Ftrain, by Paul Ford

March 2017

Mar 31, 2017

My hanxiety just became hanxfulness....

My hanxiety just became hanxfulness. twitter.com/...

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Mar 31, 2017

Not one stain on my sweater.

@ursonate Not one stain on my sweater.

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Mar 31, 2017

Poor dad. https://twitter.com/jonkeegan/status/8474696940008...

Poor dad. twitter.com/...

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Mar 31, 2017

This is so calming it gives me a feeling of warren peace...

This is so calming it gives me a feeling of warren peace twitter.com/...

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Mar 31, 2017

Since tweets are never enough, I just kicked in $200 to...

Since tweets are never enough, I just kicked in $200 to @TransEquality. Our system should protect the freedom to be who the hell you are.

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Mar 31, 2017

Hi trans human people! It's a much better and bigger world...

Hi trans human people! It's a much better and bigger world with you all being here and who you are, under the same light as everyone else.

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Mar 30, 2017

In can't follow anything

@ursonate @craigmod @tomcoates @jennydeluxe In can't follow anything

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Mar 30, 2017

No

@ursonate @craigmod @tomcoates @jennydeluxe No

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Mar 30, 2017

Did you ever see inglorious basterds where Goebbels has sex...

@laura_june Did you ever see inglorious basterds where Goebbels has sex while making this horrible punishing shriek?

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Mar 30, 2017

Hi I've been listening to a lot of Psychic TV lately.

@ursonate @craigmod @tomcoates @jennydeluxe Hi I've been listening to a lot of Psychic TV lately.

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Mar 30, 2017

What kind donuts

@tomcoates @craigmod @jennydeluxe What kind donuts

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Mar 30, 2017

meme magick is a weaker art than brand magick

@caseyjohnston meme magick is a weaker art than brand magick

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Mar 30, 2017

“If they wanted a friend, they'd have hired a friend.”

“If they wanted a friend, they'd have hired a friend.”

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Mar 30, 2017

In client services I have little mottos: “It's a pitch, not...

In client services I have little mottos: “It's a pitch, not a poem.” “Memo, not memoir.” “Write the deck, get the check.”

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Mar 30, 2017

I erased this from a pitch memo today: “Many smaller dreams...

I erased this from a pitch memo today: “Many smaller dreams will die in order to make the big dream real. Start prioritizing your dreams.”

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Mar 30, 2017

it was good like three days ago!

@speckledwords it was good like three days ago!

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Mar 30, 2017

you didn't talk like that when you were at @motherboard

@derektmead @johnjcook @adampash @ashleyfeinberg you didn't talk like that when you were at @motherboard

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Mar 30, 2017

i was literally thinking last week that maybe twitter was...

@ashleyfeinberg @johnjcook @adampash @derektmead i was literally thinking last week that maybe twitter was good cc @Choire

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Mar 30, 2017

well if you have him you might want to add @ashleyfeinberg...

@johnjcook @adampash well if you have him you might want to add @ashleyfeinberg also @derektmead was complaining about canoes earlier

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Mar 30, 2017

i just reloaded

@johnjcook i just reloaded

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Mar 30, 2017

oh for god's sake they ruined twitter again

oh for god's sake they ruined twitter again

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Mar 30, 2017

jesus christ

@hananc @richziade jesus christ

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Mar 30, 2017

also the name of their blog which I think is cute as hell

@redkeg also the name of their blog which I think is cute as hell

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Mar 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/847506468052090880/photo/1

@richziade twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2017

RICH THE BUSINESSMAN IS CORN

@richziade RICH THE BUSINESSMAN IS CORN

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Mar 30, 2017

What's more of a creative class tradition than unexplained...

What's more of a creative class tradition than unexplained foreign foodstuffs left on the kitchen table? twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2017

god i remember when this would have been a subtweet

@ashleyfeinberg god i remember when this would have been a subtweet

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Mar 30, 2017

My inability to remember a four-digit security code has...

My inability to remember a four-digit security code has reduced my generosity to the arts and people in medical distress by about 75%.

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Mar 30, 2017

I can't even guess the number of heartfelt appeals I have...

I can't even guess the number of heartfelt appeals I have clicked to support only to remember that my wallet was in the other room.

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Mar 30, 2017

but see even as a screenshot it's low risk. it's only in...

@Dockjaw @AGoldmund but see even as a screenshot it's low risk. it's only in its original tweet form that I knew I was in for garbage.

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Mar 30, 2017

I think people who willingly and frequently go to stores...

@KarlreMarks I think people who willingly and frequently go to stores and spend money to buy clothes have a huge advantage here

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Mar 30, 2017

hell in a handbasket chris, hell in a handbasket

@reppep hell in a handbasket chris, hell in a handbasket

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Mar 30, 2017

(very nerd voice) except there was no concept of news as an...

@CantHardyWait @AGoldmund (very nerd voice) except there was no concept of news as an epistemological reference point

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Mar 30, 2017

This shit always goes well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

This shit always goes well en.m.wikipedia.org/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2017

the media sees evangelicals as moon people so it gets...

@rustyk5 the media sees evangelicals as moon people so it gets compounded, too

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Mar 30, 2017

Has there ever been a movie where someone hijacks a private...

Has there ever been a movie where someone hijacks a private plane filled with TV executives and says, “I have cancelled the pilot.”

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Mar 30, 2017

that an old and well known book many Americans believe to...

@AGoldmund that an old and well known book many Americans believe to be literal truth was the original fake news

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Mar 30, 2017

See this is a tweet that makes the same fun point but...

See this is a tweet that makes the same fun point but doesn't ruin my entire day.

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Mar 30, 2017

It's gonna be upsetting when people learn the Book of...

It's gonna be upsetting when people learn the Book of Revelations was written by Macedonian teenagers.

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Mar 30, 2017

Deleting that one before I go into the tunnel and lose...

Deleting that one before I go into the tunnel and lose signal.

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Mar 30, 2017

I grew up partly in that shrieking nightmare of cruelty and...

@patbits I grew up partly in that shrieking nightmare of cruelty and exclusion, and fuck 'em

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Mar 30, 2017

That's not good. https://twitter.com/rachelabramsny/status/8...

That's not good. twitter.com/...

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Mar 29, 2017

Agreed 100%. Good work, @Coudal....

Agreed 100%. Good work, @Coudal. twitter.com/...

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Mar 29, 2017

Wait, where are all these women who want to drink with Mike...

Wait, where are all these women who want to drink with Mike Pence?

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Mar 29, 2017

Im not going to take it personally

@jaybarnes Im not going to take it personally

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Mar 29, 2017

good. But your larger point is so painfully accurate.

@studiesincrap good. But your larger point is so painfully accurate.

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Mar 29, 2017

https://g.co/kgs/ZVb5CG

@studiesincrap g.co/...

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Mar 29, 2017

all I see is the meanest wrestling coach

@patbits all I see is the meanest wrestling coach

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Mar 29, 2017

what's terrible is when it has to be 16x9 aspect ratio

@internetrebecca what's terrible is when it has to be 16x9 aspect ratio

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Mar 29, 2017

mother the corn grows in the moonlight just as well as the...

@phogan @patbits mother the corn grows in the moonlight just as well as the sun (vanishes naked into corn maze)

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Mar 29, 2017

Someone needs to write a Star Wars script without the word...

Someone needs to write a Star Wars script without the word “arise.”

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Mar 29, 2017

mother the demon is in your son tonight come hie to him in...

@patbits mother the demon is in your son tonight come hie to him in hell

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Mar 29, 2017

Am...I...a good man, Mother? (Blood runs down palms.)

Am...I...a good man, Mother? (Blood runs down palms.)

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Mar 29, 2017

I'm assuming when Pence drinks heavily he starts screaming...

I'm assuming when Pence drinks heavily he starts screaming MOTHER until she begs him to put his clothes on and come back into the residence.

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Mar 29, 2017

Drew is real smart https://medium.com/@droob/2172309cfa27

Drew is real smart @droob/2172309cfa27" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@droob/2172309cfa27

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Mar 29, 2017

On the Internet, we've known you're a dog for years.

On the Internet, we've known you're a dog for years.

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Mar 29, 2017

I mean. You probably could now.

@jfeckstein I mean. You probably could now.

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Mar 29, 2017

I was imagining murky times past. That's insane.

@drunkenbee I was imagining murky times past. That's insane.

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Mar 29, 2017

oh. Jesus.

@drunkenbee oh. Jesus.

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Mar 29, 2017

Me most days. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/847069188774...

Me most days. twitter.com/...

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Mar 29, 2017

and your peers I'm sure gleefully participated. Oof.

@drunkenbee and your peers I'm sure gleefully participated. Oof.

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Mar 29, 2017

I am sure they thought they were helping!

@drunkenbee I am sure they thought they were helping!

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Mar 28, 2017

wow I had no idea they did that

@michelet wow I had no idea they did that

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Mar 28, 2017

hard at work! https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/84683388...

@page88 hard at work! twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

wow that's magical to consider actually

@michelet wow that's magical to consider actually

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Mar 28, 2017

wow that is monstrous even for him

@textfiles wow that is monstrous even for him

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Mar 28, 2017

oh I misjudged the corporeality my bad

@robynkanner @victomato @svaixd @nicoleslaw oh I misjudged the corporeality my bad

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Mar 28, 2017

when is it over I teach there at 2pm be fun to say hi

@robynkanner @victomato @svaixd @nicoleslaw when is it over I teach there at 2pm be fun to say hi

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Mar 28, 2017

1993 myself

@textfiles 1993 myself

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Mar 28, 2017

oh shit it's incredibly racist by page 3

@patbits oh shit it's incredibly racist by page 3

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Mar 28, 2017

wow I gotta say that is a superlative tweet

@seldo wow I gotta say that is a superlative tweet

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Mar 28, 2017

I'm still not sure what was up at the Flatiron building....

I'm still not sure what was up at the Flatiron building. twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

Not even one eel.

Not even one eel.

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Mar 28, 2017

got you right here http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/29419

@patbits got you right here gutenberg.org/...

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Mar 28, 2017

Jesus was this a disappointment....

Jesus was this a disappointment. twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

This is a real book. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/84689...

This is a real book. twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

oh I mean I just kinda expect lots of grisly tarballs...

@EmilyGorcenski oh I mean I just kinda expect lots of grisly tarballs getting sftped in this world, it gives me hives

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Mar 28, 2017

just skimming these I'm having panic attacks it's just one...

@EmilyGorcenski just skimming these I'm having panic attacks it's just one huge vulnerability machine

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Mar 28, 2017

god what's better than a formal PDF evaluation of a system...

@EmilyGorcenski god what's better than a formal PDF evaluation of a system I want to re org my life to just read PDFs from agencies

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Mar 28, 2017

hey Ethan!

@ethanchiel hey Ethan!

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Mar 28, 2017

has code ever leaked?

@EmilyGorcenski has code ever leaked?

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Mar 28, 2017

Looks like someone...let it go....

Looks like someone...let it go. twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

whoa this repo is fascinating

@EmilyGorcenski whoa this repo is fascinating

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Mar 28, 2017

no but for real though

@EmilyGorcenski no but for real though

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Mar 28, 2017

When activism overlaps with sysadmin work I am so there.

When activism overlaps with sysadmin work I am so there.

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Mar 28, 2017

oooooooooooooh

@rustyk5 @waldojaquith @mathowie oooooooooooooh

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Mar 28, 2017

totally agreed, i love that book

@Fieryreddragon @SoundCloud totally agreed, i love that book

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Mar 28, 2017

it's a lot of track suits

@lpolgreen it's a lot of track suits

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Mar 28, 2017

Here is a nice embedded sound thing so you can listen...

Here is a nice embedded sound thing so you can listen without ever leaving Twitter m.soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 28, 2017

Chattin' with Kim Stanley Robinson on the ol' podcast:...

Chattin' with Kim Stanley Robinson on the ol' podcast: trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

no it's just dumb

@sjttocs no it's just dumb

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Mar 27, 2017

We use natural analgesics and topical creams, and we make...

We use natural analgesics and topical creams, and we make counselors available afterwards. That's why we call it the Humane Centipede.

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Mar 27, 2017

I kept expecting this to cut to a shot where someone eats...

I kept expecting this to cut to a shot where someone eats corn. twitter.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

Leftover Meeting Scone Nature's Gate Tea Tree

@sophaskins Leftover Meeting Scone Nature's Gate Tea Tree

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Mar 27, 2017

So...Nivea Nivea. https://twitter.com/aimiekins/status/84611...

So...Nivea Nivea. twitter.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

this is pretty close https://www.amazon.com/Chaos-Monkeys-Ob...

@theodoreross @moiragweigel @miriamkp @robhorning @timhwang this is pretty close amazon.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

maybe a little more of a journal, but some of that spirit...

@EricBrookfield @logic_magazine maybe a little more of a journal, but some of that spirit is DEF there

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Mar 27, 2017

Hello, I am enjoying this totally new and very good...

Hello, I am enjoying this totally new and very good tech/culture publication, @logic_magazine. twitter.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/846390868781256704/photo/1

@laura_june twitter.com/...

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Mar 27, 2017

there's a new betty who?????!!!!!!

@anildash there's a new betty who?????!!!!!!

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Mar 27, 2017

Because America is going to be run like a business we need...

Because America is going to be run like a business we need to start stack-ranking states.

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Mar 27, 2017

America should be run more like a business so we are moving...

America should be run more like a business so we are moving it to Mexico.

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Mar 27, 2017

also he has never worked at a great American company

@heatheremerrick also he has never worked at a great American company

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Mar 27, 2017

come visit Postlight when you are here!

@seldo come visit Postlight when you are here!

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Mar 26, 2017

"dozens"

@ethanchiel "dozens"

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Mar 26, 2017

wait does tom have a desk?

@mattb @tomcoates @RealSparklePony @gregorg @thingtonhq wait does tom have a desk?

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Mar 26, 2017

caleb that's not good participation

@caleb_crain @rafeco caleb that's not good participation

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Mar 26, 2017

Update: https://www.etsy.com/listing/225940464/cat-with-blue...

Update: etsy.com/...

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Mar 26, 2017

I'm asking my wife if on her deathbed she wants to say, “I...

I'm asking my wife if on her deathbed she wants to say, “I wish I'd put that laminate dragon on our kitchen wall.” etsy.com/...

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Mar 26, 2017

oh it immediately calmed down two five year olds it's magic

@acupoftea oh it immediately calmed down two five year olds it's magic

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Mar 26, 2017

We had a good negotiation overall and everyone agreed to be...

We had a good negotiation overall and everyone agreed to be quiet if I would hold their feet for two minutes. Everyone is asleep now.

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Mar 26, 2017

I'm about to go into the kids' room and break up the...

I'm about to go into the kids' room and break up the greatest fart-noise party in human history.

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Mar 26, 2017

thanks!

@karenkho @cwarzel @thecultureofme @bechter thanks!

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Mar 26, 2017

she was a genius, it's all good, but in the current climate...

@DeirdreS @reetamac she was a genius, it's all good, but in the current climate parable of the sower/parable of the talents

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Mar 26, 2017

The United “Handmaids Fly Free” tie-in promotion had some...

The United “Handmaids Fly Free” tie-in promotion had some rollout glitches huh.

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Mar 26, 2017

huh. it really has.

@max_read huh. it really has.

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Mar 26, 2017

Maybe the key to achieving reparations is just sending the...

Maybe the key to achieving reparations is just sending the White House a bill. twitter.com/...

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Mar 26, 2017

wait until they hear about ssh https://twitter.com/MarrShow/...

wait until they hear about ssh twitter.com/...

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Mar 26, 2017

man encrypted apps are just getting it from all sides these...

@stribs man encrypted apps are just getting it from all sides these days

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Mar 25, 2017

because bath day isn't until Wednesday

@ellenjpollock1 @jenniferdaniel because bath day isn't until Wednesday

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Mar 25, 2017

is that hummus or frosting

@jenniferdaniel is that hummus or frosting

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Mar 25, 2017

I think of this time as “the final defeat.”

I think of this time as “the final defeat.”

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Mar 25, 2017

If you sit quietly in the apartment building, after all the...

If you sit quietly in the apartment building, after all the children stop screaming, you can hear the doorbells ringing as delivery arrives.

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Mar 25, 2017

this is like an old fashioned text adventure. GIVE BRASS...

@leahfinnegan this is like an old fashioned text adventure. GIVE BRASS LAMP TO SHEEP FARMER

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Mar 25, 2017

what happens?

@leahfinnegan what happens?

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Mar 24, 2017

that's @djacobs

@anildash @CodyBrown @cshirky that's @djacobs

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Mar 24, 2017

I like crabby NYT https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/84544...

I like crabby NYT twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

but also in China a lot

@anildash @CodyBrown @cshirky but also in China a lot

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Mar 24, 2017

no, but someone paid a dollar to mail this from Ivory Coast...

@jtag no, but someone paid a dollar to mail this from Ivory Coast to my address and I am curious if anyone else has gotten it

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Mar 24, 2017

I read slack adam

@adampash @ashleyfeinberg I read slack adam

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Mar 24, 2017

I just received IRL spam. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

I just received IRL spam. twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

Hillary Clinton presenting on health care in 1993....

Hillary Clinton presenting on health care in 1993. en.wikipedia.org/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

March comes in like a lion and can gtfo.

March comes in like a lion and can gtfo.

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Mar 24, 2017

They were chasing the car. They caught the car. And...

They were chasing the car. They caught the car. And godammit now they're going to learn what it's like to eat the car.

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Mar 24, 2017

Matt are you trying to add blogging to dating and if so I...

@redkeg Matt are you trying to add blogging to dating and if so I can tell you it doesn't go well

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Mar 24, 2017

Bike lanes are good for everyone....

Bike lanes are good for everyone. twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

yeah see i'm a sucker for all of it

@k_wilson yeah see i'm a sucker for all of it

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Mar 24, 2017

this is a great tweet

@advarkmag @mimismartypants this is a great tweet

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Mar 24, 2017

i'm still fighting it but yes

@Orangetronic i'm still fighting it but yes

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Mar 24, 2017

ardvark r u drunk

@advarkmag @mimismartypants ardvark r u drunk

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Mar 24, 2017

Something I've always wanted to say, and today I finally...

Something I've always wanted to say, and today I finally can: It's a neck and neck race between child bones and a gelatinous glowing egg. twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

One thing that changed since I became a father is that,...

One thing that changed since I became a father is that, whereas before I purposefully avoided them, I now actively seek out Ben Folds songs.

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Mar 24, 2017

i like it more when they destroy each other instead of the...

i like it more when they destroy each other instead of the country twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

these medical student cartoons are wrecking my brain...

these medical student cartoons are wrecking my brain theatlantic.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 24, 2017

Steve Bannon regularly opens his mouth and regurgitates

Steve Bannon regularly opens his mouth and regurgitates

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Mar 23, 2017

Well you know they said the same thing when Tidal launched...

@phooky Well you know they said the same thing when Tidal launched with a slaywall.

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Mar 23, 2017

kevin it's friday let me have this

@kevboh kevin it's friday let me have this

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Mar 23, 2017

American Horse and Old Timey Congressman Magazine is going...

American Horse and Old Timey Congressman Magazine is going to lose so many readers when they set up their naywall.

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Mar 23, 2017

Paywalls? Maybe the secular liberal media needs to start...

Paywalls? Maybe the secular liberal media needs to start thinking more about PRAYwalls.

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Mar 23, 2017

This is me. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/84489808755448...

This is me. twitter.com/...

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Mar 23, 2017

I just keep watching this video I love it so so much....

I just keep watching this video I love it so so much. Perfume Genius - Slip Away (Official Music Video) youtube.com/...

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Mar 23, 2017

You know you hardly ever hear “Fight Song” any more.

You know you hardly ever hear “Fight Song” any more.

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Mar 23, 2017

hahaha this is perfect parent of sick kid tweeting

@capndesign hahaha this is perfect parent of sick kid tweeting

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Mar 23, 2017

Busta Rhymes's verse on Scenario is more than 25 years old.

Busta Rhymes's verse on Scenario is more than 25 years old.

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Mar 23, 2017

May all your jacksons be luscious.

May all your jacksons be luscious.

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Mar 23, 2017

this is a...nightmare

@bn2b @aedison this is a...nightmare

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Mar 22, 2017

this is probably the last long thing I wrote...

@giizwicker this is probably the last long thing I wrote bloomberg.com/... —you might get a kick out of it!

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Mar 22, 2017

There's a podcast a'comin. We recorded it this aft.

@ryangiglio There's a podcast a'comin. We recorded it this aft.

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Mar 22, 2017

6:30PM 101 5th Ave New York New York. Have a beer and talk...

6:30PM 101 5th Ave New York New York. Have a beer and talk tech and global warming w/Kim Stanley Robinson and me, your host, Paul Ford. twitter.com/...

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Mar 22, 2017

Thank you! Nope, that was just me one day. Kind of you to...

@giizwicker Thank you! Nope, that was just me one day. Kind of you to tell me you liked it.

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Mar 22, 2017

thank you

@leahfinnegan thank you

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Mar 22, 2017

the mentions are a disaster https://twitter.com/MountainButo...

the mentions are a disaster twitter.com/...

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Mar 22, 2017

I wondered too. This short book explains a lot of what IBM...

@SwiftOnSecurity @vboykis I wondered too. This short book explains a lot of what IBM is (very critical assessment) amazon.com/...

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Mar 22, 2017

My wife got angry that I woke her up at 5am so at 6:30am...

My wife got angry that I woke her up at 5am so at 6:30am she played Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses two times. Yes officer I will hold.

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Mar 21, 2017

This is often combined with “could I live on the balcony?”

This is often combined with “could I live on the balcony?”

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Mar 21, 2017

http://www.allhomes.com.au/news/creepy-cabin-hanging-from-ra...

@sirosenbaum allhomes.com.au/...

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Mar 21, 2017

ohhhhhh yes

@sirosenbaum ohhhhhh yes

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Mar 21, 2017

it's even worse https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8443615080...

@Glinner @RubenBolling it's even worse twitter.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

Every day I see maybe twelve small trucks or vans and...

Every day I see maybe twelve small trucks or vans and wonder, “Could I live in that?” Am I normal.

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Mar 21, 2017

heheh I just saw this AFTER I left an emacs tweet. The...

@vboykis heheh I just saw this AFTER I left an emacs tweet. The replies are interesting!

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Mar 21, 2017

there's some interesting emacs tooling around python, sort...

@vboykis there's some interesting emacs tooling around python, sort of IDEish. emacswiki.org/... also github.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

in retrospect not my best work

@sophaskins in retrospect not my best work

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Mar 21, 2017

oh god that's even worse

@3x1minus1 oh god that's even worse

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Mar 21, 2017

About four times a day I think, ”I found a new...

About four times a day I think, ”I found a new friend/underneath my pillow.” And then I have to sing it quietly to get on with my day.

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Mar 21, 2017

mo just turns it over anyway so i'm mostly going on memory

@caseyjohnston mo just turns it over anyway so i'm mostly going on memory

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Mar 21, 2017

you just store it upside down

@caseyjohnston you just store it upside down

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Mar 21, 2017

could always do better!

@gloddy could always do better!

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Mar 21, 2017

I mean it makes sense

@gloddy I mean it makes sense

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Mar 21, 2017

GRRRRR MANHATTAN okay we'll fix that I hope.

@axlotl @PostlightStudio GRRRRR MANHATTAN okay we'll fix that I hope.

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Mar 21, 2017

no because i am hosting the KSR thing tomorrow night!

@knguyen no because i am hosting the KSR thing tomorrow night!

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Mar 21, 2017

He's like a fun Vaclav Smil!

He's like a fun Vaclav Smil!

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Mar 21, 2017

I love KSR. His books often start as fun sci-fi and end up...

I love KSR. His books often start as fun sci-fi and end up an unflinching analysis of the vast geo-consequences of unfixable human behavior.

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Mar 21, 2017

TOMORROW, FREE, 6:30PM at @postlightstudio I chat w/Kim...

TOMORROW, FREE, 6:30PM at @postlightstudio I chat w/Kim Stanley Robinson on how society will go after the tides rise medium.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

Every six months or so I make the mistake of pret breakfast.

Every six months or so I make the mistake of pret breakfast.

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Mar 21, 2017

I know which just makes it a story of a tiny tot in the...

@jpotisch I know which just makes it a story of a tiny tot in the snow like some Edward Gorey nightmare

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Mar 21, 2017

I mean can't work be just work and still be worth doing? My...

@_cynar I mean can't work be just work and still be worth doing? My god

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Mar 21, 2017

Wow that got complicated http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/03/thi...

Wow that got complicated nymag.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

My children refuse to put on socks....

My children refuse to put on socks. twitter.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

Sheena is a Perl Hacker. https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/s...

Sheena is a Perl Hacker. twitter.com/...

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Mar 21, 2017

He has millions of paintings to go.

@leahfinnegan He has millions of paintings to go.

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Mar 20, 2017

John. But Im exhausted.

@john_overholt John. But Im exhausted.

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Mar 20, 2017

To me, now, life is much more about skilled improvisation...

To me, now, life is much more about skilled improvisation than careful preparation. I'm also giving a new talk tomorrow at a conference.

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Mar 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/843951882485874690/photo/1

@redkeg @AlamoNYC twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

Do those tickets get me into only that showing or do they...

@redkeg @AlamoNYC Do those tickets get me into only that showing or do they offer MULTIple forms of access to events, like a sort of pass?

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Mar 20, 2017

fair

@maureenflaherty @goldman fair

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Mar 20, 2017

they add up to the same thing hmm

@goldman they add up to the same thing hmm

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Mar 20, 2017

you owe it to yourself as a human to listen to the song at...

you owe it to yourself as a human to listen to the song at 8:38 youtu.be/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

i need a college radio show immediately

@goldman i need a college radio show immediately

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Mar 20, 2017

oh my god this is real

@goldman oh my god this is real

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Mar 20, 2017

You should come this book is gooooooood...

You should come this book is gooooooood twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

if you love photos of people harvesting grain then you just...

if you love photos of people harvesting grain then you just hit the jackpot twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

they're just tiny incredibly unpredictable humans that you...

@garychou @richziade they're just tiny incredibly unpredictable humans that you must protect at all times it's nbd

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Mar 20, 2017

to yar's family

@goldman to yar's family

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Mar 20, 2017

what they did you Yar's family was unspeakable

@goldman what they did you Yar's family was unspeakable

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Mar 20, 2017

you work in media and write about migraines though

@leahfinnegan @HarvardBiz you work in media and write about migraines though

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Mar 20, 2017

it's two great things: a nice note, and finding a five in a...

@Dockjaw @dansinker it's two great things: a nice note, and finding a five in a library book

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Mar 20, 2017

This is what happens when kids get together and try to make...

This is what happens when kids get together and try to make their own La Croix. twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

holy shit that was one hell of a seltzer party

@textfiles holy shit that was one hell of a seltzer party

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Mar 20, 2017

Everyone knew it was bullshit. We called each other on...

Everyone knew it was bullshit. We called each other on landlines and went, “Did you see Colin Powell's face? This is terrible.” twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2017

cognitively they can't hack it; they don't have the...

@garychou @richziade cognitively they can't hack it; they don't have the internalized sense of time (develops ~age ten)

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Mar 19, 2017

I spend a full hour a day thinking about small sustainable...

@rustyk5 I spend a full hour a day thinking about small sustainable improvised sheds where I could live quietly

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Mar 19, 2017

have friends with a backyard yurt which is a compromise

@rustyk5 have friends with a backyard yurt which is a compromise

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Mar 19, 2017

Just when you think the Internet is dead and soulless...

Just when you think the Internet is dead and soulless there is a big fucked up chicken.

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Mar 19, 2017

See: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Arkanoi...

See: tvtropes.org/...

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Mar 19, 2017

Arkanoid has the least necessary back story.

Arkanoid has the least necessary back story.

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Mar 19, 2017

broad question, many answers. Here's a resource...

@jordne broad question, many answers. Here's a resource amazon.com/...

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Mar 19, 2017

terrible, but still funnier than Goebbels

@marciemacdb @LamontJoe terrible, but still funnier than Goebbels

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Mar 19, 2017

“People don't have to be monsters to do monstrish...

“People don't have to be monsters to do monstrish things.”—No one in media, ever

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Mar 19, 2017

The thing about Kellyanne Conway is you want to hate her...

The thing about Kellyanne Conway is you want to hate her and then you realize, she's actually taller than Goebbels, and quicker with a joke.

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Mar 19, 2017

kellan

@kellan kellan

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Mar 19, 2017

kelang it's not even 9

@kellan kelang it's not even 9

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Mar 18, 2017

you had to press hard

@joshu @mwichary you had to press hard

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Mar 18, 2017

when paired with KoalaPainter it was a BEAST...

@joshu @mwichary when paired with KoalaPainter it was a BEAST twitter.com/...

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Mar 18, 2017

At a half million this seems like a steal....

At a half million this seems like a steal. twitter.com/...

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Mar 18, 2017

they rejected me too and I did all kindsa good stuff

@Tulletilsynet they rejected me too and I did all kindsa good stuff

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Mar 18, 2017

Sigh.

@EmilyGorcenski Sigh.

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Mar 18, 2017

Every time I see the word “incel” I think it's a brand of...

Every time I see the word “incel” I think it's a brand of batteries. “Incel. Optimized for Nintendo 3DS.”

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Mar 18, 2017

I mean the milt was a giant lunch assistance program

@TheMFingChisa I mean the milt was a giant lunch assistance program

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Mar 18, 2017

You can shoot schoolchildren, you just can't feed them.

You can shoot schoolchildren, you just can't feed them.

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Mar 17, 2017

Time for a traditional meal of boiled cabbage and yelling.

Time for a traditional meal of boiled cabbage and yelling.

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Mar 17, 2017

this is a damn shame because i would answer twitter polls...

@jcsalterego @bluechoochoo this is a damn shame because i would answer twitter polls ALL DAY

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Mar 17, 2017

Is there a way to search only Twitter polls? cc...

Is there a way to search only Twitter polls? cc @bluechoochoo

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Mar 17, 2017

but TIL about vysotsky!

@tripofmice but TIL about vysotsky!

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Mar 17, 2017

Poll: https://open.spotify.com/track/3dt8d1ohnFcyNxKLUpBBHw

Poll: open.spotify.com/...

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Mar 17, 2017

There's alway some argument about how it leads to...

@TheMFingChisa There's alway some argument about how it leads to corruption and it's better to let private philanthropies do it etc etc

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Mar 17, 2017

i mean, it's sideways

@ddt i mean, it's sideways

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Mar 17, 2017

Me: I'm feeling stronger! Physical therapist: Let me show...

Me: I'm feeling stronger!

Physical therapist: Let me show you the ten thousand weaknesses.

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Mar 16, 2017

Don't you even with single moms, my lord....

Don't you even with single moms, my lord. twitter.com/...

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Mar 16, 2017

I'm going to get this photo framed and hang it in my...

I'm going to get this photo framed and hang it in my lebensraum. twitter.com/...

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Mar 16, 2017

every day

@tcarmody @maura @tressiemcphd every day

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Mar 16, 2017

we still eat from the elmo plates a full year later

@tcarmody @maura @tressiemcphd we still eat from the elmo plates a full year later

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Mar 16, 2017

God is there anything more exhausting than listening to...

God is there anything more exhausting than listening to Jeff Session's endless Klansplaining?

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Mar 16, 2017

A "Well, actually...." of ones own!

@robynkanner A "Well, actually...." of ones own!

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Mar 16, 2017

some nights I think of big birds rambling river and cry out...

@tcarmody @maura @tressiemcphd some nights I think of big birds rambling river and cry out in confusion

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Mar 16, 2017

I took my kids to sesame place and we watched Elmo's...

@tcarmody @tressiemcphd @maura I took my kids to sesame place and we watched Elmo's theater of imagination and it fucked me up

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Mar 16, 2017

it's so great that there is a very good archive to prove...

@robynkanner it's so great that there is a very good archive to prove irrefutably that people existed and did things

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Mar 16, 2017

Wow! https://twitter.com/goldie_ice/status/84255968283734016...

Wow! twitter.com/...

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Mar 16, 2017

I'm sure in a few weeks we'll hear that getting old or weak...

I'm sure in a few weeks we'll hear that getting old or weak is a form of treason.

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Mar 16, 2017

I must have been ten. What I remember is you'd wait FOREVER...

I must have been ten. What I remember is you'd wait FOREVER for them to open the door. And they'd be, to me then, incredibly creaky people.

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Mar 16, 2017

Frail, but the kind of frail that is one bad day away from...

Frail, but the kind of frail that is one bad day away from the hospital. It was just a little island of decency in everyone's life.

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Mar 16, 2017

My grandparents used to drive Meals on Wheels around in the...

My grandparents used to drive Meals on Wheels around in the early 80s and I'd go with them. The people whom it fed desperately needed it.

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Mar 16, 2017

When I hear the word “kanban” I get angry for no clear...

@skamille When I hear the word “kanban” I get angry for no clear reason.

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Mar 16, 2017

What about many hours of COMPARISON of half-assed...

@skamille What about many hours of COMPARISON of half-assed development processes without any forward progress on deliverables?

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Mar 16, 2017

Okay but the title of this Mt Eerie album is perfect...

Okay but the title of this Mt Eerie album is perfect self-parody. twitter.com/...

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Mar 16, 2017

For the next 15 years every discussion of programming will...

For the next 15 years every discussion of programming will have one or more replies reading, “You've confused concurrency with parallelism.”

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Mar 16, 2017

This is great. Deriving the future of programming by...

This is great. Deriving the future of programming by aggregating "why we moved from xlang to ylang" blog posts. erikbern.com/...

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Mar 16, 2017

kingsway is an operating system for knights who smash...

kingsway is an operating system for knights who smash skeletons m.youtube.com/...

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Mar 15, 2017

One thing we've lost in the digital age is you now never...

One thing we've lost in the digital age is you now never see a sitcom where someone receives secret radio messages through teeth fillings.

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Mar 15, 2017

It's good to see someone standing up for polio....

It's good to see someone standing up for polio. twitter.com/...

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Mar 15, 2017

JK it would have been a disaster probably

@anildash @shellen @sippey @ev @Joi JK it would have been a disaster probably

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Mar 15, 2017

We don't have to imagine we are living in the consolidated...

@anildash @shellen @sippey @ev @Joi We don't have to imagine we are living in the consolidated graph hellscape defined by its absence

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Mar 15, 2017

tfw you balkanize the web https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

@sippey @shellen tfw you balkanize the web twitter.com/...

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Mar 15, 2017

Did you check the FOAF file?

@sippey @shellen Did you check the FOAF file?

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Mar 15, 2017

I am full of surprises.

I am full of surprises.

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Mar 15, 2017

Wow my brain apparently knows every word to Sweet Baby...

Wow my brain apparently knows every word to Sweet Baby James.

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Mar 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/842139508955090944/photo/1

@SlackAPI @jennschiffer @glitch @gomixme twitter.com/...

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Mar 15, 2017

not now but we would like to talk with you in 3000 years

@tomcoates @vl307 not now but we would like to talk with you in 3000 years

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Mar 15, 2017

https://qz.com/933078/canada-goose-is-going-public-and-no-on...

@richziade qz.com/...

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Mar 15, 2017

The reverse catfish is, simply, a fishcat.

The reverse catfish is, simply, a fishcat.

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Mar 15, 2017

I mean what CAN'T he do?

@jackrusher @harrisj I mean what CAN'T he do?

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Mar 15, 2017

nyc rn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nojC6fP56VI

nyc rn m.youtube.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

And I think it's time for the most anti-climactic show of...

And I think it's time for the most anti-climactic show of all time, Vic and Sade. archive.org/...

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Mar 14, 2017

I'm going to sleep in a bed with my leg extended for the...

I'm going to sleep in a bed with my leg extended for the first time in six weeks so I'm trying to find the most soothing radio to sleep to.

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Mar 14, 2017

I mean newspapers have published tons of stories A1 above...

I mean newspapers have published tons of stories A1 above the fold for 150+ years so the idea that there's one real story right now is hmmm.

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Mar 14, 2017

I had "relaytriarchy" but was too ashamed to post it

@jadedid I had "relaytriarchy" but was too ashamed to post it

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Mar 14, 2017

I went to Alfred so I know from lake effect insanity. Stay...

@jrobertlennon I went to Alfred so I know from lake effect insanity. Stay warm and I hope the roof is fine.

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Mar 14, 2017

People who believe that one news story is the most...

People who believe that one news story is the most important of day have fallen prey to the myth of narratocracy.

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Mar 14, 2017

Seems like just yesterday we were all worried about some...

Seems like just yesterday we were all worried about some snowstorm.

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Mar 14, 2017

a freaking-out room with some very low lighting

@gob a freaking-out room with some very low lighting

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Mar 14, 2017

https://crazywalls.tumblr.com

@benjaminjackson @tolar crazywalls.tumblr.com

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Mar 14, 2017

My dream is to own an apartment with enough room for my...

My dream is to own an apartment with enough room for my crazywalls.

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Mar 14, 2017

Friends, family of this Trump tax returns story, we are...

Friends, family of this Trump tax returns story, we are gathered here today to say our farewells to the lede, and to return it to the earth.

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Mar 14, 2017

Trump's 2005 tax return is certified authentic by the law...

Trump's 2005 tax return is certified authentic by the law firm of Hope, Cash, & Jobs.

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Mar 14, 2017

I love these moments on Twitter when the poop flood...

I love these moments on Twitter when the poop flood overwhelms the poop dam and there's nothing to do but watch poop drown the towns.

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Mar 14, 2017

I liked the way his home was depressing

@leahfinnegan @jktrotter I liked the way his home was depressing

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Mar 14, 2017

I kind of liked the mark ruffalo character who reminded me...

@leahfinnegan I kind of liked the mark ruffalo character who reminded me of many insufferable but also excellent journos

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Mar 14, 2017

we're just getting started

@derektmead we're just getting started

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Mar 14, 2017

Looking back, this might explain my hybrid career as...

Looking back, this might explain my hybrid career as essayist and software developer.

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Mar 14, 2017

Times like this I think about my father, who often says,...

Times like this I think about my father, who often says, “Expect disappointment and then you'll only have good surprises.”

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Mar 14, 2017

Be careful they could “have” them and they might be...

Be careful they could “have” them and they might be password protected and in WinRAR format or even PKZIP.

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Mar 14, 2017

I regret to inform you we are looking at months of...

I regret to inform you we are looking at months of (Seriously.) here on this web site.

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Mar 14, 2017

I've got Trump's Brazilian wax returns.

I've got Trump's Brazilian wax returns.

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Mar 14, 2017

Hmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/841796788164149249/pho...

Hmm twitter.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

Required to make course materials accessible to ppl...

Required to make course materials accessible to ppl w/disabilities, Berkeley opts to delete 20,000 YouTube videos. insidehighered.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

no!

@GlennF no!

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Mar 14, 2017

i do that for free so they'll give me my own dreams back

@GlennF i do that for free so they'll give me my own dreams back

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Mar 14, 2017

I do not want to do any more things.

I do not want to do any more things.

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Mar 14, 2017

These are really good people working at the grassroots...

These are really good people working at the grassroots level. We kicked in! twitter.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

“It’s a beautiful irony that your productivity-focused time...

“It’s a beautiful irony that your productivity-focused time philosophy book took ten years to write.” trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

I mean it was some time ago.

@waldojaquith I mean it was some time ago.

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Mar 14, 2017

Then I am very familiar with your work, sir!

@waldojaquith Then I am very familiar with your work, sir!

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Mar 14, 2017

Wow http://iath.virginia.edu is a URL that goes back into...

Wow iath.virginia.edu is a URL that goes back into the mists of time.

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Mar 14, 2017

The actual tool is here: http://socialarchive.iath.virginia....

The actual tool is here: socialarchive.iath.virginia.edu/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

You can listen to us talking with @alanburdick RIGHT HERE...

You can listen to us talking with @alanburdick RIGHT HERE in your web browser: soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

We talked to @alanburdick about his important book about...

We talked to @alanburdick about his important book about THE NATURE OF TIME, but it devolved into PRODUCTIVITY CHAT trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/841637541522624512/photo/1

@mccarthyryanj twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

okay moving now

@openvanderwal okay moving now

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Mar 13, 2017

I can't sleep until the snow.

I can't sleep until the snow.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

tonight is all fellow-feeling and warmth and checking with...

@textfiles tonight is all fellow-feeling and warmth and checking with your neighbors but tomorrow the complaining begins

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Mar 13, 2017

NYC is peak NYC during weather emergencies.

NYC is peak NYC during weather emergencies.

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Mar 13, 2017

“Be very careful not to slip or fall, we don’t want nobody...

“Be very careful not to slip or fall, we don’t want nobody injured.” —From the local precinct

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Mar 13, 2017

Strong character development https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...

Strong character development m.youtube.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

literally every one is gold but i'm in awe of Castro...

@jpotisch @lauraolin literally every one is gold but i'm in awe of Castro Confurtibles

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Mar 13, 2017

Wow Joel this is it, the real stuff, 100% pure and uncut,...

@jpotisch @lauraolin Wow Joel this is it, the real stuff, 100% pure and uncut, fatal to first-timers, but like nothing else I've experienced

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Mar 13, 2017

“A SAMPLE” https://twitter.com/jpotisch/status/8414399383568...

“A SAMPLE” twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

“Restaurants won't even hire me as a dishwasher,” Mr....

“Restaurants won't even hire me as a dishwasher,” Mr. Dahmer complained.

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Mar 13, 2017

Look, I'm so many other terrible things before I am that...

Look, I'm so many other terrible things before I am that particular terrible thing.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

Wow this person is a living PR disaster....

Wow this person is a living PR disaster. twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

at first, not good

@Krogsgard at first, not good

➛

Mar 13, 2017

It's fun watching weather Twitter lose its marbles.

It's fun watching weather Twitter lose its marbles.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

yep

@sampkellogg yep

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Mar 13, 2017

ted you're ALWAYS closing

@theodoreross @PostlightStudio ted you're ALWAYS closing

➛

Mar 13, 2017

next in the cycle a celebrity chef does an interview where...

@lindsayism next in the cycle a celebrity chef does an interview where he serves the reporter pop tarts and talks about them for 20 minutes

➛

Mar 13, 2017

i mean the book itself is about humans making it work in...

@sachasayan i mean the book itself is about humans making it work in their deeply messed-up human way

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Mar 13, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/841390117935820801/photo/1

twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

In all seriousness nerds this event will own.

In all seriousness nerds this event will own.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

According to the book, our office at 101 5th Avenue would...

According to the book, our office at 101 5th Avenue would be mostly underwater.

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Mar 13, 2017

Weds, Mar 22, 6:30PM @PostlightStudio: Kim Stanley Robinson...

Weds, Mar 22, 6:30PM @PostlightStudio: Kim Stanley Robinson talks about his new CLIMATE CHANGE book, NEW YORK 2140 meetup.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

I hope Google Jacket soaks up yer blood if you ride a fixie...

I hope Google Jacket soaks up yer blood if you ride a fixie w/earbuds&no helmet in SF youtube.com/... (via metafilter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

pure joke

@gregorylent pure joke

➛

Mar 13, 2017

the whining of children in snow-bound homes will reach a...

@teleject the whining of children in snow-bound homes will reach a point of unbearable shrillness

➛

Mar 13, 2017

Tomorrow is when NetFlix rolls out surge pricing.

Tomorrow is when NetFlix rolls out surge pricing.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

Amazon Prime and Disney are about to have the best day...

Amazon Prime and Disney are about to have the best day imaginable starting tomorrow around 11AM.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

apparently Congress already buys on the exchange so hmm...

apparently Congress already buys on the exchange so hmm twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

Good luck with the weather tomorrow. Remember, we're on our...

Good luck with the weather tomorrow. Remember, we're on our own.

➛

Mar 13, 2017

This would be an amazing act for a Democratic...

This would be an amazing act for a Democratic congressperson to propose. twitter.com/...

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Mar 13, 2017

It's a good start, but nowhere near enough to be...

It's a good start, but nowhere near enough to be interesting. twitter.com/...

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Mar 12, 2017

Jesus those are beautiful

@jpotisch Jesus those are beautiful

➛

Mar 12, 2017

the glasses really do a fantastic job of framing the look...

@jenniferdaniel the glasses really do a fantastic job of framing the look of despair in your eyes

➛

Mar 12, 2017

A+ work by the social media team....

A+ work by the social media team. twitter.com/...

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Mar 11, 2017

wow that is flawless

@xuhulk wow that is flawless

➛

Mar 11, 2017

100% hard agree, esp. when combined with bustime.

@lolibrarian 100% hard agree, esp. when combined with bustime.

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Mar 11, 2017

I keep thinking about this because it's so rare to see a...

I keep thinking about this because it's so rare to see a grown man be gentle and kind without irony or apology in any way in any medium. twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

Patrick Stewart pets dogs is the best show on all of TV....

Patrick Stewart pets dogs is the best show on all of TV. twitter.com/...

➛

Mar 10, 2017

Whoa Kate Bush “in conversation” 1983 on Spotify:...

Whoa Kate Bush “in conversation” 1983 on Spotify: open.spotify.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

My main role in life is highly consultative sales so I get...

@ashusta My main role in life is highly consultative sales so I get CRM tasks assigned to me twice a week, and I did all my tasks!

➛

Mar 10, 2017

And if I only could, Make a deal with God, And get him to...

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places, twitter.com/...

➛

Mar 10, 2017

oh no

@DeanHach oh no

➛

Mar 10, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/840381976070782976/photo/1

twitter.com/...

➛

Mar 10, 2017

What if St. Peter has a list of everything I torrented?

What if St. Peter has a list of everything I torrented?

➛

Mar 10, 2017

ProsperWorks zero.

ProsperWorks zero.

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Mar 10, 2017

i just watched this whole thing and i'm so sad and so angry

@theloniusjunk @OhMeadhbh i just watched this whole thing and i'm so sad and so angry

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Mar 10, 2017

this is an actual nightmare

@theloniusjunk @OhMeadhbh this is an actual nightmare

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Mar 10, 2017

watching this squinting with my shoulders hunched and my...

watching this squinting with my shoulders hunched and my mouth hanging open twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

the thing is...they know, they have to know, they're just...

@OhMeadhbh the thing is...they know, they have to know, they're just so ridiculous, whereas Butterfly has those women with wings

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Mar 10, 2017

I think part of it was that audio production was getting...

@BBAlpert I think part of it was that audio production was getting digital and complex and so studio time was way less URGENT

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Mar 10, 2017

Meanwhile, this song is an industrial-strength tool for...

Meanwhile, this song is an industrial-strength tool for easing into a weekend: youtube.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

i like not having polio though so there are trade-offs

@lizardbill i like not having polio though so there are trade-offs

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Mar 10, 2017

that was 1991 but yes

@lizardbill that was 1991 but yes

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Mar 10, 2017

That was the beginning of the 1990s and this was the end....

That was the beginning of the 1990s and this was the end. youtube.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

Sometimes I wish I could have gone through adolescence in...

Sometimes I wish I could have gone through adolescence in literally any other era in history youtube.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

No I need to read it.

@xor No I need to read it.

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Mar 10, 2017

oh also my brain remembered this which is one of the...

@EmilyGorcenski oh also my brain remembered this which is one of the reasons my brain is garbage youtube.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

Emily I tried but all I could come up with “Tubmanthumping.”

@EmilyGorcenski Emily I tried but all I could come up with “Tubmanthumping.”

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Mar 10, 2017

I know this is Twitter so I should say for the record, I'm...

I know this is Twitter so I should say for the record, I'm a huge UR fan, 100% abolitionist.

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Mar 10, 2017

Heh I grew up in West Chester. Where did you grow up?

@RSorokanich Heh I grew up in West Chester. Where did you grow up?

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Mar 10, 2017

Eventually they let us see it and I was like, THIS IS A...

Eventually they let us see it and I was like, THIS IS A BASEMENT.

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Mar 10, 2017

When I was a kid they told me there was a stop on the...

When I was a kid they told me there was a stop on the Underground Railroad across from my grandparent's house, and I imagined it SO wrong.

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Mar 10, 2017

everything that looked like progress is just getting rolled...

everything that looked like progress is just getting rolled back these days fcw.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

“As a parent myself,” [explodes].

“As a parent myself,” [explodes].

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Mar 10, 2017

I am enjoying this thread however

@rebeccablood I am enjoying this thread however

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Mar 10, 2017

experience has told me that white pants are a poor match...

@rebeccablood experience has told me that white pants are a poor match for my morphology

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Mar 10, 2017

I mean it feels like old times when anything could set...

@drunkenbee I mean it feels like old times when anything could set people off.

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Mar 10, 2017

Twitter is angry about many things today instead of one big...

Twitter is angry about many things today instead of one big thing.

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Mar 10, 2017

and maybe tie it in to health care somehow also I love BD

@jrobertlennon and maybe tie it in to health care somehow also I love BD

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Mar 10, 2017

I wonder if the sequel to “World War Z” will be “World War...

I wonder if the sequel to “World War Z” will be “World War AA.”

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Mar 10, 2017

I don't think America is ready for a baby name critic...

@leahfinnegan I don't think America is ready for a baby name critic President.

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Mar 10, 2017

I want you to be wrong but you might be totally right

@Greg_Lindsay I want you to be wrong but you might be totally right

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Mar 10, 2017

wow

@doubletee @jimaley wow

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Mar 10, 2017

Maybe start with Senator, see if you like it.

Maybe start with Senator, see if you like it.

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Mar 10, 2017

Strong, masculine bot. https://twitter.com/man_products/stat...

Strong, masculine bot. twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

Oh no. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/840121555640238080

Oh no. twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2017

Woke up 20 minutes ago. 2:15am now.

Woke up 20 minutes ago. 2:15am now.

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Mar 9, 2017

I was sort of hoping this would be a poll

@laura_june I was sort of hoping this would be a poll

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Mar 9, 2017

Honies want to chat/but all we want to know is, “Where the...

Honies want to chat/but all we want to know is, “Where the Democratic Party at?”👇 twitter.com/...

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Mar 9, 2017

[inception horn [inception horn [inception horn [inception...

@kjhealy [inception horn [inception horn [inception horn [inception horn [inception horn]]]]]

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Mar 9, 2017

Truly, NOTHING can replace Perl, including, sadly, Perl.

@kjhealy Truly, NOTHING can replace Perl, including, sadly, Perl.

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Mar 9, 2017

That said I just wrote like 1000 lines using jQuery and...

That said I just wrote like 1000 lines using jQuery and mutating everything and I feel okay about myself.

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Mar 9, 2017

Any sufficiently complicated JavaScript program contains an...

Any sufficiently complicated JavaScript program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified implementation of half of ClojureScript.

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Mar 9, 2017

I miss defrag a lot some days. https://twitter.com/Postlight...

I miss defrag a lot some days. twitter.com/...

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Mar 9, 2017

Are bow ties a thing now or do I just keep seeing the same...

Are bow ties a thing now or do I just keep seeing the same guy on a CitiBike?

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Mar 8, 2017

Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble...

Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here twitter.com/...

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Mar 8, 2017

thank you !

@beerSpillPhil thank you !

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Mar 8, 2017

Everybody wants to take her picture....

Everybody wants to take her picture. twitter.com/...

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Mar 8, 2017

Her face!

@JPaskin Her face!

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Mar 8, 2017

https://medium.com/@olivehues/a-letter-to-my-son-on-internat...

@olivehues/a-letter-to-my-son-on-international-womens-day-fe9caf88f97e#.clnkng2yn" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@olivehues/a-letter-to-my-son-on-international-womens-day-fe9caf88f97e#.clnkng2yn

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Mar 8, 2017

he has a large pepe

@katienotopoulos he has a large pepe

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Mar 7, 2017

This is an intense document. https://twitter.com/usmc/status...

This is an intense document. twitter.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

Sure but how are the benefits? https://twitter.com/igorvolsk...

Sure but how are the benefits? twitter.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

glad to jump on a call but this seems well in hand

@closacco @derektmead glad to jump on a call but this seems well in hand

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Mar 7, 2017

hi Derek did you file a bug @closacco

@derektmead hi Derek did you file a bug @closacco

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Mar 7, 2017

It's @PostlightStudio's own @ginatrapani on stage talking...

It's @PostlightStudio's own @ginatrapani on stage talking AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaamp. twitter.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/07/nyregion/champlain-ny-can...

nytimes.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

Direct listen here: https://soundcloud.com/postlighttrackcha...

Direct listen here: soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

In this podcast about huge secret giants of the Internet, I...

In this podcast about huge secret giants of the Internet, I equate fondant to Satan's icing trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1p1D0UAXTs

youtube.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

Listen: If folks don't want to go to the Data Camps and...

Listen: If folks don't want to go to the Data Camps and indenture themselves for Survival Credits, do they really want to survive?

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Mar 7, 2017

This is what happens when you don't stop trying to make...

This is what happens when you don't stop trying to make fetch happen. twitter.com/...

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Mar 7, 2017

Sometimes my ultra-far-right hand doesn't know what my...

Sometimes my ultra-far-right hand doesn't know what my reactionary neo-fascist hand is doing.

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Mar 7, 2017

Listen guys, at the end of the day, aren't we all just...

Listen guys, at the end of the day, aren't we all just human?
Repubs: Actually,

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Mar 7, 2017

I cannot get through a single paragraph of Kripke. Not one....

@chrisamaphone @EmilyGorcenski I cannot get through a single paragraph of Kripke. Not one. It's good to know my limits.

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Mar 7, 2017

your other option is to insist that you found the key to...

@EmilyGorcenski your other option is to insist that you found the key to human knowledge in the discipline you know best, like every startup

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Mar 7, 2017

heh it never ends, you get a history degree but SHOULD...

@EmilyGorcenski heh it never ends, you get a history degree but SHOULD study philosophy/ethics, then law, and then...logic...kripke models

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Mar 7, 2017

Am told by trusted member of IC that you are a dork.

Am told by trusted member of IC that you are a dork.

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Mar 6, 2017

Stop trying to make fetch happen....

Stop trying to make fetch happen. twitter.com/...

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Mar 6, 2017

Two thoughts: My life is fiiine. And; The consequences of...

Two thoughts: My life is fiiine. And; The consequences of not holding on to the rights and benefits we share (or could share) are grievous.

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Mar 6, 2017

Last week I went to phys therapy and my cabbie told me how...

Last week I went to phys therapy and my cabbie told me how he broke his arm. “My country, no X-RAY, they just tie it for months. Stiff!”

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Mar 6, 2017

Wow my idea to search for tweets with the words "please...

Wow my idea to search for tweets with the words "please doctor my son" + images, to find a funny meme image, backfired spectacularly.

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Mar 6, 2017

Idea: A bot with a very long username that just jumps into...

Idea: A bot with a very long username that just jumps into Twitter canoes and says “Hi!”

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Mar 6, 2017

Maybe call it Republicare?

Maybe call it Republicare?

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Mar 6, 2017

I'm glad you carry the flame

@Dockjaw I'm glad you carry the flame

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Mar 6, 2017

yeah I mean. NYC is full cannibal in six hours.

@Dockjaw yeah I mean. NYC is full cannibal in six hours.

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Mar 6, 2017

wow you really worked this out huh

@Dockjaw wow you really worked this out huh

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Mar 6, 2017

Poll: Do you think he's tweeted at America from the toilet?

Poll: Do you think he's tweeted at America from the toilet?

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Mar 6, 2017

I guess it's time to figure out our meeting place in case...

I guess it's time to figure out our meeting place in case of disaster.

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Mar 6, 2017

It's not plagiarism if the President does it....

It's not plagiarism if the President does it. twitter.com/...

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Mar 6, 2017

i got a galley this book is gooooooood...

i got a galley this book is gooooooood theguardian.com/...

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Mar 6, 2017

horse

@HappyHorseSkull horse

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Mar 6, 2017

This is very helpful thank you.

@rebeccablood This is very helpful thank you.

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Mar 6, 2017

oh shit that's smart

@fivetonsflax @HoeflerCo oh shit that's smart

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Mar 6, 2017

I wonder how many steps backwards we will take today. Could...

I wonder how many steps backwards we will take today. Could be one, could be a million.

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Mar 6, 2017

bill I do a walkthrough every morning don't even. Then I...

@BillSeitz bill I do a walkthrough every morning don't even. Then I murmur the words "cross-check prepare for departure."

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Mar 6, 2017

You need some kind of cognitive receipt so that you can...

You need some kind of cognitive receipt so that you can stop worrying about them.

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Mar 6, 2017

Almost all the parents say goodbye half a block away, then...

Almost all the parents say goodbye half a block away, then wait for the last bit of backpack to cross the threshold of the school.

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Mar 6, 2017

I am obviously distractable but it's highly unlikely I'd...

I am obviously distractable but it's highly unlikely I'd leave the house without them.

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Mar 6, 2017

About ten minutes into every commute I think to myself,...

About ten minutes into every commute I think to myself, “Did I actually drop off the children?”

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Mar 5, 2017

(source: my wife, a former legal secretary)

@rustyk5 @karenkho @shaneferro @elongreen (source: my wife, a former legal secretary)

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Mar 5, 2017

MSFT all but paid them to switch in the 90s, driving the...

@rustyk5 @karenkho @shaneferro @elongreen MSFT all but paid them to switch in the 90s, driving the WP-loving legal secretaries crazy

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Mar 5, 2017

the serenity prayer is suuuuper good

@HappyHorseSkull the serenity prayer is suuuuper good

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Mar 5, 2017

I mean also BF was a sybarite Francophile who bombed the...

@mariabustillos I mean also BF was a sybarite Francophile who bombed the chastity test.

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Mar 5, 2017

13 virtues: Temperance—Silence—Order—Resolution—Frugality—In...

13 virtues: Temperance—Silence—Order—Resolution—Frugality—Industry—Sincerity—Justice—Moderation—Cleanliness—Tranquility—Chastity—Humility—BF

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Mar 5, 2017

I was trying to see if I could fit them all in a tweet.

@alanburdick I was trying to see if I could fit them all in a tweet.

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Mar 5, 2017

TEMPERANCE—SILENCE—ORDER—RESOLUTION—FRUGALITY—INDUSTRY—SINCE...

@alanburdick TEMPERANCE—SILENCE—ORDER—RESOLUTION—FRUGALITY—INDUSTRY—SINCERITY—JUSTICE—MODERATION—CLEANLINESS—TRANQUILLITY—CHASTITY—HUMILITY

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Mar 5, 2017

The Scottish solved this one: You best be happy now, for...

@jkottke @johnloeber The Scottish solved this one: You best be happy now, for you're a long time dead.

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Mar 5, 2017

I keep staring at these and wanting to pull the trigger but...

@looks_last @RobL777 I keep staring at these and wanting to pull the trigger but know I'll just be on Twitter anyway amazon.com/...

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Mar 5, 2017

Productivity is just secular Protestantism.

Productivity is just secular Protestantism.

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Mar 5, 2017

True fact: All the productivity advice that ever will be...

True fact: All the productivity advice that ever will be first appeared in 1908 in publications with names like THE CHRISTIAN REGISTER.

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Mar 5, 2017

Ted this is TIMELESS WISDOM

@theodoreross Ted this is TIMELESS WISDOM

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Mar 5, 2017

The actual message of the above is “Ship your product and...

The actual message of the above is “Ship your product and keep your sidies off the front burner.”

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Mar 5, 2017

I spent some time tracking that one down, it's by a Harvard...

I spent some time tracking that one down, it's by a Harvard divine named Andrew Peabody twitter.com/...

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Mar 5, 2017

A man should have a vocation and an avocation.

A man should have a vocation and an avocation.

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Mar 5, 2017

I don't share this a lot but I'm a huge fan of nostrums,...

I don't share this a lot but I'm a huge fan of nostrums, epigrams, proverbs of all nations.

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Mar 5, 2017

it really does, I try to tell the youth that the people...

@perryhewitt it really does, I try to tell the youth that the people they hate will flame out faster, but jealousy makes bad listeners

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Mar 5, 2017

I've been ranking self-help dictums and I think the...

I've been ranking self-help dictums and I think the all-time best is “one day at a time.”

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Mar 5, 2017

fair

@TheMFingChisa fair

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Mar 5, 2017

It burns https://twitter.com/beitjaliya/status/8382397985401...

It burns twitter.com/...

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Mar 5, 2017

yes because they are false and that is very troubling

@PressSec yes because they are false and that is very troubling

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Mar 5, 2017

Update: Buffy is turning 20. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017...

Update: Buffy is turning 20. mobile.nytimes.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 4, 2017

nooooo https://twitter.com/taverndweller/status/838155912560...

nooooo twitter.com/...

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Mar 4, 2017

i'm doing it

@mikeindustries @sippey @cayley i'm doing it

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Mar 4, 2017

tell me, why is this showerhead better than all the others?

@sippey @mikeindustries @cayley tell me, why is this showerhead better than all the others?

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Mar 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/837861345726971904/photo/1

twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

spoiler: it's not a love story

spoiler: it's not a love story

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Mar 3, 2017

that one ends...predictably http://imgur.com/gallery/HUgSY

that one ends...predictably imgur.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

via http://mlkshk.com/p/1B89M

via mlkshk.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

oh that's too bad

@maureenflaherty @jenniferdaniel oh that's too bad

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Mar 3, 2017

This is the future liberals want....

This is the future liberals want. twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

strong graphic here https://twitter.com/yoursosteam/status/8...

@PostlightStudio @coralproject strong graphic here twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

I will now check it out.

@PostlightStudio @coralproject I will now check it out.

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Mar 3, 2017

we're just trying to get some sweeeet sweet engagement on a...

@joshmillard @PostlightStudio we're just trying to get some sweeeet sweet engagement on a subject we're passionate about

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Mar 3, 2017

hi we've never talked before but I keep a close eye on...

@PostlightStudio hi we've never talked before but I keep a close eye on getcivil.com

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Mar 3, 2017

maureen the twins aren't with you at work so what exactly...

@maureenflaherty @jenniferdaniel maureen the twins aren't with you at work so what exactly are you suggesting

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Mar 3, 2017

I was always TERRIBLE at Lightwave

@scotthorn I was always TERRIBLE at Lightwave

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Mar 3, 2017

Jesus this project. I swear to God....

Jesus this project. I swear to God. whitmanalabama.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

it's real good

@matt_levine @fengypants it's real good

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Mar 3, 2017

[Looks out 10th-story window at busy street and nervous...

[Looks out 10th-story window at busy street and nervous workers, deeply sighs.] twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

I wish physical therapy had a graduation ceremony.

I wish physical therapy had a graduation ceremony.

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Mar 3, 2017

Unpopular pinion: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/83768317...

Unpopular pinion: twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

it's Django! I know this! (Opens docs)....

@woolypixel it's Django! I know this! (Opens docs). twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

I love how easy it is to imagine their parties...

I love how easy it is to imagine their parties buzzfeed.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

tremendous

@mathbabedotorg tremendous

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Mar 3, 2017

point at the wall!

@mathbabedotorg point at the wall!

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Mar 3, 2017

your phone does video

@mathbabedotorg your phone does video

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Mar 3, 2017

This was me all weekend with Django REST framework....

This was me all weekend with Django REST framework. twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2017

I keep wondering when he'll do a painting of Iraqi civilians

@lauraolin I keep wondering when he'll do a painting of Iraqi civilians

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Mar 3, 2017

Oh my god now quality is going to ruin publishing....

Oh my god now quality is going to ruin publishing. twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2017

whoa

@DeanHach whoa

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Mar 2, 2017

Java's Crypt.

Java's Crypt.

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Mar 2, 2017

well that's just nice all around

@donjo well that's just nice all around

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Mar 2, 2017

screenshot pls

@donjo screenshot pls

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Mar 2, 2017

hell yes send it to us if it's not too much...

@DeanHach hell yes send it to us if it's not too much trouble!
Postlight
101 5th Ave 10th Floor
New York, NY 10003

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Mar 2, 2017

I hope they're appropriately hanxful....

I hope they're appropriately hanxful. twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2017

I wonder if global warming means that 5 Seconds of Summer...

I wonder if global warming means that 5 Seconds of Summer will have to change their name to 10 Seconds of Summer.

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Mar 1, 2017

Bannon, flush with victory and drunk on Jameson's, looks...

Bannon, flush with victory and drunk on Jameson's, looks into the mirror and mouths the lyrics to “Where the Streets Have No Name.” twitter.com/...

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Mar 1, 2017

oh idk it's pretty good

@harrisj oh idk it's pretty good

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Mar 1, 2017

multivitamins amirite

@harrisj @anildash @janeruffino @lifewinning multivitamins amirite

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Mar 1, 2017

my leg hurts

@anildash @harrisj @lifewinning my leg hurts

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Mar 1, 2017

it was such an unique presence--i remember subscribing the...

@textfiles it was such an unique presence--i remember subscribing the year it went out of business and being DEVASTATED when it stopped

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Feb 28, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/836752351855792128/photo/1

@Mickey_McCauley twitter.com/...

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Feb 28, 2017

Here's the livestream for tonight....

Here's the livestream for tonight. twitter.com/...

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