This house is built like software.
This house is built like software. realtor.com/...
➛Ftrain, by Paul Ford
July 2019
Judging from Twitter tonight caps lock is the one key on...
Judging from Twitter tonight caps lock is the one key on the MacBook Pro keyboard that works just fine.
➛Tweet
Work Slack Monday morning.
I don't want to know what happens when the DOM can legally...
I wonder if they will bring this tweet up as evidence when...
I wonder if they will bring this tweet up as evidence when they prosecute my generation in the Climate Trials of 2043.
➛Then again, climate change, the joke's on them.
Then again, climate change, the joke's on them.
➛My kids learned ironic delivery overnight. It's very...
My kids learned ironic delivery overnight. It's very troubling.
Son last night, after I yelled at him to get dressed for bed: “Oh, certainly, ‘father.’”
Daughter this morning as I tried to put on my belt in the elevator: “Well, that's just amusing.”
Not this. Not like this.
➛Son last night, after I yelled at him to get dressed for bed: “Oh, certainly, ‘father.’”
Daughter this morning as I tried to put on my belt in the elevator: “Well, that's just amusing.”
Not this. Not like this.
I've seen a lot of the Internet and a lot of it is not...
I've seen a lot of the Internet and a lot of it is not good. But I think that the large cat asking for fruit loøps is great.
➛Well except WordPress.
Well except WordPress.
➛Listen to me. There are no winners in a CMS war.
what if Cats is secretly the sequel to Avatar
what if Cats is secretly the sequel to Avatar
➛I had my wisdom teeth out a few weeks ago and I keep...
I had my wisdom teeth out a few weeks ago and I keep flashing back to it—not because of the pain but because it was this hour when I had no responsibilities and couldn't use social media. Two people were touching me, I was high as hell, and I knew there'd be ice cream later.
➛People were so pretentious about really dumb lofi indie...
People were so pretentious about really dumb lofi indie rock in the 1990s, the whole era was kind of a Weenage Tasteland.
➛A piece of software I thought about this weekend that I...
A piece of software I thought about this weekend that I will never create:
1) Take the NYT and parse the meta tags to figure out different people in the stories.
2) Make a roguelike. As you explore rooms you can talk to/rob/hit those people.
3) As they die their stories pop up.
➛1) Take the NYT and parse the meta tags to figure out different people in the stories.
2) Make a roguelike. As you explore rooms you can talk to/rob/hit those people.
3) As they die their stories pop up.
People were very nice after my son starting gushing blood...
People were very nice after my son starting gushing blood out of a head wound at the park sprinklers today. Thank you for the paper towels and for looking away from me while I removed my undershirt to clean up all the blood. Everything was fine after the screaming. Head wounds!
➛It's actually just a 2x engineer they're using binary.
It's actually just a 2x engineer they're using binary.
➛Vine is back!
Caught in Battery tunnel traffic on the bus for 40 mins,...
Caught in Battery tunnel traffic on the bus for 40 mins, losing my patience, until I realized they're probably checking vehicles because of the women's soccer tickertape parade later today, at which pt I immediately thought, that's right, let me wait, keep our sweaty angels safe.
➛This new thing where you go to a website for some software...
This new thing where you go to a website for some software as a service product you've never seen before, and the tab starts blinking, going "You have two new messages!" in some imaginary "inbox" is shameless garbage.
➛Saying headless CMS is the same as saying horseless...
Saying headless CMS is the same as saying horseless carriage.
➛Everyone: you can't reduce philosophy to a bumper...
wait @ogilvy what?
Full text searchable tweet archive: $ pip install...
So many wonderful things that RSS solved, lost to time.
now i'm paranoid
@aaronlammer @craigmod now i'm paranoid
➛yeah but you could set up a bot to autoreply
there is a short path between m'ladyism and nerds just...
oh god
hmm
It's pronounced learn-ed league isn't it
Okay that was mean I'm sorry.
Wait I thought that was just trivia for people who like...
idea: a mailing list where you have to reply to the prompt...
idea: a mailing list where you have to reply to the prompt every day (or once a week) or you get automatically unsubscribed
➛just to get past the part where you want to avoid the...
see http://pizzagan.csail.mit.edu/#Dataset (add olives)
i trained a gan on the democratic candidates and had...
i trained a gan on the democratic candidates and had mechanical turk workers classify the ones that looked like winners, this is democracy now
➛more for emotional than practical reasons
more for emotional than practical reasons
➛the irish don't work that way
@xxbobbyzxx the irish don't work that way
➛a service where someone comes over and you dictate the...
a service where someone comes over and you dictate the email to them and they send it from your account
➛You know I just keep thinking about it. Basically things...
@extrafora You know I just keep thinking about it. Basically things have gotten worse in every way since 2013. The only thing that simplifies things for the user is...monopolies.
➛Fair
@joeljohnson Fair
➛The movement for active verb tense was purely so the NSA...
@modernserf The movement for active verb tense was purely so the NSA could spy more efficiently.
➛That's exactly right.
@Bill_Braine That's exactly right.
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