To 6yo twins: Yes, we missed the bus, but we can walk to...

To 6yo twins: Yes, we missed the bus, but we can walk to camp and talk!

[Pause]

Son: Daddy, do the Yankees suck?

Me: Well that's compli—

Daughter: I know the n-word.

Me: Whoa, baby—that's not our word. We—[Pause]. Wait—[Kneeling]—whisper what it is.

Daughter: Mutants.
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