Ftrain, by Paul Ford

May 2017

May 22, 2017

I'm going to test it out now and see what happens.

I'm going to test it out now and see what happens.
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May 22, 2017

This is an AMAZING feature, and it's about time....

This is an AMAZING feature, and it's about time. Congratulations to the product team.
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May 22, 2017

HAS THAT ALWAYS BEEN THERE? https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...

HAS THAT ALWAYS BEEN THERE? twitter.com/...
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May 22, 2017

Wait you can log off from Twitter?

Wait you can log off from Twitter?
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May 21, 2017

Kim Dotcom WILL share the truth—but it will take 100...

Kim Dotcom WILL share the truth—but it will take 100 minutes to download all six files, and when you unrar it, it'll need a password.
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May 21, 2017

whole illuminati council shaking its head going, never let...

whole illuminati council shaking its head going, never let them see you touch the orb
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May 21, 2017

Following her personal, cultural, and technological...

@SarahJamieLewis Following her personal, cultural, and technological interests?
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May 21, 2017

me before i take my shoes off and throw them in the lake vs...

me before i take my shoes off and throw them in the lake vs me after twitter.com/...
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May 20, 2017

POLL: A/B testing

POLL: A/B testing
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May 20, 2017

my kids were asking to watch some video online and this is...

my kids were asking to watch some video online and this is the only one i could think of twitter.com/...
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May 20, 2017

it's always been that way too, like the entire history of...

@adrjeffries it's always been that way too, like the entire history of the city, you just went to the automat or whathave you, it was cool
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May 20, 2017

as a shamboling fattie i think about this a lot. feels like...

@adrjeffries as a shamboling fattie i think about this a lot. feels like destiny. remember table-for-1.tumblr.com
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May 20, 2017

wow that's unreasonably effective

@tinysubversions wow that's unreasonably effective
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May 19, 2017

Eric, We've never met, but I'd like to take a moment to say...

@ericgeller @ashleyfeinberg Eric, We've never met, but I'd like to take a moment to say that I appreciate your hard work making this website better every single day.
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May 19, 2017

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May 19, 2017

parsing marc records https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/86559...

parsing marc records twitter.com/...
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May 19, 2017

My little boy spontaneously hugged me and told me I was the...

My little boy spontaneously hugged me and told me I was the best daddy this morning. Didn't correct him. Better for him to learn on his own.
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May 18, 2017

well that works incredibly well

@mbostock well that works incredibly well
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May 18, 2017

Adding the Ghost In the Shell soundtrack to any video just...

Adding the Ghost In the Shell soundtrack to any video just makes sense tubedubber.com
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May 18, 2017

oh no i meant it, i just didn't want to spend my day...

@bn2b oh no i meant it, i just didn't want to spend my day getting dumb replies
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May 18, 2017

That's like the 150th worst thing.

@bluechoochoo That's like the 150th worst thing.
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May 18, 2017

just that i didn't know ailes was human

@bn2b just that i didn't know ailes was human
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May 18, 2017

According to the terms of his agreement, they now have to...

According to the terms of his agreement, they now have to pick three Fox anchors to seal into his tomb to ease his journey.
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May 18, 2017

Gonna erase that last tweet before it jumps the fence of...

Gonna erase that last tweet before it jumps the fence of irony into dipshitville.
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May 18, 2017

This home video of post-punks taking the train to Coney...

This home video of post-punks taking the train to Coney Island in 1987 is...a beautiful portrait of family. youtube.com/...
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May 18, 2017

YouTube knows me...very well. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

YouTube knows me...very well. twitter.com/...
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May 18, 2017

Polls in mobile web!

Polls in mobile web!
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May 18, 2017

This guy at a Scottish hospital getting ketamine for his...

This guy at a Scottish hospital getting ketamine for his ankle is real good stuff youtube.com/... via @metafilter
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May 17, 2017

The spectacle of this gruelling nine day nightmare shitshow...

The spectacle of this gruelling nine day nightmare shitshow global Presidential trip is going to burned into our consciousness for decades.
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May 17, 2017

A man picked Mo and me up in a snowstorm when the trains...

@maureenflaherty @anildash A man picked Mo and me up in a snowstorm when the trains wouldn't run when we really needed to get to the doctor.
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May 17, 2017

Like on eggpost you used to stop and write I JUST ATE SO...

@bn2b Like on eggpost you used to stop and write I JUST ATE SO MUCH CANDY
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May 17, 2017

Um I thought that was your personal brand

@bn2b Um I thought that was your personal brand
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May 17, 2017

i doubt i should go it's the one pure thing left

@mmcwatters i doubt i should go it's the one pure thing left
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May 17, 2017

and so i still have this incredibly vivid idea of it as an...

@mmcwatters and so i still have this incredibly vivid idea of it as an unrealized dreamscape of mini-coasters and pure joy and wonder
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May 17, 2017

okay so when i was a kid I BEGGED to go to dutch wonderland...

@mmcwatters okay so when i was a kid I BEGGED to go to dutch wonderland and for various reasons it never came together
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May 17, 2017

You had me at Dutch Wonderland

@mmcwatters You had me at Dutch Wonderland
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May 17, 2017

NETFLIX: It seemed like a good idea to do a fifth season of...

NETFLIX: It seemed like a good idea to do a fifth season of Arrested Development.

NARRATOR: It wasn't.
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May 17, 2017

http://nypost.com/2017/05/17/instagram-brat-polishes-her-2m-...

nypost.com/...
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May 17, 2017

Things should be better now.

@studiesincrap Things should be better now.
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May 17, 2017

New York’s Legislature Is On The Brink Of Passing Universal...

New York’s Legislature Is On The Brink Of Passing Universal Healthcare villagevoice.com/...
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May 17, 2017

(Made by @PostlightStudio, working closely with the Voice...

(Made by @PostlightStudio, working closely with the Voice [obvs] and @Pentagram. More to come!)
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May 17, 2017

Check out this beautifully-designed and...

Check out this beautifully-designed and carefully-engineered new website for the legendary Village Voice villagevoice.com
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May 16, 2017

My folder is called “I Am An Organized Person”

@DavidLublin My folder is called “I Am An Organized Person”
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May 16, 2017

I also have my subpoena crayon ready....

I also have my subpoena crayon ready. twitter.com/...
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May 16, 2017

this is the way that a bill becomes a law...

this is the way that a

bill

becomes a law twitter.com/...
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May 16, 2017

On a more serious note, Jared is going to have to work SO...

@michelet On a more serious note, Jared is going to have to work SO HARD.
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May 16, 2017

They're known for their generous sense of fun and their...

@michelet They're known for their generous sense of fun and their tolerance for mistakes.
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May 16, 2017

ATTACK THE STACK. On the podcast, we force @johnshankman of...

ATTACK THE STACK. On the podcast, we force @johnshankman of @htagl to explain what the hell is web advertising soundcloud.com/...
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May 16, 2017

The writer, Alex Tizon, finished this story and died.

The writer, Alex Tizon, finished this story and died.
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May 16, 2017

Dear God. “My Family's Slave.” https://www.theatlantic.com/m...

Dear God. “My Family's Slave.” theatlantic.com/...
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May 16, 2017

Blondie is actually the name of the band, the name of the...

Blondie is actually the name of the band, the name of the singer is Blondie's Monster.
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May 16, 2017

You just have to give it enough traffic candy.

You just have to give it enough traffic candy.
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May 16, 2017

My kids played so much Pokémon Go this weekend I was...

My kids played so much Pokémon Go this weekend I was reading the news and thought, a Chartbeat evolves into a Chartbeast.
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May 16, 2017

The original productivity guru.

@gob The original productivity guru.
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May 15, 2017

This is an important historical document ...

This is an important historical document youtube.com/...
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May 15, 2017

dammit NOTHING works

@jfeckstein dammit NOTHING works
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May 15, 2017

Dammit I was hoping that would end Twitter.

Dammit I was hoping that would end Twitter.
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May 15, 2017

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May 14, 2017

To quote Emily Dickinson in this dark time, hope is the...

@seldo @maxlinsky @goldman To quote Emily Dickinson in this dark time, hope is the thing with fetters.
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May 14, 2017

This horse is going to whinny so much you're going to get...

This horse is going to whinny so much you're going to get tired of whinnying.
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May 14, 2017

When you're a Vice President and you truly love a horse...

When you're a Vice President and you truly love a horse that's called a stable transfer of government.
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May 14, 2017

Complicated day for Mike Pence.

Complicated day for Mike Pence.
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May 13, 2017

i like the thought experiment thought it's fun to think...

@leahfinnegan @theintercept @nytopinion i like the thought experiment thought it's fun to think about why opinion is the way it is and what it could be like on other planets
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May 13, 2017

that's toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

@bn2b that's toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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May 13, 2017

heheh i do this but with M-x column-number-mode

@sophaskins @peterseibel heheh i do this but with M-x column-number-mode
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May 13, 2017

Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

@starsandrobots Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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May 13, 2017

It's made my Hmms much richer and more expressive.

It's made my Hmms much richer and more expressive.
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May 13, 2017

Emacs trick: Type CTRL-u + number, then letter, to repeat...

Emacs trick: Type CTRL-u + number, then letter, to repeat it that many times. So: H CTRL-u 40 m = Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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May 13, 2017

A visit to Dorothy Day's rooms https://www.facebook.com/pg/F...

A visit to Dorothy Day's rooms facebook.com/...
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May 13, 2017

This was slipped under our door and is adorable but why do...

This was slipped under our door and is adorable but why do I keep having flashbacks to an abandoned mental hospital? twitter.com/...
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May 13, 2017

http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-excited-hear-girlfr...

#0" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-excited-hear-girlfriend-has-been-doing-lo-55994#0
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May 13, 2017

I can imagine a fund with events tied to when the Economist...

@DeanHach I can imagine a fund with events tied to when the Economist mentions certain economists.
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May 13, 2017

It's ALWAYS a bad sign for the world economy when the...

@DeanHach It's ALWAYS a bad sign for the world economy when the Economist reminds us that Marx is a serious economic thinker.
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May 13, 2017

I'm sorry about the rain.

@robynkanner I'm sorry about the rain.
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May 12, 2017

I feel like we're out past the choppy reef in the big blue...

@bluechoochoo I feel like we're out past the choppy reef in the big blue ocean now.
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May 12, 2017

Good point—we're pretty focused on NYC on our thinking on...

@ShmendrikLamar @richziade Good point—we're pretty focused on NYC on our thinking on that one.
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May 12, 2017

I was in Moxy Früvous, is there anywhere my experience...

@bn2b I was in Moxy Früvous, is there anywhere my experience could be useful?
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May 12, 2017

“One More Try on the FTP” from May 28, 1975...

“One More Try on the FTP” from May 28, 1975 rfc-editor.org/...
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May 12, 2017

Most of my code is bug-free and works great, with few...

Most of my code is bug-free and works great, with few exceptions. twitter.com/...
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May 12, 2017

It's not really irony, though. We're just empathizing with...

@tomcoates @hondanhon It's not really irony, though. We're just empathizing with our oppressor, who is ourself.
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May 12, 2017

oh that was just a random idea never real

@gplewis oh that was just a random idea never real
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May 12, 2017

sometimes i think obscuring my intent under multiple irony...

sometimes i think obscuring my intent under multiple irony blankets is the wrong way to communicate with you people
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May 12, 2017

Definitely one of the top 700 words I'd associate with you.

@leahfinnegan Definitely one of the top 700 words I'd associate with you.
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May 12, 2017

i keep telling you all I'm the fun cassandra, but no one...

i keep telling you all I'm the fun cassandra, but no one listens
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May 12, 2017

this is from 2014 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/54812722...

this is from 2014 twitter.com/...
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May 12, 2017

The thing to remember is that Liz Spayd won the electoral...

The thing to remember is that Liz Spayd won the electoral college vote. Like it or not, that's how our system works.
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May 11, 2017

What Is Love, but in another room...

What Is Love, but in another room #notes" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://fromanotherroom.tumblr.com/post/160248049014/what-is-love-playing-from-another-room-haddaway#notes
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May 11, 2017

“you still have a job but will not be paid” is a bad sign...

@iano “you still have a job but will not be paid” is a bad sign IMO
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May 11, 2017

i love that ja rule is on the line on mute

@iano i love that ja rule is on the line on mute
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May 11, 2017

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@iano 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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May 11, 2017

this audio is spectacular https://news.vice.com/story/audio-...

this audio is spectacular news.vice.com/...
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May 11, 2017

How Kansas's (successful!) attempts to create a tech...

How Kansas's (successful!) attempts to create a tech innovation hub ended up in murder. bloomberg.com/...
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May 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/862668621398626304/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 11, 2017

“Watch them start to choke like dogs,” Trump says, having...

“Watch them start to choke like dogs,” Trump says, having fun. “Watch what happens. They are desperate for breath.” time.com/...
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May 11, 2017

That's totally true. Pat Weaver (Sigourney's father!) was...

@davidfg That's totally true. Pat Weaver (Sigourney's father!) was an advocate—c.f. “Operation Frontal Lobes.” museum.tv/...
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May 11, 2017

I was talking about your tweets.

@anildash I was talking about your tweets.
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May 11, 2017

I mean the good parts happened and were incredibly good....

@anildash I mean the good parts happened and were incredibly good. But the bad has been unprecedentedly, species-riskingly bad.
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May 11, 2017

The Obama Foundation building should just be a giant...

The Obama Foundation building should just be a giant popcorn maker available to everyone watching this horror show.
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May 11, 2017

People believe what they want to believe is all I'm saying,...

People believe what they want to believe is all I'm saying, including me.
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May 11, 2017

The ethos around Internet technology was that it would make...

The ethos around Internet technology was that it would make us smarter, informed citizens better able to act in enlightened self-interest.
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May 11, 2017

A mailed diploma is still a perfectly good diploma but the...

A mailed diploma is still a perfectly good diploma but the chance to boo Betsey DeVos is once-in-a-lifetime.
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May 10, 2017

Wait John if I visited you would just let me look at really...

@john_overholt Wait John if I visited you would just let me look at really old books?
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May 10, 2017

I'm definitely seeing more causation than correlation here

@jennschiffer I'm definitely seeing more causation than correlation here
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May 10, 2017

Hi kellan do you have 20 minutes for coffee I believe I...

@kellan Hi kellan do you have 20 minutes for coffee I believe I have a unique investment opportunity
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May 10, 2017

This truly is a wonderful era for bad writers.

This truly is a wonderful era for bad writers.
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May 10, 2017

I am...[peach cobbler falls out of pocket]...not...

I am...[peach cobbler falls out of pocket]...not always...[Star Wars Rebels playing on phone]...who I...[Chainsmokers ringtone]...want to be
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May 10, 2017

immediately afterwards my guy was like, "umm what's 51 plus...

@supalaze immediately afterwards my guy was like, "umm what's 51 plus 6?"
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May 10, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/862337216600780800/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2017

chrome shows me this when i look at my cookies and i kind...

chrome shows me this when i look at my cookies and i kind of love it twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2017

can't have a kleptocracy without breaking some eggs

@abackstrom can't have a kleptocracy without breaking some eggs
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May 10, 2017

is this the america liberals want...

is this the america liberals want twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2017

Walked 5yo son to school. I asked, “When do you think...

Walked 5yo son to school. I asked, “When do you think you'll be too old to hold my hand?” He answered, “Fifteen.” twitter.com/...
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May 9, 2017

“Coup de Trump” is okay but what about Coup Coup Bananas,...

“Coup de Trump” is okay but what about Coup Coup Bananas, Top Cop Chopped, F.B.BYE, Rule of Flaw, or just Pee Know What You're Hiding.
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May 9, 2017

God was the first angel investor.

God was the first angel investor.
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May 9, 2017

oh okay python so i'm simple and lazy now...

oh okay python so i'm simple and lazy now twitter.com/...
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May 9, 2017

I mean, I'd settle for singing like Niki and the Dove.

@shani_o I mean, I'd settle for singing like Niki and the Dove.
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May 9, 2017

They've aged out of those but into Magic School Bus (okay,...

@osulop They've aged out of those but into Magic School Bus (okay, okay) and nature documentaries (thank God).
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May 9, 2017

Not saying I don't love it! Just saying it's a lot of...

@livlab Not saying I don't love it! Just saying it's a lot of Christmas.
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May 9, 2017

VICE News is going deeeeeep on POPULISM which is...really...

VICE News is going deeeeeep on POPULISM which is...really good to do right now. news.vice.com/...
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May 9, 2017

OCTONAUTS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!

@ranggiana OCTONAUTS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
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May 9, 2017

When you stay at home with a sick kindergartener in May and...

When you stay at home with a sick kindergartener in May and she wants to watch the Christmas episode of Octonauts.
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May 8, 2017

i'm ready. watching him become a huge wonk has been fun and...

@jackiefloyd i'm ready. watching him become a huge wonk has been fun and satisfying.
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May 8, 2017

Yes yes we should absolutely

@papertyger Yes yes we should absolutely
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May 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/861561574149980160/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 8, 2017

The world is what it is, but I can still wave back at the...

The world is what it is, but I can still wave back at the Statue of Liberty every morning on my commute. twitter.com/...
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May 8, 2017

be careful with coffee everything else is soooooo chill...

@redkeg be careful with coffee everything else is soooooo chill and then you have a second cup with your granola and suddenly you can hear colors
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May 8, 2017

i mean they don't which is the point and why we end up so...

@redkeg i mean they don't which is the point and why we end up so jealous (until day 4 when we yearn for late capitalist hyperstimuli)
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May 7, 2017

Gallery of programming UIs http://alarmingdevelopment.org/?p...

Gallery of programming UIs alarmingdevelopment.org
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May 7, 2017

It's just where you put the things that make you no money.

@amandafrench @beep It's just where you put the things that make you no money.
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May 7, 2017

Political Meme Magic just died on the Meme Maginot.

Political Meme Magic just died on the Meme Maginot.
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May 7, 2017

Ulgh, exactly, what's worse than having a smiling fun...

@mathowie @KristyT @jennschiffer Ulgh, exactly, what's worse than having a smiling fun picture of yourself in the New York Times. 🤔
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May 7, 2017

and its templating engine is twig

and its templating engine is twig
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May 7, 2017

the map of all the trees in NYC is really one hell of a...

the map of all the trees in NYC is really one hell of a thing tree-map.nycgovparks.org
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May 6, 2017

The Avatar sequel looks good.

@jenniferdaniel The Avatar sequel looks good.
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May 6, 2017

http://www.theonion.com/video/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-s...

theonion.com/...
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May 5, 2017

Right but the Titanic necklace was actually called “heart...

@papertyger Right but the Titanic necklace was actually called “heart of the ocean.”
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May 5, 2017

Both Moana and Titanic are movies about returning stolen...

Both Moana and Titanic are movies about returning stolen jewelry.
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May 5, 2017

I am very sad that piece ended up so weirdly prescient. I...

@GrahamStarr I am very sad that piece ended up so weirdly prescient. I didn't think the dictatorship would be us, though.
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May 5, 2017

These people. https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/8602409553...

These people. twitter.com/...
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May 4, 2017

<pretension>I was obsessed with articulating absence...

@anthonylydgate <pretension>I was obsessed with articulating absence and emptiness. It was a sort of self conscious follow-on to themorningnews.org/...
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May 4, 2017

holy shit. i have almost no memory of writing that.

@anthonylydgate holy shit. i have almost no memory of writing that.
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May 4, 2017

It's a small organization that is trying to grow, partially...

@kaythaney @VetsWhoCode It's a small organization that is trying to grow, partially in this direction. I have a lot of faith in @JeromeHardaway.
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May 4, 2017

.@VetsWhoCode I mean...you gotta be a vet. But after that!

.@VetsWhoCode I mean...you gotta be a vet. But after that!
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May 4, 2017

.@VetsWhoCode I just gave $100 because I'm socially awkward...

.@VetsWhoCode I just gave $100 because I'm socially awkward but if you boost the signal that would be good. Also: @VetsWhoCode is a VERY inclusive org.
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May 4, 2017

People: @VetsWhoCode which is an organization that helps...

People: @VetsWhoCode which is an organization that helps vets...code is asking people to give $10 and tag 10 folks. vetswhocode.kindful.com
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May 4, 2017

You've seen things we wouldn't believe. Procurement off the...

@harrisj @18F You've seen things we wouldn't believe. Procurement off the shoulder of 295. Waterfall processes glistening inside the Treasury department.
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May 4, 2017

It was so good it existed at all.

@phooky It was so good it existed at all.
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May 4, 2017

When poll creation works on web mobile there can be...

@ManagerSana When poll creation works on web mobile there can be specific praise.
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May 4, 2017

This is a good account.

@ManagerSana This is a good account.
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May 4, 2017

Right but gender is binary. https://twitter.com/matttomic/st...

Right but gender is binary. twitter.com/...
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May 3, 2017

Might as well start a slack channel

@harrisj Might as well start a slack channel
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May 3, 2017

The hill they live on is bones.

@harrisj The hill they live on is bones.
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May 3, 2017

I just watched this and...You're totally right

@harrisj I just watched this and...You're totally right
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May 3, 2017

POLL: Title of the definitive history of 2017

POLL: Title of the definitive history of 2017
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May 3, 2017

In conclusion, Brooklyn.

In conclusion, Brooklyn.
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May 3, 2017

that planet has bad healthcare

@studiesincrap that planet has bad healthcare
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May 3, 2017

Aaron...It was a year. We were actually in that room for a...

@aaronlammer @richziade Aaron...It was a year. We were actually in that room for a year.
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May 3, 2017

Emily! Hi! Thanks!

@Emdashes Emily! Hi! Thanks!
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May 3, 2017

.@adactio For the people who ask me, “how do I get into...

.@adactio For the people who ask me, “how do I get into this?” it takes a while, but start right there and see if you want to learn more.
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May 3, 2017

So @adactio wrote a free primer about the foundations of...

So @adactio wrote a free primer about the foundations of web-building and it's a GREAT intro to all the STUFF. resilientwebdesign.com
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May 2, 2017

I didn't know https://www.xml.com/articles/2017/01/01/xmlcom...

I didn't know xml.com/... relaunched but grateful they kept my byline. My first steady writing money. xml.com/...
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May 2, 2017

right. also i'm sure i've looked at you five or ten times...

@maxlinsky @richziade @aaronlammer right. also i'm sure i've looked at you five or ten times in incomprehension. fun!
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May 2, 2017

it's mentorship leah not mentortainment

@leahfinnegan it's mentorship leah not mentortainment
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May 2, 2017

DrexEl. Know your Darbies, Brady.

@BradyDale DrexEl. Know your Darbies, Brady.
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May 1, 2017

May Day 2012 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8592169473507...

May Day 2012 twitter.com/...
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May 1, 2017

this makes sense to me

@tym27 this makes sense to me
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May 1, 2017

True! It's the ultimate Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval!

@jackrusher @aphyr True! It's the ultimate Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval!
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May 1, 2017

especially da share zone interaction with wendy's

@mathowie @AGoldmund especially da share zone interaction with wendy's
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May 1, 2017

This co is in our building and I chat with them in the...

This co is in our building and I chat with them in the elevator sometimes and they've pulled off something coooooool cockroachlabs.com/...
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May 1, 2017

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Brightly-colored zippy parka...

@mathowie Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Brightly-colored zippy parka things $3,600
Utility $150
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May 1, 2017

If anyone is looking for clips lmk I'll forward your info....

If anyone is looking for clips lmk I'll forward your info. twitter.com/...
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May 1, 2017

It sounds terrrrrrrible.

@drunkenbee It sounds terrrrrrrible.
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May 1, 2017

From this poll I'm learning that I might be a little...

@michelet From this poll I'm learning that I might be a little tightly wound. I do a six-step four-area checklist.
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May 1, 2017

POLL: How do you leave the house?

POLL: How do you leave the house?
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May 1, 2017

cool cool but maybe 2018 first https://www.nytimes.com/2017/...

cool cool but maybe 2018 first nytimes.com/...
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May 1, 2017

Movie and TV bedtimes: “Goodnight, you Princes of Maine.”...

Movie and TV bedtimes: “Goodnight, you Princes of Maine.” [Lights off.]

Our house: “How did you get ICE CUBES into your PILLOWCASE?”
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May 1, 2017

My EXACT thought too when it popped into the feed!

@TheMFingChisa My EXACT thought too when it popped into the feed!
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