May 2019

May 31, 2019

Production babies!

@krmaher Production babies!
May 31, 2019

This thing is cool. https://twitter.com/jasonwbade/status/11...

This thing is cool. twitter.com/...
May 31, 2019

Not adding another decision point to my cognitive workload...

Not adding another decision point to my cognitive workload so that I don't build up a slowly-growing store of resentment towards your product is the ultimate growthhack.
May 31, 2019

When a SaaS co tells you "we're changing the terms of our...

When a SaaS co tells you "we're changing the terms of our API" could they also tell you "this probably won't affect you based on how you use it" or "this might change your billing structure"? Could an industry use data to help paying customers instead of just upselling them?
May 31, 2019

No this is great content.

@shabbychef No this is great content.
May 30, 2019

I know we're supposed to lament adtech but did you ever...

I know we're supposed to lament adtech but did you ever think how many valuable human hours have been spent implementing date pickers.
May 30, 2019

You're not allowed to ask that in interviews.

You're not allowed to ask that in interviews.
May 30, 2019

Working at an agency, sometimes I wonder which of our...

Working at an agency, sometimes I wonder which of our employees switched their identity with a dead Lieutenant during the Korean War.
May 30, 2019

I stared into the abyss and the abyss said good morning.

I stared into the abyss and the abyss said good morning.
May 30, 2019

I'm out of town with my wife but would greatly enjoy a...

@reppep I'm out of town with my wife but would greatly enjoy a drink or coffee!
May 30, 2019

Leo Burnett Tailor Made pitch meetings: “I present...the...

Leo Burnett Tailor Made pitch meetings:

“I present...the Altria computer virus.”

“Kellogg's, we gene-modified a tiger that growls, ‘They're great’, and bred it with the entire wild tiger population.”

“Nothing is more authentic on social than throwing cans of Coke at babies.” twitter.com/...
May 30, 2019

Just hit reload I edited the page.

@perryhewitt Just hit reload I edited the page.
May 30, 2019

What sucks is the sneaking. For the same investment they...

What sucks is the sneaking. For the same investment they could have contributed to the commons in a transparent and significant way and looked like heroes. twitter.com/...
May 29, 2019

So @maureenflaherty just Slacked me photos of many dresses...

So @maureenflaherty just Slacked me photos of many dresses as she tried them on and here were my comments:

- It looks like you clean an expensive spa

- No reason to cancel your whole body

- That's just white privilege in dress form
May 29, 2019

Via @richziade: “Machado Price Per Hit (Pricey!)” - check...

May 29, 2019

Just slow little waves in the breeze leaving lily pads...

@Bill_Braine @EdenMKennedy Just slow little waves in the breeze leaving lily pads unconcerned.
May 29, 2019

I saw an article today about "how to get into PJ Harvey"...

I saw an article today about "how to get into PJ Harvey" and all I could think was:

Interior, a 1986 Nissan

Her: so I think that's why we should be friends

Me: wait, what is this song about the fishies
May 29, 2019

Kind of you, but I'm not sure that anyone wins in the Crash...

@fimoculous @toomuchnick Kind of you, but I'm not sure that anyone wins in the Crash Test Dummies::Dave Matthews juxtaposition.
May 29, 2019

Anyone: Feelin' stylish! Fashion editors: Better be...

Anyone: Feelin' stylish!

Fashion editors: Better be effortless.
May 29, 2019

I'm missing the office Yankees game outing (+ snack/beer...

I'm missing the office Yankees game outing (+ snack/beer wristband) to finish something important and I've never felt more like I have to stay in and practice my violin in my entire life.
May 29, 2019

just utterly pleasant, low drama, could be slightly over or...

@Maggie just utterly pleasant, low drama, could be slightly over or undercooked and would still be fine, just a good thing to enjoy
May 29, 2019

I waved first!

@tolar I waved first!
May 29, 2019

I started keeping a little video album of calming scenes....

I started keeping a little video album of calming scenes. twitter.com/...
May 28, 2019

Peaceful https://imgur.com/gallery/NeeXX2W

May 28, 2019

I have no memory of this morning and yet somehow the kids...

I have no memory of this morning and yet somehow the kids got to school and I ended up at work.
May 28, 2019

Cryptocurrency okay

@mathowie Cryptocurrency okay
May 28, 2019

Everyone in Texas is now a licensed plumber. This is real.

@maureenflaherty @tylermarab Everyone in Texas is now a licensed plumber. This is real.
May 28, 2019

by myself I mean, not by you, you can tweet whatever you...

by myself I mean, not by you, you can tweet whatever you want
May 28, 2019

If you feel attacked well I also feel attacked

If you feel attacked well I also feel attacked
May 28, 2019

Twitter person: hey tweeps what's your favorite...

Twitter person: hey tweeps what's your favorite color?

Reply person: red

Twitterer: oh yeah I love red been into red since 1999

Reply person: yellow

Twitterer: yeah definitely wearing yellow right now

RP: blue

Twitter: blue is definitely a good option I already considered
May 28, 2019

Do you have a goofy pop song you love, but it's been...

Do you have a goofy pop song you love, but it's been rendered unlistenable by constant use in commercials, TV, and movies? Mine is "Love Train."
May 28, 2019

Why did the algorithm let me tweet this.

Why did the algorithm let me tweet this.
May 28, 2019

This is one of those book titles where it really means...

This is one of those book titles where it really means something different if it's fiction or non-fiction. twitter.com/...
May 27, 2019

Just a few of the people I love the most. But look, it...

@0x00B1 @jennschiffer Just a few of the people I love the most. But look, it never gets old. Never ever ever. It's so nice to see.
May 27, 2019

And boy are my arms tired!

@jennschiffer And boy are my arms tired!
May 27, 2019

Back on the bike and time to bump this 2012 classic....

Back on the bike and time to bump this 2012 classic. twitter.com/...
May 26, 2019

Whoa! thank you, Evelyn

@tummycom Whoa! thank you, Evelyn
May 25, 2019

RIGHT that's the good stuff. It's fine if it doesn't meet...

@twybv RIGHT that's the good stuff. It's fine if it doesn't meet my exact needs, I just want something I can actually learn from. Thank you.
May 25, 2019

Also: CMS, CRM, lots of other stuff kind of fits into this...

@jmiralva Also: CMS, CRM, lots of other stuff kind of fits into this model.
May 25, 2019

Automatically. I'm thinking that given ...

@jmiralva Automatically. I'm thinking that given rcdexta.com/... plus great RTEs and auth tools, the main big thing missing to create a totally open source super-CMS out of a TINY bit of glue code is a workflow framework to move content through a pipeline.
May 25, 2019

A language or descriptive grammar that could power a kanban...

A language or descriptive grammar that could power a kanban board basically. Is there something people reach for or is it just so simple we all roll our own? Or if you're going enterprise you go with something at the scale of BPNM and never look back?
May 25, 2019

I know it's Saturday night, and I'm going to ask a question...

I know it's Saturday night, and I'm going to ask a question that reveals my true self and I need you all to be chill. Here goes: Is there a good DSL for business process automation or a simplified version of BPNM out there? Like for describing editorial workflow with constraints?
May 25, 2019

i got Docker working on my Ubuntu laptop so that's 2014...

i got Docker working on my Ubuntu laptop so that's 2014 worked out.
May 25, 2019

[Imagine lots of heart and kindness-related emoji in...

@JessicaFKane [Imagine lots of heart and kindness-related emoji in response, if I knew how to put lots of emoji in here]
May 25, 2019

Put the gum down before you lose everything. Is what I just...

Put the gum down before you lose everything. Is what I just said to my daughter. Who wanted another piece of gum.
May 24, 2019

That looks... satisfying

@sophaskins That looks... satisfying
May 24, 2019

I'm so sorry for your loss. I just went back and read the...

@JessicaFKane I'm so sorry for your loss. I just went back and read the interview she did about working at Playboy, because I love it, and was struck by this paragraph. I'm so glad you introduced her to all of us. twitter.com/...
May 24, 2019

more accurately, since Tuesday

@obra more accurately, since Tuesday
May 24, 2019

one week!

@obra one week!
May 24, 2019

gina this is how i market

@ginatrapani gina this is how i market
May 24, 2019

Meetings add up so much. Shorter meetings or fewer meetings...

Meetings add up so much. Shorter meetings or fewer meetings can give you back whole years of working life.
May 24, 2019

I think about these numbers a lot and what you can do to...

May 24, 2019

There is no better judge of design than @redkeg....

There is no better judge of design than @redkeg. twitter.com/...
May 24, 2019

Proud to contribute.

@AREdotNA Proud to contribute.
May 24, 2019

Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many...

Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many controversial figures on social media died violently.

Author: I did. And people would report it to the authorities.

Journalist: Right, but when they tweeted “Officer, I'd like to report a murder,” it was not actual death.
May 24, 2019

I sort of feel for the next mail carrier.

@margarita I sort of feel for the next mail carrier.
May 24, 2019

Dothrakis are all curvy knife guys...

Dothrakis are all curvy knife guys twitter.com/...
May 23, 2019

Can't read it, reached my free article limit.

@jimaley @BW Can't read it, reached my free article limit.
May 23, 2019

And I owe you a bottle of wine.

@RogerDHodge And I owe you a bottle of wine.
May 22, 2019

Just look at this ridiculousness. We love building...

Just look at this ridiculousness. We love building platforms. postlight.com/...
May 22, 2019

Developer friends, we all use Salesforce. It's no longer a...

Developer friends, we all use Salesforce. It's no longer a choice. @PostlightStudio created a complete open-sourced framework that lets you speak to @Salesforce in GraphQL. Two commands to get to a GraphiQL interface. Full mutation support. Low stress. Go. postlight.com/...
May 22, 2019

Hang in there friend. It'll work out.

@tcarmody Hang in there friend. It'll work out.
May 22, 2019

I feel that in terms of Personal Branding Moments I am...

I feel that in terms of Personal Branding Moments I am being pretty chill.
May 22, 2019

Look whose article is going to represent 0.00000000000001%...

Look whose article is going to represent 0.00000000000001% of Apple's revenue for the next month, you're welcome Tim Cook twitter.com/...
May 22, 2019

I truly love this laptop and if spies want to read my...

@film_girl I truly love this laptop and if spies want to read my article drafts then so be it.
May 21, 2019

Friends, I tweeted out a netlify dev URL. I cannot ever...

May 21, 2019

this reminds me! i just found my checkbook!

@jessamyn this reminds me! i just found my checkbook!
May 21, 2019

That said, I've never used docker ee with docker beans,...

That said, I've never used docker ee with docker beans, just docker cesna (community edition snapless no apt) edition which currently doesn't work because it hardcoded a camel-cased path to a case-sensitive virtualbox binary.
May 21, 2019

It used to be that you had to spend all your time...

It used to be that you had to spend all your time sysadminning your local dev environments to make anything work, but what's cool now is that when you write software with docker you get to sysadmin an essentially infinite number of machines.
May 21, 2019

There's a great guest list for tonight's @PostlightStudio...

There's a great guest list for tonight's @PostlightStudio labs product unveiling event and given that the weather is good and it's a Tuesday somewhere between 50 and 500 people will show up, including all of your friends. See you tonight! We're hiring.

postlight.com/...
May 20, 2019

Brace yourself. Everything is good about it except the...

@RGA @heyitsnoah Brace yourself. Everything is good about it except the people.
May 20, 2019

There once was a tall Delawarian Thus fiscally quite...

@billwasik There once was a tall Delawarian
Thus fiscally quite libertarian
A very white Veep
And a bit of a creep
And basically now centenarian
May 20, 2019

Bill it's obviously got to be 300 linked limericks

@billwasik Bill it's obviously got to be 300 linked limericks
May 20, 2019

Are you asking for pitches?

@billwasik Are you asking for pitches?
May 20, 2019

It lasted exactly the right amount of time.

@DavidLublin It lasted exactly the right amount of time.
May 20, 2019

In conclusion, digital strategy is a land of contrasts.

@kzwa In conclusion, digital strategy is a land of contrasts.
May 19, 2019

AT&T owns HBO which means that their CEO sits upon the...

AT&T owns HBO which means that their CEO sits upon the Iron Phone.
May 19, 2019

Alice: "Bob does no real work. It's all buzzwords. He's a...

Alice: "Bob does no real work. It's all buzzwords. He's a fraud. His skills aren't real."

Me: Huh.

Bob: "Alice does no real work. She can't operate at scale. Her skills aren't real."

Me: Huh.

[Both get promoted over and over and are very successful.]

Me: Huh.
May 19, 2019

People say America sucks but we just found five brand new...

People say America sucks but we just found five brand new water pistols on a stoop right after getting pancakes.
May 19, 2019

See this is the stuff I think of whenever people talk about...

@said_mitch @modernserf See this is the stuff I think of whenever people talk about how comic books are our sacred modern myths handed down by geniuses.
May 19, 2019

I'm imagining the Straussian reimagining of the Carvel song...

@modernserf I'm imagining the Straussian reimagining of the Carvel song used for the the theme.
May 18, 2019

I am out standing. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1129780...

I am out standing. twitter.com/...
May 18, 2019

Proud to say I just deleted a tweet before posting it. It...

Proud to say I just deleted a tweet before posting it. It was about a section of a prominent local newspaper. Not gonna ruin MY Saturday with their nonsense.
May 17, 2019

I know I'm getting older because I don't understand why in...

I know I'm getting older because I don't understand why in 2019 sex includes Rachel Weisz running you over in a car.
May 17, 2019

I already ate all of those.

@modernserf I already ate all of those.
May 17, 2019

My son was briefly incredibly interested in web browser...

My son was briefly incredibly interested in web browser cookies, until I explained them.
May 16, 2019

Oh this was mere minutes I'm too tired to do anything but...

@hondanhon Oh this was mere minutes I'm too tired to do anything but shitpost
May 16, 2019

Thank you for saying those nice things though.

@goldman @maureenflaherty Thank you for saying those nice things though.
May 16, 2019

If you can't handle me at my shitpostiest you don't deserve...

@goldman @maureenflaherty If you can't handle me at my shitpostiest you don't deserve me at my essayisticest.
May 16, 2019

That's no peer sir, that's my wife!

@maureenflaherty That's no peer sir, that's my wife!
May 16, 2019

A British guy asked if my wife was in the House of Lords...

A British guy asked if my wife was in the House of Lords and I said, That's twitter.com/...
May 16, 2019

What did you export to?

@kzwa What did you export to?
May 16, 2019

it was something else all right

@willknight it was something else all right
May 16, 2019

god this was 2001 when were you there

@willknight god this was 2001 when were you there
May 16, 2019

he could also have run over a cyclist on the way

@laura_june he could also have run over a cyclist on the way
May 16, 2019

Jacob you're talking to someone in the press, we don't...

@harrisj @michaelroston Jacob you're talking to someone in the press, we don't comment on leeks.
May 15, 2019

POLL: Tomorrow's de Blasio announcement...

POLL: Tomorrow's de Blasio announcement...
May 15, 2019

Next Tuesday evening, May 21, at @PostlightStudio we are...

Next Tuesday evening, May 21, at @PostlightStudio we are having a party and launching/sharing out a vast trove of Postlight Labs projects. meetup.com/...
May 15, 2019

That's very kind and I'm happy to hear it! Also, and I do...

@Mstreshinsky @WIRED That's very kind and I'm happy to hear it! Also, and I do not say this lightly, @vtitunik is a good editor.
May 15, 2019

I haven't listened I'm sort of nervous to. FOO is fun it's...

@jennschiffer @mathowie @WIRED I haven't listened I'm sort of nervous to.

FOO is fun it's turbonerds and thoughtful nerds and my favorite, XML document pipeline nerds.
May 15, 2019

“this isn't a joke Katelyn”

@iano “this isn't a joke Katelyn”
May 15, 2019

Oh yeah that's an actual possibility.

@kjhealy Oh yeah that's an actual possibility.
May 15, 2019

POLL: When they reboot the Avengers franchise in 2029

POLL: When they reboot the Avengers franchise in 2029
May 15, 2019

Okay sure. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/112864952523573...

Okay sure. twitter.com/...
May 14, 2019

Harper's interns would sometimes go on Harper's Bazaar...

@espiers Harper's interns would sometimes go on Harper's Bazaar junkets.
May 14, 2019

I am grateful for all the good things that come to me, like...

I am grateful for all the good things that come to me, like the opportunity to write cover stories for national magazines that I've read for 25 years. Amongst those good things I count your tweets, DMs, and emails (paul.ford@postlight.com). __EOT__
May 14, 2019

These are inclusive charities, run by women and/or people...

These are inclusive charities, run by women and/or people of color. Several teach people who are marginalized by tech-at-large how to wield some of the power of this industry in their own interests, and one uses a technology platform to directly reduce suffering.
May 14, 2019

The piece talks about moral responsibility, so in the...

The piece talks about moral responsibility, so in the interest of putting my money where my words are, I'm splitting my fee (thanks @WIRED!) between four charities: @BlackGirlsCode, @VetsWhoCode, @jessamyn's Vermont Drop-In, and @humanutility.
May 14, 2019

I hope you'll find this essay useful (love/hate/annoyance)...

I hope you'll find this essay useful (love/hate/annoyance) as you navigate your own individual path through the superstructure of global platform technocracy. It was hard to write, and hugely helped along by a great editor, @vtitunik, who gently encouraged much rewriting.
May 14, 2019

They put it on the cover. Long low whistle! Getting a quote...

They put it on the cover. Long low whistle! Getting a quote and my name splashed across the cover of @WIRED (a national monthly!) is a helluva thing for a rumpled nerd. In a few years I'll know what to make of it. twitter.com/...
May 14, 2019

A few months ago @WIRED asked me to write down what I still...

A few months ago @WIRED asked me to write down what I still love about tech, now that the industry's shine is dulled by mass distrust. Here it is: wired.com/...
May 13, 2019

POLL: Best Java technology

POLL: Best Java technology
May 13, 2019

Heeeeeeelp please. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/statu...

Heeeeeeelp please. twitter.com/...
May 13, 2019

This is a public cervix announcement....

This is a public cervix announcement. twitter.com/...
May 12, 2019

lol but i'd rather hear what other people are working on. i...

@ballingt @mogwai_poet lol but i'd rather hear what other people are working on. i probably get to have 500-1500 conversations a year if I'm having a busy year, it helps me see the world in lots of different ways.
May 12, 2019

Sure, except...in reality when you meet them most people...

@ballingt @mogwai_poet Sure, except...in reality when you meet them most people really want to talk and be seen, not ask questions. Or if they want to ask about like, IVF, it's because they're figuring it out and so I ask the questions and try to listen/help. And I like that because I'm actually shy.
May 11, 2019

Most superhero movies are just about people getting dressed.

Most superhero movies are just about people getting dressed.
May 11, 2019

Listen ... everyone should watch Octonauts.

@livlab Listen ... everyone should watch Octonauts.
May 11, 2019

True lost opportunity there wasn't a biopic starring a...

@essl True lost opportunity there wasn't a biopic starring a younger Steve Carell.
May 11, 2019

(Making conversation at the sandwich shop.) And is there a...

(Making conversation at the sandwich shop.) And is there a ma-nini?
May 10, 2019

I'm absolutely MMM

@sixfoot6 I'm absolutely MMM
May 10, 2019

tag yourself i'm sfih''ihsagjlsaglksd';hksdakn'awgr'hk;agr...

tag yourself i'm sfih''ihsagjlsaglksd';hksdakn'awgr'hk;agr twitter.com/...
May 10, 2019

i mean...a single HTML web page with entries in reverse...

@Aelkus i mean...a single HTML web page with entries in reverse chronological order
May 10, 2019

Me: I would like a KING’S HAWAIIAN® SMOKEHOUSE BRISKET with...

Me: I would like a KING’S HAWAIIAN® SMOKEHOUSE BRISKET with CURLY FRIES and a BARQ’S ROOT BEER®.

Stranger: Sir this is Twitter.
May 9, 2019

As an agency @PostlightStudio receives a goodly number of...

As an agency @PostlightStudio receives a goodly number of Requests for Proposals for Website projects. We love to help our clients any way we can. So we made a tool to automate Web RFP writing. rfp.postlight.com We would love to hear what you think of it, good/bad. DM away!
May 9, 2019

An imbalanced marketplace needed balance. Isn't this what...

@patbits @toomuchnick An imbalanced marketplace needed balance. Isn't this what venture capitalists are always telling us? That we should disrupt? And I could, with shoe leather (or rather sneaker rubber and a Metrocard), become a one-man disruptive *platform* for democratizing cronut distribution.
May 9, 2019

you need to write a review/article on these but it's one of...

@patbits @toomuchnick you need to write a review/article on these but it's one of those reviews that ends up being a personal essay
May 9, 2019

Why are you reading all my old magazine pieces.

@marklotto Why are you reading all my old magazine pieces.
May 9, 2019

I'm going to bed to avoid the consequences.

I'm going to bed to avoid the consequences.
May 9, 2019

Social media has divided our nation. We need a president to...

Social media has divided our nation. We need a president to unify us. We need a new Abraham LinkedIn.
May 8, 2019

This is very tricky the more I think about it....

This is very tricky the more I think about it. twitter.com/...
May 8, 2019

Sure! Come talk about how you do design research at MSFT...

@spladow @thomasrhiel @Choire Sure! Come talk about how you do design research at MSFT and we'll talk about how we build products. Since we're an agency our process is basically open--we have to explain it to our clients since they pay us to apply it. Just DM.
May 8, 2019

My dream is to watch Thomas use OneNote on his Surface Pro...

@spladow @thomasrhiel @Choire My dream is to watch Thomas use OneNote on his Surface Pro to observe Times editors using Oak while taking notes in a graph paper notebook that I will immediately lose.
May 8, 2019

This is a true blockchain mess which is really saying...

This is a true blockchain mess which is really saying something. coindesk.com/...
May 8, 2019

Well it's also nowhere near cynical enough for NYC. Maybe...

@libbybrittain Well it's also nowhere near cynical enough for NYC. Maybe Philly.
May 8, 2019

Breakfast in America just feels so NYC to me because of the...

@libbybrittain Breakfast in America just feels so NYC to me because of the cover. They're coming from Britain in the 70s. They have pop style but slight pretensions to Steely Dan irony. Where they gonna land?
May 8, 2019

oh wow does that hold up i haven't seen it in 24 years

@patbits oh wow does that hold up i haven't seen it in 24 years
May 8, 2019

Maybe the next planet will be better.

@patbits Maybe the next planet will be better.
May 8, 2019

Opening and closing my mouth like a fish....

Opening and closing my mouth like a fish. twitter.com/...
May 7, 2019

People refer to exceptional artists/singers on Twitter by...

@capndesign People refer to exceptional artists/singers on Twitter by saying "she has the range." Bruce Hornsby is a recording artist who was huge in the 1980s with his band, as Bruce Hornsby and The Range.
May 7, 2019

Bruce Hornsby...he had the range

Bruce Hornsby...he had the range
May 6, 2019

somehow it never sticks.

@aaronshapiro somehow it never sticks.
May 6, 2019

Imagine Twitter with this red button....

Imagine Twitter with this red button. twitter.com/...
May 6, 2019

Dreamworld I mean.

Dreamworld I mean.
May 6, 2019

Theory: GoT is a barista's fever dream and she's about to...

Theory: GoT is a barista's fever dream and she's about to wake up, so reality is starting to bleed through into the dreamwork. This explains why no character's name is spelled correctly.
May 6, 2019

Do we truly feel love, or do we feel Love, Actually? We can...

Do we truly feel love, or do we feel Love, Actually? We can never know.
May 6, 2019

Maybe that's the whole point of this site, to show every...

Maybe that's the whole point of this site, to show every digital friend and acquaintance repeating the same joke over and over for hours, like a 1970s black box theater experiment, to let us all know that all we do when we speak is share pointers to the void.
May 6, 2019

It's not even 7am and it's clear that the Starbucks cup...

It's not even 7am and it's clear that the Starbucks cup goof in Game of Thrones is going to render Twitter unusable for much of the day.
May 5, 2019

We got away with glue!

@briansholis We got away with glue!
May 5, 2019

We did a Harry Potter themed yoga YouTube class as a family...

We did a Harry Potter themed yoga YouTube class as a family since it was raining, and it was not extremely dignified.
May 5, 2019

Mayyybe but IDK, “Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles...

@Shawn00Guerra Mayyybe but IDK, “Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles or CHOAM, essentially controls all economic affairs across the cosmos, although it relies upon the Spacing Guild for transport across space due to the Guild's monopoly on faster-than-light travel.”
May 5, 2019

If I lived in the Duniverse I would name my hamster CHOAM...

If I lived in the Duniverse I would name my hamster CHOAM Nomsky.
May 5, 2019

He loves her more but I got to stay home....

He loves her more but I got to stay home. twitter.com/...
May 5, 2019

Yes we have turned off discussions. Sigh.

@tolar Yes we have turned off discussions. Sigh.
May 4, 2019

Six years no change.

Six years no change.
May 4, 2019

I would never suggest people use Asana.

@davidhsiegel I would never suggest people use Asana.
May 4, 2019

I showed my kids that we, too, used to have Scholastic Book...

I showed my kids that we, too, used to have Scholastic Book Fair catalogs, and they asked, what's wrong with Garfield? So I tried to explain Heathcliff and after 20 minutes of clips and cartoons and blogs I am so much more confused. twitter.com/...
May 3, 2019

Scrolling through this is a terrifying rollercoaster of...

Scrolling through this is a terrifying rollercoaster of blackout rage and lifelong love. twitter.com/...
May 3, 2019

It's a pathological and infantilizing relationship that...

@baekdal @pilhofer @jeffjarvis It's a pathological and infantilizing relationship that might have made sense once but in a dwindling market limits the control journalists have over their own destiny! (Although most orgs never tell you how they actually make money and you have to figure it out.)
May 2, 2019

I've been saying, “oh, life,” for ten years but recently it...

I've been saying, “oh, life,” for ten years but recently it hasn't been ironic at all.
May 2, 2019

I could just redirect it to svbtle

@dancow @jbenton I could just redirect it to svbtle
May 2, 2019

It's totally fine.

@merveille It's totally fine.
May 2, 2019

aajgdkak;klhfsljnjfb https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mod...

aajgdkak;klhfsljnjfb mcsweeneys.net/...
May 2, 2019

This publication features great nerd content (see the JPEG...

This publication features great nerd content (see the JPEG editor built into this page) and each file can be downloaded as a WARC file to encourage decentralized archiving of interactive content. It's...just really good and thoughtful. parametric.press/...
May 2, 2019

Found right here: https://mltshp.com/p/1G133

Found right here: mltshp.com/...
May 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1123789371428233216/photo/...

May 1, 2019

This is from six years ago so you understand what I'm going...

This is from six years ago so you understand what I'm going through right now. twitter.com/...
May 1, 2019

Yeah it's a rough one.

@katiedrumm Yeah it's a rough one.
May 1, 2019

My daughter told me tonight to turn off Twitter "so you can...

My daughter told me tonight to turn off Twitter "so you can be there for me" and I can't identify any fault in the request.
May 1, 2019

the magician got very sore

@bmorrissey the magician got very sore
May 1, 2019

We had a Khaleesi at the kids daycare five or six years...

@TaylorLorenz @heatheremerrick We had a Khaleesi at the kids daycare five or six years ago. They called her Leesi. Khaleesis will be eligible to vote by 2032.
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