February 2019

Feb 28, 2019

You mean "Side A"

@jbenton You mean "Side A"
Feb 28, 2019

I think because APIs map well to various kinds of ETL...

@doriantaylor @belling I think because APIs map well to various kinds of ETL mindset. XQuery endpoints returning sets of validated documents would be an amazing way to see, like, Wikipedia where you write the document and include the other documents as they are. Sigh.
Feb 28, 2019

I loved it especially when a node could trigger a web...

@belling @doriantaylor I loved it especially when a node could trigger a web request which would then get parsed and processed node by node. The idea that EVERYTHING would now be a giant tree of nodes over the network was amazing and API-driven code doesn't really have the same feel as traversal.
Feb 28, 2019

i mean it was actually 15 years ahead of its time, and the...

@doriantaylor i mean it was actually 15 years ahead of its time, and the syntax was ridiculous, but now everyone is like functional pattern matching all day and night
Feb 28, 2019

Both XML and the Semantic Web were proxy versions of...

@doriantaylor Both XML and the Semantic Web were proxy versions of worse-is-better. XML transformation was LISP with XML characteristics; the Semantic web was AI+ontology+FOPL with XML characteristics. We were solving for P2P interchange as Ruby nerds were dumping data into crap web APIs.
Feb 28, 2019

1) we THOUGHT we were building document transformation...

@doriantaylor 1) we THOUGHT we were building document transformation pipelines but people WANTED messaging platforms
2) namespaces, esp attribute-level, were bulky, and tools ignored them
3) the tooling was baroque (XSLT, which I loved)
Feb 28, 2019

Stock/flows yes. It is helpful to break down functions of...

@BillSeitz Stock/flows yes. It is helpful to break down functions of an organization and think about external inputs and how they move along in various paths and what the gating mechanisms are and what moves them along.
Feb 28, 2019

i just found a screenshot from when i was learning about...

i just found a screenshot from when i was learning about systems theory and trying to model twitter using stocks and flows twitter.com/...
Feb 28, 2019

You're all being kind of dickey.

You're all being kind of dickey.
Feb 28, 2019

I continue to be challenged by nabobs. This is a...

I continue to be challenged by nabobs. This is a loose-fitting Brooks Brothers for fatties, half-buttoned when I put it on. Upon sitting on the bus the collar shifted neckwards at which point I experienced an awkwardness. These are facts.
Feb 28, 2019

When your deadline is March 1 and you start asking...

When your deadline is March 1 and you start asking yourself, is this a leap year?
Feb 27, 2019

You reading my tweets. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/110...

You reading my tweets. twitter.com/...
Feb 27, 2019

The soundtrack to this hearing is just a constantly...

The soundtrack to this hearing is just a constantly repeating record-scratch-freeze-frame-yep-thats-me
Feb 27, 2019

this accent could debone a middle bay flounder

this accent could debone a middle bay flounder
Feb 27, 2019

You know how the elevator at work takes like a full minute?

@ginatrapani You know how the elevator at work takes like a full minute?
Feb 27, 2019

It's sad that I have a strategy here but I prefer to do my...

@ginatrapani It's sad that I have a strategy here but I prefer to do my clothing changes on the street where people just look away.
Feb 27, 2019

I don't know what to tell you all. There's what you...

I don't know what to tell you all. There's what you understand from your culture and conditioning, and there's what is actually real and happened. twitter.com/...
Feb 27, 2019

It was half buttoned and I just pulled it over my head in a...

@rebeccablood It was half buttoned and I just pulled it over my head in a hurry and put a sweater over it.
Feb 27, 2019

In an all time getting-the-kids-out-the-door highlight, I...

In an all time getting-the-kids-out-the-door highlight, I just sat down on the bus and realized I'm wearing my shirt backwards, which, sure, but it's a button-down Oxford.
Feb 27, 2019

This was a terrible day in our house and is now a sad...

This was a terrible day in our house and is now a sad anniversary. Beth was a cop and a mom, and her death could have been prevented. twitter.com/...
Feb 26, 2019

Right? And at one level it's like "of course" but it also...

@goldman Right? And at one level it's like "of course" but it also shows how inward-facing we've become.
Feb 26, 2019

I mean here it is, all the trappings. One of the...

I mean here it is, all the trappings. One of the weirdest/most disturbing things online just rolling along. instagram.com/...
Feb 26, 2019

I mean not a scholar but still

@tcarmody I mean not a scholar but still
Feb 26, 2019

It's good to deplatform trolls but also wild to me that...

It's good to deplatform trolls but also wild to me that Bashar al-Assad is just over on Instagram posting away.
Feb 26, 2019

This piece is great and I'm very happy that you all are...

@robdubbin @sealln This piece is great and I'm very happy that you all are living your truth. All I can think about is the nightstand.
Feb 26, 2019

I still have a gift certificate to this place....

I still have a gift certificate to this place. twitter.com/...
Feb 26, 2019

But honey that's the whole POINT of microservices.

@maureenflaherty @goldman But honey that's the whole POINT of microservices.
Feb 26, 2019

can you imagine twitter changing a light bulb

can you imagine twitter changing a light bulb
Feb 26, 2019

i've been lame and am definitely too broad

i've been lame and am definitely too broad
Feb 26, 2019

Also hmm mea culpa lame here means "too broad" not...

Also hmm mea culpa lame here means "too broad" not "physically challenged," it's a process.
Feb 26, 2019

1) I wonder what the largest integer in a common letters +...

1) I wonder what the largest integer in a common letters + number abbreviation (a16z, i18n) is

2) okay they are called numeronyms en.wikipedia.org/...

3) numeronym is lame, they should be called interdigitalisms

4) what about m189817e en.wiktionary.org/...
Feb 26, 2019

My notes from the meeting. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

My notes from the meeting. twitter.com/...
Feb 26, 2019

I hope perfect genius Mark Hollis died on exactly the same...

I hope perfect genius Mark Hollis died on exactly the same inspirational terms as he lived, by which I mean doing whatever he wanted while not giving a shit about a bunch of nerds.
Feb 26, 2019

Grumble grumble grumble. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1...

Grumble grumble grumble. twitter.com/...
Feb 25, 2019

Today during our Growth and Partnerships meeting I was...

Today during our Growth and Partnerships meeting I was informed by senior @PostlightStudio leadership that I should cease all further attempts towards a beard.
Feb 25, 2019

i'm sorry to smashboy your yum

@karenmcgrane i'm sorry to smashboy your yum
Feb 24, 2019

Bradley Cooper always looks like he's paying for his...

Bradley Cooper always looks like he's paying for his daughter's wedding.
Feb 24, 2019

Beloved and sweetly credulous Internet friends, there was...

Beloved and sweetly credulous Internet friends, there was no NES Tetris piece called Cleveland Z. twitter.com/...
Feb 24, 2019

everyone on here acts like they've never made a man clean...

everyone on here acts like they've never made a man clean their eating comb
Feb 24, 2019

Clockers (1995)

Clockers (1995)
Feb 24, 2019

Portrait mode is hokey but I love it....

Portrait mode is hokey but I love it. twitter.com/...
Feb 24, 2019

I'm at the park with four kids from the building in tow and...

@jenniferdaniel @laura_june I'm at the park with four kids from the building in tow and they're all screaming and generating disapproval
Feb 22, 2019

Dolly Parton lookalikes https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10...

Dolly Parton lookalikes twitter.com/...
Feb 22, 2019

Hah nothing changes. I think I have at least two years of...

@goldman Hah nothing changes. I think I have at least two years of being furniture ahead.
Feb 22, 2019

folks on twitter won't even know what to screenshot any more

folks on twitter won't even know what to screenshot any more
Feb 22, 2019

it's friday afternoon and the media is going to have to go...

it's friday afternoon and the media is going to have to go from using one deeply messed-up actor to excuse all racism ever straight into explaining how one old extremely rich football team owner is a lonely man who simply made a mistake
Feb 21, 2019

But I like it because it shows how utterly tacky politics...

@kitabet But I like it because it shows how utterly tacky politics is.
Feb 21, 2019

It's the pettiness that blows my mind. And they both look...

@kitabet It's the pettiness that blows my mind. And they both look so terrible but clearly can't stop it.
Feb 21, 2019

When I write happy birthday on a cake that's cakeblogging.

@drewtoothpaste When I write happy birthday on a cake that's cakeblogging.
Feb 21, 2019

RW did most of Animals live on his last tour and it was...

@KNF100 RW did most of Animals live on his last tour and it was cool as hell.
Feb 21, 2019

All birds is way too many

All birds is way too many
Feb 21, 2019

It's not just you. The important thing is that you're going...

@jessicaivins It's not just you. The important thing is that you're going to make the world better starting today.
Feb 21, 2019

Ah dude I know that guy and the floor where he works. He's...

@redkeg Ah dude I know that guy and the floor where he works. He's all-purpose shitty. Fuck those screens and fuck that guy. Your shirt looks cool. Expense a treat please.
Feb 21, 2019

He's right https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/10985683991...

He's right twitter.com/...
Feb 21, 2019

I just looked into the mirror and thought, “that's actually...

I just looked into the mirror and thought, “that's actually a pretty accurate representation.”
Feb 20, 2019

I stubbed my toe on this tweet....

I stubbed my toe on this tweet. twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2019

this is why i delete so many of my own tweets, because...

@rektide this is why i delete so many of my own tweets, because we're all here together
Feb 20, 2019

This is the last time I will ask you, please throw away...

This is the last time I will ask you, please throw away used whiteboard markers
postlight.com/...
Feb 20, 2019

Peter, you're a good person and I would like to work with...

@petervandijck @redkeg Peter, you're a good person and I would like to work with you.
Feb 20, 2019

JEFFREY! That is a fantastic gig and having you there is...

@zeldman @automattic @WordPress JEFFREY! That is a fantastic gig and having you there is good for the future of the web. I'm so glad to see you in a position that can amplify your work even more.
Feb 20, 2019

A huge part of my job as CEO is using my platform to...

A huge part of my job as CEO is using my platform to amplify what our team is saying and thinking. In this case, @redkeg has an incredibly important message for everyone who works in product, design, and engineering.
postlight.com/...
Feb 20, 2019

Many years ago I got invited to an Etsy thinkovator's...

Many years ago I got invited to an Etsy thinkovator's lunch. I thought I'd get to talk about my big ideas, but BOOM @harper came in and everyone was throwing their quinoa on the floor in order to hear what he had to say while I sat there. Anyway I love thunder-stealer Harper. twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2019

This sort of thing is why I now subscribe to Napoleon...

This sort of thing is why I now subscribe to Napoleon Magazine. twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2019

Okay back to my CRM

@sophaskins Okay back to my CRM
Feb 20, 2019

Imagine sending interoffice USB sticks full of vintage...

@sophaskins Imagine sending interoffice USB sticks full of vintage warez via pneumatic tube at the pizzabox heritage museum we start in some abandoned aircraft factory!
Feb 19, 2019

Soph hear me out pneumatic tubes are often available on ebay

@sophaskins Soph hear me out pneumatic tubes are often available on ebay
Feb 19, 2019

The Bernie Sanders health care plan is to apply two...

The Bernie Sanders health care plan is to apply two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar to most chancres.
Feb 19, 2019

after 20 years i've learned to avoid a few things (that...

@lbjay after 20 years i've learned to avoid a few things

(that said wifi printing worked fine, which shocked me)
Feb 19, 2019

Gina rules. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/10979...

Gina rules. twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2019

Whole Earth Review magazine---got about 20 old issues,...

@modernserf Whole Earth Review magazine---got about 20 old issues, they're a blast. I decided not to go hard on collecting because it's a lot of STUFF but it is wild to read them.
Feb 18, 2019

However have you met my large pentagonal sons?

@amyhoy However have you met my large pentagonal sons?
Feb 18, 2019

She's very nice but frankly she's a little two-dimensional.

@amyhoy She's very nice but frankly she's a little two-dimensional.
Feb 18, 2019

Linux Desktop Human Interface Guidelines...

Linux Desktop Human Interface Guidelines twitter.com/...
Feb 18, 2019

linux desktop is pretty solid in 2019 but then it'll let...

linux desktop is pretty solid in 2019 but then it'll let you take the spotify window down to 1px wide and you're off on a treasure hunt twitter.com/...
Feb 18, 2019

Did you know you can just ask NYC via the web to come get...

Did you know you can just ask NYC via the web to come get heavy giant trash things and they will? www1.nyc.gov/...
Feb 18, 2019

What We Do In the Shadows

@kzwa What We Do In the Shadows
Feb 18, 2019

i am talking about towels not rags used to tie up old...

@WatchMeDesign @ethanchiel i am talking about towels not rags used to tie up old newspapers
Feb 18, 2019

i am talking about luxurious turkish cotton towels with...

@ethanchiel i am talking about luxurious turkish cotton towels with ecologically friendly soft bamboo fibers not rough acrylic dog blankets
Feb 18, 2019

they are all spun gold

@jpegjoshua they are all spun gold
Feb 18, 2019

i have 60,000 towels.

i have 60,000 towels.
Feb 18, 2019

bee movie but every time someone says bee there's a massive...

bee movie but every time someone says bee there's a massive bee die-off
Feb 17, 2019

I also have INXS thoughts.

@KristyT I also have INXS thoughts.
Feb 17, 2019

Protest write-in: Feelin' Stronger Every Day

@KristyT Protest write-in: Feelin' Stronger Every Day
Feb 17, 2019

I grew up in conservative eastern Pennsylvania where the...

I grew up in conservative eastern Pennsylvania where the only drugs we had were protestantism, hard work, opiates, prescription painkillers, and booze to manage the depression.
Feb 17, 2019

My son just picked this up in the park and asked me what it...

My son just picked this up in the park and asked me what it was. My wife said that in California parents always told kids "it's a lamp for whiskey" because kids know whisky is gross. twitter.com/...
Feb 17, 2019

You've never been anything other than wonderful.

@AnkurRSharma You've never been anything other than wonderful.
Feb 17, 2019

is chobani the yogurt or a word intended to describe the...

is chobani the yogurt or a word intended to describe the yogurt
Feb 17, 2019

Sure, it should focus more on mass transit and invest more...

@AnkurRSharma Sure, it should focus more on mass transit and invest more heavily in affordable housing.
Feb 17, 2019

Katie...happy birthday to you. I hope it is a great day.

@katiedrumm Katie...happy birthday to you. I hope it is a great day.
Feb 17, 2019

I have like 15 minutes before the deluge of children, this...

@osulop I have like 15 minutes before the deluge of children, this is my meeee time.
Feb 17, 2019

Nah we want a simple a funnel as possible with few...

@osulop Nah we want a simple a funnel as possible with few distractions. We might plug our contact form into it.
Feb 16, 2019

It is my vow.

@patbits It is my vow.
Feb 16, 2019

I'm so glad you got the pizza you needed. I will always get...

@patbits I'm so glad you got the pizza you needed. I will always get you one in the future.
Feb 16, 2019

It's called Pipedrive. It's...okay. it is not as complex as...

@osulop It's called Pipedrive. It's...okay. it is not as complex as SalesForce and works okay.
Feb 16, 2019

Just tell me where and where to send it I will get you the...

@patbits Just tell me where and where to send it I will get you the pizza
Feb 16, 2019

Patrick ... I will get you pizza

@patbits Patrick ... I will get you pizza
Feb 16, 2019

Where...are you

@patbits Where...are you
Feb 16, 2019

It must be weird for the Mayor to see his national...

It must be weird for the Mayor to see his national Brooklyn-based progressive political network happen but on Twitter and in Queens.
Feb 16, 2019

Absolutely and also Cuomo and DiBlasio did this so wrong. I...

@twhid Absolutely and also Cuomo and DiBlasio did this so wrong. I mean Amazon can only be Amazon.
Feb 16, 2019

I bet they thought, with the mayor AND the governor...

I bet they thought, with the mayor AND the governor supporting us, we've got this thing sewn up.
Feb 16, 2019

This is just NYC being NYC, you babies!...

This is just NYC being NYC, you babies! nyti.ms/...
Feb 16, 2019

Oh God yes it looks terrible

@laura_june Oh God yes it looks terrible
Feb 16, 2019

Barbie is creating unrealistic expectations about...

Barbie is creating unrealistic expectations about technology ease-of-use.
Feb 16, 2019

It is Saturday morning in my personal 2019 so I woke up...

It is Saturday morning in my personal 2019 so I woke up early to do some organizing in our new CRM, but my daughter woke up sick and sobbing, so instead she and I are watching 3D Barbie fight robots on NetFlix while she sips Capri Sun.
Feb 15, 2019

Friends, http://fyreipsum.com is here for all your lorem...

Friends, fyreipsum.com is here for all your lorem ipsum needs. twitter.com/...
Feb 15, 2019

Very possibly!

@kfan Very possibly!
Feb 15, 2019

Also—my GPA was almost as good as Windows NT's.

@markhurst Also—my GPA was almost as good as Windows NT's.
Feb 15, 2019

The very end of it was originally a link or a photo or...

The very end of it was originally a link or a photo or something. I don't remember what. RIP my conclusions.
Feb 15, 2019

For your post-Valentine's hangover, written over 3,000...

For your post-Valentine's hangover, written over 3,000 years ago. twitter.com/...
Feb 15, 2019

It's so obviously the superior choice.

@phyllisstein It's so obviously the superior choice.
Feb 15, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1096406266702905344/photo/...

Feb 15, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1096405094235545600/photo/...

Feb 14, 2019

It's true, why disrupt a marketplace when you can just...

@ibogost It's true, why disrupt a marketplace when you can just control the "real" market?
Feb 14, 2019

But tech needs capital and capital needs tech's growth, to...

But tech needs capital and capital needs tech's growth, to mutually sustain our bubble-machine economy. But when you try to do the real thing, make NYC a tech city by dropping Amazon in the middle of Queens, it seemed off. Why do anything in NYC unless you absolutely need to?
Feb 14, 2019

My galaxy brain idea is that NYC is fascinated with west...

My galaxy brain idea is that NYC is fascinated with west coast tech and the west coast is fascinated with NYC financial markets and so each builds cargo cult versions of the other. NYC built a whole new tech college on an island and SV pretended blockchains were Wall St.
Feb 14, 2019

RIP commodore you were too good for this world.

@rdolishny RIP commodore you were too good for this world.
Feb 14, 2019

We've committed to handmade Valentine's cards and every...

We've committed to handmade Valentine's cards and every year since our twins we born they get a little more desperate. twitter.com/...
Feb 14, 2019

It's off their new album

@MMosley It's off their new album
Feb 14, 2019

I've been doing a thing where I use Google's transcript and...

I've been doing a thing where I use Google's transcript and the kids just yell nonsense words and noises at my phone to see what the machine learning comes up with, and this is an example. twitter.com/...
Feb 14, 2019

idk things turned out okay

@jortizroman idk things turned out okay
Feb 14, 2019

(either way it's nice to see you)

@sogrady (either way it's nice to see you)
Feb 14, 2019

i can't decide if you teach irish literature at amherst or...

@sogrady i can't decide if you teach irish literature at amherst or you're a sea captain with a terrible shanty to sing
Feb 14, 2019

Soooo many cells

@cjdcat Soooo many cells
Feb 14, 2019

Really makes it feel like a celebration of love and...

@drunkenbee Really makes it feel like a celebration of love and friendship.
Feb 14, 2019

I don't know if I've ever built an intranet site.

@knowtheory I don't know if I've ever built an intranet site.
Feb 14, 2019

I ended up getting a job off the w3c css mailing list.

I ended up getting a job off the w3c css mailing list.
Feb 14, 2019

(It was actually little so I could mail it in a certain...

(It was actually little so I could mail it in a certain size of envelope.) twitter.com/...
Feb 14, 2019

Pre-web, FTPed ASCII ezines. Web, the NCSA Mosaic home page.

@PonchoRebound Pre-web, FTPed ASCII ezines. Web, the NCSA Mosaic home page.
Feb 14, 2019

She played at the college and we made a page about it to...

@axfelix She played at the college and we made a page about it to show we were with it.
Feb 14, 2019

Freehand was so good.

@tonygill99 Freehand was so good.
Feb 14, 2019

I remember feeling that I had to explain what I actually...

I remember feeling that I had to explain what I actually did because I couldn't count on anyone understanding.
Feb 14, 2019

I had like 400 offset printed and I think this is the only...

@patbits I had like 400 offset printed and I think this is the only one left.
Feb 14, 2019

We are cleaning out a filing cabinet and here is my resume...

We are cleaning out a filing cabinet and here is my resume from 23 years ago. twitter.com/...
Feb 14, 2019

That said I think academia got it right when they made...

@bramsonboudreau That said I think academia got it right when they made formal dress into long, dark robes.
Feb 14, 2019

Listen I always say if people mix up competence with...

@bramsonboudreau Listen I always say if people mix up competence with dignity that's their problem.
Feb 14, 2019

Good morning to all the caregivers who got yelled at by...

Good morning to all the caregivers who got yelled at by children about Valentine's Day cards last night.
Feb 13, 2019

I'm so glad someone is reading!

@katienotopoulos I'm so glad someone is reading!
Feb 13, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1095866818181414912/photo/...

Feb 13, 2019

Could anything be more terrifying to an Internet...

Could anything be more terrifying to an Internet personality than an email from @katienotopoulos with the subject: a good time to talk?
Feb 13, 2019

John C. Reilly would be intolerable

@modernserf @jfruh John C. Reilly would be intolerable
Feb 13, 2019

FWIW I had this with NYMag at home but not work and it was...

@theDANtheMAN @carolinesinders FWIW I had this with NYMag at home but not work and it was my pihole proxy
Feb 13, 2019

Starbucks taught Howard Schultz that you cannot win as a...

Starbucks taught Howard Schultz that you cannot win as a write-in candidate.
Feb 13, 2019

Digital Jacobin's first album was Tech's Packets

Digital Jacobin's first album was Tech's Packets
Feb 13, 2019

I put Sarah McLachlan's “Possession” (the song) on the...

I put Sarah McLachlan's “Possession” (the song) on the office playlist and it's a little much to handle and I feel weird about it, but I didn't chose “Ice Cream.”
Feb 13, 2019

I know. I'm a huge Jack Benny fan and we all make a lot of...

@tempest67 I know. I'm a huge Jack Benny fan and we all make a lot of excuses for that character but...here's proof they could of known better.
Feb 13, 2019

It's a really special document. It's a little clunky, which...

@patbits It's a really special document. It's a little clunky, which is probably why it never made it into the canon, but I keep thinking about the stories it tells and how we are telling the exact same stories now.
Feb 13, 2019

Anyway these are things I've learned about over the years...

Anyway these are things I've learned about over the years and On Here but hearing them expressed four generations back has given me a context that I didn't have before.
Feb 13, 2019

You can see how many forms of Black expression are born out...

You can see how many forms of Black expression are born out of the constraints of exclusion, having to find new forms, and how when white people come in and start to play with what you made it could feel like your last penny is being fished out of your pocket.
Feb 13, 2019

I listen to a lot of old audio and representation in 1944...

I listen to a lot of old audio and representation in 1944 was almost universally racist. This is an extremely unusual series. There's an episode about a talented young musician who can't afford to go to the conservatory. He ends up playing boogie woogie.
Feb 13, 2019

For Black History Month I've been checking in with a 1944...

For Black History Month I've been checking in with a 1944 radio show called “New World A-Coming" from 1944.

archive.org/...

It's an anthology show about Black life in America, by Black people. I just pick episodes at random.

Many things have changed, too many haven't.
Feb 13, 2019

It holds up surprisingly well

@shabbychef It holds up surprisingly well
Feb 12, 2019

At some level it's lasted longer than you'd ever have...

@Greg_Lindsay At some level it's lasted longer than you'd ever have expected
Feb 12, 2019

Or not dangerous but just...a bad investment.

@Greg_Lindsay Or not dangerous but just...a bad investment.
Feb 12, 2019

Another very important thing I learned today is that Emily...

Another very important thing I learned today is that Emily Dickinson used this desk and chair, from which we can conclude that she was teensy. twitter.com/...
Feb 12, 2019

I really think a lot about that. Reading him makes it clear...

@Greg_Lindsay I really think a lot about that. Reading him makes it clear this platform is in no way aligned with my long-term goals or in my interest. They will make decisions that take away what we like here. It's inevitable and investing much more energy here is dangerous.
Feb 12, 2019

As I walked around I found myself thinking, this is the...

As I walked around I found myself thinking, this is the place where talking about Harvard starts.
Feb 12, 2019

It was fun to visit Harvard today, it is still really...

It was fun to visit Harvard today, it is still really Harvardy.
Feb 12, 2019

It's pronounced hoe-ton

It's pronounced hoe-ton
Feb 12, 2019

It was me. I was the visitor along with @closacco. It was...

It was me. I was the visitor along with @closacco. It was in the Samuel Johnson collection at Houghton Library and @john_overholt gave us an amazing tour gently questioning many of my digital-first preconceptions. I'm throwing away my laptop and will simply use vellum. twitter.com/...
Feb 11, 2019

Don't get one. They snap. In a bad way.

@redkeg @joeljohnson Don't get one. They snap. In a bad way.
Feb 11, 2019

The rules I set were: 1) Enough music to cover full...

The rules I set were:
1) Enough music to cover full workweek PLUS flex time.
2) No artist twice.
3) Pop hits encouraged.
4) Swearing okay but this is an office.
5) Try to include music for everyone.
6) Avoid long songs.

So here you go. 1000+ songs for your week. twitter.com/...
Feb 11, 2019

So @PostlightStudio has a thing called STAR WEEK ⭐️ where...

So @PostlightStudio has a thing called STAR WEEK ⭐️ where we pick people and let them control the office Sonos (and other fun stuff). As a boss I was exempt but they changed the rules, so I spent an UNGODLY amount of time on this, my greatest playlist. open.spotify.com/...
Feb 11, 2019

Even more right

@pdavies Even more right
Feb 11, 2019

You're freeeeeeee

@Lencicki You're freeeeeeee
Feb 10, 2019

I think you're right

@pdavies I think you're right
Feb 10, 2019

And it sort of goes from there. It's very hard to explain...

@goldman And it sort of goes from there. It's very hard to explain all the layers of power and anxiety here. I know it sounds ridiculous to say "she let down her industry" but it is real and painful to see.
Feb 10, 2019

1) the emperor stands and points and announces that no one...

@goldman 1) the emperor stands and points and announces that no one is wearing any clothes.
2) but it turns out that actually the emperor has no clothes—and worse, they're stolen!
3) there are no more clothes in the kingdom.
4) facebook has all the clothes.
Feb 10, 2019

Then what does the M stand for?...

Then what does the M stand for? twitter.com/...
Feb 9, 2019

Every Democratic presidential hopeful who claims to speak...

Every Democratic presidential hopeful who claims to speak for the nation should be required to go on live national TV and assemble a child's bed from Ikea.
Feb 9, 2019

Sometimes the logo should be bigger.

Sometimes the logo should be bigger.
Feb 9, 2019

Hey! That's amazing!

@dphiffer Hey! That's amazing!
Feb 9, 2019

Planet order would be good too.

Planet order would be good too.
Feb 9, 2019

My daughter told me, when I asked how they chose which...

My daughter told me, when I asked how they chose which group went first during a talent show, that they sorted the teams “in rainbow order.” 🌈
Feb 9, 2019

Tim...I already subscribed

@tcarmody Tim...I already subscribed
Feb 8, 2019

It appears to be quite a yarn.

@livlab It appears to be quite a yarn.
Feb 8, 2019

In attribution, apparent carelessness

@silviakillings In attribution, apparent carelessness
Feb 8, 2019

I am headed to the tattoo parlor to get “semiT kroY weN eht...

I am headed to the tattoo parlor to get “semiT kroY weN eht tuoba teewt ton lliw I” inked across my forehead.
Feb 8, 2019

it was good to see you though

@krucoff it was good to see you though
Feb 8, 2019

What's for blepfast? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/10938...

What's for blepfast? twitter.com/...
Feb 8, 2019

The URL was very much like "/sys/be?(apply authenticate '(2...

The URL was very much like "/sys/be?(apply authenticate '(2 5 7 12))" but then it went on another several hundred characters. I cannot remember the face of my grandfather.
Feb 8, 2019

Also don't be a blerd when you can be a mackademic.

@patbits Also don't be a blerd when you can be a mackademic.
Feb 8, 2019

I bet the claps would work VERY different on Bledium

@patbits I bet the claps would work VERY different on Bledium
Feb 8, 2019

I think it was a mix of learning about that key-value...

@richziade I think it was a mix of learning about that key-value store's security risk, the conversation about the WordPress API, Bezos talking about his penis on Medium, and the fact that we should have stopped the dinner after one round and apps. That's how we process it.
Feb 8, 2019

I like reading blerd blogs

@patbits I like reading blerd blogs
Feb 8, 2019

Easy, because that security model would never work in the...

@sternbergh Easy, because that security model would never work in the wild.
Feb 8, 2019

I'm a boring person and I've had a lot of deeply boring...

I'm a boring person and I've had a lot of deeply boring dreams in my life, but I just woke up from a dream about a web platform that executed programs in a LISP dialect called “/be” and which you composed directly in URL query strings.
Feb 7, 2019

Welcome to Amazon Prime.

Welcome to Amazon Prime.
Feb 7, 2019

In a meeting @keithmancuso just described me as "like the...

In a meeting @keithmancuso just described me as "like the old Paul Ford, but enterprise," and it was extremely true.
Feb 7, 2019

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/1093512332897071105/photo/...

Feb 7, 2019

Joke's on you when the waiter spits the soup directly into...

@mimismartypants Joke's on you when the waiter spits the soup directly into your face
Feb 7, 2019

I loved writing essays so it didn't work on me.

@rebeccablood @JoeBlubaugh I loved writing essays so it didn't work on me.
Feb 7, 2019

My brother had to write an essay on electrical safety after...

@rebeccablood @JoeBlubaugh My brother had to write an essay on electrical safety after he leaned a TV next to the tub so he could watch. Still remembers what he wrote 44 years later.
Feb 7, 2019

I'm so tired working the punishment stack No TV...

I'm so tired working the punishment stack

No TV tomorrow

No TV all week

It hurts that you hate me when I love you so much

Then no Minecraft

Well if you don't care if I get burned I'm throwing the 3d pen in the trash

That's it for ballet

I will take away your entire bed
Feb 7, 2019

nonviolent deescalation communication strategies but for 7...

nonviolent deescalation communication strategies but for 7 year old twins
Feb 6, 2019

Okay okay that's good. That's really good.

@goldman Okay okay that's good. That's really good.
Feb 6, 2019

Do you still have the baby

@goldman Do you still have the baby
Feb 6, 2019

She knew this could happen, so why didn't she bite the...

She knew this could happen, so why didn't she bite the bullet and hire a freelance ombudsperson? twitter.com/...
Feb 6, 2019

Today in great CEO moments I presented to the entire...

Today in great CEO moments I presented to the entire company with my fly down.
Feb 6, 2019

We'll update where we can, esp. if people submit issues via...

@TomPaineToday We'll update where we can, esp. if people submit issues via GitHub, but ultimately are hoping the community will contribute and expand this set.
Feb 6, 2019

boom truck the sound of my heart the beat goes on and on...

@maureenflaherty boom
truck
the sound of my heart
the beat goes on and on and on and on and
Feb 6, 2019

The most important part of the repo is here:...

The most important part of the repo is here: github.com/...

It's easy for junior developers to write custom content extractors for websites. This gives you the ability to greatly easy migration efforts, for example. Got 100 websites that all should be in one WordPress?
Feb 6, 2019

All the founders did was say "let's do it." This is very...

All the founders did was say "let's do it." This is very much an @adampash-led effort—with lots of support from engineering here in the US and in Lebanon.
Feb 6, 2019

GitHub for the impatient: https://github.com/postlight/merc...

GitHub for the impatient:

github.com/...

To get to a command-line fast:
> yarn global add @postlight/mercury-parser
> mercury-parser postlight.com/...
Feb 6, 2019

Here at @PostlightStudio we just open-sourced Mercury, our...

Here at @PostlightStudio we just open-sourced Mercury, our web parser. It's a tool for building accessible reading experiences (and much more). It's parsed 100s of millions of web pages for 100s of millions of people—and now it's yours, free, forever. postlight.com/...
Feb 6, 2019

I love Try again!

@patbits I love Try again!
Feb 6, 2019

Thank you. I can't stop thinking about it and don't think I...

@patbits Thank you. I can't stop thinking about it and don't think I really should be in the conversation.
Feb 5, 2019

It's nice to know some things are still impossible.

@jackrusher It's nice to know some things are still impossible.
Feb 4, 2019

I mean take it from two people scrambling to find child...

@slavin_fpo I mean take it from two people scrambling to find child care for the Chinese new year it's not optimal
Feb 4, 2019

But communication remains...a challenge.

@slavin_fpo But communication remains...a challenge.
Feb 4, 2019

I had that exact reaction. It actually gets okay after you...

@slavin_fpo I had that exact reaction. It actually gets okay after you lock in. Still an oral/paper culture at it's core but designed for maximum access. Deeply broken and inefficient but filled with caring people. We have a PS we love and trust.
Feb 4, 2019

Scientology suddenly starts to target podcast hosts.

Scientology suddenly starts to target podcast hosts.
Feb 3, 2019

If the Washington Post was in NYC it's motto would be In...

If the Washington Post was in NYC it's motto would be In Darkness, Democracy Dies.
Feb 3, 2019

The sacred gateway is now open and we must prepare for the...

The sacred gateway is now open and we must prepare for the coming of the Sixth Maroon.
Feb 2, 2019

God this country is racist.

@Tulletilsynet God this country is racist.
Feb 2, 2019

Some people are sure he faked his death and those threads...

@seldo Some people are sure he faked his death and those threads are really something else.
Feb 2, 2019

You work at home?

@mathowie You work at home?
Feb 1, 2019

Have you ever thought about scoring a JavaStation? I'm...

@sophaskins Have you ever thought about scoring a JavaStation? I'm still weirdly curious about them.
Feb 1, 2019

It was kind of nice after because everyone was broke but it...

@harrisj @karenmcgrane It was kind of nice after because everyone was broke but it was just 100% absolute freaking nerds.
Feb 1, 2019

He just peed his stillsuit.

@jlax @goldman He just peed his stillsuit.
Feb 1, 2019

I'm going to have to erase this.

I'm going to have to erase this.
Jan 31, 2019

Gah https://nypost.com/2019/01/31/frat-boy-gawker-owner-ups-...

Jan 31, 2019

Lots of overlap!

@mulegirl Lots of overlap!
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