December 2017

Dec 30, 2017

Yes, that's right. it eats the grass and grass now is 1...

@amyhoy Yes, that's right. it eats the grass and grass now is 1 tall instead of 2 tall. Next sheep eats and now it's just dirt. Unless there are seeds! Or you state that grass grows back, etc etc.
Dec 30, 2017

This will sound utterly ridiculous but I am trying to model...

@amyhoy This will sound utterly ridiculous but I am trying to model the effect of marketing on brand perception and I went down this rabbit hole.
Dec 30, 2017

What's nice is you make a buncha agents and the methods are...

@amyhoy What's nice is you make a buncha agents and the methods are already there to tell you "what patches are around me? what variables do they have set? is there $GRASS for me to eat?" and to plot charts and suchlike based on what happens
Dec 30, 2017

that's apparently part of it—in practice you have - arrays...

@amyhoy that's apparently part of it—in practice you have
- arrays of agents each of which has variables (wolves/sheep)
- arrays of "patches" that change state as agents act on them and can make new agents (grassy hills)
#agents" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://ccl.northwestern.edu/netlogo/docs/programming.html#agents
Dec 30, 2017

it's basically spreadsheets but the cells can move around...

@amyhoy it's basically spreadsheets but the cells can move around if they think they'd do better somewhere else
Dec 30, 2017

see exactly

@amyhoy see exactly
Dec 30, 2017

i'm a social scientist now, thanks wikipedia

i'm a social scientist now, thanks wikipedia
Dec 30, 2017

Here is the interface. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/947...

Here is the interface. twitter.com/...
Dec 30, 2017

In my quest to understand agent-based modeling I wrote a...

In my quest to understand agent-based modeling I wrote a simulator of my son putting on his shoes. He's the turtle. The green box is shoes. Whenever I “ask” he runs in random directions. In the run below I ask him 84 times before he finds his shoes (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR). twitter.com/...
Dec 30, 2017

photoshop actions are programming. yeah like i mean this is...

@juliettecezzar photoshop actions are programming. yeah like i mean this is part of the energy D&D channels from kids too. they teach it to them at after-school!
Dec 30, 2017

OH I will say doing random stories is really fun for kids...

@juliettecezzar OH I will say doing random stories is really fun for kids where you basically set up a template and pick elements from arrays mad libs style and have the computer read those out.
Dec 30, 2017

Ten minute bursts where the thing you are making together...

@juliettecezzar Ten minute bursts where the thing you are making together is incrementally changed. You driving then him. The only goal being that eventually he goes "what would happen if I changed THAT."
Dec 30, 2017

If you really want some programming to happen, go Sonic Pi...

@juliettecezzar If you really want some programming to happen, go Sonic Pi for music. But really just whatever media he likes to make, back that into programming. Twine is great for making clicker games. Abe and Ivy like when I have the computer say out loud “100 butts, 99 butts, etc.”
Dec 30, 2017

Programming is overrated also programming is everywhere. I...

@juliettecezzar Programming is overrated also programming is everywhere. I would suggest like, doing math in spreadsheets (make times tables up to 100x100?), photoshop actions w/mom (add his name in red to every image), Google maps quests, OPEN SOURCE DRUM MACHINES.
Dec 30, 2017

An agent based modeling toolkit called NetLogo

@amyhoy An agent based modeling toolkit called NetLogo
Dec 30, 2017

amy i'm so confused

@amyhoy amy i'm so confused
Dec 30, 2017

i've entered a whole world https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

i've entered a whole world twitter.com/...
Dec 30, 2017

to be fair the roman empire was 56.8 million people and the...

@bn2b @Robot_Bastard to be fair the roman empire was 56.8 million people and the vast number of them didn't understand a single thing
Dec 30, 2017

Sure but by sheer numbers the US almost definitely has more...

@Robot_Bastard @bn2b Sure but by sheer numbers the US almost definitely has more stupid people.
Dec 30, 2017

I've been trying to learn about system dynamics and...

I've been trying to learn about system dynamics and agent-based modeling over the holiday week and this is as far as I've made it. twitter.com/...
Dec 30, 2017

There is going to be a very disappointed baby-eating...

@rustyk5 There is going to be a very disappointed baby-eating monster unless you get down there asap
Dec 29, 2017

The mint julep is also amazing https://youtu.be/iZbzB7pbVT0

The mint julep is also amazing youtu.be/...
Dec 29, 2017

I took a few hours for myself, and even though the cold is...

@mulegirl I took a few hours for myself, and even though the cold is bitter I took a bus to Coney Island, saw the ocean, and came home.
Dec 29, 2017

finally it is told https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsGrfU5bu...

finally it is told youtube.com/...
Dec 29, 2017

🤔 “Ozy said it believed the audience was valid when it...

🤔 “Ozy said it believed the audience was valid when it purchased it.” buzzfeed.com/...
Dec 29, 2017

This is a great piece by @alanalevinson about personally...

This is a great piece by @alanalevinson about personally and professionally unpacking the global stream of harassment allegations from within the context of “ a men’s magazine funded by Dollar Shave Club.” No hard conclusions, just infinite awkwardness. melmagazine.com/...
Dec 29, 2017

this is a long week

@skamille this is a long week
Dec 29, 2017

i'm worried people won't see how good this is

@leahfinnegan i'm worried people won't see how good this is
Dec 28, 2017

Graveyards should have a special section for people who...

Graveyards should have a special section for people who didn't own a TV.
Dec 28, 2017

About ten years ago an editor friend once told me, as I...

@john_overholt About ten years ago an editor friend once told me, as I descended into NYT outrage, "Listen, the Times contains multitudes and we all have to accept that." (Of course he's now an editor on the Magazine, so.)
Dec 28, 2017

That concludes my opinions about 2017.

That concludes my opinions about 2017.
Dec 28, 2017

I think the best sci-fi story of the year for me was...

I think the best sci-fi story of the year for me was Universal Paperclips, particularly when the song kicked in.
Dec 28, 2017

i think a lot about the time Max was at a party and...

@max_read @Choire i think a lot about the time Max was at a party and accidentally dropped a copy of Dune on the floor
Dec 28, 2017

seven years to go

@anildash seven years to go
Dec 28, 2017

It's 18F outside today and for some reason I have a sudden...

It's 18F outside today and for some reason I have a sudden overwhelming urge to go down to the DMV and teach someone agile.
Dec 27, 2017

The new movies did somewhat damage this theory but a lot of...

The new movies did somewhat damage this theory but a lot of the Star Wars is actually about bees theory holds up. tor.com/...
Dec 27, 2017

Son you need to delete this

@bafeldman Son you need to delete this
Dec 27, 2017

I converted the Enron email set to SQLite and now I'm...

@ginatrapani I converted the Enron email set to SQLite and now I'm leaning about modeling Systems Dynamics as Stocks and Flows using NetLogo!
Dec 27, 2017

right as you said that abe who is sitting behind me playing...

@jenniferdaniel right as you said that abe who is sitting behind me playing a game just SLURRRRRRRRRRPED
Dec 26, 2017

but you turned out great!

@redkeg but you turned out great!
Dec 26, 2017

Wow this is really great!

@Aco_11 Wow this is really great!
Dec 26, 2017

awkwardly: “no...it wasn't that card”

@sophaskins awkwardly: “no...it wasn't that card”
Dec 26, 2017

why did we give a six year old a trick card deck

why did we give a six year old a trick card deck
Dec 26, 2017

83.67 of my little people have AIDS...

83.67 of my little people have AIDS twitter.com/...
Dec 26, 2017

In other news NetLogo is part of the secret firmament of...

In other news NetLogo is part of the secret firmament of interesting things persisting online and it's been around and freely available for 19 years or so.
Dec 26, 2017

The holidays is when I get a few drinks into me and start...

The holidays is when I get a few drinks into me and start to look at social dynamics simulations in NetLogo 6.0.2 ccl.northwestern.edu/... that “ethnocentric” behavior can evolve under a wide variety of conditions, even when there are no native “ethnocentrics” twitter.com/...
Dec 25, 2017

Plus many many other options because everything can be...

@gvsmith Plus many many other options because everything can be switched out! It's like a theater.
Dec 25, 2017

This is amazing https://twitter.com/jackiehluo/status/945372...

This is amazing twitter.com/...
Dec 25, 2017

Were you visiting Florida relations?

@mathowie @vboykis Were you visiting Florida relations?
Dec 25, 2017

That's more disassemble

@anildash That's more disassemble
Dec 25, 2017

Relieved that I can stop all the giving.

Relieved that I can stop all the giving.
Dec 24, 2017

When you think about it, Downfall is kind of a Christmas...

When you think about it, Downfall is kind of a Christmas movie.
Dec 24, 2017

Something about Xmas makes me want to play roguelikes.

Something about Xmas makes me want to play roguelikes.
Dec 24, 2017

The comments on that are the good stuff.

@seldo The comments on that are the good stuff.
Dec 24, 2017

Corcoran just sent me a postcard!

@jfeckstein Corcoran just sent me a postcard!
Dec 24, 2017

It's okay we will have an intervention in the bakery.

@JaneLytv It's okay we will have an intervention in the bakery.
Dec 24, 2017

Well I mean it was that, the phone book, and the NIV Bible...

@rustyk5 @Dockjaw Well I mean it was that, the phone book, and the NIV Bible as the three books that created modern America.
Dec 24, 2017

Ooooooooooof

@j1jem Ooooooooooof
Dec 24, 2017

I gave my wife an old Sears catalog from when she was 6/7...

@Dockjaw @rustyk5 I gave my wife an old Sears catalog from when she was 6/7 for Christmas two years ago. Probably the best gift I've ever pulled off.
Dec 24, 2017

My wife has her OSHA-30 card and she insisted it was to...

@JaneLytv My wife has her OSHA-30 card and she insisted it was to code.
Dec 24, 2017

I should emphasize: team effort....

I should emphasize: team effort. twitter.com/...
Dec 24, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/945105448935575553/photo/1

Dec 24, 2017

I have to assemble a dollhouse.

I have to assemble a dollhouse.
Dec 24, 2017

Dammit what was it

@textfiles Dammit what was it
Dec 24, 2017

You need to sell it immediately so you can BUY MORE BITCOIN.

@textfiles You need to sell it immediately so you can BUY MORE BITCOIN.
Dec 23, 2017

IT WAS HARNESS https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/94471685969...

IT WAS HARNESS twitter.com/...
Dec 23, 2017

YES THANK GOD HE JUST CONFIRMED

@fivetonsflax YES THANK GOD HE JUST CONFIRMED
Dec 23, 2017

This interactive Atlas of Economic Complexity tells me that...

This interactive Atlas of Economic Complexity tells me that the #1 export of North Korea in 2003 was shellfish. atlas.cid.harvard.edu/...
Dec 23, 2017

My son is talking about a part of the body called the...

My son is talking about a part of the body called the “hooraynus,” and after a lot of gingerly-worded questions it turns out he thinks it's the midsection of a reindeer.
Dec 23, 2017

Although I'm guessing NYPL.

@Falco_rocks Although I'm guessing NYPL.
Dec 23, 2017

I do not. I'm not sure where it's from!

@Falco_rocks I do not. I'm not sure where it's from!
Dec 23, 2017

It's 100% the kind of thing Phiffers like.

@dphiffer @HoeflerCo It's 100% the kind of thing Phiffers like.
Dec 23, 2017

yes sorry def go with "The New Turing Omnibus," it is a...

@tonyhschu @HoeflerCo yes sorry def go with "The New Turing Omnibus," it is a nice revised edition and is good
Dec 23, 2017

luke is snoke

@patbits luke is snoke
Dec 23, 2017

Turing Omnibus is great. I've read like 1/3 of it and dip...

@HoeflerCo Turing Omnibus is great. I've read like 1/3 of it and dip in and out. It's just little chapters. One exercise shows a little graph theory by showing hands pulling on pieces of string.
Dec 23, 2017

Yes! This is the actual core of compsci. You're actually...

@HoeflerCo Yes! This is the actual core of compsci. You're actually asking about algorithms, which are expressly about creating and manipulating structured data. People will trip over themselves to recommend mitpress.mit.edu/... but I would suggest ALGORITHMICS and THE TURING OMNIBUS.
Dec 23, 2017

I think if you're self-taught you tend to get very...

@harrisj I think if you're self-taught you tend to get very language-centric instead of data-centric whereas in truth languages are just more shitty software, and data is the actual real thing we are supposedly doing.
Dec 23, 2017

I often wish I had a CS degree so that I could have learned...

I often wish I had a CS degree so that I could have learned to think "I need to represent this messy data as a b-tree if at all possible" instead of "is perl or python better" for ten autodidactic years. twitter.com/...
Dec 22, 2017

No but they didn't firebomb my house either.

@matt_deboard No but they didn't firebomb my house either.
Dec 22, 2017

“Trigger Warning Entertainment” gfy

“Trigger Warning Entertainment” gfy
Dec 22, 2017

Lost all interest after 10 seconds....

Lost all interest after 10 seconds. twitter.com/...
Dec 22, 2017

wanna watch bright so bad it looks so bad i want to throw...

wanna watch bright so bad it looks so bad i want to throw off the algorithm and make netflix believe they should make more shitty movies and bring down the system from the inside
Dec 22, 2017

That could also be nonsense I read it on Twitter Threads.

@yiffpolice @LeiaPorgana That could also be nonsense I read it on Twitter Threads.
Dec 22, 2017

Apparently they couldn't move the puffins from the UNESCO...

@yiffpolice @LeiaPorgana Apparently they couldn't move the puffins from the UNESCO island. So they put porgs in digitally. And it went from there.
Dec 22, 2017

We even got sandwiches before so we wouldn't eat popcorn....

@livlab @maureenflaherty We even got sandwiches before so we wouldn't eat popcorn. Happy with our salt fox choices.
Dec 22, 2017

I know this is crazy but maybe we could schedule something?

@textfiles I know this is crazy but maybe we could schedule something?
Dec 22, 2017

Hahahah I was at the movies.

@textfiles Hahahah I was at the movies.
Dec 22, 2017

Literally exactly the day @maureenflaherty and I just had...

@livlab Literally exactly the day @maureenflaherty and I just had although we did 1230.
Dec 22, 2017

Me at a party: IT ALL COMES DOWN TO RECTANGLES!

@RickWebb Me at a party: IT ALL COMES DOWN TO RECTANGLES!
Dec 22, 2017

Her understanding of constraints is such a huge part of...

Her understanding of constraints is such a huge part of what made the Mac so attractive and interesting; the PARC interfaces just didn't have that same energy.
Dec 22, 2017

Her talk could easily have been, “I worked with some of the...

Her talk could easily have been, “I worked with some of the most difficult people on earth to change it.” But instead it was, “You can have enormous impact working for decades within well-defined rectangles.”
Dec 22, 2017

Whereas most management advice is, "thought lead, and the...

Whereas most management advice is, "thought lead, and the thoughts will follow."
Dec 22, 2017

I woke up thinking about this. It's a very low key talk by...

I woke up thinking about this. It's a very low key talk by a brilliant person whose work has been seen and internalized by billions of people. You also see that her range is very broad, but she comes back to a few forms. The pattern seems to be "find your grid, get to work."
Dec 21, 2017

NetFlix just wants to show me lots of serial killers in...

NetFlix just wants to show me lots of serial killers in small towns right now so I watched Susan Kare talk about designing nice minimalist icons instead and was happier. vimeo.com/...
Dec 21, 2017

I think the LAST thing you want to say there is "back up a...

@harrisj @rdpiazza I think the LAST thing you want to say there is "back up a little."
Dec 21, 2017

because of my twisted double life

@leahfinnegan because of my twisted double life
Dec 21, 2017

i just listened to this and i'm VERY stressed out

@leahfinnegan i just listened to this and i'm VERY stressed out
Dec 21, 2017

I'm not beating up on people rediscovering/reinventing....

I'm not beating up on people rediscovering/reinventing. After decades it was a fair assumption that Sketchpad just didn't fit into mainstream human thought. Now dynamic interconnected objects are critical to the design and flow of app prototypes. Which is wild!
Dec 21, 2017

It's wild watching all the new prototyping apps building on...

It's wild watching all the new prototyping apps building on Sutherland's Sketchpad a full half-century later.
Dec 21, 2017

unfortunately @joshuatopolsky and I have a completely...

@leahfinnegan @adampash unfortunately @joshuatopolsky and I have a completely legal, above-board, 100% lawyer-approved no-poaching agreement that has never been committed to email and that you should basically ignore
Dec 21, 2017

they gave me 280 characters leah

@leahfinnegan they gave me 280 characters leah
Dec 21, 2017

thank you that is a fitting tribute

@leahfinnegan thank you that is a fitting tribute
Dec 21, 2017

i'm fully corporate now, our first hire was HR, harassment...

@leahfinnegan i'm fully corporate now, our first hire was HR, harassment of any kind is a terrible risk to the careers people entrust us with and also a great risk to our business and brand
Dec 21, 2017

the photos you took i meant, have you named his right tooth...

@leahfinnegan the photos you took i meant, have you named his right tooth yet
Dec 21, 2017

i'm not really in media any more

@leahfinnegan i'm not really in media any more
Dec 21, 2017

hi leah it's good to see your photos on twitter you seem so...

@leahfinnegan hi leah it's good to see your photos on twitter you seem so happy
Dec 21, 2017

I'm sorry, I meant that I strongly agree. Adverb before...

I'm sorry, I meant that I strongly agree. Adverb before verb.
Dec 21, 2017

I agree strongly! It's excellent....

I agree strongly! It's excellent. twitter.com/...
Dec 21, 2017

Wait until you see the size of their index cards!...

Wait until you see the size of their index cards! splinternews.com/...
Dec 20, 2017

Gano Qi https://twitter.com/ollymoss/status/9432549644361973...

Dec 20, 2017

EVERYONE APPLY TO THIS SO I CAN JUDGE YOU VERY FAIRLY...

EVERYONE APPLY TO THIS SO I CAN JUDGE YOU VERY FAIRLY twitter.com/...
Dec 19, 2017

I mean, this was the big one! After this, the Altair, and...

@twistopherrobin I mean, this was the big one! After this, the Altair, and fast forward to now.
Dec 19, 2017

Well I’ll put mine in a giant bouncy house anyway because I...

@jkottke @djacobs @essential Well I’ll put mine in a giant bouncy house anyway because I drop it 50x daily.
Dec 19, 2017

That the essential phone is the right phone!

@djacobs That the essential phone is the right phone!
Dec 19, 2017

I don’t hear this opinion very often.

@djacobs I don’t hear this opinion very often.
Dec 19, 2017

Archive after dark can take some rough turns

@tnofuentes Archive after dark can take some rough turns
Dec 19, 2017

There is a 500% chance I’d watch that show which just goes...

@max_read There is a 500% chance I’d watch that show which just goes to show you that NetFlix’s algorithms aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
Dec 19, 2017

Rank my stray thoughts

Rank my stray thoughts
Dec 19, 2017

I am so glad @BradyDale is out there covering the actual...

I am so glad @BradyDale is out there covering the actual business around the blockchain so I can know what to actually worry about. coindesk.com/...
Dec 18, 2017

On holidays, winners don't sit home opening gifts with...

On holidays, winners don't sit home opening gifts with their families. They go down to the corner store, and put in the line time to buy lottery tickets. If you buy enough lottery tickets you can win 3.8% more of the time. That's the science of winning. That's LINE TIME.
Dec 18, 2017

People think I’m cynical but what you’re actually seeing is...

People think I’m cynical but what you’re actually seeing is the public API to extreme optimism.
Dec 18, 2017

That one direction what a feeling song is so good and then...

That one direction what a feeling song is so good and then I think about the dogs driving in the snow on Vine and really feel gods special purpose for each of us in this world.
Dec 18, 2017

I fell back to Vanilla JS for playing around with super...

@dphiffer @woolypixel @dontsave I fell back to Vanilla JS for playing around with super simple projects after looking at the paperclips game. It's totally fine.
Dec 18, 2017

Hey thank you that’s great!!!

@matt_deboard Hey thank you that’s great!!!
Dec 18, 2017

It’s okay. We’ll be dead.

@evanpro It’s okay. We’ll be dead.
Dec 18, 2017

It’s very important even when things are stressful to look...

It’s very important even when things are stressful to look around yourself and remember that you are just one person on a tiny planet in a giant cosmos that will one day be entirely made up of paperclips.
Dec 18, 2017

I wish I could fav all your tweets.

I wish I could fav all your tweets.
Dec 17, 2017

Just nice people helping each other out on this Internet.

Just nice people helping each other out on this Internet.
Dec 17, 2017

There’s this tiny movie theater in my neighborhood and...

There’s this tiny movie theater in my neighborhood and every time I look it up to see what’s playing, Google pops up this “Q&A,” and it makes me happy. twitter.com/...
Dec 17, 2017

These are now the hymn numbers up in the Internet Archive...

These are now the hymn numbers up in the Internet Archive (which is in a former church). I’m so happy. twitter.com/...
Dec 15, 2017

AND MY AXE/METROCARD https://twitter.com/JPaskin/status/9417...

AND MY AXE/METROCARD twitter.com/...
Dec 15, 2017

What will they call us when all the snowflakes are gone?

What will they call us when all the snowflakes are gone?
Dec 14, 2017

Because it’s not important.

Because it’s not important.
Dec 14, 2017

Read two sentences and knew I could recite it from memory.

@510home Read two sentences and knew I could recite it from memory.
Dec 14, 2017

Not gonna read it.

Not gonna read it.
Dec 14, 2017

In itself a kind of prediction!

@losowsky In itself a kind of prediction!
Dec 14, 2017

remember joe cool now that was a horse (that got punched)

@leahfinnegan remember joe cool now that was a horse (that got punched)
Dec 13, 2017

I think it makes an interesting point but you need to talk...

@sirosenbaum I think it makes an interesting point but you need to talk to at least two Jews before we can go live with this.
Dec 13, 2017

but it's hard to argue that correlation is stable with mass...

but it's hard to argue that correlation is stable with mass cheap connectivity
Dec 13, 2017

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Dec 13, 2017

i think for about 30-40 years there was a weak correlation...

i think for about 30-40 years there was a weak correlation between digital product development progress and general human intellectual progress probably due to the cost of the equipment requiring a certain educational level in users
Dec 13, 2017

tabbing works okay. I wish there was a keyboard command to...

tabbing works okay. I wish there was a keyboard command to insert a new thread tweet. also don't take away my TWEET button just because a thread tweet is empty. don't make me click the trash icon. just post the thread without the empty tweet.
Dec 13, 2017

to be fair earth is not a place for rational discourse

to be fair earth is not a place for rational discourse
Dec 13, 2017

just kidding, i already upgraded to storify 2 as part of my...

just kidding, i already upgraded to storify 2 as part of my adobe lifefyre subscription
Dec 13, 2017

i wonder what this means for storify

i wonder what this means for storify
Dec 13, 2017

i wonder if they'll eventually just let you smush the...

i wonder if they'll eventually just let you smush the tweets together, um, call them throgs, or twog twosts. that would be a great outcome, although it would be hard for the people who are all “Twitter is not a place for rational discourse.”
Dec 13, 2017

oh wow twitter threads are a first-class part of the...

oh wow twitter threads are a first-class part of the product now huh
Dec 13, 2017

Meet the all-purpose survival cracker...

Meet the all-purpose survival cracker eater.com/... via @mefiblue
Dec 13, 2017

that article brings up a lot of bad memories because i was...

that article brings up a lot of bad memories because i was called the all-purpose survival cracker all through middle school
Dec 13, 2017

Until the inevitable takedown in the Daily Beast....

Until the inevitable takedown in the Daily Beast. twitter.com/...
Dec 12, 2017

There's a weird green-red luminous slime all over the...

There's a weird green-red luminous slime all over the office and everyone looks horrified. I hate Secrete Santa.
Dec 12, 2017

This one didn't age super great.

This one didn't age super great.
Dec 12, 2017

I think about this all the time. I walk by their...

@katzish @harrisj I think about this all the time. I walk by their mini-studio in the flatiron building every workday and they have plastic Swiss cheese 🧀 there and I start to feel reality slipping.
Dec 12, 2017

The whole Internet is here to support Gavage Duck, a sad...

The whole Internet is here to support Gavage Duck, a sad little duck that is force-fed milkshakes. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck's mother is racist.
Dec 11, 2017

I forgot about Dexter, which is really cool:...

I forgot about Dexter, which is really cool: @ankane/introducing-dexter-the-automatic-indexer-for-postgres-5f8fa8b28f27" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@ankane/introducing-dexter-the-automatic-indexer-for-postgres-5f8fa8b28f27
Dec 11, 2017

This is one of those tech things where it basically makes...

This is one of those tech things where it basically makes sense that it would work this way, and, if it works, it will be like that snakehead fish that kills all the other fish in the pond. twitter.com/...
Dec 10, 2017

This guy really is somethin.

@karenmcgrane This guy really is somethin.
Dec 10, 2017

If I zone out it's almost always because someone is selling...

@patrickdoupe @tressiemcphd If I zone out it's almost always because someone is selling me a pile of abstractions/beliefs. They've lost connection to actual production and believe that ever-higher abstractions are the answer. I listen/live for clear reproducible explanations of process.
Dec 10, 2017

Boredom is my most powerful warning system when hiring....

@tressiemcphd Boredom is my most powerful warning system when hiring. It’s never about subject matter. I am into some incredibly dry shit and LOVE when dry people love dry subjects. I’ve concluded that being boring is really just halfway to lying.
Dec 10, 2017

Vicki! Have you used [lists 800,000 different broken...

@vboykis Vicki! Have you used [lists 800,000 different broken services]?
Dec 9, 2017

Autocorrect kept suggesting baristas....

Autocorrect kept suggesting baristas. twitter.com/...
Dec 9, 2017

Thank you it helps me prepare.

@TaylorLorenz Thank you it helps me prepare.
Dec 9, 2017

Taylor, can you describe the dads’ faces?

@TaylorLorenz Taylor, can you describe the dads’ faces?
Dec 9, 2017

Life comes at you fast. I have to delete about 20% these...

@davidhsiegel Life comes at you fast. I have to delete about 20% these days.
Dec 9, 2017

I see it more like, Mt. Gox taught us all a very valuable...

@jackrusher I see it more like, Mt. Gox taught us all a very valuable lesson about digital currencies. And the inherent value of that lesson increases almost every day.
Dec 8, 2017

I did a roguelike but screwed up when I named the little...

@hondanhon I did a roguelike but screwed up when I named the little dog Patch.
Dec 8, 2017

280 characters means that we can now have TWEET...

280 characters means that we can now have TWEET TEMPLATES!!!!!!!!!
[[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email: please consider ]]]
[[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]]
[[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden’s example. ]]]
Anyway,
Dec 8, 2017

I feel really great about being on this list.

@sanarao @bobulate I feel really great about being on this list.
Dec 7, 2017

friends friends friends avg pee rate is 800-2000mL in 24...

@TheMFingChisa @dnharper friends friends friends

avg pee rate is 800-2000mL in 24 hrs, took guess of median at 1400mL
nyc pop is 8.538 million (2016)
= 11,953,200,000mL
= 3,157,701 gallons
Dec 7, 2017

That's exactly the context I was lacking.

@tdierks That's exactly the context I was lacking.
Dec 7, 2017

Just extremely normal stuff.

@textfiles Just extremely normal stuff.
Dec 7, 2017

I just did the math, and it checks out. New Yorkers will...

I just did the math, and it checks out. New Yorkers will pee 3 million gallons today.
Dec 6, 2017

I would love it. In the age of NetFlix and Steam, why not?...

@harrisj I would love it. In the age of NetFlix and Steam, why not? Put it on archive.org, and then there’ll be a torrent. Maybe @textfiles will let you add it to the datasets collection. archive.org/...
Dec 6, 2017

i had no idea https://open.spotify.com/album/2wQ7olOHDHVpgKm...

Dec 6, 2017

Valerian is like 5 gigs, this is MUCH better.

@harrisj Valerian is like 5 gigs, this is MUCH better.
Dec 6, 2017

Wow that’s good news. https://twitter.com/clarajeffery/statu...

Wow that’s good news. twitter.com/...
Dec 6, 2017

Look at @simonw’s csv2sqlite it’s real real real nice.

@harrisj @jeremybowers Look at @simonw’s csv2sqlite it’s real real real nice.
Dec 6, 2017

I keep thinking about this @BW piece. It's like DEATH WISH...

I keep thinking about this @BW piece. It's like DEATH WISH MEETS EQUIFAX. It's about seeking revenge against the way technology platforms commoditize people, and what happens when bad actors use data against us. I read it as a warning. bloomberg.com/...
Dec 6, 2017

PURE CRIMINAL EVIL

@ljndawson PURE CRIMINAL EVIL
Dec 6, 2017

Hooooooooly shit this is the good stuff....

Hooooooooly shit this is the good stuff. twitter.com/...
Dec 6, 2017

Oh my god why didn’t they us waiting room on the soundtrack

@harrisj Oh my god why didn’t they us waiting room on the soundtrack
Dec 6, 2017

Of course I knew that Jacob, I always knew that, I knew it...

@harrisj Of course I knew that Jacob, I always knew that, I knew it tomorrow and I’ll know it yesterday.
Dec 6, 2017

The autocorrect typo in the deleted version created the...

@waldojaquith The autocorrect typo in the deleted version created the most amazing steampunk story of recent memory.
Dec 6, 2017

So glad we have 280 characters now.

@harrisj So glad we have 280 characters now.
Dec 6, 2017

Amy Adams, interpreting: “You Have...Choose Weapon...”...

@harrisj Amy Adams, interpreting: “You Have...Choose Weapon...” [four black bars appear] “Black Flag?”

Forrest Whitaker bursts in, yells “SHUT IT DOWN.”

Nervous Breakdown starts playing on awesome alien stereo, glass wall comes down, everyone including heptapods starts mosh pit.
Dec 5, 2017

so are they going to fix the subway

so are they going to fix the subway
Dec 5, 2017

That’s fair, the ACTUAL work here is brutally hard and...

@mikeindustries @jlax @richziade That’s fair, the ACTUAL work here is brutally hard and technologically, culturally, and politically challenging.
Dec 5, 2017

It's rough how much is shutting down right now but it's...

It's rough how much is shutting down right now but it's worth noting @Outline and @topicstories as two really bright spots in online media and storytelling. twitter.com/...
Dec 5, 2017

It’s pink slime all the way down.

@ZenSaiyuki It’s pink slime all the way down.
Dec 5, 2017

Shoutout to everyone whose body is an inaccurate...

Shoutout to everyone whose body is an inaccurate representation of their soul let’s worry about getting forced to go on TV together.
Dec 4, 2017

Can patriarchy just let kids learn snex pls...

Can patriarchy just let kids learn snex pls twitter.com/...
Dec 4, 2017

Content, content, content https://twitter.com/bendwalsh/stat...

Content, content, content twitter.com/...
Dec 4, 2017

And product was for hair.

@lindsayism And product was for hair.
Dec 4, 2017

Sure! There are no dumb, or good, questions.

@fascinated @tolar Sure! There are no dumb, or good, questions.
Dec 4, 2017

I hope so. I’m thinking we call it, The Real Artist Ships...

@tolar @fascinated I hope so. I’m thinking we call it, The Real Artist Ships and is Present.
Dec 4, 2017

Come by the office so I can periscope it.

@tolar @fascinated Come by the office so I can periscope it.
Dec 4, 2017

I’ve got some plums in my pocket.

@matthewbaldwin I’ve got some plums in my pocket.
Dec 4, 2017

I hate myself now.

I hate myself now.
Dec 4, 2017

Cosentyx is arthritis medicine so this is a reallllllllly...

@tressiemcphd Cosentyx is arthritis medicine so this is a reallllllllly good promotion.
Dec 4, 2017

It's like ten thousand plums when all you need is a...

It's like ten thousand plums when all you need is a pear.
Oh, it's standing outside in the rain
And leaning in on a red wheel bar-
row.
Dec 3, 2017

It’s hard to get under a big tent when people keep setting...

@songadaymann It’s hard to get under a big tent when people keep setting it on fire.
Dec 3, 2017

I really liked reading this careful and thoughtful...

I really liked reading this careful and thoughtful @katienotopoulos article about how white supremacist trolls got her Twitter account locked and how Twitter support doesn’t have any capacity for context or nuance. buzzfeed.com/...
Dec 2, 2017

In the early days of audio recording they would say a radio...

@tcarmody @jadedid In the early days of audio recording they would say a radio show was “transcribed” for playback and I like “transcription onto [medium name]” because it implies information loss. Wars can be transcribed onto pillars and speech can be transcribed into long-playing records, etc.
Dec 2, 2017

Hmm https://twitter.com/mechanicalro/status/9370019521346846...

Dec 2, 2017

Probably because I was messing with LISP and ptpython is...

@vboykis Probably because I was messing with LISP and ptpython is like a simpler version of a LISP repl. It's very nice about popping recommendations up and providing docs inline, which lets me be dumber.
Dec 2, 2017

I've been messing with REPLs and just found this great,...

I've been messing with REPLs and just found this great, simple python terminal REPL. github.com/... — is there anything like it for JS? Doesn't have to be terminal-based. Mancy? What else?
Dec 2, 2017

I love seeing the @PostlightStudio used for good things by...

I love seeing the @PostlightStudio used for good things by orgs like @weareci on nights and weekends. And that only works because people like @christinee515 and Erica S. coordinate from our side and do the work to make it happen. twitter.com/...
Dec 2, 2017

Amy they’ll just mine more cryptocurrency.

@amyhoy Amy they’ll just mine more cryptocurrency.
Dec 2, 2017

I think they secretly think well, my kids can afford a boat.

@amyhoy I think they secretly think well, my kids can afford a boat.
Dec 2, 2017

To clarify, what I mean is that you should worry about the...

To clarify, what I mean is that you should worry about the tax plan.
Dec 2, 2017

Stop worrying about the tax plan....

Stop worrying about the tax plan. twitter.com/...
Dec 2, 2017

I think people welcome bright little blips of...

@RickWebb I think people welcome bright little blips of self-promotional noise in amongst the anguish.
Dec 1, 2017

Right and if R ever finds a limit there’s Julia and Pandas....

@jfeckstein Right and if R ever finds a limit there’s Julia and Pandas. We live in the craziest world.
Dec 1, 2017

Oh I mean, everything is so fun and free and consistent and...

@jfeckstein Oh I mean, everything is so fun and free and consistent and documented now. It sometimes seems obscene how things are improving in technology while the world loses its mind.
Dec 1, 2017

Just parsing some web pages and messing around. There's...

@jfeckstein Just parsing some web pages and messing around. There's something really great about the whole environment.
Dec 1, 2017

I was in the mood for some LISP and downloaded Portacle...

I was in the mood for some LISP and downloaded Portacle portacle.github.io and it's pretty sweet.
Dec 1, 2017

I'm so proud to know you right now, at this career-defining...

@PJVogt I'm so proud to know you right now, at this career-defining moment.
Dec 1, 2017

This is a good tweet that helped me today!

@glvninpdx This is a good tweet that helped me today!
Nov 30, 2017

Stop complaining there are more plums out back in the red...

Stop complaining there are more plums out back in the red wheelbarrow.
Nov 30, 2017

The LISP language was designed to process lists of data. It...

@wdesmet The LISP language was designed to process lists of data. It has two famously essential operations it performs on lists: car, which returns the first element, and cdr, which returns a list with everything but the first element.
Nov 30, 2017

thank you, this was my christmas gift

@leahfinnegan thank you, this was my christmas gift
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