Ftrain, by Paul Ford

July 2016

Jul 29, 2016

I think I just won Minecraft https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

I think I just won Minecraft twitter.com/...
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Jul 28, 2016

We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night...

We accidentally sched'd tonight's event on the last night of the DNC. We'll do our best to move quickly, so people can get home for HRC!
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Jul 27, 2016

i'm lucky i turned my hobby into a full-time job

@knowtheory @PJVogt i'm lucky i turned my hobby into a full-time job
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Jul 27, 2016

it sort of pulled into the little empty mergey triangle...

@theodoreross it sort of pulled into the little empty mergey triangle space but wasn't blocking anyone
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Jul 27, 2016

everyone was doing their part

@jordne everyone was doing their part
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Jul 27, 2016

jesus christ f lee bailey calm down (there were like fifty...

@theodoreross jesus christ f lee bailey calm down (there were like fifty buses/cars behind us)
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Jul 27, 2016

Hi Paul I'm a production facilitator for PNBS Network News...

Hi Paul I'm a production facilitator for PNBS Network News can I use this footage for no payment on a segment on dadbods?
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Jul 27, 2016

A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus...

A cop asked us to push a broken schoolbus up the Gowanus Expwy onramp. It was dads with bad backs so we took turns. twitter.com/...
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Jul 26, 2016

he has a spreadsheet though!

@shabbychef he has a spreadsheet though!
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Jul 26, 2016

check out this real business guy doing real business in the...

check out this real business guy doing real business in the real industry of finance bloomberg.com/...
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Jul 25, 2016

In the clearing stands Barbara Boxer

In the clearing stands Barbara Boxer
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Jul 25, 2016

Scarborough's Unfair

Scarborough's Unfair
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Jul 25, 2016

For Hillary, Wherever I May Find Her

For Hillary, Wherever I May Find Her
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Jul 25, 2016

I know it's like going to a party at the city library

@laura_june I know it's like going to a party at the city library
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Jul 25, 2016

this is a remarkable acronym

@postvacuous this is a remarkable acronym
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Jul 25, 2016

I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide.

I appreciate the overall Democratic National Branding Guide.
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Jul 25, 2016

While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the...

While lighting crashes around us it's time to revisit the seminal song Lightning Crashes by Live, from York, PA m.youtube.com/...
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Jul 25, 2016

I LOVE to complain about Twitter but I love the live...

@sanarao I LOVE to complain about Twitter but I love the live convention experience. It's a great product.
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Jul 25, 2016

Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an...

Sometimes it takes me a full year or more to form an opinion on something and nothing bad has happened in result. twitter.com/...
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Jul 25, 2016

they're gonna grow 'em in a lab, probably

@djacobs they're gonna grow 'em in a lab, probably
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Jul 25, 2016

oh not really! it's just sort of...wild to see Verizon...

@djacobs oh not really! it's just sort of...wild to see Verizon become this oddly-shaped skyscraper-sized platypus
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Jul 24, 2016

these scenes feel so huge but they're tiny—size of a...

@mariabustillos these scenes feel so huge but they're tiny—size of a medium-sized college faculty
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Jul 24, 2016

i just learned Daryl Hall's SACRED SONGS was supposed to be...

@mariabustillos i just learned Daryl Hall's SACRED SONGS was supposed to be part of a trilogy with Robert Fripp's Exposure and PG #2/Scratch
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Jul 24, 2016

that one is special to me because they are struggling, not...

@mariabustillos that one is special to me because they are struggling, not yet able to show off.
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Jul 24, 2016

Lamb really holds up, esp the first two sides. It's kind of...

@mariabustillos Lamb really holds up, esp the first two sides. It's kind of a miracle.
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Jul 24, 2016

apparently there are stickers for those who've been...

@whaleandpetunia apparently there are stickers for those who've been blocked, ah LIFE
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Jul 24, 2016

it's just the GREATEST!!!!! But I crazy for The Chamber of...

@mariabustillos it's just the GREATEST!!!!! But I crazy for The Chamber of 32 Doors.
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Jul 24, 2016

i keep telling everyone i'm part of the problem but no one...

@michelledean i keep telling everyone i'm part of the problem but no one believes me
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Jul 24, 2016

wow tweetstorms are great you don't have to listen to...

wow tweetstorms are great you don't have to listen to ANYBODY
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Jul 24, 2016

what I'm doing is bad enough without involving Canada

@MattRosoff what I'm doing is bad enough without involving Canada
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Jul 24, 2016

some of us don't follow time's rules

@bnwlfsn some of us don't follow time's rules
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Jul 24, 2016

this is not yet over doleful moo of a cow

@bnwlfsn this is not yet over doleful moo of a cow
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Jul 24, 2016

same except i've got roughly the same amt tweets from...

@leahfinnegan same except i've got roughly the same amt tweets from Silicon Valley VCs as black academic feminists which is...effective
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Jul 24, 2016

i checked my twitter feed ten times while reading that...

@leahfinnegan i checked my twitter feed ten times while reading that screenshot
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Jul 24, 2016

whoa that tweet just triggered the part of my brain in...

@susannahkirby whoa that tweet just triggered the part of my brain in which "life in a northern town" is lodged
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Jul 24, 2016

genesis is bigger than irony

@whitneymcn genesis is bigger than irony
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Jul 24, 2016

thats what I like about you

@LorenDavie thats what I like about you
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Jul 24, 2016

Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who...

Hold still because I'm going to lay it out for people who don't understand that Genesis was an essential band for two full decades. 1/7,567
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Jul 24, 2016

thank you. I'm going to listen to Duke right now.

@Radiobites @Awl @laura_june thank you. I'm going to listen to Duke right now.
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Jul 24, 2016

throwing it all away? Good song.

@laura_june @Awl throwing it all away? Good song.
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Jul 24, 2016

Genesis was good. Three sides live was good. Lamb was good....

@laura_june @Awl Genesis was good. Three sides live was good. Lamb was good. Invisible Touch: good. Duke? Good. ...There were three? Good.
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Jul 24, 2016

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggfhhhhhggjcfhhjnhjkkyfdnkjjjjjjjn...

@chrismohney arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggfhhhhhggjcfhhjnhjkkyfdnkjjjjjjjnhhhh
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Jul 24, 2016

thanks for your call we'll get back to you as soon as...

@theodoreross thanks for your call we'll get back to you as soon as possible
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Jul 24, 2016

Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon?...

Reading my son's Star Wars book. Is this guy canon? twitter.com/...
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Jul 24, 2016

My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling...

My dog is in the basement playing Elder Scrolls yelling about the superiority of wolf culture. I think he's into the Bark Enlightenment.
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Jul 24, 2016

oh nothin just senate stuff

@davidgura oh nothin just senate stuff
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Jul 23, 2016

it's just the one they use for the Style section but with a...

@jacqui it's just the one they use for the Style section but with a faux-leather binding
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Jul 22, 2016

just gotta let that one burn

@mattcutts just gotta let that one burn
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Jul 22, 2016

Verizon loves all feelings of positive brand engagement

@robynkanner Verizon loves all feelings of positive brand engagement
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Jul 22, 2016

WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog...

WeWork evicted a startup after it published a negative blog post about the co-working space — Quartz qz.com/...
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Jul 22, 2016

Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon.

Tumblr, brought to you by Verizon.
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Jul 22, 2016

This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at...

This is actually not a terrible job/role in a media org at all but the writeup is ridiculous. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2016

my children's brains just turned to vapor

@jcsalterego my children's brains just turned to vapor
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Jul 22, 2016

Hahahaha you're the best to update it this goes into the...

@jcsalterego Hahahaha you're the best to update it this goes into the photo album
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Jul 22, 2016

blue hippo lives in a blue hippo house in Manhattan with a...

@nzle blue hippo lives in a blue hippo house in Manhattan with a boy named Kamen and drives a cool car
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Jul 22, 2016

no this is blue hippo barbecue is a bear

@nzle no this is blue hippo barbecue is a bear
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Jul 22, 2016

My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules. I...

My son tried to sneak this guy to camp. Against rules. I don't carry a bag. I was the man on the train w/blue hippo. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2016

We need hearings. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/7566107...

We need hearings. twitter.com/...
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Jul 22, 2016

of course we're a dancing wu li masters household

@stampepk of course we're a dancing wu li masters household
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Jul 22, 2016

I was busy I had to get my kids from socialist summer space...

@stampepk I was busy I had to get my kids from socialist summer space camp
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Jul 21, 2016

ivanka be alone

ivanka be alone
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Jul 21, 2016

I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration.

I wonder if Trump will come to Hillary's inauguration.
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Jul 21, 2016

This speech is gilding the lobby.

This speech is gilding the lobby.
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Jul 21, 2016

I mean they are sort of comforting in their totally...

@michelledean I mean they are sort of comforting in their totally predictable incompetence
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Jul 21, 2016

Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real...

Joe Buck is an interesting narrator a story of NYC real estate.
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Jul 21, 2016

that said I know what Democrats smell like too

@michelledean that said I know what Democrats smell like too
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Jul 21, 2016

Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three...

Everyone in the auditorium probably needs to digest three days of steak.
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Jul 21, 2016

This singularity is exhausting.

This singularity is exhausting.
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Jul 21, 2016

Cool story bro.

Cool story bro.
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Jul 21, 2016

Wow he's just another dipshit.

Wow he's just another dipshit.
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Jul 21, 2016

Why does Peter Thiel sound like Brick Tamland

Why does Peter Thiel sound like Brick Tamland
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Jul 21, 2016

Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff...

Priebus's face is like a weird mix of Jimmy Fallon, Jeff Bezos, and Tom Hanks depending on angle. He's a lenticular.
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Jul 21, 2016

That live chat is going about how you'd expect....

That live chat is going about how you'd expect. twitter.com/...
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Jul 21, 2016

Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork.

Peter Thiel will call for America to have a hard fork.
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Jul 21, 2016

oh yeah I can always tell a fellow WSU grad

@doki_pen @jennschiffer oh yeah I can always tell a fellow WSU grad
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Jul 21, 2016

this is like getting a ph d in learning to drive the big...

@doki_pen @jennschiffer this is like getting a ph d in learning to drive the big rigs
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Jul 21, 2016

what shitty university gave you that useless degree

@doki_pen @jennschiffer what shitty university gave you that useless degree
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Jul 21, 2016

it costs about $20 million to remove one and then another...

@patbits it costs about $20 million to remove one and then another one takes its place
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Jul 21, 2016

not all men http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/21/opinion/campai...

not all men nytimes.com/...
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Jul 21, 2016

just spitballin' here, trying to find a solution that works...

@amazingmikeyc @chris_emerson just spitballin' here, trying to find a solution that works for everyone
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Jul 21, 2016

Mike, consider: you could print that out hang it on the...

@amazingmikeyc @chris_emerson Mike, consider: you could print that out hang it on the wall, and not have to write tweets like this any more
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Jul 20, 2016

I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer...

I'm going to show you something very special that has fewer than 2,000 views. youtube.com/...
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Jul 20, 2016

America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to...

America means to me that one day every kid can grow up to have their own foundation.
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Jul 20, 2016

heheh I built the first website for feed for orbit books...

@avram heheh I built the first website for feed for orbit books with my friend al
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Jul 20, 2016

God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers...

God after the halting shitty delivery of the prior speakers this minister is extraordinary.
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Jul 20, 2016

I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the...

@michelledean I'm losing my mind. I'm going to turn it off and do the dishes.
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Jul 20, 2016

The circus was...America.

The circus was...America.
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Jul 20, 2016

no no go ahead

@kevboh no no go ahead
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Jul 20, 2016

Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a...

Why are all the speeches delivered like everyone is on a 30-person conference call?
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Jul 20, 2016

You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk...

You know, running America is a lot like shitty high-risk real estate deals.
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Jul 20, 2016

If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of...

If Trump is elected this man will be named Secretary of Comping Drinks.
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Jul 20, 2016

Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak...

Why has their never been a zombie movie where the outbreak starts at a political convention?
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Jul 20, 2016

As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher...

As you get older you are supposed to lose the higher frequencies but it turns out I can hear dog whistles just fine.
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Jul 20, 2016

Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and...

Let's see if we can make a connection between “respect” and BLM. Come on we can—THERE IT IS.
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Jul 20, 2016

They scramped

They scramped
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Jul 20, 2016

“My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the...

“My kids know me by my most important name, Bzelchior the Gromdutator.”
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Jul 20, 2016

I'd consider it but...low

@bn2b I'd consider it but...low
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Jul 20, 2016

it would be an insane number, because it's actually worth a...

@bn2b it would be an insane number, because it's actually worth a lot of $$ in professional value/lead gen/etc
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Jul 20, 2016

Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value...

Will getting verified increase or decrease the resale value of my account?
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Jul 20, 2016

sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant...

sorry this was sexist i said congressman but meant congressbot twitter.com/...
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Jul 20, 2016

cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064...

cool selfie of congressman XR-59 with the 2064 congressional #capitolhill interns twitter.com/...
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Jul 20, 2016

“18 years, sigh” — @hilella https://medium.com/@hilella/why-...

“18 years, sigh” — @hilella @hilella/why-everyone-at-our-start-up-knows-everyone-elses-salary-23fa3441dc4c#.pojol2foc" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@hilella/why-everyone-at-our-start-up-knows-everyone-elses-salary-23fa3441dc4c#.pojol2foc
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Jul 20, 2016

whoa i've never seen it! i will look for it.

@rebeccablood whoa i've never seen it! i will look for it.
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Jul 20, 2016

DON'T GO ANYWHERE PLEASE I really liked Alana's thoughts on...

@WeAreMel DON'T GO ANYWHERE PLEASE I really liked Alana's thoughts on sandals it answered questions I didn't know i had
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Jul 20, 2016

(I really like https://features.wearemel.com/ and I hope...

(I really like features.wearemel.com and I hope Unilever doesn't kill it but expands it to be the magazine of Axe, Hellman's, and ICBINB.)
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Jul 20, 2016

Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of...

Congratulations to @Unilever on its acquisition of @WeAreMel!
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Jul 20, 2016

We're all part of the problem

@patbits We're all part of the problem
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Jul 20, 2016

When you play music on streaming services, you play...

When you play music on streaming services, you play yourself.
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Jul 20, 2016

see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR...

see folks you can hide what you're listening to from YOUR FRIENDS but never from Spotify itself #M28674" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://community.spotify.com/t5/Help-Desktop-Linux-Windows-Web/What-is-the-Private-Session/m-p/136110#M28674
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Jul 20, 2016

it does although i'm guessing that still logs back to...

@taestell @f @Spotify it does although i'm guessing that still logs back to spotify
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Jul 20, 2016

spotify incognito mode https://twitter.com/f/status/75575361...

spotify incognito mode twitter.com/...
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Jul 20, 2016

oh fuck you too Spotify https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/75...

oh fuck you too Spotify twitter.com/...
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Jul 20, 2016

The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for...

The missed engagement/spectacle opportunity here is for Twitter to announce account closures three days before deletion.
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Jul 20, 2016

wait a minute. Did they miss that you are not just any...

@john_overholt wait a minute. Did they miss that you are not just any collections librarian but a SPECIAL collections librarian?
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Jul 19, 2016

ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/stat...

ATTACK SHIPS OFF ORION twitter.com/...
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Jul 19, 2016

San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking...

San Francisco nerds! Postlight pal and public speaking coach @billsmartt is in town Aug 16–28. Learn to talk good: bit.ly/...
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Jul 19, 2016

keep me in the loop

@libovness keep me in the loop
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Jul 19, 2016

man no favs OR retweets

@libovness man no favs OR retweets
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Jul 19, 2016

Jesus Christ brands. https://twitter.com/Digiday/status/7554...

Jesus Christ brands. twitter.com/...
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Jul 19, 2016

this song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yo946aiEA...

this song is good youtube.com/...
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Jul 19, 2016

The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF...

The only thing this week needs is some asshole in SF blogging about the homeless.
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Jul 19, 2016

and they will laugh at her but of course it's her writers

@laura_june and they will laugh at her but of course it's her writers
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Jul 19, 2016

Plagiarism is the least worst thing about that festival of...

Plagiarism is the least worst thing about that festival of hate.
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Jul 19, 2016

I admire the skill on display here....

I admire the skill on display here. twitter.com/...
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Jul 18, 2016

I do not miss this awful ghoul.

I do not miss this awful ghoul.
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Jul 18, 2016

Where is the showbiz we were promised?

Where is the showbiz we were promised?
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Jul 18, 2016

No guys take your time don't leave out any details.

No guys take your time don't leave out any details.
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Jul 18, 2016

i don't like to e-meet things

i don't like to e-meet things
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Jul 18, 2016

I live to put in zingers so I really appreciate this Matt.

@mathowie I live to put in zingers so I really appreciate this Matt.
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Jul 18, 2016

What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last...

What I've learned about doing business in NYC over the last year. medium.com/...
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Jul 18, 2016

That would be...great!

@monkchips That would be...great!
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Jul 18, 2016

The movie is called “The Four Year Term...inator.”

The movie is called “The Four Year Term...inator.”
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Jul 18, 2016

The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New...

The Condé Nast of the 80s created Trump, and now the New Yorker must go back in time and stop it from happening. newyorker.com/...
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Jul 18, 2016

HR is involved. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/7550026...

HR is involved. twitter.com/...
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Jul 17, 2016

For example we are not rationing shoes.

For example we are not rationing shoes.
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Jul 17, 2016

I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio...

I know that 2016 is rough but if you listen to the radio from 1943 it does shift your thinking some: archive.org/...
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Jul 17, 2016

Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National...

Even in the extreme best case for the Republican National Convention it would still be the Republican National Convention.
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Jul 17, 2016

BuzzFeed found its angle. https://twitter.com/timkmak/status...

BuzzFeed found its angle. twitter.com/...
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Jul 16, 2016

Pence bets:

Pence bets:
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Jul 16, 2016

we only record in NYC while we learn. I have your app and...

@nrose @schofeld we only record in NYC while we learn. I have your app and like it!
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Jul 16, 2016

HMMMMMMm I wonder http://www.brgproducts.com/

HMMMMMMm I wonder brgproducts.com
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Jul 16, 2016

told my children to leave the room before they saw this...

@publicroad told my children to leave the room before they saw this tweet
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Jul 16, 2016

I would like to discuss the current state of breadcrumb...

I would like to discuss the current state of breadcrumb navigation/taxonomy in direct-to-consumer e-commerce. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED.
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Jul 16, 2016

That is the exception that proves the rule.

@jeremymeyers That is the exception that proves the rule.
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Jul 16, 2016

“No way America will elect Trump.” [Searches for a new wall...

“No way America will elect Trump.” [Searches for a new wall clock, sees options.] “Trump will be our next president.”
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Jul 16, 2016

I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on...

I'm buying a new wall clock, so I'm getting caught up on America's wall clock options, and I just want to say: America has horrible taste.
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Jul 16, 2016

brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you...

brands have long known that when it comes to consumers you gotta catch 'em all twitter.com/...
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Jul 15, 2016

This is hilarious https://thehairpin.com/the-best-time-i-pre...

This is hilarious thehairpin.com/...
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Jul 15, 2016

I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters....

I'm worried this is viral marketing for Ghostbusters. twitter.com/...
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Jul 15, 2016

What even happen https://twitter.com/jasondhorowitz/status/7...

What even happen twitter.com/...
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Jul 15, 2016

doesn't Stewart have a little budget for airfare?

@mathowie @PostlightAgency doesn't Stewart have a little budget for airfare?
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Jul 15, 2016

Just thinking about savings, like always.

@onthemedia Just thinking about savings, like always.
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Jul 15, 2016

Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet...

Maybe @onthemedia could save labor and make a bot to tweet out the Breaking News Consumer's Handbooks a couple times a day.
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Jul 15, 2016

We know we messed up @katienotopoulos's name in the invite...

We know we messed up @katienotopoulos's name in the invite and it's a now a touch-and-go negotiation
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Jul 15, 2016

Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than...

Hi the next @PostlightAgency event will be different than the others. We're showing weird videos to smart people. meetup.com/...
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Jul 15, 2016

sometimes I look out the window and mo calls me Binghamton

@leahfinnegan sometimes I look out the window and mo calls me Binghamton
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Jul 15, 2016

given the texts you handle at work I seriously hope not

@john_overholt @roseveleth given the texts you handle at work I seriously hope not
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Jul 14, 2016

They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it...

They want to burn our Constitution, so we need to burn it first.
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Jul 14, 2016

I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I...

I'm fiscally cryptoanarchist and socially neoliberal. I believe that gender is a blockchain.
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Jul 14, 2016

It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped....

It's true she's a good rep and I feel repped. twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2016

man dj sundog it can be a lot to follow some days

@DJSundog man dj sundog it can be a lot to follow some days
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Jul 14, 2016

In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused...

In 2016 one open letter is signed by the people that caused the other open letter to be written.
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Jul 14, 2016

impressed by your embrace of native advertising

@leahfinnegan impressed by your embrace of native advertising
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Jul 14, 2016

COMPETITION IS STIFF you still got it finnegan you still...

@leahfinnegan COMPETITION IS STIFF you still got it finnegan you still GOT it
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Jul 14, 2016

the times magazines won't publish them but we could try...

@leahfinnegan the times magazines won't publish them but we could try parade
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Jul 14, 2016

this is why i rarely shift out of ironic mode, because i...

@leahfinnegan this is why i rarely shift out of ironic mode, because i immediately start saying THE WORST THINGS
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Jul 14, 2016

it's like if someone printed our shitty emails, yours and...

@leahfinnegan it's like if someone printed our shitty emails, yours and mine, and attached a bunch of dating profile shots of just you
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Jul 14, 2016

shifting out of ironic mode—it just made no sense. it was a...

@leahfinnegan shifting out of ironic mode—it just made no sense. it was a formless pudding. as a result, the photos feel gross and awkward.
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Jul 14, 2016

sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you...

sometimes the world makes c o n t e n t that's just for you smallwarsjournal.com/...
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Jul 14, 2016

it can't be worse than when he murdered the baboon in order...

@Jo_Livingstone it can't be worse than when he murdered the baboon in order to feel the pleasure of killing a man
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Jul 14, 2016

oh i see now that yes it is

@Jo_Livingstone oh i see now that yes it is
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Jul 14, 2016

is that the man who shot the baboon

@Jo_Livingstone is that the man who shot the baboon
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Jul 14, 2016

i'm always wonderin' stuff https://twitter.com/PostlightAgen...

i'm always wonderin' stuff twitter.com/...
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Jul 14, 2016

When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,”...

When someone says “I really appreciate the risk you took,” they are lying.
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Jul 14, 2016

It's a good day for the brands.

It's a good day for the brands.
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Jul 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753398874010771456/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jul 13, 2016

Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy...

Pokémon thinkpiece conclusion, 2017: “It was their tragedy that, yes—they had to catch 'em all—and failed.” Subject?
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Jul 13, 2016

I found Tetris dreams very soothing

@emilynussbaum I found Tetris dreams very soothing
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Jul 13, 2016

i'm a man jenn i namedrop myself

@jennschiffer i'm a man jenn i namedrop myself
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Jul 13, 2016

Now I'm angry https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/753256279599...

Now I'm angry twitter.com/...
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Jul 13, 2016

here is the future of product management and engineering,...

here is the future of product management and engineering, look and cheer trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 13, 2016

i have unretweeted in the interest of secquirity

@jacqui @roosto @Pocket i have unretweeted in the interest of secquirity
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Jul 12, 2016

this sounds super watchable

@leahfinnegan this sounds super watchable
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Jul 12, 2016

this is an excellent alternate headline

@dreww this is an excellent alternate headline
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Jul 12, 2016

just doing my part

@kiostark just doing my part
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Jul 12, 2016

it's funny because it's not entirely untrue

@robynkanner it's funny because it's not entirely untrue
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Jul 12, 2016

that helps but the real value is still in coozies

@robynkanner that helps but the real value is still in coozies
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Jul 12, 2016

Ulgh brands ruin all the fun https://twitter.com/digiday/sta...

Ulgh brands ruin all the fun twitter.com/...
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Jul 12, 2016

7/7 37. wine/bottle openers, 38. wooden blocks

7/7 37. wine/bottle openers, 38. wooden blocks
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Jul 12, 2016

6/7 31. tattoos, 32. tote bags, 33. umbrellas, 34. usb...

6/7 31. tattoos, 32. tote bags, 33. umbrellas, 34. usb sticks, 35. wallet-size HTTP response code glossaries, 36. waterbottles
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Jul 12, 2016

5/7 24. plastic cups, 25. playing cards, 26. staplers, 27....

5/7 24. plastic cups, 25. playing cards, 26. staplers, 27. stickers, 28. stress balls, 29. sugru, 30. switch pitch color changing balls
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Jul 12, 2016

4/7 17. keychains, 18. lanyards, 19. macbook sleeves, 20....

4/7 17. keychains, 18. lanyards, 19. macbook sleeves, 20. matches, 21. mugs (color changing or otherwise), 22. nail files, 23. pens
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Jul 12, 2016

3/7 9. floaty pens, 10. frisbees, 11. glasses, 12. google...

3/7 9. floaty pens, 10. frisbees, 11. glasses, 12. google cardboard kits, 13. hats, 14. hoodies, 15. hot sauce, 16. keyboard dusters
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Jul 12, 2016

2/7 1. battery packs, 2. blankets, 3. cable clips, 4....

2/7 1. battery packs, 2. blankets, 3. cable clips, 4. computer bags, 5. cubebots, 6. doorstops, 7. enamel pins, 8. flashlight
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Jul 12, 2016

1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to...

1/7 @PostlightAgency is trying to figure out what swag to give our clients/visitors and here is the list that's resulted. Opinions welcome.
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Jul 12, 2016

we watch a lot of videos of factories plus that part of NJ...

@kavbojka we watch a lot of videos of factories plus that part of NJ isn't tooo far
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Jul 12, 2016

i mean...i'm sort of looking forward to showing it to the...

@kavbojka i mean...i'm sort of looking forward to showing it to the kids multiple times THEN visiting
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Jul 12, 2016

Great piece! Also i should have directly credited you in...

@sophiekleeman Great piece! Also i should have directly credited you in that, mea culpa, updated the post.
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Jul 12, 2016

i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go...

i freaking love this video and we are now planning to go visit this enormous model train universe in new jersey somekindofquest.com
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Jul 12, 2016

really great wikipedia page right here...

really great wikipedia page right here en.wikipedia.org/...
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Jul 12, 2016

you'd never believe this but i only spent two minutes on...

you'd never believe this but i only spent two minutes on the art for that post
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Jul 12, 2016

that's actually in metrotech

@DockJaw that's actually in metrotech
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Jul 12, 2016

Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and...

Okay in the podcast we talked about Yahoo's acquihires and so we had to call it MAYER LEMONS trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 12, 2016

“At 200 years old, nothing is short-term. Maintaining...

@anildash “At 200 years old, nothing is short-term. Maintaining knowledge and skills is a basic responsibility to our shareholders.”
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Jul 12, 2016

Well imagine THAT message. “I listened, and we saw how...

@anildash Well imagine THAT message. “I listened, and we saw how little negative impact it would have. We realized we could take this risk.”
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Jul 12, 2016

leah i need your pronouns in your twitter bio if we're...

@Jo_Livingstone @leahfinnegan leah i need your pronouns in your twitter bio if we're gonna do this
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Jul 12, 2016

My business partner is coming down on me for my strong...

My business partner is coming down on me for my strong Chase opinions. “Other executives will read that press release and follow suit.”
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Jul 12, 2016

Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing...

@ellobruce Totally fair question. Mostly because the patronizing press-release tone was also a problem. This is JPMChase, not Etsy.
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Jul 12, 2016

Chase is acting like it's fucking Etsy here, wrestling with...

@theodoreross Chase is acting like it's fucking Etsy here, wrestling with the contradictions of capitalism, and it's JP MORGAN CHASE.
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Jul 12, 2016

Okay so I'm not insane.

@theodoreross Okay so I'm not insane.
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Jul 12, 2016

“Fuck people who work hard and succeed by following the...

@leahfinnegan “Fuck people who work hard and succeed by following the rules. Fuck journalistic ethics. And fuck the critics.” —Bob Dylan
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Jul 12, 2016

I'm genuinely curious what you think, you often walk me...

@theodoreross I'm genuinely curious what you think, you often walk me back from the cliff.
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Jul 12, 2016

WSJ op-ed (aka journalism's ball sack) is the natural home...

WSJ op-ed (aka journalism's ball sack) is the natural home for this, why is it in my paper?
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Jul 12, 2016

It's great that Chase is doing something, since it has a...

It's great that Chase is doing something, since it has a $229.32 billion market cap.
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Jul 12, 2016

This plan boosts employees from $20,300/yr to $24,000/yr....

This plan boosts employees from $20,300/yr to $24,000/yr. Dimon makes $27 million/yr.
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Jul 12, 2016

Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed...

Great to see the Times running native advertising in op-ed nytimes.com/...
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Jul 12, 2016

What is the opposite of “rise and grind?” Set and...

What is the opposite of “rise and grind?” Set and coagulate? Descend and compose?
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Jul 12, 2016

and making up crazy arguments that black people aren't...

@stribs and making up crazy arguments that black people aren't making at all anywhere
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Jul 12, 2016

i thought i was paying attention and now i am paying...

@stribs i thought i was paying attention and now i am paying attention for real and whoa
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Jul 12, 2016

it's functioning as a litmus test for racism, simply by...

@stribs it's functioning as a litmus test for racism, simply by asking for equal rights and self-determination, it's very brilliant
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Jul 12, 2016

this is what blows my mind--as social justice platforms go...

@stribs this is what blows my mind--as social justice platforms go BLM is basically...moderate.
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Jul 11, 2016

you can look RIGHT INTO the gaping maw of capitalism

@textfiles you can look RIGHT INTO the gaping maw of capitalism
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Jul 11, 2016

there's just a very specific tone/range that goes with...

@jason_pontin there's just a very specific tone/range that goes with british politicians, different from all the other voices i've heard
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Jul 11, 2016

British Prime Ministers really sound exactly the way they...

British Prime Ministers really sound exactly the way they look. US political leaders it's a complete grab bag.
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Jul 11, 2016

Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect...

Wow Theresa May's voice sounds EXACTLY as you would expect it to sound.
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Jul 11, 2016

Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC...

Oh god this is about to coincide with Pokemon GO. RIP NYC twitter.com/...
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Jul 11, 2016

wouldn't it just have been a talk rather than an actual...

@_grendan @caseyjohnston wouldn't it just have been a talk rather than an actual feature
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Jul 11, 2016

I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use...

I have never purchased a doorstop in my life and yet I use doorstops every day and I'm not sure where they came from.
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Jul 11, 2016

the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now...

the newsletter is about how writing a newsletter right now today is impossible medium.com/...
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Jul 11, 2016

“I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my...

“I want to vomit up the Lisa Frank stickers I peeled off my desk in second grade and ate...to hide the evidence.” @jencoates/i-am-a-transwoman-i-am-in-the-closet-i-am-not-coming-out-4c2dd1907e42" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@jencoates/i-am-a-transwoman-i-am-in-the-closet-i-am-not-coming-out-4c2dd1907e42
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Jul 11, 2016

The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their...

The proletariat, the Pokemon, feel guilt for failing their masters and joy for providing them with victory. greatgreatgrand.blogspot.com/...
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Jul 10, 2016

“Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of...

“Gannett, which recently initiated a hostile takeover of Tronc, has used Wochit and Wibbitz.” Proud of @jwherrman mobile.nytimes.com/...
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Jul 10, 2016

I'm convinced that Pokemon define a generation way more...

@jimaley I'm convinced that Pokemon define a generation way more than "Millennial" does.
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Jul 10, 2016

Jim I'm with you

@jimaley Jim I'm with you
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Jul 10, 2016

listen to me matt squirtle is bullshit

@redkeg listen to me matt squirtle is bullshit
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Jul 10, 2016

What is this doofy game? How do you win? Why does it want...

What is this doofy game? How do you win? Why does it want me to throw a ball at the slimy pidgey?
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Jul 10, 2016

She died as she lived, surrounded with love and acceptance...

She died as she lived, surrounded with love and acceptance from the people she hated.
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Jul 10, 2016

To the cat's credit they gave her enough sedative for a...

To the cat's credit they gave her enough sedative for a large dog and while immobilized she still growled in pure rage.
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Jul 10, 2016

Anyway everyone is safe and sound and in the tub. Except...

Anyway everyone is safe and sound and in the tub. Except the cat, which is dead.
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Jul 10, 2016

Not in his pants as much as on the ground.

Not in his pants as much as on the ground.
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Jul 10, 2016

My wife had left us at the park. Couldn't go in any stores....

My wife had left us at the park. Couldn't go in any stores. Sister crying too. Just stood and waited as the stain spread.
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Jul 10, 2016

Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and...

Today we took the sick kitty to the vet to be put down, and after, as we pushed back tears, my son had an enormous public diarrhea incident.
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Jul 10, 2016

can you show me 10 or 100x growth in a gun-taking platform?...

@DockJaw @_grendan @anildash can you show me 10 or 100x growth in a gun-taking platform? Otherwise it's a lifestyle business.
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Jul 10, 2016

plus a relentless orthodox solutionism

@anildash @_grendan plus a relentless orthodox solutionism
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Jul 10, 2016

I'm.just a broken man

@toomuchnick I'm.just a broken man
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Jul 10, 2016

I am so not a new journalist in any way

@toomuchnick I am so not a new journalist in any way
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Jul 10, 2016

in preparation for writing the book, Malcolm murdered a...

in preparation for writing the book, Malcolm murdered a journalist
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Jul 10, 2016

in preparation for writing the book, Didion went to...

in preparation for writing the book, Didion went to Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, bought some cigarettes, and slouched around for a while
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Jul 10, 2016

new journalism in a nutshell https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

new journalism in a nutshell twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2016

autonomously organized in a loosely defined space w/a...

@skamille autonomously organized in a loosely defined space w/a shared model for reaching consensus, it's bananas.
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Jul 9, 2016

If you're a content nerd you should swim around this...

If you're a content nerd you should swim around this self-arranging BLM open letter translation effort. It's wild. twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2016

“Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences...

“Eyewitness” is one word and never have the consequences for getting this wrong been more severe. twitter.com/...
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Jul 9, 2016

I...don't know. Probably?

@TeecycleTim I...don't know. Probably?
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Jul 9, 2016

yeah it'd be fun for a year or two

@samfbiddle yeah it'd be fun for a year or two
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Jul 9, 2016

Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship...

Photos from a day in the life of an IT guy on a cruise ship imgur.com/...
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Jul 9, 2016

If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag...

If you're just getting to know Roger Ailes, this NYMag story from 2014 will make your skin crawl. nymag.com/...
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Jul 9, 2016

the cat plays country and western guitar

the cat plays country and western guitar
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Jul 9, 2016

Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this...

Have any of you seen this Sheriff Callie kids' show this thing is a complete freaking nightmare.
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Jul 8, 2016

I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today...

I didn't change the subject line on the newsletter today when it went out via email. I'm aware of the situation and appreciate your concern.
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Jul 8, 2016

What a horrible morning. You just think of all the...

What a horrible morning. You just think of all the destroyed families.
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Jul 7, 2016

It was actually on the subject, but it just was wrong for...

@ginatrapani It was actually on the subject, but it just was wrong for it to come from a company. We can/should act in other ways.
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Jul 7, 2016

People keep asking us to listen, which is fair under the...

@soypunk People keep asking us to listen, which is fair under the circumstances. So I think it's just that. What haven't we been hearing?
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Jul 7, 2016

I did find myself thinking a lot about "calling in black,"...

I did find myself thinking a lot about "calling in black," and it was good to read this piece. @ericajoy/processing-e8bc638aae1a#.9ohpv81gm" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@ericajoy/processing-e8bc638aae1a#.9ohpv81gm
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Jul 7, 2016

I kicked in $100 which is too little too late. I have other...

I kicked in $100 which is too little too late. I have other thoughts but if anything today has shown me it's that I need to listen more.
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Jul 7, 2016

Holy shit is this platform respectful. I thought: If Occupy...

Holy shit is this platform respectful. I thought: If Occupy had finalized its demands they might look like this.
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Jul 7, 2016

(Rich also guided me and suggested I step back.)

(Rich also guided me and suggested I step back.)
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Jul 7, 2016

In the end I decided that I could go read...

In the end I decided that I could go read blacklivesmatter.com/... I realized I'd seen the hashtag, never read the platform.
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Jul 7, 2016

I spent a lot of time writing a newsletter post for my...

I spent a lot of time writing a newsletter post for my company today feeling pretty hopeless but making content felt wrong.
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Jul 7, 2016

Everything a company does in public is at some level...

Everything a company does in public is at some level marketing and it's rough to see big companies finding their “solidarity voice” today.
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Jul 7, 2016

ted who are you talking to

@theodoreross ted who are you talking to
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Jul 7, 2016

I usually have some idea of what to say but this latest...

@patbits I usually have some idea of what to say but this latest sequence I just have no fucking idea. Just #blacklivesmatter, all I got.
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Jul 7, 2016

I'm really sorry. It's horrible.

@patbits I'm really sorry. It's horrible.
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Jul 6, 2016

quantcast can't be part of the political discourse Ben I...

@bendwilliams quantcast can't be part of the political discourse Ben I can't handle it
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Jul 6, 2016

It's unfair to call someone a fascist just because of their...

It's unfair to call someone a fascist just because of their behavior, also engagement is yielding an attractive three minute average site vi
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Jul 6, 2016

No no my dad in law isn't really a Jew baiter lunatic also...

No no my dad in law isn't really a Jew baiter lunatic also traffic is doinnnnnn fine
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Jul 6, 2016

I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in...

I love how this drops the Observer's web traffic stats in the middle observer.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

exactly. Without it we would cease to be able to buy other...

@FurbleScout exactly. Without it we would cease to be able to buy other horse related items!
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Jul 6, 2016

If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend...

If Verizon buys Yahoo and merges it with Aol it'll extend September at least 200 more years.
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Jul 6, 2016

I've done things too.

I've done things too.
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Jul 6, 2016

I want to be clear that I am not criticizing anyone...

I want to be clear that I am not criticizing anyone involved with this. You did what had to be done.
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Jul 6, 2016

You know looking back this banner ad may be the most...

You know looking back this banner ad may be the most perfect and pure piece of total horseshit I've ever seen. twitter.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

Younger people may not remember 2013 but this tweet shows...

Younger people may not remember 2013 but this tweet shows what it was like twitter.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

Years from now people will ask, how did they live without...

Years from now people will ask, how did they live without content? By "ask" I mean they will signal chemically with a stream of pheremoji.
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Jul 6, 2016

The content era is is starting everyone hold on...

The content era is is starting everyone hold on twitter.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started...

My water that comes out of the front of the fridge started to work again spontaneously and I am not ruling out divine intervention.
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Jul 6, 2016

Michael's a cool person https://twitter.com/michaelbshane/st...

Michael's a cool person twitter.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

wow that is stressful

@_nalini_ wow that is stressful
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Jul 6, 2016

All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets.

All this ham sandwich stuff has led to a lot of sub tweets.
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Jul 6, 2016

you wouldn't have these problems if you successfully...

@skamille you wouldn't have these problems if you successfully applied agile
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Jul 6, 2016

I don't understand why if people want a service that lets...

@fascinated I don't understand why if people want a service that lets underage children deliver cigarettes to their house the government sho
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Jul 6, 2016

(which is a hoax but I totally fell for it and it's...

@zeynep (which is a hoax but I totally fell for it and it's actually not that insane!)
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Jul 6, 2016

Apparently in Dubai they just air it with commercials?...

@zeynep Apparently in Dubai they just air it with commercials? Easier than fighting piracy. (AND THEN...THIS telegraph.co.uk/...
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Jul 6, 2016

Can I see? I won't understand but I'm curious.

@zeynep Can I see? I won't understand but I'm curious.
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Jul 6, 2016

I mean it makes perfect sense. My stupid little models of...

@zeynep I mean it makes perfect sense. My stupid little models of how distribution works are completely useless in the face of reality.
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Jul 6, 2016

Since I started this company I'm continually overwhelmed by...

@zeynep Since I started this company I'm continually overwhelmed by how global-by-default EVERYTHING is. I'm a provincial suddenly in Davos.
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Jul 6, 2016

That high-speed global production workflow is very...

@zeynep That high-speed global production workflow is very difficult to achieve inside legacy media organizations!
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Jul 6, 2016

View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of...

View from Lebanon: Because of low-latency piracy, Game of Thrones is a global media event—more like a soccer game.
trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jul 6, 2016

“Relevance is the currency of the digital age.” I have such...

@ezyjules “Relevance is the currency of the digital age.” I have such a perverse love for documents like these. The editing involved!
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Jul 6, 2016

Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the...

Yammer beer pong is like Facebook beer pong without the beer.
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Jul 5, 2016

irish family pictures are much the same except half the men...

@elizabethminkel irish family pictures are much the same except half the men can barely stand up
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Jul 5, 2016

i mean they're all in there, fey jimmy, captain anthony,...

@elizabethminkel i mean they're all in there, fey jimmy, captain anthony, princessa, lieutenant anthony, mamma, angry jimmy, carlo, and pops
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Jul 5, 2016

i just figured you were like 100% hogwarts or something

@elizabethminkel i just figured you were like 100% hogwarts or something
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Jul 5, 2016

do you know how to access your voice mail

@rustyk5 do you know how to access your voice mail
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Jul 5, 2016

Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty...

Still no word if they got a lotta automatic booty applications and a CPU maxed out sensation twitter.com/...
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Jul 5, 2016

I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are...

I get so sad when PR people write and their emails are listed as Lastname, Firstname.
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Jul 5, 2016

goth casual fridays http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-3479701...

goth casual fridays bbc.com/...
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Jul 5, 2016

(1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's...

(1) new portishead; (2) tribute to jo cox; (3) cover abba's SOS; (4) everyone has been ripping off portishead youtube.com/...
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Jul 5, 2016

i think some of the NYC contingent may swing by postlight...

@harrisj @18F i think some of the NYC contingent may swing by postlight for a visit too! god i have nothing to talk about right now.
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Jul 5, 2016

On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to...

On our podcast we learned that @fimoculous once had to re-enact the burning of his apartment on national TV medium.com/...
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Jul 5, 2016

long mornin over here kev dog

@kevdog long mornin over here kev dog
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Jul 5, 2016

double feature with starship troopers would be perfection

@lifewinning double feature with starship troopers would be perfection
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Jul 5, 2016

I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other...

I wonder if priests ever go, "I love you man" to each other and follow it up with "no ecce."
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Jul 5, 2016

Yet if not me, then who?

Yet if not me, then who?
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Jul 5, 2016

The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it...

The central irony of my life is that I can't deny that it looks more fun to be in Coldplay than to say shitty things online about Coldplay.
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Jul 5, 2016

it does and then the op-ed science strawperson is dropped...

@caseyjohnston it does and then the op-ed science strawperson is dropped in ex machina to make sure this is tacked to faculty corkboards
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Jul 5, 2016

hi did you know that Garth from Wayne and Garth is based on...

@wickedchicken @phyllisstein hi did you know that Garth from Wayne and Garth is based on the main video toaster engineer bye
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Jul 5, 2016

I love a good Liberal Arts faculty meeting but they rarely...

I love a good Liberal Arts faculty meeting but they rarely get to the source of the cholera.
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Jul 5, 2016

I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need...

I love the humanities but why the hell does everyone need to go in for this horrible argument nyti.ms/...
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Jul 5, 2016

Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into...

Man if you could figure out how to turn child sobs into electricity the first day of day camp could power the eastern seaboard.
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Jul 5, 2016

i skipped around but that dude from IBM sure knew how to...

@rsnous i skipped around but that dude from IBM sure knew how to sell the LIVING CRAP out of OS/2.
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Jul 4, 2016

Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like...

Everyone clean their place and read a challenging book like they were planning to on Friday?
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Jul 4, 2016

I try hard to keep them safe but I know that one day they...

@leahfinnegan I try hard to keep them safe but I know that one day they will experiment with Styles
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Jul 4, 2016

when I tuck my kids in at night I tell them, never let the...

@leahfinnegan when I tuck my kids in at night I tell them, never let the Times in, never answer their call
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Jul 4, 2016

erased several minutes ago

@leahfinnegan erased several minutes ago
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Jul 4, 2016

maybe Trump can write a special note for the readers of...

@espiers @MeredithCorp maybe Trump can write a special note for the readers of Siempre Mujer or Ser Padres
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Jul 4, 2016

god so many of their titles are specifically aimed at...

@espiers @MeredithCorp god so many of their titles are specifically aimed at latinos too, this is an insane public stand to take for that co
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Jul 4, 2016

just regular ol' searches in the *.mil domains

@bravebriankim just regular ol' searches in the *.mil domains
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Jul 4, 2016

Also this (it's Afghanistan from the PPT title)....

Also this (it's Afghanistan from the PPT title). twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i...

here's a picture from a military powerpoint that i downloaded tonight, no caption or explanation, chill dudes hangin twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

reminds me a lot of this guy https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

@patbits reminds me a lot of this guy twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &) brutal—a shy MSFT...

This NT vs OS/2 video is (long &) brutal—a shy MSFT nerd followed by a skilled IBM pitchman youtube.com/... twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

wow this is BRUTAL, the NT guy is this poor puppy dog with...

@rsnous wow this is BRUTAL, the NT guy is this poor puppy dog with terrible slides and the OS/2 guy is an absolute master salesman
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Jul 4, 2016

ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAojx2...

@rsnous ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh youtube.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

vox is just a game with one verb, EXPLAIN

@rustyk5 @waxpancake vox is just a game with one verb, EXPLAIN
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Jul 4, 2016

I always felt that these two communities had more to say to...

@waxpancake I always felt that these two communities had more to say to each other about navigation in particular, because oh you're joking
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Jul 4, 2016

I mean readers can figure it out from there

@mattbuchanan I mean readers can figure it out from there
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Jul 4, 2016

Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena https://twitter.com/johncena/st...

Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhn Ceeeeeeena twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

King George has cut off colonial trade with other...

King George has cut off colonial trade with other countries, according to a document.
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Jul 4, 2016

"A report" (later down they mention source)...

"A report" (later down they mention source) twitter.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

you really did it

@rsnous you really did it
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Jul 4, 2016

I'm going to vote for the entity that invokes the minimal...

I'm going to vote for the entity that invokes the minimal amount of brain-shrieking and body horror. I basically vote anti-eldritch.
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Jul 4, 2016

If it's one, it's always the other! That's why God made...

@biggeidea If it's one, it's always the other! That's why God made comments sections.
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Jul 4, 2016

You go to listen to their side and there are sides within...

You go to listen to their side and there are sides within sides and you're reading abt [1] Arab–Israeli war of 1948 [2] millennialism.
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Jul 4, 2016

as a fellow parent with a VERY similar place i can identify...

@skamille as a fellow parent with a VERY similar place i can identify about twelve DIFFERENT dreams I've had. Good luck on yours!
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Jul 4, 2016

How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my...

How can I listen to both sides when just listening to my own side is a nightmare? I mean, I can barely tolerate MY OWN opinions.
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Jul 4, 2016

Brooklyn has poor impulse control

@merveille Brooklyn has poor impulse control
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Jul 4, 2016

Please kill me please kill me please kill me...

Please kill me please kill me please kill me open.spotify.com/...
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Jul 4, 2016

Are there any songs about monster trucks asking for a son

Are there any songs about monster trucks asking for a son
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Jul 4, 2016

you know who's solving that problem? Facebook! [checks...

@marcprecipice @djacobs you know who's solving that problem? Facebook! [checks apple watch RSS feed] actually scratch that
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Jul 4, 2016

i mean they ship their legacy media taxonomy (which I still...

@djacobs @marcprecipice @NYTNow @nytimes i mean they ship their legacy media taxonomy (which I still love and find useful)
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Jul 4, 2016

right well then your communication becomes performative and...

@wslack @harrisj @riordan right well then your communication becomes performative and you're taking convs offline. is tricky.
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Jul 4, 2016

everything is discoverable is a good principle in business...

@harrisj @riordan everything is discoverable is a good principle in business too
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Jul 4, 2016

i mean imagine if the FDA would publish its slack logs...

@harrisj @riordan i mean imagine if the FDA would publish its slack logs because then we could see how laws AND sausages are made
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Jul 4, 2016

i mean actually just pubbing the slack logs starting at...

@harrisj @riordan i mean actually just pubbing the slack logs starting at some pt would be the more baller move
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Jul 4, 2016

oh my god changing anything is fing exhausting

@riordan @harrisj oh my god changing anything is fing exhausting
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Jul 4, 2016

no jacob i need simple stories that enrage me

@harrisj @riordan no jacob i need simple stories that enrage me
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Jul 4, 2016

I just realized going to spend July 4 with strep watching a...

I just realized going to spend July 4 with strep watching a house committee video on digital services oversight
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Jul 4, 2016

I love that these opaque private cos that won't answer...

I love that these opaque private cos that won't answer journalist emails are dinging 18F on transparency. Maybe they don't use GitHub.
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Jul 4, 2016

I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks...

I am on antibiotics and got confused when the pre-fireworks went off at 2am and thought someone was on our 4th fl balcony tapping the glass.
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Jul 3, 2016

I mean people should do what makes them happy.

@mariabustillos I mean people should do what makes them happy.
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Jul 2, 2016

FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/st...

FREEDOM PORCH IS A GO twitter.com/...
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Jul 2, 2016

Hasn't anyone even SEEN The Eighth Almond? Movie is amazing.

Hasn't anyone even SEEN The Eighth Almond? Movie is amazing.
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Jul 2, 2016

guys come on if obama eats an eighth almond that's the...

guys come on if obama eats an eighth almond that's the secret signal that invokes omega protocol
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Jul 2, 2016

got more feedback and questions from codenewbies than just...

@ginatrapani got more feedback and questions from codenewbies than just about anything. get ready!
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Jul 2, 2016

I get to sleep and mo took kids to the park this is a...

@textfiles I get to sleep and mo took kids to the park this is a vacation
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Jul 2, 2016

i have a cold

i have a cold
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Jul 2, 2016

okay wait what if twitter made you keep your ratio high and...

okay wait what if twitter made you keep your ratio high and banned you if you didn't seed
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Jul 2, 2016

it's great and sensible when you have it, but bad and risky...

@RachelFersh @jrobertlennon it's great and sensible when you have it, but bad and risky when other people have it
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Jul 2, 2016

it's the right size for your apartment too

@leahfinnegan @amazon it's the right size for your apartment too
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Jul 2, 2016

These aren't as much fun any more....

These aren't as much fun any more. twitter.com/...
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Jul 2, 2016

Finally an interesting faculty meeting....

Finally an interesting faculty meeting. twitter.com/...
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Jul 2, 2016

its first act was to brutally murder meerkat

@patbits its first act was to brutally murder meerkat
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Jul 2, 2016

it's a very good point we should be thinking about building...

@patbits it's a very good point we should be thinking about building people up and giving them more power
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Jul 2, 2016

I love this project. https://twitter.com/webrecorder_io/stat...

I love this project. twitter.com/...
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Jul 2, 2016

huh. Noted. So much app discussion is about addiction and...

@patbits huh. Noted. So much app discussion is about addiction and compulsion.
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Jul 2, 2016

dad jokes are a way to stare into the void and go, not yet,...

@laura_june @joshuatopolsky dad jokes are a way to stare into the void and go, not yet, void. I still have tweets.
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Jul 1, 2016

Inbox 0, Ennui 1

Inbox 0, Ennui 1
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Jul 1, 2016

looks like you could use some ... MUDDY PUDDLES

@hondanhon looks like you could use some ... MUDDY PUDDLES
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Jul 1, 2016

is this image even funny any more given the future of...

@hondanhon is this image even funny any more given the future of European meat exports twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2016

I mean I guess we have to take her word for it. If we don't...

I mean I guess we have to take her word for it. If we don't we will go to jail.
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Jul 1, 2016

“I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said...

“I don’t react well when my honesty is questioned,” said judge who jailed reporter who requested records. myajc.com/...
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Jul 1, 2016

i always read it and it never fails to lift my spirits

@leahfinnegan i always read it and it never fails to lift my spirits
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Jul 1, 2016

can everybody just chill out https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

can everybody just chill out twitter.com/...
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Jul 1, 2016

i'm figuring you're going to still be annotating, new's...

@newsgenius i'm figuring you're going to still be annotating, new's genius
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Jul 1, 2016

just eatin not dogs and drinkin diet coke

@newsgenius just eatin not dogs and drinkin diet coke
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Jul 1, 2016

Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy...

Here's an essential video to help you have a happy, healthy 4th of July. Stay safe, America! youtube.com/...
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Jul 1, 2016

https://medium.com/@bobbie/you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homel...

@bobbie/you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homeless-once-23d361fbae86#.4tcam44uv" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@bobbie/you-wouldnt-guess-but-i-was-homeless-once-23d361fbae86#.4tcam44uv
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Jul 1, 2016

are you saying that when it comes to sandwiches you've got...

@rustyk5 @emckean are you saying that when it comes to sandwiches you've got to eat both sides
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Jul 1, 2016

haha all will be forgiven when it's time to figure out some...

@jennschiffer @BrendanEich haha all will be forgiven when it's time to figure out some horrible emoji encoding system for 8-bit IoT devices
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Jul 1, 2016

what HBO is to some people is what that will be to me

@jennschiffer @BrendanEich what HBO is to some people is what that will be to me
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Jul 1, 2016

Jenn I can't wait to subscribe to the mailing list of...

@jennschiffer @BrendanEich Jenn I can't wait to subscribe to the mailing list of whatever standards committee you will inevitably be part of
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Jun 30, 2016

I'm so sorry

@reppep I'm so sorry
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Jun 30, 2016

I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up...

I retract What Is Code, there is no code, I made up JavaScript to meet my deadline.
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Jun 30, 2016

Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies.

Holy shit Frank Sinatra actually just had bad allergies.
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Jun 30, 2016

Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as...

Prediction: Donald Trump will name Insane Clown Posse as his vice-presidential running mate.
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