Ftrain, by Paul Ford

Hazmat Placards
EGFFOPRCO
(Every Good Fire Fighter Occasionally Provides Real Cool Orgasms)
1. Explosives
2. Gas (flammable)
3. Flammable Liquids
4. Flammable Solids
5. Oxidizers
6. Poisons/Toxics
7. Radioactives
8. Corrosives
9. Other Regulated Materials
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