Ftrain, by Paul Ford

July 2017

Jul 31, 2017

The place is structured to dramatically lower the risk of...

@alexismallen The place is structured to dramatically lower the risk of that.
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Jul 31, 2017

Also not underlings; I just have slightly more authority...

@katienotopoulos Also not underlings; I just have slightly more authority due to being closer to death.
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Jul 31, 2017

Wow that might actually need to be my avatar

@merveille Wow that might actually need to be my avatar
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Jul 31, 2017

He's remote, he lives in Niagara Falls.

@merveille He's remote, he lives in Niagara Falls.
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Jul 31, 2017

Literally 10,000 levels for sure.

@katienotopoulos Literally 10,000 levels for sure.
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Jul 31, 2017

IVE NEVER FELT MOR ALIFE

@ddt IVE NEVER FELT MOR ALIFE
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Jul 31, 2017

I will longer manage by creeping.

I will longer manage by creeping.
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Jul 31, 2017

Today was a big day for me as a co-founder. Today I...

Today was a big day for me as a co-founder. Today I unsubscribed from all the Slack channels that don't directly involve me. twitter.com/...
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Jul 31, 2017

Don't worry MARC is impossible to kill!

@marcprecipice Don't worry MARC is impossible to kill!
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Jul 31, 2017

Steve Bannon closes his office door, gives a slow smile,...

Steve Bannon closes his office door, gives a slow smile, and effortlessly does the uttanasana yoga pose.
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Jul 31, 2017

Man I hope Scaramucci didn't cancel his COBRA.

Man I hope Scaramucci didn't cancel his COBRA.
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Jul 31, 2017

But Jack it's easy! You just need three columns.

@jackrusher But Jack it's easy! You just need three columns.
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Jul 31, 2017

It was more triples than I could handle.

@doriantaylor It was more triples than I could handle.
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Jul 31, 2017

Redland is still good tho

Redland is still good tho
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Jul 31, 2017

NICE! Congratulations.

@joshmillard NICE! Congratulations.
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Jul 31, 2017

one does not simply squirt into virtuouso

@doriantaylor one does not simply squirt into virtuouso
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Jul 31, 2017

O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN! https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/8...

O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN! twitter.com/...
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Jul 31, 2017

Dont @ me I recently tried to parse 20 gigs of turtle.

Dont @ me I recently tried to parse 20 gigs of turtle.
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Jul 31, 2017

If the cat coughs bubbles tonight it wasn't me.

@maureenflaherty If the cat coughs bubbles tonight it wasn't me.
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Jul 31, 2017

Don't get me wrong, I love RDF, I love converting it to SQL.

Don't get me wrong, I love RDF, I love converting it to SQL.
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Jul 31, 2017

Oh cool a website that says MARC must die...

Oh cool a website that says MARC must die marc-must-die.info/... and be replaced with...RDF.
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Jul 31, 2017

“Now to get out of the shower to get the kids to camp.”...

“Now to get out of the shower to get the kids to camp.” [Knocks soap into cat fountain.] “That's no big deal.” [Fountain starts bubbling.]
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Jul 31, 2017

i do that but it's never enough.

@seldo i do that but it's never enough.
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Jul 31, 2017

I'm banana as banana and I'm pandana bana amma babba.

@sippey @gavinpurcell I'm banana as banana and I'm pandana bana amma babba.
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Jul 30, 2017

Just pay the people who make the food a little extra so...

@mathowie @AGoldmund Just pay the people who make the food a little extra so their kids can wear nice party clothes I swear to GOD.
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Jul 30, 2017

When Alphabet buys Roomba we'll know they know.

@mulegirl When Alphabet buys Roomba we'll know they know.
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Jul 30, 2017

I'm trying to figure out "world-famous multimedia behemoth."

@ashleyfeinberg I'm trying to figure out "world-famous multimedia behemoth."
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Jul 30, 2017

Can everyone relax The National Review is also calling for...

Can everyone relax The National Review is also calling for the arrest of Planned Parenthood execs right now.
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Jul 30, 2017

The other word I considered was nonlinear but that's...

@GeorgeIsa1 @footnotesrising The other word I considered was nonlinear but that's overloaded with all sorts of meanings
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Jul 30, 2017

Stochastic was an appropriate word for a room full of...

@GeorgeIsa1 @footnotesrising Stochastic was an appropriate word for a room full of library science people and technologists who want to archive writing processes.
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Jul 30, 2017

you're pretty good at scenic backgrounds though

@chengela you're pretty good at scenic backgrounds though
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Jul 30, 2017

right they often emphasize the most aphoristic hackwork and...

@tcarmody right they often emphasize the most aphoristic hackwork and are sort of dispiriting
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Jul 30, 2017

Not since they shut down the back pages of Gentleman's...

@tomcoates Not since they shut down the back pages of Gentleman's Magazine in 1732.
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Jul 30, 2017

I love ebooks a ton but they sure suck at giving you this...

I love ebooks a ton but they sure suck at giving you this sense of mild connection to a vast sphere of other curious people. twitter.com/...
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Jul 30, 2017

yes but you can't do curling inside a toaster oven it melts...

@williamhcarlton @hels @whitneyarner yes but you can't do curling inside a toaster oven it melts the ice
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Jul 30, 2017

Hudson's life: An abused toy human, killed man in duel,...

Hudson's life: An abused toy human, killed man in duel, later grew 22" (attributed to ceaseless pirate buggery). en.wikipedia.org/...
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Jul 30, 2017

E. Jean Carroll is an incredibly entertaining human being....

E. Jean Carroll is an incredibly entertaining human being. facebook.com/...
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Jul 30, 2017

Do you ever get sad just thinking of all the times you were...

Do you ever get sad just thinking of all the times you were too shy to have conversations with brands?
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Jul 30, 2017

On the upside you get to directly experience more...

@PJVogt On the upside you get to directly experience more suffering, which results either in greater empathy or a cruel, alienating rigidity.
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Jul 30, 2017

Sigh. I need to go but I know I'll be disappointed.

@jackrusher @Lencicki Sigh. I need to go but I know I'll be disappointed.
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Jul 29, 2017

Thank God this site has delete

@bn2b Thank God this site has delete
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Jul 29, 2017

Erased that and will return to having only predictable...

Erased that and will return to having only predictable opinions.
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Jul 29, 2017

POLL. If I can stay up past 10PM I should go see:

POLL. If I can stay up past 10PM I should go see:
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Jul 29, 2017

I don't actually know for sure there's a bar in that book....

@RickWebb I don't actually know for sure there's a bar in that book. I might have read it IN a bar.
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Jul 29, 2017

It's not canon but according to this book they blew up a...

@RickWebb It's not canon but according to this book they blew up a cool bar on the Death Star too barnesandnoble.com/...
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Jul 29, 2017

Maybe millennials DESERVE that trophy...

Maybe millennials DESERVE that trophy qz.com/...
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Jul 29, 2017

It's genuinely the best.

@delfuego It's genuinely the best.
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Jul 29, 2017

Actually it's a collection of fantastic burns of early web...

@toddlevin @StarleeKine @CalSunday Actually it's a collection of fantastic burns of early web writers.
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Jul 29, 2017

Aw that's a sweet emotion

@leahfinnegan Aw that's a sweet

emotion
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Jul 29, 2017

Ahhhhhhhh okay that's VACATION breakfast, a high-margin...

@jrobertlennon Ahhhhhhhh okay that's VACATION breakfast, a high-margin meal in a high-margin season.
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Jul 29, 2017

You could spend $6.75 too—are you in Gstaad?

@jrobertlennon You could spend $6.75 too—are you in Gstaad?
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Jul 29, 2017

Conan sketch writer and nice person @toddlevin on how Trump...

Conan sketch writer and nice person @toddlevin on how Trump has made it hard to be professionally funny story.californiasunday.com/...
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Jul 29, 2017

little steep for a breakfast sandwich with inconsistently...

@jrobertlennon little steep for a breakfast sandwich with inconsistently bolded helvetica imo
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Jul 29, 2017

I am 100% sure I will be the oldest person at this concert....

I am 100% sure I will be the oldest person at this concert. twitter.com/...
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Jul 29, 2017

me on my way to steal your girl...

me on my way to steal your girl twitter.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

Books are opportunities, not obligations!

@__Neha Books are opportunities, not obligations!
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Jul 28, 2017

Just imagine this is a livestream and let it loop for a...

Just imagine this is a livestream and let it loop for a while mltshp.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

THANK YOU FINALLY https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/89095699...

THANK YOU FINALLY twitter.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

The sound you hear is from pearls all over the city getting...

The sound you hear is from pearls all over the city getting clutched at once. vanityfair.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

This is Grillbot, the app-controlled robot that cleans your...

This is Grillbot, the app-controlled robot that cleans your grill. twitter.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

[POUNDING TABLE LIKE A TODDLER.] These takes are BORING. I...

[POUNDING TABLE LIKE A TODDLER.] These takes are BORING. I want more NEWS.
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Jul 28, 2017

every aspect of this is perfectly relatable, good luck today

@drunkenbee every aspect of this is perfectly relatable, good luck today
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Jul 28, 2017

It's too bad, because at least $10,000 of that was going to...

It's too bad, because at least $10,000 of that was going to end up in the pockets of the writers. twitter.com/...
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Jul 28, 2017

christine you're our HR manager

@christinee515 christine you're our HR manager
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Jul 27, 2017

I mean just limit yourself to 15 or 20 whole books.

@kitabet I mean just limit yourself to 15 or 20 whole books.
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Jul 27, 2017

Andrew listen. A dollar.

@hyfen Andrew listen. A dollar.
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Jul 27, 2017

Update: I bought 70 ebooks.

Update: I bought 70 ebooks.
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Jul 27, 2017

Dreamers of a New Day: Women Who Invented the Twentieth...

Dreamers of a New Day: Women Who Invented the Twentieth Century, by Sheila Rowbotham versobooks.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

New York, Capital of the 20th Century (also $2)...

New York, Capital of the 20th Century (also $2) versobooks.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

Trans: A Memoir by Juliet Jacques...

Trans: A Memoir by Juliet Jacques versobooks.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

Critique of Everyday Life: The One-Volume Edition by Henri...

Critique of Everyday Life: The One-Volume Edition by Henri Lefebvre versobooks.com/... ($2 but still)
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Jul 27, 2017

City of Quartz: https://www.versobooks.com/books/125-city-of...

City of Quartz: versobooks.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

Racecraft: The Soul of Inequality in American...

Racecraft: The Soul of Inequality in American Life
versobooks.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

Verso Books have made their ebooks $1 for the next 20...

Verso Books have made their ebooks $1 for the next 20 hours: versobooks.com
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Jul 27, 2017

So far 20% of poll respondents agree with you.

@therealfitz So far 20% of poll respondents agree with you.
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Jul 27, 2017

What did you do there and did it involve breeding

@harrisj @anildash What did you do there and did it involve breeding
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Jul 27, 2017

How long before a Congresswoman or -man tweets “Fuck you”...

How long before a Congresswoman or -man tweets “Fuck you” at the President?
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Jul 27, 2017

Squirrrrrrrellllllsssss

@anildash Squirrrrrrrellllllsssss
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Jul 27, 2017

It was a good meeting.

@kevboh It was a good meeting.
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Jul 27, 2017

god that's the truth

@abackstrom god that's the truth
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Jul 27, 2017

Yes I THREAD Tweeting Here Regularly, Eagerly Awaiting Deat...

Yes I THREAD

Tweeting
Here
Regularly,
Eagerly
Awaiting
Death
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Jul 27, 2017

you can tweet tho so

@KNF100 you can tweet tho so
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Jul 27, 2017

It was really fine work and brought me such joy.

@drewtoothpaste It was really fine work and brought me such joy.
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Jul 27, 2017

Yeah DocumentCloud! https://twitter.com/Technical_ly/status/...

Yeah DocumentCloud! twitter.com/...
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Jul 27, 2017

I'm sure help will be here soon

@pdavies I'm sure help will be here soon
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Jul 27, 2017

I know it looks like there's room in this lifeboat, and the...

I know it looks like there's room in this lifeboat, and the water's very cold, but you once faved a tweet that was mildly critical of me.
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Jul 27, 2017

Wow that was nicely done.

@abackstrom Wow that was nicely done.
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Jul 27, 2017

Sometimes I wonder if Facebook:The Bell...

Sometimes I wonder if Facebook:The Bell System::Twitter:Western Union. twitter.com/...
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Jul 26, 2017

I was taking pictures in the back!!!

@strangestories I was taking pictures in the back!!!
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Jul 26, 2017

We are talking about how Slack has changed work in the...

We are talking about how Slack has changed work in the world here at @PostlightStudio. twitter.com/...
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Jul 26, 2017

I have thoughts.

@sippey I have thoughts.
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Jul 26, 2017

It can come for free using http://Archive.org. I need to do...

@OmoNsasi It can come for free using archive.org. I need to do a proof of concept and write-up instead of just running my mouth.
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Jul 26, 2017

This is some monstrish, calculated, evil bullshit....

This is some monstrish, calculated, evil bullshit. twitter.com/...
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Jul 25, 2017

It's inside the Library of Congress.

@randalltodd It's inside the Library of Congress.
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Jul 25, 2017

I'm glad I'm here, and the work here matters to...

I'm glad I'm here, and the work here matters to me—maintaining an honest portrait of culture over time. It's just a strange feeling.
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Jul 25, 2017

It's surreal to be at the Library of Congress at a...

It's surreal to be at the Library of Congress at a fantastic conference on archives while the Senate screws us into the ground next door.
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Jul 25, 2017

Project Rubicon is also great.

@kashanacauley Project Rubicon is also great.
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Jul 25, 2017

I'm a nerd and advisor but I love vetswhocode.io, a totally...

@kashanacauley I'm a nerd and advisor but I love vetswhocode.io, a totally virtual org run by young vets that helps diverse vets get skills & get paid.
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Jul 24, 2017

Holy cow it really happened!

@marcprecipice Holy cow it really happened!
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Jul 24, 2017

This tweet hurts me

@bn2b This tweet hurts me
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Jul 24, 2017

I was at @librarycongress today and this old globe reminded...

I was at @librarycongress today and this old globe reminded me of your smile. twitter.com/...
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Jul 24, 2017

Maps not totally uncatalogued, just put in drawers by place.

@librarycongress @john_overholt Maps not totally uncatalogued, just put in drawers by place.
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Jul 24, 2017

Fun facts: The LoC has millions of uncatalogued maps,...

@librarycongress @john_overholt Fun facts: The LoC has millions of uncatalogued maps, ancient Mesoamerican jade, Lincoln's death pockets, and welcomes researchers over 16.
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Jul 24, 2017

That particular volume is a guide to doing only slightly...

@librarycongress @john_overholt That particular volume is a guide to doing only slightly evil things, it's called the Heckronomicon.
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Jul 24, 2017

Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88957481553900...

Where am I? twitter.com/...
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Jul 24, 2017

I read it, it's just a book that nerds like. You know what...

@max_read I read it, it's just a book that nerds like. You know what is a crazy forum post though are those John Wick movies.
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Jul 23, 2017

Can Eminem run

Can Eminem run
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Jul 23, 2017

Knock knock, who's there? A JavaScript Promise. (I have no...

Knock knock, who's there? A JavaScript Promise. (I have no idea how to finish this joke.)
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Jul 23, 2017

Truly looking forward to reading more post-operation! It'll...

@mathbabedotorg Truly looking forward to reading more post-operation! It'll go beautifully.
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Jul 23, 2017

Kepler. I was the fat dude in a blue shirt.

@stew_rtsmith Kepler. I was the fat dude in a blue shirt.
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Jul 23, 2017

Me too! Two birthday parties back to back. No squirrels.

@stew_rtsmith Me too! Two birthday parties back to back. No squirrels.
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Jul 23, 2017

A vast number of important things are way more expensive,...

A vast number of important things are way more expensive, though.
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Jul 23, 2017

It's incredibly cheap to make things cheaply. Being slick...

@tolar It's incredibly cheap to make things cheaply. Being slick and pro still costly.
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Jul 23, 2017

Say like, a drum machine/sampler. The number of free...

@tolar Say like, a drum machine/sampler. The number of free software options is vast. And if I want go up a tier it's a $5 app.
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Jul 23, 2017

Computers, especially storage. Software. Data access of all...

@tolar Computers, especially storage. Software. Data access of all kinds. Music. Media. Etc.
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Jul 23, 2017

this is some real actual content/product work right here...

this is some real actual content/product work right here pds.blog.parliament.uk/...
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Jul 23, 2017

A vast number of the things I used to save money for and...

A vast number of the things I used to save money for and obsess over are now essentially free.
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Jul 23, 2017

this is a lefraking nightmare https://twitter.com/cwotd/stat...

this is a lefraking nightmare twitter.com/...
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Jul 23, 2017

As NYC Subways Melt Down, Only an Upstate Republican Dares...

As NYC Subways Melt Down, Only an Upstate Republican Dares Call Out Cuomo villagevoice.com/...
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Jul 22, 2017

I appreciate your support.

@DickDago I appreciate your support.
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Jul 22, 2017

When your friends fight and you're in the back seat....

When your friends fight and you're in the back seat. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2017

Sweet mother of God. https://twitter.com/CNET/status/8887909...

Sweet mother of God. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2017

The ones with more calories tend to be better of course.

@garychou @aweissman The ones with more calories tend to be better of course.
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Jul 22, 2017

I'm convinced it's a lie and we will all end up with weird...

@garychou @aweissman I'm convinced it's a lie and we will all end up with weird horns growing out of our heads.
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Jul 22, 2017

I've been taking this stuff for granted at the local hippie...

@garychou @aweissman I've been taking this stuff for granted at the local hippie goods store for months. Had no idea it was semisolid gold.
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Jul 22, 2017

honolulu kevin

@kevboh honolulu kevin
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Jul 22, 2017

Whoa! No. Wow. Eek. https://twitter.com/kscottz/status/88888...

Whoa! No. Wow. Eek. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2017

All 2 Soul Coughing albums.

@rustyk5 All 2 Soul Coughing albums.
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Jul 22, 2017

What's the best mechanical keyboard?

@jordne What's the best mechanical keyboard?
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Jul 22, 2017

Took the kids to the sprinkler playground now doing a...

@tomcoates Took the kids to the sprinkler playground now doing a little laundry!
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Jul 22, 2017

What kind of things do we do here at the White House? Well...

@tsaylor @michaelcoyote @textfiles What kind of things do we do here at the White House? Well we set policies. Well you're probably experiencing one of our policies right now!
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Jul 22, 2017

Next election I'm writing in “Joan Allen in The Contender.”

Next election I'm writing in “Joan Allen in The Contender.”
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Jul 22, 2017

“In a way that no politician had before, Trump spoke for...

“In a way that no politician had before, Trump spoke for me. Now it's my privilege to speak for him.”
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Jul 22, 2017

He screwed up the power move: “Make of my old tweets what...

He screwed up the power move: “Make of my old tweets what you will. Like so many, my views evolved when I learned what was REALLY going on.”
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Jul 22, 2017

It's the most true.

@artless It's the most true.
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Jul 22, 2017

Full transparency: I'm destroying transparency....

Full transparency: I'm destroying transparency. twitter.com/...
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Jul 21, 2017

It's okay because you focus on the things that matterhorn.

@starsandrobots It's okay because you focus on the things that matterhorn.
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Jul 21, 2017

I'm collecting OMNI magazines for mine, but this looks way...

@sophaskins I'm collecting OMNI magazines for mine, but this looks way better.
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Jul 21, 2017

Kinda rough that the banner ad on the MTA website is for a...

Kinda rough that the banner ad on the MTA website is for a car. twitter.com/...
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Jul 21, 2017

If you're generating 1,000-row tables from arrays with an...

@harrisj If you're generating 1,000-row tables from arrays with an in-line function it would be fine?
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Jul 21, 2017

This is the future liberals want....

This is the future liberals want. twitter.com/...
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Jul 21, 2017

It's true you never want to break on that space.

@jason0x21 It's true you never want to break on that space.
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Jul 21, 2017

It's fair either way.

@gregorg It's fair either way.
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Jul 21, 2017

de[SPACE]Blasio

de[SPACE]Blasio
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Jul 21, 2017

Not a lot of DeBlasio fans at the barbershop.

Not a lot of DeBlasio fans at the barbershop.
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Jul 21, 2017

That's probably why I MLKSHKed it because I am your biggest...

@jenniferdaniel That's probably why I MLKSHKed it because I am your biggest fan and love everything you do.
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Jul 21, 2017

I just started collecting OMNIs, it's cheap and fun eBaying.

@missginsu I just started collecting OMNIs, it's cheap and fun eBaying.
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Jul 20, 2017

I am very jealous

@meyerweb I am very jealous
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Jul 20, 2017

It was So GREAT!!!!

@meyerweb It was So GREAT!!!!
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Jul 20, 2017

“Everybuggy” is a Cricket Magazine thing. Where are my...

“Everybuggy” is a Cricket Magazine thing. Where are my Cricket Magazine people?
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Jul 20, 2017

It's great to read @montiero on turning 50....

It's great to read @montiero on turning 50. @monteiro/on-my-second-birthday-we-landed-on-the-moon-7e1f93cf7048" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@monteiro/on-my-second-birthday-we-landed-on-the-moon-7e1f93cf7048
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Jul 20, 2017

I just wanted to help the brands.

@michelet @dphiffer I just wanted to help the brands.
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Jul 19, 2017

I didn't know I was so prickly.

@Lencicki I didn't know I was so prickly.
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Jul 19, 2017

accurate GIF of me except i just kind of stay on the floor

@anildash @obra @starsandrobots accurate GIF of me except i just kind of stay on the floor
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Jul 19, 2017

You were young

@bn2b You were young
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Jul 19, 2017

The thing I hate about business culture is that you're...

@bn2b The thing I hate about business culture is that you're supposed to sort of have THE RELIGION and not just have great hustle and good skills.
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Jul 19, 2017

Right except they aren't that good at branding.

@bn2b Right except they aren't that good at branding.
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Jul 19, 2017

Also Twitter taught me a lot about racism and made/makes me...

@starsandrobots Also Twitter taught me a lot about racism and made/makes me really look hard at myself!
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Jul 19, 2017

I know but DMs are sometimes cool?

@starsandrobots I know but DMs are sometimes cool?
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Jul 19, 2017

Like, BRANDING is one part of making a thing, not some...

@bn2b Like, BRANDING is one part of making a thing, not some sacred vision quest unto itself.
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Jul 19, 2017

I totally believe it, but I am no longer forced by...

@bn2b I totally believe it, but I am no longer forced by circumstances to pretend that I care.
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Jul 19, 2017

And I have lots of different KINDS of weird friends, more...

@starsandrobots And I have lots of different KINDS of weird friends, more than I did back then.
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Jul 19, 2017

It was a scene and it was sometimes awesome! But I LOVE...

@starsandrobots It was a scene and it was sometimes awesome! But I LOVE having Wikipedia, Spotify, Raspberry Pis, cloud servers, more activism + more.
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Jul 19, 2017

clarification: there was a lot of drama about STANDARDS

@abackstrom @starsandrobots clarification: there was a lot of drama about STANDARDS
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Jul 19, 2017

star there was A LOT of drama

@starsandrobots star there was A LOT of drama
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Jul 19, 2017

I think any more it's a VERY specific path that document...

@bn2b @torrez I think any more it's a VERY specific path that document nerds go down, or science people. I got into it as a target for XSLT transforms.
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Jul 19, 2017

We didn't know any better.

@vboykis We didn't know any better.
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Jul 19, 2017

Fun fact I did it in LaTeX.

@bn2b @torrez Fun fact I did it in LaTeX.
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Jul 19, 2017

Wow you would just set global variables wherever and live...

@bn2b @dphiffer @torrez Wow you would just set global variables wherever and live with the consequences back then, also query vals were in the global namespace.
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Jul 19, 2017

Okay I fixed it so all the links work.

@bn2b @dphiffer @torrez Okay I fixed it so all the links work.
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Jul 19, 2017

Hilariously now that I look at the source this site is...

@dphiffer @bn2b @torrez Hilariously now that I look at the source this site is actually...a mini CMS based on a directory with text files. Kill me.
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Jul 19, 2017

I just fixed the Paulfolio link it's a gem.

@bn2b @torrez I just fixed the Paulfolio link it's a gem.
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Jul 19, 2017

Old stereotype: SHHHHH. New stereotype: “I knitted my own...

@sippey Old stereotype: SHHHHH. New stereotype: “I knitted my own commencement gown.”
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Jul 19, 2017

MICHAEL today's librarians are almost universally...

@sippey MICHAEL today's librarians are almost universally deeply-committed, community-driven, incredibly good-looking information-access activists.
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Jul 19, 2017

Goodnight Moon is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound...

@phooky Goodnight Moon is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Jul 19, 2017

Is this a rattle I see before me?

@phooky Is this a rattle I see before me?
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Jul 19, 2017

I'm speaking but it's still worth going

I'm speaking but it's still worth going
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Jul 19, 2017

There's a free conference next week at the Library of...

There's a free conference next week at the Library of Congress if you want to swing by. digitalpreservation.gov/...
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Jul 19, 2017

I love seeing my taxes turn into civic architecture!

@gob I love seeing my taxes turn into civic architecture!
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Jul 19, 2017

I ... don't think I've ever been there?

@julien51 I ... don't think I've ever been there?
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Jul 19, 2017

Nature is beautiful. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88764...

Nature is beautiful. twitter.com/...
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Jul 19, 2017

Julien this is the first I've heard of it.

@julien51 Julien this is the first I've heard of it.
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Jul 19, 2017

It's going to be stupid hot. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

It's going to be stupid hot. twitter.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

Just come by we'll have fun.

@zdfs @jimray Just come by we'll have fun.
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Jul 18, 2017

I have this fountain and it is more confusing than human...

@jennschiffer I have this fountain and it is more confusing than human sexuality.
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Jul 18, 2017

My coffeeshop is a WebMD now. I looked it up online and...

My coffeeshop is a WebMD now. I looked it up online and this is one of the symptoms of late capitalism. twitter.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

“I let the guy at the counter know, he seemed mildly...

“I let the guy at the counter know, he seemed mildly concerned at best.” gothamist.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

When the AI truly understands. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

When the AI truly understands. twitter.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

Since Slack has RUINED EVERYING (jk) we're gonna talk about...

Since Slack has RUINED EVERYING (jk) we're gonna talk about it over drinks and snacks Wed, July 26, 6:30 PM eventbrite.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

If I have to choose, prison stripes.

@reppep If I have to choose, prison stripes.
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Jul 18, 2017

I figured out the perfect name for a vertical for...

@roseveleth @derektmead I figured out the perfect name for a vertical for bicyclists who listen to podcasts.
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Jul 18, 2017

I am large, I contain verticals.

I am large, I contain verticals.
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Jul 18, 2017

But Rose I love to give away fire ideas for free on the...

@roseveleth @derektmead But Rose I love to give away fire ideas for free on the Internet.
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Jul 18, 2017

Actually a safety vertical plus podcast is a fantastic idea...

@derektmead @roseveleth Actually a safety vertical plus podcast is a fantastic idea and sponsors would lose their mind for it.
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Jul 18, 2017

Too bad VICE doesn't have a safety vertical.

@derektmead @roseveleth Too bad VICE doesn't have a safety vertical.
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Jul 18, 2017

The good news is you will have time to listen to lots of...

@roseveleth @derektmead The good news is you will have time to listen to lots of podcasts...in the hospital.
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Jul 18, 2017

Derek are you wearing headphones while cycling?

@derektmead @roseveleth Derek are you wearing headphones while cycling?
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Jul 18, 2017

First you get the bridges, then you see it's sunny....

First you get the bridges, then you see it's sunny. twitter.com/...
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Jul 18, 2017

The actual stack is a bunch of XML and a bunch of 6502s....

The actual stack is a bunch of XML and a bunch of 6502s. twitter.com/...
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Jul 17, 2017

Did someone say “there's no left?”

@kendall Did someone say “there's no left?”
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Jul 17, 2017

How the left argues. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88712...

How the left argues. twitter.com/...
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Jul 17, 2017

At this point Mitch McConnell should just ask Satan for his...

At this point Mitch McConnell should just ask Satan for his soul back.
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Jul 17, 2017

Took a bus home tonight. It was gooooood.

Took a bus home tonight. It was gooooood.
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Jul 17, 2017

I'm all about ferries now.

@jpotisch @bn2b I'm all about ferries now.
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Jul 17, 2017

I love when one form of transportation carries another....

@jpotisch @bn2b I love when one form of transportation carries another. Like when cars are on ferries, or container ships carry trains. It's just magic.
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Jul 17, 2017

When brands take the next step....

When brands take the next step. twitter.com/...
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Jul 17, 2017

My kids really like these videos where they cook...

My kids really like these videos where they cook dollhouse-sized foods. That's all. youtube.com/...
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Jul 17, 2017

It's not too late.

@richziade It's not too late.
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Jul 17, 2017

This asshole loves puppies but he never mentions that every...

This asshole loves puppies but he never mentions that every puppy eventually dies. Also KITTENS?
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Jul 17, 2017

Wow who would have thought “buses can be okay sometimes”...

Wow who would have thought “buses can be okay sometimes” would be a controversial opinion on this website.
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Jul 17, 2017

I'm sorry, David, but I will not ask you again.

@miyridian I'm sorry, David, but I will not ask you again.
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Jul 17, 2017

I praise the bus system but acknowledge its flaws.

@maevemealone I praise the bus system but acknowledge its flaws.
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Jul 17, 2017

Oh I'm on an express most days. It's too easy. But it's...

@Jesselansner Oh I'm on an express most days. It's too easy. But it's good to mix it up.
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Jul 17, 2017

Anyway, all I'm saying is that you could try some bus...

Anyway, all I'm saying is that you could try some bus strategies. You're still close to a train if you're late.
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Jul 17, 2017

Like everything buses are a land of contrasts and you pay...

Like everything buses are a land of contrasts and you pay in time, sometimes ten minutes, sometimes FOREVER. And interborough is hard.
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Jul 17, 2017

I am healthier and happier when I walk around in and engage...

I am healthier and happier when I walk around in and engage with the city. Figuring out bus systems is a way to do that.
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Jul 17, 2017

Buses lead to weird strategies. For example, I could leave...

Buses lead to weird strategies. For example, I could leave work a half-hour early, walk to the Manhattan Bridge, cross, and take the B103.
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Jul 17, 2017

Aside from the B39, BM1, BM2, BM3, and BM4, that is true.

@maevemealone Aside from the B39, BM1, BM2, BM3, and BM4, that is true.
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Jul 17, 2017

this guy, it has 25 LEDs built in http://microbit.org/

@dphiffer this guy, it has 25 LEDs built in microbit.org
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Jul 17, 2017

There are many kinds of people on the subway but more kinds...

There are many kinds of people on the subway but more kinds on the bus, including more handicapped/older people.
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Jul 17, 2017

I think that BBC computer is perfect for this!

@dphiffer I think that BBC computer is perfect for this!
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Jul 17, 2017

You can look out the window and see the city, or be on your...

You can look out the window and see the city, or be on your phone the whole time using your data plan, never out of contact.
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Jul 17, 2017

One driver fist-bumps me and we ask about each other's kids...

One driver fist-bumps me and we ask about each other's kids every time I get on and off.
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Jul 17, 2017

You can use your phone on buses, and about 1/5th of the...

You can use your phone on buses, and about 1/5th of the drivers are helpful, nice people who brighten your day.
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Jul 17, 2017

Buses in NYC have a hackable API. http://bustime.mta.info/...

Buses in NYC have a hackable API. bustime.mta.info that works almost all of the time.
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Jul 17, 2017

There are regular (slower) buses + limited-stop (skip...

There are regular (slower) buses + limited-stop (skip stops), select (pay before boarding), and express ($, tour bus style).
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Jul 17, 2017

I know that you “never take buses.” But it's time to get...

I know that you “never take buses.” But it's time to get over yourself and explore the rich bus ecosystem of NYC.
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Jul 16, 2017

It's based on a know-nothing architecture.

It's based on a know-nothing architecture.
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Jul 16, 2017

So it's no surprise that it forms the basis of the new...

So it's no surprise that it forms the basis of the new inter-house economy, using a new currency called Ygrittecoin.
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Jul 16, 2017

The chain symbolizes an irrevocable contract between the...

The chain symbolizes an irrevocable contract between the linked houses. It's blessed by magic. It more valuable than gold.
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Jul 16, 2017

Prediction in the finale Jon Snow takes over and melts down...

Prediction in the finale Jon Snow takes over and melts down the Iron Throne, & with the help of a Meister forges an unbreakable chain.
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Jul 16, 2017

Seeing people get upset about Dr. Who warms both of my...

Seeing people get upset about Dr. Who warms both of my hearts.
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Jul 16, 2017

Are you TRYING to lose us sales leads?

@richziade Are you TRYING to lose us sales leads?
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Jul 16, 2017

Source is apparently: http://thefoxisblack.com/2011/05/04/th...

Source is apparently: thefoxisblack.com/...
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Jul 15, 2017

Yes but the sound works on the Windows machine.

@phooky Yes but the sound works on the Windows machine.
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Jul 15, 2017

I used to send them fake emails saying their email was...

@AdamWeinstein I used to send them fake emails saying their email was going to be shut off due to a writer complaining.
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Jul 15, 2017

Brands need to chill. https://twitter.com/EdelmanPR/status/8...

Brands need to chill. twitter.com/...
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Jul 15, 2017

You never acquire a trainer, you just stand up as many...

@aaronlammer @jlax @hunterwalk @mathowie You never acquire a trainer, you just stand up as many trainers as you need for the duration of your workout.
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Jul 15, 2017

Also no dog day afternoon, no Saturday night fever

@davidhsiegel Also no dog day afternoon, no Saturday night fever
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Jul 14, 2017

1994 Peter Gabriel wants to help you use your computer....

1994 Peter Gabriel wants to help you use your computer. twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

what if diggity but yes

what if diggity but yes
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Jul 14, 2017

hahahah no I just saw a picture

@stew_rtsmith hahahah no I just saw a picture
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Jul 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/885952968717217792/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

I'm not saying he's wrong. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

I'm not saying he's wrong. twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

It’s cool to see @keithellison capture some core issues...

It’s cool to see @keithellison capture some core issues around Net Neutrality in less than a minute. twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

This is a good breakdown of a visual hack in JavaScript....

This is a good breakdown of a visual hack in JavaScript. alexkras.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

Me before I insult all life itself vs. me after....

Me before I insult all life itself vs. me after. twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

Pray I don't ask you on my podcast any further.

@anildash @emckean Pray I don't ask you on my podcast any further.
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Jul 14, 2017

The Christian Dominatrix hed is superb.

@leahfinnegan The Christian Dominatrix hed is superb.
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Jul 14, 2017

This video is exactly how old media sees tech....

This video is exactly how old media sees tech. youtube.com/...
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Jul 14, 2017

Anil came on our podcast and now he manages a large group...

@anildash @emckean Anil came on our podcast and now he manages a large group of engineers.
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Jul 14, 2017

Welcome to Monkey's Paw day! Remember, if you can end the...

@jrobertlennon Welcome to Monkey's Paw day! Remember, if you can end the day with family alive and no one entombed in a gold statue, you did great!
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Jul 14, 2017

You have to come on our podcast now.

@emckean You have to come on our podcast now.
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Jul 13, 2017

“You Say Data, I Say System” by @blprnt...

“You Say Data, I Say System” by @blprnt @blprnt/you-say-data-i-say-system-54e84aa7a421?source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1499989607" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@blprnt/you-say-data-i-say-system-54e84aa7a421?source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1499989607
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Jul 13, 2017

tough but fair https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88549991323...

tough but fair twitter.com/...
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Jul 13, 2017

How that'd go: “Guys we should figure out September Nazis.”...

@theodoreross @leahfinnegan @max_read How that'd go: “Guys we should figure out September Nazis.” “I got a pitch from Kendall's rep that she'd love to do something in uniform.”
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Jul 13, 2017

anything less than "saw genius of piece immediately" will...

@max_read @theodoreross anything less than "saw genius of piece immediately" will kill them
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Jul 13, 2017

the problem is you would end up with no writers, because...

@max_read @theodoreross the problem is you would end up with no writers, because they would all be dead
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Jul 13, 2017

Oh wait I thought this was something else. I would...

@theodoreross @max_read Oh wait I thought this was something else. I would absolutely love to see this for every article.
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Jul 13, 2017

The web has infinite room for this! It could even be...

@max_read @theodoreross The web has infinite room for this! It could even be tracked automatically. I think it would help with credibility.
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Jul 13, 2017

I feel that this an artifact of Gabe knowing EVERYONE.

@theodoreross @Bitchinville I feel that this an artifact of Gabe knowing EVERYONE.
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Jul 13, 2017

(Partly because no magazine wants to remind people that...

@theodoreross (Partly because no magazine wants to remind people that it's a product, put out with compromises, using a production process.)
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Jul 13, 2017

Traditional lobbying groups came out for gamers.

@mburv Traditional lobbying groups came out for gamers.
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Jul 13, 2017

The American Enterprise Institute came out for gamers and I...

@jfeckstein The American Enterprise Institute came out for gamers and I went oh shit it's over.
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Jul 13, 2017

People love having their armies, The attention economy...

@_cynar People love having their armies, The attention economy is...feudalist.
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Jul 13, 2017

Just life, you know?

@onthemedia Just life, you know?
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Jul 13, 2017

It's so broken. It's more broken than basic civil society...

@_cynar It's so broken. It's more broken than basic civil society which is saying a lot.
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Jul 13, 2017

I feel that this was a good tweet for 2014....

I feel that this was a good tweet for 2014. twitter.com/...
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Jul 13, 2017

Kesha fans are collectively adorable and sweet....

Kesha fans are collectively adorable and sweet. twitter.com/...
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Jul 12, 2017

It's the people

@jenbee It's the people
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Jul 12, 2017

I know right

@jenbee I know right
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Jul 12, 2017

I love that scene because they'd blown the effects budget...

@JoshOakhurst I love that scene because they'd blown the effects budget and the bug was like five garbage bags.
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Jul 12, 2017

That's the good timeline

@phooky That's the good timeline
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Jul 12, 2017

All tweets will become podcasts eventually

@phooky All tweets will become podcasts eventually
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Jul 11, 2017

My cat LOVES both fish and canaries!

@hondanhon My cat LOVES both fish and canaries!
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Jul 11, 2017

*extremely java voice* my beans

*extremely java voice* my beans
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Jul 11, 2017

Dan it's too late I'm running GlassFish inside Chrome...

@hondanhon Dan it's too late I'm running GlassFish inside Chrome Canary.
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Jul 11, 2017

Wanted to write this piece for a year and finally did. It's...

Wanted to write this piece for a year and finally did. It's about dealing with anxiety when a journalist calls: trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

I just published “Be Our Guest!”...

I just published “Be Our Guest!” medium.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

“I don’t assume Jony Ive has a house. I assume he lives in...

“I don’t assume Jony Ive has a house. I assume he lives in a large white expanse, where everything rotates.” trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

“Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop.”...

“Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop.” nytimes.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

I mean we're talking Caputo's on Court St, not Kripke...

@michelet I mean we're talking Caputo's on Court St, not Kripke semantics. He could have just explained.
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Jul 11, 2017

My friend she too dumb for the gabbagool.

My friend she too dumb for the gabbagool.
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Jul 11, 2017

More like ELITEaly amirite. https://twitter.com/leahfinnegan...

More like ELITEaly amirite. twitter.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

Wheeeeeeee https://twitter.com/meganmurp/status/884748727126...

Wheeeeeeee twitter.com/...
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Jul 11, 2017

...this is true

@kendall ...this is true
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Jul 11, 2017

Many of my strongest political beliefs are about URLs.

Many of my strongest political beliefs are about URLs.
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Jul 11, 2017

Son, sobbing: Daddy, my foot got cut! It HURTS! Me:...

Son, sobbing: Daddy, my foot got cut! It HURTS!

Me: (Wiping tears, cradling foot.) Oh no! What happened?

Son: I stepped on a LEGO.

Me: twitter.com/...
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Jul 10, 2017

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🆕 🆕 🆕 🆕　🆕　🆕 👇 🆕 🆕 👇 　 ...

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
　 🆕 🆕 🆕
🆕　🆕　🆕
👇 🆕 🆕 👇
　 🆕　🆕
　 🆕　 🆕
　 👢 👢
howdy. i'm the new sheriff.
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Jul 10, 2017

Literally by the missing fur from over grooming and the...

@sophaskins Literally by the missing fur from over grooming and the deep scratches on everyone's arms and ankles.
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Jul 10, 2017

People on Twitter are being critical that we are putting...

People on Twitter are being critical that we are putting our cat on Prozac but no one wants to give me credit for helping her quit smoking.
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Jul 10, 2017

Cat prozac is $18 and comes with little meat pockets.

Cat prozac is $18 and comes with little meat pockets.
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Jul 10, 2017

We tried more traditional psychotherapy but she kept...

We tried more traditional psychotherapy but she kept scratching the couch.
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Jul 10, 2017

It's that kind of party. https://twitter.com/filth_filler/st...

It's that kind of party. twitter.com/...
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Jul 10, 2017

I tried to come up with a cat name for Tom Cruise but then...

I tried to come up with a cat name for Tom Cruise but then I realized Tom Cruise is already a cat name.
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Jul 10, 2017

I don't care what Tom Cruise says.

I don't care what Tom Cruise says.
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Jul 10, 2017

I'm on my way to get antidepressants for our cat.

I'm on my way to get antidepressants for our cat.
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Jul 10, 2017

a mobile app could be a software application on a mobile...

@kjetil1 a mobile app could be a software application on a mobile phone, or a tasty appetizer that was delivered to your door. oh god what even am i
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Jul 10, 2017

Is that keyboard as satisfying as it looks?

@phooky @paulrickards Is that keyboard as satisfying as it looks?
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Jul 10, 2017

frankly i'm worried that people, in their busy lives,...

@jlax @MikeIsaac @richziade frankly i'm worried that people, in their busy lives, missed just how good a pun "mobile apps" was, in a conversation about tapas
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Jul 10, 2017

Yeah as a concerned climate citizen you have read all of...

@sally_j Yeah as a concerned climate citizen you have read all of this before absolutely. Still scary!
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Jul 10, 2017

It's just all the normal bad shit in one place.

@sally_j It's just all the normal bad shit in one place.
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Jul 10, 2017

Counterpoint: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/07/c...

Counterpoint: nymag.com/...
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Jul 9, 2017

I missed this great essay on PPT even though it is very...

I missed this great essay on PPT even though it is very relevant to my interests. russelldavies.com/...
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Jul 9, 2017

I'm having trouble seeing the upside.

@harper @tomcoates I'm having trouble seeing the upside.
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Jul 9, 2017

I've been having the urge to write again. I think I miss...

I've been having the urge to write again. I think I miss people yelling at me. @ftrain/nyc-in-the-summers-8c0ef737ae07" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@ftrain/nyc-in-the-summers-8c0ef737ae07
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Jul 9, 2017

Kids are so literal.

@irwin Kids are so literal.
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Jul 9, 2017

It's the official title so he has no idea he can just not...

@irwin It's the official title so he has no idea he can just not say “Calvin and Hobbes.”
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Jul 9, 2017

5-year-old son: I love reading unabridged Calvin &...

5-year-old son: I love reading unabridged Calvin & Hobbes.

Me: You're so smart! I'm so proud!

Son: But I hate Calvin.

Me: Leave my home.
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Jul 9, 2017

On one hand I'm really disappointed by Jay-Z rapping about...

On one hand I'm really disappointed by Jay-Z rapping about “natural” twins but on the other hand I don't pay for Tidal.
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Jul 9, 2017

I mean of all people Jon I'd expect you to respect the...

@jlax @MikeIsaac @richziade I mean of all people Jon I'd expect you to respect the importance of mobile apps.
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Jul 9, 2017

Even on Seamless we just order lots of little plates.

@jlax @MikeIsaac @richziade Even on Seamless we just order lots of little plates.
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Jul 9, 2017

Being in business with @richziade has made me question...

@jlax @MikeIsaac Being in business with @richziade has made me question entree culture.
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Jul 9, 2017

I'm gonna read her autobiography. I just read 20pp and...

@mayli @GraceLeeBoggs I'm gonna read her autobiography. I just read 20pp and she's such a clear writer!
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Jul 9, 2017

There's a big fight in the other room about laundry so...

@GraceLeeBoggs There's a big fight in the other room about laundry so that's the end of this thread.
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Jul 9, 2017

She had a Twitter account. @GraceLeeBoggs. I just bought...

She had a Twitter account. @GraceLeeBoggs. I just bought her book.
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Jul 9, 2017

The daughter of the owner was Grace Lee Boggs, who was a...

The daughter of the owner was Grace Lee Boggs, who was a famous civil rights activist who died in 2015, aged 100. newyorker.com/... twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/884076971185098752/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2017

The restaurant Chin's was the second outpost of Chin Lee's....

The restaurant Chin's was the second outpost of Chin Lee's. Very big, very cheap! Shut down in 1949 for tax reasons.
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Jul 9, 2017

The smoking Camel sign was a famous landmark, lasted into...

The smoking Camel sign was a famous landmark, lasted into the 1960s. Good Morning America is there now (en.wikipedia.org/...
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Jul 9, 2017

I've been poking around this photo waiting for my kids to...

I've been poking around this photo waiting for my kids to get dressed. Hotel Claridge was demolished starting in 1970. twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2017

Update: They want to blow bubbles, and I said you can't do...

Update: They want to blow bubbles, and I said you can't do that in a graveyard, so they are no longer goth.
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Jul 9, 2017

Offered the kids a choice: Go see an art thing with...

Offered the kids a choice: Go see an art thing with thousands of pinwheels, or walk through Green-Wood cemetery. Turns out they're goth.
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Jul 8, 2017

I just asked some grade school kids, “When's the last time...

I just asked some grade school kids, “When's the last time you threw up?” and 20 mins later this is the easiest babysitting I've ever done.
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Jul 8, 2017

I have a nice sharp stick you can put in your caring place.

@richziade I have a nice sharp stick you can put in your caring place.
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Jul 7, 2017

I really did think I was helping and I'm so sorry.

I really did think I was helping and I'm so sorry.
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Jul 7, 2017

I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it...

I just downloaded my Twitter archive and looked through it and it turns out tweeting is bad.
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Jul 7, 2017

I gotta say there was some chocolate Soylent at the office...

I gotta say there was some chocolate Soylent at the office and it was a great, filling breakfast and I loved it.
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Jul 7, 2017

When Facebook buys Soylent in two years can I suggest the...

When Facebook buys Soylent in two years can I suggest the headline “Our Inedible Journey.”
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Jul 7, 2017

St. Bernards are great rescue dogs but we all know Bernese...

St. Bernards are great rescue dogs but we all know Bernese would have won.
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Jul 7, 2017

That is a study in contrasts.

@seldo That is a study in contrasts.
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Jul 7, 2017

I'm looking at this a little, it's a sweet post....

I'm looking at this a little, it's a sweet post. openculture.com/...
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Jul 7, 2017

What's everybody doing THIS Friday evening?...

What's everybody doing THIS Friday evening? twitter.com/...
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Jul 7, 2017

I mean listen it's SOOOO goood.

@patbits I mean listen it's SOOOO goood.
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Jul 7, 2017

We must delete our accounts and log off for the future of...

We must delete our accounts and log off for the future of all children.
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Jul 7, 2017

See this is why you can't trust the media.

@perryhewitt See this is why you can't trust the media.
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Jul 7, 2017

Katie wrote this and I'm quoted in it, so I would advise...

Katie wrote this and I'm quoted in it, so I would advise against reading it. twitter.com/...
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Jul 7, 2017

It's time for some Haim theory....

It's time for some Haim theory. twitter.com/...
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Jul 6, 2017

...what? Wow!

@unitof ...what? Wow!
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Jul 6, 2017

This is a great post by Drew Bell about lossy platforms and...

This is a great post by Drew Bell about lossy platforms and how “your database shapes you.” trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 6, 2017

That @zeynep is a good digital citizen is...totally true:...

That @zeynep is a good digital citizen is...totally true: @ObamaFoundation/digital-citizenship-whats-your-approach-cb7790829b3" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@ObamaFoundation/digital-citizenship-whats-your-approach-cb7790829b3
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Jul 6, 2017

God I hate American carnage.

@goldman God I hate American carnage.
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Jul 6, 2017

Did the American carnage stop yet?

Did the American carnage stop yet?
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Jul 5, 2017

https://medium.com/@noahkunin/why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d54...

@noahkunin/why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d547" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@noahkunin/why-im-leaving-18f-48970131d547
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Jul 4, 2017

“This is now the rarest Pepe,” said Cock69TrumpHitler in an...

“This is now the rarest Pepe,” said Cock69TrumpHitler in an exclusive FEDERALIST interview as he planted the cartoon flag into the red dust.
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Jul 4, 2017

Happy 4th! The fireworks are going outside and my kids...

Happy 4th! The fireworks are going outside and my kids won't go to bed.
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Jul 4, 2017

We live in a world of extreme possibility including...

We live in a world of extreme possibility including extremely bad.
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Jul 4, 2017

What if Elon Musk sends like a 4Chan person to Mars and...

What if Elon Musk sends like a 4Chan person to Mars and they put a Pepe flag on Mars and say "This is one small kek for MANkind."
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Jul 4, 2017

Guess which two five-year-olds are completely awake.

@maureenflaherty Guess which two five-year-olds are completely awake.
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Jul 4, 2017

Oh no it checks out. I've been there on the 4th in past...

@irwin @coneyislandjim Oh no it checks out. I've been there on the 4th in past years. It's AMAZING.
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Jul 4, 2017

It's nothing shocking there are a few gems and multivolume...

@TrevorFSmith @510home @PostlightStudio It's nothing shocking there are a few gems and multivolume sets. The rest is just nice to have nearby.
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Jul 4, 2017

And white people helped themselves.

@0x424c41434b And white people helped themselves.
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Jul 4, 2017

It's a coincidence—but perfect—that this comes out July...

@JeromeHardaway It's a coincidence—but perfect—that this comes out July 4th. When @JeromeHardaway runs for Congress I'm chipping in.
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Jul 4, 2017

On the podcast: Vet @JeromeHardaway wanted to help vets get...

On the podcast: Vet @JeromeHardaway wanted to help vets get jobs, so he started a free code school while working FT. soundcloud.com/...
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Jul 4, 2017

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission timeline...

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission timeline is...lit...right now. @USCPSC twitter.com/...
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Jul 3, 2017

JK you'd already have been denied treatment.

JK you'd already have been denied treatment.
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Jul 3, 2017

Doctor in 2045: It's severe wrist arthritis. Were you by...

Doctor in 2045: It's severe wrist arthritis. Were you by any chance a Twitter user?
Patient: Wait,👏how👏could👏you👏have👏known👏that?
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Jul 3, 2017

I think about this GIF a lot. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

I think about this GIF a lot. twitter.com/...
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Jul 3, 2017

Wow does that look like something that was pushed to...

Wow does that look like something that was pushed to production before the holiday weekend. twitter.com/...
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Jul 3, 2017

SMH it is so like the Trilateral Commission to invoke the...

SMH it is so like the Trilateral Commission to invoke the Jekyll Island Protocol right before we all celebrate July 4th. twitter.com/...
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Jul 3, 2017

Has functional programming gone too far?...

Has functional programming gone too far? twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2017

I am about to officiate a wedding in this room, & then...

I am about to officiate a wedding in this room, & then I will by God Proclaime Goodie Taylor a Witche Most Foule. twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2017

Winnnnner!!!! https://twitter.com/wsarles/status/88125619172...

Winnnnner!!!! twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2017

Keep zooming in https://twitter.com/djacobs/status/881253515...

Keep zooming in twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2017

Ding ding ding but EXACTLY

@djacobs Ding ding ding but EXACTLY
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Jul 1, 2017

Great guess but no.

@aberoyce Great guess but no.
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Jul 1, 2017

Quiz: Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/88125236...

Quiz: Where am I? twitter.com/...
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