Ftrain, by Paul Ford

April 2017

Apr 30, 2017

Whoa, the room got quiet, all I did was ask if there'd ever...

Whoa, the room got quiet, all I did was ask if there'd ever be a Mr. Frizzle.
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Apr 30, 2017

All good either way.

@redkeg All good either way.
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Apr 30, 2017

it got a slow involuntary affirmative nod over here fwiw

@EmilyGorcenski it got a slow involuntary affirmative nod over here fwiw
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Apr 30, 2017

ABC should not have run that. Press charges, up to them....

ABC should not have run that. Press charges, up to them. Her kid was shot. They had the power not to ruin her life, & they ruined her life.
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Apr 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/858653258927284224/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 29, 2017

Mom and son on the kiss cam. https://i.imgur.com/6OLwl4g.gif...

Mom and son on the kiss cam. i.imgur.com/...
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Apr 29, 2017

sippey's building a freon-cooled gaming rig so that he can...

@mathowie @sippey sippey's building a freon-cooled gaming rig so that he can play Snood at 60fps
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Apr 29, 2017

This is Paul Rand level design for big consulting.

@jackrusher @associatesmind This is Paul Rand level design for big consulting.
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Apr 29, 2017

“This is a 55 page deck on loose dogs.”...

“This is a 55 page deck on loose dogs.” twitter.com/...
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Apr 29, 2017

new thor looks good https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/858366...

new thor looks good twitter.com/...
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Apr 29, 2017

$60 million is what the owner of the Washington Post likely...

$60 million is what the owner of the Washington Post likely spends per annum on, like, space toilet research.

twitter.com/...
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Apr 29, 2017

that style section can piss you off real good too

@artless that style section can piss you off real good too
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Apr 29, 2017

sorry i know that's your beat

@leahfinnegan sorry i know that's your beat
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Apr 29, 2017

It's a pretty normal part of being a NYT reader.

It's a pretty normal part of being a NYT reader.
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Apr 29, 2017

I update it every Sunday on a yellow legal pad, with a...

I update it every Sunday on a yellow legal pad, with a blunt #4 pencil in my fist, rocking in my chair, making a high pitch grunting squeal.
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Apr 29, 2017

Don't get me wrong. At least ten of those names have an...

Don't get me wrong. At least ten of those names have an asterisk next to them to indicate they should be promoted.
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Apr 29, 2017

You're all welcome to your opinion on this climate dick,...

You're all welcome to your opinion on this climate dick, but as a NYT reader I have a 3-page single-spaced list of names I update weekly.
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Apr 29, 2017

I love when Twitter appoints itself NYT HR.

I love when Twitter appoints itself NYT HR.
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Apr 29, 2017

I admire this piece because there's a lot of detail it...

I admire this piece because there's a lot of detail it leaves out in order to focus on something more important. twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

When your mom comes over. https://twitter.com/BoweryBoys/sta...

When your mom comes over. twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

I talk a lot of shit on this website but these Slack mobile...

I talk a lot of shit on this website but these Slack mobile tools buttons are fantastic design work. twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

Was it a good five minutes?

@jenniferdaniel Was it a good five minutes?
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Apr 28, 2017

Tom! You are such a thoughtful person and get up to such...

@tomcoates Tom! You are such a thoughtful person and get up to such interesting things. I hope the garbage fades out so you can have more fun.
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Apr 28, 2017

What are people replying to I can't tell if I'm being...

@aedison @meaghano What are people replying to I can't tell if I'm being yelled at.
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Apr 28, 2017

Science is just God's opinion. https://twitter.com/nytopinio...

Science is just God's opinion. twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

actually I do it's hilarious

@patbits actually I do it's hilarious
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Apr 28, 2017

i don't want to live in this world any more patrick

@patbits i don't want to live in this world any more patrick
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Apr 28, 2017

Sure, son. And please get me some more of those vegan...

@patbits Sure, son. And please get me some more of those vegan potstickers while I get a lap dance from Chynnifer.
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Apr 28, 2017

I wonder if you go to the club with your dad if he gives...

@patbits I wonder if you go to the club with your dad if he gives you a big pack of $1s like it's Chuck E Cheese.
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Apr 28, 2017

Say what you will but Nate's priorities are exceptionally...

Say what you will but Nate's priorities are exceptionally clear.
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Apr 28, 2017

Quote from a Portland guy caught up in the local feud...

Quote from a Portland guy caught up in the local feud between the vegan strip club and the steakhouse strip club. broadly.vice.com/... twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

This is very solid. Sensible.

@sccarmichael This is very solid. Sensible.
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Apr 28, 2017

Very glad to see this cleared up....

Very glad to see this cleared up. twitter.com/...
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Apr 28, 2017

no less than THREE guests! we should get Doree on, too!

@motdiem no less than THREE guests! we should get Doree on, too!
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Apr 27, 2017

We have a special collection of about hundreds of similar...

@gregorg @PJVogt We have a special collection of about hundreds of similar at work.
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Apr 27, 2017

It's VERY good.

@PJVogt It's VERY good.
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Apr 27, 2017

this web site has no chill https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

this web site has no chill twitter.com/...
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Apr 27, 2017

oh wow mothership looks really good

@cjd3vries oh wow mothership looks really good
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Apr 27, 2017

Okay I bought it.

@skamille Okay I bought it.
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Apr 27, 2017

I see so many retweeted photos of it on Twitter that I...

@skamille I see so many retweeted photos of it on Twitter that I thought I had!
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Apr 27, 2017

Look the real story isn't the kidnapping. The real story is...

@rebeccablood Look the real story isn't the kidnapping. The real story is lower taxes.
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Apr 27, 2017

No because it's wonderful, to hell with it, it's a purely...

@knowtheory No because it's wonderful, to hell with it, it's a purely satisfying book.
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Apr 27, 2017

Old me would have mocked some of these but new me is just,...

@leahfinnegan Old me would have mocked some of these but new me is just, “looks good to me.”
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Apr 27, 2017

What's the best book on there so far?

@kentbrew What's the best book on there so far?
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Apr 27, 2017

Here's where I'm at right now. How you doing?...

Here's where I'm at right now. How you doing? twitter.com/...
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Apr 27, 2017

It's just relentless boring governance done without any...

@lauraolin It's just relentless boring governance done without any flash and with tongue very very slightly in cheek I love it.
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Apr 27, 2017

I'm so in the bag for Franken who seems to work hard on...

@lauraolin I'm so in the bag for Franken who seems to work hard on very boring things and has porridge breakfast for his constituents.
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Apr 27, 2017

Seems like a little bit of a projection....

Seems like a little bit of a projection. twitter.com/...
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Apr 27, 2017

No I never have and I am forbidden from growing a beard by...

@ShmendrikLamar No I never have and I am forbidden from growing a beard by my spouse.
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Apr 27, 2017

MY FRIENDS! Here is more of my gigantic head saying the...

MY FRIENDS! Here is more of my gigantic head saying the things that I say about CONTENT. accent.setka.io/...
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Apr 27, 2017

well jen the web had been balkanized you see by a man who...

@jenbee @mathowie @jkottke @katebingburt well jen the web had been balkanized you see by a man who used pixels to indent paragraphs and his name was david
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Apr 27, 2017

Given that, for example, the trains stop running well when...

Given that, for example, the trains stop running well when it rains, it's hard to see how this is anything but a world-class shit tornado. twitter.com/...
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Apr 27, 2017

It's the best at what it does. Also it is evil and bad. But...

@leahfinnegan It's the best at what it does. Also it is evil and bad. But it's the best at what it does.
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Apr 27, 2017

There are some things the Post does so incredibly well....

@leahfinnegan There are some things the Post does so incredibly well. Like that lead photo plus the adjective "vivacious."
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Apr 26, 2017

Also works well in Professor Frink voice.

@aphyr @skamille Also works well in Professor Frink voice.
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Apr 26, 2017

remember when we had to teach people how to read web pages...

@jkottke @mathowie @katebingburt remember when we had to teach people how to read web pages on every web page
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Apr 26, 2017

i love it but i can't figure out which direction to look in...

@jkottke @mathowie @katebingburt i love it but i can't figure out which direction to look in order to find the links that will let me explore the site
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Apr 26, 2017

If you are in high school in 1994 it's so good.

@AGoldmund If you are in high school in 1994 it's so good.
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Apr 26, 2017

Agree with Chris and also not taking the bait.

@Papapishu @derektmead Agree with Chris and also not taking the bait.
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Apr 26, 2017

https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/25/15421734/artificial-womb-...

theverge.com/...
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Apr 26, 2017

I mean sometimes it's pure joy though.

@michelet I mean sometimes it's pure joy though.
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Apr 26, 2017

Hell yes. I was around 11 and it was the first place where...

@AdamWeinstein Hell yes. I was around 11 and it was the first place where I got to see adult people acting like complete idiots. RIP the vet.
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Apr 25, 2017

me too right then. at vets. did you eat those shitty...

@AdamWeinstein me too right then. at vets. did you eat those shitty pretzels they sold out of shopping carts?
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Apr 25, 2017

Don't be jealous, this is just one bad tweet. I'm not...

@AGoldmund Don't be jealous, this is just one bad tweet. I'm not someone like you who has the skill and talent to do bad tweets every day.
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Apr 25, 2017

Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search...

Deckard was created by the Tyrell Corporation to search through vast amounts of information to find patterns and clues. He was a greplicant.
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Apr 25, 2017

He's one of the leading collectors of Alamo-related...

@anildash @Knepherbird @jennschiffer @DevXCon He's one of the leading collectors of Alamo-related memorabilia, and is a world-class Fort Alamo expert and scholar.
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Apr 25, 2017

This tweet is way too mean but I'm going to let it stand...

@jennschiffer @DevXCon @anildash This tweet is way too mean but I'm going to let it stand because twitter needs more good burns.
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Apr 25, 2017

It'll be great if there's one thing Anil is known for it's...

@jennschiffer @DevXCon @anildash It'll be great if there's one thing Anil is known for it's for sharing the stage.
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Apr 25, 2017

this is a good gif https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8568954...

this is a good gif twitter.com/...
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Apr 25, 2017

I would like a supercut of Errol Morris yelling questions...

I would like a supercut of Errol Morris yelling questions at interview subjects from off-camera.
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Apr 25, 2017

Downloadable PDFs of issues, very great to see....

Downloadable PDFs of issues, very great to see. twitter.com/...
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Apr 25, 2017

I mean it's a perfect song! But also, my lord.

@TimCushing I mean it's a perfect song! But also, my lord.
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Apr 25, 2017

Sometimes you read the lyrics to your favorite songs from...

Sometimes you read the lyrics to your favorite songs from high school and go what in god's name was I doing. twitter.com/...
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Apr 25, 2017

Retweeting because it's nice to trot your own warhorses out...

Retweeting because it's nice to trot your own warhorses out from time to time. twitter.com/...
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Apr 24, 2017

Just goin day by day, but thanks I love you.

@alexismallen Just goin day by day, but thanks I love you.
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Apr 24, 2017

And then Meatcat flies away on his, um, skateboard.

And then Meatcat flies away on his, um, skateboard.
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Apr 24, 2017

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it...

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza—you got Cheesy Blasters! And then all the kids say “Thanks, Meatcat!”
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Apr 24, 2017

I've thought long and hard about this situation and...

@jrobertlennon I've thought long and hard about this situation and determined that the most valuable service I can provide here is being dumb as hell.
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Apr 24, 2017

Ironically I'm tweeting this from Venice during an outbreak...

Ironically I'm tweeting this from Venice during an outbreak of cholera.
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Apr 24, 2017

I don't...disagree with much of his argument...but the...

I don't...disagree with much of his argument...but the provost is perched on a podium so high that it raises my dumb American hackles.
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Apr 24, 2017

...Lyotard...I am a scholar of literature, history, and...

...Lyotard...I am a scholar of literature, history, and politics...when I was a doctoral student at Yale in the 1980s...
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Apr 24, 2017

You should resist the temptation to disagree.

You should resist the temptation to disagree.
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Apr 24, 2017

When an academic writes, “We should resist the temptation...

When an academic writes, “We should resist the temptation to rehash these debates,” I want to rehash these debates. nytimes.com/...
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Apr 24, 2017

The hotel you deserve after that is JAIL.

@kjhealy The hotel you deserve after that is JAIL.
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Apr 24, 2017

MSFT is MAYBE Godzilla.

@BradyDale MSFT is MAYBE Godzilla.
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Apr 24, 2017

I think at that scale it's like countries. You have trade...

@djmicrobeads @HarshilShah1910 I think at that scale it's like countries. You have trade agreements and diplomacy but a strong military too.
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Apr 24, 2017

Wow it's not even 9

@phooky Wow it's not even 9
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Apr 24, 2017

I mean look at, what do they call it, Area...

I mean look at, what do they call it, Area Fifty-(unintelligible). The (unintelligible) we have there, you'd (unintelligible) your pants.
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Apr 24, 2017

“May you live in interesting times!” is not an ancient...

“May you live in interesting times!” is not an ancient Chinese curse. Guess that's another example of fake news. en.m.wikipedia.org/...
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Apr 24, 2017

Where the hell else should things end up though?

@BradyDale Where the hell else should things end up though?
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Apr 24, 2017

They are going to get rid of the five star system and just...

They are going to get rid of the five star system and just make funding decisions based on thumbs up/down. twitter.com/...
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Apr 24, 2017

I'm not a sophisticated thinker; I basically see the tech...

I'm not a sophisticated thinker; I basically see the tech industry in terms of Pacific Rim.
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Apr 24, 2017

Whereas Kaijuwise Uber is clearly into knocking down the...

Whereas Kaijuwise Uber is clearly into knocking down the Transamerica tower with its laser breath.
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Apr 24, 2017

It's an interesting contrast with Amazon which just seems...

It's an interesting contrast with Amazon which just seems like a gigantic robot God cruelly indifferent to the humans who don't worship it.
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Apr 24, 2017

No it wasn't a rogue effort, we are just colossal assholes...

@rustyk5 No it wasn't a rogue effort, we are just colossal assholes who do what we want and fuck your rules! No one pretends otherwise.
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Apr 24, 2017

It's clearly not even a plausible deniability thing. Or...

@rustyk5 It's clearly not even a plausible deniability thing. Or “rogue engineers.” It goes straight to the top. Which is refreshing!
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Apr 24, 2017

Players ask forgiveness, poors ask permission.

Players ask forgiveness, poors ask permission.
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Apr 24, 2017

I love that Uber violated Apple ToS and Apple rolled over...

I love that Uber violated Apple ToS and Apple rolled over and said can u not. And that Uber allegedly stole plans from Google, an investor.
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Apr 24, 2017

Look we all sign up for shit we shouldn't. But it's always...

Look we all sign up for shit we shouldn't. But it's always good to go to security settings and see what has access to what. twitter.com/...
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Apr 23, 2017

They would eat a Squirtle.

They would eat a Squirtle.
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Apr 23, 2017

My kids aren't even bothered that Pokémon are delicious.

My kids aren't even bothered that Pokémon are delicious.
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Apr 23, 2017

What kind of Pokémon would be the most delicious?

What kind of Pokémon would be the most delicious?
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Apr 23, 2017

God I love monsters. https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/statu...

God I love monsters. twitter.com/...
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Apr 23, 2017

It really was the best. Also coffee with roommates later.

@bobshepherd It really was the best. Also coffee with roommates later.
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Apr 23, 2017

With just the motive power of her personality and also...

@_cynar With just the motive power of her personality and also probably some very okay grants.
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Apr 23, 2017

Oh wow. I've watched it a few times over the years and I...

@_cynar Oh wow. I've watched it a few times over the years and I always find myself going HOW did she PULL THIS OFF.
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Apr 23, 2017

Never seen it I will look for it.

@_cynar Never seen it I will look for it.
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Apr 22, 2017

I'm getting reports it was turntable.fm

@Stv @timbray I'm getting reports it was turntable.fm
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Apr 22, 2017

Did it let you do that? Sigh.

@michaelbshane Did it let you do that? Sigh.
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Apr 22, 2017

Oh...My...What the...Actually I LOVE this

@sehugg Oh...My...What the...Actually I LOVE this
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Apr 22, 2017

I wish there was a way to do real time listening parties on...

I wish there was a way to do real time listening parties on twitter. Everyone starts an album at the same time and shoots the shit.
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Apr 22, 2017

Aborting the mission and returning to earth.

Aborting the mission and returning to earth.
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Apr 22, 2017

I really like making spreadsheets I think it's cool.

@seldo @casualsheets I really like making spreadsheets I think it's cool.
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Apr 22, 2017

I have made a TERRIBLE error in judgment.

I have made a TERRIBLE error in judgment.
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Apr 22, 2017

Right now this is very long in drum fills and very short on...

Right now this is very long in drum fills and very short on both armadillos and tanks.
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Apr 22, 2017

I'm hoping things pick up by the time we get to “V....

I'm hoping things pick up by the time we get to “V. Manticore.”
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Apr 22, 2017

The instrumental open was the longest three minutes of my...

The instrumental open was the longest three minutes of my life and there are 17 minutes to go. On this first song.
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Apr 22, 2017

Can't sleep so looks like it's time for...

Can't sleep so looks like it's time for twitter.com/...
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Apr 22, 2017

i love that version but...this one where I think she's at...

@_cynar i love that version but...this one where I think she's at BAM youtu.be/...
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Apr 22, 2017

Ford Motor Company now sponsors the Dumpster Project...

Ford Motor Company now sponsors the Dumpster Project dumpsterproject.org
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Apr 22, 2017

Sometimes I get these little flashes of insight that help...

Sometimes I get these little flashes of insight that help me understand why all the women so often want to strangle all the men.
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Apr 22, 2017

Lots of educators live in the dumpster now it's not just...

Lots of educators live in the dumpster now it's not just for divorced dumpster professors! It's a movement.
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Apr 22, 2017

I suddenly remembered Dumpster Professor and looked him up...

I suddenly remembered Dumpster Professor and looked him up and wouldn't you know it it's now THE DUMPSTER PROJECT dumpsterproject.org
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Apr 22, 2017

If your happy and you know it........

If your happy and you know it..... imgur.com/...
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Apr 22, 2017

I forgot about the awkward home goods.

@neuey @shabbychef I forgot about the awkward home goods.
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Apr 22, 2017

Thank you I am a little proud of that one.

@EmilyGorcenski Thank you I am a little proud of that one.
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Apr 22, 2017

HAIL HYDROX https://twitter.com/Scavino45/status/85582756693...

HAIL HYDROX twitter.com/...
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Apr 22, 2017

Take my card I've got Aetna I swearrrr

Take my card I've got Aetna I swearrrr
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Apr 22, 2017

Whoah-ohh we're halfway there whoa-oh...

Whoah-ohh we're halfway there

whoa-oh twitter.com/...
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Apr 22, 2017

return {'exists':True, 'response':r2.json()}

@waxpancake return {'exists':True, 'response':r2.json()}
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Apr 21, 2017

It's easy to say Theranos but maybe it's time to start...

It's easy to say Theranos but maybe it's time to start saying Therayess.
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Apr 21, 2017

You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with...

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn twitter.com/...
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Apr 21, 2017

When I first saw this I thought it was about pregnant...

@DeanHach When I first saw this I thought it was about pregnant clippy.
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Apr 21, 2017

This is an example of my mentorship aesthetic....

This is an example of my mentorship aesthetic. twitter.com/...
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Apr 20, 2017

Hi Kate it was nice to meet you. Hi also Samuel! Dont worry...

@kateo @SamuelHulick Hi Kate it was nice to meet you. Hi also Samuel! Dont worry about that chair I broke a chair last week and it made me feel at home.
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Apr 20, 2017

this is the longest wrestler entrance...

this is the longest wrestler entrance youtube.com/...
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Apr 20, 2017

Hehehehe he was a very good little snuggler.

@anildash Hehehehe he was a very good little snuggler.
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Apr 20, 2017

i mean, computers

@unitof i mean, computers
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Apr 20, 2017

OOH this is a great idea, just searching GitHub for...

@rachel_shorey @harrisj @jeremybowers OOH this is a great idea, just searching GitHub for profanity and watching the teacher lose their mind.
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Apr 20, 2017

Now let's discuss merge strategies

@harrisj Now let's discuss merge strategies
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Apr 20, 2017

Guys do you know that every movie you love features...

@harrisj Guys do you know that every movie you love features computer code? And every game on your phone? I had nothing to do with that.
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Apr 20, 2017

holy shit my argument is invalid

@rossgoodwin holy shit my argument is invalid
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Apr 20, 2017

marine scientist is coolest overall

@harrisj marine scientist is coolest overall
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Apr 20, 2017

SHOW...ME...THE...MONAD!

@harrisj SHOW...ME...THE...MONAD!
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Apr 20, 2017

The lead photo on this is stellar....

The lead photo on this is stellar. nytimes.com/...
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Apr 20, 2017

Don't listen to that Mt Eerie album on public transit or...

Don't listen to that Mt Eerie album on public transit or anywhere people can see your face holy shit.
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Apr 20, 2017

See you could have quit twitter right then and everyone...

@post_prufrock See you could have quit twitter right then and everyone would have thought it was cool.
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Apr 20, 2017

Also as your parents get older they are more like kids. In...

@phyllisstein Also as your parents get older they are more like kids. In conclusion, my god.
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Apr 20, 2017

I just gained 3 pounds and I needed some microhedonic...

I just gained 3 pounds and I needed some microhedonic limbic stimulus since I can't eat Jolly Ranchers for breakfast.
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Apr 20, 2017

I like that that tweet allowed me to make a joke about...

I like that that tweet allowed me to make a joke about death, poke fun at giant automated media companies, and demonstrate impeccable taste.
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Apr 20, 2017

Upon careful consideration I'm pretty sure my Spotify...

Upon careful consideration I'm pretty sure my Spotify automatic “Daily Mix”...Is trying to kill me. twitter.com/...
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Apr 20, 2017

It's a useful filter!

@N1icky It's a useful filter!
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Apr 19, 2017

Just regular sun flavor

@ethanchiel Just regular sun flavor
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Apr 19, 2017

I have a case of Capri Suns and a rolling pin in case...

I have a case of Capri Suns and a rolling pin in case anyone wants to drop off $120 million to take this prototype into production.
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Apr 19, 2017

Silicon Valley Juicebags Feel the Squeeze...

Silicon Valley Juicebags Feel the Squeeze twitter.com/...
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Apr 19, 2017

“Go squeeze a bag of juice” sounds really filthy.

“Go squeeze a bag of juice” sounds really filthy.
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Apr 19, 2017

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Apr 19, 2017

Conclusion: SHA1 hash of file URL, base36 encoded, saved to...

Conclusion: SHA1 hash of file URL, base36 encoded, saved to FS using first six chars of hash 1/2/3/4/5/6/$filename.jpg. Easy cache-checking.
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Apr 19, 2017

five arabs is an 80s post-punk band that's actually two...

@starsturncold @resentfultweet five arabs is an 80s post-punk band that's actually two arabs and two white guys. a guy named carl is a late 90s toronto indie college group
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Apr 19, 2017

leah do you like a financial perspective on any news story?

@leahfinnegan leah do you like a financial perspective on any news story?
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Apr 19, 2017

leah i've been trying to TELL you

@leahfinnegan leah i've been trying to TELL you
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Apr 19, 2017

.@PostlightStudio @business is this what content marketing...

.@PostlightStudio @business is this what content marketing feels like
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Apr 19, 2017

You know what can't be squeezed by hand? The blockchain.

You know what can't be squeezed by hand? The blockchain.
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Apr 19, 2017

But then you put it right into the image SRC tag!

@waltisfrozen But then you put it right into the image SRC tag!
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Apr 19, 2017

you'd reduce the entire place to the level of fridge

@leahfinnegan you'd reduce the entire place to the level of fridge
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Apr 19, 2017

i mean...I think it would be hilarious

@leahfinnegan i mean...I think it would be hilarious
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Apr 19, 2017

hahahahahahahahahahahah can you IMAGINE

@leahfinnegan hahahahahahahahahahahah can you IMAGINE
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Apr 19, 2017

POLL: Best way to store a couple million thumbnails for web...

POLL: Best way to store a couple million thumbnails for web app?
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Apr 19, 2017

We're each exhausting in our own way but if you put us...

@dbentley @anildash We're each exhausting in our own way but if you put us together we are like the Voltron of Exasperation.
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Apr 19, 2017

True that was a terrible mistake.

@anildash True that was a terrible mistake.
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Apr 19, 2017

Wow this tweet just turned Fog Creek into a media company...

@anildash Wow this tweet just turned Fog Creek into a media company and lowered your valuation 85%.
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Apr 19, 2017

Will show up in related news. If there were an Ethical...

@philnelson @NiemanLab Will show up in related news. If there were an Ethical Practices API keyed to ticker symbols out there we cld integrate it. 1thing @ a time.
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Apr 19, 2017

I love saying things to journalists....

I love saying things to journalists. twitter.com/...
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Apr 19, 2017

Dad. Can I have money.

@Dockjaw Dad. Can I have money.
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Apr 19, 2017

Jarrett's height is not a hostage situation Nozlee.

@nzle Jarrett's height is not a hostage situation Nozlee.
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Apr 19, 2017

then, at 9PM https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8546992269741...

then, at 9PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 19, 2017

you could have just said hello to me nozlee there's no need...

@nzle you could have just said hello to me nozlee there's no need for all this
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Apr 19, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/854697098633256960/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 19, 2017

Party tomorrow u should come https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bl...

Party tomorrow u should come eventbrite.com/...
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Apr 19, 2017

Postmodernism under construction just looks pre-broken....

Postmodernism under construction just looks pre-broken. twitter.com/...
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Apr 18, 2017

good @waxpancake on how remix artist pogo's intense MRA...

good @waxpancake on how remix artist pogo's intense MRA politics affect his reception on social media waxy.org/...
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Apr 18, 2017

You didn't make a strong case for that second chance

@liammcbrooklyn You didn't make a strong case for that second chance
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Apr 18, 2017

You can hire me to babysit.

You can hire me to babysit.
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Apr 18, 2017

Today's tally: Spilled milk, forgot son's lunch,...

Today's tally: Spilled milk, forgot son's lunch, pocket-Facetimed Mom, photo shoot with fly down, broke chair while teaching and fell over.
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Apr 18, 2017

I also love my wife and children.

I also love my wife and children.
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Apr 18, 2017

We are about to start transcoding a ton of video and it's...

We are about to start transcoding a ton of video and it's very exciting. Nothing I love more than a long-running batch process.
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Apr 18, 2017

Depends on who plays the woman in the new HBO series NAPKIN.

@derektmead @MikeIsaac Depends on who plays the woman in the new HBO series NAPKIN.
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Apr 18, 2017

Update: When I went to teach my class I broke a chair and...

Update: When I went to teach my class I broke a chair and fell backwards. twitter.com/...
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Apr 18, 2017

I had to stare at this for a minute to parse it. It's...

I had to stare at this for a minute to parse it. It's really good. twitter.com/...
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Apr 18, 2017

Update: Received this Slack message after the photo shoot....

Update: Received this Slack message after the photo shoot. twitter.com/... twitter.com/...
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Apr 18, 2017

cathy you're too good at math and your opinions are too...

@mathbabedotorg @thrimpth @anildash cathy you're too good at math and your opinions are too informed for these panels.
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Apr 18, 2017

Pro: I always know I'll see Anil soon. Con: Our kids play...

@thrimpth @anildash Pro: I always know I'll see Anil soon. Con: Our kids play nicely together and we forget to schedule family times.
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Apr 18, 2017

Absolutely EVERYTHING you can ever think of has already...

Absolutely EVERYTHING you can ever think of has already been done on the Internet. twitter.com/...
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Apr 18, 2017

me: hey what state are you— rhode island person: [pulls...

@iano @justinmduke me: hey what state are you—
rhode island person: [pulls back brown gas station shirt sleeve to show me tattoo of Rhode Island State House]
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Apr 18, 2017

If we weren't old, good friends it would be excruciating.

@thrimpth @anildash If we weren't old, good friends it would be excruciating.
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Apr 18, 2017

Sandy, I would say about 1/3 to 1/2 of the things I get...

@thrimpth @anildash Sandy, I would say about 1/3 to 1/2 of the things I get invited to participate in I go and, yep, there's Anil. We are joined for life.
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Apr 18, 2017

HARD AGREE. $2/$2.50. Delivery minimum is $5 dry, $7 wet...

@anildash HARD AGREE. $2/$2.50. Delivery minimum is $5 dry, $7 wet (context for non-New Yorkers: Delivery is usually at MOST five blocks away).
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Apr 18, 2017

rhode island people are in my mentions talking about coffee...

@justinmduke @iano rhode island people are in my mentions talking about coffee milk so i'm calling it a day
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Apr 18, 2017

that's fortunate because there was a WEALTH of 'em

@michaelroston that's fortunate because there was a WEALTH of 'em
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Apr 18, 2017

I thought people from Mechanicsburg, PA, were good at math?

@anildash I thought people from Mechanicsburg, PA, were good at math?
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Apr 18, 2017

Jesus Christ Anil do I have to build you a web app.

@anildash Jesus Christ Anil do I have to build you a web app.
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Apr 18, 2017

Yeah but I can't stand to lose another Brooklyn diner.

@reppep Yeah but I can't stand to lose another Brooklyn diner.
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Apr 18, 2017

You just wanted some eggs and now there's injustice. That's...

You just wanted some eggs and now there's injustice. That's the story of Twitter right there.
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Apr 18, 2017

And then you have to reply to the dude and go, “Yes, I left...

And then you have to reply to the dude and go, “Yes, I left $10.75 on a $9.25 bill,” and show solidarity you don't feel cuz your leg hurts.
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Apr 18, 2017

see this (spins) this is called a middle finger helicopter

@theodoreross see this (spins) this is called a middle finger helicopter
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Apr 18, 2017

SIR YOU SAID YOU SPILLED MILK ARE YOU AWARE A WORKING CLASS...

SIR YOU SAID YOU SPILLED MILK ARE YOU AWARE A WORKING CLASS WOMAN HAD TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR PATRIARCHY YES I USED SIR IRONICALLY.
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Apr 18, 2017

I pointed out the tip because I don't want to get yelled at...

I pointed out the tip because I don't want to get yelled at by Twitter Hegemony Patrol or as I call them the hedgies.
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Apr 18, 2017

Why do we even have that cup?

Why do we even have that cup?
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Apr 18, 2017

(Takes a big sip of water [accidentally drinks from the cup...

(Takes a big sip of water [accidentally drinks from the cup filled with spiders])
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Apr 18, 2017

I'm having my photo taken, giving press demos of a new...

I'm having my photo taken, giving press demos of a new product, and teaching a class today so I'm sure everything is going to go fine now.
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Apr 18, 2017

Spilled coffee milk in diner (left 100% tip). Forgot son's...

Spilled coffee milk in diner (left 100% tip). Forgot son's lunch. While coordinating with day camp accidentally Facetimed Mom.
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Apr 18, 2017

does this mean you have to put "nyt" in your Twitter handle?

@ellenjpollock1 does this mean you have to put "nyt" in your Twitter handle?
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Apr 18, 2017

What is this even https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/17/busines...

What is this even nytimes.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

As long as it annoys people on Twitter I have no choice but...

@smorewithface As long as it annoys people on Twitter I have no choice but to continue.
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Apr 17, 2017

I trusted science and democracy and look what's happened.

@HappyHorseSkull I trusted science and democracy and look what's happened.
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Apr 17, 2017

My cat's kidney functions don't depend on moon dust, HHS.

@HappyHorseSkull My cat's kidney functions don't depend on moon dust, HHS.
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Apr 17, 2017

I'm sorry I need to erase this one....

I'm sorry I need to erase this one. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

Oh yeah those trolls were foul. The gnomes definitely had a...

@jplotkin Oh yeah those trolls were foul. The gnomes definitely had a lot of sex, too. I think we all expected the smurfs.
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Apr 17, 2017

Laurie you are one of the only people I know who has...

@seldo Laurie you are one of the only people I know who has normal-colored eyes.
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Apr 17, 2017

Betcha regret rejecting me now, Swarthmore!

Betcha regret rejecting me now, Swarthmore!
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Apr 17, 2017

I set my laptop on fire and watched it burn, then I married...

I set my laptop on fire and watched it burn, then I married my horse. I have achieved Inbox Nero.
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Apr 17, 2017

Let's not lose focus Stephen.

@smithsj Let's not lose focus Stephen.
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Apr 17, 2017

it's got a kind of European frankness about the gnome body...

@phillmv it's got a kind of European frankness about the gnome body that really struck me as kid
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Apr 17, 2017

This has nothing to do with the cat water fountain it's...

This has nothing to do with the cat water fountain it's just something I think about ever since I read twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

My entire house periodically sounds like an old gnome with...

My entire house periodically sounds like an old gnome with prostate problems is taking a leak.
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Apr 17, 2017

I am in general 100% pro-science, which is why I must ask...

I am in general 100% pro-science, which is why I must ask why science can't make a good cat water fountain.
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Apr 17, 2017

This is....Very fair

@vboykis This is....Very fair
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Apr 17, 2017

Leah don't make me say it, you know how I feel.

@leahfinnegan Leah don't make me say it, you know how I feel.
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Apr 17, 2017

Shld pt out wired has been doing great stuff it's just...

Shld pt out wired has been doing great stuff it's just showing signs of a meaningful reset as well.
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Apr 17, 2017

Also this https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/854112593...

Also this twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

Oh shit I forgot Backchannel which is also doing great...

Oh shit I forgot Backchannel which is also doing great work. We are literally spoiled for choice in many regards.
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Apr 17, 2017

Jesus Christ I wish.

@max_read Jesus Christ I wish.
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Apr 17, 2017

Max is right. He has built a team at Select All that is...

Max is right. He has built a team at Select All that is much smarter and better than he is. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

What IS grumpy cat up to these days?

@max_read What IS grumpy cat up to these days?
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Apr 17, 2017

This is the result of people arguing for decades that tech...

This is the result of people arguing for decades that tech stories are global stories. It was not something media people wanted to hear.
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Apr 17, 2017

Lots of indie political/tech thinky things happening too,...

Lots of indie political/tech thinky things happening too, like Logic; tech is now a first-class subject worthy of critical thinking.
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Apr 17, 2017

Between Motherboard, Outline, and Bloomberg we are...

Between Motherboard, Outline, and Bloomberg we are getting...very good tech journalism. Promising Wired signs too.
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Apr 17, 2017

Google knows exactly how many eggs are inside a golden...

Google knows exactly how many eggs are inside a golden goose. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

Trump is President now. https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/...

Trump is President now. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

Not the books I read, which are each 40,000 pages long and...

Not the books I read, which are each 40,000 pages long and rich in intertextual play. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

i thought i'd have an easy answer for you but i really...

@katienotopoulos i thought i'd have an easy answer for you but i really don't, all my go-to songs are not actually this bad
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Apr 17, 2017

i've never heard this before this is AMAZINGLY bad

@katienotopoulos i've never heard this before this is AMAZINGLY bad
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Apr 17, 2017

Baby up late huh

@phooky Baby up late huh
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Apr 17, 2017

It's from five years ago! I was basically a tiny child of...

@marcprecipice It's from five years ago! I was basically a tiny child of 37 and not in any way responsible for my actions.
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Apr 17, 2017

I don't think people were being THAT serious, it was just...

@textfiles I don't think people were being THAT serious, it was just offered as an explanation.
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Apr 17, 2017

this is very suspicious

this is very suspicious
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Apr 17, 2017

oh wow people on the internet say that purple “visited”...

oh wow people on the internet say that purple “visited” links are that color because BLUE + “READ” = purple
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Apr 17, 2017

Oh wow so many sermons are online well I know where I'll be...

@mariabustillos @zeynep Oh wow so many sermons are online well I know where I'll be for the next few years.
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Apr 17, 2017

There's a very Protestant sense of faith being tested...

@mariabustillos @zeynep There's a very Protestant sense of faith being tested that's in there too. I'm curious what the mainstream sermons are like these days.
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Apr 17, 2017

whoa that one is beauuuutiful

@fascinated whoa that one is beauuuutiful
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Apr 17, 2017

Please write that hot take in purple text with every word...

Please write that hot take in purple text with every word underlined because I've ALREADY SEEN IT.
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Apr 17, 2017

See, Aaron understands. https://twitter.com/kirschsubjudice/...

See, Aaron understands. twitter.com/...
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Apr 17, 2017

oh no THAT tweet's great

@exick oh no THAT tweet's great
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Apr 17, 2017

Excellent idea.

@rustyk5 Excellent idea.
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Apr 17, 2017

I have to delete this. My God. This is garbage.

I have to delete this. My God. This is garbage.
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Apr 17, 2017

Everyone this is an amazing time for in-browser emulation....

Everyone this is an amazing time for in-browser emulation.

Time for some MAME theory.
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Apr 17, 2017

As my friend @mariabustillos says, there are good surprises...

@zeynep As my friend @mariabustillos says, there are good surprises too!
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Apr 17, 2017

I'm waiting for some unholy hybrid of Alex Jones and Amy...

@zeynep I'm waiting for some unholy hybrid of Alex Jones and Amy Goodman to start livestreaming from a New England woodshop.
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Apr 17, 2017

I see the impeachment fantasy as people saying, prove to me...

@zeynep I see the impeachment fantasy as people saying, prove to me this is a righteous system. When that fails they'll fall to conspiracy thinking.
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Apr 17, 2017

Oh yes, it is! The house is burning and we don't go get...

@zeynep Oh yes, it is! The house is burning and we don't go get buckets, but assume our system of checks and balances will address our bucket gap.
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Apr 17, 2017

Not saying it will, just saying that's the mental model I...

@zeynep Not saying it will, just saying that's the mental model I was raised with.
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Apr 17, 2017

I see this as organic and natural Americanness and expect...

@zeynep I see this as organic and natural Americanness and expect it to be followed by disillusionment, then waves of righteousness.
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Apr 17, 2017

my bot is posting images in the sequence they were posted...

my bot is posting images in the sequence they were posted six years ago so this is an unfortunate coincidence :/
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Apr 17, 2017

Beats doing it on the train where everybody can judge.

@skamille Beats doing it on the train where everybody can judge.
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Apr 16, 2017

I think as @waxpancake points out its a gentle, regular...

@jessamyn I think as @waxpancake points out its a gentle, regular crawl though eBay if I want to collect
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Apr 16, 2017

No bad ideas at this stage of ideation.

@mmcwatters No bad ideas at this stage of ideation.
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Apr 16, 2017

POLL: The Charging Bull statue at Bowling Green should be...

POLL: The Charging Bull statue at Bowling Green should be replaced by a statue of...
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Apr 16, 2017

Get rid of the bull AND the girl and put the LaGuardia...

Get rid of the bull AND the girl and put the LaGuardia statue there instead. twitter.com/...
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Apr 16, 2017

switch to jellybeans and you'll throw up a rainbow!

@waldojaquith switch to jellybeans and you'll throw up a rainbow!
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Apr 16, 2017

there's only a half hour left to feel like utter garbage so...

@waldojaquith there's only a half hour left to feel like utter garbage so i recommend these twitter.com/...
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Apr 16, 2017

REST is already such a massive abstraction layer I'm not...

@eaton REST is already such a massive abstraction layer I'm not sure I need another.
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Apr 16, 2017

I mean...the new code is shorter, simpler, more explicit,...

@eaton I mean...the new code is shorter, simpler, more explicit, faster, and works.
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Apr 15, 2017

Fantastic work tonight Misha.

@michelet Fantastic work tonight Misha.
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Apr 15, 2017

This is one hell of a...feature....

This is one hell of a...feature. twitter.com/...
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Apr 15, 2017

I mean, the current status, which is that it's strongly...

@djacobs @michalmigurski I mean, the current status, which is that it's strongly recommended by the stdlib urllib docs, works really well in practice.
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Apr 15, 2017

I got into a bad corner with coreapi and realized that it...

I got into a bad corner with coreapi and realized that it felt like a more modern WSDL and now I'm back hitting URLs directly & FEELIN GOOD.
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Apr 15, 2017

The programmable web can either be a garbage fire of...

The programmable web can either be a garbage fire of frustration or a place of order and refuge and that's down to libraries like Requests.
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Apr 15, 2017

If you ever want to see code stuff done right just look at...

If you ever want to see code stuff done right just look at the python “requests” library. docs.python-requests.org/...
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Apr 15, 2017

cool, it has an RSS feed so i'll be able to add it to my...

@leahfinnegan cool, it has an RSS feed so i'll be able to add it to my feed reader
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Apr 15, 2017

should i be reading crazy days and nights

@leahfinnegan should i be reading crazy days and nights
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Apr 15, 2017

Exactly. "Great job, AGAIN."

@page88 Exactly. "Great job, AGAIN."
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Apr 15, 2017

Our close is Wednesday night, so any time Wednesday aft is...

@page88 Our close is Wednesday night, so any time Wednesday aft is probably plenty.
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Apr 15, 2017

Boy can they turn over copy though!

@page88 Boy can they turn over copy though!
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Apr 15, 2017

It's the day before Easter, when we are redeemed into a new...

It's the day before Easter, when we are redeemed into a new life of love by the risen Son, anyway here's a list of deserving minorities.
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Apr 15, 2017

My Andrew Sullivan Problem, and Ours

My Andrew Sullivan Problem, and Ours
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Apr 15, 2017

Actually this is for the closed-minded....

Actually this is for the closed-minded. twitter.com/...
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Apr 15, 2017

it might be the best thing i've ever done

@phooky it might be the best thing i've ever done
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Apr 15, 2017

i just keep thinking about https://twitter.com/claydumas/sta...

@goldman i just keep thinking about twitter.com/...
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Apr 15, 2017

I still can't figure out what cheddar is

@timbray I still can't figure out what cheddar is
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Apr 15, 2017

A love letter to tacky and amazing 70s baseball uniforms...

A love letter to tacky and amazing 70s baseball uniforms and logos nyti.ms/...
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Apr 15, 2017

[Repeat until truck leaves.]

[Repeat until truck leaves.]
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Apr 15, 2017

Don't stand in the line and scream and whine there's...

Don't stand in the line and scream and whine there's no...ice cream...for...YOUUUUUUUUUU.
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Apr 15, 2017

Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck we just ran out...

Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck we just ran out of ice cream....
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Apr 15, 2017

No fudgsicles or popsicles, no sprinkle-covered cones. When...

No fudgsicles or popsicles, no sprinkle-covered cones. When you scream for ice cream, you will always scream alone!
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Apr 15, 2017

Don't stand in the line and scream and whine, there's no...

Don't stand in the line and scream and whine, there's no I've cream for you.
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Apr 15, 2017

Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck, we just ran...

Don't come to the truck, you're out of luck, we just ran out of ice cream.
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Apr 15, 2017

We are at the park, the ice cream truck pulled up, and the...

We are at the park, the ice cream truck pulled up, and the kids started whining, so I had opportunity to break out my alt-Mr. Softee lyrics.
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Apr 15, 2017

it's a beautiful photo but you know it's a little awkward...

it's a beautiful photo but you know it's a little awkward given the number of hookups twitter.com/...
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Apr 15, 2017

i want every aspect of this bot's tweet...so badly...to be...

i want every aspect of this bot's tweet...so badly...to be real twitter.com/...
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Apr 15, 2017

I mean...that's actually appropriate. Welcome to the other...

@Greg_Lindsay I mean...that's actually appropriate. Welcome to the other side!
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Apr 14, 2017

According to GOODNIGHT GORILLA sometimes they go home with...

@leyawn According to GOODNIGHT GORILLA sometimes they go home with the zookeeper!! Everyone should stockpile vitamins, medications, and clean water. twitter.com/...
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Apr 14, 2017

the dollhouse corner is yours

@leahfinnegan the dollhouse corner is yours
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Apr 14, 2017

we'll get an old letterpress and make a two-page newspaper...

@leahfinnegan we'll get an old letterpress and make a two-page newspaper too, the world's biggest dorm room
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Apr 14, 2017

boxes of random old magazines too

@leahfinnegan boxes of random old magazines too
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Apr 14, 2017

plus some benches to nap on

@leahfinnegan plus some benches to nap on
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Apr 14, 2017

shelf after shelf of bataille and dworkin and novels in...

@leahfinnegan shelf after shelf of bataille and dworkin and novels in translation and comic books and a diet coke fridge and 10 cases parliament lights
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Apr 14, 2017

oh shit you are totally right

@leahfinnegan oh shit you are totally right
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Apr 14, 2017

If the world is gonna end they might as well revoke the cig...

If the world is gonna end they might as well revoke the cig tax.
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Apr 14, 2017

Ladies where your undies at https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...

Ladies where your undies at twitter.com/...
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Apr 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/852920807433150465/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 14, 2017

.@phyllisstein she's like five rocket ships fired off in...

.@phyllisstein she's like five rocket ships fired off in different directions
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Apr 14, 2017

so @phyllisstein reminded me of barbra streisand's first...

so @phyllisstein reminded me of barbra streisand's first appearance on TV and I keep thinking about it youtu.be/...
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Apr 14, 2017

Every Iain Banks Culture novel names its drones, so there's...

@internetofshit Every Iain Banks Culture novel names its drones, so there's a strong literary precedent.
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Apr 14, 2017

oh my god it's the internet of shit

@internetofshit oh my god it's the internet of shit
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Apr 14, 2017

You were never bare bones to me; you always seemed very...

@bbedit You were never bare bones to me; you always seemed very full-featured. Thanks for the good times!
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Apr 14, 2017

things haven't been the same since their divorce

@_cynar @haaretzcom things haven't been the same since their divorce
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Apr 13, 2017

I'm pretty sure that for me it was a Swatch ad

@phyllisstein I'm pretty sure that for me it was a Swatch ad
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Apr 13, 2017

I mean as awakenings go that's solid

@phyllisstein I mean as awakenings go that's solid
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Apr 13, 2017

I mean there's a certain pt where making a boy read more...

@phyllisstein I mean there's a certain pt where making a boy read more Bashevis-Singer is just unethical.
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Apr 13, 2017

In retrospect I may have been conditioned that I had to...

@phyllisstein In retrospect I may have been conditioned that I had to move to NYC.
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Apr 13, 2017

We rented a VCR IN ORDER to rent Nuts

@phyllisstein We rented a VCR IN ORDER to rent Nuts
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Apr 13, 2017

Right she's not fully formed but every one of those old...

@phyllisstein Right she's not fully formed but every one of those old seen-it-all hacks is like W in the everloving F is THIS?
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Apr 13, 2017

Wow Judy isn't taking any prisoners.

@phyllisstein Wow Judy isn't taking any prisoners.
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Apr 13, 2017

The next woman who was that campy and talented that young...

@phyllisstein The next woman who was that campy and talented that young was maybe Kate Bush? Like that talent is SO rare.
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Apr 13, 2017

So I have a sweet spot for https://youtu.be/3DXvLD-pxms at...

@phyllisstein So I have a sweet spot for youtu.be/... at 4:39 where she's 19 and dressed like she's on a first date
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Apr 13, 2017

That thing is GREAT they're PERFECT

@phyllisstein That thing is GREAT they're PERFECT
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Apr 13, 2017

oh yeah it's gotta be supremely annoying

@paulsmith oh yeah it's gotta be supremely annoying
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Apr 13, 2017

yeah although the tony is for lifetime achievement so...

@paulsmith yeah although the tony is for lifetime achievement so whatever
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Apr 13, 2017

just...twitter

@dylan20 just...twitter
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Apr 13, 2017

Maybe YOU weren't raised on Holly Near and the Yentl...

Maybe YOU weren't raised on Holly Near and the Yentl soundtrack but this is my real life. twitter.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

you can zoom in on that streisand photograph and it's...

you can zoom in on that streisand photograph and it's unbelievably rewarding pbs.twimg.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

If this was really a patriarchy wouldn't it be a father of...

If this was really a patriarchy wouldn't it be a father of all bombs?
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Apr 13, 2017

Idgaf any more cody Trump is president anything is possible

@CodyBrown Idgaf any more cody Trump is president anything is possible
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Apr 13, 2017

If Shakespeare wrote plays today every opening monologue...

If Shakespeare wrote plays today every opening monologue would start with the words “My Quill Made It.”
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Apr 13, 2017

ooooof david ouch

@dschatsky ooooof david ouch
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Apr 13, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/852543068934991872/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

this was a good ad for shoes in 2010...

this was a good ad for shoes in 2010 youtube.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

when millennials capitalize words they use...

when millennials capitalize words they use twitter.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

John I just look at your work here and nod my head gently...

@john_overholt John I just look at your work here and nod my head gently with raw admiration and respect.
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Apr 13, 2017

Linguistics question: Which verb inflection should I use to...

Linguistics question: Which verb inflection should I use to acknowledge that the addressee is a millennial?
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Apr 13, 2017

We had some great times in college....

We had some great times in college. twitter.com/...
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Apr 13, 2017

if you want to see people clutch pearls into powder just...

@kjhealy if you want to see people clutch pearls into powder just make generalizations about journalism
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Apr 13, 2017

I love self-threads because they are the conversation I...

I love self-threads because they are the conversation I have in my head.
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Apr 13, 2017

I wish they were doing that David Bowie thing where you...

I wish they were doing that David Bowie thing where you bought stock in an artist's future career because then you could buy Future futures.
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Apr 13, 2017

I'm about to test the limits of how many times a human can...

I'm about to test the limits of how many times a human can listen to the Future/Rihanna song on repeat.
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Apr 13, 2017

wow that was GOOD

@merveille wow that was GOOD
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Apr 13, 2017

Oh yeah that is an actual crime.

@skamille Oh yeah that is an actual crime.
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Apr 13, 2017

Heheh rn everyone who knows you is going OH JESUS DID I...

@skamille Heheh rn everyone who knows you is going OH JESUS DID I STAND CAMILLE UP OH GOD OH NO.
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Apr 13, 2017

Hey buddy let me take you an a real short boat ride...on...

Hey buddy let me take you an a real short boat ride...on the Friendship Express. ⛴🗽🎇
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Apr 12, 2017

that's the thing! i haven't been surprised by a random...

@jfeckstein that's the thing! i haven't been surprised by a random number in decades
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Apr 12, 2017

dan if opus dei is in our sqlite3 we have bigger problems

@dancohen dan if opus dei is in our sqlite3 we have bigger problems
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Apr 12, 2017

and yes nerds it's -11,931,208,779.4552 years-worth of...

and yes nerds it's -11,931,208,779.4552 years-worth of seconds which is close enough to 13.8 billion years for a twitter joke.
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Apr 12, 2017

oh i guess i'm just used to a floating point value between...

oh i guess i'm just used to a floating point value between zero and one but the number of seconds from now to the big bang is fine too
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Apr 12, 2017

it's very random!

@mabufo it's very random!
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Apr 12, 2017

sqlite> select random(); -376520314178602712 wait what

sqlite> select random();
-376520314178602712

wait what
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Apr 12, 2017

GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! https://twitter.com/soniasaraiya/sta...

GOOD THINGS CAN HAPPEN! twitter.com/...
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Apr 12, 2017

Shift up arrow to set a meaningless priority

@epilnivek Shift up arrow to set a meaningless priority
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Apr 12, 2017

** You're *** Welcome

@epilnivek ** You're

*** Welcome
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Apr 12, 2017

Oh hell yes I call that petting the hand, I love it.

@RickWebb Oh hell yes I call that petting the hand, I love it.
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Apr 12, 2017

“Consider this prototype an aperitif, to stimulate the...

@RickWebb “Consider this prototype an aperitif, to stimulate the conversation ahead.”
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Apr 12, 2017

God bless them all, for certain.

@RickWebb God bless them all, for certain.
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Apr 12, 2017

My co-founder ran a shop for ten years, so it's not THAT...

@RickWebb My co-founder ran a shop for ten years, so it's not THAT bananacakes. The transition from writer to salesperson has been BRACING however.
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Apr 12, 2017

You learn, you laugh, you love.

@RickWebb You learn, you laugh, you love.
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Apr 12, 2017

We could do staff aug while building the pipeline, so we...

@RickWebb We could do staff aug while building the pipeline, so we didn't experience the same level of pain. Although we were 30 people at launch.
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Apr 12, 2017

it's the second-most annoying word

@leahfinnegan it's the second-most annoying word
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Apr 12, 2017

i think one emerges from it boticelli style

@rebeccablood i think one emerges from it boticelli style
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Apr 12, 2017

Again, in a good way.

@RickWebb Again, in a good way.
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Apr 12, 2017

We're more pure product, less marketing than TBG, but about...

@RickWebb We're more pure product, less marketing than TBG, but about 85% of the book makes me feel like I'm looking into a mirror to see my face melt
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Apr 12, 2017

Well...actually...we started our agency a year ago so it's...

@RickWebb Well...actually...we started our agency a year ago so it's more like pre-traumatic stress disorder. But USEFULLY so!
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Apr 12, 2017

the thing with the yellow dress is that it's kind of okay...

@rebeccablood the thing with the yellow dress is that it's kind of okay and then you realize that it's not something you wear on top of something else
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Apr 12, 2017

if you wore the red cloak and it rained you would have to...

@rebeccablood if you wore the red cloak and it rained you would have to let it dry out before you could walk again
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Apr 12, 2017

it all looks a little...warm

@rebeccablood it all looks a little...warm
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Apr 12, 2017

Oh I should clarify, the Agency book.

@RickWebb Oh I should clarify, the Agency book.
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Apr 12, 2017

we're all learning sasha

@xander76 we're all learning sasha
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Apr 12, 2017

It's very accurate.

@RickWebb It's very accurate.
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Apr 12, 2017

RICK! I was reading your book THIS MORNING. I read it until...

@RickWebb RICK! I was reading your book THIS MORNING. I read it until I have a panic attack. Then stop for a week. I make it abt 8 pgs each time.
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Apr 12, 2017

i mean there's almost NO upside here unless you are willing...

@BradyDale i mean there's almost NO upside here unless you are willing to go 20,000 words deep on the cultural forces at play
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Apr 12, 2017

fizzbuzz considered as a jazz standard (by jazz musician...

fizzbuzz considered as a jazz standard (by jazz musician coder @jeffowler) blog.jfo.click/...
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Apr 12, 2017

When Joe Barton starts talking about what's in the source...

@ezramechaber @goldman @claydumas @iano @Medium When Joe Barton starts talking about what's in the source of the HTML page, that's like watching the end of Titanic for me.
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Apr 12, 2017

TAB B: THE BATTLE BETWEEN ANTI-KINK-SHAMING VS RADICAL...

@goldman @claydumas @iano @Medium TAB B: THE BATTLE BETWEEN ANTI-KINK-SHAMING VS RADICAL INCLUSION AS THE ROSETTA STONE TO OPEN SOURCE CULTURE
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Apr 12, 2017

“Which brings us to the sexual subculture around the...

@claydumas @iano @goldman @Medium “Which brings us to the sexual subculture around the mythical world of Gor.”
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Apr 12, 2017

It is very likely that Jeffrey has written way more...

It is very likely that Jeffrey has written way more proposals than you have. medium.com/...
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Apr 12, 2017

You are not crazy but it's a lot of narrators.

@BradyDale You are not crazy but it's a lot of narrators.
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Apr 12, 2017

I have no idea what's real. I'm sure there are many open...

@BradyDale I have no idea what's real. I'm sure there are many open letters to come.
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Apr 12, 2017

Look's like it's time to...llama...al congreso.

@harrisj Look's like it's time to...llama...al congreso.
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Apr 12, 2017

It melted. https://twitter.com/robinsloan/status/85217652476...

It melted. twitter.com/...
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Apr 12, 2017

I think it's ... Al Franken

@imaginary_nums I think it's ... Al Franken
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Apr 12, 2017

In particular I'd draw your attention to its conclusion,...

@leahfinnegan In particular I'd draw your attention to its conclusion, that “We can have it all. Just not all at the same time.”
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Apr 12, 2017

mfw the farmer's market vegan carrot cookie is stale...

mfw the farmer's market vegan carrot cookie is stale twitter.com/...
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Apr 12, 2017

I know of your interest in feminism and thought you would...

@leahfinnegan I know of your interest in feminism and thought you would find this interesting girlboss.com/...
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Apr 11, 2017

THE MEDIA: The late J. Geils scored a hit with a song...

THE MEDIA: The late J. Geils scored a hit with a song proclaiming that his angel was...a centerfold.

ALSO THE MEDIA: But she was no angel.
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Apr 11, 2017

wow george NICELY done

@revgeorge wow george NICELY done
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Apr 11, 2017

Hmm...you work at a library...which means you are...

@merylfriedman @leahfinnegan @dpwenger Hmm...you work at a library...which means you are incredibly wealthy...I will do it.
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Apr 11, 2017

Somehow this opens me to identity theft.

Somehow this opens me to identity theft.
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Apr 11, 2017

after an appropriate duration of counseling, absolutely

@leahfinnegan @dpwenger after an appropriate duration of counseling, absolutely
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Apr 11, 2017

mostly i'm doing this because i like robes...

mostly i'm doing this because i like robes twitter.com/...
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Apr 11, 2017

POLL: Which is better to have?

POLL: Which is better to have?
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Apr 11, 2017

ulgh laurie do you mutate state LIKE AN ANIMAL

@seldo ulgh laurie do you mutate state LIKE AN ANIMAL
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Apr 11, 2017

WORTH IT.

@seldo WORTH IT.
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Apr 11, 2017

If they shot an actual angel in the wings on video the news...

If they shot an actual angel in the wings on video the news headline would be NO ANGEL.
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Apr 11, 2017

Men love looking at ladies cloaked in feminism.

@leahfinnegan @ez_rag Men love looking at ladies cloaked in feminism.
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Apr 11, 2017

no i have tons of those already

@hyperpape no i have tons of those already
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Apr 11, 2017

I'll pitch it to Elle! They love me.

@rebeccablood I'll pitch it to Elle! They love me.
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Apr 11, 2017

the @postlightstudio podcast made it onto a list of good...

the @postlightstudio podcast made it onto a list of good tech podcasts at Forbes BUT FIRST THIS INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE #40396b313aaa" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestechcouncil/2017/04/11/six-tech-podcasts-that-are-worth-your-time/#40396b313aaa
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Apr 11, 2017

one of the great things about living your best creative...

one of the great things about living your best creative life is all the user feedback
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Apr 11, 2017

they're making him appear AT THE EASTER EGG ROLL it's NOT...

@jenniferdaniel @mulegirl they're making him appear AT THE EASTER EGG ROLL it's NOT SAFE
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Apr 11, 2017

this is bad but also good

@bafeldman this is bad but also good
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Apr 11, 2017

I've eaten dimes. I've also eaten lots of quarters. It...

@raganwald @electrolemon I've eaten dimes. I've also eaten lots of quarters. It doesn't taste good and it sucks, but I don't get people whining about “change.”
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Apr 11, 2017

WH Easter Egg Roll Eric Trump: Elmo, do you want to play a...

WH Easter Egg Roll
Eric Trump: Elmo, do you want to play a game?
Elmo: Elmo loves games!
Eric: (Raises elephant gun) Then Elmo should run.
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Apr 11, 2017

Making them attend their own funerals....

Making them attend their own funerals. twitter.com/...
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Apr 10, 2017

i'll come visit it'll be fun

@jessamyn i'll come visit it'll be fun
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Apr 10, 2017

is that where you live now

@jessamyn is that where you live now
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Apr 10, 2017

i'm wrong to be jealous right like you aren't actually...

@jessamyn i'm wrong to be jealous right like you aren't actually enjoying this there's a part of me that would be DEEPLY enjoying that
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Apr 10, 2017

Oh in this case I'm talking about a quarterly magazine by...

@DanielZarick Oh in this case I'm talking about a quarterly magazine by the same folks.
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Apr 10, 2017

Random request but if anyone ever has a run of/significant...

Random request but if anyone ever has a run of/significant collection of the Whole Earth Review they want to sell, hit me up.
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Apr 10, 2017

As a parent of young children you soon learn to always buy...

As a parent of young children you soon learn to always buy pants two sizes too large, for yourself.
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Apr 10, 2017

You'll get used to it because you literally have no choice.

@kellan You'll get used to it because you literally have no choice.
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Apr 10, 2017

Also the approval, compliance, and governance processes...

@EmilyGorcenski Also the approval, compliance, and governance processes leave lots of time to pursue hobbies.
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Apr 10, 2017

Oh we do too! Including One Certain Investment Bank. I love...

@EmilyGorcenski Oh we do too! Including One Certain Investment Bank. I love client work for banks because the checks clear. Also the schedules are sane.
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Apr 10, 2017

oh wow freemium will

@jimaley oh wow freemium will
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Apr 10, 2017

when you have twins, always buy pants at least two sizes...

@Scarlet_Foxtrot @alanmclean when you have twins, always buy pants at least two sizes too large. for yourself.
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Apr 10, 2017

when all you neeeed is a knife

@charlesforelle when all you neeeed is a knife
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Apr 10, 2017

Ignore it Alan I know your experience will be different.

@alanmclean Ignore it Alan I know your experience will be different.
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Apr 10, 2017

Having two five year olds feels like having five two year...

Having two five year olds feels like having five two year olds.
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Apr 10, 2017

!!! Make a sign for the April 22 Science march....

!!! Make a sign for the April 22 Science march. signsforscience.com
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Apr 10, 2017

Here is an excellent, excellent essay about losing the...

Here is an excellent, excellent essay about losing the illusion of control as a parent. velamag.com/... (via @mefiblue)
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Apr 9, 2017

”jennie you always were so crafty, your brother seems happy...

@jenniferdaniel ”jennie you always were so crafty, your brother seems happy for his big day!”
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Apr 9, 2017

maybe buy this in a long and get a nice cinch with a big...

@jenniferdaniel maybe buy this in a long and get a nice cinch with a big buckle twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

You better fact-check yourself before you fact-wreck...

You better fact-check yourself before you fact-wreck yourself.
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Apr 9, 2017

it's pretty special

@HoeflerCo it's pretty special
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Apr 9, 2017

Ah the embed doesn't support the time addressing, so you...

Ah the embed doesn't support the time addressing, so you want to skip to like 1:27.
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Apr 9, 2017

I cannot emphasize enough how good it is when they zoom in...

I cannot emphasize enough how good it is when they zoom in on the...animal.
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Apr 9, 2017

deep learning lets you watch bob ross gently...

deep learning lets you watch bob ross gently pet...something #1:15#t=75" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://vimeo.com/211758157#1:15#t=75
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Apr 9, 2017

they're just young is all

@leahfinnegan they're just young is all
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Apr 9, 2017

to celebrate let's have 10 #pix

to celebrate let's have 10 #pix
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Apr 9, 2017

after complaining that i was posting too many images people...

after complaining that i was posting too many images people were complaining that the threads were too messy so now I just post with #pix
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851223206161768448/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

Great https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/status/85117364637...

Great twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851162832179793920/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

wow i have seen some serious bathtime avoidance behavior...

@livlab @apousson wow i have seen some serious bathtime avoidance behavior but this is absolutely next level, respect
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851102418033094657/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

Ohhhhhhhhh, you're halfway there, ohhhhh you're...

Ohhhhhhhhh, you're halfway there, ohhhhh you're youtube.com/... @msippey
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Apr 9, 2017

the important thing is that there's no budget to hire...

@perryhewitt @halvorson the important thing is that there's no budget to hire editors whatever those even are
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Apr 9, 2017

Budget accordingly. https://twitter.com/halvorson/status/841...

Budget accordingly. twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

oh i missed the wartime context here but yeah, part of the...

@Dockjaw oh i missed the wartime context here but yeah, part of the reason i show them is for that exact reason
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Apr 9, 2017

i spent part of the morning watching bollywood clips on...

@Dockjaw i spent part of the morning watching bollywood clips on youtube with the kids, strong agree YOU LIKE COLOR? HAVE ALL THE COLORS
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/851042027479453697/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850981659700809729/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850921266882260992/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850860834821636097/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

I keep watching and pausing and watching and pausing. This...

I keep watching and pausing and watching and pausing. This thing is so good. twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

Once again we hang the offering upon our door to ward away...

Once again we hang the offering upon our door to ward away the hungry lagomorph. twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850800425376911360/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850740025247641600/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

I liked it better when they'd do cover stories on...

@kjhealy I liked it better when they'd do cover stories on decorating old ecclesiastical garments, before they changed the title from Venerable Bead.
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Apr 8, 2017

The Pepsi ad was filmed in Thailand....

The Pepsi ad was filmed in Thailand. people.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

No I had to remove some problematic content and broke the...

@abackstrom No I had to remove some problematic content and broke the thread.
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850679627320373248/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850619229166612480/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850558835358093314/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

I mean I made fun of acupuncture and was wrong so maybe nugs

@tcarmody @lauraolin I mean I made fun of acupuncture and was wrong so maybe nugs
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Apr 7, 2017

Pepsi asked us to Join The Conversation

@mulegirl Pepsi asked us to Join The Conversation
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Apr 7, 2017

God grant me a scruffy mutt. (Our cat was found under some...

@mulegirl God grant me a scruffy mutt. (Our cat was found under some stairs with fleas in her eyes.)
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Apr 7, 2017

This is true for puppies and also open source in the...

This is true for puppies and also open source in the enterprise twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

Oh totally when the day comes it's straight to the pound.

@mulegirl Oh totally when the day comes it's straight to the pound.
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Apr 7, 2017

They're asleep it's safe.

@jcsalterego They're asleep it's safe.
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Apr 7, 2017

I had a few client drinks and I would definitely buy a...

I had a few client drinks and I would definitely buy a puppy right now.
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Apr 7, 2017

I'm not racist, but [TURNS TO CAMERA] first of all, I'd...

I'm not racist, but [TURNS TO CAMERA] first of all, I'd like to apologize to Kendall Jenner.
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Apr 7, 2017

You're basically my favorite artist.

@stephcd You're basically my favorite artist.
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850498495094165505/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

POLL: Slack threads

POLL: Slack threads
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Apr 7, 2017

twitter works great now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/85...

twitter works great now twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

ooooooof https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/8504409334349619...

ooooooof twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

godammit jason https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/85044048...

godammit jason twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

i also got a big bag of random other candy we're going to...

@PostlightStudio i also got a big bag of random other candy we're going to have so many options
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Apr 7, 2017

i now see the consequences of my careless actions and know...

@post_prufrock @theodoreross i now see the consequences of my careless actions and know that “it was the perfect GIF” is no excuse when I hurt others.
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Apr 7, 2017

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it

@post_prufrock i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850438035439267840/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

Why ARE the ranchers jolly?

Why ARE the ranchers jolly?
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Apr 7, 2017

Wait I thought I was replying to YOU, brand. THREADS ARE...

@PostlightStudio Wait I thought I was replying to YOU, brand. THREADS ARE KILLING ME. Anyway you are gonna love these Jolly Ranchers.
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Apr 7, 2017

that product shot is NSFW

@sophaskins that product shot is NSFW
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Apr 7, 2017

i like jolly ranchers because they imply at least 10...

@sophaskins i like jolly ranchers because they imply at least 10 minutes of fake apple neuron blast
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Apr 7, 2017

well we have healthy stuff and bananas and lots of treats,...

@sophaskins well we have healthy stuff and bananas and lots of treats, we just are hurting for Tiny Treats
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Apr 7, 2017

6 lbs mixed, 5 lbs Jolly Ranchers. Consider it my promise...

6 lbs mixed, 5 lbs Jolly Ranchers. Consider it my promise to you.
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Apr 7, 2017

I just ordered 11 pounds of office candy.

I just ordered 11 pounds of office candy.
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850377639324004352/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

What is the greatest Internet genre

What is the greatest Internet genre
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Apr 7, 2017

Or that I owe them phone calls, follow-ups, or drafts. Cuts...

@gob Or that I owe them phone calls, follow-ups, or drafts. Cuts both ways.
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Apr 7, 2017

I think of this cartoon about the Democrats at least once a...

I think of this cartoon about the Democrats at least once a week. twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850317243602923524/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850256842315882496/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850196464860930048/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 6, 2017

due the poll results i will now post one image every four...

due the poll results i will now post one image every four hours, which will take three years, meaning my bot MAY outlive humanity
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Apr 6, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850150737833275393/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 6, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/850150261435895808/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 6, 2017

It looks small https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/8501449516...

It looks small twitter.com/...
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Apr 6, 2017

Me too. I should have been a lumberjack, or maybe a...

@tomcoates Me too. I should have been a lumberjack, or maybe a teacher. But the weirdest thing happened.
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Apr 6, 2017

A friend of mine says, "It happens that the greatest...

@tomcoates A friend of mine says, "It happens that the greatest capital expansion in history aligned to my skills, but otherwise I'd be working a bar."
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Apr 6, 2017

That would take 9 years

@TheIdOfAlan That would take 9 years
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Apr 6, 2017

aww Tom it's nice to see your face (sincerely)

@tomcoates aww Tom it's nice to see your face (sincerely)
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Apr 6, 2017

i think jack or i are setting up a node

@rustyk5 i think jack or i are setting up a node
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Apr 6, 2017

thank you michael this is very helpful

@artless thank you michael this is very helpful
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Apr 6, 2017

at what pace should i autopost images

at what pace should i autopost images
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Apr 5, 2017

Official bird of Twitter. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

Official bird of Twitter. twitter.com/...
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that...

It's weird that one day I will no longer say, “Give me that freaking whistle, my God, where did you get a whistle? Those aren't real tears.”
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Apr 5, 2017

No but that is when the workplace becomes the hugplace

@BradyDale No but that is when the workplace becomes the hugplace
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Apr 5, 2017

Where do you stand on Christmas parties?

@BradyDale Where do you stand on Christmas parties?
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

Dear @PepsiCo please put the Pepsi ad back up we are...

Dear @PepsiCo please put the Pepsi ad back up we are nowhere near done with you.
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

heheh i had no idea about arnell group, which made that PDF...

@goldman @jlax heheh i had no idea about arnell group, which made that PDF in 2008, but what a guy marklipton.com/...
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

is this what they do? I've never seen this. This is...

@michelet is this what they do? I've never seen this. This is outstanding.
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Apr 5, 2017

I love how it brazenly feeds into corporate narcissism with...

@slavin_fpo I love how it brazenly feeds into corporate narcissism with no regard for the product's consumer.
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Apr 5, 2017

Thank you for bringing this work of art to my attention.

@slavin_fpo Thank you for bringing this work of art to my attention.
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Apr 5, 2017

You owe it to yourself to see this PDF. This is it, the...

You owe it to yourself to see this PDF. This is it, the greatest PDF in branding history. twitter.com/...
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Apr 5, 2017

Pepsi actually should make ice buckets filled with cold...

Pepsi actually should make ice buckets filled with cold Pepsi products available at the massive protests that will define the coming summer.
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Apr 5, 2017

it adds surprise and serendipity to your own feed. I SAID...

@michalmigurski it adds surprise and serendipity to your own feed. I SAID WHAT?
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

I made the hack garbage code from my stupid bot into an...

I made the hack garbage code from my stupid bot into an open sores project in case you want to feel superior github.com/...
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Apr 5, 2017

both. also twitter is for conversation, not artifacts, so...

@dphiffer both. also twitter is for conversation, not artifacts, so I'm "saying" the images more than I did on Mlkshk.
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

hmm it could be hold on a minute

@Spinchange hmm it could be hold on a minute
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Apr 5, 2017

there have been some problematic images, yes, but i just...

there have been some problematic images, yes, but i just delete those whenever I see people writing PAUL WHAT THE FUCK
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Apr 5, 2017

making a bot to tweet a picture from my http://mlkshk.com...

making a bot to tweet a picture from my mlkshk.com archive every hour is the best decision i've ever made twitter.com/...
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

Arrrrrrrrrgh arrrrrrgh I am garbage names are important....

@taylorkatebrown @richziade Arrrrrrrrrgh arrrrrrgh I am garbage names are important. Thank you for correcting me! Taylor.
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Apr 5, 2017

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Apr 5, 2017

Now that's a good tweet.

@rynbtmn Now that's a good tweet.
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Apr 5, 2017

My sense of self-worth is driven by people tweeting my own...

My sense of self-worth is driven by people tweeting my own name at me in exasperation.
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Apr 5, 2017

My UPS driver was making no sense but then I realised he...

My UPS driver was making no sense but then I realised he was speaking Parceltongue.
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Apr 4, 2017

Negativland made a whole album of Pepsi sound collage...

Negativland made a whole album of Pepsi sound collage because they saw the whole future. open.spotify.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

Oh yeah many people were ignored here

@seldo Oh yeah many people were ignored here
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Apr 4, 2017

Pepsi wants weird things for us.

@seldo Pepsi wants weird things for us.
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

Maybe the Pepsi people and the ad agency really think that...

Maybe the Pepsi people and the ad agency really think that protest is like that. Because that is one amazing fantasy.
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Apr 4, 2017

Thank you that is incredibly kind.

@jma_words Thank you that is incredibly kind.
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Apr 4, 2017

The Vintage Seltzer ad is just people yelling at each other...

The Vintage Seltzer ad is just people yelling at each other at Fairway.
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Apr 4, 2017

Asking people to understand that much context is just...

@ianadelman Asking people to understand that much context is just unfair.
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Apr 4, 2017

Well it's a bot but it's me so it sends a weird message....

@ianadelman Well it's a bot but it's me so it sends a weird message. People can't tell I'm just collecting artifacts not laughing or endorsing.
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Apr 4, 2017

Yeah I deleted that one too. Archives are tricky!

@ianadelman Yeah I deleted that one too. Archives are tricky!
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Apr 4, 2017

Mo made me delete this one so thread picks up here...

Mo made me delete this one so thread picks up here twitter.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

In reality the early days of the mlkshk posts were a little...

@rebeccablood In reality the early days of the mlkshk posts were a little more old internet. It will soon calm down.
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Apr 4, 2017

If you took away all the brands all we would have left is...

If you took away all the brands all we would have left is personal brands.
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Apr 4, 2017

This commercial is so proud of itself that it completely...

This commercial is so proud of itself that it completely misses how bad it is.
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Apr 4, 2017

Pick a pretty normal nickname and add “Marley” to it. That...

Pick a pretty normal nickname and add “Marley” to it. That is your Marley name.
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Apr 4, 2017

Pepsi tastes like cat pee bubblegum.

Pepsi tastes like cat pee bubblegum.
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

sometimes i think wordnet deserves a special prize for...

@aparrish sometimes i think wordnet deserves a special prize for being so good and always being there
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Apr 4, 2017

damn that was a GOOD asspost

@ashleyfeinberg damn that was a GOOD asspost
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

My request on setting up the office was that it be so...

@HeyVeronica @adampash My request on setting up the office was that it be so powerful I literally feel it on my skin.
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Apr 4, 2017

Me in your mentions. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/84929...

Me in your mentions. twitter.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

A deal's a deal Gary.

@garychou A deal's a deal Gary.
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Apr 4, 2017

I follow back everyone who retweets recruiting tweets.

I follow back everyone who retweets recruiting tweets.
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Apr 4, 2017

laurie it just keeps going to voicemail did you forget your...

@seldo laurie it just keeps going to voicemail did you forget your phone
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Apr 4, 2017

Are you a product designer who would like to make awkward...

Are you a product designer who would like to make awkward small talk with me while we take cabs to client meetings? postlight.recruiterbox.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

About 80% of the time it's the Democrats asking for money.

@djm5000 @RobotPliers About 80% of the time it's the Democrats asking for money.
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Apr 4, 2017

Forgot about this. I made http://commentsareclosed.com/ to...

Forgot about this. I made commentsareclosed.com to pt to when conversation needed to die. (Later Aaron Swartz asked for the URL, sigh.)
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

How did we forget calling people? It was actually really...

How did we forget calling people? It was actually really effective.
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Apr 4, 2017

But the reality is you can actually just call people.

But the reality is you can actually just call people.
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Apr 4, 2017

The fact that modern voicemail is a confusing disaster...

The fact that modern voicemail is a confusing disaster makes it much harder though.
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Apr 4, 2017

Holy shit he's right. You can just call people on the...

Holy shit he's right. You can just call people on the phone. twitter.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

(Thanks!) Oh I think it worked! It's just that were I to do...

@510home (Thanks!) Oh I think it worked! It's just that were I to do it over I'd have a more cogent plan.
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

The longest list

@harrisj The longest list
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Apr 4, 2017

In retrospect the union of essay style and earnestness and...

In retrospect the union of essay style and earnestness and raw tech stuff is pretty rough. I have no idea where I'm going.
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Apr 4, 2017

Slash Power Rangers.

Slash Power Rangers.
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Apr 4, 2017

You all think you invented thirst but I've been...

You all think you invented thirst but I've been thirstposting since most of you were in Little Mermaid jammies.
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Apr 4, 2017

But I'm trying to boot up some writing again and I always...

But I'm trying to boot up some writing again and I always need to catalog and go back to older stuff and figure out what worked.
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Apr 4, 2017

I'm not posting this merely out of thirst. I mean I post...

I'm not posting this merely out of thirst. I mean I post everything out of thirst obviously.
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Apr 4, 2017

Yep! It's weird but also makes sense.

@anildash Yep! It's weird but also makes sense.
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 4, 2017

Medium was paying me to write back then but with almost no...

Medium was paying me to write back then but with almost no guard rails. It was pretty amazing.
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Apr 4, 2017

Someone linked to this last night. I hadn't thought of it...

Someone linked to this last night. I hadn't thought of it in a year. It's one of the weirdest things I ever wrote. medium.com/...
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Apr 4, 2017

My son's leg hurt, but now he went back to sleep, while I...

My son's leg hurt, but now he went back to sleep, while I feel like I just had seven cups of coffee.
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Apr 4, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

No I mean...the alternative statement is "I built a shitty...

@ethanchiel @ceodonovan No I mean...the alternative statement is "I built a shitty slow site." So It's like saying "a delicious steak dinner"
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

It's one of the phrases web software people signal that...

@ceodonovan It's one of the phrases web software people signal that they build "web apps" (cool, $$), not "websites" (busted, Wordpress)
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Apr 3, 2017

Hmm. Like Google Inbox or Docs, or Facebook in the browser....

@ceodonovan Hmm. Like Google Inbox or Docs, or Facebook in the browser. Big, fast, runs in browser/mobile web, behaves like software, not a document.
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

I mean this is five years of curation.

@jrobertlennon I mean this is five years of curation.
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Apr 3, 2017

Oh sorry thread cut off it keeps going here...

Oh sorry thread cut off it keeps going here twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

It's time to https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8490712501819...

It's time to twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

And with that it's just about time to call an end to...

And with that it's just about time to call an end to twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

In making my goofy image-posting bot some of the GIFs are...

In making my goofy image-posting bot some of the GIFs are too big to automatically upload so I'll start a thread for them here. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

This is Mayor DeBlasio's New York. Trash everywhere....

This is Mayor DeBlasio's New York. Trash everywhere. Homelessness on the rise. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

Open Access To Hackers

Open
Access
To
Hackers
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Apr 3, 2017

Oscar-deserving Amy Adams Talks to Hexapods

Oscar-deserving
Amy Adams
Talks to
Hexapods
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Apr 3, 2017

Online America Transformational Ham

Online
America
Transformational
Ham
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

This is a continuation of the thread that ends...

This is a continuation of the thread that ends twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

I had to erase one because it had boobs, not SEXY boobs,...

I had to erase one because it had boobs, not SEXY boobs, but Twitter isn't a place for bodies. Thread picks up here: twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

it's so much fun

@torrez it's so much fun
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Apr 3, 2017

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Apr 3, 2017

Monday, January 10, 2011 at 9:37 AM, posted by bot....

Monday, January 10, 2011 at 9:37 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

From “Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess,” in the...

From “Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess,” in the Blue Fairy Book. gutenberg.org/... twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Heheh you're right it's a mashup of two things entirely of...

@jmuspratt Heheh you're right it's a mashup of two things entirely of their moment.
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Apr 3, 2017

I don't think that what-am-I-even-doing-here sensation ever...

I don't think that what-am-I-even-doing-here sensation ever leaves you. glossy.co/... twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 10:08 AM, posted by bot....

Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 10:08 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

It is making my life so much better though.

@rebeccablood It is making my life so much better though.
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Apr 3, 2017

Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 5:02 AM, posted by bot....

Sunday, January 9, 2011 at 5:02 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 7:19 PM, posted by bot....

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 7:19 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 6:55 PM, posted by bot....

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 6:55 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 5:50 PM, posted by bot....

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 5:50 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 1:45 PM, posted by bot....

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 1:45 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 10:29 AM, posted by bot....

Saturday, January 8, 2011 at 10:29 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 11:56 PM, posted by bot....

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 11:56 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 3, 2017

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 7:34 PM, posted by bot....

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 7:34 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 6:48 PM, posted by bot....

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 6:48 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 8:34 AM, posted by bot....

Friday, January 7, 2011 at 8:34 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Oh man remember when the tell-tale heart exploded.

@tcarmody Oh man remember when the tell-tale heart exploded.
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Apr 2, 2017

It's satisfying in a lot of ways and almost too pretty.

@michaelroston It's satisfying in a lot of ways and almost too pretty.
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Apr 2, 2017

I don't buy that everything had to blow up for continuity....

I don't buy that everything had to blow up for continuity. Some things could, for example, not have blown up.
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Apr 2, 2017

Sure but like Jeddah didn't HAVE to blow up.

@asolove Sure but like Jeddah didn't HAVE to blow up.
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Apr 2, 2017

Oh huh I wonder where this is going BOOOOOOOOOOM oh

@therealfitz Oh huh I wonder where this is going BOOOOOOOOOOM oh
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Apr 2, 2017

I liked Rogue One but every time I thought, this is an...

I liked Rogue One but every time I thought, this is an interesting setting/character/space thing, it exploded. They blew up everything.
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Apr 2, 2017

Ah--These are http://mlkshk.com posts, the archive is just...

@reppep Ah--These are mlkshk.com posts, the archive is just 6000 images in a folder.
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:43 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

This is the best thing, I love it, thank you!

@ursonate This is the best thing, I love it, thank you!
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Apr 2, 2017

I think it might be time for me to step back and reevaluate...

I think it might be time for me to step back and reevaluate some of my life choices. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:30 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 9:30 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

If the Beuys want to bring a wolf you better let 'im.

@sippey If the Beuys want to bring a wolf you better let 'im.
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Apr 2, 2017

It's a sickness I admit.

@trochee It's a sickness I admit.
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Apr 2, 2017

If she crafted her own yarn from wool she may have...

@GalaxyKate If she crafted her own yarn from wool she may have subscribed to granarcho-spindicalism
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Apr 2, 2017

My daughter just asked if Beyoncé knows who we are, and now...

My daughter just asked if Beyoncé knows who we are, and now I have to break a tiny heart.
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Apr 2, 2017

It really truly is. Once you get that data in there you can...

@TheMFingChisa It really truly is. Once you get that data in there you can actually do things with it.
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:52 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:52 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

“French poetry requires French wine.”

@studiesincrap “French poetry requires French wine.”
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:29 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 8:29 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Maybe! In this case I think it was an early meme thing...

@dannybirchall Maybe! In this case I think it was an early meme thing called Bert Is Evil that got swept up in the cutting and pasting.
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 6:26 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 6:26 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 2:51 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, January 6, 2011 at 2:51 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Took two hours to get ready tho.

@tressiemcphd Took two hours to get ready tho.
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Apr 2, 2017

I just today hauled my sorry frame back on my bicycle and...

@tressiemcphd I just today hauled my sorry frame back on my bicycle and no teens said a damn word as I rode past.
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Apr 2, 2017

Good tip.Maybe I will break it up by week or something.

@lanewinfield @perftweetstorm Good tip.Maybe I will break it up by week or something.
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Apr 2, 2017

I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of...

I was confused to walk into the museum and see piles of gray felt—but then I realized, the Beuys are back in town.
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Apr 2, 2017

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 5:15 PM, posted by bot....

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 5:15 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

My license expired years ago so you were in terrible peril.

@scumbly My license expired years ago so you were in terrible peril.
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, December 31, 2010 at 12:51 AM, posted by bot....

Friday, December 31, 2010 at 12:51 AM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 2:50 PM, posted by bot....

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 2:50 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Random memory: Post-Sept 11, pro-Taliban protestors in...

Random memory: Post-Sept 11, pro-Taliban protestors in Bangladesh made pro-bin Laden posters that accidentally included Bert from Sesame St. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, posted by bot....

Tuesday, December 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

mo took the kids shopping!

@djohngo mo took the kids shopping!
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, December 2, 2010 at 2:01 PM, posted by bot....

Thursday, December 2, 2010 at 2:01 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

it works so hard for us every damn day

@fascinated it works so hard for us every damn day
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Apr 2, 2017

the cost of it breaking is low so it can be real crappy

@harrisj the cost of it breaking is low so it can be real crappy
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Apr 2, 2017

just here on the desktop with a crontab to post every hour...

@harrisj just here on the desktop with a crontab to post every hour and a sqlite db to track the id of the last tweet so it can thread
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Apr 2, 2017

If you're on a Mac you need to "brew install findutils" and...

If you're on a Mac you need to "brew install findutils" and then it will be the "gfind" command. That gets you the "printf"
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Apr 2, 2017

find . -type f -printf "INSERT INTO image ('name',...

find . -type f -printf "INSERT INTO image ('name', 'byte_count', 'upload_datetime') VALUES ('%f',%s,'%TY-%Tm-%Td %TT');\n"|sqlite3 ../db.db
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Apr 2, 2017

One huge dumb thing I learned was "how do I put information...

One huge dumb thing I learned was "how do I put information about thousands of files into a SQLite3 database?"
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Apr 2, 2017

This is my first dumb Twitter bot. I learned some good...

This is my first dumb Twitter bot. I learned some good things making it.
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Apr 2, 2017

If we are alive in a year I will do that!

@mathowie If we are alive in a year I will do that!
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Apr 2, 2017

Originally found Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 2:42 PM,...

Originally found Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 2:42 PM, posted by bot. twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 4:57 AM...

Wednesday, December 1, 2010 at 4:57 AM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 at 6:30 PM...

Tuesday, November 30, 2010 at 6:30 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Tuesday, November 23, 2010 at 2:42 PM...

Tuesday, November 23, 2010 at 2:42 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 10:27 AM...

Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 10:27 AM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

All right it works just fine now!

All right it works just fine now!
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, November 19, 2010 at 07:02 PM...

Friday, November 19, 2010 at 07:02 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, November 5, 2010 at 11:30 PM...

Friday, November 5, 2010 at 11:30 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Friday, October 29, 2010 at 02:42 PM...

Friday, October 29, 2010 at 02:42 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 06:27 PM...

Thursday, October 28, 2010 at 06:27 PM twitter.com/...
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Apr 2, 2017

(Ignore this for a minute. I'm seeing how badly I screwed...

(Ignore this for a minute. I'm seeing how badly I screwed up my bot code.)
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Apr 2, 2017

What follows is a long thread of images posted to...

What follows is a long thread of images posted to mlkshk.com when it was operational. It'll take a year or so to post them.
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Apr 2, 2017

I'm obviously in the Richard and Judy Book Club but haven't...

@leahfinnegan I'm obviously in the Richard and Judy Book Club but haven't finished “A Boy Made of Blocks” yet.
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Apr 1, 2017

$5 per account might turn things around though

@mathowie @mulegirl $5 per account might turn things around though
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Apr 1, 2017

twins start like this but five years later they're sitting...

twins start like this but five years later they're sitting on top of you making you watch “trolls” twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

this is what it looks like when everything is going right...

this is what it looks like when everything is going right twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

I mean you could cadge together some machines, or you could...

@sophaskins I mean you could cadge together some machines, or you could go through the DC approval process. If your boss gave you cover, #1 is better.
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Apr 1, 2017

I would guess that it's because of the Web being a...

@sophaskins I would guess that it's because of the Web being a less-official channel. web.archive.org/...
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Apr 1, 2017

It's frankly so good, it's what NYC was invented for.

@phooky It's frankly so good, it's what NYC was invented for.
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Apr 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/848365176906756096/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

Mo is a graduate of the construction project management...

@phooky Mo is a graduate of the construction project management program of the General Society! That collection is bananacakes!
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Apr 1, 2017

she is cackling from the other room because she got to...

she is cackling from the other room because she got to tweet “achievement unlocked” twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/848360893922635777/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

I think you're all good but now is basically The Right Time.

@thomashouston I think you're all good but now is basically The Right Time.
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Apr 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/848360497284079617/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

I downloaded my MLKSHK archive. It's ~6,000 images I don't...

I downloaded my MLKSHK archive. It's ~6,000 images I don't remember, so I'm thinking I'll do a bot and post 10 a day. twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

Mo brought home some Russian Napoleon cake which is sort of...

Mo brought home some Russian Napoleon cake which is sort of surprising given that the Russian relationship to Napoleon is way different.
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Apr 1, 2017

Fuck it's been six minutes we need some dancing.

@rustyk5 Fuck it's been six minutes we need some dancing.
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Apr 1, 2017

As products of late capitalism go it was totally fine. I...

@rustyk5 As products of late capitalism go it was totally fine. I kind of appreciated how insincere it was.
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Apr 1, 2017

I enjoyed the Guile thread too! And love parens-based...

@dustyweb I enjoyed the Guile thread too! And love parens-based languages. But I also enjoy sick burns.
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Apr 1, 2017

oh i've been there

@hooyoobee oh i've been there
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Apr 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/848326974208708608/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

Blogging lives http://n-gate.com/hackernews/

Blogging lives n-gate.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

It was at least six hours of this....

It was at least six hours of this. twitter.com/...
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Apr 1, 2017

While you all talked about politics and life I watched the...

While you all talked about politics and life I watched the movie “Trolls” and had to stay in the room to be available for the scary parts.
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Apr 1, 2017

Woke up in the darkness and my first thought was “Today is...

Woke up in the darkness and my first thought was “Today is @mlkshk's wind-down day.” So glad it existed. Thanks to @torrez and @amberdawn!
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Mar 31, 2017

I see it and I hear that DING startup sound.

@textfiles I see it and I hear that DING startup sound.
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Mar 31, 2017

The world is my screensaver. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

The world is my screensaver. twitter.com/...
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