great here today ready for a jumping high five?
@Dockjaw I treat my hair with WASP GEL, Wrath, Avarice, Sloth, Pride; Gluttony, Envy, and Lust.
@adambanksdotcom Every news org has that contract. And everyone stands by the STORY.
@Dockjaw Idk. Keep banging?
@tinystride Neil....
@Dockjaw It's a giant jolt and what worries me is theres this strong bipartisan post-apocalyptic fantasy that we all kind of secretly enjoy.
@Dockjaw I get it and feel it while I'm also going to make that money and work carefully under the system to build value.
@BilliardLentil I just ...
Young Kindergarten Graduation https://twitter.
@Dockjaw I don't and that's what's even worse I'm ready to make common cause with MSNBC while my personal politics are headed Dworkin/Marx.
Media is a terrible, hypocritical industry that RUINS LIVES and from which I freed myself but here I am contemplating a subscription to CJR.
I swear to God this administration is so bad it's making me support the press.
So THAT'S why. https://twitter.
@MiriMarkow @HuffPost Long time ago!
This is why we have HR. https://twitter.
This is an incredibly important public statement from an EiC. Cannot say how important a signal this is to freelancers.
@adrjeffries Wow keybase is letting it's standards slip.
@RickWebb @mat Your house is now our bugout location so can you stock up on cornmeal and bug spray?
@seldo Also a statement from Corp leadership that "he violated code of conduct. " Seeing that tweeted meant that it was basically over.
@redkeg See it's just a great meme.
I can't wait for summer to end so student athlete tweets come back.
@kobexamoh Thanks! I'm working on better hydration.
Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c. cereal, 1 c.
I'm watching all my GenX pals slowly implode as the One Thing That Was Real Progress turns to sand and blows away.
@anildash @espiers Load wikipedia and approprapedia and get a solar charger! Voila!
@seldo Our kids would have the bluest eyes.
You're going to let the Russians get away with this America? https://twitter.
@livlab Listen. We've all been there.
@livlab First day: FREEEEDOM! Second day: IDK, laundry?
This timeline I swear to god https://twitter.
@espiers Great English department!
@espiers I had no idea you went to Terrifying Nazi University!
@acupoftea I mean really why wait.
@shanakimball Hmmmmmmm.
Might as well confess your crushes.
Just ordered the 14 volume Foxfire collection.
@rabihalameddine Nah it's good to get the wheels turning again.
Although TBH the opposite is probably how it will go.
This situation is so fucked up that Radio KAOS is good again.
Tired: Throwing women, trans folk, PoC, and immigrants under the bus to appease centrists. Wired: Banding together in sheer fucking terror.
@Dockjaw You're looking great and living right, friend.
Anyways if you want a well-researched no holds barred worst-case scenario, watch THREADS. https://m.
@mulegirl I have a set of interlocking desires to make zines, read foxfire, and see ska shows.
It's making me realize how much of the media I consumed from, say ages 10 to 20, was entirely focused on nuclear war.
The threat of nuclear conflagration weirdly makes me feel like a kid again.
Dammit. https://twitter.
Congrats to the preppers I guess.
@tressiemcphd Seriously who can keep track of the travesties.
Look at the plating. Yelp hates food.
Love is fleeting, but brand loyalty is forever. https://twitter.
This is what bad comments do to people. https://twitter.
@BradyDale Brady that movie is the most perfect example of irony in film history.
Pledge fealty to your liege then you better be ready to be called on it when you forsake an oath. That's just manly business.
Dude didn't honor the code of conduct. And if there's one thing I was raised to believe as a man, it's that a real man honors his word.
Oh great now I'll see this everywhere. https://twitter.
@MissingGirlsUSA @darth No Kersti you're doing grape!
This fun fact gave me paws https://twitter.
@snowdeal Eric I have some very sad news http://www. snopes.
All the times I've seen Starship Troopers and I had no idea. https://twitter.
You know a word no one uses any more? Mondegreen.
I guess Dostoevsky's great granddaughter was in rehab. https://twitter.
If you say his name over and over it sounds like a cool swing beat. https://twitter.
Geography makes no sense https://twitter.
This policy was instituted after some terrible mistakes https://twitter.
@awaxman @bookoisseur @darth https://twitter.
Communication is so freaking hard https://twitter.
Well that's helpful https://twitter.
I want to visit Greenland some day before it melts. It seems so much its own thing.
You can look out across the bay and see the healthcare. https://twitter.
@liza Oneida! Have you checked out the Ephrata Cloisters?
I mean we all struggle to live our ideals. https://twitter.
But... How did they...
This fact blew open my mindow https://twitter.
Let's prove it https://twitter.
Must have been a complicated situation for the detectives. https://twitter.
This is really fascinating at the end. Lat/long to the angstrom!
Which means each kernel is an adorable crunchy and delicious corn baby that you starve of nutrients then devour. https://twitter.
I wonder how many times you can go back. https://twitter.
It must have been cold as hell. https://twitter.
A problematic legacy! But also the core of the great American songbook.
This would make for a fantastic courtroom reveal. https://twitter.
I hope never to see this proven. https://twitter.
Checks out https://www. google.
@neuey Okay but... because too much pemmican?
Every fun fact is a gateway to a whole new world https://twitter.
@jayleophillips I mean let's hear some.
That's a lot of jaws. https://twitter.
Great fun fact. https://twitter.
Does anyone have any fun facts? I love fun facts.
@michaelbierut @StarleeKine @nytimes @pentagram Sorry, sorry.
@StarleeKine @nytimes It's actually a real charm, he lies atop it as everyone starts chanting. Sort of a pentagram with a cow's face.
“Swap hands” in Uno is tearing my family apart.
@patbits Come on which song.
@rabihalameddine https://m. youtube.
Folks, I just don't know anymore.
@williamnelligan hello @postlight .
DAD SOMEONE IS GOING TO THROW UP! In my book!
My kids got their first chapter books and my daughter is sitting here reading Ramona Quimby Age 8 and it's making me vow to be a better dad.
@_cynar The writing is particularly bad, like extra bad. And I read so much stupid internet shit.
@_cynar They focus on the rules of the canon rather than developing empathy.
@_cynar I think Dark Enlightenment essentialist stuff like this is predicated/relies on on Western Canon Required Curriculum.
@_cynar If he's they dude they say he is he went to Harvard. (Although I basically agree.
Even a garbage fire brings illumination.
Say grace and pass the pickled beets as the sound system plays Nearer My God to Thee.
I see a gazebo, a small park honoring firemen, and teens in T-shirts with Christian service logos, and I'm like, these are my people.
For instance there are many gazebos. And parks without playgrounds.
I'm in Ocean Grove, NJ, and it's very Methodist, and since I grew up in Protestant PA I feel this sense of comfort it's hard to explain.
@EmilyGorcenski @seldo I just want everyone to enjoy the fruits of the lower middle class.
@redkeg @rustyk5 I just read it as "well I guess we're starting the excruciating journey of the next ten years right here with this hot mess.
@EmilyGorcenski @seldo I act like a two but in practice I'm probably a six.
@EmilyGorcenski @seldo Yeah on the regular monstrosity scale you're a 3 at most.
@seldo @EmilyGorcenski Oh let's be clear tipping a few extra bucks is hardly the brave commitment to income redistribution I tell myself it is in my heart.
@EmilyGorcenski @seldo No judgments tho, as long as people do tip. Life used to be harder for me so I do feel a half-assed self-serving obligation.
@EmilyGorcenski @seldo Yep I'm 30% regularly, always a base of $7 even if it's $12 of food and then up from there. It's money I don't notice, they do, I feel good.
@PixlEmly It's the direct inspiration for J and later, k, which is managed by kx systems and used in massive financial systems.
I wonder if the same genetic predisposition that makes people into biological essentialists also makes them into terrible writers.
“Since when is dialectics grounds for ostracism?
@TheMFingChisa It's heartbreaking right? And people act like computers are harder than math (or history).
Imagine a shitpost by an anime avatar that goes on forever. Don't even bother.
@derektmead I felt that Zuckerberg's choice of Vice President Cena, while obvious pandering, was inspired. And solved the campaign song problem.
@tolar @zoyamachine Those are great!
MS Paint Enamel Pin https://shop. awebject.
@karenkho Download your archive then tweet your gems as if new! Win two ways!
@ewout The answer as with so many things is “it depends. ” What your goals are, what your strategy requires.
Look I don't know if that drone video is real but that video is a helluva artifact.
@rustyk5 @ceodonovan @MikeIsaac @RMac18 My coins are bit/my sweater's white/and Honan knows/my prose is tight.
@ceodonovan @MikeIsaac @RMac18 And if you come at me/then what the heck!
Wow someone has been pranking McSorley's for two decades. (Also: @rafeboogs 's book is out.
The first link here, Culture 1. 0, is an EXTRAORDINARY cultural artifact.
@bobshepherd Bob! I'm leaving on vacation tomorrow.
@patbits Is this... a lifehack?
magic can be real if you believe https://twitter.
@harper “Hi do you have a moment for me to come in and share the good news about CGI. pm?
The moral of this story is simple: You should never commit to master, and always work on a branch.
—no reply. No help.
One day a cat jumped up and grabbed the nestless bird and he cried out to the super-bird, I gave you everything! Help me!
The other birds ignored him and built their nests high up in the tree. You should build your nest, they said!
A fable. There was a little bird that believed in a powerful super-bird that watched over all birds everywhere.
@TheMFingChisa If it's any consolation I can ask for it to put us in the same eternal torture simulation so we can hang.
Open question: What's the BEST section/supplement of the @nytimes ?
look you gotta help poets https://twitter.
I actually hate tweeting dumb puns. But I do have an obsessive, overwhelming fetish for strangers typing my name.
Apparently my writing is hard to simulate for an AI! Suck it Roko's Basilisk!
@tressiemcphd @tcarmody (My kids go to a lower income but great NYC school. I ended up buying things for their classes through donorschoose anonymously.
@tressiemcphd @tcarmody Telling people what you've accomplished is questioning their power.
@tressiemcphd @tcarmody I never tell anyone anything that would interfere with their sense of control or power over me unless absolutely necessary.
@paix120 This was a grape improvement over the original.
@adampash I'm not your boss on Twitter.
Followed for bravery. https://twitter.
@EmilyGorcenski I have a responsibility to the fans.
WHO AMONG YOU IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE THE FIRST https://twitter.
Learning about CRISPR so I can genetically engineer better fruit, but no desire to do it alone, so I'm thinking of trying pear programming.
@amyhoy I have no idea!
@StarleeKine @maureenflaherty Soon? We are going away but back later in August.
@DeanHach More than a little.
@MoternMedia They just heard the diarrhea song and are totally back on board, they would give this a poop Grammy.
I have two 5yos who laughed hysterically and now like three songs in they're going WTF is WRONG with this person? https://twitter.
My kinda party. https://twitter.
This is a touching story of DIY hacking AND a terrifying future where someone clones your product in a weekend. https://twitter.
@morgvanny They were great!
I recently finished reading all of Twitter. To summarize: Your life has large and small challenges, and more people should acknowledge that.
“There’s Always Death To Look Forward To” — @AngelaBrussel https://theawl. com/theres-always-death-to-look-forward-to-8ae7bb3cf9c9#---0-247 https://twitter.
@tnofuentes I know!
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode I never thought about this before you arm-wrestled me into advising and it was good to learn. Definitely see it everywhere now.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode I do like to talk about the early adoption of hypertext systems/SGML markup by the Navy though.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode IDK. No point beyond that.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode Anyway I saw that NYT article and thought about this, which again, it tells a real story, but it definitely fits the mold.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode Or OUR HERO WHO WAS CAUGHT BEFORE HE BLEW UP A MALL. Not universal.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode I've been paying attention to how vets are covered and aside from say http://taskandpurpose. com/category/transition/career/, it's OUR BETRAYED HEROES/OUR WOUNDED HEROES.
@JeromeHardaway @VetsWhoCode But vets are just folks. Their issues don't define them.
A thing I learned from talking with @JeromeHardaway about @VetsWhoCode is that people want to talk PTSD first.... https://trackchanges.
This is a totally fine article ( https://www. nytimes.
Apeiron Half-Life 2 Mindwalker Any roguelike for an hour A Mind Forever Voyaging https://twitter.
IDK what to say about the college thing except I'll put money and time into things that oppose it because it's racist evil.
They automat is back but it's digital https://hornandhardartcoffee.
@tcarmody @karenmcgrane If you need praise start a band or a zine. My lord.
And look I know irony is hard for a lot of people and that not everyone has the same background.
I love when people on here reply to themselves to anticipate criticism.
https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@kidehen Always!
@coreygilmore @alexismallen I guess: Keep teams small, push people to ask questions and share process, assume people will fix hard problems, get out of the way.
My friends, @PostlightStudio interviewed @leahculver about her new podcast platform, @breakeraudio https://trackchanges. postlight.
@vboykis I got that one too today and rolled my eyes.
@theodoreross All it takes is a phone! ANYONE can be the hero these days!
I don't know peace I guess? When you sail into Newport they have the coolest little pizzeria.
That this mumbling clown thinks he can save the world is as scary as Trump is hilarious.
Anyone reading this tweet could do much better than Jared Kushner is doing, and some of you are basically disasters. https://www.
Rick is good and knows all the things, these are good jobs. https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@bn2b Sounds good!
@bdeskin I just do "save copy in" and check the box to make sure the audio exports. Works great.
I enjoyed this interview. https://twitter.
@studiesincrap I mean historians do this but I mean just doing it for fun.
@studiesincrap It's truthfully one of my reasons for living.
@studiesincrap I love that the Internet lets us juxtapose ephemera with "important" history and in the gaps you can see culture stumbling along its way.
@studiesincrap I would never see this as a joke. That http://archive.
@RonaldPBarba Yeah it's the real pure supply, straight 100% ephemera.
https://twitter.
A thing I like to do when I can't sleep is look through old college yearbooks on http://archive. org, especially from the 1970s.
@hunter_chomsky I mean sure I guess.
Oh boy. https://twitter.
Changing the podcast user experience: with Paul away, Rich is joined by Postlight’s new partner, Gina Trapani, for a conversation with developer Leah Culver. They discuss her career trajectory, from embracing computer science in college to moving Silicon Valley to founding startups Pownce and Convore to becoming an engineer at Dropbox.
@alexismallen The place is structured to dramatically lower the risk of that.
@katienotopoulos Also not underlings; I just have slightly more authority due to being closer to death.
@merveille He's remote, he lives in Niagara Falls.
@abackstrom https://twitter.
@katienotopoulos Literally 10,000 levels for sure.
I will longer manage by creeping.
Today was a big day for me as a co-founder. Today I unsubscribed from all the Slack channels that don't directly involve me.
@marcprecipice Don't worry MARC is impossible to kill!
Steve Bannon closes his office door, gives a slow smile, and effortlessly does the uttanasana yoga pose.
Man I hope Scaramucci didn't cancel his COBRA.
@jackrusher But Jack it's easy! You just need three columns.
@doriantaylor It was more triples than I could handle.
@joshmillard NICE! Congratulations.
O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!
Dont @ me I recently tried to parse 20 gigs of turtle.
@maureenflaherty If the cat coughs bubbles tonight it wasn't me.
Don't get me wrong, I love RDF, I love converting it to SQL.
Oh cool a website that says MARC must die http://marc-must-die. info/index.
“Now to get out of the shower to get the kids to camp. ” [Knocks soap into cat fountain.
@seldo i do that but it's never enough.
@sippey @gavinpurcell I'm banana as banana and I'm pandana bana amma babba.
@mathowie @AGoldmund Yeah, I think that's right.
@mathowie @AGoldmund Just pay the people who make the food a little extra so their kids can wear nice party clothes I swear to GOD.
@mulegirl When Alphabet buys Roomba we'll know they know.
@ashleyfeinberg I'm trying to figure out "world-famous multimedia behemoth.
Can everyone relax The National Review is also calling for the arrest of Planned Parenthood execs right now.
@GeorgeIsa1 @footnotesrising Stochastic was an appropriate word for a room full of library science people and technologists who want to archive writing processes.
@tomcoates Not since they shut down the back pages of Gentleman's Magazine in 1732.
I love ebooks a ton but they sure suck at giving you this sense of mild connection to a vast sphere of other curious people. https://twitter.
Hudson's life: An abused toy human, killed man in duel, later grew 22" (attributed to ceaseless pirate buggery). https://en.
E. Jean Carroll is an incredibly entertaining human being.
Do you ever get sad just thinking of all the times you were too shy to have conversations with brands?
@PJVogt On the upside you get to directly experience more suffering, which results either in greater empathy or a cruel, alienating rigidity.
@jackrusher @Lencicki Sigh. I need to go but I know I'll be disappointed.
Erased that and will return to having only predictable opinions.
@rebeccablood Alone.
POLL.
@RickWebb I don't actually know for sure there's a bar in that book. I might have read it IN a bar.
@RickWebb It's not canon but according to this book they blew up a cool bar on the Death Star too https://www. barnesandnoble.
Maybe millennials DESERVE that trophy https://qz.
@delfuego It's genuinely the best.
@toddlevin @StarleeKine @CalSunday Actually it's a collection of fantastic burns of early web writers.
@jrobertlennon Ahhhhhhhh okay that's VACATION breakfast, a high-margin meal in a high-margin season.
@jrobertlennon You could spend $6. 75 too—are you in Gstaad?
Conan sketch writer and nice person @toddlevin on how Trump has made it hard to be professionally funny https://story. californiasunday.
I am 100% sure I will be the oldest person at this concert. https://twitter.
(via https://mltshp.
me on my way to steal your girl https://twitter.
@__Neha Books are opportunities, not obligations!
Just imagine this is a livestream and let it loop for a while https://mltshp.
THANK YOU FINALLY https://twitter.
The sound you hear is from pearls all over the city getting clutched at once. http://www.
This is Grillbot, the app-controlled robot that cleans your grill. https://twitter.
[POUNDING TABLE LIKE A TODDLER. ] These takes are BORING.
It's too bad, because at least $10,000 of that was going to end up in the pockets of the writers. https://twitter.
@kitabet I mean just limit yourself to 15 or 20 whole books.
@hyfen Andrew listen. A dollar.
Update: I bought 70 ebooks.
Dreamers of a New Day: Women Who Invented the Twentieth Century, by Sheila Rowbotham https://www. versobooks.
New York, Capital of the 20th Century (also $2) https://www. versobooks.
Trans: A Memoir by Juliet Jacques https://www. versobooks.
Critique of Everyday Life: The One-Volume Edition by Henri Lefebvre https://www. versobooks.
City of Quartz: https://www. versobooks.
Racecraft: The Soul of Inequality in American Life https://www. versobooks.
Verso Books have made their ebooks $1 for the next 20 hours: https://www. versobooks.
@therealfitz So far 20% of poll respondents agree with you.
How long before a Congresswoman or -man tweets “Fuck you” at the President?
@Bill_Braine @PostlightStudio I'm sorry Bill.
@kevboh It was a good meeting.
@drewtoothpaste It was really fine work and brought me such joy.
Yeah DocumentCloud! https://twitter.
I know it looks like there's room in this lifeboat, and the water's very cold, but you once faved a tweet that was mildly critical of me.
@abackstrom Wow that was nicely done.
Sometimes I wonder if Facebook:The Bell System::Twitter:Western Union. https://twitter.
@strangestories I was taking pictures in the back!!!
We are talking about how Slack has changed work in the world here at @PostlightStudio . https://twitter.
@sippey I have thoughts.
@OmoNsasi It can come for free using http://Archive. org.
This is some monstrish, calculated, evil bullshit. https://twitter.
@TheMFingChisa https://twitter.
@randalltodd (That was actually just a clue—the LoC is VAST. It's the Rosenwald Collection http://dannyjamesresch.
@randalltodd It's inside the Library of Congress.
@craigmod @aplusplus Hi Craig! Just got home.
I'm glad I'm here, and the work here matters to me—maintaining an honest portrait of culture over time. It's just a strange feeling.
It's surreal to be at the Library of Congress at a fantastic conference on archives while the Senate screws us into the ground next door.
@Ami_Marisol @kashanacauley ULGH sorry. Yes Team Rubicon.
@kashanacauley Project Rubicon is also great.
@kashanacauley I'm a nerd and advisor but I love vetswhocode. io, a totally virtual org run by young vets that helps diverse vets get skills & get paid.
@marcprecipice Holy cow it really happened!
@TuurDemeester In that case this right here by @mala is gonna blow your mind https://www. irishtimes.
Understanding an organization’s older technology systems: this week Paul and Rich discuss legacy software and the work cultures around them. Topics discussed include how companies put systems in place and how they become unworkable, resistance to change, clashes between engineering departments and broader company culture, and tips for dealing with the social dynamics when dealing with—and trying to change—legacy software and systems.
I was at @librarycongress today and this old globe reminded me of your smile. https://twitter.
@librarycongress @john_overholt Maps not totally uncatalogued, just put in drawers by place.
@librarycongress @john_overholt Fun facts: The LoC has millions of uncatalogued maps, ancient Mesoamerican jade, Lincoln's death pockets, and welcomes researchers over 16.
@librarycongress @john_overholt That particular volume is a guide to doing only slightly evil things, it's called the Heckronomicon.
Looking at incunabula at @librarycongress is like @john_overholt tweets come to life. https://twitter.
Where am I? https://twitter.
@max_read I read it, it's just a book that nerds like. You know what is a crazy forum post though are those John Wick movies.
Knock knock, who's there? A JavaScript Promise.
Is there biblical support for copyright law? https://christianity.
@bluechoochoo @Pontifex https://christianity. stackexchange.
@mathbabedotorg Truly looking forward to reading more post-operation! It'll go beautifully.
@stew_rtsmith Kepler. I was the fat dude in a blue shirt.
@stew_rtsmith Me too! Two birthday parties back to back.
A vast number of important things are way more expensive, though.
@tolar It's incredibly cheap to make things cheaply. Being slick and pro still costly.
@tolar Say like, a drum machine/sampler. The number of free software options is vast.
@tolar Computers, especially storage. Software.
this is some real actual content/product work right here https://pds. blog.
A vast number of the things I used to save money for and obsess over are now essentially free.
this is a lefraking nightmare https://twitter.
As NYC Subways Melt Down, Only an Upstate Republican Dares Call Out Cuomo https://www. villagevoice.
@DickDago I appreciate your support.
When your friends fight and you're in the back seat. https://twitter.
Sweet mother of God. https://twitter.
@garychou @aweissman The ones with more calories tend to be better of course.
Pity the Boomer. https://mobile.
@garychou @aweissman I'm convinced it's a lie and we will all end up with weird horns growing out of our heads.
@garychou @aweissman I've been taking this stuff for granted at the local hippie goods store for months. Had no idea it was semisolid gold.
Whoa! No.
@rustyk5 All 2 Soul Coughing albums.
@jordne What's the best mechanical keyboard?
@tomcoates Took the kids to the sprinkler playground now doing a little laundry!
@tsaylor @michaelcoyote @textfiles What kind of things do we do here at the White House? Well we set policies.
@michaelcoyote @textfiles It would look like this but all the time. https://twitter.
@textfiles Oh god no.
Next election I'm writing in “Joan Allen in The Contender.
“In a way that no politician had before, Trump spoke for me. Now it's my privilege to speak for him.
He screwed up the power move: “Make of my old tweets what you will. Like so many, my views evolved when I learned what was REALLY going on.
@artless It's the most true.
Full transparency: I'm destroying transparency. https://twitter.
@reefdog @zeldman @JonReese Whoa! That's great to read.
@starsandrobots @CJHandmer Maybe I'm just in denali.
@starsandrobots It's okay because you focus on the things that matterhorn.
@starsandrobots Star do you everrest?
@sophaskins I'm collecting OMNI magazines for mine, but this looks way better.
Kinda rough that the banner ad on the MTA website is for a car. https://twitter.
@harrisj If you're generating 1,000-row tables from arrays with an in-line function it would be fine?
@amy_wood We were afraid of hell so we had these FedExed. @richziade https://twitter.
This is the future liberals want. https://twitter.
@jason0x21 It's true you never want to break on that space.
@gregorg It's fair either way.
Not a lot of DeBlasio fans at the barbershop.
@jenniferdaniel That's probably why I MLKSHKed it because I am your biggest fan and love everything you do.
@missginsu I just started collecting OMNIs, it's cheap and fun eBaying.
@meyerweb It was So GREAT!!!!
“Everybuggy” is a Cricket Magazine thing. Where are my Cricket Magazine people?
IDEAJAM EVERYBUGGY https://trackchanges. postlight.
@monteiro @montiero love you love your show!
It's great to read @montiero on turning 50. @monteiro /on-my-second-birthday-we-landed-on-the-moon-7e1f93cf7048" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
@michelet @dphiffer I just wanted to help the brands.
"Gonk" https://en. wikipedia.
@TheMFingChisa It's a process.
@Lencicki I didn't know I was so prickly.
@bn2b The thing I hate about business culture is that you're supposed to sort of have THE RELIGION and not just have great hustle and good skills.
@bn2b Right except they aren't that good at branding.
@starsandrobots Also Twitter taught me a lot about racism and made/makes me really look hard at myself!
@starsandrobots I know but DMs are sometimes cool?
@bn2b Like, BRANDING is one part of making a thing, not some sacred vision quest unto itself.
@bn2b I totally believe it, but I am no longer forced by circumstances to pretend that I care.
@starsandrobots And I have lots of different KINDS of weird friends, more than I did back then.
@starsandrobots It was a scene and it was sometimes awesome! But I LOVE having Wikipedia, Spotify, Raspberry Pis, cloud servers, more activism + more.
@bn2b @torrez I think any more it's a VERY specific path that document nerds go down, or science people. I got into it as a target for XSLT transforms.
@jeffgreco @torrez @bn2b i've been on http://gandi.
@vboykis We didn't know any better.
@bn2b @torrez Fun fact I did it in LaTeX.
@bn2b @dphiffer @torrez Holy shit we were ANIMALS.
@bn2b @dphiffer @torrez Wow you would just set global variables wherever and live with the consequences back then, also query vals were in the global namespace.
@bn2b @dphiffer @torrez Okay I fixed it so all the links work.
@dphiffer @bn2b @torrez Hilariously now that I look at the source this site is actually... a mini CMS based on a directory with text files.
@dphiffer @bn2b @torrez i'm in the server dir there's http://www. copywire.
@bn2b @torrez I just fixed the Paulfolio link it's a gem.
@torrez @bn2b I'm going on 18 years on http://www. copywire.
@sippey Old stereotype: SHHHHH. New stereotype: “I knitted my own commencement gown.
@sippey MICHAEL today's librarians are almost universally deeply-committed, community-driven, incredibly good-looking information-access activists.
@phooky Goodnight Moon is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
@phooky Is this a rattle I see before me?
There's a free conference next week at the Library of Congress if you want to swing by. http://digitalpreservation.
@gob I love seeing my taxes turn into civic architecture!
@julien51 I ... don't think I've ever been there?
Nature is beautiful. https://twitter.
@julien51 Julien this is the first I've heard of it.
It's going to be stupid hot. https://twitter.
@zdfs @jimray Just come by we'll have fun.
@jennschiffer I have this fountain and it is more confusing than human sexuality.
My coffeeshop is a WebMD now. I looked it up online and this is one of the symptoms of late capitalism.
@krucoff Neoliberalism. https://twitter.
“I let the guy at the counter know, he seemed mildly concerned at best. ” http://gothamist.
When the AI truly understands. https://twitter.
We got to talk to @meyerweb about how the web is REALLY made and it was COOOOOOL. https://trackchanges.
Since Slack has RUINED EVERYING (jk) we're gonna talk about it over drinks and snacks Wed, July 26, 6:30 PM https://www. eventbrite.
@reppep If I have to choose, prison stripes.
@roseveleth @derektmead Spoke.
@roseveleth @derektmead I figured out the perfect name for a vertical for bicyclists who listen to podcasts.
I am large, I contain verticals.
@roseveleth @derektmead But Rose I love to give away fire ideas for free on the Internet.
@derektmead @roseveleth You could just call it STUNT.
@derektmead @roseveleth Actually a safety vertical plus podcast is a fantastic idea and sponsors would lose their mind for it.
@derektmead @roseveleth Too bad VICE doesn't have a safety vertical.
@derektmead @roseveleth Oh okay I totally am at peace with that.
@roseveleth @derektmead The good news is you will have time to listen to lots of podcasts... in the hospital.
@derektmead @roseveleth Derek are you wearing headphones while cycling?
@robynkanner Hi!
First you get the bridges, then you see it's sunny. https://twitter.
The actual stack is a bunch of XML and a bunch of 6502s. https://twitter.
@kendall Did someone say “there's no left?
How the left argues. https://twitter.
At this point Mitch McConnell should just ask Satan for his soul back.
Took a bus home tonight. It was gooooood.
The history and the future of CSS: this week Paul and Rich talk to Eric Meyer, an expert on HTML and CSS for more than two decades, about web design and standards. Touching on both basic and more technical aspects of CSS, topics covered include the development of the style sheet language, the incompatibility of early web browsers, accessibility (or lack thereof) in modern web design, and, of course, what the W3C CSS working group’s after-parties are like.
@jpotisch @bn2b I'm all about ferries now.
@jpotisch @bn2b I love when one form of transportation carries another. Like when cars are on ferries, or container ships carry trains.
When brands take the next step. https://twitter.
My kids really like these videos where they cook dollhouse-sized foods. That's all.
@richziade It's not too late.
This asshole loves puppies but he never mentions that every puppy eventually dies. Also KITTENS?
Wow who would have thought “buses can be okay sometimes” would be a controversial opinion on this website.
@miyridian I'm sorry, David, but I will not ask you again.
@maevemealone I praise the bus system but acknowledge its flaws.
@Jesselansner Oh I'm on an express most days. It's too easy.
Anyway, all I'm saying is that you could try some bus strategies. You're still close to a train if you're late.
Like everything buses are a land of contrasts and you pay in time, sometimes ten minutes, sometimes FOREVER. And interborough is hard.
I am healthier and happier when I walk around in and engage with the city. Figuring out bus systems is a way to do that.
Buses lead to weird strategies. For example, I could leave work a half-hour early, walk to the Manhattan Bridge, cross, and take the B103.
@maevemealone Aside from the B39, BM1, BM2, BM3, and BM4, that is true.
@dphiffer this guy, it has 25 LEDs built in http://microbit.
There are many kinds of people on the subway but more kinds on the bus, including more handicapped/older people.
@dphiffer I think that BBC computer is perfect for this!
You can look out the window and see the city, or be on your phone the whole time using your data plan, never out of contact.
One driver fist-bumps me and we ask about each other's kids every time I get on and off.
You can use your phone on buses, and about 1/5th of the drivers are helpful, nice people who brighten your day.
Buses in NYC have a hackable API. http://bustime.
There are regular (slower) buses + limited-stop (skip stops), select (pay before boarding), and express ($$, tour bus style).
I know that you “never take buses. ” But it's time to get over yourself and explore the rich bus ecosystem of NYC.
@_cynar @NYCTSubway This coup sucks.
@marcprecipice @MailChimp Can I... subscribe to your newsletter?
https://open. spotify.
It's based on a know-nothing architecture.
So it's no surprise that it forms the basis of the new inter-house economy, using a new currency called Ygrittecoin.
The chain symbolizes an irrevocable contract between the linked houses. It's blessed by magic.
Prediction in the finale Jon Snow takes over and melts down the Iron Throne, & with the help of a Meister forges an unbreakable chain.
@maureenflaherty That was horrifying.
Seeing people get upset about Dr. Who warms both of my hearts.
@richziade Are you TRYING to lose us sales leads?
Source is apparently: http://thefoxisblack.
@phooky Yes but the sound works on the Windows machine.
@AdamWeinstein I used to send them fake emails saying their email was going to be shut off due to a writer complaining.
Brands need to chill. https://twitter.
@aaronlammer @jlax @hunterwalk @mathowie This is the big thing in deploying cloud fitness, it's called contrainers.
@aaronlammer @jlax @hunterwalk @mathowie You never acquire a trainer, you just stand up as many trainers as you need for the duration of your workout.
1994 Peter Gabriel wants to help you use your computer. https://twitter.
@harper @iano @bluechoochoo @nbashaw @hunterwalk https://mobile. twitter.
@iano @bluechoochoo @nbashaw @hunterwalk You live in a canoe now.
https://twitter.
I'm not saying he's wrong. https://twitter.
It’s cool to see @keithellison capture some core issues around Net Neutrality in less than a minute. https://twitter.
This is a good breakdown of a visual hack in JavaScript. https://www.
Me before I insult all life itself vs. me after.
@paulkruczynski But no.
@paulkruczynski Those poor developers.
@anildash @emckean Pray I don't ask you on my podcast any further.
@leahfinnegan The Christian Dominatrix hed is superb.
This video is exactly how old media sees tech. https://www.
@anildash @jennschiffer @emckean This is the big one! Product team vs.
@anildash @emckean Anil came on our podcast and now he manages a large group of engineers.
@jrobertlennon Welcome to Monkey's Paw day! Remember, if you can end the day with family alive and no one entombed in a gold statue, you did great!
@emckean You have to come on our podcast now.
“You Say Data, I Say System” by @blprnt @blprnt /you-say-data-i-say-system-54e84aa7a421? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1499989607" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
tough but fair https://twitter.
@theodoreross @leahfinnegan @max_read How that'd go: “Guys we should figure out September Nazis. ” “I got a pitch from Kendall's rep that she'd love to do something in uniform.
@theodoreross @max_read Oh wait I thought this was something else. I would absolutely love to see this for every article.
@max_read @theodoreross The web has infinite room for this! It could even be tracked automatically.
@theodoreross @Bitchinville I feel that this an artifact of Gabe knowing EVERYONE.
@theodoreross (Partly because no magazine wants to remind people that it's a product, put out with compromises, using a production process.
@mburv Traditional lobbying groups came out for gamers.
@jfeckstein The American Enterprise Institute came out for gamers and I went oh shit it's over.
@_cynar People love having their armies, The attention economy is... feudalist.
@onthemedia Just life, you know?
@_cynar It's so broken. It's more broken than basic civil society which is saying a lot.
I feel that this was a good tweet for 2014. https://twitter.
Kesha fans are collectively adorable and sweet. https://twitter.
Making breakfast for the kids, not myself. Hurt my toe.
@bafeldman https://twitter.
@bafeldman You are like a little baby. https://twitter.
@JoshOakhurst I love that scene because they'd blown the effects budget and the bug was like five garbage bags.
I wrote up all my experiences "doing" media. If you're someone who ends up talking to journalists and being on podcasts, radio shows, TV shows, this is designed to help you NOT FREAK OUT.
@hondanhon My cat LOVES both fish and canaries!
@hondanhon Dan it's too late I'm running GlassFish inside Chrome Canary.
Wanted to write this piece for a year and finally did. It's about dealing with anxiety when a journalist calls: https://trackchanges.
@esouthard Thanks!
I wanted to put together a short guide for people who have been asked to be in the media—whether called for comment, asked to appear on a podcast or TV ...
I just published “Be Our Guest! ” https://medium.
“I don’t assume Jony Ive has a house. I assume he lives in a large white expanse, where everything rotates.
“Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. ” https://www.
@michelet I mean we're talking Caputo's on Court St, not Kripke semantics. He could have just explained.
My friend she too dumb for the gabbagool.
More like ELITEaly amirite. https://twitter.
Wheeeeeeee https://twitter.
@mlh_holmes @AdvanceLocal @anildash Hmm that's an interesting definition of “better.
@kendall ...
Many of my strongest political beliefs are about URLs.
Son, sobbing: Daddy, my foot got cut! It HURTS!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the new sheriff.
The iPhone at 10: this week Paul and Rich reflect on the iPhone’s 10-year anniversary, discussing everything from Steve Jobs to Apple’s evolution to the future of smartphones to how Jony Ive uses a microwave. Then they debut a new segment where they complain about things that frustrate them; this week, they get out all their feelings about kombucha, the always-broken Google Inbox, and Adobe’s Creative Cloud.
“Newsroom of the New York Times newspaper. ” Public Domain .
@sally_j @sophaskins https://www. chewy.
@sophaskins Literally by the missing fur from over grooming and the deep scratches on everyone's arms and ankles.
People on Twitter are being critical that we are putting our cat on Prozac but no one wants to give me credit for helping her quit smoking.
Cat prozac is $18 and comes with little meat pockets.
We tried more traditional psychotherapy but she kept scratching the couch.
It's that kind of party. https://twitter.
I tried to come up with a cat name for Tom Cruise but then I realized Tom Cruise is already a cat name.
I don't care what Tom Cruise says.
I'm on my way to get antidepressants for our cat.
@kjetil1 a mobile app could be a software application on a mobile phone, or a tasty appetizer that was delivered to your door.
@phooky @paulrickards Is that keyboard as satisfying as it looks?
@sally_j Yeah as a concerned climate citizen you have read all of this before absolutely. Still scary!
@sally_j It's just all the normal bad shit in one place.
Counterpoint: http://nymag. com/daily/intelligencer/2017/07/climate-change-earth-too-hot-for-humans.
@ELELism @MTA @NYCTSubway No I mean it's fair.
I missed this great essay on PPT even though it is very relevant to my interests. http://www.
@harper @tomcoates I'm having trouble seeing the upside.
@tomcoates I have!
I've been having the urge to write again. I think I miss people yelling at me.
@irwin Kids are so literal.
@irwin It's the official title so he has no idea he can just not say “Calvin and Hobbes.
@ekalaiva Out.
5-year-old son: I love reading unabridged Calvin & Hobbes. Me: You're so smart!
On one hand I'm really disappointed by Jay-Z rapping about “natural” twins but on the other hand I don't pay for Tidal.
Prospect Park NYC in the summers I felt like writing tonight, so… It is unfashionable to express this, but I love New York City in the summer. Tonight I sat outside on the balcony and used our electric grill (less illegal than other grills) to make dinner.
@jlax @MikeIsaac @richziade I mean of all people Jon I'd expect you to respect the importance of mobile apps.
@jlax @MikeIsaac @richziade Even on Seamless we just order lots of little plates.
@jlax @MikeIsaac Being in business with @richziade has made me question entree culture.
@mayli @GraceLeeBoggs I'm gonna read her autobiography. I just read 20pp and she's such a clear writer!
@GraceLeeBoggs There's a big fight in the other room about laundry so that's the end of this thread.
She had a Twitter account. @GraceLeeBoggs .
The daughter of the owner was Grace Lee Boggs, who was a famous civil rights activist who died in 2015, aged 100. http://www.
https://twitter.
The restaurant Chin's was the second outpost of Chin Lee's. Very big, very cheap!
The smoking Camel sign was a famous landmark, lasted into the 1960s. Good Morning America is there now ( https://en.
I've been poking around this photo waiting for my kids to get dressed. Hotel Claridge was demolished starting in 1970.
Update: They want to blow bubbles, and I said you can't do that in a graveyard, so they are no longer goth.
Offered the kids a choice: Go see an art thing with thousands of pinwheels, or walk through Green-Wood cemetery. Turns out they're goth.
@patbits https://twitter.
I just asked some grade school kids, “When's the last time you threw up? ” and 20 mins later this is the easiest babysitting I've ever done.
@papertyger Yes!
@richziade I have a nice sharp stick you can put in your caring place.
@richziade Wow good morning.
I really did think I was helping and I'm so sorry.
I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it and it turns out tweeting is bad.
I gotta say there was some chocolate Soylent at the office and it was a great, filling breakfast and I loved it.
@misuba @BeakerBrowser Ooh interesting.
When Facebook buys Soylent in two years can I suggest the headline “Our Inedible Journey.
St. Bernards are great rescue dogs but we all know Bernese would have won.
@seldo That is a study in contrasts.
I'm looking at this a little, it's a sweet post. http://www.
What's everybody doing THIS Friday evening? https://twitter.
@patbits I mean listen it's SOOOO goood.
We must delete our accounts and log off for the future of all children.
@perryhewitt See this is why you can't trust the media.
Katie wrote this and I'm quoted in it, so I would advise against reading it. https://twitter.
It's time for some Haim theory. https://twitter.
@HAIMtheband @lindseyweber Lindsey are you happy?
@unitof ... what?
This is a great post by Drew Bell about lossy platforms and how “your database shapes you. ” https://trackchanges.
That @zeynep is a good digital citizen is... totally true: @ObamaFoundation /digital-citizenship-whats-your-approach-cb7790829b3" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
https://mltshp.
@goldman God I hate American carnage.
Did the American carnage stop yet?
@noahkunin /why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d547" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
@leahfinnegan https://www. peta.
The icon for all the “Strategy” articles on Wikipedia is... accurate.
“This is now the rarest Pepe,” said Cock69TrumpHitler in an exclusive FEDERALIST interview as he planted the cartoon flag into the red dust.
Happy 4th! The fireworks are going outside and my kids won't go to bed.
We live in a world of extreme possibility including extremely bad.
What if Elon Musk sends like a 4Chan person to Mars and they put a Pepe flag on Mars and say "This is one small kek for MANkind.
@maureenflaherty Guess which two five-year-olds are completely awake.
@irwin @coneyislandjim Oh no it checks out. I've been there on the 4th in past years.
@TrevorFSmith @510home @PostlightStudio It's nothing shocking there are a few gems and multivolume sets. The rest is just nice to have nearby.
@0x424c41434b And white people helped themselves.
@0x424c41434b No. Uh oh.
“The Case for a Fourth of July Seder” by @alanburdick & @EByard http://www. newyorker.
@JeromeHardaway That's too bad but noted.
@JeromeHardaway It's a coincidence—but perfect—that this comes out July 4th. When @JeromeHardaway runs for Congress I'm chipping in.
@JeromeHardaway Background info here: https://trackchanges. postlight.
On the podcast: Vet @JeromeHardaway wanted to help vets get jobs, so he started a free code school while working FT. https://soundcloud.
The U. S.
JK you'd already have been denied treatment.
Doctor in 2045: It's severe wrist arthritis. Were you by any chance a Twitter user?
I think about this GIF a lot. https://twitter.
Wow does that look like something that was pushed to production before the holiday weekend. https://twitter.
SMH it is so like the Trilateral Commission to invoke the Jekyll Island Protocol right before we all celebrate July 4th. https://twitter.
Helping veterans enter the tech world: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jerome Hardaway, a veteran who became a programmer before founding Vets Who Code, a nonprofit that helps other veterans do the same. They discuss the challenges he faced reentering civilian life at the height of the Great Recession, how Vets Who Code was born, the specific assets vets bring to programming and the tech world, and how they overcome the challenges and stereotypes they face.
Has functional programming gone too far? https://twitter.
I am about to officiate a wedding in this room, & then I will by God Proclaime Goodie Taylor a Witche Most Foule. https://twitter.
Winnnnner!!!! https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan Yes. But where exactly?
Keep zooming in https://twitter.
@aberoyce Great guess but no.
Quiz: Where am I? https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan @ez_rag @post_prufrock leah do u know this guy http://www. motherjones.
A cool game to pitch to kindergarteners. https://twitter.
Poll: Leaving for a family trip at 4:30am. Midnight now.
@bn2b That's okay. No matter where you land on the Cafferty/Seger spectrum, we can all agree on Gordon Lightfoot.
Frampton came alive for your sins.
@bn2b Well if people don't know TURN THE PAGE then they can unfollow this shit and go listen to Silver Bullet Live.
And you're like, For God's sake Bob this is a 16-hour bus ride and I just want to read PASSAGES by Gale Sheehy until we get to Orlando.
@csymrl It's just in that kind of campy romantic sweet spot where you gotta give it to Al Stewart.
I wonder if you're on the tour bus with Bob Seger and you're reading a book he just starts singing “turn the page.
@csymrl It's so, so good.
Gun sales are down. https://twitter.
It's an Al Stewart kind of day.
Much of long-form journalism WOULD be below 1,000 words if they hadn't fired all the editors.
@RickWebb @chrismohney We just need to rename it Patch and wait a couple years. Then it can be ours for a song.
@davidhsiegel I have very high standards.
@chrismohney @RickWebb I just sold this Twitter thread to Verizon.
@fwd @Lee_Ars @mat Isn't the food-driven social video strategy at BuzzFeeD basically oriented around people who can eat, shoot, and leave?
@Lee_Ars @mat Wait then who IS qualified?
@redkeg Twitter email strat is 100% designed to keep you from rising up.
@StarleeKine @toddlevin @bnacker Works great for me.
@StarleeKine @toddlevin @bnacker Packages food brands 100% FAR better bragging rights.
@richziade @PostlightStudio I love writing white papers!
@michaelbshane The photos on that are freaking primo.
wow the sims has come a long way https://www. bloomberg.
“Ten Minutes of Silence” — @ftrain https://trackchanges. postlight.
Love to see Chaos Computer Club. https://twitter.
@neilahrendt @harper @drewtoothpaste wouldn't that be more like “come to POV-RAY in the next half hour if you want an ass-kicking”?
When you need the guys to stop the things they do. https://twitter.
I wrote about ten minutes of onstage silence, and other subjects, for The Newsletter. https://trackchanges.
@ferndiaz Screenshots are killing America.
@karenkho Aside from Penny Arcade I had noooo idea. This is a whole vastly depressing universe I missed.
@ericspiegelman @richziade Eric. I'm not ready.
@sanarao Just getting the day started over here Sana.
@Lee_Ars ... ...
Plus screenshots love to present one magical version of the truth when the reality is the truth is multifaceted and complex.
Also, the space that is used to store screenshots could instead be used to serve free software torrents.
Not to mention that it's better for people to stop screenshotting, which leads to lazy thought, and write what they see on screen longhand.
Also the relentless privileging of the visual is really one of the ways that our culture reinforces its norms.
Also screenshots are perfect leftist tools for out-of-context gotcha journalism that is constantly used to smear the President.
Except actually screenshots definitely reinforce a visual medium and lose all the semantic data that is important to accessibility.
I'm now a pro-screenshot activist. It's the perfect cause: No one can be offended.
“I'm sorry we took all those screenshots.
Okay done.
Okay three more then done.
@jakemauer all context is lost! i have no idea.
Amazon/Whole Foods in one tweet. https://twitter.
... which led to this excellent @ericspiegelman urban transit explainer <thread> https://twitter.
On the podcast we talked about Russian watches and the master plan of Amazon... https://twitter.
Ten Minutes of Silence By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight The Museum of Silence, Berlin. Image courtesy Museumderstille, CC BY-SA 4.
@bloggerton HMMMMMmmmmmm.
@sturgidson @szacharek Sitting on a bus between the Brooklyn and Manhattan bridges just nodding in total approval. https://twitter.
I ship Moana/epistemological access.
I write fanfic now.
Cloth from her grandmother, a feather from Hei Hei as a button, etc. Then she had a pocket for her library card and could get the book.
The story was that she wanted a book on coconuts but she had no pockets for a library card. So she had to go and get needle, then thread.
@leahfinnegan Saw this and thought of you. https://twitter.
“And THAT is how Moana got her library card.
From Amazon to Russian watches: this week Paul and Rich start by trying to rationalize Amazon’s recent acquisition of Whole Foods, a conversation summed up by Paul as, “You can Occam's Razor this bad boy down. ” They move on to Amazon’s strategy at large, the departure of Uber CEO Travis Kalanick, whether our individual actions can ever have any broader effect on the planet, and the harrowing saga of the time Rich tried to buy a watch from a shady Russian website.
I would like to congratulate sales tax for its valuable work in keeping children away from guitars.
https://twitter.
It was a hell of a thing to be cut off from banter. I missed banter way more than my phone.
I kind of settled in though and just looked up at the lights and at people and was a little sad when it was over.
It was surprisingly awful at first and there was no place to hide. “This was a terrible idea,” I thought.
I have also broken down a great deal over the past five years due to increased ridership. https://twitter.
@anildash @inthefade Think how much worse it could be.
@publicroad What... happens...
@inthefade @anildash Thank you! I'm glad we are all here.
@jpotisch Been there.
It was tempting to tell all my friends that this was a very important event for me and I'd be sharing something new and needed them there.
At least there's no livestream.
@bn2b I truly have no idea.
I'm not allowed to say or do anything. I just have to be there, on stage, for ten minutes.
“That sounds terrible,” is what I emailed. “I guess I have to do it.
I'm appearing for 10 mins tomorrow in an experimental stage production in which I simply stare, alone, at an audience. I could have said no.
Everyone in San Mateo go check out Paul. https://twitter.
@paulsanwald Whoa! Where?
@laura_june It was a decade that started out rocking, briefly had dreadlocks, then ended up in a steam room in suits.
https://twitter.
The Faith No More slideshow on Spotify accidentally serves as a complete history of the 1990s. https://twitter.
@redkeg I've heard this season is amazing? I would like it I think.
@jacqui @livlab Jacqui! Hi!
@livlab https://rubikscode.
@Jo_Livingstone LOVE jimmy's corner!
@livlab i stared into the abyss and https://twitter.
@reppep Oh I love Lez Zeppelin!
@livlab How's it look?
@aphyr Depends on the trilogy.
@patbits Getting the kids to bed, drinking a beer, doing a little light data manipulation.
What's everyone doing this Friday evening?
@textfiles It's great, right? And the cherry on top is that electric guitars are dying.
@leahfinnegan @KristinaLuca @mollykatch @BobHagh Thank you Leah.
@skamille I've started to rewrite the songs from the POV of Pua the pig, which you can sing instead of “Moana.
@VirginiaJim (Michael is a good calming presence; I really appreciate him.
@VirginiaJim Thank you. Most ideas don't work.
@eventi @chrismunns @waxpancake Wait Eugene I thought you were the author of http://n-gate.
@seldo This sounds like a far-fetched yarn to me.
@jeffbarr @adampash Not yet, but tweets are factored in during reviews.
@adampash @richziade I miss so many tweets since the redesign?
@waxpancake We played HN bingo before @adampash posted so we'd be prepared.
@ashleyfeinberg @nxthompson @johnjcook Ashley Where are my arms I ordered two months ago and Etsy says delivered.
@redkeg Don't think of it as having bedbugs. Think of it as joining the Bloodhound Gang.
After 5,000 listens I am prepared to announce that this is a good song. https://open.
BuzzFeeD has a bedbug problem and we are so here for it!
@starsandrobots Ransom notes but also old Victorian posters for sure. https://www.
For me: http://otrrlibrary. org/OTRRLib/Library%20Files/J%20Series/Jean%20Shepherd%20Show/The%20Jean%20Shepherd%20Show%2063-01-24%20(x)%20097%20Getting%20Ham%20License.
What are you listening to to get to bed?
@mikepqr If there's one thing I know it's that we'd be glad to talk about serverless architectures so feel free to reach out!
I took a picture at the kindergarten stepping up ceremony today and this perfect document was in the background. https://twitter.
We serve 39 million complex API calls for $370/month & I can't wait to hear from nerds telling us they'd do better. https://trackchanges.
Don't hear as much about Vision Zero these days.
@theodoreross one injury so could be worse. driver forgot parking brake.
@theodoreross It's SO lucky no one died. It's the terror and the OH SHIT followed by the dude running.
@kfitz Congratulations! You did great stuff at MLA and I'm sure this will be just as impressive.
@markhurst @WFMU @skeptech_ No!?
As my dad taught me, don't ever love a morning email newsletter, because a morning email newsletter will break your heart. https://twitter.
@vboykis It happens.
Analog books in the digital age: this week Paul and Rich talk to Maris Kreizman, editorial director of Book of the Month Club, the 90-year-old book subscription service that shaped American literary history. Topics discussed include BOMC’s revival and current iteration, demographics and preferences in book consumption, materiality of paper books and physical bookshelves, Amazon’s relationship to the rest of the book world, and why Paul just can’t get behind mermaid fiction.
@silviakillings @rustyk5 Sorry I work for 69F now.
“Let the Eagle Scream! ”—W.
@harper The whole Wax Trax scene was so good. They were amazing.
In conclusion, dads are a land of contrasts.
Related: https://mltshp.
I mean I GET it, I just wasn't in the mood for an intervention.
Uncomfortable moment as my son's card said “You have four good chins” but he meant “you have good fortune.
America works its shit out by fighting about dumb holidays and big movies. It's bad.
Beats a tie. https://twitter.
@cjschris Yep! https://en.
Just in case thou is mad as hell and thou will'st not take it any more.
Here's an abridged Julius Caesar on Spotify starring Peter Finch, who played Howard Beale in Network. https://open.
@starsandrobots There was never a clear plan for what happened AFTER the rave tho.
cursed commercial http://pinktentacle.
@starsandrobots never forget https://www. youtube.
@phyllisstein @beep Oh yeah I forgot about that thing I LOVE it.
She recalled that one young leader told her, “You were my only example of an alpha male who was gentle. ” https://www.
Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c. cereal, 1 c.
@marcprecipice Round things are so inconvenient but what can you do.
Spitballin': Elastic Beandip. Breadshift.
@mariabustillos I've really been enjoying his knowing, self-deprecating, funny Twitter self. It's fun to enjoy life WITH your celebrities.
yes, they are going to https://twitter.
It's all fine until US-East-1 runs out of kale.
@iano i just sent you the pemfile you're http://tilde.
@jeremyzilar @PostlightStudio @ginatrapani Gina's podcasting opportunities are basically unlimited.
These are good people who work real hard. https://twitter.
Some personnel news! @PostlightStudio named @ginatrapani as a partner, because she works so hard to help us grow.
https://stackoverflow.
I just want ONE scene where giant trucks converge on a gender reeducation camp and blast through the twelve-foot doors to free the teens.
IMO the single major problem with The Abyss is that it wasn't this.
When will Hollywood accept that America needs a post-apocalyptic thriller about a legion of heroic trans women truckers in armed trucks. https://twitter.
“The Trucking Industry Is the Perfect Fit for Many Transgender People” by @SeeBrianSmith https://melmagazine. com/the-trucking-industry-is-the-perfect-fit-for-many-transgender-people-9267ed61ad30?
“What Makes a Good Product Manager? ” by @richziade https://trackchanges.
Gina Trapani Named Postlight Partner Some Personnel News By Paul Ford and Rich Ziade , Co-Founders, Postlight Portrait by Bill Wadman We’re pleased to announce that Gina Trapani has been named a Partner at Postlight . Since she started at Postlight in 2016, Gina has managed the high-performing engineering teams that delivered some of our most important client products.
@goldman Oh wow you're right. Rich and I did Islands in the Stream.
Erika is very smart and thinks hard about hard problems. https://twitter.
@mmcwatters @PulpLibrarian Me too!
@nrose @matt_hamilton10 see you soon!
Strong karaoke night open. https://twitter.
@jimaley @samgrobart Sharing this on work slack.
@tomcoates We live in a culture of bad tweets and we will never make progress until even well-intentioned people admit they sometimes do bad tweets.
TWO DAYS after deleting your account your heart rate returns to normal. Six months later your risk of bad tweets is that of a normal person.
Wikis gonna wiki https://commons. wikimedia.
Hi @ashleyfeinberg can you send me a passport-style headshot that I can leave with security. https://twitter.
@perryhewitt @karenmcgrane Perry I just stopped in my tracks walking down 5th Ave to enjoy the timeless truth inside this tweet.
@karenmcgrane https://twitter.
@richarmstrong Rich as you well know being a leader in technology is about breaking all the rules.
@max_read Imagine a wing commander pressuring his aging chap to make sense of the iPad.
@max_read Fun fact: Many of the best (like REALLY good) UK digital product people started at the BBC. For decades now.
@max_read UX should be free text with suggested dropdown. The cost of truly good UX exceeds normal burgher fees.
@michaelbshane Someone.... else may have claimed Rush.
That's a user story.
As a co-founder at karaoke, the songs need to be awkward, but sexually and ethically appropriate, because I want everyone to feel welcome.
We have office karaoke tonight. What are good songs for low voices?
In the other timeline they're impeaching Hillary for wearing a bad hat, however the next president is a drone.
It's time for some wild game theory.
“Thirty years ago, they began creating animal-human hybrids. Isn’t that the big story Megyn Kelly should be doing?
@dodaistewart Fun fact! Via http://gothamist.
@notthatdsw Thank you!
It's not just a new not-for-profit but also millions in free coverage.
It's super-smart to use the press interest from the sale of the artwork to further the cause. https://www.
@makmanalp Wow it's from 5 years ago and I have NO idea.
@DanielPinkwater Lizard Music (and lots of other DP books) made me believe I could take my weirdness and turn it into writing... and I did, so thank you!
@textfiles @waxpancake Many of the XOXO speedrun competitors had to be disqualified because they were using onions to cry faster.
@aaronrutkoff (I went back and looked at it and don't remember writing about 2/3rds.
@aaronrutkoff I think everyone knew it was 99% likely to go down as a quixotic folly but then you could kind of see it blowing up and started grinding.
Part of me wants to invite friends but not tell them what it is.
Without dread, and a sense that I will soon be intensely judged, I just don't understand how to be.
I agreed to be in a theater thing in Williamsburg where I'll look at the audience for ten minutes, in silence. Because I need dread to live.
I might give up because watching boundless murder involving tortured kids just feels less fun.
You know what was a good comic book movie scene was https://youtu.
I thought I'd watch Logan for a fun slashy superhero movie.
@robynkanner LinkedIn says: an architect/designer in Oakland—so it seems that the wheel kept turning.
@shabbychef Whoa this is beautiful.
@shabbychef Same data (yours is just way more normalized).
A talking moose! https://twitter.
Sometimes Violence is the only answer. —Violent Justice (2016) #file -lines-txt-L5293" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://gist.
@tcarmody Sometimes death harbors us all.
@tcarmody Sometimes milk is not as innocent as it might seem.
@tcarmody Well, Tim, Sometimes the unknown should remain unknown.
Althought maybe, just maybe, Sometimes your destiny awaits on the road you took to avoid it.
On the other hand Sometimes the only way to move forward is to go back.
One other thing I know to be true is that Sometimes you have to go halfway around the world to come full circle.
The one thing I can say for certain is that Sometimes What You're Looking For Is Right Where You Left It.
For no particular reason I made a list of movie taglines that begin with “Sometimes. ” https://gist.
@ashleyfeinberg They are all still here, editing national magazines.
@joshmillard I just ordered all the life is hell books on a whim two weeks ago and got caught up on my Sullen Teen!
Other people like the ftrain http://www. stereogum.
@benfinoradin @textfiles Interesting Google is now lumped in with the UN and Rothschilds.
@andrearosen Thank you, the pressure made me finish my thing!
@ScalarElectric A real thing!
@99u I appreciate and respect your very hard work!
@99u @unscroll The @99u people were buttoned up to the point that you couldn't even see the buttons. It was wild.
@99u @unscroll The crowd laughed at my weird essay regarding raccoons which I all I ever wanted in life. Thank you, assembled designers.
I went and talked at @99u about writer's block and @unscroll (which I've kicked off again and am using to write).
Near Lincoln Center. Passed a woman in a bridal gown, standing empty-handed, as she said, “Oh shit, my flowers.
@tomcoates It's been a long time?
@tomcoates What's the best thing that could happen?
@tomcoates This is very helpful I will likely have more.
@tomcoates Why is it not a majority if she has more seats?
Why are British buckets so tall and narrow?
I think if you get caught looking at dirty stuff on Twitter you could just erase it and Tweet, “Heh. Not the first time, won't be the last.
@ashleyfeinberg @adampash @johnjcook Adam can do more than one thing at a time which is probably why he's out of the media industry.
@Beirutspring Heh. I can see/hear it a little.
@theodoreross @colindickey That's the sort of thing I'd expect a competent editor to already know.
You ever notice that the very-highest-rated dogs are the ones wearing little handmaids' wimples?
@theodoreross @colindickey Any other words start with ”S”?
@TheMFingChisa Truly the child is the father of the man.
@TheMFingChisa Wait... really?
Warming up my thick, moist takes in the take warmer until they're good 'n steamy.
Ran across this old photo of how cool I was while preparing a talk. https://twitter.
This tweet grows more meaningful every day of my life. https://twitter.
This is all the motivation I need. https://twitter.
Wow Travis Kalanick is using the lactation room to meditate... he must be pumped.
Thoughts should pick their own leaders.
@misterdisco #_ga =2. 206390805.
I love this thing. I am both the subject and the observer of this image.
mfw... actually, just mf https://twitter.
@rustyk5 “Where is your face in the montage of the bad years, Daddy?
We need to return the chaos emeralds.
I just want to get the part where everyone's like, “And as we saw, America has a tremendous capability for self-correction.
@KristyT It sounded so nice when Obama said it.
I think we overestimated the genius of the American people.
@BillSeitz @unscroll I rebuilt it up from scratch using boring technologies. Will be public soon.
@BillSeitz @unscroll No this is it.
@BillSeitz @unscroll I'm taking it day at a time but things are looking up!
@anildash @meangrape Xslt2 is a perfectly fine little glue language!
@anildash @meangrape With XSLT2 it's totally fine, see https://stackoverflow. com/a/3553327, but I'd be more likely to just wrap a Java MD converter into an xpath function?
Obviously a little typo there, “find” instead of “fine.
I finished the alpha version of my experimental CMS and it's helping me write things I'd otherwise never write. https://twitter.
@mathbabedotorg @BV @enigma_data Oh man I was there all day but had a doctor's appointment.
@BV @mathbabedotorg Cathy, I care about your problems.
@poetryforsupper It's very important.
@awbjs Ahhhhhhh HOISTING is the name of that behavior, now I know. So many things to learn in this world.
@joshmillard Don't be hyperbolic.
I had to erase that. It was a good tweet but it was going to make it past the reef of irony and keep sailing right into the ocean of morons.
TIL in JS that if you add an event handler inside a for loop when the handler is evaled it'll set the scope to the final for-loop value.
@katienotopoulos You know what else is good? Apple butter.
Good news, the Blue Whale Suicide game has been countered by the Capivara Amarela (Yellow Capybara) non-suicide game https://en. wikipedia.
It's all happening at once. https://twitter.
Understanding crowdfunding with “The Crowdsourceress”: this week Paul and Rich talk to Alex Daly, a Kickstarter expert whose company, Vann Alexandra, has managed 50 campaigns and raised more than $20 million dollars. They discuss her background and earliest introduction to crowdfunding, a number of memorable campaigns she’s run (for Neil Young, NASA, the MTA, and more), and tips and observations about building both an audience and a successful crowdfunding campaign.
@goldman @jlax @iano @iamkory The other explanation is that Facebook is filtering out your tweets.
@fwd @anildash Who else works there?
There is an RFC for out-of-office replies. https://www.
@ashleyfeinberg What if President Dorsey approved the funding of a vast Tweet Army to do really great tweets every day.
@ashleyfeinberg What if the WPA paid people to do great tweets though?
@phooky The desire to stand up and yell THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER is a human universal.
@prachipun Just on an imageboard ( http://mlkshk. com).
@ashwindeshmukh @ajaymehta @shiv1 I bought a book about Bollywood so I could understand it better, so far I've learned that Hrithik Roshan has two thumbs.
Do yourself a favor and watch the end of this movie, which is the most perfect revenge ass-kicking I've ever seen. https://youtu.
Which is why he's no fun at parties I guess.
Apparently as a child he saw a corrupt cop murder his father, mother, and baby sister and thirsts for revenge. https://en.
I watch *wood stuff on YouTube a lot & understand nothing, but I love the character of “pensive guy at party who stands alone by column. ” https://twitter.
I went and looked up the video that produced this GIF, it's pretty great. It's at: https://www.
I mean this is... murder.
@gob Or month in this. Whoops.
@gob Glenn! Page 19 is “This week in This.
Programming would be great if there weren't any users. #7052242 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.
https://twitter.
@dansinker @ashleyfeinberg https://twitter.
How much would you pay NOT to receive this magazine? https://twitter.
This is totally true—that looks like Andrew. Apparently this AI won't put up with your shit.
mfw neural networks are being unreasonably effective http://fotogenerator. npocloud.
Machine learning is powerful and will soon drive all of our cars. https://twitter.
@karenkho Because that's what we are, we have to understand.
Worse TBH. https://twitter.
@karenkho I believed that science could help Karen.
I'm sorry, God. http://fotogenerator.
@timlara The bot has about two or three years worth to go.
🤔 https://twitter.
when chrome does this it's really more of a feature more than a bug https://twitter.
@ursonate the mountain goats just released an album that seeks to answer that exact question https://en. wikipedia.
@tolar Sure, Dasgefühlsichindermittedergeradegeformtenwarteschlangedermenschenzufinden.
(Note: This tweet brought to you by @maureenflaherty and our friend Tasha who's coming at 11 to watch the kids.
Manhattan early Sat. Drank coffee sitting on the steps of a courthouse.
For software/culture nerds this is the good stuff: “What Really Happened with Vista” by Terry Crowley https://hackernoon. com/what-really-happened-with-vista-4ca7ffb5a1a?
A horse shouldn't be there! (Inner laughter peals.
Horse out of place is my favorite meme genre. See also https://m.
@TheMFingChisa It really is. "I'm going to spend hours in planning and effort in order to ruin everyone's afternoon.
Who waved at me from a moped on Park Ave?
@rustyk5 @fmanjoo @nycsouthpaw https://twitter.
@harrisj @robynkanner @PostlightStudio Cronuts can't—you—Jesus Christ.
@post_prufrock https://giphy.
@harrisj @robynkanner @PostlightStudio I just wrap things in paper towels and bury them around the office for winter.
This week, we doomed our boys to a life of cracking open warm ones.
@robynkanner @PostlightStudio my first thought is wow & my second is wait, you can eat donuts in front of other people instead of furtively snatching and scurrying?
https://giphy.
getcherlinx https://trackchanges. postlight.
Bumping this https://twitter.
@PostlightStudio is having an argument and you can help.
I for one am glad to see a return to private editing, which is more dignified.
@alexdaly__ It's good work!
Pretty great logo treatment here https://twitter.
It's Friday and sunny and TLC have a new song about it being sunny. https://m.
Twitter right: “Liberals are garbage. ” Twitter left: “Weekly reminder: Liberals are garbage.
@_cynar It's... quite good actually.
This is such a weird way for the American century to end.
I've acquired Memepool.
Blake is my friend. https://twitter.
This article about the waves of Bleeker Street's “late-stage gentrification” is well-researched and excellent. https://mobile.
@ashleyfeinberg @adampash @laceydonohue It is a bad tweet by a good person.
Launching the employee development movement: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jen Dary, the founder of Plucky, “a consulting firm that helps companies with their people. ” They discuss the value of retention over hiring, how to reframe thinking about career paths, Jen’s “employee development” approach to human resources challenges for both people and companies, and a pivotal conversation while stuck in traffic on the Verrazano Bridge.
I'm going to test it out now and see what happens.
This is an AMAZING feature, and it's about time. Congratulations to the product team.
HAS THAT ALWAYS BEEN THERE? https://twitter.
Wait you can log off from Twitter?
Kim Dotcom WILL share the truth—but it will take 100 minutes to download all six files, and when you unrar it, it'll need a password.
@SarahJamieLewis Following her personal, cultural, and technological interests?
me before i take my shoes off and throw them in the lake vs me after https://twitter.
my kids were asking to watch some video online and this is the only one i could think of https://twitter.
@patbits well it is close to midnight http://thebulletin. org/sites/default/files/Final%202017%20Clock%20Statement.
@adrjeffries as a shamboling fattie i think about this a lot. feels like destiny.
@jimaley @stephcd http://eighteen25.
@ericgeller @ashleyfeinberg Eric, We've never met, but I'd like to take a moment to say that I appreciate your hard work making this website better every single day.
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@adampash @anildash @ashleyfeinberg @HeyVeronica @richziade I was just kidding I see all the GitHub commits that start with “xforms.
@adampash @ashleyfeinberg @HeyVeronica God I constantly forget you work here.
parsing marc records https://twitter.
https://twitter.
My little boy spontaneously hugged me and told me I was the best daddy this morning. Didn't correct him.
Adding the Ghost In the Shell soundtrack to any video just makes sense https://tubedubber. com/?
@bluechoochoo That's like the 150th worst thing.
According to the terms of his agreement, they now have to pick three Fox anchors to seal into his tomb to ease his journey.
Gonna erase that last tweet before it jumps the fence of irony into dipshitville.
This home video of post-punks taking the train to Coney Island in 1987 is... a beautiful portrait of family.
YouTube knows me... very well.
Polls in mobile web!
This guy at a Scottish hospital getting ketamine for his ankle is real good stuff https://www. youtube.
The spectacle of this gruelling nine day nightmare shitshow global Presidential trip is going to burned into our consciousness for decades.
@maureenflaherty @anildash A man picked Mo and me up in a snowstorm when the trains wouldn't run when we really needed to get to the doctor.
@photomatt @PostlightStudio @pentagram It's just hummin' along.
NETFLIX: It seemed like a good idea to do a fifth season of Arrested Development. NARRATOR: It wasn't.
http://nypost.
@studiesincrap Things should be better now.
New York’s Legislature Is On The Brink Of Passing Universal Healthcare http://www. villagevoice.
(Made by @PostlightStudio , working closely with the Voice [obvs] and @Pentagram . More to come!
Check out this beautifully-designed and carefully-engineered new website for the legendary Village Voice http://www. villagevoice.
I also have my subpoena crayon ready. https://twitter.
this is the way that a bill becomes a law https://twitter.
@michelet On a more serious note, Jared is going to have to work SO HARD.
@michelet They're known for their generous sense of fun and their tolerance for mistakes.
@johnshankman @htagl Notes! https://trackchanges.
ATTACK THE STACK. On the podcast, we force @johnshankman of @htagl to explain what the hell is web advertising https://soundcloud.
The writer, Alex Tizon, finished this story and died.
Dear God. “My Family's Slave.
Blondie is actually the name of the band, the name of the singer is Blondie's Monster.
You just have to give it enough traffic candy.
My kids played so much Pokémon Go this weekend I was reading the news and thought, a Chartbeat evolves into a Chartbeast.
@gob The original productivity guru.
Understanding advertising on the web: this week Paul and Rich talk to John Shankman, an internet advertising veteran who has worked at companies like Federated Media, Huffington Post, and The Awl Network. He currently runs Hashtag Labs, a company that helps make ad tech more manageable for independent publishers.
This is an important historical document https://www. youtube.
Dammit I was hoping that would end Twitter.
@seldo @maxlinsky @goldman To quote Emily Dickinson in this dark time, hope is the thing with fetters.
This horse is going to whinny so much you're going to get tired of whinnying.
When you're a Vice President and you truly love a horse that's called a stable transfer of government.
@Jo_Livingstone Or any day at the stables.
Complicated day for Mike Pence.
It's made my Hmms much richer and more expressive.
Emacs trick: Type CTRL-u + number, then letter, to repeat it that many times. So: H CTRL-u 40 m = Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I CALL IT A COOKIZZA https://www. youtube.
@nytimes https://www. youtube.
@PJVogt https://www. youtube.
@jenniferdaniel We talked about it with @sippey and he had some insights that I've applied ever since https://trackchanges. postlight.
A visit to Dorothy Day's rooms https://www. facebook.
This was slipped under our door and is adorable but why do I keep having flashbacks to an abandoned mental hospital? https://twitter.
#0 " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www. theonion.
@DeanHach I can imagine a fund with events tied to when the Economist mentions certain economists.
@DeanHach It's ALWAYS a bad sign for the world economy when the Economist reminds us that Marx is a serious economic thinker.
@robynkanner I'm sorry about the rain.
@bluechoochoo I feel like we're out past the choppy reef in the big blue ocean now.
@ShmendrikLamar @richziade Good point—we're pretty focused on NYC on our thinking on that one.
@bn2b I was in Moxy Früvous, is there anywhere my experience could be useful?
“One More Try on the FTP” from May 28, 1975 https://www. rfc-editor.
Most of my code is bug-free and works great, with few exceptions. https://twitter.
@tomcoates @hondanhon It's not really irony, though. We're just empathizing with our oppressor, who is ourself.
@leahfinnegan Definitely one of the top 700 words I'd associate with you.
In a major plot twist it turns out that @leahfinnegan ... loves...
this is from 2014 https://twitter.
The thing to remember is that Liz Spayd won the electoral college vote. Like it or not, that's how our system works.
What Is Love, but in another room #notes " target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://fromanotherroom. tumblr.
@ohkarolle Oof no idea!
this audio is spectacular https://news. vice.
How Kansas's (successful! ) attempts to create a tech innovation hub ended up in murder.
https://twitter.
“Watch them start to choke like dogs,” Trump says, having fun. “Watch what happens.
@davidfg That's totally true. Pat Weaver (Sigourney's father!
@anildash Hmm https://www. google.
@anildash I was talking about your tweets.
@anildash I mean the good parts happened and were incredibly good. But the bad has been unprecedentedly, species-riskingly bad.
The Obama Foundation building should just be a giant popcorn maker available to everyone watching this horror show.
People believe what they want to believe is all I'm saying, including me.
The ethos around Internet technology was that it would make us smarter, informed citizens better able to act in enlightened self-interest.
A mailed diploma is still a perfectly good diploma but the chance to boo Betsey DeVos is once-in-a-lifetime.
@john_overholt Wait John if I visited you would just let me look at really old books?
@jcsalterego It should!
This truly is a wonderful era for bad writers.
I am... [peach cobbler falls out of pocket]...
@supalaze immediately afterwards my guy was like, "umm what's 51 plus 6?
https://twitter.
chrome shows me this when i look at my cookies and i kind of love it https://twitter.
is this the america liberals want https://twitter.
Walked 5yo son to school. I asked, “When do you think you'll be too old to hold my hand?
“Coup de Trump” is okay but what about Coup Coup Bananas, Top Cop Chopped, F. B.
@gob True!
God was the first angel investor.
oh okay python so i'm simple and lazy now https://twitter.
@patbits @richziade Is it?
@shani_o I mean, I'd settle for singing like Niki and the Dove.
@osulop They've aged out of those but into Magic School Bus (okay, okay) and nature documentaries (thank God).
@livlab Not saying I don't love it! Just saying it's a lot of Christmas.
VICE News is going deeeeeep on POPULISM which is... really good to do right now.
@ranggiana OCTONAUTS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
When you stay at home with a sick kindergartener in May and she wants to watch the Christmas episode of Octonauts.
@Mister_Milligan @richziade Fair. Very fair.
@john_overholt @robinsloan @djoats02 John Be glad you are not Twitter. Also I agree!
@jackiefloyd i'm ready. watching him become a huge wonk has been fun and satisfying.
check it out an actual human hero http://www. cbsnews.
From Uber to Mars to the New York City bus system: this week Paul and Rich talk about the highs and lows of tech industry’s relationship with transportation, where some apps dismantle industries and others knit cities together. The conversation includes Rich’s theories about tech billionaires and space travel, Paul’s paean to express busses and the MTA Bus Time API, and a segment in which Rich roleplays as Travis Kalanick—and Paul gets to tell the Uber CEO exactly how he feels.
@jackrusher this is...
Counterpoint: https://herb. ashp.
https://twitter.
The world is what it is, but I can still wave back at the Statue of Liberty every morning on my commute. https://twitter.
Gallery of programming UIs http://alarmingdevelopment. org/?
@amandafrench @beep It's just where you put the things that make you no money.
@lizbarry @NYCParks @TreeKIT @SpaceOfFlows @jackiewtlu @JessieBraden @PeterTiso My kids and I interrupted Pokémon Go to figure out the numbers of trees on our walk today. It was sweet.
Political Meme Magic just died on the Meme Maginot.
@mathowie @KristyT @jennschiffer Related: I miss the first half of 2001.
@mathowie @KristyT @jennschiffer Ulgh, exactly, what's worse than having a smiling fun picture of yourself in the New York Times.
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
@jennschiffer https://twitter.
@jennschiffer @mathowie https://twitter.
of course it uses leaflet for mapping https://tree-map. nycgovparks.
the map of all the trees in NYC is really one hell of a thing https://tree-map. nycgovparks.
@jenniferdaniel The Avatar sequel looks good.
http://www. theonion.
@papertyger Right but the Titanic necklace was actually called “heart of the ocean.
Both Moana and Titanic are movies about returning stolen jewelry.
@GrahamStarr I am very sad that piece ended up so weirdly prescient. I didn't think the dictatorship would be us, though.
Dealing with modern JS, by @adampash https://trackchanges. postlight.
These people. https://twitter.
@anthonylydgate <pretension>I was obsessed with articulating absence and emptiness. It was a sort of self conscious follow-on to https://themorningnews.
@anthonylydgate holy shit. i have almost no memory of writing that.
@kaythaney @VetsWhoCode It's a small organization that is trying to grow, partially in this direction. I have a lot of faith in @JeromeHardaway .
. @VetsWhoCode I mean...
. @VetsWhoCode I just gave $100 because I'm socially awkward but if you boost the signal that would be good.
People: @VetsWhoCode which is an organization that helps vets... code is asking people to give $10 and tag 10 folks.
@harrisj @18F You've seen things we wouldn't believe. Procurement off the shoulder of 295.
@phooky It was so good it existed at all.
@ManagerSana When poll creation works on web mobile there can be specific praise.
@ManagerSana This is a good account.
Right but gender is binary. https://twitter.
@harrisj The hill they live on is bones.
@harrisj I just watched this and...
In conclusion, Brooklyn.
@studiesincrap also: http://www. themovingarts.
@aaronlammer @richziade Aaron... It was a year.
@Emdashes Emily! Hi!
. @adactio https://twitter.
. @adactio For the people who ask me, “how do I get into this?
So @adactio wrote a free primer about the foundations of web-building and it's a GREAT intro to all the STUFF. https://resilientwebdesign.
I didn't know https://www. xml.
@maxlinsky @richziade @aaronlammer right. also i'm sure i've looked at you five or ten times in incomprehension.
@leahfinnegan it's actually on the calendar https://twitter.
@BradyDale DrexEl. Know your Darbies, Brady.
May Day 2012 https://twitter.
Product management, from journalism to music to podcasts. This week Paul and Rich talk to Aaron Lammer about the three prongs of his career—as the co-founder of Longform, as a musician with Francis and the Lights, and as the host of Stoner, a new podcast about weed.
@jackrusher @aphyr True! It's the ultimate Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval!
@bennyfactor it....... IS!
This co is in our building and I chat with them in the elevator sometimes and they've pulled off something coooooool https://www. cockroachlabs.
If anyone is looking for clips lmk I'll forward your info. https://twitter.
@drunkenbee It sounds terrrrrrrible.
@drunkenbee https://twitter.
@michelet From this poll I'm learning that I might be a little tightly wound. I do a six-step four-area checklist.
@rgodfrey @ohhoe Webmonkey!
POLL: How do you leave the house?
Food Qty Calories 100-calorie unit of flavor 2 200 French Fries, 1 oz.
cool cool but maybe 2018 first https://www. nytimes.
Movie and TV bedtimes: “Goodnight, you Princes of Maine. ” [Lights off.
@TheMFingChisa My EXACT thought too when it popped into the feed!
I can walk again. Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c.
Whoa, the room got quiet, all I did was ask if there'd ever be a Mr. Frizzle.
@redkeg All good either way.
ABC should not have run that. Press charges, up to them.
1) https://twitter. com/blingspice/status/858520766211641347 2) http://www.
https://twitter.
Mom and son on the kiss cam. https://i.
@jackrusher @associatesmind But also they drove in cars and counted dogs.
@jackrusher @associatesmind This is Paul Rand level design for big consulting.
@associatesmind https://twitter.
“This is a 55 page deck on loose dogs. ” https://twitter.
new thor looks good https://twitter.
$60 million is what the owner of the Washington Post likely spends per annum on, like, space toilet research. https://twitter.
It's a pretty normal part of being a NYT reader.
I update it every Sunday on a yellow legal pad, with a blunt #4 pencil in my fist, rocking in my chair, making a high pitch grunting squeal.
Don't get me wrong. At least ten of those names have an asterisk next to them to indicate they should be promoted.
You're all welcome to your opinion on this climate dick, but as a NYT reader I have a 3-page single-spaced list of names I update weekly.
I love when Twitter appoints itself NYT HR.
I admire this piece because there's a lot of detail it leaves out in order to focus on something more important. https://twitter.
When your mom comes over. https://twitter.
@meaghano https://mobile. twitter.
@meaghano @CharoShane It's good to delete things.
I talk a lot of shit on this website but these Slack mobile tools buttons are fantastic design work. https://twitter.
@jenniferdaniel Was it a good five minutes?
@tomcoates Tom! You are such a thoughtful person and get up to such interesting things.
@aedison @meaghano What are people replying to I can't tell if I'm being yelled at.
Science is just God's opinion. https://twitter.
@patbits Sure, son. And please get me some more of those vegan potstickers while I get a lap dance from Chynnifer.
@patbits I wonder if you go to the club with your dad if he gives you a big pack of $1s like it's Chuck E Cheese.
Say what you will but Nate's priorities are exceptionally clear.
Quote from a Portland guy caught up in the local feud between the vegan strip club and the steakhouse strip club. https://broadly.
@sccarmichael This is very solid. Sensible.
Very glad to see this cleared up. https://twitter.
@motdiem no less than THREE guests! we should get Doree on, too!
@AndySchultz @PJVogt this is...
@gregorg @PJVogt We have a special collection of about hundreds of similar at work.
@PJVogt It's VERY good.
this web site has no chill https://twitter.
@PJVogt https://www. youtube.
@skamille Okay I bought it.
@skamille I see so many retweeted photos of it on Twitter that I thought I had!
@caseyjohnston @leahfinnegan This is... not surprising.
@rebeccablood Look the real story isn't the kidnapping. The real story is lower taxes.
@leahfinnegan J.
@knowtheory No because it's wonderful, to hell with it, it's a purely satisfying book.
@leahfinnegan Old me would have mocked some of these but new me is just, “looks good to me.
@kentbrew What's the best book on there so far?
Here's where I'm at right now. How you doing?
@RobotPliers Thank you.
@lauraolin It's just relentless boring governance done without any flash and with tongue very very slightly in cheek I love it.
@lauraolin I'm so in the bag for Franken who seems to work hard on very boring things and has porridge breakfast for his constituents.
Seems like a little bit of a projection. https://twitter.
@ShmendrikLamar No I never have and I am forbidden from growing a beard by my spouse.
MY FRIENDS! Here is more of my gigantic head saying the things that I say about CONTENT.
Given that, for example, the trains stop running well when it rains, it's hard to see how this is anything but a world-class shit tornado. https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan It's the best at what it does. Also it is evil and bad.
@leahfinnegan There are some things the Post does so incredibly well. Like that lead photo plus the adjective "vivacious.
@aphyr @skamille Also works well in Professor Frink voice.
@AGoldmund If you are in high school in 1994 it's so good.
@Papapishu @derektmead Agree with Chris and also not taking the bait.
https://www. theverge.
@michelet I mean sometimes it's pure joy though.
@AdamWeinstein Hell yes. I was around 11 and it was the first place where I got to see adult people acting like complete idiots.
@AdamWeinstein me too right then. at vets.
@AGoldmund Don't be jealous, this is just one bad tweet. I'm not someone like you who has the skill and talent to do bad tweets every day.
Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search through vast amounts of information to find patterns and clues. He was a greplicant.
@anildash @Knepherbird @jennschiffer @DevXCon He's one of the leading collectors of Alamo-related memorabilia, and is a world-class Fort Alamo expert and scholar.
@jennschiffer @DevXCon @anildash This tweet is way too mean but I'm going to let it stand because twitter needs more good burns.
@Johann_MG @PostlightStudio We will look into it!
@jennschiffer @DevXCon @anildash Huh I forgot but we still need one.
@jennschiffer @DevXCon @anildash It'll be great if there's one thing Anil is known for it's for sharing the stage.
this is a good gif https://twitter.
I would like a supercut of Errol Morris yelling questions at interview subjects from off-camera.
. @seldo @PostlightStudio A little more here https://trackchanges.
We just had the nicest chat with @seldo at @PostlightStudio https://soundcloud.
Downloadable PDFs of issues, very great to see. https://twitter.
@TimCushing I mean it's a perfect song! But also, my lord.
Sometimes you read the lyrics to your favorite songs from high school and go what in god's name was I doing. https://twitter.
Retweeting because it's nice to trot your own warhorses out from time to time. https://twitter.
@alexismallen Just goin day by day, but thanks I love you.
And then Meatcat flies away on his, um, skateboard.
You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza—you got Cheesy Blasters! And then all the kids say “Thanks, Meatcat!
Managing the world’s largest software registry: this week Paul and Rich talk to Laurie Voss, chief operating officer of npm, the JavaScript package manager that gives 7 million programmers worldwide access to hundreds of thousands of packages. They discuss how npm works and the details of its past, present, and future—as well as how removing one tiny piece from it can break the entire internet.
@jrobertlennon I've thought long and hard about this situation and determined that the most valuable service I can provide here is being dumb as hell.
Ironically I'm tweeting this from Venice during an outbreak of cholera.
I don't... disagree with much of his argument...
... Lyotard...
You should resist the temptation to disagree.
When an academic writes, “We should resist the temptation to rehash these debates,” I want to rehash these debates. https://www.
@kjhealy The hotel you deserve after that is JAIL.
@BradyDale MSFT is MAYBE Godzilla.
@djmicrobeads @HarshilShah1910 I think at that scale it's like countries. You have trade agreements and diplomacy but a strong military too.
I mean look at, what do they call it, Area Fifty-(unintelligible). The (unintelligible) we have there, you'd (unintelligible) your pants.
“May you live in interesting times! ” is not an ancient Chinese curse.
@BradyDale Where the hell else should things end up though?
They are going to get rid of the five star system and just make funding decisions based on thumbs up/down. https://twitter.
I'm not a sophisticated thinker; I basically see the tech industry in terms of Pacific Rim.
Whereas Kaijuwise Uber is clearly into knocking down the Transamerica tower with its laser breath.
It's an interesting contrast with Amazon which just seems like a gigantic robot God cruelly indifferent to the humans who don't worship it.
@rustyk5 No it wasn't a rogue effort, we are just colossal assholes who do what we want and fuck your rules! No one pretends otherwise.
@rustyk5 It's clearly not even a plausible deniability thing. Or “rogue engineers.
Players ask forgiveness, poors ask permission.
I love that Uber violated Apple ToS and Apple rolled over and said can u not. And that Uber allegedly stole plans from Google, an investor.
Look we all sign up for shit we shouldn't. But it's always good to go to security settings and see what has access to what.
They would eat a Squirtle.
My kids aren't even bothered that Pokémon are delicious.
What kind of Pokémon would be the most delicious?
God I love monsters. https://twitter.
@bobshepherd It really was the best. Also coffee with roommates later.
@_cynar With just the motive power of her personality and also probably some very okay grants.
@_cynar Oh wow. I've watched it a few times over the years and I always find myself going HOW did she PULL THIS OFF.
@_cynar Never seen it I will look for it.
@Stv @timbray I'm getting reports it was turntable.
@michaelbshane Did it let you do that? Sigh.
@sehugg Oh... My...
I wish there was a way to do real time listening parties on twitter. Everyone starts an album at the same time and shoots the shit.
Aborting the mission and returning to earth.
@seldo @casualsheets I really like making spreadsheets I think it's cool.
I have made a TERRIBLE error in judgment.
Right now this is very long in drum fills and very short on both armadillos and tanks.
I'm hoping things pick up by the time we get to “V. Manticore.
The instrumental open was the longest three minutes of my life and there are 17 minutes to go. On this first song.
Can't sleep so looks like it's time for https://twitter.
@seldo Are you aware of @casualsheets ?
@_cynar i love that version but... this one where I think she's at BAM https://youtu.
Ford Motor Company now sponsors the Dumpster Project http://dumpsterproject.
Sometimes I get these little flashes of insight that help me understand why all the women so often want to strangle all the men.
Lots of educators live in the dumpster now it's not just for divorced dumpster professors! It's a movement.
I suddenly remembered Dumpster Professor and looked him up and wouldn't you know it it's now THE DUMPSTER PROJECT http://dumpsterproject.
If your happy and you know it..... https://imgur.
@neuey @shabbychef I forgot about the awkward home goods.
@EmilyGorcenski Thank you I am a little proud of that one.
HAIL HYDROX https://twitter.
Whoah-ohh we're halfway there whoa-oh https://twitter.
Ludacris Llama Llama Red Pajama Freestyle (via http://www. metafilter.
@waxpancake return {'exists':True, 'response':r2.
It's easy to say Theranos but maybe it's time to start saying Therayess.
You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn https://twitter.
@DeanHach When I first saw this I thought it was about pregnant clippy.
This is an example of my mentorship aesthetic. https://twitter.
attn @DeanHach https://twitter.
@kateo @SamuelHulick Hi Kate it was nice to meet you. Hi also Samuel!
this is the longest wrestler entrance https://www. youtube.
Bloomberg Lens: Scan the news. Get more insight.
@anildash Hehehehe he was a very good little snuggler.
@SetkaEditor Thanks!
@MadeTrade8 https://twitter.
@rachel_shorey @harrisj @jeremybowers OOH this is a great idea, just searching GitHub for profanity and watching the teacher lose their mind.
@harrisj Guys do you know that every movie you love features computer code? And every game on your phone?
@harrisj SHOW... ME...
The lead photo on this is stellar. https://www.
Don't listen to that Mt Eerie album on public transit or anywhere people can see your face holy shit.
@post_prufrock See you could have quit twitter right then and everyone would have thought it was cool.
@phyllisstein Also as your parents get older they are more like kids. In conclusion, my god.
I just gained 3 pounds and I needed some microhedonic limbic stimulus since I can't eat Jolly Ranchers for breakfast.
I like that that tweet allowed me to make a joke about death, poke fun at giant automated media companies, and demonstrate impeccable taste.
Upon careful consideration I'm pretty sure my Spotify automatic “Daily Mix”... Is trying to kill me.
@N1icky It's a useful filter!
I have a case of Capri Suns and a rolling pin in case anyone wants to drop off $120 million to take this prototype into production.
@jackrusher Hash algo?
Silicon Valley Juicebags Feel the Squeeze https://twitter.
“Go squeeze a bag of juice” sounds really filthy.
@christopheredi @PostlightStudio @business Give us time!
@todrobbins @NiemanLab . .
Conclusion: SHA1 hash of file URL, base36 encoded, saved to FS using first six chars of hash 1/2/3/4/5/6/$filename. jpg.
@starsturncold @resentfultweet five arabs is an 80s post-punk band that's actually two arabs and two white guys.
@sawyerh @PostlightStudio @business Thanks!
@leahfinnegan leah do you like a financial perspective on any news story?
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You know what can't be squeezed by hand? The blockchain.
friends have you heard the good news about @PostlightStudio and @business https://trackchanges. postlight.
@waltisfrozen But then you put it right into the image SRC tag!
@leahfinnegan i mean...
POLL: Best way to store a couple million thumbnails for web app?
@dbentley @anildash We're each exhausting in our own way but if you put us together we are like the Voltron of Exasperation.
@anildash True that was a terrible mistake.
@anildash Wow this tweet just turned Fog Creek into a media company and lowered your valuation 85%.
@philnelson @NiemanLab Will show up in related news. If there were an Ethical Practices API keyed to ticker symbols out there we cld integrate it.
@anildash Morning Anil.
I love saying things to journalists. https://twitter.
@Dockjaw Dad. Can I have money.
@nzle Jarrett's height is not a hostage situation Nozlee.
then, at 9PM https://twitter.
https://twitter.
Party tomorrow u should come https://www. eventbrite.
Postmodernism under construction just looks pre-broken. https://twitter.
good @waxpancake on how remix artist pogo's intense MRA politics affect his reception on social media http://waxy.
We ship again! Postlight and Bloomberg launch a new web tool that makes you smarter, and your news better By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight For desktop, a shiny new Chrome extension; for mobile, a whole new share sheet experience.
We, Postlight, made something new with Bloomberg Media! A nice fellow named Michael Shane, who is the Global Head of Digital Innovation for Bloomberg ...
@liammcbrooklyn I mean...
You can hire me to babysit.
Today's tally: Spilled milk, forgot son's lunch, pocket-Facetimed Mom, photo shoot with fly down, broke chair while teaching and fell over.
I also love my wife and children.
We are about to start transcoding a ton of video and it's very exciting. Nothing I love more than a long-running batch process.
@derektmead @MikeIsaac Depends on who plays the woman in the new HBO series NAPKIN.
Update: When I went to teach my class I broke a chair and fell backwards. https://twitter.
I had to stare at this for a minute to parse it. It's really good.
Update: Received this Slack message after the photo shoot. https://twitter.
@anildash @tinysubversions Co-founder so it's really only half a founder.
@anildash @mathbabedotorg @thrimpth Yep. Anil and I have our roles but you have the data.
@mathbabedotorg @thrimpth @anildash cathy you're too good at math and your opinions are too informed for these panels.
@thrimpth @anildash Pro: I always know I'll see Anil soon. Con: Our kids play nicely together and we forget to schedule family times.
Absolutely EVERYTHING you can ever think of has already been done on the Internet. https://twitter.
@thrimpth @anildash If we weren't old, good friends it would be excruciating.
@thrimpth @anildash Sandy, I would say about 1/3 to 1/2 of the things I get invited to participate in I go and, yep, there's Anil. We are joined for life.
@anildash HARD AGREE. $2/$2.
@anildash I thought people from Mechanicsburg, PA, were good at math?
@anildash Jesus Christ Anil do I have to build you a web app.
@reppep Yeah but I can't stand to lose another Brooklyn diner.
You just wanted some eggs and now there's injustice. That's the story of Twitter right there.
And then you have to reply to the dude and go, “Yes, I left $10. 75 on a $9.
SIR YOU SAID YOU SPILLED MILK ARE YOU AWARE A WORKING CLASS WOMAN HAD TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR PATRIARCHY YES I USED SIR IRONICALLY.
I pointed out the tip because I don't want to get yelled at by Twitter Hegemony Patrol or as I call them the hedgies.
Why do we even have that cup?
I'm having my photo taken, giving press demos of a new product, and teaching a class today so I'm sure everything is going to go fine now.
Spilled coffee milk in diner (left 100% tip). Forgot son's lunch.
@mmcwatters That's when I reach for http://aldesigns. com!
@ellenjpollock1 does this mean you have to put "nyt" in your Twitter handle?
What is this even https://www. nytimes.
@redkeg @xxbobbyzxx It means I'm an idiot.
@smorewithface As long as it annoys people on Twitter I have no choice but to continue.
@HappyHorseSkull I trusted science and democracy and look what's happened.
@HappyHorseSkull My cat's kidney functions don't depend on moon dust, HHS.
@adampash @ashleyfeinberg everyone workshops adam. everyone.
@cstrauber Nope!
I'm sorry I need to erase this one. https://twitter.
@jplotkin Oh yeah those trolls were foul. The gnomes definitely had a lot of sex, too.
@seldo Laurie you are one of the only people I know who has normal-colored eyes.
Betcha regret rejecting me now, Swarthmore!
I set my laptop on fire and watched it burn, then I married my horse. I have achieved Inbox Nero.
@smithsj Let's not lose focus Stephen.
This has nothing to do with the cat water fountain it's just something I think about ever since I read https://twitter.
My entire house periodically sounds like an old gnome with prostate problems is taking a leak.
I am in general 100% pro-science, which is why I must ask why science can't make a good cat water fountain.
Digital innovation and collaboration: this week Paul and Rich sit down with Michael Shane, the Global Head of Digital Innovation for Bloomberg. They discuss his journey from professional clarinetist to applying for an editorial position on a whim to developing big and small ideas across platforms and divisions at Bloomberg.
@vboykis This is....
@leahfinnegan Leah don't make me say it, you know how I feel.
Shld pt out wired has been doing great stuff it's just showing signs of a meaningful reset as well.
Also this https://twitter.
Oh shit I forgot Backchannel which is also doing great work. We are literally spoiled for choice in many regards.
@max_read Jesus Christ I wish.
Max is right. He has built a team at Select All that is much smarter and better than he is.
@max_read What IS grumpy cat up to these days?
@joshuadecter Yep.
This is the result of people arguing for decades that tech stories are global stories. It was not something media people wanted to hear.
Lots of indie political/tech thinky things happening too, like Logic; tech is now a first-class subject worthy of critical thinking.
Between Motherboard, Outline, and Bloomberg we are getting... very good tech journalism.
Google knows exactly how many eggs are inside a golden goose. https://twitter.
Trump is President now. https://twitter.
Not the books I read, which are each 40,000 pages long and rich in intertextual play. https://twitter.
hmm https://open. spotify.
@marcprecipice It's from five years ago! I was basically a tiny child of 37 and not in any way responsible for my actions.
@textfiles I don't think people were being THAT serious, it was just offered as an explanation.
@CopyEditComment indigo or gtfo https://developer. mozilla.
@mariabustillos @zeynep Oh wow so many sermons are online well I know where I'll be for the next few years.
@mariabustillos @zeynep There's a very Protestant sense of faith being tested that's in there too. I'm curious what the mainstream sermons are like these days.
Please write that hot take in purple text with every word underlined because I've ALREADY SEEN IT.
See, Aaron understands. https://twitter.
@rustyk5 Excellent idea.
I have to delete this. My God.
Everyone this is an amazing time for in-browser emulation. Time for some MAME theory.
@zeynep As my friend @mariabustillos says, there are good surprises too!
@zeynep I'm waiting for some unholy hybrid of Alex Jones and Amy Goodman to start livestreaming from a New England woodshop.
@zeynep I see the impeachment fantasy as people saying, prove to me this is a righteous system. When that fails they'll fall to conspiracy thinking.
@zeynep Oh yes, it is! The house is burning and we don't go get buckets, but assume our system of checks and balances will address our bucket gap.
@zeynep Not saying it will, just saying that's the mental model I was raised with.
@zeynep I see this as organic and natural Americanness and expect it to be followed by disillusionment, then waves of righteousness.
@skamille Beats doing it on the train where everybody can judge.
[TALKING MOOSE SIREN] CRYSTAL QUEST IN BROWSER https://archive. org/details/CrystalQuest_2_2_5M https://twitter.
The Elements of Bureaucratic Style https://longreads.
@jessamyn sort of—they merged in 1985 https://en. wikipedia.
@mmcwatters No bad ideas at this stage of ideation.
POLL: The Charging Bull statue at Bowling Green should be replaced by a statue of...
Get rid of the bull AND the girl and put the LaGuardia statue there instead. https://twitter.
@waldojaquith switch to jellybeans and you'll throw up a rainbow!
@waldojaquith there's only a half hour left to feel like utter garbage so i recommend these https://twitter.
@eaton REST is already such a massive abstraction layer I'm not sure I need another.
@eaton I mean... the new code is shorter, simpler, more explicit, faster, and works.
@michelet Fantastic work tonight Misha.
This is one hell of a... feature.
@djacobs @michalmigurski I mean, the current status, which is that it's strongly recommended by the stdlib urllib docs, works really well in practice.
@michalmigurski Huh! No idea.
I got into a bad corner with coreapi and realized that it felt like a more modern WSDL and now I'm back hitting URLs directly & FEELIN GOOD.
The programmable web can either be a garbage fire of frustration or a place of order and refuge and that's down to libraries like Requests.
If you ever want to see code stuff done right just look at the python “requests” library. http://docs.
I am @ftrain on http://oulipo. social.
@page88 @verified @tcarmody Oh no no I don't want the mark.
@page88 Exactly. "Great job, AGAIN.
@page88 Our close is Wednesday night, so any time Wednesday aft is probably plenty.
@page88 Boy can they turn over copy though!
It's the day before Easter, when we are redeemed into a new life of love by the risen Son, anyway here's a list of deserving minorities.
Actually this is for the closed-minded. https://twitter.
@phooky https://twitter.
@goldman i just keep thinking about https://twitter.
A love letter to tacky and amazing 70s baseball uniforms and logos https://nyti.
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Don't stand in the line and scream and whine there's no... ice cream...
Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck we just ran out of ice cream....
No fudgsicles or popsicles, no sprinkle-covered cones. When you scream for ice cream, you will always scream alone!
Don't stand in the line and scream and whine, there's no I've cream for you.
Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck, we just ran out of ice cream.
We are at the park, the ice cream truck pulled up, and the kids started whining, so I had opportunity to break out my alt-Mr. Softee lyrics.
it's a beautiful photo but you know it's a little awkward given the number of hookups https://twitter.
i want every aspect of this bot's tweet... so badly...
@Greg_Lindsay I mean... that's actually appropriate.
@leyawn According to GOODNIGHT GORILLA sometimes they go home with the zookeeper!! Everyone should stockpile vitamins, medications, and clean water.
If the world is gonna end they might as well revoke the cig tax.
Ladies where your undies at https://twitter.
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so @phyllisstein reminded me of barbra streisand's first appearance on TV and I keep thinking about it https://youtu. be/o3XNmb5A-gk?
@internetofshit Every Iain Banks Culture novel names its drones, so there's a strong literary precedent.
@heyitsal @maureenflaherty I could get there.
@bbedit You were never bare bones to me; you always seemed very full-featured. Thanks for the good times!
@phyllisstein I mean there's a certain pt where making a boy read more Bashevis-Singer is just unethical.
@phyllisstein In retrospect I may have been conditioned that I had to move to NYC.
@phyllisstein Right she's not fully formed but every one of those old seen-it-all hacks is like W in the everloving F is THIS?
@phyllisstein Wow Judy isn't taking any prisoners.
@phyllisstein The next woman who was that campy and talented that young was maybe Kate Bush? Like that talent is SO rare.
@phyllisstein So I have a sweet spot for https://youtu.
@dylan20 just...
Maybe YOU weren't raised on Holly Near and the Yentl soundtrack but this is my real life. https://twitter.
you can zoom in on that streisand photograph and it's unbelievably rewarding https://pbs. twimg.
If this was really a patriarchy wouldn't it be a father of all bombs?
@kosamari @ginatrapani @PostlightStudio @todotxt We were talking about text-based TODO formats and yes okay I could not help myself.
If Shakespeare wrote plays today every opening monologue would start with the words “My Quill Made It.
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this was a good ad for shoes in 2010 https://www. youtube.
when millennials capitalize words they use https://twitter.
@john_overholt John I just look at your work here and nod my head gently with raw admiration and respect.
Linguistics question: Which verb inflection should I use to acknowledge that the addressee is a millennial?
We had some great times in college. https://twitter.
@redkeg but could future do this https://open. spotify.
I love self-threads because they are the conversation I have in my head.
I wish they were doing that David Bowie thing where you bought stock in an artist's future career because then you could buy Future futures.
I'm about to test the limits of how many times a human can listen to the Future/Rihanna song on repeat.
@skamille Oh yeah that is an actual crime.
@skamille Heheh rn everyone who knows you is going OH JESUS DID I STAND CAMILLE UP OH GOD OH NO.
@theodoreross http://www. wnyc.
Hey buddy let me take you an a real short boat ride... on the Friendship Express.
@jfeckstein that's the thing!
and yes nerds it's -11,931,208,779. 4552 years-worth of seconds which is close enough to 13.
@mabufo it's very random!
GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! https://twitter.
@RickWebb Oh hell yes I call that petting the hand, I love it.
@RickWebb “Consider this prototype an aperitif, to stimulate the conversation ahead.
@RickWebb God bless them all, for certain.
@RickWebb My co-founder ran a shop for ten years, so it's not THAT bananacakes. The transition from writer to salesperson has been BRACING however.
@RickWebb You learn, you laugh, you love.
@RickWebb We could do staff aug while building the pipeline, so we didn't experience the same level of pain. Although we were 30 people at launch.
@RickWebb Again, in a good way.
@RickWebb Well... actually...
@whaleandpetunia @imaginary_nums http://imgur.
@rebeccablood it all looks a little...
@RickWebb Oh I should clarify, the Agency book.
@RickWebb It's very accurate.
@RickWebb RICK! I was reading your book THIS MORNING.
fizzbuzz considered as a jazz standard (by jazz musician coder @jeffowler ) http://blog. jfo.
@ezramechaber @goldman @claydumas @iano @Medium When Joe Barton starts talking about what's in the source of the HTML page, that's like watching the end of Titanic for me.
@ezramechaber @goldman @claydumas @iano @Medium never forget https://www. c-span.
@claydumas @iano @goldman @Medium “Which brings us to the sexual subculture around the mythical world of Gor.
It is very likely that Jeffrey has written way more proposals than you have. https://medium.
@BradyDale You are not crazy but it's a lot of narrators.
@BradyDale I have no idea what's real. I'm sure there are many open letters to come.
@harrisj Look's like it's time to... llama...
god help us all https://www. drupalconfessions.
It melted. https://twitter.
@DeanHach @richziade Wow this is my nightmare.
@imaginary_nums I think it's ...
@leahfinnegan In particular I'd draw your attention to its conclusion, that “We can have it all. Just not all at the same time.
mfw the farmer's market vegan carrot cookie is stale https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan I know of your interest in feminism and thought you would find this interesting http://www. girlboss.
THE MEDIA: The late J. Geils scored a hit with a song proclaiming that his angel was...
@sogrady @maureenflaherty @leahfinnegan @dpwenger I think you have to fill out at least two forms.
@merylfriedman @leahfinnegan @dpwenger Hmm... you work at a library...
@merylfriedman @leahfinnegan I don't think it's legal for you both to marry @dpwenger .
Somehow this opens me to identity theft.
mostly i'm doing this because i like robes https://twitter.
POLL: Which is better to have?
@seldo WORTH IT.
@jlax @richziade GodDAMN I love connecting.
If they shot an actual angel in the wings on video the news headline would be NO ANGEL.
@leahfinnegan @ez_rag Men love looking at ladies cloaked in feminism.
@joshuatopolsky Truly a classic.
@mcoatney @PostlightStudio @Forbes Is this not why you are here? https://twitter.
@papertyger because they care!
@rebeccablood I'll pitch it to Elle! They love me.
the @postlightstudio podcast made it onto a list of good tech podcasts at Forbes BUT FIRST THIS INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE #40396b313aaa " target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www. forbes.
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@raganwald @electrolemon I've eaten dimes. I've also eaten lots of quarters.
Just a truly top-notch @matt_levine newsletter today https://www. bloomberg.
WH Easter Egg Roll Eric Trump: Elmo, do you want to play a game? Elmo: Elmo loves games!
Making them attend their own funerals. https://twitter.
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@DanielZarick Oh in this case I'm talking about a quarterly magazine by the same folks.
Random request but if anyone ever has a run of/significant collection of the Whole Earth Review they want to sell, hit me up.
here it is with sound, via the excellent http://www. etwright.
As a parent of young children you soon learn to always buy pants two sizes too large, for yourself.
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@DoogieHorner @jenniferdaniel Bought!
@ginatrapani @mefiblue That lady put in some hard work.
@kellan You'll get used to it because you literally have no choice.
@EmilyGorcenski Also the approval, compliance, and governance processes leave lots of time to pursue hobbies.
@EmilyGorcenski Oh we do too! Including One Certain Investment Bank.
@EmilyGorcenski every. day.
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@Scarlet_Foxtrot @alanmclean when you have twins, always buy pants at least two sizes too large. for yourself.
@alanmclean Ignore it Alan I know your experience will be different.
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Having two five year olds feels like having five two year olds.
!!! Make a sign for the April 22 Science march.
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Here is an excellent, excellent essay about losing the illusion of control as a parent. http://velamag.
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@jenniferdaniel ”jennie you always were so crafty, your brother seems happy for his big day!
@jenniferdaniel maybe buy this in a long and get a nice cinch with a big buckle https://twitter.
You better fact-check yourself before you fact-wreck yourself.
Ah the embed doesn't support the time addressing, so you want to skip to like 1:27.
I cannot emphasize enough how good it is when they zoom in on the... animal.
deep learning lets you watch bob ross gently pet... something #1 :15 #t =75" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://vimeo.
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Ohhhhhhhhh, you're halfway there, ohhhhh you're https://www. youtube.
Budget accordingly. https://twitter.
@Dockjaw i spent part of the morning watching bollywood clips on youtube with the kids, strong agree YOU LIKE COLOR?
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I keep watching and pausing and watching and pausing. This thing is so good.
Once again we hang the offering upon our door to ward away the hungry lagomorph. https://twitter.
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@kjhealy I liked it better when they'd do cover stories on decorating old ecclesiastical garments, before they changed the title from Venerable Bead.
The Pepsi ad was filmed in Thailand. http://people.
@abackstrom No I had to remove some problematic content and broke the thread.
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@mulegirl God grant me a scruffy mutt. (Our cat was found under some stairs with fleas in her eyes.
This is true for puppies and also open source in the enterprise https://twitter.
@mulegirl Oh totally when the day comes it's straight to the pound.
@jcsalterego They're asleep it's safe.
I had a few client drinks and I would definitely buy a puppy right now.
I'm not racist, but [TURNS TO CAMERA] first of all, I'd like to apologize to Kendall Jenner.
@stephcd You're basically my favorite artist.
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twitter works great now https://twitter.
ooooooof https://twitter.
godammit jason https://twitter.
@post_prufrock @theodoreross i now see the consequences of my careless actions and know that “it was the perfect GIF” is no excuse when I hurt others.
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Why ARE the ranchers jolly?
@PostlightStudio Wait I thought I was replying to YOU, brand. THREADS ARE KILLING ME.
6 lbs mixed, 5 lbs Jolly Ranchers. Consider it my promise to you.
I just ordered 11 pounds of office candy.
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@abyss_gazer @abackstrom @yarrrow even further back to National Lampoon in 1978! https://twitter.
Software Preservation Is a Job for the Government, UNESCO Says https://motherboard. vice.
@gob Or that I owe them phone calls, follow-ups, or drafts. Cuts both ways.
I think of this cartoon about the Democrats at least once a week. https://twitter.
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It looks small https://twitter.
@tomcoates Me too. I should have been a lumberjack, or maybe a teacher.
@tomcoates A friend of mine says, "It happens that the greatest capital expansion in history aligned to my skills, but otherwise I'd be working a bar.
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Official bird of Twitter. https://twitter.
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@advarkmag Exactly this much https://github.
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It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that freaking whistle, my God, where did you get a whistle? Those aren't real tears.
@BradyDale Where do you stand on Christmas parties?
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Dear @PepsiCo please put the Pepsi ad back up we are nowhere near done with you.
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@goldman @jlax heheh i had no idea about arnell group, which made that PDF in 2008, but what a guy http://marklipton.
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@michelet is this what they do? I've never seen this.
@slavin_fpo I love how it brazenly feeds into corporate narcissism with no regard for the product's consumer.
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@slavin_fpo Thank you for bringing this work of art to my attention.
You owe it to yourself to see this PDF. This is it, the greatest PDF in branding history.
Pepsi actually should make ice buckets filled with cold Pepsi products available at the massive protests that will define the coming summer.
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@michalmigurski it adds surprise and serendipity to your own feed. I SAID WHAT?
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I made the hack garbage code from my stupid bot into an open sores project in case you want to feel superior https://github.
@norcross https://github.
@Spinchange https://github.
@dphiffer both. also twitter is for conversation, not artifacts, so I'm "saying" the images more than I did on Mlkshk.
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@snwh http://www. digibarn.
making a bot to tweet a picture from my http://mlkshk. com archive every hour is the best decision i've ever made https://twitter.
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@taylorkatebrown @richziade Arrrrrrrrrgh arrrrrrgh I am garbage names are important. Thank you for correcting me!
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@rynbtmn Now that's a good tweet.
My sense of self-worth is driven by people tweeting my own name at me in exasperation.
My UPS driver was making no sense but then I realised he was speaking Parceltongue.
@taylorkatebrown @richziade Thank you Kate! You are very kind.
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@leahfinnegan @ezyjules @pepsi @BradJakeman Leah I've been reading Ad Age since I was 16.
Negativland made a whole album of Pepsi sound collage because they saw the whole future. https://open.
@seldo Pepsi wants weird things for us.
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Maybe the Pepsi people and the ad agency really think that protest is like that. Because that is one amazing fantasy.
@jma_words Thank you that is incredibly kind.
The Vintage Seltzer ad is just people yelling at each other at Fairway.
@ianadelman Asking people to understand that much context is just unfair.
@ianadelman Well it's a bot but it's me so it sends a weird message. People can't tell I'm just collecting artifacts not laughing or endorsing.
@ianadelman Yeah I deleted that one too. Archives are tricky!
@rebeccablood @papertyger Update: @maureenflaherty made me erase it.
Mo made me delete this one so thread picks up here https://twitter.
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@rebeccablood In reality the early days of the mlkshk posts were a little more old internet. It will soon calm down.
@rebeccablood 9 months to go!
If you took away all the brands all we would have left is personal brands.
This commercial is so proud of itself that it completely misses how bad it is.
Pick a pretty normal nickname and add “Marley” to it. That is your Marley name.
Pepsi tastes like cat pee bubblegum.
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@HeyVeronica @adampash My request on setting up the office was that it be so powerful I literally feel it on my skin.
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Me in your mentions. https://twitter.
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@garychou A deal's a deal Gary.
I follow back everyone who retweets recruiting tweets.
Are you a product designer who would like to make awkward small talk with me while we take cabs to client meetings? https://postlight.
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@djm5000 @RobotPliers About 80% of the time it's the Democrats asking for money.
Forgot about this. I made http://commentsareclosed.
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How did we forget calling people? It was actually really effective.
But the reality is you can actually just call people.
The fact that modern voicemail is a confusing disaster makes it much harder though.
Holy shit he's right. You can just call people on the phone.
@510home (Thanks! ) Oh I think it worked!
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In retrospect the union of essay style and earnestness and raw tech stuff is pretty rough. I have no idea where I'm going.
Slash Power Rangers.
You all think you invented thirst but I've been thirstposting since most of you were in Little Mermaid jammies.
But I'm trying to boot up some writing again and I always need to catalog and go back to older stuff and figure out what worked.
I'm not posting this merely out of thirst. I mean I post everything out of thirst obviously.
@anildash Yep! It's weird but also makes sense.
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Medium was paying me to write back then but with almost no guard rails. It was pretty amazing.
Someone linked to this last night. I hadn't thought of it in a year.
@sirdansmith Yep!
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My son's leg hurt, but now he went back to sleep, while I feel like I just had seven cups of coffee.
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@ethanchiel @ceodonovan No I mean... the alternative statement is "I built a shitty slow site.
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@ceodonovan Hmm. Like Google Inbox or Docs, or Facebook in the browser.
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@jrobertlennon I mean this is five years of curation.
Oh sorry thread cut off it keeps going here https://twitter.
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And with that it's just about time to call an end to https://twitter.
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In making my goofy image-posting bot some of the GIFs are too big to automatically upload so I'll start a thread for them here. https://twitter.
This is Mayor DeBlasio's New York. Trash everywhere.
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Geopolitical design thinking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Jeremy Pam, an international relations expert whose career has taken him from Wall Street to Iraq and Afghanistan to MIT to his current position at Columbia University’s Saltzman Institute of War and Peace Studies. The conversation ranges from sovereign debt relief to New York subcultures to working in a warzone to the Homebrew Computer Club, and they draw parallels between the tech world and geopolitics—and how to reconcile with outcomes your data models never predicted.
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@michaelbshane We're working on it.
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This is a continuation of the thread that ends https://twitter.
I had to erase one because it had boobs, not SEXY boobs, but Twitter isn't a place for bodies. Thread picks up here: https://twitter.
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Monday, January 10, 2011 at 9:37 AM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
From “Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess,” in the Blue Fairy Book. http://www.
@jmuspratt Heheh you're right it's a mashup of two things entirely of their moment.
I don't think that what-am-I-even-doing-here sensation ever leaves you. http://www.
Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 10:08 AM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@rebeccablood It is making my life so much better though.
Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 5:02 AM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 7:19 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
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@Bill_Braine Fair, fair.
@tcarmody Oh man remember when the tell-tale heart exploded.
@michaelroston It's satisfying in a lot of ways and almost too pretty.
I don't buy that everything had to blow up for continuity. Some things could, for example, not have blown up.
@asolove Sure but like Jeddah didn't HAVE to blow up.
I liked Rogue One but every time I thought, this is an interesting setting/character/space thing, it exploded. They blew up everything.
@reppep Ah--These are http://mlkshk. com posts, the archive is just 6000 images in a folder.
Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@ursonate This is the best thing, I love it, thank you!
I think it might be time for me to step back and reevaluate some of my life choices. https://twitter.
Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:30 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@sippey If the Beuys want to bring a wolf you better let 'im.
@trochee It's a sickness I admit.
My daughter just asked if Beyoncé knows who we are, and now I have to break a tiny heart.
@TheMFingChisa It really truly is. Once you get that data in there you can actually do things with it.
Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:52 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@studiesincrap “French poetry requires French wine.
Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:29 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@dannybirchall Maybe! In this case I think it was an early meme thing called Bert Is Evil that got swept up in the cutting and pasting.
Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 6:26 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
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@tressiemcphd Took two hours to get ready tho.
@tressiemcphd I just today hauled my sorry frame back on my bicycle and no teens said a damn word as I rode past.
@lanewinfield @perftweetstorm Good tip. Maybe I will break it up by week or something.
I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of gray felt—but then I realized, the Beuys are back in town.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 5:15 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@scumbly My license expired years ago so you were in terrible peril.
Friday, December 31, 2010 at 12:51 AM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@mikeindustries @mathowie We get a lot of raccoon-related issues.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 2:50 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
Random memory: Post-Sept 11, pro-Taliban protestors in Bangladesh made pro-bin Laden posters that accidentally included Bert from Sesame St. https://twitter.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
@djohngo mo took the kids shopping!
Thursday, December 2, 2010 at 2:01 PM, posted by bot. https://twitter.
If you're on a Mac you need to "brew install findutils" and then it will be the "gfind" command.
find . -type f -printf "INSERT INTO image ('name', 'byte_count', 'upload_datetime') VALUES ('%f',%s,'%TY-%Tm-%Td %TT');\n"|sqlite3 ..
One huge dumb thing I learned was "how do I put information about thousands of files into a SQLite3 database?
This is my first dumb Twitter bot. I learned some good things making it.
@mathowie If we are alive in a year I will do that!
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All right it works just fine now!
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(Ignore this for a minute. I'm seeing how badly I screwed up my bot code.
What follows is a long thread of images posted to http://MLKSHK. com when it was operational.
@maureenflaherty @goldman Not gonna happen with my sciatica.
@leahfinnegan I'm obviously in the Richard and Judy Book Club but haven't finished “A Boy Made of Blocks” yet.
twins start like this but five years later they're sitting on top of you making you watch “trolls” https://twitter.
this is what it looks like when everything is going right https://twitter.
@sophaskins I mean you could cadge together some machines, or you could go through the DC approval process. If your boss gave you cover, #1 is better.
@sophaskins I would guess that it's because of the Web being a less-official channel. http://web.
@phooky It's frankly so good, it's what NYC was invented for.
https://twitter.
@phooky Mo is a graduate of the construction project management program of the General Society! That collection is bananacakes!
she is cackling from the other room because she got to tweet “achievement unlocked” https://twitter.
https://twitter.
@thomashouston I think you're all good but now is basically The Right Time.
https://twitter.
I downloaded my MLKSHK archive. It's ~6,000 images I don't remember, so I'm thinking I'll do a bot and post 10 a day.
Mo brought home some Russian Napoleon cake which is sort of surprising given that the Russian relationship to Napoleon is way different.
@rustyk5 Fuck it's been six minutes we need some dancing.
@rustyk5 As products of late capitalism go it was totally fine. I kind of appreciated how insincere it was.
@dustyweb I enjoyed the Guile thread too! And love parens-based languages.
https://twitter.
Blogging lives http://n-gate.
It was at least six hours of this. https://twitter.
While you all talked about politics and life I watched the movie “Trolls” and had to stay in the room to be available for the scary parts.
Woke up in the darkness and my first thought was “Today is @mlkshk 's wind-down day. ” So glad it existed.
@textfiles I see it and I hear that DING startup sound.
The world is my screensaver. https://twitter.
My hanxiety just became hanxfulness. https://twitter.
@ursonate Not one stain on my sweater.
Poor dad. https://twitter.
This is so calming it gives me a feeling of warren peace https://twitter.
Since tweets are never enough, I just kicked in $200 to @TransEquality . Our system should protect the freedom to be who the hell you are.
Hi trans human people! It's a much better and bigger world with you all being here and who you are, under the same light as everyone else.
@laura_june Did you ever see inglorious basterds where Goebbels has sex while making this horrible punishing shriek?
@ursonate @craigmod @tomcoates @jennydeluxe Hi I've been listening to a lot of Psychic TV lately.
“If they wanted a friend, they'd have hired a friend.
In client services I have little mottos: “It's a pitch, not a poem. ” “Memo, not memoir.
I erased this from a pitch memo today: “Many smaller dreams will die in order to make the big dream real. Start prioritizing your dreams.
@speckledwords it was good like three days ago!
@richziade https://twitter.
What's more of a creative class tradition than unexplained foreign foodstuffs left on the kitchen table? https://twitter.
My inability to remember a four-digit security code has reduced my generosity to the arts and people in medical distress by about 75%.
I can't even guess the number of heartfelt appeals I have clicked to support only to remember that my wallet was in the other room.
@Dockjaw @AGoldmund but see even as a screenshot it's low risk. it's only in its original tweet form that I knew I was in for garbage.
This shit always goes well https://en. m.
Has there ever been a movie where someone hijacks a private plane filled with TV executives and says, “I have cancelled the pilot.
See this is a tweet that makes the same fun point but doesn't ruin my entire day.
It's gonna be upsetting when people learn the Book of Revelations was written by Macedonian teenagers.
Deleting that one before I go into the tunnel and lose signal.
That's not good. https://twitter.
Agreed 100%. Good work, @Coudal .
Wait, where are all these women who want to drink with Mike Pence?
@studiesincrap good. But your larger point is so painfully accurate.
@studiesincrap https://g.
Someone needs to write a Star Wars script without the word “arise.
Am... I...
I'm assuming when Pence drinks heavily he starts screaming MOTHER until she begs him to put his clothes on and come back into the residence.
Drew is real smart @droob /2172309cfa27" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
On the Internet, we've known you're a dog for years.
@jfeckstein I mean. You probably could now.
@drunkenbee I was imagining murky times past. That's insane.
@drunkenbee oh. Jesus.
Me most days. https://twitter.
@drunkenbee and your peers I'm sure gleefully participated. Oof.
@drunkenbee I am sure they thought they were helping!
@page88 hard at work! https://twitter.
I'm still not sure what was up at the Flatiron building. https://twitter.
Not even one eel.
@patbits got you right here http://www. gutenberg.
Jesus was this a disappointment. https://twitter.
This is a real book. https://twitter.
@ethanchiel hey Ethan!
@EmilyGorcenski has code ever leaked?
Looks like someone... let it go.
When activism overlaps with sysadmin work I am so there.
Here is a nice embedded sound thing so you can listen without ever leaving Twitter https://m. soundcloud.
Chattin' with Kim Stanley Robinson on the ol' podcast: https://trackchanges. postlight.
Imagining New York’s underwater future: this week Paul and Rich talk to Kim Stanley Robinson, one of the most renowned science fiction writers alive. The author of nineteen novels, he describes his newest, New York 2140, as both a “post-disaster novel” and a “comedy of coping,” set in a New York City several decades after sea levels have risen and stabilized.
We use natural analgesics and topical creams, and we make counselors available afterwards. That's why we call it the Humane Centipede.
I kept expecting this to cut to a shot where someone eats corn. https://twitter.
So... Nivea Nivea.
@theodoreross @moiragweigel @miriamkp @robhorning @timhwang this is pretty close https://www. amazon.
Hello, I am enjoying this totally new and very good tech/culture publication, @logic_magazine . https://twitter.
@laura_june https://twitter.
@anildash there's a new betty who?????!!!!!!
Because America is going to be run like a business we need to start stack-ranking states.
America should be run more like a business so we are moving it to Mexico.
@seldo come visit Postlight when you are here!
@mattb @tomcoates @RealSparklePony @gregorg @thingtonhq wait does tom have a desk?
Update: https://www. etsy.
I'm asking my wife if on her deathbed she wants to say, “I wish I'd put that laminate dragon on our kitchen wall. ” https://www.
We had a good negotiation overall and everyone agreed to be quiet if I would hold their feet for two minutes. Everyone is asleep now.
I'm about to go into the kids' room and break up the greatest fart-noise party in human history.
@karenkho @cwarzel @thecultureofme @bechter thanks!
The United “Handmaids Fly Free” tie-in promotion had some rollout glitches huh.
@max_read huh. it really has.
Maybe the key to achieving reparations is just sending the White House a bill. https://twitter.
wait until they hear about ssh https://twitter.
I think of this time as “the final defeat.
If you sit quietly in the apartment building, after all the children stop screaming, you can hear the doorbells ringing as delivery arrives.
@leahfinnegan this is like an old fashioned text adventure.
@leahfinnegan what happens?
I like crabby NYT https://twitter.
I just received IRL spam. https://twitter.
Hillary Clinton presenting on health care in 1993. https://en.
March comes in like a lion and can gtfo.
They were chasing the car. They caught the car.
Bike lanes are good for everyone. https://twitter.
Something I've always wanted to say, and today I finally can: It's a neck and neck race between child bones and a gelatinous glowing egg. https://twitter.
One thing that changed since I became a father is that, whereas before I purposefully avoided them, I now actively seek out Ben Folds songs.
i like it more when they destroy each other instead of the country https://twitter.
these medical student cartoons are wrecking my brain https://www. theatlantic.
@phooky Well you know they said the same thing when Tidal launched with a slaywall.
American Horse and Old Timey Congressman Magazine is going to lose so many readers when they set up their naywall.
Paywalls? Maybe the secular liberal media needs to start thinking more about PRAYwalls.
This is me. https://twitter.
I just keep watching this video I love it so so much. Perfume Genius - Slip Away (Official Music Video) https://www.
You know you hardly ever hear “Fight Song” any more.
Busta Rhymes's verse on Scenario is more than 25 years old.
May all your jacksons be luscious.
@bn2b @aedison this is a...
@giizwicker this is probably the last long thing I wrote https://www. bloomberg.
@ryangiglio There's a podcast a'comin. We recorded it this aft.
6:30PM 101 5th Ave New York New York. Have a beer and talk tech and global warming w/Kim Stanley Robinson and me, your host, Paul Ford.
@giizwicker Thank you! Nope, that was just me one day.
the mentions are a disaster https://twitter.
@SwiftOnSecurity @vboykis I wondered too. This short book explains a lot of what IBM is (very critical assessment) https://www.
My wife got angry that I woke her up at 5am so at 6:30am she played Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses two times. Yes officer I will hold.
This is often combined with “could I live on the balcony?
@sirosenbaum http://www. allhomes.
@Glinner @RubenBolling it's even worse https://twitter.
Every day I see maybe twelve small trucks or vans and wonder, “Could I live in that? ” Am I normal.
@vboykis heheh I just saw this AFTER I left an emacs tweet. The replies are interesting!
@vboykis there's some interesting emacs tooling around python, sort of IDEish. https://emacswiki.
About four times a day I think, ”I found a new friend/underneath my pillow. ” And then I have to sing it quietly to get on with my day.
@gloddy could always do better!
@axlotl @PostlightStudio GRRRRR MANHATTAN okay we'll fix that I hope.
@knguyen no because i am hosting the KSR thing tomorrow night!
He's like a fun Vaclav Smil!
I love KSR. His books often start as fun sci-fi and end up an unflinching analysis of the vast geo-consequences of unfixable human behavior.
TOMORROW, FREE, 6:30PM at @postlightstudio I chat w/Kim Stanley Robinson on how society will go after the tides rise https://medium. com/track-changes/kim-stanley-robinson-swings-by-postlights-office-while-it-is-still-above-sea-level-2e8805a6e58b#.
Every six months or so I make the mistake of pret breakfast.
@_cynar I mean can't work be just work and still be worth doing?
Wow that got complicated http://nymag. com/thecut/2017/03/thinx-employee-accuses-miki-agrawal-of-sexual-harassment.
My children refuse to put on socks. https://twitter.
Sheena is a Perl Hacker. https://twitter.
@leahfinnegan He has millions of paintings to go.
@john_overholt John. But Im exhausted.
The past, present, and future of advertising on the web: this week Paul and Rich talk to John Battelle, who’s been, in Paul’s words, “an internet entrepreneur as long as there’s been internet entrepreneurship to happen. ” They chronicle his long and varied career, including early days as founding managing editor of Wired, founding Industry Standard during the dot-com boom, the Web 2.
To me, now, life is much more about skilled improvisation than careful preparation. I'm also giving a new talk tomorrow at a conference.
@redkeg @AlamoNYC https://twitter.
@redkeg @AlamoNYC Do those tickets get me into only that showing or do they offer MULTIple forms of access to events, like a sort of pass?
you owe it to yourself as a human to listen to the song at 8:38 https://youtu. be/weaboJeOyf4?
You should come this book is gooooooood https://twitter.
if you love photos of people harvesting grain then you just hit the jackpot https://twitter.
This is what happens when kids get together and try to make their own La Croix. https://twitter.
Everyone knew it was bullshit. We called each other on landlines and went, “Did you see Colin Powell's face?
Just when you think the Internet is dead and soulless there is a big fucked up chicken.
See: http://tvtropes. org/pmwiki/pmwiki.
Arkanoid has the least necessary back story.
@jordne broad question, many answers. Here's a resource https://www.
“People don't have to be monsters to do monstrish things.
The thing about Kellyanne Conway is you want to hate her and then you realize, she's actually taller than Goebbels, and quicker with a joke.
@joshu @mwichary when paired with KoalaPainter it was a BEAST https://twitter.
At a half million this seems like a steal. https://twitter.
@EmilyGorcenski Sigh.
Every time I see the word “incel” I think it's a brand of batteries. “Incel.
You can shoot schoolchildren, you just can't feed them.
Time for a traditional meal of boiled cabbage and yelling.
Is there a way to search only Twitter polls?
@tripofmice but TIL about vysotsky!
Poll: https://open. spotify.
Me: I'm feeling stronger! Physical therapist: Let me show you the ten thousand weaknesses.
Don't you even with single moms, my lord. https://twitter.
I'm going to get this photo framed and hang it in my lebensraum. https://twitter.
God is there anything more exhausting than listening to Jeff Session's endless Klansplaining?
@robynkanner A "Well, actually.... " of ones own!
Wow! https://twitter.
I'm sure in a few weeks we'll hear that getting old or weak is a form of treason.
I must have been ten. What I remember is you'd wait FOREVER for them to open the door.
Frail, but the kind of frail that is one bad day away from the hospital. It was just a little island of decency in everyone's life.
My grandparents used to drive Meals on Wheels around in the early 80s and I'd go with them. The people whom it fed desperately needed it.
@skamille When I hear the word “kanban” I get angry for no clear reason.
@skamille What about many hours of COMPARISON of half-assed development processes without any forward progress on deliverables?
Okay but the title of this Mt Eerie album is perfect self-parody. https://twitter.
For the next 15 years every discussion of programming will have one or more replies reading, “You've confused concurrency with parallelism.
This is great. Deriving the future of programming by aggregating "why we moved from xlang to ylang" blog posts.
kingsway is an operating system for knights who smash skeletons https://m. youtube.
One thing we've lost in the digital age is you now never see a sitcom where someone receives secret radio messages through teeth fillings.
It's good to see someone standing up for polio. https://twitter.
@sippey @shellen tfw you balkanize the web https://twitter.
@sippey @shellen Did you check the FOAF file?
I am full of surprises.
Wow my brain apparently knows every word to Sweet Baby James.
@SlackAPI @jennschiffer @glitch @gomixme https://twitter.
@richziade https://qz.
The reverse catfish is, simply, a fishcat.
@jackrusher @harrisj I mean what CAN'T he do?
nyc rn https://m. youtube.
Food Qty Calories Bread, Whole Wheat, 1 slice 2 180 Omelet, bodega steamtray, 2 oz. 3 513 Potatoes, Mashed, 1 c.
And I think it's time for the most anti-climactic show of all time, Vic and Sade. https://archive.
I'm going to sleep in a bed with my leg extended for the first time in six weeks so I'm trying to find the most soothing radio to sleep to.
I mean newspapers have published tons of stories A1 above the fold for 150+ years so the idea that there's one real story right now is hmmm.
@jrobertlennon I went to Alfred so I know from lake effect insanity. Stay warm and I hope the roof is fine.
People who believe that one news story is the most important of day have fallen prey to the myth of narratocracy.
Seems like just yesterday we were all worried about some snowstorm.
@benjaminjackson @tolar https://crazywalls. tumblr.
My dream is to own an apartment with enough room for my crazywalls.
Friends, family of this Trump tax returns story, we are gathered here today to say our farewells to the lede, and to return it to the earth.
Trump's 2005 tax return is certified authentic by the law firm of Hope, Cash, & Jobs.
I love these moments on Twitter when the poop flood overwhelms the poop dam and there's nothing to do but watch poop drown the towns.
Looking back, this might explain my hybrid career as essayist and software developer.
Times like this I think about my father, who often says, “Expect disappointment and then you'll only have good surprises.
Be careful they could “have” them and they might be password protected and in WinRAR format or even PKZIP.
I regret to inform you we are looking at months of (Seriously. ) here on this web site.
I've got Trump's Brazilian wax returns.
Hmm https://twitter.
Required to make course materials accessible to ppl w/disabilities, Berkeley opts to delete 20,000 YouTube videos. https://www.
@GlennF no!
I do not want to do any more things.
These are really good people working at the grassroots level. We kicked in!
“It’s a beautiful irony that your productivity-focused time philosophy book took ten years to write. ” https://trackchanges.
@waldojaquith I mean it was some time ago.
@waldojaquith Then I am very familiar with your work, sir!
Wow http://iath. virginia.
The actual tool is here: http://socialarchive. iath.
You can listen to us talking with @alanburdick RIGHT HERE in your web browser: https://soundcloud.
We talked to @alanburdick about his important book about THE NATURE OF TIME, but it devolved into PRODUCTIVITY CHAT https://trackchanges. postlight.
@mccarthyryanj https://twitter.
I can't sleep until the snow.
NYC is peak NYC during weather emergencies.
“Be very careful not to slip or fall, we don’t want nobody injured.
Strong character development https://m. youtube.
“A SAMPLE” https://twitter.
How do we measure and manage our lives? This week Paul and Rich talk to Alan Burdick, a staff writer and former senior editor at The New Yorker whose perpetual lateness led to Why Time Flies: A Mostly Scientific Investigation, a far-reaching and comprehensive exploration of time.
“Restaurants won't even hire me as a dishwasher,” Mr. Dahmer complained.
Look, I'm so many other terrible things before I am that particular terrible thing.
Wow this person is a living PR disaster. https://twitter.
It's fun watching weather Twitter lose its marbles.
https://twitter.
In all seriousness nerds this event will own.
According to the book, our office at 101 5th Avenue would be mostly underwater.
Weds, Mar 22, 6:30PM @PostlightStudio : Kim Stanley Robinson talks about his new CLIMATE CHANGE book, NEW YORK 2140 https://www. meetup.
I hope Google Jacket soaks up yer blood if you ride a fixie w/earbuds&no helmet in SF https://www. youtube.
Tomorrow is when NetFlix rolls out surge pricing.
Amazon Prime and Disney are about to have the best day imaginable starting tomorrow around 11AM.
apparently Congress already buys on the exchange so hmm https://twitter.
Good luck with the weather tomorrow. Remember, we're on our own.
This would be an amazing act for a Democratic congressperson to propose. https://twitter.
It's a good start, but nowhere near enough to be interesting. https://twitter.
A+ work by the social media team. https://twitter.
@lolibrarian 100% hard agree, esp. when combined with bustime.
I keep thinking about this because it's so rare to see a grown man be gentle and kind without irony or apology in any way in any medium. https://twitter.
Carb disaster Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c. cereal, 1 c.
Food Qty Calories Cereal breakfast, typical (2 c. cereal, 1 c.
Patrick Stewart pets dogs is the best show on all of TV. https://twitter.
Whoa Kate Bush “in conversation” 1983 on Spotify: https://open. spotify.
@ashusta My main role in life is highly consultative sales so I get CRM tasks assigned to me twice a week, and I did all my tasks!
And if I only could, Make a deal with God, And get him to swap our places, https://twitter.
https://twitter.
What if St. Peter has a list of everything I torrented?
ProsperWorks zero.
watching this squinting with my shoulders hunched and my mouth hanging open https://twitter.
@OhMeadhbh the thing is...
Meanwhile, this song is an industrial-strength tool for easing into a weekend: https://www. youtube.
That was the beginning of the 1990s and this was the end. https://www.
Sometimes I wish I could have gone through adolescence in literally any other era in history https://www. youtube.
@xor No I need to read it.
@EmilyGorcenski oh also my brain remembered this which is one of the reasons my brain is garbage https://www. youtube.
@EmilyGorcenski Emily I tried but all I could come up with “Tubmanthumping.
I know this is Twitter so I should say for the record, I'm a huge UR fan, 100% abolitionist.
@RSorokanich Heh I grew up in West Chester. Where did you grow up?
Eventually they let us see it and I was like, THIS IS A BASEMENT.
When I was a kid they told me there was a stop on the Underground Railroad across from my grandparent's house, and I imagined it SO wrong.
everything that looked like progress is just getting rolled back these days https://fcw. com/blogs/lectern/2017/02/kelman-empire-strikes-back.
“As a parent myself,” [explodes].
@drunkenbee I mean it feels like old times when anything could set people off.
Twitter is angry about many things today instead of one big thing.
I wonder if the sequel to “World War Z” will be “World War AA.
@leahfinnegan I don't think America is ready for a baby name critic President.
Maybe start with Senator, see if you like it.
Strong, masculine bot. https://twitter.
Oh no. https://twitter.
Woke up 20 minutes ago. 2:15am now.
Honies want to chat/but all we want to know is, “Where the Democratic Party at? ”👇 https://twitter.
@kjhealy Truly, NOTHING can replace Perl, including, sadly, Perl.
That said I just wrote like 1000 lines using jQuery and mutating everything and I feel okay about myself.
Any sufficiently complicated JavaScript program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified implementation of half of ClojureScript.
I miss defrag a lot some days. https://twitter.
Are bow ties a thing now or do I just keep seeing the same guy on a CitiBike?
Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here https://twitter.
@beerSpillPhil thank you !
Everybody wants to take her picture. https://twitter.
@JPaskin Her face!
@olivehues /a-letter-to-my-son-on-international-womens-day-fe9caf88f97e#. clnkng2yn" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
This is an intense document. https://twitter.
Sure but how are the benefits? https://twitter.
It's @PostlightStudio 's own @ginatrapani on stage talking AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaamp. https://twitter.
https://www. nytimes.
Direct listen here: https://soundcloud.
In this podcast about huge secret giants of the Internet, I equate fondant to Satan's icing https://trackchanges. postlight.
https://www. youtube.
Listen: If folks don't want to go to the Data Camps and indenture themselves for Survival Credits, do they really want to survive?
This is what happens when you don't stop trying to make fetch happen. https://twitter.
Sometimes my ultra-far-right hand doesn't know what my reactionary neo-fascist hand is doing.
Listen guys, at the end of the day, aren't we all just human?
@chrisamaphone @EmilyGorcenski I cannot get through a single paragraph of Kripke. Not one.
@EmilyGorcenski heh it never ends, you get a history degree but SHOULD study philosophy/ethics, then law, and then... logic...
Am told by trusted member of IC that you are a dork.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. https://twitter.
Two thoughts: My life is fiiine. And; The consequences of not holding on to the rights and benefits we share (or could share) are grievous.
Last week I went to phys therapy and my cabbie told me how he broke his arm. “My country, no X-RAY, they just tie it for months.
Wow my idea to search for tweets with the words "please doctor my son" + images, to find a funny meme image, backfired spectacularly.
Idea: A bot with a very long username that just jumps into Twitter canoes and says “Hi!
Maybe call it Republicare?
@Dockjaw yeah I mean. NYC is full cannibal in six hours.
Poll: Do you think he's tweeted at America from the toilet?
I guess it's time to figure out our meeting place in case of disaster.
From Amazon Web Services to YouTube cake videos: this week Paul and Rich go on a journey into the depths of the web, from its infrastructure to its myriad communities. They start with the recent AWS outage that left sites large and small scrambling and somehow find their way to the well-compensated YouTubers, train enthusiasts, “gastro-pornography,” and relatability—including the aesthetics of “Track Changes” itself.
It's not plagiarism if the President does it. https://twitter.
i got a galley this book is gooooooood https://www. theguardian.
@rebeccablood This is very helpful thank you.
I wonder how many steps backwards we will take today. Could be one, could be a million.
@BillSeitz bill I do a walkthrough every morning don't even. Then I murmur the words "cross-check prepare for departure.
You need some kind of cognitive receipt so that you can stop worrying about them.
Almost all the parents say goodbye half a block away, then wait for the last bit of backpack to cross the threshold of the school.
I am obviously distractable but it's highly unlikely I'd leave the house without them.
About ten minutes into every commute I think to myself, “Did I actually drop off the children?
@mariabustillos I mean also BF was a sybarite Francophile who bombed the chastity test.
@alanburdick I was trying to see if I could fit them all in a tweet.
@jkottke @johnloeber The Scottish solved this one: You best be happy now, for you're a long time dead.
@looks_last @RobL777 I keep staring at these and wanting to pull the trigger but know I'll just be on Twitter anyway https://www. amazon.
Productivity is just secular Protestantism.
True fact: All the productivity advice that ever will be first appeared in 1908 in publications with names like THE CHRISTIAN REGISTER.
The actual message of the above is “Ship your product and keep your sidies off the front burner.
I spent some time tracking that one down, it's by a Harvard divine named Andrew Peabody https://twitter.
A man should have a vocation and an avocation.
I don't share this a lot but I'm a huge fan of nostrums, epigrams, proverbs of all nations.
I've been ranking self-help dictums and I think the all-time best is “one day at a time.
It burns https://twitter.
Update: Buffy is turning 20. https://mobile.
nooooo https://twitter.
@sippey @mikeindustries @cayley tell me, why is this showerhead better than all the others?
https://twitter.
that one ends... predictably http://imgur.
via http://mlkshk.
This is the future liberals want. https://twitter.
@PostlightStudio @coralproject strong graphic here https://twitter.
@PostlightStudio @coralproject I will now check it out.
@PostlightStudio hi we've never talked before but I keep a close eye on https://www. getcivil.
Jesus this project. I swear to God.
[Looks out 10th-story window at busy street and nervous workers, deeply sighs. ] https://twitter.
I wish physical therapy had a graduation ceremony.
Unpopular pinion: https://twitter.
@woolypixel it's Django! I know this!
I love how easy it is to imagine their parties https://www. buzzfeed.
@mathbabedotorg point at the wall!
This was me all weekend with Django REST framework. https://twitter.
Oh my god now quality is going to ruin publishing. https://twitter.
Java's Crypt.
@DeanHach hell yes send it to us if it's not too much trouble!
I hope they're appropriately hanxful. https://twitter.
I wonder if global warming means that 5 Seconds of Summer will have to change their name to 10 Seconds of Summer.
Not going down not going down. So gotta not eat.
Bannon, flush with victory and drunk on Jameson's, looks into the mirror and mouths the lyrics to “Where the Streets Have No Name. ” https://twitter.
@Mickey_McCauley https://twitter.
Here's the livestream for tonight. https://twitter.
We had a great chat with our friends at the @ACLU about tech, privacy, and scaling a website to handle all that $$$. https://soundcloud.
@goldman HMMM https://twitter.
https://twitter. com/stephcd/status/836603157291618305 https://twitter.
Greatest story in history http://nypost.
wow this thing is still running just fine http://weboggle. info/?
The technologists defending the Constitution: this week Paul and Rich talk to two people with very different roles at the American Civil Liberties Union. Marco Carbone, Associate Director for Internet Technology, manages the ACLU’s website, while Daniel Kahn Gillmor, Senior Staff Technologist for the Speech, Privacy, and Technology Project, does policy-oriented work, especially on digital privacy rights.
“Highly valuable to Travis. ” @amyvertino /my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#---2058-2357.
@jpotisch @mathbabedotorg i mean at least it's pie!
Also half the people you went to liberal arts college with would recoil in horror at your decisions.
@mathbabedotorg Constantly talking about ethics seems to be the only inoculation.
@davebry9 It's exhausting I swear.
And you don't ever get to conclusions, everything ethical begets a requirement for more ethics.
One thing I've noticed is if you want to run a business ethically about half of your conversations will end up being about ethics.
Thinkin' my thoughts https://trackchanges. postlight.
@jensimmons you know what gets me every time is, is it border-collapse, or collapse-border?
Oh wow this is a useful concept. https://twitter.
@john_islesfan right using as little software as you can and just accepting the defaults as often as possible.
Web side projects are harder to finish than they used to be. Where there used to be maybe 500 little things to know there are maybe 30,000.
@zeynep I think there's a lot of magical thinking that if we stay on topic the ship will right itself. People don't know this is for life.
@zeynep I mean look at all the activist publications of yore. Dance, music, arts, science, etc.
Daughter: Daddy, carry my backpack. Me: Honey, I'm walking you to school with a cane.
@berglar I will go find that! Thank you.
@pburka I do, it's pretty serious looking in pictures !
For example I just learned about Sviatoslav Richter who is running through these Shostakovich preludes like a steam train.
About one in ten will perk my ears and sound great, I'll go to Wikipedia and its always some super famous performer I've never heard of.
A Spotify game I play when I can't sleep is to find some classical warhorse and listen to like 20 versions by different performers.
@jfeckstein this is a great idea!
I can't stop thinking about Moonlight. I don't even know that I loved it.
To prove he's a real computer scientist. https://twitter.
I'm sorry I tried with the Oscars but got distracted.
I like also that the instruments are massive components of even more massive architecture, it's like playing a mountain.
I'm suddenly really into organ music. No idea why.
You know things are terrible in the world when advertising finds its conscience.
I wonder if Suicide Squad 2 will have a scene where Will Smith says, “What is this, some kind of Suicide Squad 2?
@allisonacs i mean we do it old-school in protools now, but maybe I was talking about bumpers?
Forensic Storytelling French spy captured during the Franco-Prussian War . L’espion — Alphonse de Neuville — 1880 WayMo , the self-driving car part of Google, has filed a complaint against Uber .
It's amazing to watch this shitshow, but then I remember that as I laugh even a ghoul clown like Spicer is aiding grandma deportation.
@HappyHorseSkull i mean it's no different than people who tweeted at Obama going, “Listen, Barry. Adults are speaking.
Me: “Ulgh, the subway's exhausting, just take a black car. ” Also me: “That Product 19 is probably still fresh, buy six of them.
I just realized that I have never once in my entire life bought cereal that was not on sale.
This story is wild. One dude with a messy life and one website kicked off a 40% reduction in HIV.
@benbrown in my neighborhood...
Don't cry we'll have our own Correspondent's Dinner MCed by one of the Lesser Baldwins with a song by All Of Me, the John Legend cover band.
@goldman I just always thing of GWB looking under the table for the WMDs as, like, car bombs killed 100s. It's a bad look.
Journalists who want to be part of daily briefings, please form an orderly human centipede behind the President.
I try to avoid "not the real story"ing but Trump not showing up the WHCD is going to lead to a takequake that the Republic can ill afford.
They go, “Daddy, you be Siri! ” And then natural as can be I said, “I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
My kids are calling me Siri and just asking me to see random shit and in response I'm drawing pictures of unicorns on the toilet.
@jackrusher still there!
@tchoi8 @PostlightStudio @sfpc our privilege!
@mathowie heheh i've done that. "How can people not appreciate this brilliant GEM of a film?
On painkillers.
I wish I could have attended this but it was very nice to host it (thanks @christinee515 ! ) http://blog.
Life is everywhere! There's a roach in my salad, for a start.
In retrospect seeing a dead fly on your windshield and starting a song, “Death is everywhere! ” is a little much.
@heatheremerrick @byrdinator we knew things would get bad but so soon?
And once you'd put all that in one place you could set it on fire and walk away.
I wish there was a blog that just gathered up all the stupid things people are reported doing and saying on airplanes.
hey thanks! https://twitter.
“Some charity is in order” is the greatest formulation. “Wait how drunk are you?
@harrisj i had that exact same experience last night. LET ME SHOW YOU THE WORLD IN MY EYES.
autocorrect just turned a potential lead's name into “Cutie” fml.
Sign up for this! @Bocoup is cool.
People are telling us to get over it, Trump won, but flying Confederate flags. Dude, it's been a month, you had 151 years.
There's something about a long, grinding, revealing lawsuit between giant tech corporations that just makes me so damned happy.
By the time I was done reading it I was convinced I had stolen WayMo's secrets. Good job out there QUINN EMANUEL URQUHART & SULLIVAN, LLP.
gotta say if you love a good legal complaint that coldly drives nails through its target this Waymo/Uber doc is A+++ https://drive. google.
@clickblipclick oh huh if you run into him again he'd be fun to interview send him my way!
God you know what sounds fun (TO ME) is a job writing forensic log-analysis driven narratives.
I guess next week Kellyanne Conway is joining Uber.
@aberoyce There's a LOT in there, like—he plugged in an ext drive, then wiped the hard drive. So there's a record of ext drive plugins?
How did they construct this chain of events with this level of confidence? https://medium.
Look this headshot is from thinner days I don't have a new one it is what it is. https://twitter.
activist investors, literally https://twitter.
@LorenDavie well sure but! this is just a simple box for all.
whoa check out @Beschizza 's feature free zero login writing platform https://txt.
Twitter is better now that the left is yelling at the right instead of at the left.
Pork chop sandwiches! https://twitter.
@waldojaquith @dat_project that project is amazing! It's key infrastructure!
I'm gonna miss @mlkshk . http://mlkshk.
Seriously it's like an hour a day.
My wife says that since I'm on painkillers I should delete Twitter before I tell the world I love it.
I've been in and out of consciousness on Percoset and every time I check my phone new fundamental rights and opportunities are under attack.
“In India, if it codes, it explodes. ” https://www.
“to the people I know who know Milo” by @bobbie @bobbie /to-the-people-i-know-who-know-milo-3ff326b161a8? source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1487769306" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
asdfgl;kjasd;p;alsdjf;'lpasdfp[ leg in pain jason had heart attack enough enough enough desp to lose three pounds to jump a weight on the medical scale Weight: 392.
https://twitter.
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holy shit you draw a cat and it makes you a freaking cat http://affinelayer. com/pixsrv/index.
@HelenKennedy @mathowie Well how do YOU want an old Queen Anne cottage in Newburg to smell?
@mathowie Also when I read it I was like, This HAS to be in the pacific northwest.
@mathowie Yeah it's a complex situation where concepts of consent, gender, and emotional labor smush into each other.
The linked piece, and the comments that follow, are uncomfortable, fascinating, and confusing. http://www.
An excellent episode with @lara_hogan of @etsy about building the skill of public speaking. https://trackchanges.
@heatheremerrick are you picky or do you like all the chocolate?
@jessamyn They are assholes.
@Beschizza oh cool I want to see that.
Doesn't have to be saccharine. I was looking forward to phys.
I keep asking everyone this gentle framing question: What are you looking forward to today?
Demystifying public speaking: this week Paul and Rich talk to Lara Hogan, an engineering director at Etsy whose most recent book, Demystifying Public Speaking, aims to help get more diverse voices onstage in the tech world. Topics covered include overcoming specific fears before getting onstage, how to process feedback, and some of her own experiences onstage, from highlights on down to one particular public-speaking horror show.
Herein, a list of every scented candle I could find....
So good. https://twitter.
Oh my god I want to do this. https://twitter.
I might have screwed up the math it might have been 3 out of 4.
@RageCook good HR executes on clear policies and upholds principles! This is terrible attrition and bad for the business.
Oof 7 out of 8 women working in this division at Uber leave the company over the course of the one year described. https://twitter.
Hike em while you got em. https://twitter.
Apparently there's a new video every week if you sign up: http://whitmanalabama.
kids dancing under a bridge in birmingham http://whitmanalabama. com/verses/21 / judge in drug court reads #37 with a defendant http://whitmanalabama.
there's a filmmaker going through alabama getting people to read whitman poems like america is still worth a damn http://whitmanalabama.
This is not unusual. https://twitter.
One phrase you don't hear as much these last few months is “Can you IMAGINE? ” because we don't have to.
If I'm reading this correctly he's locked up the support of poker-playing dogs. https://twitter.
@dhilowitz Piano, Pipe Organ, Drums, Synthesizer, Electric guitar.
It's all surreal and kind of grimly fascinating now, but it's an actual tragedy that America is becoming a joke.
Bumping this 21-month old classic. https://twitter.
I'm a great dad. https://twitter.
Friday Links: Engineering Edition We plan to monetize Widening Gyre via a freemium model. Here are the most interesting links this week from our engineering department.
@patbits It’s gorgeous, right?
@kosamari oh lord where would I even begin?
Thanks, brand. https://twitter.
Today in the company newsletter, a love letter to the design of the TI-108 calculator: https://trackchanges. postlight.
@rustyk5 This event in Florida is gonna be a peach.
Puts forth a solid plan of action that is appropriate for our new situation. @justaride /why-liberals-are-wrong-about-trump-c865b12c72a7#.
This is great. https://twitter.
We Didn't Start the Fire, but just the names of your meds.
I did not know that the Great Seal of the United States can refer to one embossing machine in the State Department https://en. m.
@davidcho just walk down 5th. wasan is great but closes 1030.
I see you subtweeting hbr. https://twitter.
My son insisted I tweet this. https://twitter.
The Internet is inundated with lists, but nonetheless I think it’s a good exercise to make personal lists of great things. For example in the past I’ve ...
The Beautiful TI-108 By Paul Ford , co-founder, Postlight The Internet is inundated with lists, but nonetheless I think it’s a good exercise to make personal lists of great things. For example in the past I’ve written about the “ great works of software .
Huh https://twitter.
This is weird and sad but there you go. https://theintercept.
if this happens in NYC we all die https://twitter.
@bn2b That's an excellent tweet.
Is there such a thing as an event template for Google Calendar? I.
@maxtriba YES I KNOW IT'S EXTRA.
POTUS lost bowel control screaming at Spicer. VP can't stop itching, might be scabies.
(Increasingly loud) I. Said.
@raganwald https://twitter.
Alternative timeline scoring some pretty huge gets. https://twitter.
This is what happens when you don't appoint a Director of Chaos Emeralds.
Looking forward to the majority leadership launching a vigorous defense of treason.
Five years ago. https://twitter.
The linked page has a recipe for the tasty porridge they serve. https://twitter.
@jenniferrenu Fab!
I love making our self-sponsored content. It's the most freeing thing I've ever done.
@maureenflaherty who will walk it?
"His ultra-elite private club" is more accurate https://twitter.
From the front lines of the changing world of media: this week Paul and Rich talk to a client, VICE News, specifically editor Ryan McCarthy and general manager Dan Fletcher. They talk about VICE News and VICE more broadly, outline Dan and Ryan’s careers, and talk about the current media landscape and VICE’s position within it.
If you're using the word “dossier” casually in conversation think about what you're doing to yourself.
I am a total sucker for Internet smiley-logos rendered with expressions of suffering. https://twitter.
Wikipedia doesn't just tell me about muscle relaxants it shows me about muscle relaxants. https://twitter.
It's weirdly fun watching the Intercept turn into lefty media Voltron. https://twitter.
@DeanHach but I don't have them yet!
Folks obviously I don't think women should actually leave... ah, fuck it, who cares, I'll give another couple hundred bucks to PP.
Urgent care has pretty views and I have a prescription for muscle relaxants. https://twitter.
@collectdust no totally understood, all fine.
Yes good point https://twitter.
Even by the standards of southern Republican state representatives, who reliably say the worst shit imaginable, that is utterly kookytowns.
Women in Oklahoma need to get the hell out asap. https://interc.
@page88 isn't that just "VC"?
right-wing or left-wing, a crazy wall is still a crazy wall (this piece is good) https://www. buzzfeed.
Thread https://twitter.
Good job everybody. https://twitter.
A digital key based thingy for securely sharing sex tapes. Via https://news.
It's the semaphore for N for nuclear and D for disarmament, also U+262E ☮. https://twitter.
Is this real or just backwards https://twitter.
Seems off https://twitter.
@gabrielsnyder is this the story you started back when? This'll be great!
Some things should stay secrets. https://twitter.
@jennschiffer wait'll webassembly hooks into the DOM and all of this becomes a blood circus "HASKELL.
The rule of law should have broad bipartisan support.
This wikipedia editor is way better than we deserve. https://twitter.
"Pork chop is good and offers a fairly unique experience. " http://snackdata.
THERE IS NO GREATER URL THAN http://murderdata.
whoooooaaaaaaa https://www. bloomberg.
POLL: I have a sudden urge to re-watch Reign of Fire.
seriously this album is no joik https://twitter.
@bluechoochoo every few years I drift back to Propp's Morphology of the Folktale; peek at the FUNCTIONS section here https://en. wikipedia.
@dylanreed Or first-generation iPod nanos.
@tophtucker wait by me?
Laurie's cool https://twitter.
Jeffrey Zeldman on news design, part two Not long ago we published a report by our friend Jeffrey Zeldman on some experimental news design work that was happening under the auspices of the Poynter Design Challenge . Jeffrey has returned with Part II of that effort—in which he shows more of his own work.
Great curse https://twitter.
I should point out she's a former student not a former supergenius.
She's really a kind, generous person and I want her to succeed in her dreams.
My former supergenius student @tinabeans wants to make American Grate (Carrots) Again. Help her go to culinary school.
I should point out that the Safari mobile Twitter client is EXCELLENT now and a pleasure to use; the team should be very proud. https://twitter.
It's a little awkward.
Apparently I tweeted this criticism of the Twitter web client some time ago and Twitter people turned it into motivational laptop stickers. https://twitter.
We are headed over now. It's a chance to forget health care.
@DeanHach @richziade @kimballscott we are running around like goofballs but hosting a drinks night at Whitechapel at 7pm tonight!
@scumbly thank you!
@sanarao @realDonaldTrump @PostlightStudio hi Sana!
@BilliardLentil thank you, Alternative Lentil.
Should Twitter delete @realDonaldTrump ? First ever Track Changes LIVE!
Things that are bad.
@510home PRO-vaccine, Daniel. PRO.
Will you vote in any Twitter poll, no matter how stupid or pointless?
@codinghorror Oh hi Jeff--wait--Jeff ATWOOD? Get in here buddy.
@KristyT I love them. I just completely am in the bag for Twitter polls.
In all seriousness I vote in every Twitter poll I see. I cannot help myself.
Literally half the New Testament is about tipping delivery people. No one reads the Bible so you don't know.
@KristyT @seldo I mean look, I have a baseline of six dollars, plus distance, plus weather, plus tip, because I AM GOING TO HEAVEN.
@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and they would tell Harvard stories and I sat by the internal and I would... lose...
Sometimes, when you are right up against the coal face of the digital capitalism in which you participate, you just want a Parliament Light.
But I love it.
Late capitalism is weird.
@joshin4colours thank you!
I am in the back corner of the #ShiftForum , getting my bearings, listening to Nasdaq's boss. And @richziade insisted I tweet for the #brand .
I am in a situation that requires mixing and yet I do not feel socially solvent.
Hmm https://twitter.
East coast time, thinking about design. https://trackchanges.
@JeromeHardaway work! We are hosting a drinks night at Whitechapel bar at 7pm on the 7th (tomorrow) and all are invited.
Gwen Stefani was robbed.
Against Storytelling My co-founder Rich Ziade and I are out in San Francisco for a conference. The hotel we’re in is very…designed.
My co-founder Rich Ziade and I are out in San Francisco for a conference. The hotel we’re in is very…designed. I think the designers wanted the rooms to ...
it's like they saw that one coming https://twitter.
@michelet missing, not skipping!
@seldo please!
@shabbychef you can't even buy them anymore can you?
@seldo I'd love to! This visit might get crazy tho.
In a perfect world I would just wear a very large cardboard box.
I ended up with a large number of layerable items in drabs, some with hoodies some without.
I'm hungover at the big and tall store trying to dress for California trapped in an eternal prison of my own making AMA.
@anildash @mathowie @jennschiffer https://twitter.
NYC is so good.
https://twitter.
Maybe... America is bad http://digiday.
The blind outrage is fading but it's getting replaced by this more measured sense that you have to work against this mess every day.
Another mini-rally at the elementary school welcoming immigrant families with donuts. https://twitter.
The harder we push the lower the body count.
@laura_june my sister in law whispered to us during that funeral "I wonder how much this funeral weighs.
@kjhealy man do they roll over fast too!
@page88 I'm weirdly into it for the same reason but also find its various protestations and public interactions to be really creepy.
holy poopleberries that's equivalent to roughly 200,000,000,000 twitter accounts (because Uber users pay money) https://twitter.
... in the Secure Drop anonymous file uploader.
Alternately if we get sent to camps it may be pretty easy to escape.
@marcprecipice @skamille it's just a shame how the true baseline media object of the internet is a file called weirddick56___LARGE.
Finally found a halfway decent upper back tattoo. https://twitter.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it. —Republicans https://twitter.
I wonder how many files that come to journalists through anonymous Secure Drop upload are just pics of some dude's junk.
this seems bad https://twitter.
Looks like https://twitter.
Friends, it's gonna be me and @richziade —we're doing a "live" episode of the podcast on a Very Controversial Digital Product Question. https://twitter.
you know a REALLY good album i haven't even thought of in ten years https://www. youtube.
@bn2b or the listserv? the one where a different people was selected to write the mailing every day?
@bn2b has anyone checked in on thelist lately?
One positive thing about the crush of horrifying political news is that I haven't read a tweet about a comedian stealing jokes in months.
This is a great piece. The angry Irish mayor!
If only Trump could sit down and watch Romper Stomper he'd realize just how much America has in common with Australia.
Maybe that's the ones in New York.
I've never wanted to yell at an Australian in my life. All they want to do is barbecue and avoid discussing their divorces.
Who yells at Australians?
They wanted to do this earlier but it had to be reviewed by at least two other marches. https://twitter.
I mean lobbyists draft bills right? I'm sure there are a zillion reasons this is dumb.
Dumb idea: What if we continually draft the Restore America Act, undoing as much as possible, and candidates who supported it got our vote?
#NeverSandberg https://twitter.
Our mission is pretty clear now. We must make a better America for Beyoncé's twins.
Of course now that I tweeted this it's kind of the Gina canary, if that tweet ever gets deleted it means we've applied too much pressure.
We have a deal at @PostlightStudio : Gina doesn't promote anything unless she wants to, and we never apply pressure. So...
IMO the way to understand McConnell is that he's like a really self-important lawyer for a super-high-profile serial killer. https://twitter.
Gee I wonder what will happen next in this narrative. https://twitter.
@max_read He reminds me of a lawyer defending a really high-profile serial killer.
@max_read you think? He's just consistently shameless about pursuing his received agenda in total denial of facts or ethics.
This is an extremely good, carefully-reported examination into what makes Kellyanne Conway tick. https://thehairpin.
2017: Google staged a walkout for immigrant rights! 2024: “We used Tensorflow to solve Democracy!
After decades of utopian woo-woo the tech industry is discovering politics all at once. Which SEEMS cool now but also gives me the willies.
What is wrong with these people. https://twitter.
Be brave, and we will reward you at campaign time with social media strategy beyond your wildest imaginings.
Mario Savio the shit out of this, and I will give you money.
For once in my life prove me wrong.
Democrats. It is time.
It's just common sense you don't Nazi things. Jesus.
Dress how you like! Wolf or no wolf!
Grandad voice: So the boy dresses as a wolf for the yiffing but is a Nazi wolf?
@nzle @maureenflaherty wait I could be wrong!
You know who else explained Godwin's Law. https://twitter.
This is a good memo. https://twitter.
The 2020 campaign has started. https://twitter.
PROGRESS! Gina Trapani on What’s Up With the Mercury AMP Converter Quick ad: HEY SAN FRANCISCO — Postlight co-founders Rich Ziade and Paul Ford are heading your way next week!
@lisafleisher I am 100% sure they are not but the density and immediate reaction of those affected is incredibly surprising.
These are the experiences I bumped into as I went through the rounds of my middle-class life. I'm sure millions more swirling around.
Today: Pro-immigration protest at school dropoff. Co-worker's kid evacuated (JCC bomb threat).
Some days I truly miss smoking. https://twitter.
China is subtweeting. https://twitter.
@ezramechaber BTW, the old ones were really solid accessible HTML emails! I liked getting them.
they do terrible work https://twitter.
these post-nuclear apartments are cool but videogames have taught us that they turn to cannibalism immediately http://www. bbc.
I guess these are the terms we agreed to after we lost the war on Christmas.
You, foolish: “When he screamed, ‘I will kill you with fire,’ that seemed bad. ” Me, threaded: “Right out of the grand playbook, chum.
Also PS139 is the most diverse gathering of humanity under 5 feet tall I've ever seen. People here are deeply affected, and it's affecting.
I would like to remind everyone that my company Postlight is here to help you build superior apps and web platforms that will outlast Trump.
Then my neighbor gave me a sign, so I stood there for five minutes and then got the bus to go to work.
My kids asked me what was up. I said:“Give me a hug,” and then, “They want to make sure that everyone can go to your school.
The parents of PS139 in Ditmas making sure immigrant parents and children feel welcome. https://twitter.
I mean you could link to relevant laws or to relevant actions with those same precious tweetable characters, one idea.
@fhwang this happened during bush, too. Academics kept backing events into various theories.
Administration: We proclaim the President a god and there will be one gender and one race and all animals will be dogs.
Looking for secrets and symbols and hidden agendas seems sort of misplaced when they essentially proclaim they want a theocratic autocracy.
Do you need to believe in some grand hidden strategy? They could be incompetent, then learn from their failures, to the same effect.
I think it's okay to stop linking news and writing, “If you're not scared yet, you should be. ” It just adds to the sense of helpless panic.
Here's an American, Douglas Chandler, broadcasting propaganda (with ridiculous diction) from inside Nazi Germany. https://archive.
Why you need prototypes and Powerpoints: this week Paul and Rich talk to Prashant Agarwal, the VP of Design at McKinsey Digital Labs. They talk about his career trajectory, from studying business to co-founding a startup to product management to design, and his current role at McKinsey, where he rethinks design challenges at scale.
Thank God for the stabilizing influence of the Central Intelligence Agency. https://twitter.
Huh https://twitter.
@hunter_chomsky sure but I think until the fire burns itself out a little there just won't be many listeners.
@hunter_chomsky but like... who is to be excused?
@hunter_chomsky No one is keeping score. It's just a swell of crazy that hardly matches the crazy in power.
Once you get people angry they will do all kinds of things, and people are hot.
After years of Ayn Rand quotes and Trump-snuggling, the Stumbleupon guy became the hot target. It felt good to erase Uber for folks.
It's true! But also, you lie down with pigs often enough and people only hear oinking.
@grantwhunter @richziade great!
@harrisj right that makes sense. it really was a movie about checksums huh.
Okay SF, come to Whitechapel if you want a drink with me & @richziade —Feb 7, 7PM. http://whitechapelsf.
@ftrain @lllxlxlxlxlxlll @lindseyweber @caseyjohnston @acupoftea @jiatolentino @kellyconaboy @max_read @bafeldman mm https://bustime. mta.
@lindseyweber @caseyjohnston @acupoftea @jiatolentino @kellyconaboy @max_read @bafeldman I love every bus in NYC. I look at bustime for fun.
@matt_levine @karenmcgrane My favorite page of Linewaiter's Gazette of all time. https://twitter.
They're gonna need to add about half a foot of height to Sean Spicer's podium when they fit it for Kellyanne.
@sippey It's better for people to find each other through protest. And they are.
Guest Post: Jeffrey Zeldman at the Poynter Design Challenge Our friend Jeffrey Zeldman recently participated in the Poynter Design Challenge— “a project to create new visual models for digital news publications” sponsored by William R. Hearst III, hosted by the Poynter Institute , and directed by publication designer Roger Black .
@leahfinnegan @adrjeffries me too because...
@PressSec @markknoller he also threatened WWIII or was that just his password?
Huh. https://twitter.
Good, clear statement. https://twitter.
He's a deadbeat dad. https://twitter.
@iano @jack There are SO MANY ways to help from inside the giant graph database.
Then doooooo it. Doooooooo it.
I swear to god the next Democrat that talks about “voices” being “together.
True. It's time.
This is such an extraordinarily good burn that I can only admire it. https://twitter.
I never in my life imagined that there could be any situation that would draw 2,000 people to JFK for anything but a flight. https://twitter.
My 5-year-olds saw a protest video and started chanting, "This is what democracy looks like," now we need to discuss performative wokeness.
live protest video https://www. facebook.
lookin' good @dphiffer https://twitter.
Good CEO statement. https://twitter.
There are also tears running down the cheeks of the Statue of Bad Tweets. https://twitter.
Time crystals are real https://www. eurekalert.
Massaging Your Oppossum https://www. youtube.
This The The song keeps creeping back into my playlists. https://open.
Wrote this a few months ago for the corporate newsletter and it holds up. https://trackchanges.
What a shameful week.
@hondanhon soon they won't need to choose!
@stribs apparently ... http://www.
this is cool because dinosaurs were early birds https://twitter.
this thing is wild https://twitter.
How can he continually screw this up? https://twitter.
oh god the hands are on top of each other now i hate this clock https://www. nytimes.
I mean, we DID. https://twitter.
Sean Spicer's new secure password is j37fu3lc4n'7m3l75733lb34m5.
apparently spicer is either running a numbers station or as bad at twitter as anthony weiner https://twitter.
(He appeared to have posted his password.
This is the first sensible, truthful thing this man has said. https://twitter.
Reading this transcript is like watching Apocalypse Now through a kaleidoscope. http://abcnews.
What if torture, but more?
@EmilyGorcenski I spent years of my life editing anti-torture stories by lawyers and I'm slowly losing my mind to see us back here, so dumb.
The war on science has apparently extended to thought experiments.
What if your baby is your clone raised for organ harvesting? If you don't keep the baby alive until you can kill it yourself—no new liver.
Oh my god what if this is all a simulation. https://twitter.
Wait, wait—what if your baby is... Hitler.
okay but wait—the terrorist is your other baby, you have twins https://twitter.
This has been a painfully validating few weeks for worrywarts.
God help us when it's time to learn physics.
Twitter will turn on the parks soon.
When you zoom in all the way on this photo it looks like ice-skating at Rockefeller Center. https://twitter.
@kshay what a soldier that one has been, though. it deserves the break.
@taylorkatebrown Words are, or maybe were, so important.
@ftrain @bluechoochoo (All the men are running for President of Twitter I've noticed—it's pretty intense.
War is how Americans learn geography, and it turns out electing a gurning batshit tangelo sex ghoul is how we learn civics.
I wish people would link to, like, federal law.
People who don't know yet will know soon enough.
While it's obviously satisfying and also accurate, the time has probably come to stop writing “We're fucked” in front of every tweeted link.
“And sure enough... ” https://www.
It's going to be a hot summer.
I would pitch a late show called “Daddy Loves You,” where Fred Trump tucks a little boy into bed and tells him how to be good. https://twitter.
(And unsurprising to see a bunch of garbage Quislings human centipeding behind our Ochre Joker.
It's been surprising and confusing to learn that some real lifelong pieces of shit actually love and value our country.
Libs amirite https://twitter.
Your friend Drew Bell is writing smart things about the lingering effects of technology standards. https://trackchanges.
@jordne someone who can gather the crowd, shout it out loud, creative cloud?
spreadsheets really are great https://blog. reifyworks.
This is not food poisoning. This is cancer.
We are finally having the long-deferred national conversation on everything.
When events overtake you, just think, “I will be like Ante Up Dad. ” https://www.
@adlangmead @anetv I did... nothing!
Everything they say should be assumed to be a lie that serves some interest. Everything is ∞ pinocchios.
You cannot get any more foundational than “the leader is the sole source of truth. ” It's a relief, no hedging, no “reality-based” irony.
Congress should be classified as a Federal Cognitive Disaster Area. https://www.
Oh god I'm obsessed with Iron Pill. https://twitter.
You know, it really is. https://twitter.
San Francisco friends: @PostlightStudio / Track Changes / @richziade / me will be in SF Feb 7 and want to host drinks somewhere. Which bar?
@adlangmead no i think it's in trouble, something where the underscore.
Yes, it's bad, but it's not as bad as when Cheng Xin took over for Luo Ji as the Swordholder.
GUY ON TWITTER: It's time for some game theory. NARRATOR: It was not time for some game theory.
@max_read @tressiemcphd my hard-earned rule that I repeat a lot when mentoring is “the #1 function of an editor is to avoid litigation.
The best part was it switched forward in time to the trial and they sentenced me to live in a really boxy self-driving car.
That little dream-director voice that watches the dream was like, are you kidding me with this?
In my regular nightmare last night I was helping my youth pastor hide a body at midnight and a clown caught us so we had to kill the clown.
That's right. Get Bannon where it hurts.
And the Grand Canyon doesn't make a damn peep.
It's exciting to see Ted Cruz tweet in a near-human fashion, instead of spraying dozens of moist, shrieking eels from his waxy chest flaps.
I mean where to start. http://nymag.
Drew Bell on How Standards Stick Around Today Drew Bell , Engineer at Postlight, writes in about something that at first seems kind of obscure—the fact that weather service alerts are often IN ALL CAPS. You know: “SEVERE WINDS WILL CAN DAMAGE ROOFS AND MAY DISLODGE SIGNS.
Alan Burdick is a great writer and I just ordered this book, and it'll be great. But the cover is...
Talking with Nicholas Carr about his new book & how he was right about tech for a long time before anyone listened https://soundcloud.
@john_overholt I mean at some point in the process it's just more efficient to be dead.
What in the world. https://twitter.
http://www. crunchyroll.
They made a Neko Atsume movie https://twitter.
Our grandchildren are going to be amazed at how much ice we had and the goofy stuff we got up to with it. https://twitter.
@dcjarvis @redkeg @PostlightStudio Thank you!
@stribs I think fed funds on NPR are pretty low, like 2%. Might be wrong.
@neilvoss see by working collaboratively we can improve overall own quality together!
This was my best own today. It's not great but you have to own your owns.
Just a note to say that I'm seeing great owns and burns out there and I hope to see more.
@NetHistoryPod @ginatrapani sure just email Paul. ford @postlight .
Every tweet is $5 now. https://twitter.
The promise—and creepiness—of the web. This week Paul and Rich talk to Nicholas Carr, the author of books including The Shallows, The Glass Cage, and, most recently, Utopia Is Creepy.
“There's rich jerks and then there's people working for them. That goes back forever.
Product designers, UXians, engineerfolk—we published our small book of selections to the web. It's sweet.
@PressSec English or German?
@RageCook That was good. I had to explain to my children what thighs were this week.
@RageCook https://twitter.
Follow @TechSolidarity , the events are clear-eyed and smart, for people who want to use tech to preserve rights and achieve social change.
My kids told us about the Civil Rice movement which was necessary because Brown people didn't have rice. That is real life that happened.
TFW the sounding bowl calls us into silence. https://twitter.
“Practice”—Now on the Web! Bridging the print/digital divide since 2017 We have a podcast called Track Changes (you listen, right?
White House Mess on Monday https://www. youtube.
@harrisj talk.
I'm going to try to get back to bed now, but whatever company is in charge of elevator repair in my dreams needs to be fired immediately.
@jenniferdaniel classic diners actually know how to help. you'll spend 1/2 of meal in bathroom.
@jenniferdaniel https://twitter.
@jenniferdaniel https://twitter.
@gabrielsnyder wait that's not housing works?
First in a possible series of social media form letters, no copyright @ftrain /a-grateful-note-thanks-to-you-i-get-it-now-5dc40e1358f9#. hqtgkb62y" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.
@derryborndo Dermot, I get your point, I respect it, and I wish you really well.
@derryborndo https://twitter.
@derryborndo it seems he is your friend or you'd like him to be so god bless.
@derryborndo before you do though, let me say: fuck that nazi piece of shit genocide apologist. fuck his haircut and his pepe pin, forever.
@derryborndo if you would like to hold me to a higher standard, then you will be infinitely disappointed and you should probably block me.
@derryborndo hi dermot i sometimes hold opposing viewpoints and laugh at things i shouldn't. i have this in common with many humans.
@derryborndo Umm. It is against the law to attack people.
Sean Spicer used to work for Mark Foley so he knows how to get on the same page.
Tomorrow Sean Spicer will be forced to tell everyone that the Central Park 5 was actually 5 million.
@kjhealy I have no idea if today is viable and am cynical about even "positive" outcomes but this feels way more...
@kjhealy I was there but then: No social media, limited Internet organizing, no Sept 11, low media interest, smaller, localized.
Thanks to You, I Get It Now A Grateful Note Dear Social Media Friend, You know how they say that some arguments don’t make sense in 140 characters or less? Well, today your arguments destroyed me.
you really owe it to yourself to watch this pile of burning beach diapers of a press briefing https://youtu. be/TtaOww8FpeA?
Wow Soros must be bankrupt after this.
It's probably really easy to get a shift at the coop today.
@leahfinnegan @max_read is this barbarians at the gate i always wanted to read it it's good?
@zeynep @kevinriggle zeynep what would be the one good thing to do today after the protest?
@zeynep I agree!
@zeynep it's just a big smush up of capitalism and knitting and leftism and neoliberalism and everything, I kind of...
@zeynep @oh_steph I mean, we will find out! Positive signs: leadership, rejection of pro-life, management support from PP.
@DanielleSucher thank you!
@zeynep yes, agreed although this feels more like gay rights in the 90s. There's billions in net worth marching today.
He uses direct bank transfer he's European. https://twitter.
That cigar bar. https://twitter.
@zeynep sure! You have way more movement exp than me so I defer.
@jrobertlennon well we finally finally finally got past Republicans vs Democrats to centralist progressives vs reactionary far-right.
@jfeckstein it's so great! You did SOMETHING.
Anyway stay safe I'm taking the kids to kick a soccer ball around while almost every woman I know is in DC or going to Grand Central.
Or it could be that everyone ponies up a few bucks, the Constitution is applied, and change happens without one great leader.
It's true why wait for a leader when you have a country with laws. https://twitter.
Women are already marching in Australia.
@parabasis first time I saw the White House in person!
“The movement needs its MLK. ” Easiest way for intellectuals to dismiss rabble.
The people going know how they feel. They're being told they are nothing.
I went to a big gay rights March in DC 20 years ago and everyone said, they don't have a strategy, they don't have a leader.
The dumbest criticism of mass actions is that they lack leaders or don't have a long term strategy. Go back to seducing your grad students.
Is punching Nazi sympathizers ethical? We reached across the political spectrum to Franklin D.
@tjl what if he was wearing an oculus headset?
If they didn't punch him right after the Pepe pin came up in discussion but he had a Pepe pin. This is very hard for me I hate violence.
The mass from l. lung was 3" circ.
I have glitter itch.
My living room and half my body is covered with glitter but my wife has a shiny slogan on her suffragette cape.
@harper @rustyk5 i accept that. also i don't want nazi punching to distract us from our work choosing fonts for the statement of principles.
Son I see you are interested in reading Tweets on the Web but [produces book] maybe you should be interested in reading books BY W. E.
@harper @rustyk5 I think right now you aren't going to be able to control the Nazi punching but eventually we want a plan.
If you go to bed early you'll be one day closer to democratically electing new representatives.
@lawnsea It's on the table clearly.
Long term we should not seek a policy of punching all Nazis in the face, nor do I wish to punch Nazis in the face. But Nazis will get hit.
@JeromeHardaway https://twitter.
God though if only someone has yelled Worldstar that video would be flawless.
If you punched me in the face I might cry. Who knows.
Whether a Nazi should have been punched is immaterial. He was.
Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now http://www. theonion.
I highly recommend parenting young twins for up to 40 minutes a day. https://twitter.
This is being piped through the Sonos throughout the office and people are laughing. https://www.
This feels bad because it's bad.
Our long national pre-nightmare is finally over.
See you all on the other side.
@goldman @NewRepublic It's just a very distinct contemporary take—another piece of ephemera. I listen it it from time to time.
@goldman @NewRepublic If you ever get a chance listen to this, it's Jean Shepherd talking about going to the march https://archive.
I'm super-pro ephemeralism https://newrepublic. com/article/123213/lol-nothing-matters-defense-internets-absence-meaning https://twitter.
@zeldman @ButtonMonkey Also Jeffrey feel better!
@zeldman @ButtonMonkey yeah I'm zonked on Sudafed and DayQuil but much better. Thank you for asking!
Trump is entering a church on TV and everyone in the cheap little diner is joking that God will burn it down.
Can't wait, after 18 months of pure green bile, to be invited to unite with all Americans to work together to make America great again.
Oh man Trump traffic was going to fix things. https://twitter.
I'm having a little trouble staying asleep.
@theEddieH I. e.
@theEddieH yes but you can't read too much into it, JavaScript can change that as people fill out the form, etc (or it could be turned off!
There is only one movie that really captures the feeling of this week, of course I'm talking about Deep Impact.
@abackstrom I mean...
@amyhoy it was super good I was just busy erasing the tweet.
All keyboards and screens are hot lava.
This has been exponentially more true every year since the 1960s.
Starting tomorrow, computers know where you are at all times, are inside everything, and usually act nice, but they REALLY, REALLY hate you.
The most important thing is to go not to document surprising as that sounds.
Although even then you can coordinate clothes and locations and stuff.
A nice shot of the protest from *behind* marchers shows scale and solidarity. https://twitter.
(Also that app is probably not more sketchy than many apps it's just from a culture that papers over different things than our culture.
Whatever they can have my passwords they earned it https://twitter.
@lauraolin We aimed for Joni Mitchell. But we got the Counting Crows.
@skamille @mihasya sounds...
@leahfinnegan http://yolocaust.
As my dad used to say, “Laughing ends up in crying. ” https://twitter.
jfc https://twitter.
I'm going to install Pro Tools and all the audio effects, I thought. That'll take my mind off the news.
@bluechoochoo https://twitter.
This is less an administration than a form of vengeance. http://thehill.
Our Jura is down so we've had to fall back to a regular coffeemaker. But the new seltzer machine works fine.
Oh geez. Oh wow.
I made a collaborative Spotify playlist called “keep it together” if you have any ideas. https://open.
Whooosh https://twitter.
(It's... "inspired by the inauguration" not the inaugural poem.
i am now dead http://www. independent.
Hey! Come to @PostlightStudio tomorrow eve and talk w/ @lara_hogan about better public speaking.
what are we doing https://twitter.
@Jo_Livingstone looks like that boat race was...
@goldman https://twitter.
@michelledean nice work!
America will still be a hot unequal mess when all of us are dead but MLK felt it was worth it, so might as well keep trying. Happy MLK day!
The hotel gave me room 404 and I nearly asked for another room that's so inauspicious.
I'm headed to DC on the train and thinking: In the future I'll remember this as the last time I went there, before The Harvesting.
Don't thank me thank @christinee515 for making it happen! Glad it went well.
@bethwernet yep!
Bigly data https://twitter.
@looks_last https://www. youtube.
30 Rock had good face-making https://twitter.
It's going to take an unbelievable amount of pee to fix this.
This gif https://twitter.
It's like a jungle sometimes makes me wonder how I keep from going under. https://twitter.
Make Theranos Great Again. https://twitter.
@raganwald https://twitter.
@michelledean yes also lost all the local races to focus on national. It's awful and now we will feel the pain.
@michelledean Conventional wisdom is that Democrats bury their dead and it takes a long time. Republicans never do.
@michelledean not Keith Ellison! He's working hard!
@michelledean No! It is bananas!
China too. https://twitter.
It's getting so bad that people in the south don't even want to inherit the wind. https://twitter.
Holy shit the number of whiteout rage-inducing things that happened today.
No no the young POPE https://twitter.
@adampash @PostlightStudio i don't know we just downloaded a dog app and it was delivered?
Do you think youtube stars say “let's take a look” in their regular life? “We wondered, should we get Wendy's drivethru?
this dog is at work today 15/10 ollie for nails on hardwood floor and excited heavy breathing https://twitter.
should we just all get these https://twitter.
@enkiv2 right but that would be double quotes, so single quotes implies that the fake is part of a larger quotation about fakeness.
@tressiemcphd https://youtu. be/62S9z2J3Q78?
If something is ‘fake’ does that make it not fake? How is it different from “fake”?
Okay now “fake” is in single quotes in a subhed we've gone into the orthographic twilight zone here sheeple. https://twitter.
Is deep state like vaporwave?
I might use that!
oh wow netflix is actually taking over the actual world https://www. bloomberg.
when i read about just regular guys who aren't worried about the future i like to see how a nuke would affect them http://nuclearsecrecy. com/nukemap/?
This woman in this diner just asked for coffee with WHOLE milk, because why not these days, right? Grasp at life's thread until it snaps.
Dash Says: Fire All Editors https://twitter.
Man everything is complicated. https://twitter.
@libovness @whitneymcn @jimray @OfficeGovEthics I took it to mean "there's no one to take over the responsibility if they recuse, so...
@harrisj @jeremyzilar gifs allowed?
@jeremyzilar sup buddy?
@michaelbierut @teddygoff I think about this video almost every day https://m. youtube.
boulevard of broken dreams https://www. youtube.
You're not even a real journalism https://www. youtube.
Oh thank god https://twitter.
It ends great right? when I read the article it's just the word “great.
I'll be on a plane during this press conference but we should be able to see the flames as we land in LaGuardia.
Oh wait just switched to the blue line fuck this.
It's rush hour and the El is not crowded and I'm sitting. Is this normal?
@cramforce but a dumb fight to pick!
This is like the Starr Report plus the Alberto Gonzales era GWB ethical nightmare in one steaming package left at Americas dumb doorstep.
I had to erase that one because what am I even doing.
Wow I had the craziest dream.
@tomcoates it's not like this in America either!
America can just break your goddam heart you know.
Reality feels extremely fluid right now.
This is like stumbling into a family reunion. A little weird but so sweet.
Friends, http://DocumentCloud. org is a not-for-profit and now more than ever it is going to need our support.
Surely piss.
Plus I don't comment on leaks.
It's a bad topic with which to introduce yourself to a stranger.
I'm alone in this huge crowd waiting to get into the speech and no one seems to know.
@michelledean okay... but what's the upside?
@patbits @Choire I'm just in awe at the idea of things getting worse.
I guess in 2035 there are gonna be a lot of touching indie films about dudes in iron lungs.
@dansinker I'm the tall fat guy whose sense of irony has left him.
I was invited here by The White House but the e-ticket said I was invited by “The White. ” I thought, That's one bug they won't have to fix.
I'm in Chicago to attend the National Assembly of Sobs and Gasps.
Oh my god we're free https://theoutline.
Tom is right, Bobbie is great. https://twitter.
@JeffChausse hey that's incredibly kind! I'm really glad to hear it!
https://twitter.
@dietsch @rsingel we're all in this together!
@McCreadyM Yeah. It's cautious and partially regretful.
I'm wondering about the speech tomorrow. The Eisenhower address was (partially) a very serious warning.
@AnillaManrique @dansinker @rsingel I mean do you sue the Post? Do you sue the ad network?
@waldojaquith congratulations! That's great.
Lawyers should contact celebrities and sue the ad-serving companies. Easy money.
@iano is it though?
You can join the other million people who installed this free little browser pal that makes pages super-readable https://chrome. google.
So @PostlightStudio just crossed a million users for Mercury Reader, built on our industrial-strength web parser! https://trackchanges.
Just a public notice that @ginatrapani has taken over the @PostlightStudio playlist and her taste is AMAZING (i. e.
Here's an eight-hour+ mashup DJ mix from NYE at the DNA Lounge https://archive.
@sonyamamurin yah we are on it!
@max_read we can start here https://twitter.
“Good morning, everyone. Today, April 18th, is the 593rd day of war.
Teensy little babies George Michael and Morrissey chatting on TV on May 25th, 1984 https://www. youtube.
jesus christ this loser https://twitter.
There've been a lot of tears due to the intersection of structural patriarchy and mass-consumer capitalism this morning.
I thought I'd prove her wrong but no, all the lego-scale Tantine IVs are like $500+. And the Millennium Falcons don't come with Leias.
Wife, OH: “Well, because of sexism, honey, a Princess Leia's Tantine IV toy can't be bought at a mass-market price. ” (I quietly close door.
i think this says more about my own timeline than anything in particular about society https://twitter.
this is probably someone joking but who can tell that's why living today is so fun https://twitter.
@aaronlammer @goldman it's from potbelly!
good work here https://twitter.
@goldman Let's whiteboard it out at the 2 o'clock!
We need to add a -gate suffix to the Putin thing so that people know it's really bad.
@jpotisch why is... but...
meetings are the best https://twitter.
In America you can steal pigs AND horses. http://www.
Friday Links: Design Edition Links extracted from the chat flow of Postlight’s most excellent Design department. (We’re hiring product designers.
I wrote a product-strategy followup to yesterday's survey of not-for-profit websites: “Going Deep on a Checkbox. " https://trackchanges.
@AlexKadis @PostlightStudio thanks, Alex!
Yesterday I wrote a little bit about the experience of giving money via charitable websites, and I criticized not-for-profit websites that ask their users ...
Going Deep on a Checkbox Yesterday I wrote a little bit about the experience of giving money via charitable websites , and I criticized not-for-profit websites that ask their users to “make a monthly donation”— My expectation was to give a one-time gift. Many of the sites had “Make this a monthly donation” as an option.
@markusandrezak @zeynep linux prob http://motherboard. vice.
@stuntbox It's a good form!
“Shut Up and Take My Money! ” — @ftrain https://trackchanges.
I changed the name of my post about online donation forms to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY https://trackchanges. postlight.
I gave away money to 33 online charities on December 31 and wrote up what I learned about web design and experience: https://trackchanges. postlight.
@aedison @rustyk5 Wedding Crash, an ensemble drama of racial and social tensions by Paul Haggis, ers.
@KristyT i just ended up here for the first time in... two decades https://open.
@KristyT It's a commitment—they're the American Genesis and for every extreme high there are some ROUGH lows.
Shut Up and Take My Money! User experience notes from 33 online charities By Paul Ford , Co-founder, Postlight Oh god not this Before the holidays, the people of Postlight came up with a list of charities .
Before the holidays, the people of Postlight came up with a list of charities. I liked learning about all the different causes supported by the people who ...
I'm enjoying the thought of congressional staffers looking at each other going, “It's going to be like this for the next few years, huh?
Welcome to the era of the blizzard of angry constituents!
Do I know any Android engineers looking to work on new interesting big global products? Contract or possibly full time.
We all laughed at the guy in Hot Topic talking about his powers but now he is our president and we must do our best to support him.
@dnharper i don't know. it depends on what the crisis turns out to be.
@tjl oh this is cool i had no idea.
in any case. organizing digital ephemera is how i manage my feelings.
from the news you learn people were regularly asked to forsake comforts and manage their lives around the crisis, and they willingly did.
people made lots of jokes about meat rationing. like "pay a nickel and you can go in a freezer and look at some steaks.
you learn all sorts of things. for example during wwii jack benny just kept doing his same dumb show, but at military bases.
@rtpg_ http://archive.
Twitter product strategy right now. https://twitter.
@forresto there is zero effort. like what if it was TECHFACTSTV i'd prob watch.
i find it very...
it looks like this https://twitter.
@reppep Sigh.
This is from 2007—but if Congress was a neighborhood it would be one of the most crime-ridden in America. http://harpers.
Congratulations to the replacement for the Office of Congressional Ethics, The Office of Little Misunderstandings.
i'm sure they have good reasons http://www. nytimes.
@mariabustillos he seems to be the only person who accurately identified what we're up against?
while you slept https://twitter.
i am too lazy to live my ideals like maria, except also i don't really go anywhere https://twitter.
@iJessicaRock Thank you!
@aphyr https://www. youtube.
Happy 2017. Don't borrow grieving!