November 2017

Nov 30, 2017

That's nice. I'm a huge fan of your laugh too, also you...

@JPaskin That's nice. I'm a huge fan of your laugh too, also you have a quizzical way of saying, WELL....., that never gets old. And your hair is good!
Nov 30, 2017

I don't know, but I wonder if the stats show it just...

@felixchi I don't know, but I wonder if the stats show it just doesn't matter and people come in through Google looking for "BMW Philadelphia" or "Red BMW"
Nov 30, 2017

I was professionally fascinated by http://BMW.com's pivot...

I was professionally fascinated by bmw.com's pivot to editorial so I wrote about it for the company newsletter. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Nov 30, 2017

this place is my life

@textfiles this place is my life
Nov 30, 2017

this is my day but our wifi is always available to our...

@textfiles this is my day but our wifi is always available to our friends twitter.com/...
Nov 30, 2017

Scary! But also scdry. https://twitter.com/ghost_things/stat...

Scary! But also scdry. twitter.com/...
Nov 30, 2017

Or don't get angry with Google and enjoy a bunch of...

Or don't get angry with Google and enjoy a bunch of articles about adorable animals named after pharma products.
Nov 30, 2017

Death is the special collector....

Death is the special collector. twitter.com/...
Nov 30, 2017

Check out my knol on paywalls.

Check out my knol on paywalls.
Nov 30, 2017

Don't get angry with newspapers about paywalls. Get angry...

Don't get angry with newspapers about paywalls. Get angry with Google.
Nov 29, 2017

Look, I've got a busy day tomorrow, and I can ill afford to...

@kjhealy Look, I've got a busy day tomorrow, and I can ill afford to face the consequences for my online actions.
Nov 29, 2017

react has fragments now so this can be refactored

@seldo @anildash @collision react has fragments now so this can be refactored
Nov 29, 2017

everyone is iterating on that william carlos williams poem,...

everyone is iterating on that william carlos williams poem, finding ways to continually improve it, and it's a great example of agile with plums
Nov 29, 2017

life sure does have some twists and turns eh peter

@petervandijck life sure does have some twists and turns eh peter
Nov 29, 2017

Before my words can be used against me by malicious...

Before my words can be used against me by malicious so-called friends, I want to publicly state: “Kaskade Christmas” isn’t a bad album.
Nov 29, 2017

What is this some kind of mass suicide squad

@patbits What is this some kind of mass suicide squad
Nov 29, 2017

“I see...dead people,” says CGI Haley Joel Osment, as every...

@patbits “I see...dead people,” says CGI Haley Joel Osment, as every incidental dead character stands up at once.
Nov 29, 2017

I wanted it to keep going until the entire DC Universe...

@patbits I wanted it to keep going until the entire DC Universe showed up, then the Transformers, and, finally, Grumpy Cat—then pan up over the Empire State Building to show...a Star Destroyer.
Nov 29, 2017

It’s like they mixed all the sodas in one cup, and all the...

@emilyhughes It’s like they mixed all the sodas in one cup, and all the cereals in one bowl, then poured them all together.
Nov 29, 2017

Who knows how long this has been going on?

@asolove Who knows how long this has been going on?
Nov 28, 2017

i just want to say that all of my shitty tweets were...

i just want to say that all of my shitty tweets were because someone hacked root on my macbook
Nov 28, 2017

oh boy https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/9355786945417707...

Nov 28, 2017

It's different! We were in a different studio and are...

@jmiralva @PostlightStudio @richziade It's different! We were in a different studio and are working with a different editor, so it sounds different. We're trying a few new things but expect to get back to the nice shiny tone in time.
Nov 28, 2017

it's weird seeing photos from this era because my brain...

@sippey it's weird seeing photos from this era because my brain identifies with both the kid and the dad
Nov 27, 2017

This is amazing! Thank you for sharing.

@Jillykg This is amazing! Thank you for sharing.
Nov 27, 2017

I need the special cookie squirter!

@evanpro I need the special cookie squirter!
Nov 27, 2017

Robyn hi! So many great people work at Etsy, it's true.

@robynkanner @rustyk5 @goldman Robyn hi! So many great people work at Etsy, it's true.
Nov 27, 2017

I think I actually just find this process fascinating...

@rustyk5 @goldman I think I actually just find this process fascinating because, sort of like M&A where enormous value is destroyed by cultural mismatch, the drama recurs over and over in organizations that grow and scale. But there's enough money in the mix to fuel forward motion.
Nov 27, 2017

Well but you want/need to grow and you take VC—who...

@rustyk5 @goldman Well but you want/need to grow and you take VC—who transparently want a specific kind of growth and outcome, that's VC—and then you're in this stressful position where your ethics needs to be connected to growth, which is actually a defensible proposition up to a certain point.
Nov 27, 2017

What interests me is the attempt to codify ethics into the...

@goldman What interests me is the attempt to codify ethics into the corporate structure via the B Corp. Systematizing that, and then that shows tremendous stress under public pressure.
Nov 27, 2017

This is some complex stuff. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/...

This is some complex stuff. nytimes.com/...
Nov 27, 2017

Big Willie Style is 20.

Big Willie Style is 20.
Nov 27, 2017

Prince Harry is marrying Meghan Markle.

@rebeccablood Prince Harry is marrying Meghan Markle.
Nov 27, 2017

(I’m not judging.)

(I’m not judging.)
Nov 27, 2017

I just woke up and at least half the socialists on my...

I just woke up and at least half the socialists on my timeline are suddenly monarchists.
Nov 26, 2017

After death all doctypes are valid

@asolove After death all doctypes are valid
Nov 26, 2017

No that’s strictly over at der Heilcutter.

@socarolinesays No that’s strictly over at der Heilcutter.
Nov 26, 2017

That works in Firefox ~50+ so I feel comfortable using it,...

That works in Firefox ~50+ so I feel comfortable using it, as this story is set in the future.
Nov 26, 2017

“Yes,” a passing wanderer will say, “that is what they used...

“Yes,” a passing wanderer will say, “that is what they used to call document.body = document.createElement("body"); so many, many years ago.”
Nov 26, 2017

If I have a gravestone I think it will just read...

If I have a gravestone I think it will just read </body>
Nov 26, 2017

</body>

@tdierks </body>
Nov 26, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK!

@patbits HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK!
Nov 26, 2017

Through exhaustive investigation of their home territory...

Through exhaustive investigation of their home territory we've learned that Nazis consume food with their human-seeming mouths. twitter.com/...
Nov 26, 2017

Whoa it is. Didn’t notice, was telling the kids to stop...

@socarolinesays Whoa it is. Didn’t notice, was telling the kids to stop acting like goofballs for the picture because we are in a peaceful place.
Nov 26, 2017

My wife just screamed at me WHAT TEMPERATURE and maybe that...

My wife just screamed at me WHAT TEMPERATURE and maybe that was on the back of the headstone.
Nov 26, 2017

I took my kids for a meditative walk through a cemetery and...

I took my kids for a meditative walk through a cemetery and they found a way to make it about cookies. RIP Mrs. Miller-Dawson we will make your spritz cookies and enjoy them in your memory. twitter.com/...
Nov 26, 2017

She just loves it, it has a key and lock.

@techofmeaning She just loves it, it has a key and lock.
Nov 26, 2017

My six year old daughter wants to take her diary to a...

My six year old daughter wants to take her diary to a cemetery and I'm so incredibly proud.
Nov 26, 2017

the days are long but the years are...

@bn2b the days are long but the years are short!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololo!!!!!!!!!! every day is a blessing
Nov 26, 2017

I remember I was just testing the new camera and making a...

I remember I was just testing the new camera and making a GIF sort of casually, this was not some particularly unusual event.
Nov 26, 2017

Found this from three years ago, when my hair was brown....

Found this from three years ago, when my hair was brown. This was supposed to be “naptime.” twitter.com/...
Nov 25, 2017

It’s a great thing to think about while going for nice...

@jackrusher It’s a great thing to think about while going for nice healthy walks away from my computer.
Nov 23, 2017

Ah yes I know this feeling.

@epc Ah yes I know this feeling.
Nov 23, 2017

This is good intel.

@gabekelley This is good intel.
Nov 23, 2017

Wait...I mean...why not?

@epc Wait...I mean...why not?
Nov 23, 2017

I was just at a mall in Towson, MD, and Americans need to...

I was just at a mall in Towson, MD, and Americans need to buy some shit immediately.
Nov 23, 2017

My kids and @ftrain just started repeating everything...

@maureenflaherty My kids and @ftrain just started repeating everything everyone's saying and I would like to secede from this family.
Nov 23, 2017

I'm super-thankful for all you nerds who want things to be...

I'm super-thankful for all you nerds who want things to be better for everyone.
Nov 23, 2017

Stressful! But good you are there. Happy Thanksgiving.

@jfeckstein Stressful! But good you are there. Happy Thanksgiving.
Nov 22, 2017

I watched the Thriller video tonight with the 6yo twins. My...

I watched the Thriller video tonight with the 6yo twins. My son was terrified and clutched onto me and made me promise that we would ban the video from our home forever. I look over at my daughter and twitter.com/...
Nov 22, 2017

They’re smiling cuz the turkey’s gone.

They’re smiling cuz the turkey’s gone.
Nov 22, 2017

I keep imagining all the harassment men bringing their PR...

I keep imagining all the harassment men bringing their PR reps to Thanksgiving dinner. “Aunt Jane, he isn't taking questions on that subject right now, but my client is glad to talk about football, mentoring programs, and gratefulness in general.”
Nov 21, 2017

Hazmat Placards EGFFOPRCO (Every Good Fire Fighter...

Hazmat Placards
EGFFOPRCO
(Every Good Fire Fighter Occasionally Provides Real Cool Orgasms)
1. Explosives
2. Gas (flammable)
3. Flammable Liquids
4. Flammable Solids
5. Oxidizers
6. Poisons/Toxics
7. Radioactives
8. Corrosives
9. Other Regulated Materials
en.wikipedia.org/...
Nov 21, 2017

Apparently my proposed bill to turn every Chick-Fil-A into...

@anildash @speckledwords @ikasliwal Apparently my proposed bill to turn every Chick-Fil-A into a Planned Parenthood is testing poorly in focus groups.
Nov 21, 2017

I'm ALSO that, minus brown, and literally in the pocket of...

@anildash @speckledwords @ikasliwal I'm ALSO that, minus brown, and literally in the pocket of giant corporations, AND believe that all future astronauts should be trans.
Nov 21, 2017

We looked into it, but we just can't get the votes since...

@speckledwords @ikasliwal @anildash We looked into it, but we just can't get the votes since they redistricted the Blogosphere.
Nov 21, 2017

whoa this is a document and a half

@rascouet whoa this is a document and a half
Nov 21, 2017

but what if she endorsed this https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

@harrisj but what if she endorsed this twitter.com/...
Nov 21, 2017

christ how many men are there

christ how many men are there
Nov 21, 2017

If you can learn Python, you can learn how journalism works.

@matt_levine @max_read If you can learn Python, you can learn how journalism works.
Nov 21, 2017

oh me too, it will unleash...forces

@anildash oh me too, it will unleash...forces
Nov 21, 2017

Every time I think about WebAssembly I'm convinced it is...

Every time I think about WebAssembly I'm convinced it is going to be an INTERNET APOCALYPSE. twitter.com/...
Nov 21, 2017

So on the podcast we made a concerted effort not to...

So on the podcast we made a concerted effort not to complain about LinkedIn, and ended up complaining about Facebook instead. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Nov 21, 2017

“I hope they don't take down the archive. I should probably...

@anildash “I hope they don't take down the archive. I should probably get a copy of the time I appeared before it's too late.”
Nov 21, 2017

Thanks, you're right.

Thanks, you're right.
Nov 21, 2017

Paul delete this.

Paul delete this.
Nov 21, 2017

Technology sure has changed things. Remember before we all...

Technology sure has changed things. Remember before we all had mobile phones and you'd have an alarm clock to wake you up? I thought of that this morning when I woke up at 6:40am to my wife calling multiple senators to leave messages about guns in schools.
Nov 20, 2017

I guess one bright spot in all of this is that Bad Men...

I guess one bright spot in all of this is that Bad Men Magazine no longer has to justify its business model.
Nov 20, 2017

We had fun, right? https://twitter.com/politico/status/93276...

We had fun, right? twitter.com/...
Nov 20, 2017

Cool! How does it work in practice?

@bunnyhentman Cool! How does it work in practice?
Nov 20, 2017

i mean that's the thing it's totally fine i'm just so used...

@danbri i mean that's the thing it's totally fine i'm just so used to json nightmares
Nov 20, 2017

wow that's...adequate, i guess

@danbri wow that's...adequate, i guess
Nov 20, 2017

I guess as in all things it's not either/or. Maybe the role...

@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine I guess as in all things it's not either/or. Maybe the role of the "curator" will migrate to someone who can tweak, modify, and supersede the various selection algorithms. Big platforms do this all the time with anonymous humans.
Nov 20, 2017

So at some level we're back to Art in the Age of Mech Rep,...

@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine So at some level we're back to Art in the Age of Mech Rep, where there is the "aura" around certain things (artifacts made by humans) and other things are mass-produced (algorithmic playlists).
Nov 20, 2017

Right so there is pop/global culture and then there's a...

@slavin_fpo @dens @libovness @jrlevine Right so there is pop/global culture and then there's a kind of opt-in culture that you affiliate with because it mirrors your sense of self and represents aspirations, too. Spotify is hard to have a personal relationship with, so it gives us good algorithmic playlists.
Nov 20, 2017

There are song URL deplexers but I guess we need...PEML.

@danbri There are song URL deplexers but I guess we need...PEML.
Nov 20, 2017

Interesting! And good point.

@Connorelsea Interesting! And good point.
Nov 20, 2017

Time to boot up SoulSeek.

@TheMFingChisa Time to boot up SoulSeek.
Nov 20, 2017

If TV has taught me anything it's that you should never...

If TV has taught me anything it's that you should never hitchhike in the pacific northwest.
Nov 20, 2017

I remember pretty clearly that in the early 2000s they had...

@noahlz I remember pretty clearly that in the early 2000s they had a few experimental coffeeshops because they wanted to capture people who were worn out on Starbucks.
Nov 20, 2017

This makes perfect sense, kids are gonna discover things...

@DearDara This makes perfect sense, kids are gonna discover things they can have a personal relationship with and measure themselves against. While preserving the option to participate in big dumb pop culture too without much stress about it.
Nov 20, 2017

Right. The actual best and most interesting tweets are...

@rustyk5 Right. The actual best and most interesting tweets are basically unretweetable.
Nov 20, 2017

Sure, markets are conversations, but the inverse doesn't...

Sure, markets are conversations, but the inverse doesn't follow. Conversations aren't marketplaces. Unless you're a VC. Anyhoo my bus is in traffic.
Nov 20, 2017

Anyway I'm not saying either/or. Centralization is very...

Anyway I'm not saying either/or. Centralization is very helpful when you need stock prices or to find a book or a recipe. It's probably an anti-pattern for human conversation and I expect humankind to reject it.
Nov 20, 2017

And why Starbucks owned secret non Starbucks coffeeshops. I...

And why Starbucks owned secret non Starbucks coffeeshops. I wonder if they still do that.
Nov 20, 2017

Centralization is many many many things but it is never...

Centralization is many many many things but it is never cool. Which is why brands, including political brands, are utterly dependent on centralized platforms for reach, I guess, but scenes and movements start decentralized.
Nov 20, 2017

I mean this is why Facebook just kills it, right? It allows...

I mean this is why Facebook just kills it, right? It allows people to define their own in-group and then has a monopoly on communication across in-groups. You have to pay to reach more than your friends.
Nov 20, 2017

If I understood the first thing about hardware I'd be...

If I understood the first thing about hardware I'd be building little devices that create weird social scenes. People need scenes and clubs and groups way more than they need access to all historical information ever.
Nov 20, 2017

I wonder if in a decade or two having all recorded music...

I wonder if in a decade or two having all recorded music available to almost everyone over networks will seem lame and teens will instead have weird USB headbands with just “their” music that they download over scene VPNs.
Nov 20, 2017

Agreed, it's spectacular.

@amyhoy Agreed, it's spectacular.
Nov 19, 2017

Wait the new iMac starts at $5,000? Can it fly?

Wait the new iMac starts at $5,000? Can it fly?
Nov 19, 2017

Thank you for participating in our brand!

@mlieber Thank you for participating in our brand!
Nov 18, 2017

I am just going to open Slack for Desktop and I may be some...

I am just going to open Slack for Desktop and I may be some time.
Nov 18, 2017

god i love gearing up montages

@sirosenbaum god i love gearing up montages
Nov 18, 2017

I keep drifting back to...Outlook. Strange to say but it's...

@leahculver I keep drifting back to...Outlook. Strange to say but it's really good, the UX is never surprising, and it's overall very consistent and integrates nicely with Gmail/Calendar.
Nov 18, 2017

Oh god, maybe in the far future our consciousnesses are...

@avibryant @isaach @mathowie @sippey Oh god, maybe in the far future our consciousnesses are going to be transferred to iCloud and represented by speaking, feeling AI emoji—and we'll spend digital eternity yearning to be used inside of tweets, desperately mugging and hoping for hearts. Actually wait that's now.
Nov 18, 2017

we better hope so

@Dockjaw we better hope so
Nov 18, 2017

I'm going to organize some books because the weekend is...

I'm going to organize some books because the weekend is when I practice shelf care.
Nov 18, 2017

1,000 years of Twitter is really something to consider

@mathowie @sippey 1,000 years of Twitter is really something to consider
Nov 18, 2017

I'm reading that MTA article and slowly losing my mind.

I'm reading that MTA article and slowly losing my mind.
Nov 18, 2017

“Put on your fox tights” is a pretty good “lace up your...

“Put on your fox tights” is a pretty good “lace up your boots” or “big boy pants.” Goddammit you need to put on your fox tights and get in there.
Nov 18, 2017

"maybe I'll read some poems" and then seven hours later

@jessamyn "maybe I'll read some poems" and then seven hours later
Nov 18, 2017

Pictures of bookshelves make me so happy.

@jessamyn Pictures of bookshelves make me so happy.
Nov 18, 2017

Oh wow those shelves are filled with pure liberal arts...

@jessamyn Oh wow those shelves are filled with pure liberal arts goodness.
Nov 17, 2017

Wow that's strong.

@billwasik Wow that's strong.
Nov 17, 2017

Anyway, sorry to ramble. It's a thesis worthy subject.

@tressiemcphd Anyway, sorry to ramble. It's a thesis worthy subject.
Nov 17, 2017

Sometimes you do toy with fools and I think that sends up a...

@tressiemcphd Sometimes you do toy with fools and I think that sends up a kind of fool-attracting signal that fools find irresistible. Like a non-fool would say “I should stay back and be quiet now.” But by their very nature the fools keep rushing in, despite the examples before them.
Nov 17, 2017

Like 3pm on a Tuesday all is well and nice weather and...

@tressiemcphd Like 3pm on a Tuesday all is well and nice weather and folks talking about footnotes or what have you and then BOOOOOOM a huge explosion and it's your mentions.
Nov 17, 2017

I'm glad other people see this. I can't look away. There is...

@tressiemcphd I'm glad other people see this. I can't look away. There is truly nothing else here quite like your mentions.
Nov 17, 2017

You use it to indicate a substitution in chat. > I told...

@Johann_MG You use it to indicate a substitution in chat.

> I told Jim to buy the car.

> Whoops s/Jim/Bob/

It comes from a text editor command in Unix. It's been around for decades so it shows up in lots of programming contexts as a shorthand.
unix.stackexchange.com/...
Nov 17, 2017

it's okay we all have jobs

@alplicable it's okay we all have jobs
Nov 17, 2017

Awwwww BuzzFeed took down its CMS docs which I was actually...

Awwwww BuzzFeed took down its CMS docs which I was actually looking forward to reading. I'm sorry BuzzFeed people, I didn't know they were secret, I was just googling for CMS stuff and they came up and I thought that was cool.
Nov 17, 2017

i love when my favorite author posts new content on their...

i love when my favorite author posts new content on their blog buzzfeed.com/...
Nov 17, 2017

I believe that the joy of just having your own LOCKING...

@speckledwords I believe that the joy of just having your own LOCKING UNICORN DIARY can coexist with a vibrant, shared, intersectional commons that enriches all.
Nov 17, 2017

This nine-minute video is the most devastating critique of...

This nine-minute video is the most devastating critique of human nature that I've ever seen. facebook.com/...
Nov 17, 2017

When the revolution comes I hope they let us keep the...

When the revolution comes I hope they let us keep the Scholastic Book Fair.
Nov 17, 2017

My daughter got a new locking diary for a good report card...

My daughter got a new locking diary for a good report card and loves it so much she can barely speak. @maureenflaherty put the key on my HOPE lanyard because instilling a culture of OpSec is part of our family values. Also the unicorn is “fuzzy” and I had to pet it. twitter.com/...
Nov 16, 2017

man is that abbreviated and delightful

@simonw @zeithq @heroku man is that abbreviated and delightful
Nov 16, 2017

Not yet! I don't know Zeit is why. But soon!

@simonw @zeithq @heroku Not yet! I don't know Zeit is why. But soon!
Nov 16, 2017

Good point, I will make that more obvious.

@simonw Good point, I will make that more obvious.
Nov 16, 2017

I wrote! About a cool new thing, Datasette, by @simonw,...

I wrote! About a cool new thing, Datasette, by @simonw, which makes it reaaaally easy to publish your SQLite DB as a website with an instant API. It makes it so much easier to share out lots of data, and that's very cool. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Nov 15, 2017

You can still do stray observations right?

You can still do stray observations right?
Nov 15, 2017

There are many dudes in the news whose last name starts...

There are many dudes in the news whose last name starts with L and ends with i or y now.
Nov 15, 2017

The Volcano Lover has logged on

The Volcano Lover has logged on
Nov 15, 2017

Wait until there’s a blizzard, everyone is so sweet and...

@robynkanner @jenniferdaniel Wait until there’s a blizzard, everyone is so sweet and goofy and thoughtful (as literally every major system that binds and protects us collapses for the day).
Nov 15, 2017

Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought? Son: I don’t...

Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought?
Son: I don’t know.
Me: Okay, so orange jacket.
Son: But—
Me: [Fights bad zipper] What’s the white stuff on the collar?
Son: Bird poop.
Me: Green jacket. [Fights zipper] This one too?
Son: I chewed it.
Me: What’s in your hair?
Son: Hazelnut.
Nov 15, 2017

We talked to @mlieber, co-founder of podcast studio...

We talked to @mlieber, co-founder of podcast studio @gimletmedia, about very interesting podcast things on our podcast. If you like thoughtful people who methodically co-build large, growing media companies, this is the podcast about podcasts for you. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Nov 14, 2017

The little J-pop song that appears in Wreck-it Ralph as the...

The little J-pop song that appears in Wreck-it Ralph as the theme song to the Sugar Rush video game is kind of an earworm. open.spotify.com/...
Nov 14, 2017

It is wrong to murder what you already killed.

@karenmcgrane It is wrong to murder what you already killed.
Nov 14, 2017

It wasn’t exactly those words, I couldn’t hear clearly over...

@karenmcgrane It wasn’t exactly those words, I couldn’t hear clearly over the crackling. I just knew that my soul was leaving my body and looking down at the flames enveloping my corporeal form.
Nov 14, 2017

Today @karenmcgrane said to me, with tremendous patience,...

Today @karenmcgrane said to me, with tremendous patience, “One thing you might want to consider using to manage this content, Paul, is a content management system.” A burn so bad that I am actually a skeleton now.
Nov 14, 2017

Pinto Ford https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/930567439...

Pinto Ford twitter.com/...
Nov 14, 2017

It is a land of contrasts. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

It is a land of contrasts. twitter.com/...
Nov 13, 2017

I listen to Automatic every couple years or so, so it...

@goldman I listen to Automatic every couple years or so, so it doesn’t really beat me up. It’s just such a classic, familiar album. Achtung Baby being 26 blows mind because it's supposed to be from the F U T U R E.
Nov 13, 2017

Its great! It makes it easy for people to publish data in a...

@tflynn_mm Its great! It makes it easy for people to publish data in a way that encourages others—lots of others!—to explore it with very little effort. That’s really powerful for so many orgs/NGOs who make so much data and just sort of publish it as CSVs.
Nov 13, 2017

Oh yeah this is all great. This is so great for actually...

@simonw @harrisj Oh yeah this is all great. This is so great for actually using data to make new things.
Nov 13, 2017

This is so great and I it will encourage so many cultural...

@simonw This is so great and I it will encourage so many cultural and scientific orgs to share data out this way! RIPCSV.
Nov 13, 2017

Simon Willison the original and greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Simon Willison the original and greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/...
Nov 13, 2017

I grew up in West Chester so that helped too :)

@sooshii I grew up in West Chester so that helped too :)
Nov 13, 2017

Just a random nerdy choice from years ago that stuck. A1000...

@sooshii Just a random nerdy choice from years ago that stuck. A1000 was my first computer. Such a great system.
Nov 13, 2017

Dads: Don't put it off. Sit down and talk with your sons...

Dads: Don't put it off. Sit down and talk with your sons about collusion.
Nov 13, 2017

I am glad that little bugs are explaining what Kubernetes...

I am glad that little bugs are explaining what Kubernetes is. Bugs should probably explain all computing things. bloomberg.com/...
Nov 13, 2017

No I know, it's real.

@axoplasm No I know, it's real.
Nov 13, 2017

i think about this movie a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch...

i think about this movie a lot youtube.com/...
Nov 13, 2017

yes but she actually has achieved those goals

@max_read yes but she actually has achieved those goals
Nov 12, 2017

This is absolutely terrifying but I feel that you should...

@laura_june @katienotopoulos This is absolutely terrifying but I feel that you should worry about this about as much as you worry about serial killers.
Nov 12, 2017

This is a Chrome plugin by @noahpryor (inspired by the...

This is a Chrome plugin by @noahpryor (inspired by the @PostlightStudio podcast Track Changes!) that helps you purge all the people from LinkedIn who connect with you purely to NETWORK. github.com/...
Nov 12, 2017

I had a Rhode Island wedding DJ get to the trilateral...

@PJVogt I had a Rhode Island wedding DJ get to the trilateral commission and the Rothschilds in two or three minutes once, which is a personal best.
Nov 11, 2017

that's a stellar headline

@BradyDale that's a stellar headline
Nov 11, 2017

Happy birthday! 2017 will be over soon.

@kellan Happy birthday! 2017 will be over soon.
Nov 11, 2017

You have always been real supporters of mine and it's...

@sogrady @monkchips @redmonk You have always been real supporters of mine and it's generous and kind, and very mutual, I so respect your work and the way you do it. And it's been great to have peers who understand the transition from writer/cultural type to business owner.
Nov 11, 2017

Congratulations!

@sogrady Congratulations!
Nov 10, 2017

Concerned counterprediction: In two years every web...

@harrisj @pilhofer @derekwillis @forestgregg Concerned counterprediction: In two years every web platform language is going to compile to the webassembly VM running in the node runtime on the server, hooking into the npm ecosystem, with webpack essentially producing the 2019 version of .dll files for server and client.
Nov 10, 2017

yeah but that red book layout is DEEEENNNNNSSSSEEEEEE

@mburv yeah but that red book layout is DEEEENNNNNSSSSEEEEEE
Nov 10, 2017

This is wild. https://twitter.com/meyerweb/status/9290977127...

This is wild. twitter.com/...
Nov 10, 2017

Remember to always schedule an apology day so you can...

Remember to always schedule an apology day so you can recover after your harassment days.
Nov 10, 2017

That is...TERRIBLE. I empathize completely though. We've...

@lindsayism That is...TERRIBLE. I empathize completely though. We've been destroyed by this bon mot factory town.
Nov 10, 2017

You’re very little. There are cars everywhere. Nothing...

You’re very little. There are cars everywhere. Nothing makes sense. Kids make fun of your shoes. Your parents are always threatening to take things away if you don’t eat with a fork. The candy rules are punitive. And there is an omnipresent possibility you could pee yourself.
Nov 10, 2017

As a father of six year old twins I have to say, being a...

As a father of six year old twins I have to say, being a kid looks challenging as all hell.
Nov 10, 2017

When I get sad I just think of the song you guys sing on...

@harrisj @kzwa @tcarmody When I get sad I just think of the song you guys sing on your way to day care.
Nov 9, 2017

“Look...I just got off Skype and Shenzhen says that they...

“Look...I just got off Skype and Shenzhen says that they manufactured the full run of 36,000 units. So that's that, they're in the warehouse. So we need ideas.”
Nov 9, 2017

[50 × day] [Thinks of tweet.] Why in God's name would I...

[50 × day] [Thinks of tweet.] Why in God's name would I invite that upon myself?
Nov 9, 2017

Horace and Pe e tape

Horace and Pe

e tape
Nov 9, 2017

It was a different time.

@heyitsal It was a different time.
Nov 9, 2017

It was good to see you! Even if just for minutes.

@textfiles It was good to see you! Even if just for minutes.
Nov 9, 2017

I want this thing now. https://twitter.com/bodpublishing/sta...

I want this thing now. twitter.com/...
Nov 8, 2017

*extremely blogger voice* my posts

*extremely blogger voice* my posts
Nov 8, 2017

dammit

dammit
Nov 8, 2017

heh it was actually pretty clear this was the path from the...

@pfffr heh it was actually pretty clear this was the path from the time of the acquisition.
Nov 8, 2017

I really wish people would do more editorially with their...

I really wish people would do more editorially with their interesting data, and make some of that data available online. Maybe they do! I miss American Demographics magazine.
Nov 8, 2017

As someone involved with hiring, I think this is a great...

As someone involved with hiring, I think this is a great idea. I hope it helps people get their skills aligned with their titles and objectives. One thing LinkedIn could produce that would be amazing is a taxonomy of equivalent titles across industries.
Nov 8, 2017

awwwwwwwwwwwww yes https://twitter.com/LinkedIn/status/92833...

awwwwwwwwwwwww yes twitter.com/...
Nov 8, 2017

Don't think of it as “going headless.” Think of it as...

Don't think of it as “going headless.” Think of it as “conscious decoupling.” twitter.com/...
Nov 8, 2017

Oh that’s a leaving train.

@liammcbrooklyn Oh that’s a leaving train.
Nov 8, 2017

Has anyone reviewed the Google Popupstore?

Has anyone reviewed the Google Popupstore?
Nov 8, 2017

It’s authentic! https://twitter.com/authenticjobs/status/928...

It’s authentic! twitter.com/...
Nov 8, 2017

Actually, Pharo Smalltalk is a mature environment for...

@arctictony Actually, Pharo Smalltalk is a mature environment for developing oh god I’m sorry.
Nov 8, 2017

Mitigated by the fact that no one reads blogs!

@pjux Mitigated by the fact that no one reads blogs!
Nov 8, 2017

Twenty minutes a day is all it takes!

@pjux Twenty minutes a day is all it takes!
Nov 8, 2017

The best thing about 280 characters is now I can start...

The best thing about 280 characters is now I can start EVERY tweet with “Actually....”
Nov 8, 2017

Honestly at this point you might as well start blogging.

Honestly at this point you might as well start blogging.
Nov 8, 2017

God Tony we've DESTROYED the global namespace with our...

@arctictony God Tony we've DESTROYED the global namespace with our ridiculous industry.
Nov 8, 2017

hello ladies do you enjoy a nice game of oregon trail

@kevboh hello ladies do you enjoy a nice game of oregon trail
Nov 8, 2017

BILL YOU RAN! FOR OFFICE! WHILE I SAT HERE AND TWEETED....

@Bill_Braine BILL YOU RAN! FOR OFFICE! WHILE I SAT HERE AND TWEETED. That's amazing and congratulations.
Nov 7, 2017

(Clears throat.) America, like the Document Object Model,...

(Clears throat.) America, like the Document Object Model, is an example of what happens when you retrofit mission-critical systems on top of poorly managed mutable states.
Nov 7, 2017

god fizzgig is so good and i hope rule 34 never gets a hold...

@goldman god fizzgig is so good and i hope rule 34 never gets a hold of it
Nov 7, 2017

Me tweeting. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9281048090597...

Me tweeting. twitter.com/...
Nov 7, 2017

This is the livestream of me making that joke....

This is the livestream of me making that joke. twitter.com/...
Nov 7, 2017

This is not the path to a functional government....

This is not the path to a functional government. twitter.com/...
Nov 7, 2017

“Pee tape,” but repeated 31 times.

“Pee tape,” but repeated 31 times.
Nov 7, 2017

Oh noooooojetooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

@derektmead Oh noooooojetooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofueloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodoesntooooooooooooooooooooomeltooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosteeloooooooobeamsooooooooooooooooooooo?
Nov 7, 2017

Everybody turn in your guns tomorrow.

Everybody turn in your guns tomorrow.
Nov 7, 2017

No it’s just kind of the voting equivalent of tweeting.

@jbj No it’s just kind of the voting equivalent of tweeting.
Nov 7, 2017

Although down here I voted Cunningham and for other reform...

Although down here I voted Cunningham and for other reform candidates even though they were way the hell on the cliff edge of the ballot.
Nov 7, 2017

I voted working families again like a piece of shit.

I voted working families again like a piece of shit.
Nov 7, 2017

Cool that journalists can now do half as much work.

Cool that journalists can now do half as much work.
Nov 7, 2017

No like just sort of...infrastructurewise they're oddly...

@elizabethminkel No like just sort of...infrastructurewise they're oddly convergent. The cultures are wildly different.
Nov 7, 2017

Twitter is weirdly like Tumblr now except everything is in...

Twitter is weirdly like Tumblr now except everything is in a slightly different order.
Nov 7, 2017

just setting up my twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

just setting up my twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwtr
Nov 7, 2017

I̧͎̻̘͍̖͇̎̀̀́̏́ Ǹ͉̙̱̰͕̥͔́̆̂̋́ͅĘ̸̡͖̹͇͛̾̓͢͜͠͝Ṿ̼̲͉̤̬͗̒̋̽̌̕͞͡Ȩ̵̗͔...

I̧͎̻̘͍̖͇̎̀̀́̏́ Ǹ͉̙̱̰͕̥͔́̆̂̋́ͅĘ̸̡͖̹͇͛̾̓͢͜͠͝Ṿ̼̲͉̤̬͗̒̋̽̌̕͞͡Ȩ̵̗͔̬̰͚̟̦̭̎͆͑͊̇̆͟͝Ṛ̨̧̧̛̳̝̠͙̦̪̎͋̿̽̄̏̕ F̡̡̘̩̪͚̝̹͂̑́͛̆̋̀̍͜E̮͎̠̬̲͒̅͗͑̌̃̽́̕͢͞Ļ̸̛͓͚̤͉͎̲͈̦̀̑̊̓͐̉͟Ṭ͕̮̥̩̫͙̠̀͊̓̕͢͡ Ś̛̗͙̬̳̰̎̋̏̿͛̽͢͠O̵̡̨͉̱̳͓̗͕̘͊̐́͋͡ À̡̛͔̤̻̹̗̙̲͈̙͒̓͒̚͝Ļ̙͚͇̪̜̘͕̀̿́̓̓̑͜ͅĮ̣̤͎͕̗͚̩͆̍̏̋̓̃͟V̸̧͖̯̲͕̗͙͈̓̋̏̐͂͛̈́̉͑̇͢͢Ḙ͚͔̫̈̊̋̉̐̍̽͟
Nov 7, 2017

Why interview him when you can just go into his attic and...

Why interview him when you can just go into his attic and watch through a vent? twitter.com/...
Nov 7, 2017

did you ever see the space ghost about boston

@mathowie did you ever see the space ghost about boston
Nov 7, 2017

I think of a lot of people in my timeline as “sliders”...

I think of a lot of people in my timeline as “sliders” because they insist they're socialists but actually behave like little burghers.
Nov 7, 2017

So 90% of responses to this will be mocking, but does...

So 90% of responses to this will be mocking, but does anyone have a good template/book about creating MINIMUM VIABLE MARKETING PLANS?
Nov 7, 2017

The title is accurate: ”Paul and Rich Try to Talk About...

The title is accurate: ”Paul and Rich Try to Talk About Something Else But End Up Complaining About LinkedIn Again” trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Nov 7, 2017

The content experiencer has logged on.

The content experiencer has logged on.
Nov 6, 2017

How do snails keep track of their growing relationships...

How do snails keep track of their growing relationships within a network of other high-value snails. they use snailsforce.
Nov 6, 2017

That’s what I said now https://twitter.com/mpondfield/status...

That’s what I said now twitter.com/...
Nov 6, 2017

There’s no bubble, everything is fine, Bitcoin is real....

There’s no bubble, everything is fine, Bitcoin is real. twitter.com/...
Nov 6, 2017

Oh shit my mullet https://twitter.com/shanedingman/status/92...

Oh shit my mullet twitter.com/...
Nov 6, 2017

Just turned this Monday morning right around.

Just turned this Monday morning right around.
Nov 6, 2017

The Philly vegan meatball death threat mom’s husband has a...

The Philly vegan meatball death threat mom’s husband has a hardcore band called Eat The Turnbuckle and it’s great. open.spotify.com/...
Nov 6, 2017

I was shocked by this headline until I realized it was...

I was shocked by this headline until I realized it was Philly, at which, yep. twitter.com/...
Nov 4, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/927002173950578688/photo/1

Nov 4, 2017

It's good. It's terrible but it's redeemed by the single...

@goldman @maureenflaherty @JoshuaBizabcock It's good. It's terrible but it's redeemed by the single most over the top cartoon food pornography scene in history.
Nov 4, 2017

Yeah, but I wasn't in the room. On the plus side, at 6 they...

@joshuatopolsky Yeah, but I wasn't in the room. On the plus side, at 6 they just want to see things once and go to the next thing.
Nov 4, 2017

They’re watching boss baby which makes no sense.

@510home @hooyoobee They’re watching boss baby which makes no sense.
Nov 4, 2017

It makes no sense.

@hooyoobee It makes no sense.
Nov 4, 2017

Kids do you want to watch Black Beauty, the touching,...

Kids do you want to watch Black Beauty, the touching, award-winning film about a boy and a horse? (Five minutes pass.) twitter.com/...
Nov 4, 2017

I was born to be a great person....

I was born to be a great person. twitter.com/...
Nov 3, 2017

I gotta give it to you at the end you said you’d fix it and...

@TMobile I gotta give it to you at the end you said you’d fix it and you convinced me you would! Then you gave me a fake refund and GHOSTED.
Nov 3, 2017

When they say “we are sending that to handset research”...

@TMobile When they say “we are sending that to handset research” what they mean is “we will now enter a pink mirrored palace of false promises.”
Nov 3, 2017

I have spent hours and hours over months of time trying to...

@TMobileHelp I have spent hours and hours over months of time trying to fix this. What can you do that’s different from 20 other customer support folks?
Nov 3, 2017

I have never been so motivated to hate a brand for life...

@TMobile I have never been so motivated to hate a brand for life @tmobile you time vampire shitshow pink vampire fuck company.
Nov 3, 2017

I mean you did it. You told me you’d really really fix it...

@TMobile I mean you did it. You told me you’d really really fix it and you fucked me so solid, @TMobile.
Nov 3, 2017

Well, @TMobile, you still owe me at least $700 but you did...

Well, @TMobile, you still owe me at least $700 but you did give me a $217 refund so on the overall you fucked me good, congratulations.
Nov 3, 2017

The DNAInfo sites are back up and all is wrong with the...

The DNAInfo sites are back up and all is wrong with the world.
Nov 3, 2017

(and make new sheets for them). the sites take a while to...

@quickcachemonet @shanghaiist (and make new sheets for them). the sites take a while to download from archive.org, is why it'll take a while.
Nov 3, 2017

yep, it'll probably take a number of days, and then i'll...

@quickcachemonet @shanghaiist yep, it'll probably take a number of days, and then i'll run the script make new sheets for them
Nov 3, 2017

Which is not my idea btw it’s like everyone’s idea it’s...

Which is not my idea btw it’s like everyone’s idea it’s just in sharp relief.
Nov 3, 2017

IDK! But also they’ll probably be back up at their own URLs...

@floatingatoll IDK! But also they’ll probably be back up at their own URLs too.
Nov 3, 2017

Backchannel confirms for Gothamist sites but not DNAInfo.

@floatingatoll Backchannel confirms for Gothamist sites but not DNAInfo.
Nov 3, 2017

Hmm if you work there is it still good, a quandary.

@jetsetjunta Hmm if you work there is it still good, a quandary.
Nov 3, 2017

The Internet’s Li’l Sebastian.

@RageCook The Internet’s Li’l Sebastian.
Nov 3, 2017

This mess makes me feel more strongly than before that...

This mess makes me feel more strongly than before that archives don’t just preserve “culture,” or “history,” but provide proof of labor.
Nov 3, 2017

When it's done and all.

When it's done and all.
Nov 3, 2017

It's so many post from relatively few writers you all hit...

It's so many post from relatively few writers you all hit the keyboard HARD.
Nov 3, 2017

The spider trundles on. For context this is maybe four...

The spider trundles on. For context this is maybe four hours of Paul work plus probably 60 hours of computers amiably downloading stuff.
Nov 3, 2017

I put as many http://Gothamist.com urls in the spreadsheet...

I put as many gothamist.com urls in the spreadsheet as I could find, 57,000 #gid=557045072" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-EjULY_Ny5I-bt69lZQHl4bVowgahc5zAWtuwCMZr9I/edit#gid=557045072
Nov 3, 2017

twitter says this tweet was nine minutes ago,...

@danielmintz @tjl twitter says this tweet was nine minutes ago, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nov 3, 2017

It’s like 10 mins once it downloads. Running a spider at...

@tjl It’s like 10 mins once it downloads. Running a spider at home. DNAinfo needs more parse work but the social card data on gothamists is good.
Nov 3, 2017

After I posted like eight other people pinged they are...

@jenbee After I posted like eight other people pinged they are doing the same stuff. Nosy nerds all over!
Nov 3, 2017

Congress deserves to hear that testimony.

@goldman Congress deserves to hear that testimony.
Nov 3, 2017

Then PROBABLY turn that into a little site.

@petersterne Then PROBABLY turn that into a little site.
Nov 3, 2017

My work for the community is: I'll scrape the Gothamists...

@petersterne My work for the community is: I'll scrape the Gothamists and DNAs to get byline, article title, url, and make code + data avail.
Nov 3, 2017

Hah this uses AMP caches, VERY CLEVER....

Hah this uses AMP caches, VERY CLEVER. twitter.com/...
Nov 3, 2017

That was kind of what I was thinking, like that's the data...

@petersterne That was kind of what I was thinking, like that's the data in the spreadsheet. I'll try to get something plain-vanilla up this weekend.
Nov 3, 2017

Please don't get too many hopes up FROM ME besides author...

Please don't get too many hopes up FROM ME besides author name, title, link. But other people are in the mix and better than me.
Nov 3, 2017

Probably very much on a second parse run?

@jeremiak Probably very much on a second parse run?
Nov 3, 2017

This is cool too! https://twitter.com/jeremiak/status/926314...

This is cool too! twitter.com/...
Nov 3, 2017

I might not have as easy a path to help you but I will keep...

@danjlurie I might not have as easy a path to help you but I will keep an eye out for photos. It helps to have your name actually!
Nov 3, 2017

Blessings to the Internet Archive and the mind and bitcoin...

Blessings to the Internet Archive and the mind and bitcoin wallet of Brewster Kahle.
Nov 3, 2017

I hope this lets people relax that their clips are at least...

I hope this lets people relax that their clips are at least SOMEWHERE.
Nov 3, 2017

Then again I like the positive attention.

Then again I like the positive attention.
Nov 3, 2017

If you want to talk about this send me an email and I'll do...

If you want to talk about this send me an email and I'll do the best I can but it might be a couple days, sorry! Ishouldnotbedoingthis.
Nov 3, 2017

The GitHub is here. https://github.com/ftrain/iworkedhard

The GitHub is here. github.com/...
Nov 3, 2017

Maybe it can become the spreadsheet data, turned into a...

Maybe it can become the spreadsheet data, turned into a bunch of simple author pages with links to their work in the Internet archive. IDK.
Nov 3, 2017

A Google Doc is a bad archival format. I registered...

A Google Doc is a bad archival format. I registered iworkedhard.online for a more permanent home and paid ten years (it was cheap!)
Nov 3, 2017

Now some notes for nerds.

Now some notes for nerds.
Nov 3, 2017

Anyway go to the spreadsheet, find your name, click links....

Anyway go to the spreadsheet, find your name, click links. You find the spot on the calendar on archive.org, you'll get it.
Nov 3, 2017

Hopeless or not writers shouldn't have their work erased,...

Hopeless or not writers shouldn't have their work erased, for God's sake. You worked hard for years and this is your future not just past.
Nov 3, 2017

I couldn't help photogs but they also tend to actually keep...

I couldn't help photogs but they also tend to actually keep their portfolios in shape, unlike writers, who are hopeless.
Nov 3, 2017

It was! It's just 12,000 articles from Gothamist so far and...

It was! It's just 12,000 articles from Gothamist so far and only as perfect as archive.org. I'll get the rest in Sat/Sun I HOPE.
Nov 3, 2017

It got me wondering if it was possible to make a fast dumb...

It got me wondering if it was possible to make a fast dumb archive of bylines, titles, and links using public data.
Nov 3, 2017

I felt bad DNAInfo/Gothamist sites went off the air. I'm...

I felt bad DNAInfo/Gothamist sites went off the air. I'm pretty sure they'll be back read-only. However--
Nov 3, 2017

Thread. I started a list of articles from Gothamist with...

Thread. I started a list of articles from Gothamist with links to the Internet Archive, 12k so far. docs.google.com/... (cont'd)
Nov 2, 2017

I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to say it. I...

I don’t know how to say this. I’m just going to say it. I am very proud of my friend Steve for writing the Young Sheldon theme song.
Nov 2, 2017

No! I mean I just don’t see ‘em very often. I landed on it...

@palewire @derekwillis @harrisj @openelex @cacivicdata No! I mean I just don’t see ‘em very often. I landed on it after seeing lots of antipatterns. VMs running Postgres, intractable large CSVs.
Nov 2, 2017

That is some true on the spot good thinking right there and...

@waldojaquith That is some true on the spot good thinking right there and I have massive respect.
Nov 2, 2017

hmm you could do evil like ".shell rm -rf ~/" but that's...

@harrisj hmm you could do evil like ".shell rm -rf ~/" but that's prob just the command line interface. the embedded library doesn't have exec().
Nov 2, 2017

i guess if you're executing SQL from a textfile against a...

@harrisj i guess if you're executing SQL from a textfile against a SQLite database it's fine except for all the many many many many bad things
Nov 2, 2017

Oh now that's interesting. Really just a README culture...

@harrisj Oh now that's interesting. Really just a README culture that used a template like [title, paste-able query, description] would be huge.
Nov 2, 2017

I love you too!

@patbits I love you too!
Nov 2, 2017

You all did really good work and it wasn't your fault.

You all did really good work and it wasn't your fault.
Nov 2, 2017

I suck at it, obviously. It feels like the entire world...

I suck at it, obviously. It feels like the entire world just wants to kill off people who want to help their community know itself.
Nov 2, 2017

I know I talk a lot of shit but I've also spent 10 or 15...

I know I talk a lot of shit but I've also spent 10 or 15 years working on finding ways to make online media work and it's just relentless.
Nov 2, 2017

I'm really sad and frustrated about all the people who...

I'm really sad and frustrated about all the people who worked to bring me well-reported local news in my community having no security.
Nov 2, 2017

“It's memes...for research.”

@sophaskins “It's memes...for research.”
Nov 2, 2017

Having that on the calendar has worked wonders—now we do...

Having that on the calendar has worked wonders—now we do our serious fighting on Saturday, then have Sunday afternoon free for laundry.
Nov 2, 2017

I was presenting in a meeting today and realized I was...

I was presenting in a meeting today and realized I was showing everyone this calendar event I scheduled for every Sunday with my wife. twitter.com/...
Nov 2, 2017

This is a thing I say to a lot to open/linked/geo data...

@harrisj This is a thing I say to a lot to open/linked/geo data folks. If I can play with it I'll learn about it, and SQLite is a good compromise.
Nov 2, 2017

we only bought music you couldn't get on the radio. before...

@TheMFingChisa we only bought music you couldn't get on the radio. before i got to the milt i listened to hold on 30000 times like anyone human and good.
Nov 2, 2017

Both the album and the movie engaged in questions of...

@studiesincrap Both the album and the movie engaged in questions of poverty and urban social justice. Obama rhetoric atop a rathole of Trump rhetoric.
Nov 2, 2017

ERASING THIS ONE TIMES HAVE CHANGED

ERASING THIS ONE TIMES HAVE CHANGED
Nov 2, 2017

There's such humility in its utility! I love it so.

@waldojaquith There's such humility in its utility! I love it so.
Nov 2, 2017

That said, easy to imagine doing a clean recreation of the...

That said, easy to imagine doing a clean recreation of the full DB on "official user save" and it takes 1-2 secs async even for big things.
Nov 2, 2017

Note some solid followup here: https://news.ycombinator.com/...

Note some solid followup here: news.ycombinator.com/... points out that you have a security issue sharing an unvacuumed db.
Nov 2, 2017

“What If OpenDocument Used SQLite?”...

“What If OpenDocument Used SQLite?” sqlite.org/... is deeply relevant to nearly every interest I have.
Nov 2, 2017

I was mocked for many of my choices at the time but history...

I was mocked for many of my choices at the time but history has redeemed me fully. This is a blessed, not cursed, playlist.
Nov 2, 2017

Better to be an asshole right up front all at once than in...

@jackrusher Better to be an asshole right up front all at once than in lots of little tweets over hours is my motto.
Nov 2, 2017

I just opened my Time Capsule playlist, and it’s very...

I just opened my Time Capsule playlist, and it’s very accurate, and my taste was...flawless. open.spotify.com/...
Nov 2, 2017

Topic is good. It took 20 years but it’s a true magazine...

Topic is good. It took 20 years but it’s a true magazine for the Internet. (Yes, I know the precedents, and I know what magazines are.) twitter.com/...
Nov 1, 2017

This story is basically a new Black Stallion in my world.

@aedison This story is basically a new Black Stallion in my world.
Nov 1, 2017

“This could be the last time we see such cheese,” she said....

“This could be the last time we see such cheese,” she said. But there was no time to talk. Someone was stabbing someone else about rutabaga.
Nov 1, 2017

Short story idea: two people are working at the Park Slope...

Short story idea: two people are working at the Park Slope Coop in the run up to a nuclear war. Riots, fistfights over ginger. LAST SHIFT.
Nov 1, 2017

Boy that spore drive gets a workout huh.

Boy that spore drive gets a workout huh.
Nov 1, 2017

People don't know this but WWII was really a conflict about...

People don't know this but WWII was really a conflict about real estate.
Nov 1, 2017

I can vouch for @kevboh, who is an excellent thinker,...

@sogrady @kevboh @monktoberfest I can vouch for @kevboh, who is an excellent thinker, writer, and dev, and who would totally groove on the library/beer/open source vibe!
Nov 1, 2017

Yes I have factored in the child slavery.

@jarred_ @max_read Yes I have factored in the child slavery.
Nov 1, 2017

Folks have you heard the news? https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

Folks have you heard the news? twitter.com/...
Nov 1, 2017

Yes...it is a massive global corporate entity that exploits...

@bran_dj @max_read Yes...it is a massive global corporate entity that exploits labor everywhere. It also used slave-picked cocoa for a while.
Nov 1, 2017

The Republicans are just too corrupt to be conservatives.

@max_read The Republicans are just too corrupt to be conservatives.
Nov 1, 2017

The fact remains that Hershey has done tremendous good for...

@max_read The fact remains that Hershey has done tremendous good for many humans while remaining true to its conservative values.
Nov 1, 2017

In the 1990s Newt Gingrich used to promote this model,...

@max_read In the 1990s Newt Gingrich used to promote this model, although he never mentioned Hershey's. But he grew up in nearby Hummelstown.
Nov 1, 2017

Today diversification has muddied things. But until the...

@max_read Today diversification has muddied things. But until the 1990s Hershey's was a model of conservative corporate socialism.
Nov 1, 2017

And there was a tight bond between the company and the...

@max_read And there was a tight bond between the company and the town; the company even built worker housing.
Nov 1, 2017

Actually Hershey's for many years was owned by a trust that...

@max_read Actually Hershey's for many years was owned by a trust that benefited an extremely large philanthropic school for the poor.
Nov 1, 2017

Still, I mean, it's NYC.

Still, I mean, it's NYC.
Nov 1, 2017

I say that knowing that the tolerance doesn't extend to...

I say that knowing that the tolerance doesn't extend to everyone and that as a citizen here there are lots of things to fix.
Nov 1, 2017

I feel ashamed that NYC couldn't protect foreign tourists...

I feel ashamed that NYC couldn't protect foreign tourists yesterday. We are so proud of our tolerant city and want everyone to see/feel it.
Nov 1, 2017

Sorry it's all I have on my phone.

@robynkanner Sorry it's all I have on my phone.
Nov 1, 2017

Thank you all totally fine here.

@sanarao Thank you all totally fine here.
Oct 31, 2017

Since @tmobile started me on a voyage of despair I'm...

Since @tmobile started me on a voyage of despair I'm totally here for amplifyimg brand anger @postmates. twitter.com/...
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