Ftrain, by Paul Ford

February 2017

Feb 28, 2017

We had a great chat with our friends at the @ACLU about...

We had a great chat with our friends at the @ACLU about tech, privacy, and scaling a website to handle all that $$. soundcloud.com/...
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Feb 28, 2017

HMMM https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/7389006567030456...

@goldman HMMM twitter.com/... looks like FAKE MILK NEWS
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Feb 28, 2017

that sealed it for me

@goldman that sealed it for me
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Feb 27, 2017

Greatest story in history http://nypost.com/2017/02/27/union...

Greatest story in history nypost.com/...
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Feb 27, 2017

wow this thing is still running just fine...

wow this thing is still running just fine weboggle.info
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Feb 27, 2017

“Highly valuable to Travis.” https://medium.com/@amyvertino/...

“Highly valuable to Travis.” @amyvertino/my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#---2058-2357.npzv21kr3" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@amyvertino/my-name-is-not-amy-i-am-an-uber-survivor-c6d6541e632f#---2058-2357.npzv21kr3 twitter.com/...
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Feb 27, 2017

Also half the people you went to liberal arts college with...

Also half the people you went to liberal arts college with would recoil in horror at your decisions.
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Feb 27, 2017

hah no god i don't play with fire

@joshin4colours hah no god i don't play with fire
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Feb 27, 2017

Constantly talking about ethics seems to be the only...

@mathbabedotorg Constantly talking about ethics seems to be the only inoculation.
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Feb 27, 2017

It's exhausting I swear.

@davebry9 It's exhausting I swear.
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Feb 27, 2017

And you don't ever get to conclusions, everything ethical...

And you don't ever get to conclusions, everything ethical begets a requirement for more ethics.
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Feb 27, 2017

One thing I've noticed is if you want to run a business...

One thing I've noticed is if you want to run a business ethically about half of your conversations will end up being about ethics.
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Feb 27, 2017

you know what gets me every time is, is it border-collapse,...

@jensimmons you know what gets me every time is, is it border-collapse, or collapse-border?
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Feb 27, 2017

i already deleted it i had a higher concept follow-up tweet...

@leahfinnegan i already deleted it i had a higher concept follow-up tweet but the bus went into the tunnel and then, what am i even doing
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Feb 27, 2017

let's talk about this when I get in

@richziade let's talk about this when I get in
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Feb 27, 2017

Oh wow this is a useful concept....

Oh wow this is a useful concept. twitter.com/...
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Feb 27, 2017

right using as little software as you can and just...

@john_islesfan right using as little software as you can and just accepting the defaults as often as possible.
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Feb 27, 2017

Web side projects are harder to finish than they used to...

Web side projects are harder to finish than they used to be. Where there used to be maybe 500 little things to know there are maybe 30,000.
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Feb 27, 2017

I think there's a lot of magical thinking that if we stay...

@zeynep I think there's a lot of magical thinking that if we stay on topic the ship will right itself. People don't know this is for life.
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Feb 27, 2017

I mean look at all the activist publications of yore....

@zeynep I mean look at all the activist publications of yore. Dance, music, arts, science, etc. mixed in with the activism.
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Feb 27, 2017

Daughter: Daddy, carry my backpack. Me: Honey, I'm walking...

Daughter: Daddy, carry my backpack.

Me: Honey, I'm walking you to school with a cane.

Daughter: But your other hand is free.
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Feb 26, 2017

I will go find that! Thank you.

@berglar I will go find that! Thank you.
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Feb 26, 2017

I do, it's pretty serious looking in pictures !

@pburka I do, it's pretty serious looking in pictures !
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Feb 26, 2017

no, sadly I'm basically insensate

@bluechoochoo no, sadly I'm basically insensate
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Feb 26, 2017

tonight I did "24 preludes Shostakovich" but like...

@SeattExPat tonight I did "24 preludes Shostakovich" but like "Beethoven 9th" works too, warhorsier the better
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Feb 26, 2017

For example I just learned about Sviatoslav Richter who is...

For example I just learned about Sviatoslav Richter who is running through these Shostakovich preludes like a steam train.
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Feb 26, 2017

About one in ten will perk my ears and sound great, I'll go...

About one in ten will perk my ears and sound great, I'll go to Wikipedia and its always some super famous performer I've never heard of.
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Feb 26, 2017

A Spotify game I play when I can't sleep is to find some...

A Spotify game I play when I can't sleep is to find some classical warhorse and listen to like 20 versions by different performers.
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Feb 26, 2017

this is a great idea!

@jfeckstein this is a great idea!
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Feb 26, 2017

I can't stop thinking about Moonlight. I don't even know...

I can't stop thinking about Moonlight. I don't even know that I loved it. I just can't get it out of my head.
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Feb 26, 2017

yeah see the scriabenesque nutjobs I love 'em

@emmerby yeah see the scriabenesque nutjobs I love 'em
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Feb 26, 2017

To prove he's a real computer scientist....

To prove he's a real computer scientist. twitter.com/...
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Feb 26, 2017

I'm sorry I tried with the Oscars but got distracted.

I'm sorry I tried with the Oscars but got distracted.
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Feb 26, 2017

oh see that's good stuff

@ethanchiel oh see that's good stuff
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Feb 26, 2017

I like also that the instruments are massive components of...

I like also that the instruments are massive components of even more massive architecture, it's like playing a mountain.
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Feb 26, 2017

I'm suddenly really into organ music. No idea why. The...

I'm suddenly really into organ music. No idea why. The composers all seem to be weirdos. Like Mulet. open.spotify.com/...
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Feb 26, 2017

You know things are terrible in the world when advertising...

You know things are terrible in the world when advertising finds its conscience.
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Feb 26, 2017

I wonder if Suicide Squad 2 will have a scene where Will...

I wonder if Suicide Squad 2 will have a scene where Will Smith says, “What is this, some kind of Suicide Squad 2?”
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Feb 26, 2017

i mean we do it old-school in protools now, but maybe I was...

@allisonacs i mean we do it old-school in protools now, but maybe I was talking about bumpers?
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Feb 26, 2017

It's amazing to watch this shitshow, but then I remember...

It's amazing to watch this shitshow, but then I remember that as I laugh even a ghoul clown like Spicer is aiding grandma deportation.
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Feb 26, 2017

i think it's more fun to tweet at spicer tho because it's...

@HappyHorseSkull i think it's more fun to tweet at spicer tho because it's actually his job to eat it, and he's TERRIBLE at it
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Feb 26, 2017

i mean it's no different than people who tweeted at Obama...

@HappyHorseSkull i mean it's no different than people who tweeted at Obama going, “Listen, Barry. Adults are speaking.” or similar shit
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Feb 26, 2017

sometimes you just gotta shout at the tv tho

@HappyHorseSkull sometimes you just gotta shout at the tv tho
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Feb 26, 2017

Me: “Ulgh, the subway's exhausting, just take a black car.”...

Me: “Ulgh, the subway's exhausting, just take a black car.” Also me: “That Product 19 is probably still fresh, buy six of them.”
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Feb 26, 2017

I just realized that I have never once in my entire life...

I just realized that I have never once in my entire life bought cereal that was not on sale.
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Feb 25, 2017

This story is wild. One dude with a messy life and one...

This story is wild. One dude with a messy life and one website kicked off a 40% reduction in HIV. twitter.com/...
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Feb 25, 2017

in my neighborhood...In my neighborhoooood/ yes theres a...

@benbrown in my neighborhood...In my neighborhoooood/ yes theres a winery in a warehouse in my neighborhood
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Feb 25, 2017

see it makes you paranoid

@raihan_ see it makes you paranoid
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Feb 25, 2017

Don't cry we'll have our own Correspondent's Dinner MCed by...

Don't cry we'll have our own Correspondent's Dinner MCed by one of the Lesser Baldwins with a song by All Of Me, the John Legend cover band.
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Feb 25, 2017

a thing i learned is don't take painkillers and listen to...

a thing i learned is don't take painkillers and listen to Burial
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Feb 25, 2017

yeah i mean he had the system down to elevate something...

@goldman yeah i mean he had the system down to elevate something awful to at least tolerable, now we have garbage
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Feb 25, 2017

no it's for the best

@gregorg no it's for the best
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Feb 25, 2017

I just always thing of GWB looking under the table for the...

@goldman I just always thing of GWB looking under the table for the WMDs as, like, car bombs killed 100s. It's a bad look.
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Feb 25, 2017

Journalists who want to be part of daily briefings, please...

Journalists who want to be part of daily briefings, please form an orderly human centipede behind the President.
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Feb 25, 2017

I try to avoid "not the real story"ing but Trump not...

I try to avoid "not the real story"ing but Trump not showing up the WHCD is going to lead to a takequake that the Republic can ill afford.
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Feb 25, 2017

They go, “Daddy, you be Siri!” And then natural as can be I...

They go, “Daddy, you be Siri!” And then natural as can be I said, “I'm sorry, I didn't get that.” This was the plot of Battlestar Galactica.
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Feb 25, 2017

My kids are calling me Siri and just asking me to see...

My kids are calling me Siri and just asking me to see random shit and in response I'm drawing pictures of unicorns on the toilet.
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Feb 25, 2017

Brooklyn side eye isn't at the level of Manhattan side eye...

@skamille Brooklyn side eye isn't at the level of Manhattan side eye but ohhh yes
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Feb 25, 2017

I like when all the other parents are best friends and then...

@skamille I like when all the other parents are best friends and then kind of look the other way when I show up
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Feb 24, 2017

heheh i've done that. "How can people not appreciate this...

@mathowie heheh i've done that. "How can people not appreciate this brilliant GEM of a film?" [is watching "Crank" starring Jason Statham]
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Feb 24, 2017

On painkillers.

On painkillers.
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Feb 24, 2017

I wish I could have attended this but it was very nice to...

I wish I could have attended this but it was very nice to host it (thanks @christinee515!) blog.sfpc.io/...
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Feb 24, 2017

how's it going thinking of you and Rachel

@textfiles how's it going thinking of you and Rachel
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Feb 24, 2017

twitter is how I perceive the world now

@silviakillings twitter is how I perceive the world now
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Feb 24, 2017

I'm goth

I'm goth
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Feb 24, 2017

Life is everywhere! There's a roach in my salad, for a...

Life is everywhere! There's a roach in my salad, for a start.
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Feb 24, 2017

In retrospect seeing a dead fly on your windshield and...

In retrospect seeing a dead fly on your windshield and starting a song, “Death is everywhere!” is a little much.
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Feb 24, 2017

holy shit where do i send your nobel

@urinegate holy shit where do i send your nobel
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Feb 24, 2017

And once you'd put all that in one place you could set it...

And once you'd put all that in one place you could set it on fire and walk away.
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Feb 24, 2017

I wish there was a blog that just gathered up all the...

I wish there was a blog that just gathered up all the stupid things people are reported doing and saying on airplanes.
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Feb 24, 2017

just avoid defining vars, arrays, functions, classes, and...

@tjl just avoid defining vars, arrays, functions, classes, and prototypes, and don't call global functions, it's a great little language
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Feb 24, 2017

Penultimate Beastmaster was much better IMO

@waldojaquith Penultimate Beastmaster was much better IMO
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Feb 24, 2017

hey thanks! https://twitter.com/tinybigstudio/status/8352373...

hey thanks! twitter.com/...
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Feb 24, 2017

“Some charity is in order” is the greatest formulation....

“Some charity is in order” is the greatest formulation. “Wait how drunk are you? You said you're be home at seven.” “Some charity is in orde
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Feb 24, 2017

they say your mentions are 'mazin, your mentions are cool,...

@soniasaraiya @kfan they say your mentions are 'mazin, your mentions are cool, you're hanging out on twitter, and all the nerds are favin
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Feb 24, 2017

i had that exact same experience last night. LET ME SHOW...

@harrisj i had that exact same experience last night. LET ME SHOW YOU THE WORLD IN MY EYES.
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Feb 24, 2017

autocorrect just turned a potential lead's name into...

autocorrect just turned a potential lead's name into “Cutie” fml.
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Feb 24, 2017

Sign up for this! @Bocoup is cool. Also it's good that...

Sign up for this! @Bocoup is cool. Also it's good that people are measuring the effect of GitHub/Slack/etc on workplace well-being! twitter.com/...
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Feb 24, 2017

oh sweet jesus matt what have you done

@TheMFingChisa oh sweet jesus matt what have you done
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Feb 24, 2017

hahah matt that's like 2011 the weight came off before it...

@TheMFingChisa hahah matt that's like 2011 the weight came off before it came back on
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Feb 24, 2017

People are telling us to get over it, Trump won, but flying...

People are telling us to get over it, Trump won, but flying Confederate flags. Dude, it's been a month, you had 151 years.
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Feb 23, 2017

exactly but playing out in blogs and medium posts and...

@_cynar exactly but playing out in blogs and medium posts and InfoWorld articles
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Feb 23, 2017

nah i would love to apply but too many fish to fry

@tcarmody nah i would love to apply but too many fish to fry
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Feb 23, 2017

There's something about a long, grinding, revealing lawsuit...

There's something about a long, grinding, revealing lawsuit between giant tech corporations that just makes me so damned happy.
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Feb 23, 2017

By the time I was done reading it I was convinced I had...

By the time I was done reading it I was convinced I had stolen WayMo's secrets. Good job out there QUINN EMANUEL URQUHART & SULLIVAN, LLP.
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Feb 23, 2017

gotta say if you love a good legal complaint that coldly...

gotta say if you love a good legal complaint that coldly drives nails through its target this Waymo/Uber doc is A+++ drive.google.com/...
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Feb 23, 2017

oh huh if you run into him again he'd be fun to interview...

@clickblipclick oh huh if you run into him again he'd be fun to interview send him my way!
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Feb 23, 2017

oh yeah that's the goooood stuff

@jcsalterego oh yeah that's the goooood stuff
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Feb 23, 2017

God you know what sounds fun (TO ME) is a job writing...

God you know what sounds fun (TO ME) is a job writing forensic log-analysis driven narratives.
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Feb 23, 2017

I guess next week Kellyanne Conway is joining Uber.

I guess next week Kellyanne Conway is joining Uber.
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Feb 23, 2017

There's a LOT in there, like—he plugged in an ext drive,...

@aberoyce There's a LOT in there, like—he plugged in an ext drive, then wiped the hard drive. So there's a record of ext drive plugins?
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Feb 23, 2017

How did they construct this chain of events with this level...

How did they construct this chain of events with this level of confidence? medium.com/... twitter.com/...
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Feb 23, 2017

Look this headshot is from thinner days I don't have a new...

Look this headshot is from thinner days I don't have a new one it is what it is. twitter.com/...
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Feb 23, 2017

activist investors, literally https://twitter.com/TheRealFre...

activist investors, literally twitter.com/...
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Feb 23, 2017

well sure but! this is just a simple box for all.

@LorenDavie well sure but! this is just a simple box for all.
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Feb 23, 2017

whoa check out @Beschizza's feature free zero login writing...

whoa check out @Beschizza's feature free zero login writing platform txt.fyi/...
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Feb 23, 2017

Twitter is better now that the left is yelling at the right...

Twitter is better now that the left is yelling at the right instead of at the left.
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Feb 23, 2017

heh next week is already scheduled but soon

@ericzawo heh next week is already scheduled but soon
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Feb 23, 2017

Pork chop sandwiches! https://twitter.com/brandonnn/status/8...

Pork chop sandwiches! twitter.com/...
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Feb 22, 2017

that project is amazing! It's key infrastructure!

@waldojaquith @dat_project that project is amazing! It's key infrastructure!
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Feb 22, 2017

Seriously it's like an hour a day.

Seriously it's like an hour a day.
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Feb 22, 2017

I just want everyone, starting with myself, to participate...

I just want everyone, starting with myself, to participate in the lifelong struggle to create equality of opportunity and expression for all
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Feb 22, 2017

My wife says that since I'm on painkillers I should delete...

My wife says that since I'm on painkillers I should delete Twitter before I tell the world I love it.
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Feb 22, 2017

I've been in and out of consciousness on Percoset and every...

I've been in and out of consciousness on Percoset and every time I check my phone new fundamental rights and opportunities are under attack.
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Feb 22, 2017

“In India, if it codes, it explodes.”...

“In India, if it codes, it explodes.” bloomberg.com/...
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Feb 22, 2017

“to the people I know who know Milo” by @bobbie...

“to the people I know who know Milo” by @bobbie @bobbie/to-the-people-i-know-who-know-milo-3ff326b161a8?source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1487769306" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@bobbie/to-the-people-i-know-who-know-milo-3ff326b161a8?source=twitterShare-168dab556633-1487769306
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Feb 21, 2017

josh let me scrub the regret out of you

@joshmillard josh let me scrub the regret out of you
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Feb 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/834177933707194369/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Feb 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/834176456200744960/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Feb 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/834175900124065792/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Feb 21, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/834174967935823872/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Feb 21, 2017

(sheepishly closes Medium) Yes, you're totally right

@brianvan (sheepishly closes Medium) Yes, you're totally right
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Feb 21, 2017

especially on the second date

@mathowie especially on the second date
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Feb 21, 2017

Well how do YOU want an old Queen Anne cottage in Newburg...

@HelenKennedy @mathowie Well how do YOU want an old Queen Anne cottage in Newburg to smell?
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Feb 21, 2017

Also when I read it I was like, This HAS to be in the...

@mathowie Also when I read it I was like, This HAS to be in the pacific northwest.
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Feb 21, 2017

Yeah it's a complex situation where concepts of consent,...

@mathowie Yeah it's a complex situation where concepts of consent, gender, and emotional labor smush into each other.
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Feb 21, 2017

The linked piece, and the comments that follow, are...

The linked piece, and the comments that follow, are uncomfortable, fascinating, and confusing. metafilter.com/...
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Feb 21, 2017

are you picky or do you like all the chocolate? my business...

@heatheremerrick are you picky or do you like all the chocolate? my business partner is serious about single source stuff
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Feb 21, 2017

They are assholes.

@jessamyn They are assholes.
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Feb 21, 2017

I've been thinking about the Cybrary all morning

@jessamyn I've been thinking about the Cybrary all morning
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Feb 21, 2017

the Cybrary has a giant tree of knowledge

@jessamyn the Cybrary has a giant tree of knowledge
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Feb 21, 2017

see that sounds like a truly great day

@reppep see that sounds like a truly great day
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Feb 21, 2017

his easement was grandfeathered in

@zeynep his easement was grandfeathered in
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Feb 21, 2017

maybe you could wear that costume at the Cybrary

@jessamyn maybe you could wear that costume at the Cybrary
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Feb 21, 2017

would love it

@stribs would love it
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Feb 21, 2017

I mean it's actually healthy that we have a place to be...

@rustyk5 I mean it's actually healthy that we have a place to be angry and plot together
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Feb 21, 2017

oh cool I want to see that.

@Beschizza oh cool I want to see that.
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Feb 21, 2017

Doesn't have to be saccharine. I was looking forward to...

Doesn't have to be saccharine. I was looking forward to phys. therapy. I'm having trouble walking w/sciatica and PT helps me move forward.
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Feb 21, 2017

I keep asking everyone this gentle framing question: What...

I keep asking everyone this gentle framing question: What are you looking forward to today?
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Feb 21, 2017

Robert we need to get coffee and discuss that slideshow UX...

@stribs Robert we need to get coffee and discuss that slideshow UX because my lord
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Feb 20, 2017

Herein, a list of every scented candle I could find....

Herein, a list of every scented candle I could find....
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Feb 20, 2017

So good. https://twitter.com/nathangoldman/status/8337145818...

So good. twitter.com/...
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Feb 20, 2017

Oh my god I want to do this. https://twitter.com/adamminter/...

Oh my god I want to do this. twitter.com/...
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Feb 19, 2017

I might have screwed up the math it might have been 3 out...

I might have screwed up the math it might have been 3 out of 4.
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Feb 19, 2017

good HR executes on clear policies and upholds principles!...

@RageCook good HR executes on clear policies and upholds principles! This is terrible attrition and bad for the business.
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Feb 19, 2017

Oof 7 out of 8 women working in this division at Uber leave...

Oof 7 out of 8 women working in this division at Uber leave the company over the course of the one year described. twitter.com/...
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Feb 19, 2017

Hike em while you got em. https://twitter.com/interior/statu...

Hike em while you got em. twitter.com/...
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Feb 19, 2017

I keep imagining a US version called Preppa Pig where they...

@livlab I keep imagining a US version called Preppa Pig where they are preparing for apocalypse
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Feb 18, 2017

it's a great project and it deserves a ton of attention

@jenncrandall it's a great project and it deserves a ton of attention
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Feb 18, 2017

Apparently there's a new video every week if you sign up:...

Apparently there's a new video every week if you sign up: whitmanalabama.com/...
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Feb 18, 2017

there's a filmmaker going through alabama getting people to...

there's a filmmaker going through alabama getting people to read whitman poems like america is still worth a damn whitmanalabama.com/...
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Feb 18, 2017

it would be the biggest one in nyc

@BradyDale it would be the biggest one in nyc
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Feb 18, 2017

This is not unusual. https://twitter.com/bradydale/status/83...

This is not unusual. twitter.com/...
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Feb 17, 2017

One phrase you don't hear as much these last few months is...

One phrase you don't hear as much these last few months is “Can you IMAGINE?” because we don't have to.
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Feb 17, 2017

If I'm reading this correctly he's locked up the support of...

If I'm reading this correctly he's locked up the support of poker-playing dogs. twitter.com/...
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Feb 17, 2017

Piano, Pipe Organ, Drums, Synthesizer, Electric guitar.

@dhilowitz Piano, Pipe Organ, Drums, Synthesizer, Electric guitar.
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Feb 16, 2017

Calvin Coolidge invented guac but had no concept of nachos,...

@goldman @iano Calvin Coolidge invented guac but had no concept of nachos, huge opportunity lost
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Feb 16, 2017

It's all surreal and kind of grimly fascinating now, but...

It's all surreal and kind of grimly fascinating now, but it's an actual tragedy that America is becoming a joke.
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Feb 16, 2017

I don't want to talk about the effort involved

@kevboh I don't want to talk about the effort involved
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Feb 16, 2017

light one for me I could use it

@bluechoochoo light one for me I could use it
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Feb 16, 2017

Bumping this 21-month old classic....

Bumping this 21-month old classic. twitter.com/...
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Feb 16, 2017

I'm a great dad. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/832396429...

I'm a great dad. twitter.com/...
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Feb 16, 2017

yes I can reallllllly see that

@patbits yes I can reallllllly see that
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Feb 16, 2017

It’s gorgeous, right?

@patbits It’s gorgeous, right?
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Feb 16, 2017

oh lord where would I even begin?

@kosamari oh lord where would I even begin?
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Feb 16, 2017

Thanks, brand. https://twitter.com/PostlightStudio/status/83...

Thanks, brand. twitter.com/...
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Feb 16, 2017

Today in the company newsletter, a love letter to the...

Today in the company newsletter, a love letter to the design of the TI-108 calculator: trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Feb 16, 2017

This event in Florida is gonna be a peach.

@rustyk5 This event in Florida is gonna be a peach.
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Feb 16, 2017

Puts forth a solid plan of action that is appropriate for...

Puts forth a solid plan of action that is appropriate for our new situation. @justaride/why-liberals-are-wrong-about-trump-c865b12c72a7#.picdjb8s1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@justaride/why-liberals-are-wrong-about-trump-c865b12c72a7#.picdjb8s1
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Feb 15, 2017

This is great. https://twitter.com/liza/status/8320319975015...

This is great. twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

We Didn't Start the Fire, but just the names of your meds.

We Didn't Start the Fire, but just the names of your meds.
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Feb 15, 2017

well thanks though, better to know

@tressiemcphd well thanks though, better to know
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Feb 15, 2017

hoo boy i've been viewing that night through a racist...

@tressiemcphd hoo boy i've been viewing that night through a racist framework for five years would you look at that
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Feb 15, 2017

they sure didn't threaten to call the cops on anyone ELSE...

@tressiemcphd they sure didn't threaten to call the cops on anyone ELSE asking for painkillers that night
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Feb 15, 2017

oh boy i've seen this up close sitting in the ER and didn't...

@tressiemcphd oh boy i've seen this up close sitting in the ER and didn't think about it as systemic until your tweet
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Feb 15, 2017

I did not know that the Great Seal of the United States can...

I did not know that the Great Seal of the United States can refer to one embossing machine in the State Department en.m.wikipedia.org/...
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Feb 15, 2017

just walk down 5th. wasan is great but closes 1030.

@davidcho just walk down 5th. wasan is great but closes 1030.
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Feb 15, 2017

I see you subtweeting hbr. https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/st...

I see you subtweeting hbr. twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

the puppies taser each other

@phooky the puppies taser each other
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Feb 15, 2017

hey Jim tough day huh

@jimaley hey Jim tough day huh
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Feb 15, 2017

My son insisted I tweet this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

My son insisted I tweet this. twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

Huh https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/832016265405485056/vid...

Huh twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

everybody gotta pay the mortgage

@mulegirl everybody gotta pay the mortgage
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Feb 15, 2017

This is weird and sad but there you go....

This is weird and sad but there you go. theintercept.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

if this happens in NYC we all die...

if this happens in NYC we all die twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

That's an excellent tweet.

@bn2b That's an excellent tweet.
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Feb 15, 2017

Is there such a thing as an event template for Google...

Is there such a thing as an event template for Google Calendar? I.e. "coffee at my office" template and "conference call" template?
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Feb 15, 2017

YES I KNOW IT'S EXTRA.

@maxtriba YES I KNOW IT'S EXTRA.
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Feb 15, 2017

POTUS lost bowel control screaming at Spicer. VP can't stop...

POTUS lost bowel control screaming at Spicer. VP can't stop itching, might be scabies. Kellyanne caught with baby leg in her mouth, just leg
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Feb 15, 2017

I'm Rogue Potus Staff

I'm Rogue Potus Staff
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Feb 15, 2017

(Increasingly loud) I. Said. Bring. Me. My. Fucking....

(Increasingly loud) I. Said. Bring. Me. My. Fucking. Android. Galaxy. S3.
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Feb 15, 2017

Alternative timeline scoring some pretty huge gets....

Alternative timeline scoring some pretty huge gets. twitter.com/...
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Feb 15, 2017

lol everything matters

lol everything matters
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Feb 14, 2017

I do it and actually sometimes you need to like with very...

@kosamari I do it and actually sometimes you need to like with very wide horizontal spans divided into thirds
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Feb 14, 2017

This is what happens when you don't appoint a Director of...

This is what happens when you don't appoint a Director of Chaos Emeralds.
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Feb 14, 2017

Looking forward to the majority leadership launching a...

Looking forward to the majority leadership launching a vigorous defense of treason.
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Feb 14, 2017

nah we made a calendar when they were two months old

@leahfinnegan nah we made a calendar when they were two months old
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Feb 14, 2017

Five years ago. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/8316824079...

Five years ago. twitter.com/...
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Feb 14, 2017

The linked page has a recipe for the tasty porridge they...

The linked page has a recipe for the tasty porridge they serve. twitter.com/...
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Feb 14, 2017

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South...

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio 1/
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Feb 14, 2017

I love making our self-sponsored content. It's the most...

I love making our self-sponsored content. It's the most freeing thing I've ever done. twitter.com/...
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Feb 14, 2017

Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we...

@rustyk5 Well we all have a face
That we hide away forever
And we take them out and show ourselves
When everyone has gone 1/
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Feb 13, 2017

but it was so funny and transgressive

@goldman @rustyk5 but it was so funny and transgressive
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Feb 13, 2017

"His ultra-elite private club" is more accurate...

"His ultra-elite private club" is more accurate twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

If you're using the word “dossier” casually in conversation...

If you're using the word “dossier” casually in conversation think about what you're doing to yourself.
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Feb 13, 2017

i wash my clothes at the problemat and always come out clean

@kevboh i wash my clothes at the problemat and always come out clean
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Feb 13, 2017

hehe i just realized i need to get away from this website...

@bluechoochoo hehe i just realized i need to get away from this website while 💊💊💊💊💊
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Feb 13, 2017

I am a total sucker for Internet smiley-logos rendered with...

I am a total sucker for Internet smiley-logos rendered with expressions of suffering. twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

Wikipedia doesn't just tell me about muscle relaxants it...

Wikipedia doesn't just tell me about muscle relaxants it shows me about muscle relaxants. twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

It's weirdly fun watching the Intercept turn into lefty...

It's weirdly fun watching the Intercept turn into lefty media Voltron. twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

that shit will get you fired good journalists are terrified...

@sacca @iano that shit will get you fired good journalists are terrified of doing it accidentally
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Feb 13, 2017

but I don't have them yet!

@DeanHach but I don't have them yet!
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Feb 13, 2017

Folks obviously I don't think women should actually...

Folks obviously I don't think women should actually leave...ah, fuck it, who cares, I'll give another couple hundred bucks to PP. twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

Urgent care has pretty views and I have a prescription for...

Urgent care has pretty views and I have a prescription for muscle relaxants. twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

no totally understood, all fine. this insanity is why I...

@collectdust no totally understood, all fine. this insanity is why I give monthly to PP
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Feb 13, 2017

Yes good point https://twitter.com/collectdust/status/831164...

Yes good point twitter.com/...
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Feb 13, 2017

Even by the standards of southern Republican state...

Even by the standards of southern Republican state representatives, who reliably say the worst shit imaginable, that is utterly kookytowns.
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Feb 13, 2017

isn't that just "VC"?

@page88 isn't that just "VC"?
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Feb 13, 2017

right-wing or left-wing, a crazy wall is still a crazy wall...

right-wing or left-wing, a crazy wall is still a crazy wall (this piece is good) buzzfeed.com/...
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Feb 12, 2017

Thread https://twitter.com/nzle/status/830853074210131971

Thread twitter.com/...
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Feb 12, 2017

Good job everybody. https://twitter.com/jacksmithiv/status/8...

Good job everybody. twitter.com/...
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Feb 12, 2017

It's the semaphore for N for nuclear and D for disarmament,...

It's the semaphore for N for nuclear and D for disarmament, also U+262E ☮. twitter.com/...
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Feb 11, 2017

Is this real or just backwards https://twitter.com/pdchina/s...

Is this real or just backwards twitter.com/...
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Feb 11, 2017

Seems off https://twitter.com/wokieleaks1/status/82936949394...

Seems off twitter.com/...
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Feb 11, 2017

alas i am a fat white dude and have only my own lower back...

@LaurenDaisley alas i am a fat white dude and have only my own lower back to blame
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Feb 11, 2017

RIP my lower back

RIP my lower back
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Feb 11, 2017

is this the story you started back when? This'll be great!

@gabrielsnyder is this the story you started back when? This'll be great!
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Feb 10, 2017

Some things should stay secrets....

Some things should stay secrets. twitter.com/...
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Feb 10, 2017

wait'll webassembly hooks into the DOM and all of this...

@jennschiffer wait'll webassembly hooks into the DOM and all of this becomes a blood circus "HASKELL.JS IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE TRULY REACTIVE
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Feb 9, 2017

The rule of law should have broad bipartisan support.

The rule of law should have broad bipartisan support.
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Feb 9, 2017

This wikipedia editor is way better than we deserve....

This wikipedia editor is way better than we deserve. twitter.com/...
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Feb 9, 2017

a movie with dragons that I remember as being spectacularly...

@heatheremerrick a movie with dragons that I remember as being spectacularly dumb but weirdly likable
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Feb 9, 2017

this is a really really good data story

@jimaley this is a really really good data story
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Feb 9, 2017

THERE IS NO GREATER URL THAN http://murderdata.org/

THERE IS NO GREATER URL THAN murderdata.org
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Feb 9, 2017

whoooooaaaaaaa https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-...

whoooooaaaaaaa bloomberg.com/...
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Feb 9, 2017

POLL: I have a sudden urge to re-watch Reign of Fire.

POLL: I have a sudden urge to re-watch Reign of Fire.
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Feb 9, 2017

seriously this album is no joik...

seriously this album is no joik twitter.com/...
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Feb 9, 2017

dylan this is great work here today and i'm really enjoying...

@dylanreed dylan this is great work here today and i'm really enjoying it
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Feb 9, 2017

every few years I drift back to Propp's Morphology of the...

@bluechoochoo every few years I drift back to Propp's Morphology of the Folktale; peek at the FUNCTIONS section here en.wikipedia.org/...
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Feb 9, 2017

Or first-generation iPod nanos.

@dylanreed Or first-generation iPod nanos.
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Feb 9, 2017

hmmmm maybe not me maybe james fallows

@tophtucker @djacobs hmmmm maybe not me maybe james fallows
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Feb 9, 2017

or was it me testing Kinja

@tophtucker or was it me testing Kinja
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Feb 8, 2017

Laurie's cool https://twitter.com/seldo/status/8295199020336...

Laurie's cool twitter.com/...
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Feb 8, 2017

Great curse https://twitter.com/michaelarria/status/82934548...

Great curse twitter.com/...
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Feb 8, 2017

I should point out she's a former student not a former...

I should point out she's a former student not a former supergenius.
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Feb 8, 2017

She's really a kind, generous person and I want her to...

She's really a kind, generous person and I want her to succeed in her dreams.
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Feb 8, 2017

My former supergenius student @tinabeans wants to make...

My former supergenius student @tinabeans wants to make American Grate (Carrots) Again. Help her go to culinary school. Vote for her video! twitter.com/...
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Feb 8, 2017

you have to make your own, it's the only way to truly learn...

@ev you have to make your own, it's the only way to truly learn acceptance
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Feb 8, 2017

Jimmy it was great to met you and you were the perfect...

@hisnameisjimmy Jimmy it was great to met you and you were the perfect amount of effusive
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Feb 8, 2017

have pressed my luck enough

@davepell have pressed my luck enough
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Feb 8, 2017

I should point out that the Safari mobile Twitter client is...

I should point out that the Safari mobile Twitter client is EXCELLENT now and a pleasure to use; the team should be very proud. twitter.com/...
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Feb 7, 2017

It's a little awkward.

It's a little awkward.
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Feb 7, 2017

Apparently I tweeted this criticism of the Twitter web...

Apparently I tweeted this criticism of the Twitter web client some time ago and Twitter people turned it into motivational laptop stickers. twitter.com/...
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Feb 7, 2017

We are headed over now. It's a chance to forget health...

We are headed over now. It's a chance to forget health care. twitter.com/...
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Feb 7, 2017

sigh I would love to come but I am not entirely in control...

@kevinmarks @amandabee sigh I would love to come but I am not entirely in control of myself
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Feb 7, 2017

we are running around like goofballs but hosting a drinks...

@DeanHach @richziade @kimballscott we are running around like goofballs but hosting a drinks night at Whitechapel at 7pm tonight!
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Feb 7, 2017

thank you, Alternative Lentil.

@BilliardLentil thank you, Alternative Lentil.
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Feb 7, 2017

Things that are bad. 1/

Things that are bad. 1/
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Feb 7, 2017

Jen I'm in the W I'm insufferable

@jenbee Jen I'm in the W I'm insufferable
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Feb 7, 2017

but it was special when you made it Alex

@alexhern but it was special when you made it Alex
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Feb 7, 2017

PRO-vaccine, Daniel. PRO.

@510home PRO-vaccine, Daniel. PRO.
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Feb 7, 2017

Bible wise that is a deep cut

@loftexperience Bible wise that is a deep cut
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Feb 7, 2017

Will you vote in any Twitter poll, no matter how stupid or...

Will you vote in any Twitter poll, no matter how stupid or pointless?
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Feb 7, 2017

listen this is twitter and by 2030 I expect complete support

@AndrewNCassidy listen this is twitter and by 2030 I expect complete support
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Feb 7, 2017

Oh hi Jeff--wait--Jeff ATWOOD? Get in here buddy. Come on....

@codinghorror Oh hi Jeff--wait--Jeff ATWOOD? Get in here buddy. Come on. That's nice. That's good. Make it last.
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Feb 7, 2017

I love them. I just completely am in the bag for Twitter...

@KristyT I love them. I just completely am in the bag for Twitter polls.
➛
Feb 7, 2017

In all seriousness I vote in every Twitter poll I see. I...

In all seriousness I vote in every Twitter poll I see. I cannot help myself. Whoever managed that product deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Feb 7, 2017

Literally half the New Testament is about tipping delivery...

Literally half the New Testament is about tipping delivery people. No one reads the Bible so you don't know.
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Feb 7, 2017

I mean look, I have a baseline of six dollars, plus...

@KristyT @seldo I mean look, I have a baseline of six dollars, plus distance, plus weather, plus tip, because I AM GOING TO HEAVEN.
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Feb 7, 2017

you know though that was a great group of interns and...

@ClaraJeffery @MiriMarkow you know though that was a great group of interns and they've all gone on to glory
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Feb 7, 2017

because he is a colossal asshole but also he weaponized...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery because he is a colossal asshole but also he weaponized Harvard so I have to give him his due
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Feb 7, 2017

and he would just come into my cubicle and give me two...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and he would just come into my cubicle and give me two middle fingers
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Feb 7, 2017

and they would talk about whatever he mentioned for 30 more...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and they would talk about whatever he mentioned for 30 more minutes
➛
Feb 7, 2017

and saying Harvard things like "Remember the Lowell house...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and saying Harvard things like "Remember the Lowell house opera"
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Feb 7, 2017

and Ben picked up on it so he started coming out to the...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and Ben picked up on it so he started coming out to the interns
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Feb 7, 2017

and they would tell Harvard stories and I sat by the...

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery and they would tell Harvard stories and I sat by the internal and I would...lose...my...mind
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Feb 7, 2017

there was a group of interns all from Harvard, or mostly

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery there was a group of interns all from Harvard, or mostly
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Feb 7, 2017

fun Ben story since I'm in a hotel in SF and can't sleep

@MiriMarkow @ClaraJeffery fun Ben story since I'm in a hotel in SF and can't sleep
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Feb 7, 2017

physically I'm 60 but emotionally I'm 15

@ClaraJeffery physically I'm 60 but emotionally I'm 15
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Feb 7, 2017

just one, with a diet coke, and then we get right back to...

@lpolgreen just one, with a diet coke, and then we get right back to work
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Feb 7, 2017

Sometimes, when you are right up against the coal face of...

Sometimes, when you are right up against the coal face of the digital capitalism in which you participate, you just want a Parliament Light.
➛
Feb 7, 2017

I'm kind of interested in how this would turn out

@seldo I'm kind of interested in how this would turn out
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Feb 6, 2017

But I love it.

But I love it.
➛
Feb 6, 2017

Late capitalism is weird.

Late capitalism is weird.
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Feb 6, 2017

I am in the back corner of the #ShiftForum, getting my...

I am in the back corner of the #ShiftForum, getting my bearings, listening to Nasdaq's boss. And @richziade insisted I tweet for the #brand. twitter.com/...
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Feb 6, 2017

I paid to be here though

@bluechoochoo I paid to be here though
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Feb 6, 2017

I am in a situation that requires mixing and yet I do not...

I am in a situation that requires mixing and yet I do not feel socially solvent.
➛
Feb 6, 2017

Hmm https://twitter.com/harvardbiz/status/828747111420264448

Hmm twitter.com/...
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Feb 6, 2017

work! We are hosting a drinks night at Whitechapel bar at...

@JeromeHardaway work! We are hosting a drinks night at Whitechapel bar at 7pm on the 7th (tomorrow) and all are invited.
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Feb 5, 2017

Can't anything just go as expected

Can't anything just go as expected
➛
Feb 5, 2017

Gwen Stefani was robbed.

Gwen Stefani was robbed.
➛
Feb 5, 2017

Tempest: The Musical

Tempest: The Musical
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Feb 4, 2017

it's like they saw that one coming...

it's like they saw that one coming twitter.com/...
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Feb 4, 2017

missing, not skipping!

@michelet missing, not skipping!
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Feb 4, 2017

two straps and a nail or two and you are DONE

@mathpunk two straps and a nail or two and you are DONE
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Feb 4, 2017

you can't even buy them anymore can you?

@shabbychef you can't even buy them anymore can you?
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Feb 4, 2017

fog rolling in

@kiplet fog rolling in
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Feb 4, 2017

I'd love to! This visit might get crazy tho. We are hosting...

@seldo I'd love to! This visit might get crazy tho. We are hosting drinks at Whitechapel at 7pm on the 7th if you want to come by tho?
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Feb 4, 2017

In a perfect world I would just wear a very large cardboard...

In a perfect world I would just wear a very large cardboard box.
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Feb 4, 2017

I ended up with a large number of layerable items in drabs,...

I ended up with a large number of layerable items in drabs, some with hoodies some without.
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Feb 4, 2017

Sarah you know me I can't layer

@srhhnry Sarah you know me I can't layer
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Feb 4, 2017

all mirrors should be positioned 100 feet from the bench

@wrstknitterever all mirrors should be positioned 100 feet from the bench
➛
Feb 4, 2017

not today but oh god I know exactly the store

@brendanistan not today but oh god I know exactly the store
➛
Feb 4, 2017

I would sell my soul for a 36" inseam but yeah

@heatheremerrick I would sell my soul for a 36" inseam but yeah
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Feb 4, 2017

Stevie nicks AND Don Henley

@amyhoy Stevie nicks AND Don Henley
➛
Feb 4, 2017

I'm hungover at the big and tall store trying to dress for...

I'm hungover at the big and tall store trying to dress for California trapped in an eternal prison of my own making AMA.
➛
Feb 4, 2017

it's cool he's a fan of my code work and anil's toilet work

@jennschiffer @anildash @mathowie it's cool he's a fan of my code work and anil's toilet work
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Feb 4, 2017

NYC is so good.

NYC is so good.
➛
Feb 3, 2017

Harper this is excellent work

@harper Harper this is excellent work
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Feb 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/827516363010932738/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Feb 3, 2017

Maybe...America is bad http://digiday.com/brands/oral-histor...

Maybe...America is bad digiday.com/...
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Feb 3, 2017

The blind outrage is fading but it's getting replaced by...

The blind outrage is fading but it's getting replaced by this more measured sense that you have to work against this mess every day.
➛
Feb 3, 2017

Another mini-rally at the elementary school welcoming...

Another mini-rally at the elementary school welcoming immigrant families with donuts. twitter.com/...
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Feb 3, 2017

idk man composition on mobile sucks so any progress is...

@shellen @drafty idk man composition on mobile sucks so any progress is useful
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Feb 2, 2017

The harder we push the lower the body count.

The harder we push the lower the body count.
➛
Feb 2, 2017

i've got to move on and protect my own brand/i can't leave...

@anildash i've got to move on and protect my own brand/i can't leave that tweet up/i hope you understand
➛
Feb 2, 2017

honestly matt you'd be a fine president

@TheMFingChisa honestly matt you'd be a fine president
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Feb 2, 2017

i'm gonna admit to trailing off around 35% thru but now i...

@venetianblonde @page88 @hanrahanNY i'm gonna admit to trailing off around 35% thru but now i want to finish
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Feb 2, 2017

my sister in law whispered to us during that funeral "I...

@laura_june my sister in law whispered to us during that funeral "I wonder how much this funeral weighs."
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Feb 2, 2017

every time i look at him i see my uncle's funeral

@laura_june every time i look at him i see my uncle's funeral
➛
Feb 2, 2017

I am roughly his phenotype to my despair and see in him the...

@laura_june I am roughly his phenotype to my despair and see in him the mirror image of my bright-pink liberal Irishness & cannot look away
➛
Feb 2, 2017

Virginia the first thing I did after Trump won was download...

@page88 @hanrahanNY Virginia the first thing I did after Trump won was download Wieland: or, The Transformation: An American Tale
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Feb 2, 2017

i bet the power of twitter to mix app-consumerism and...

@kjhealy i bet the power of twitter to mix app-consumerism and protest activism into a metastasizing bad-PR fireball is in its early days
➛
Feb 2, 2017

man do they roll over fast too!

@kjhealy man do they roll over fast too!
➛
Feb 2, 2017

I'm weirdly into it for the same reason but also find its...

@page88 I'm weirdly into it for the same reason but also find its various protestations and public interactions to be really creepy.
➛
Feb 2, 2017

holy poopleberries that's equivalent to roughly...

holy poopleberries that's equivalent to roughly 200,000,000,000 twitter accounts (because Uber users pay money) twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

just the weltanschauung being the weltanschauung

@BenRegenspan just the weltanschauung being the weltanschauung
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Feb 2, 2017

...in the Secure Drop anonymous file uploader. This is...

...in the Secure Drop anonymous file uploader. This is perfect. twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

oh my god of course

@dphiffer oh my god of course
➛
Feb 2, 2017

this reply makes me regret that i'm going to delete it

@anildash this reply makes me regret that i'm going to delete it
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Feb 2, 2017

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it

@post_prufrock i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to delete it
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Feb 2, 2017

Alternately if we get sent to camps it may be pretty easy...

Alternately if we get sent to camps it may be pretty easy to escape.
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Feb 2, 2017

it's just a shame how the true baseline media object of the...

@marcprecipice @skamille it's just a shame how the true baseline media object of the internet is a file called weirddick56___LARGE.jpg
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Feb 2, 2017

Finally found a halfway decent upper back tattoo....

Finally found a halfway decent upper back tattoo. twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it. —Republicans...

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it. —Republicans twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

I wonder how many files that come to journalists through...

I wonder how many files that come to journalists through anonymous Secure Drop upload are just pics of some dude's junk.
➛
Feb 2, 2017

this seems bad https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/8272890671...

this seems bad twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

Looks like https://twitter.com/stribs/status/827283421617491...

Looks like twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

Friends, it's gonna be me and @richziade—we're doing a...

Friends, it's gonna be me and @richziade—we're doing a "live" episode of the podcast on a Very Controversial Digital Product Question. twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

you know a REALLY good album i haven't even thought of in...

you know a REALLY good album i haven't even thought of in ten years youtube.com/...
➛
Feb 2, 2017

I mean we're still trivial people dedicated to folly let's...

@slavin_fpo I mean we're still trivial people dedicated to folly let's not let them take that away from us
➛
Feb 2, 2017

can you imagine what it's like since trump tho

@bn2b can you imagine what it's like since trump tho
➛
Feb 2, 2017

or the listserv? the one where a different people was...

@bn2b or the listserv? the one where a different people was selected to write the mailing every day?
➛
Feb 2, 2017

has anyone checked in on thelist lately?

@bn2b has anyone checked in on thelist lately?
➛
Feb 2, 2017

One positive thing about the crush of horrifying political...

One positive thing about the crush of horrifying political news is that I haven't read a tweet about a comedian stealing jokes in months.
➛
Feb 2, 2017

This is a great piece. The angry Irish mayor!...

This is a great piece. The angry Irish mayor! twitter.com/...
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Feb 2, 2017

Pete LinkedIn is looking good lately and it's hard to keep...

@pdavies Pete LinkedIn is looking good lately and it's hard to keep hating it
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Feb 2, 2017

If only Trump could sit down and watch Romper Stomper he'd...

If only Trump could sit down and watch Romper Stomper he'd realize just how much America has in common with Australia.
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Feb 2, 2017

Maybe that's the ones in New York.

Maybe that's the ones in New York.
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Feb 2, 2017

I've never wanted to yell at an Australian in my life. All...

I've never wanted to yell at an Australian in my life. All they want to do is barbecue and avoid discussing their divorces.
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Feb 2, 2017

Who yells at Australians?

Who yells at Australians?
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Feb 2, 2017

it takes a while to separate Bannon from his chair

@laura_june it takes a while to separate Bannon from his chair
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Feb 1, 2017

it feels like we could get it all formatted and ready to go

@rustyk5 it feels like we could get it all formatted and ready to go
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Feb 1, 2017

it'd be I mean

@rustyk5 it'd be I mean
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Feb 1, 2017

it's been a lot of work but we have time

@rustyk5 it's been a lot of work but we have time
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Feb 1, 2017

They wanted to do this earlier but it had to be reviewed by...

They wanted to do this earlier but it had to be reviewed by at least two other marches. twitter.com/...
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Feb 1, 2017

hell yeah let's get this thing set up right with the GPO...

@patdennis hell yeah let's get this thing set up right with the GPO fonts and everything
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Feb 1, 2017

also I'm good at Google docs

@patdennis also I'm good at Google docs
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Feb 1, 2017

I mean I don't have the first idea but I'd love to come up...

@patdennis I mean I don't have the first idea but I'd love to come up with an acronym for TOLERANCE USA ACT
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Feb 1, 2017

it would be a good way to keep track of all the shit he...

@patdennis it would be a good way to keep track of all the shit he pulls
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Feb 1, 2017

(I know what a pork barrell nightmare making laws is its...

(I know what a pork barrell nightmare making laws is its just that I think folks are motivated)
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Feb 1, 2017

I mean lobbyists draft bills right? I'm sure there are a...

I mean lobbyists draft bills right? I'm sure there are a zillion reasons this is dumb. But it'd be nice to have a shared legislative goal.
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Feb 1, 2017

Dumb idea: What if we continually draft the Restore America...

Dumb idea: What if we continually draft the Restore America Act, undoing as much as possible, and candidates who supported it got our vote?
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Feb 1, 2017

also when she bounces back and shows her midriff

@maureenflaherty also when she bounces back and shows her midriff
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Feb 1, 2017

it's going to be infuriating and everything they own will...

@maureenflaherty it's going to be infuriating and everything they own will continue to be clean
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Feb 1, 2017

Our mission is pretty clear now. We must make a better...

Our mission is pretty clear now. We must make a better America for Beyoncé's twins.
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Feb 1, 2017

we would have made you put those in anyway

@ginatrapani we would have made you put those in anyway
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Feb 1, 2017

Of course now that I tweeted this it's kind of the Gina...

Of course now that I tweeted this it's kind of the Gina canary, if that tweet ever gets deleted it means we've applied too much pressure.
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Feb 1, 2017

We have a deal at @PostlightStudio: Gina doesn't promote...

We have a deal at @PostlightStudio: Gina doesn't promote anything unless she wants to, and we never apply pressure. So...check it out. twitter.com/...
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Feb 1, 2017

IMO the way to understand McConnell is that he's like a...

IMO the way to understand McConnell is that he's like a really self-important lawyer for a super-high-profile serial killer. twitter.com/...
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Feb 1, 2017

Gee I wonder what will happen next in this narrative....

Gee I wonder what will happen next in this narrative. twitter.com/...
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Feb 1, 2017

now that I've tweeted that I just realized that I need to...

@rustyk5 now that I've tweeted that I just realized that I need to find happiness literally anywhere else
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Feb 1, 2017

I cannot believe I am in a situation in which my basic...

@rustyk5 I cannot believe I am in a situation in which my basic happiness rests on the courage of the Democrats
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Feb 1, 2017

He reminds me of a lawyer defending a really high-profile...

@max_read He reminds me of a lawyer defending a really high-profile serial killer.
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Feb 1, 2017

you think? He's just consistently shameless about pursuing...

@max_read you think? He's just consistently shameless about pursuing his received agenda in total denial of facts or ethics.
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Feb 1, 2017

This is an extremely good, carefully-reported examination...

This is an extremely good, carefully-reported examination into what makes Kellyanne Conway tick. thehairpin.com/...
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Jan 31, 2017

Hahhahaha perfection

@hondanhon Hahhahaha perfection
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Jan 31, 2017

I'm pretty sure the last word spoken by a human will simply...

I'm pretty sure the last word spoken by a human will simply be, “Wait—”
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Jan 31, 2017

2017: Google staged a walkout for immigrant rights! 2024:...

2017: Google staged a walkout for immigrant rights!

2024: “We used Tensorflow to solve Democracy!” (Lights flicker.)
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Jan 31, 2017

After decades of utopian woo-woo the tech industry is...

After decades of utopian woo-woo the tech industry is discovering politics all at once. Which SEEMS cool now but also gives me the willies.
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Jan 31, 2017

What is wrong with these people....

What is wrong with these people. twitter.com/...
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Jan 31, 2017

no but exactly senators never get access to that sweet...

@stro_b no but exactly senators never get access to that sweet product quality
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Jan 31, 2017

Be brave, and we will reward you at campaign time with...

Be brave, and we will reward you at campaign time with social media strategy beyond your wildest imaginings.
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Jan 31, 2017

Mario Savio the shit out of this, and I will give you money.

Mario Savio the shit out of this, and I will give you money.
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Jan 31, 2017

For once in my life prove me wrong.

For once in my life prove me wrong.
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Jan 31, 2017

Democrats. It is time.

Democrats. It is time.
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Jan 31, 2017

It's just common sense you don't Nazi things. Jesus.

It's just common sense you don't Nazi things. Jesus.
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Jan 31, 2017

Dress how you like! Wolf or no wolf! Pigeon! Let the wolf...

Dress how you like! Wolf or no wolf! Pigeon! Let the wolf yiff the pigeon! Have a ceremony at a castle in Canastota. But Nazi? (GDN)
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Jan 31, 2017

Grandad voice: So the boy dresses as a wolf for the yiffing...

Grandad voice: So the boy dresses as a wolf for the yiffing but is a Nazi wolf? (Grandpa disgust noise)
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Jan 31, 2017

You know who else explained Godwin's Law....

You know who else explained Godwin's Law. twitter.com/...
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Jan 31, 2017

you work in the same building as Mo for like a week

@nzle you work in the same building as Mo for like a week
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Jan 31, 2017

This is a good memo. https://twitter.com/stribs/status/82658...

This is a good memo. twitter.com/...
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Jan 31, 2017

The 2020 campaign has started. https://twitter.com/derekwill...

The 2020 campaign has started. twitter.com/...
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Jan 31, 2017

every time I think I've learned the limits, blammo

@waldojaquith every time I think I've learned the limits, blammo
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Jan 31, 2017

I am in awe at the native grossness of 5 year olds

@waldojaquith I am in awe at the native grossness of 5 year olds
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Jan 31, 2017

all boats rise together Laurie

@seldo all boats rise together Laurie
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