We drive past a store called FOX FLOORS. Me to kids: I'm a...

We drive past a store called FOX FLOORS.

Me to kids: I'm a fox and I want to give my gurl fren somethin speshul.

Kids: FOX FLOWERS!

Me to wife, quietly: I am a man who is...passionate about flooring.

Wife: Shut UP.

Me: Either way my girlfriend is named Lynn O'Leum
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