March 2019

Mar 31, 2019

What is one book from the future you wish you could read...

What is one book from the future you wish you could read today? For me it's the DSM-10.
Mar 31, 2019

Happy trans visibility day to the wonderful trans super...

Happy trans visibility day to the wonderful trans super nerds I share stupid puns with on here.
Mar 31, 2019

I feel this way about the Algebra 2 teacher who called me a...

@jrobertlennon I feel this way about the Algebra 2 teacher who called me a lazy slob in front of the class the week my dad moved out.
Mar 31, 2019

Looks like we pushed nature too far....

Looks like we pushed nature too far. twitter.com/...
Mar 30, 2019

Спасибо, что поделились своими ценными мыслями.

@VOTEMAGA2020 @PostlightStudio @pledgepl Спасибо, что поделились своими ценными мыслями.
Mar 29, 2019

I mean like everything with kids it's complicated! The...

@brianvan I mean like everything with kids it's complicated! The systems we use to rank and support schools are inherently biased and people use that to make decisions.
Mar 29, 2019

BTW I know parenting is complicated and I know your snuggly...

BTW I know parenting is complicated and I know your snuggly parsnips are very special.
Mar 29, 2019

best part of my day

@spladow best part of my day
Mar 29, 2019

Fellow white Ditmas BK parents, PS139's enrollment is...

Fellow white Ditmas BK parents, PS139's enrollment is falling as this neighborhood grows. Apparently we're sending our beloved little garlic cloves to other school$. But it's a GOOD SCHOOL. Why move to this diverse neighborhood and not go there? DMs open for justifications.
Mar 29, 2019

I'll explain this later

@xxbobbyzxx I'll explain this later
Mar 29, 2019

This is real why isn't there a feature anywhere to...

@RickWebb @slavin_fpo @heyitsnoah @richziade This is real why isn't there a feature anywhere to automatically border a box shape with a properly fitted left or right squiggle bracket?
Mar 29, 2019

The founding trainers intended a government where you'd...

@xuhulk The founding trainers intended a government where you'd start on the local city council then evolve your way up to Congress, then Senate or Government, and eventually evolve into President. But then Pokédollars got involved.
Mar 29, 2019

Every @richziade document including contracts is born in...

@slavin_fpo @RickWebb @heyitsnoah Every @richziade document including contracts is born in that program.

Keynote can't be replaced in the firm.

IMO they should just merge them into one desktop/mobile/web product called Keynote with Flow, Landscape, and Grid modes.
Mar 29, 2019

Yeah but I loved it.

@laura_june Yeah but I loved it.
Mar 29, 2019

Generations aren't real things, merely undefined social...

Generations aren't real things, merely undefined social constructs that make it easy for people in the culture industry to ascribe significance to large swaths of pop culture, but that has nothing to do with why I won't vote for Bulbasaur for president.
Mar 29, 2019

Gen X erasure is extremely lamestain.

Gen X erasure is extremely lamestain.
Mar 29, 2019

Our beautiful trees will be left so naked in the snow!

@speckledwords @fascinated Our beautiful trees will be left so naked in the snow!
Mar 29, 2019

Gen X erasure Needs. To. Stop and you all need to give a...

Gen X erasure Needs. To. Stop and you all need to give a little respect won't you give me that you give me no I'm soooo in love with youuuuu
Mar 29, 2019

Not for delivery though we don't want a revolution

@fascinated Not for delivery though we don't want a revolution
Mar 28, 2019

Are you saying you...do not want the news.

@miriamkp Are you saying you...do not want the news.
Mar 27, 2019

Truth coming out of her sofa to shame mankind

@WSJMag Truth coming out of her sofa to shame mankind
Mar 27, 2019

I'm REALLY proud of our small-but-growing @PostlightStudio...

I'm REALLY proud of our small-but-growing @PostlightStudio for making a commitment to parental leave, proud of @merefranz for pushing for it to happen, and proud that we have welcomed EIGHT kids with four more kids on the way. postlight.com/...
Mar 27, 2019

Poll: Buying a second weighted blanket.

Poll: Buying a second weighted blanket.
Mar 27, 2019

You...are

@tolar You...are
Mar 27, 2019

Our experience is lotsa clicks and no conversions....

Our experience is lotsa clicks and no conversions. twitter.com/...
Mar 26, 2019

Hahahha I got into so much trouble just having a computer...

@espiers Hahahha I got into so much trouble just having a computer and making blasphemous zines
Mar 26, 2019

Bobby is the whole squad ready

@xxbobbyzxx Bobby is the whole squad ready
Mar 26, 2019

No you have to wait years which is nothing compared to how...

@goldman No you have to wait years which is nothing compared to how long the Been Gesserit waited
Mar 26, 2019

It's true why punish your past self when you could instead...

It's true why punish your past self when you could instead accept your past self. twitter.com/...
Mar 26, 2019

I think I found the bug. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1...

I think I found the bug. twitter.com/...
Mar 26, 2019

you are going to take your max richter or hans zimmer as...

@goldman you are going to take your max richter or hans zimmer as paul rides a worm and you're going to love it
Mar 26, 2019

Hour or two a week for me, couple hours with the kids,...

@dschatsky Hour or two a week for me, couple hours with the kids, maybe once a year I watch some whole NetFlix thing.
Mar 26, 2019

According to (IV) (3) (c) if you bring a puppet you can do...

@goldman @claydumas According to (IV) (3) (c) if you bring a puppet you can do two opening statements.
Mar 26, 2019

How much TV/Hulu/Netflix/HBO/etc do you watch?

How much TV/Hulu/Netflix/HBO/etc do you watch?
Mar 25, 2019

Let's see if she emails

@fadopapi Let's see if she emails
Mar 25, 2019

The nice young lady selling me new clothes at the big &...

The nice young lady selling me new clothes at the big & tall store just got out of a programming boot camp, and we're going to talk through her portfolio over email.
Mar 24, 2019

No but I love that song and Blossom Dearie, and introducing...

@stannieholt No but I love that song and Blossom Dearie, and introducing them to it is an excellent idea, thank you.
Mar 24, 2019

My kids are playing a game where you make puns with the...

My kids are playing a game where you make puns with the states, like “Where do pencils live?” (Pennsylvania) and so far I've got “How does Tommy Wiseau greet the letter ‘O’?” and “What do you call someone who is extremely cautious about small valleys aka dells?”
Mar 23, 2019

It’s been realllllly rough.

@ChappellTracker It’s been realllllly rough.
Mar 23, 2019

It was a different time when, wild as it sounds, we WANTED...

@hegelhegelhegel It was a different time when, wild as it sounds, we WANTED NDeGT to be right about things.
Mar 22, 2019

It's so amazing that they titled a crime drama set in...

It's so amazing that they titled a crime drama set in Boston "The Departed" so that you HAVE to do an accent when you say it, it's like titling an Australian movie "A Good Day to Die" or a New York movie, "Your Europe."
Mar 22, 2019

I named this event https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lets-put-the...

I named this event eventbrite.com/...
Mar 22, 2019

That explains your frequent podcast appearances on...

@katienotopoulos That explains your frequent podcast appearances on Chinchilla Bang Bang
Mar 22, 2019

I notice you didn't mention your sex chinchillas

@katienotopoulos I notice you didn't mention your sex chinchillas
Mar 22, 2019

Could god create a business model for local journalism so...

Could god create a business model for local journalism so stable that he himself could not disrupt it?
Mar 22, 2019

will there be blogging in heaven

will there be blogging in heaven
Mar 21, 2019

That does change the moral a little yes

@RickWebb That does change the moral a little yes
Mar 21, 2019

This story is like a parable of parenting.

@RickWebb This story is like a parable of parenting.
Mar 21, 2019

How many scarves do you own?

How many scarves do you own?
Mar 21, 2019

Producer: Listen, it's 2019, we have to give people what...

Producer: Listen, it's 2019, we have to give people what they want.

Dido: I said arpeggiate the fucking strings, Carl.
Mar 21, 2019

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Mar 21, 2019

Everyone here with all the Theranos what happened to...

Everyone here with all the Theranos what happened to Therayesssssssssssssssss
Mar 21, 2019

RubberBandits 2020 https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/...

RubberBandits 2020 twitter.com/...
Mar 21, 2019

just take out the phones and plug in 56k modems to every...

@sophaskins just take out the phones and plug in 56k modems to every machine
Mar 21, 2019

In-app purchases are the worst thing that has happened to...

In-app purchases are the worst thing that has happened to software. twitter.com/...
Mar 20, 2019

Actually they just sent me the new list not acknowledging...

@RickWebb Actually they just sent me the new list not acknowledging I'd been on the old one.
Mar 20, 2019

Harper's removed me as a contributing editor by asking me...

@RickWebb Harper's removed me as a contributing editor by asking me to take my name off the masthead, since they had yet to hire anyone else who could update the site.
Mar 20, 2019

Oh and also it's warm in here could I hand you my vest?

@pjux Oh and also it's warm in here could I hand you my vest?
Mar 20, 2019

Hahaha fair I totally can take that feedback, although I do...

@pjux Hahaha fair I totally can take that feedback, although I do fund a girl's hacker space in Liberia called little:SMART:go. But also I'm parched from biking and WOULD take some water, what are my choices here?
Mar 20, 2019

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjgggggghggg

@icpetrie Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjgggggghggg
Mar 20, 2019

Sigh my inner manager won't allow me to keep making jokes...

@pjux Sigh my inner manager won't allow me to keep making jokes but I did enjoy being slightly mean in public
Mar 20, 2019

Jane, you ign--...uninformed...uh...victim of...

@mathowie @seldo Jane, you ign--...uninformed...uh...victim of patriarchy...huh.
Mar 20, 2019

Sucks! that reminds me, i would love to concept w your...

@pjux Sucks! that reminds me, i would love to concept w your leadership on revolutionizing the yerba supply chain using our ecosystem as a service platform. if I sent you a deck could you pass it on to a man?
Mar 20, 2019

i'm not keeping a calendar in 2019 since it interferes with...

@pjux i'm not keeping a calendar in 2019 since it interferes with my EIR role, but if s'bastians has yerba i could bike up
Mar 20, 2019

(TBH I think SV is just way way more flat-out savage than...

@pjux (TBH I think SV is just way way more flat-out savage than NYC.)
Mar 20, 2019

SORRY sorry. (Also I don't know if foo feels insidery any...

@pjux SORRY sorry. (Also I don't know if foo feels insidery any more, I'm out of touch.)
Mar 20, 2019

We can work on it at FOO Camp--I'll see if I can get you an...

@pjux We can work on it at FOO Camp--I'll see if I can get you an invite.
Mar 20, 2019

Just trotting out this great Internet thing...

Just trotting out this great Internet thing twitter.com/...
Mar 20, 2019

It's a beautiful horse

@xxbobbyzxx It's a beautiful horse
Mar 19, 2019

Quicksand haunts my dreams

@kzwa @harrisj Quicksand haunts my dreams
Mar 19, 2019

Laurie it's like early evening

@seldo Laurie it's like early evening
Mar 19, 2019

i'm not ready for the emotional pull of new microsoft...

i'm not ready for the emotional pull of new microsoft microsoft.com/...
Mar 19, 2019

Saying things. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/11...

Saying things. twitter.com/...
Mar 19, 2019

Friends @richziade and I are doing an extra-nerdy evening...

Friends @richziade and I are doing an extra-nerdy evening live podcast recording at @PostlightStudio here in NYC, Thursday, April 11 at 6PM meetup.com/... come and eat the food and drink the drink and listen to us make fun of technology gently for 30 minutes.
Mar 19, 2019

I'm a vacuum parent I suck at parenting.

I'm a vacuum parent I suck at parenting.
Mar 19, 2019

Steve Jobs: look at this iPhone it is beautiful Audience:...

Steve Jobs: look at this iPhone it is beautiful

Audience: ohhhhhhhh

Steve jobs: to make it work you secrete your grease onto it
Mar 18, 2019

A six-hour meeting is no big deal.

@margarita A six-hour meeting is no big deal.
Mar 18, 2019

Drew did the big peace-out a couple years ago, alas. Yep,...

@knowtheory @mercurytools Drew did the big peace-out a couple years ago, alas. Yep, just plain old Markov chains!
Mar 18, 2019

Spotify you have to chill https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

Spotify you have to chill twitter.com/...
Mar 16, 2019

I wish I'd worked overseas. I did for a few months but I...

@orchid8 I wish I'd worked overseas. I did for a few months but I wish I'd just gone to Europe or the Middle East for a year or two.
Mar 16, 2019

Ulgh yes it's the eternal struggle, @maureenflaherty and I...

@amyhoy Ulgh yes it's the eternal struggle, @maureenflaherty and I were talking about it minutes ago.
Mar 16, 2019

It's so cruel that Twitter will not let you vote in your...

It's so cruel that Twitter will not let you vote in your own polls.
Mar 16, 2019

What should you have done?

What should you have done?
Mar 16, 2019

Tough but fair https://twitter.com/netmanchris/status/110693...

Tough but fair twitter.com/...
Mar 15, 2019

uh god pizzagate people are gonna see “Praise the dough boy...

@ashleyfeinberg uh god pizzagate people are gonna see “Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.” from that poem
Mar 15, 2019

Congratulations to @textfiles on a great traffic day to...

Congratulations to @textfiles on a great traffic day to come!
Mar 15, 2019

laurie do you see how the "promises" don't resolve

@seldo laurie do you see how the "promises" don't resolve
Mar 15, 2019

not ready for this

@michelet not ready for this
Mar 15, 2019

I always think back to this and how it describes the...

@_cynar I always think back to this and how it describes the template nymag.com/...
Mar 14, 2019

If only there was a season in between, a winsum, or sumwin....

@karenmcgrane If only there was a season in between, a winsum, or sumwin. Like an anti-autumn. I don't know what you'd call it.
Mar 14, 2019

It goes by too fast but I think this code uses promises....

It goes by too fast but I think this code uses promises. twitter.com/...
Mar 13, 2019

No. That is a lot of spinning plates.

@danbri No. That is a lot of spinning plates.
Mar 13, 2019

I guess the guy who wrote the memo didn't work on this

@amyhoy I guess the guy who wrote the memo didn't work on this
Mar 13, 2019

Wait, holy crap. If I say, my wife just got her period, it...

@amyhoy Wait, holy crap. If I say, my wife just got her period, it absolutely knows to use the word. There is a lot of stuff nested in this model of the English language. It appears that in 2019 Google has fully acknowledged menstruation.
Mar 13, 2019

So yeah, there are probably a few kinks to work out, but in...

@amyhoy So yeah, there are probably a few kinks to work out, but in reality how often do you use the word p e r i o d? I guess it might be problematic for women who shed their uterine lining. But that's what like 2% of the population?
Mar 13, 2019

Yeah the pitocin is real. North Dakota. Galapagos. Calapan....

@amyhoy Yeah the pitocin is real. North Dakota. Galapagos. Calapan. An opticon. Can opticon. Panopticon. Holy s*** I got it. Now let's try to stop. Stop does not work. You have to say. I'm trying to say. It keeps adding punctuation what I try to say P e r i o d. The word.
Mar 13, 2019

I had to capitalize slack. And it is weird to say the word...

@amyhoy I had to capitalize slack. And it is weird to say the word "period."
Mar 13, 2019

Look, I actually love typing. It's how I compose and think....

@amyhoy Look, I actually love typing. It's how I compose and think. But on mobile it's a nightmare, and I love being able to dispatch emails or deal with Slack stuff using a phone. And it's really really good.
Mar 13, 2019

Maybe night mode for photography but that might talk to the...

@willsmith Maybe night mode for photography but that might talk to the server. I think it's local, I don't know. But that too is completely amazing.
Mar 13, 2019

It's not better, it's just faster, but there is no feature...

It's not better, it's just faster, but there is no feature more important than speed, and that lack of server delay makes it feel like It's a living responsive entity, instead of a computer talking to a service.
Mar 13, 2019

The new on-board speech to text processing on the Google...

The new on-board speech to text processing on the Google Pixel 3 is so ridiculously good that it feels like uncanny super future magic. It's changing my perception of how you could work in the future. The speed of it now that it doesn't need to hit a server makes it uncanny.
Mar 13, 2019

The fact that they were able to spell cantaloupe correctly...

@waxpancake The fact that they were able to spell cantaloupe correctly is really amazing.
Mar 13, 2019

Wow it can drink.

@richziade Wow it can drink.
Mar 13, 2019

My favorite is ETAGO which I still would like to see as a...

@ldodds My favorite is ETAGO which I still would like to see as a pasta sauce.
Mar 13, 2019

JSON is extremely protestant

@bennyfactor JSON is extremely protestant
Mar 13, 2019

Oh yeah it's something all right!

@timbray Oh yeah it's something all right!
Mar 13, 2019

You're right I keep getting a parse error from running `sp`

@reppep You're right I keep getting a parse error from running `sp`
Mar 13, 2019

Let me send it to WWW-SYNOD and see if we want to switch to...

Let me send it to WWW-SYNOD and see if we want to switch to a different schema for the holiday.
Mar 13, 2019

The problem is actually when we import the heaven element...

The problem is actually when we import the heaven element it's bringing with it RDF namespaces in the attribute that identifies which heaven and apparently we overwrote those namespaces in <!ENTITY section of the original DTD but that's offline—wait I'm not explaining it correctl
Mar 13, 2019

I mean it's fine we can just express it as...

I mean it's fine we can just express it as xconcur.org
Mar 13, 2019

I am aware that <heaven></hell> doesn't parse.

I am aware that <heaven></hell> doesn't parse.
Mar 13, 2019

It's good to see people celebrating but I'm East Coast...

It's good to see people celebrating but I'm East Coast Orthodox WWW. On October 1, 2024, I will celebrate the 30th anniversary of the W3C and the 38th birthday of ISO 8879:1986 Information processing (SGML). To celebrate, we open the tags of heaven and close the tags of hell.
Mar 13, 2019

it's very accurate

@Skeptimom it's very accurate
Mar 13, 2019

is blepfast tine wons mor https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

is blepfast tine wons mor twitter.com/...
Mar 13, 2019

"Never The Same Color"

@bennyfactor "Never The Same Color"
Mar 12, 2019

Thanks, I appreciate it.

@ginatrapani Thanks, I appreciate it.
Mar 12, 2019

Dan I'm WFH but if you like you can come out to Brooklyn...

@dfkoz Dan I'm WFH but if you like you can come out to Brooklyn and yell at me here.
Mar 12, 2019

At least 0.000001% of the perpetrators got caught.

@jimaley At least 0.000001% of the perpetrators got caught.
Mar 12, 2019

Was thinking about you today!

@jimaley Was thinking about you today!
Mar 12, 2019

you called this so early and you were totally right

@bluechoochoo you called this so early and you were totally right
Mar 12, 2019

whole thing ends with steve buscemi in a wood chipper out...

whole thing ends with steve buscemi in a wood chipper out behind USC
Mar 12, 2019

[Through gritted teeth.] Thanks again, Karen.

@karenmcgrane [Through gritted teeth.] Thanks again, Karen.
Mar 12, 2019

I also have a cold.

I also have a cold.
Mar 12, 2019

Cough medicine is expensive and so you don't use it unless...

Cough medicine is expensive and so you don't use it unless you have to. That's congestion pricing.
Mar 11, 2019

1) it was BAD before, I do not want to go back, and the...

@sogrady @redmonk @SlackHQ 1) it was BAD before, I do not want to go back, and the cross-organizational channels are really something special;
2) if that's failure then i don't want to succeed!
Mar 11, 2019

Where r u on diaps

@goldman Where r u on diaps
Mar 11, 2019

well USB C

@seldo well USB C
Mar 11, 2019

Remember when our hearts were truuuuue

@ranimolla Remember when our hearts were truuuuue
Mar 11, 2019

Then again https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/110508917742157...

Then again twitter.com/...
Mar 11, 2019

Oh yeah now it's a quorum.

@garychou Oh yeah now it's a quorum.
Mar 11, 2019

This just happened on my home screen and quarters started...

This just happened on my home screen and quarters started spraying out of my USB jack. twitter.com/...
Mar 11, 2019

Quantum computers need federal oversight because they are...

@everyplace Quantum computers need federal oversight because they are in so many states at once.
Mar 10, 2019

rule of thumb is always cut the first 10,000 hours

@jeffehobbs rule of thumb is always cut the first 10,000 hours
Mar 10, 2019

Lexus is promoting a 60,000 hour film on craftsmanship on...

Lexus is promoting a 60,000 hour film on craftsmanship on Amazon Prime that will have a special player so you can skip around. adage.com/...
Mar 10, 2019

At one point she says it has a ten horsepower engine, but...

At one point she says it has a ten horsepower engine, but they just move in to the next fact. twitter.com/...
Mar 9, 2019

Lines of text with side effects is a very easy interface to...

@Aelkus Lines of text with side effects is a very easy interface to remember!
Mar 9, 2019

MacOS didn't have a terminal and it was great. But batch-ey...

@Aelkus MacOS didn't have a terminal and it was great. But batch-ey daemon-ey things like web servers, and the desire to run and manage them everywhere, you might as well have a terminal. Also pipes are an amazing light stream based programming interface that operate right on files.
Mar 9, 2019

You have bested me.

@goldman You have bested me.
Mar 9, 2019

Your honor let the record show that the photograph entered...

@goldman Your honor let the record show that the photograph entered into evidence shows how the skin, stems, and seeds, and other remains of the poor victims were strudel over the room.
Mar 9, 2019

Fruits and nuts of the jury, as prosecutor in this case I...

@goldman Fruits and nuts of the jury, as prosecutor in this case I can tell you in no uncertain terms that the defendant is rotten to the core.
Mar 9, 2019

Suspect is a real sick individual, an apple who squeezed...

Suspect is a real sick individual, an apple who squeezed other apples to death and drank their blood. The charge is homicider.
Mar 9, 2019

My son won't believe me that a food court is a place with a...

My son won't believe me that a food court is a place with a judge where food is brought to justice.
Mar 9, 2019

This is can sell culture. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

This is can sell culture. twitter.com/...
Mar 8, 2019

There's just...no content. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

There's just...no content. twitter.com/...
Mar 8, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1104183485344960517/photo/...

Mar 8, 2019

i think about this and only this every day...

i think about this and only this every day johndcook.com/...
Mar 8, 2019

You know what I haven't done in a while is download a Bible...

You know what I haven't done in a while is download a Bible app, and that is how I subscribed to 50 separate newsletters.
Mar 8, 2019

Looks like Microsoft open-sourced Calculator just in time....

Looks like Microsoft open-sourced Calculator just in time. twitter.com/...
Mar 8, 2019

Some personnel news! Building software is hard and these...

Some personnel news! Building software is hard and these two humans are unbelievably good at it. postlight.com/...
Mar 8, 2019

Oh no he's a very special case this is the rest of them

@Dockjaw Oh no he's a very special case this is the rest of them
Mar 8, 2019

Comedian career trajectory: Phase 1: Filthy sex...

Comedian career trajectory:

Phase 1: Filthy sex stories

Phase 2: Serious explorations of inner life, slowly unpacking past experiences and traumas and exploring the line between sadness and joy

Phase 3: Depressing sex stories
Mar 7, 2019

Did we run out of pluses because I will go down to the store

@PostlightStudio @ev_rat Did we run out of pluses because I will go down to the store
Mar 7, 2019

I draaaaaake your hand

@ibogost I draaaaaake your hand
Mar 6, 2019

I won't invest in crypto

@robdubbin I won't invest in crypto
Mar 6, 2019

I showed them a photo and they thinks it's super weird. Im...

@bn2b @harper @dylanreed I showed them a photo and they thinks it's super weird. Im not bringing it home they'll smear it with jelly.
Mar 6, 2019

so good, so incredibly good

@missginsu so good, so incredibly good
Mar 6, 2019

So @harper asked @dylanreed to make a puppet of me and send...

So @harper asked @dylanreed to make a puppet of me and send it to the office and I'm losing my mind. twitter.com/...
Mar 6, 2019

oof but also what a great pencil

@slavin_fpo oof but also what a great pencil
Mar 6, 2019

This week has been rough with the snow day, sick kid,...

This week has been rough with the snow day, sick kid, freezing cold, overdue library books, infirm parents, impending doom, missing deadline, normal nightmares, crowded bus, hole in sweater—however, I bought a three pack of four-color clicky pens.
Mar 6, 2019

They mostly made it through two long months before opening...

They mostly made it through two long months before opening the Pringles can labelled SNAKES, which isn't nothing.
Mar 6, 2019

Encouraging to once again see the Democrats in Congress...

Encouraging to once again see the Democrats in Congress fighting their one sworn enemy, themselves.
Mar 5, 2019

Also MayoSHOULD and MayoCOULD. https://twitter.com/wusa9/sta...

Also MayoSHOULD and MayoCOULD. twitter.com/...
Mar 4, 2019

i already have 2000 words which is why it's possible and...

i already have 2000 words which is why it's possible and about 1500 of them are pretentious and say nothing
Mar 4, 2019

it's really an amazing object and i have no memory of it

@davidhsiegel it's really an amazing object and i have no memory of it
Mar 4, 2019

okay five more pix and then i'm done

okay five more pix and then i'm done
Mar 4, 2019

i'm gonna run http://tweetit.py a few times for fun, hang on

i'm gonna run tweetit.py a few times for fun, hang on
Mar 4, 2019

lol no i hand-posted a few for kicks i think we're good (i...

@bennyfactor lol no i hand-posted a few for kicks i think we're good (i did visit crontab.guru, I'd left my minutes as *!)
Mar 4, 2019

Please be careful you are standing in an ice hole

@derektmead Please be careful you are standing in an ice hole
Mar 4, 2019

life, you know

@dietsch life, you know
Mar 4, 2019

on the downside it's a snow day and there are six kids at...

on the downside it's a snow day and there are six kids at our house but on the upside i just heard a cover of uptown funk done by alvin and the chipmunks
Mar 4, 2019

i am pretending i did not see it

@rebeccablood i am pretending i did not see it
Mar 4, 2019

similar but I think fewer massacres

@ezbnmph similar but I think fewer massacres
Mar 3, 2019

Does anyone else remember a kid's book where they were...

Does anyone else remember a kid's book where they were crossing west for the territories and the dad would read from the book of Habbukuk? I think it was a super famous book but no luck.
Mar 3, 2019

I think it's just such a good story about something people...

@laura_june I think it's just such a good story about something people think is very romantic, also she was beautiful and pagan, so it just sort of was perfect
Mar 3, 2019

There is one person left in the newsgroup and he is...

@laura_june There is one person left in the newsgroup and he is extremely dedicated groups.google.com/...
Mar 3, 2019

“Psychologist Stevens says many  obsessive loners are...

@laura_june “Psychologist Stevens says many 
obsessive loners are turning to the Internet to find some sort of social fulfillment.” groups.google.com/...
Mar 2, 2019

Coincidentally this tends to occur right at the deadline.

Coincidentally this tends to occur right at the deadline.
Mar 2, 2019

It's always embarrassing when, after months of fighting it,...

It's always embarrassing when, after months of fighting it, you realize how to structure an essay, because it's always something like "write it as a letter to your kids for them to read ten years from now."
Mar 1, 2019

I had to make sure bootp was what i remembered it as

@everyplace I had to make sure bootp was what i remembered it as
Mar 1, 2019

It's time I came clean and told you...he's nacho son...

It's time I came clean and told you...he's nacho son twitter.com/...
Mar 1, 2019

He might think Viggo Mortensen is Mads Mikkelson.

@patbits He might think Viggo Mortensen is Mads Mikkelson.
Feb 28, 2019

Do you want to go hiking?

@jordne Do you want to go hiking?
Feb 28, 2019

I don't know where to start. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

I don't know where to start. twitter.com/...
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