June 2019

Jun 30, 2019

Happy Pride, nerds.

Happy Pride, nerds.
Jun 30, 2019

It must be and this must be shopped? I have no memory.

@shabbychef It must be and this must be shopped? I have no memory.
Jun 28, 2019

I like when it comes in a giant can like an industrial...

@felixsalmon @heyitsnoah @CJN I like when it comes in a giant can like an industrial solvent.
Jun 28, 2019

The way it adds up to $50 is really something else.

@heyitsnoah @felixsalmon @CJN The way it adds up to $50 is really something else.
Jun 27, 2019

I met Ben when I read at a @textfiles BBS reading. He's...

@alexislloyd @BenLillie I met Ben when I read at a @textfiles BBS reading. He's real cool. Caveat is just great I was so glad to be back there.
Jun 27, 2019

I'm at an MTA-themed comedy/news performance and it's...

I'm at an MTA-themed comedy/news performance and it's really good. twitter.com/...
Jun 27, 2019

This story is amazing. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/featur...

This story is amazing.
bloomberg.com/...
Jun 26, 2019

Also I mint my own coins.

@RickWebb @buzz Also I mint my own coins.
Jun 26, 2019

My 7yo son just said “Brazzers” out loud as we walked to...

My 7yo son just said “Brazzers” out loud as we walked to school and I was sure I was losing my mind. twitter.com/...
Jun 26, 2019

My kids told me that Iceland is a volcanic island and I...

My kids told me that Iceland is a volcanic island and I said that I knew that, and that the biggest volcano was named Björk.
Jun 25, 2019

The first, the second describes a physical phenomenon

@bn2b The first, the second describes a physical phenomenon
Jun 25, 2019

It's Field

@bn2b It's Field
Jun 25, 2019

For every Manic Monday there is a Depressive Tuesday.

For every Manic Monday there is a Depressive Tuesday.
Jun 25, 2019

I love Earth Abides. It's not great but it's very simple...

@libbybrittain @buzz @robinsloan I love Earth Abides. It's not great but it's very simple and stays with me.
Jun 25, 2019

but dina i'm a wizard

@dinabass but dina i'm a wizard
Jun 25, 2019

harry potter and the gartner magic quadrant

harry potter and the gartner magic quadrant
Jun 25, 2019

can you get a bachelor's degree in SEO yet

can you get a bachelor's degree in SEO yet
Jun 25, 2019

No it's a junior high on Cortelyou which is completely...

@tammieetc No it's a junior high on Cortelyou which is completely useless to me but I do usually go get an omelette after voting.
Jun 25, 2019

so are you supposed to drink water or not

so are you supposed to drink water or not
Jun 25, 2019

They have other people freestyle it but he's 100,000x...

@heatheremerrick They have other people freestyle it but he's 100,000x better.
Jun 25, 2019

At least the rain stopped.

@kitabet At least the rain stopped.
Jun 25, 2019

It was verrrry quiet. Workers outnumbered voters maybe 12...

@kitabet It was verrrry quiet. Workers outnumbered voters maybe 12 to 1. Apparently I was the sixth person to vote in 37.
Jun 25, 2019

Three weeks later: Re: re: re: some thoughts on carousel

@salutaimee Three weeks later:

Re: re: re: some thoughts on carousel
Jun 25, 2019

People criticize NYC but where else do you get to vote...

People criticize NYC but where else do you get to vote every single week?
Jun 24, 2019

This book is a next-level Brooklyn 2nd-grade public school...

This book is a next-level Brooklyn 2nd-grade public school artifact, left to right: Dr. Mae Jemison, possibly Temple Grandin, Basquiat, Harvey Milk, Ada Lovelace, Coco Chanel, (not sure), maybe Wilma Rudolph, Maya Angelou, poss. Gandhi. twitter.com/...
Jun 24, 2019

Daughter's fox https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11433200808...

Daughter's fox twitter.com/...
Jun 24, 2019

it's crazy- town banana- pants!

it's crazy-
town banana-
pants!
Jun 23, 2019

an enormous amount of consent

@Greg_Lindsay an enormous amount of consent
Jun 23, 2019

this is definitely too many ideas or possibly just one...

@Greg_Lindsay this is definitely too many ideas or possibly just one ideas

it's a foxhog
Jun 23, 2019

oh they're having the free solo guy interviewed by bret...

@Greg_Lindsay oh they're having the free solo guy interviewed by bret stephens this is too good

Guided 5K Trail Run @ the Walter Isaacson Center

The Internet Era: How Connectivity Is Reshaping the World

"This event is not open to adults over 25 years of age."
Jun 23, 2019

a koch pavilion incurs certain obligations

@Greg_Lindsay a koch pavilion incurs certain obligations
Jun 23, 2019

oh there's a few that are okay. i recognize some of my...

@Greg_Lindsay oh there's a few that are okay. i recognize some of my fellow thinkfluencers on there making The Ultimate Sacrifice.
Jun 23, 2019

what happens to the puppies after i wonder

@Greg_Lindsay what happens to the puppies after i wonder
Jun 23, 2019

When client A comes in and wants a proposal I want to...

@tomcritchlow When client A comes in and wants a proposal I want to quickly know who A's peers are (B, C, and D) and then I want to be able to get lots of detail about A,B,C,&D. Most orgs we talk to have this data in their marketing orgs but not their product orgs. So I can be helpful.
Jun 23, 2019

Apparently the digitally-enabled sous vide device space is...

Apparently the digitally-enabled sous vide device space is filled with tales of bagstabbing. twitter.com/...
Jun 23, 2019

Poll: Of the various SEO/site/platform competitive analysis...

Poll: Of the various SEO/site/platform competitive analysis tools which do you like best? If none of these four please tell me. Mostly it's for research--I want to understand who the competitors are for any client who comes in the door.
Jun 23, 2019

Thank you, Joel. Sigh.

@jpotisch Thank you, Joel. Sigh.
Jun 22, 2019

This is majestic

@510home This is majestic
Jun 22, 2019

The Heat is an amazing movie and I've watched it four times.

The Heat is an amazing movie and I've watched it four times.
Jun 21, 2019

Would I enjoy Nemo Gentleman Vangelis Ganglion?

Would I enjoy Nemo Gentleman Vangelis Ganglion?
Jun 21, 2019

oh that's soooooooothing

@Bill_Braine oh that's soooooooothing
Jun 21, 2019

Heavy rain is God's way of letting us know that NYC's...

Heavy rain is God's way of letting us know that NYC's infrastructure is utterly unprepared for climate change.
Jun 20, 2019

This wouldn't work for the Discord IPO.

@hunterwalk This wouldn't work for the Discord IPO.
Jun 20, 2019

A sci-fi story where the main character is an utterly...

A sci-fi story where the main character is an utterly committed activist who spends all their time online arguing their beliefs and then comes to realize they're a bot.
Jun 20, 2019

in honor of my 12 years on Twitter oh who gives a shit

in honor of my 12 years on Twitter oh who gives a shit
Jun 20, 2019

I agree completely but certain factions in my own family...

@joshuatopolsky I agree completely but certain factions in my own family are trying to silence my free speech.
Jun 20, 2019

Please God how https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/11416585243...

Please God how twitter.com/...
Jun 19, 2019

I'm going to admit I haven't fully thought this one through.

@theodoreross I'm going to admit I haven't fully thought this one through.
Jun 19, 2019

Not enough landfill to make it to SI. But I bet you could...

@theodoreross Not enough landfill to make it to SI. But I bet you could fill in the rest with a trillion dollars or so. twitter.com/...
Jun 19, 2019

Enough of this bullshit. It's time to fill in the East...

Enough of this bullshit. It's time to fill in the East River and build the quadborough arcology.
Jun 19, 2019

All of the @PostlightStudio employees are in town and we...

All of the @PostlightStudio employees are in town and we are all on an emceed bus that has sideways stadium seating. twitter.com/...
Jun 19, 2019

Nick needs a large raise. https://twitter.com/toomuchnick/st...

Nick needs a large raise. twitter.com/...
Jun 19, 2019

I guess your email went to my spam filter or something.

@toomuchnick I guess your email went to my spam filter or something.
Jun 18, 2019

BANNERS. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/11410208...

Jun 18, 2019

Inner self #1: Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. They accidentally an...

Inner self #1: Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. They accidentally an economy.

Inner self #2: Would be kind of fun to work on it, though.
Jun 18, 2019

It's going to be a long century....

It's going to be a long century. twitter.com/...
Jun 18, 2019

The two best parts of every state park....

The two best parts of every state park. twitter.com/...
Jun 18, 2019

Is this why everyone is talking about mycrowfrontends?

@gnat Is this why everyone is talking about mycrowfrontends?
Jun 18, 2019

I'd just like to say that's a very pleasant nook. I'm a...

@SaraJChipps @goldman @hunterwalk @iano I'd just like to say that's a very pleasant nook. I'm a nook fan and I've seen a lot of nooks.
Jun 17, 2019

(I won't have surgery for two weeks.)

(I won't have surgery for two weeks.)
Jun 17, 2019

Judging by tonight the next ten days are not going to fly...

Judging by tonight the next ten days are not going to fly by.
Jun 17, 2019

I never would have expected you to have this opinion.

@amyhoy I never would have expected you to have this opinion.
Jun 17, 2019

Are dentists even doctors?

@shabbychef Are dentists even doctors?
Jun 17, 2019

I'm a fat ruddy giant who wore boots today so I don't think...

@mimismartypants I'm a fat ruddy giant who wore boots today so I don't think I gave off the "minor in creative writing" vibe as much as I would have liked.
Jun 17, 2019

Anyway something to look forward to!

Anyway something to look forward to!
Jun 17, 2019

Turns out I just need to have my wisdom teeth out and also...

Turns out I just need to have my wisdom teeth out and also one molar that has been destroyed by my wisdom teeth, which is why it's a pulsing ball of woe. So just five of my largest teeth. The dentist said I look like I can handle a lot of pain, which is great to hear.
Jun 17, 2019

I'm 44 and never had a cavity. My molar really hurts in a...

I'm 44 and never had a cavity. My molar really hurts in a new way—like when something touches the tooth it feels like my brain is filled ball lightning. I'm at the dentist. How much pain am I going to experience in the next hour?
Jun 17, 2019

Kindles make for bad neighbors

@tonygill99 Kindles make for bad neighbors
Jun 17, 2019

Happy Cannes to all the bronds!

Happy Cannes to all the bronds!
Jun 17, 2019

Skimming is fine. The ending is exactly what you'd expect.

@willf Skimming is fine. The ending is exactly what you'd expect.
Jun 17, 2019

I'm still alive, so it's sure as hell acceptable to skim it.

@aaronlammer I'm still alive, so it's sure as hell acceptable to skim it.
Jun 17, 2019

Review: It's a sequel to REAMDE, which, well. First 1/2 is...

Review: It's a sequel to REAMDE, which, well. First 1/2 is fine if you like techno-culture scenery chewed (I do). Second 1/2 is watching someone play MINECRAFT: PARADISE LOST EDITION for 1,000 years. It does have an ending.
Jun 16, 2019

This is the current winner for all-time shittiest leadgen....

This is the current winner for all-time shittiest leadgen. twitter.com/...
Jun 15, 2019

That's not us that's t h e a l g o r i t h m

@toomuchnick That's not us that's t h e a l g o r i t h m
Jun 15, 2019

But seriously in either direction lies blockchains and I...

But seriously in either direction lies blockchains and I just don't have it in me.
Jun 15, 2019

I've been told I'm not critical enough of the big tech...

I've been told I'm not critical enough of the big tech platforms by one smart person and not optimistic enough about tech by another smart person and I've never felt more like a smug NYC play-it-down-the-middle dipshit writer. And it's wonderful. But of course they're both right.
Jun 15, 2019

Most people don't think of NYC as a beach town but it is....

Most people don't think of NYC as a beach town but it is. twitter.com/...
Jun 15, 2019

that's...incredible discipline

@Choire that's...incredible discipline
Jun 15, 2019

This is true and I admire you for saying it out loud.

@kate_mckean This is true and I admire you for saying it out loud.
Jun 14, 2019

Friends it's Five Star Friday! Go on iTunes and give your...

Friends it's Five Star Friday! Go on iTunes and give your favorite podcast five stars. It makes a difference. twitter.com/...
Jun 14, 2019

This is a great idea!!!!!

@hondanhon This is a great idea!!!!!
Jun 14, 2019

Dooooo it https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/11395173128248...

Jun 14, 2019

Who you are like the only person in tech whose kids can...

@jenniferdaniel Who you are like the only person in tech whose kids can understand their job.
Jun 14, 2019

First one that made me gasp.

@nwfoodette First one that made me gasp.
Jun 14, 2019

What is an opinion you deeply hold that few people expect...

What is an opinion you deeply hold that few people expect you to have at all? For example, I strongly believe that Ray of Light is the best Madonna album.
Jun 14, 2019

The lost opportunity not to name Jordan Peterson's new...

The lost opportunity not to name Jordan Peterson's new social network actual.ly. twitter.com/...
Jun 13, 2019

Don't be a Guy of La Mancha be a Man of La Mancha.

Don't be a Guy of La Mancha be a Man of La Mancha.
Jun 13, 2019

this is like reading a neal stephenson novel in real time

@goldman @iano this is like reading a neal stephenson novel in real time
Jun 13, 2019

Oof. It's scary. Glad you're okay.

@capndesign Oof. It's scary. Glad you're okay.
Jun 13, 2019

<toast> is a <marquee> element.

<toast> is a <marquee> element.
Jun 13, 2019

My father just emailed this with no further context and it...

My father just emailed this with no further context and it feels like reality is melting. twitter.com/...
Jun 12, 2019

Salome was the first modern web programmer because she...

Salome was the first modern web programmer because she definitely preferred headless.
Jun 12, 2019

I have sprinklers And I am the law

@JPaskin I have sprinklers
And I am the law
Jun 12, 2019

I promised myself I’d stop and yet there I was.

@emilybell I promised myself I’d stop and yet there I was.
Jun 12, 2019

Southwestern wrap

@kfan Southwestern wrap
Jun 12, 2019

You've already made a bad choice namely Pret breakfast. No...

You've already made a bad choice namely Pret breakfast. No further choice can redeem that.
Jun 12, 2019

Apparently the only way to tell the difference between...

Apparently the only way to tell the difference between yogurt cups at Pret is by standing there and thoughtfully touching each one.
Jun 12, 2019

Pret has like two breakfast items and apparently it's the...

Pret has like two breakfast items and apparently it's the hardest decision some people will ever make.
Jun 11, 2019

When will science create a dentist that calls you back?

When will science create a dentist that calls you back?
Jun 11, 2019

It's my actual job.

@edd It's my actual job.
Jun 11, 2019

This is beautifully lazy. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

This is beautifully lazy. twitter.com/...
Jun 11, 2019

(pulls out thick binder) let's start with the recipes

@gabrielsnyder @CJR (pulls out thick binder) let's start with the recipes
Jun 11, 2019

when they all sing about service packs i choke up awful

@phyllisstein when they all sing about service packs i choke up awful
Jun 11, 2019

Weird that Microsoft opened their loft in Times Square but...

@phyllisstein Weird that Microsoft opened their loft in Times Square but I get it.
Jun 11, 2019

google was going to open a loft but they opened a mall...

google was going to open a loft but they opened a mall instead and none of the stores make sense
Jun 11, 2019

when you first visit amazon loft the coffee is free but...

when you first visit amazon loft the coffee is free but then one day it costs $30,000 without warning
Jun 11, 2019

i'm surprised it's in just one big place and not like 30...

i'm surprised it's in just one big place and not like 30 little tiny places scattered all over the city with addresses you can't remember
Jun 11, 2019

amazon web services has a "loft" in nyc...

amazon web services has a "loft" in nyc google.com/...
Jun 11, 2019

Edit artifacts: "In the quoted commit it's 'Imagemagick'...

Edit artifacts:

"In the quoted commit it's 'Imagemagick' but the next sentence has correct 'ImageMagick', god bless the copy editor."

"NO space in changelog...eh forget it."

"Linebreak on '.com' is rough, but I yield."

(This tweet has been edited and condensed for clarity.)
Jun 11, 2019

I would like to share with you, the readers of the New York...

I would like to share with you, the readers of the New York Times Magazine, my deeply normal love of reading open source project git commit logs. nyti.ms/...
Jun 11, 2019

The first jinx is just plain jinx The second jinx is...

The first jinx is just plain jinx

The second jinx is double jinx

The third jinx is triple jinx

The fourth jinx is quadruple jinx

The fifth jinx is black magic jinx

The sixth jinx is ultimate unicorn death jinx
Jun 11, 2019

Well hell, many belated thanks to Jean Purdy....

Well hell, many belated thanks to Jean Purdy. nytimes.com/...
Jun 10, 2019

My optimum just died and my neighbors

@patbits My optimum just died and my neighbors
Jun 8, 2019

🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

@jenniferdaniel 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
Jun 8, 2019

This industry takes itself more and more seriously as it...

@felixsalmon @page88 This industry takes itself more and more seriously as it shrinks and that was never what made magazines great. That element of folly is so key and the length was part of the folly.
Jun 8, 2019

We were joking about it in comparison to Hersey before it...

@felixsalmon @page88 We were joking about it in comparison to Hersey before it came out. WWII vs JavaScript. People interpreted its success in a lot of ways but it was just a big fun piece of service journalism, it looked beautiful in print, and it was joyful and alive online and had a little robot.
Jun 8, 2019

The whole focus was kind of comic. I was known but not a...

@felixsalmon @page88 The whole focus was kind of comic. I was known but not a name. I was trying to get Postlight moving and leaving media. There's no reporting. It's a comic essay framed fictionally about a subject people find exhausting.
Jun 8, 2019

In objective terms yes, because people continue to read it...

@felixsalmon @page88 In objective terms yes, because people continue to read it and it is referenced as as an intro to the industry, is on syllabi, and I get emails about it from students, etc. For me it's the sense that I got to be part of a totally ridiculous gambit that paid off for everyone.
Jun 8, 2019

Also Virginia you...finished your book. Which has many...

@page88 Also Virginia you...finished your book. Which has many words!
Jun 8, 2019

It's a comically bad length and it leads to padding and...

@page88 It's a comically bad length and it leads to padding and awkward memoir. Very few subjects can sustain overheated magazine prose for that length. Esp. as written by our serious reporting men.
Jun 8, 2019

I'd say I have about 6,000 words of thoughts at $2/word.

I'd say I have about 6,000 words of thoughts at $2/word.
Jun 8, 2019

This is not the start of a thread. I just have a lot of...

This is not the start of a thread. I just have a lot of thoughts.
Jun 8, 2019

I have a lot of thoughts about cover stories and article...

I have a lot of thoughts about cover stories and article length.
Jun 7, 2019

Mo's world is so different than my world. I noticed that...

Mo's world is so different than my world. I noticed that Core has really good branding. twitter.com/...
Jun 7, 2019

This is so real, it's fun but it also brings calm, and then...

@speckledwords This is so real, it's fun but it also brings calm, and then who among us can actually put down what they truly believe in concrete terms, and then you're like "ulgh total virgo move."
Jun 7, 2019

I think that's a big part of it. I think it starts fun and...

@RobbMonn I think that's a big part of it. I think it starts fun and then it's calming.
Jun 7, 2019

people believe all kinds of things and astrology is no...

@bn2b people believe all kinds of things and astrology is no goofier than many other systems it's just wild that it's like 30% of the feed whereas protestantism is like 1%
Jun 7, 2019

I mean I get it it's just... Sigh.

I mean I get it it's just...

Sigh.
Jun 7, 2019

how in the world are people back into astrology

how in the world are people back into astrology
Jun 7, 2019

These are really coming along.

@jackrusher These are really coming along.
Jun 6, 2019

It's from 6 years ago can't change the past.

@maureenflaherty It's from 6 years ago can't change the past.
Jun 5, 2019

The nerd is already in love with the action girl.

The nerd is already in love with the action girl.
Jun 5, 2019

Once again in my stupid adult life I am reading a Neal...

Once again in my stupid adult life I am reading a Neal Stephenson novel.
Jun 5, 2019

(polygamously) my wives

(polygamously) my wives
Jun 5, 2019

then there's the cherry blossoms which last about as long...

@katienotopoulos @toomuchnick @maureenflaherty then there's the cherry blossoms which last about as long as an avocado and consist of people yelling at your children
Jun 5, 2019

and I went on an early date there that was nearly fatal, it...

@toomuchnick @katienotopoulos @maureenflaherty and I went on an early date there that was nearly fatal, it was 30,000 degrees and we were both sweating, and the hairiest man we've ever seen was sitting shirtless by a little pond, we've never forgotten it
Jun 5, 2019

I want to create a personalized news startup called Some...

I want to create a personalized news startup called Some Personal News and then hire a bunch of people from on here, and just lean back and enjoy the results.
Jun 5, 2019

This is what a happy infant feels when it sees a parent's...

This is what a happy infant feels when it sees a parent's face.
Jun 5, 2019

This is cool Jeff Bezos and I can take the M55 bus to South...

This is cool Jeff Bezos and I can take the M55 bus to South Ferry together! twitter.com/...
Jun 4, 2019

This is actually kind of exceptional even for NYC.

@AmandaSvachula This is actually kind of exceptional even for NYC.
Jun 4, 2019

Sorta serendipitous this posted on Eid and right as I...

Sorta serendipitous this posted on Eid and right as I opened the blinds I saw that the mosque across the street is overflowing with people.
Jun 4, 2019

I mean...makes sense.

@jackrusher I mean...makes sense.
Jun 3, 2019

Public accountability statement that no matter what future...

Public accountability statement that no matter what future Paul says, he doesn't need to buy any more expensive desktop computers from Apple, and if he says he does please refer him to this tweet.
Jun 3, 2019

Teachers should teach this, it is great and offers no easy...

Teachers should teach this, it is great and offers no easy answers aside from “listen.” twitter.com/...
Jun 2, 2019

early dot matrix output is known as 24-pincunabula

@john_overholt early dot matrix output is known as 24-pincunabula
Jun 2, 2019

You know it's a kids eye view but everything is serious,...

@goldman You know it's a kids eye view but everything is serious, the series hits anti-Semitism, class warfare, religious differences, death, corruption, provincialism, etc. It's like fun Ibsen for kids.
Jun 2, 2019

Source: this beloved children's classic...

Source: this beloved children's classic twitter.com/...
Jun 2, 2019

Sometimes you just want those mumps....

Sometimes you just want those mumps. twitter.com/...
Jun 2, 2019

You can see the pixels https://psmag.com/environment/robot-l...

@quinns You can see the pixels psmag.com/...
Jun 2, 2019

who's better than havi no one!

@seldo who's better than havi
no one!
Jun 1, 2019

True classic. Combine it with a very calm walk through...

@brianvan True classic. Combine it with a very calm walk through Marine Park.
Jun 1, 2019

Wow that's calming as the birds steadily return to...

@Bill_Braine Wow that's calming as the birds steadily return to dominance as the siren fades
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