Daughter: What has two hands and no legs? Me: I don't...
Daughter: What has two hands and no legs?
Me: I don't know.
Daughter: I can't tell you until I've eaten the whole thing.
(I look up in horror, then realize she's reading a joke off a popsicle stick and not done eating it yet.)
➛Me: I don't know.
Daughter: I can't tell you until I've eaten the whole thing.
(I look up in horror, then realize she's reading a joke off a popsicle stick and not done eating it yet.)