Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought? Son: I don’t...
Me: Where’s the jacket we just bought?
Son: I don’t know.
Me: Okay, so orange jacket.
Son: But—
Me: [Fights bad zipper] What’s the white stuff on the collar?
Son: Bird poop.
Me: Green jacket. [Fights zipper] This one too?
Son: I chewed it.
Me: What’s in your hair?
Son: Hazelnut.
➛Son: I don’t know.
Me: Okay, so orange jacket.
Son: But—
Me: [Fights bad zipper] What’s the white stuff on the collar?
Son: Bird poop.
Me: Green jacket. [Fights zipper] This one too?
Son: I chewed it.
Me: What’s in your hair?
Son: Hazelnut.