Ftrain, by Paul Ford

June 2016

Jun 30, 2016

it's from stock music somewhere I'll have to look it up

@jd_lewin @PostlightAgency it's from stock music somewhere I'll have to look it up
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Jun 30, 2016

Which is almost like I'm describing Bitcoin. [Go silent.]

@bn2b Which is almost like I'm describing Bitcoin. [Go silent.]
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Jun 30, 2016

We're not there yet but honestly young people coming up are...

@bn2b We're not there yet but honestly young people coming up are so smart I expect that it'll be a golden age of key-based diplomacy soon.
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Jun 30, 2016

But when we find it, we know it will be key shaped,...

@bn2b But when we find it, we know it will be key shaped, probably made of brass, and above all, it'll open all the doors.
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Jun 30, 2016

You're looking for the key to diplomacy, and that's EXACTLY...

@bn2b You're looking for the key to diplomacy, and that's EXACTLY what people SHOULD be looking for. Does anyone have it? No.
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Jun 30, 2016

See, Andrew, this is a very interesting tweet—I love the...

@bn2b See, Andrew, this is a very interesting tweet—I love the way you show enthusiasm but also really get the heart of something important.
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Jun 30, 2016

i love the art on this https://twitter.com/svaixd/status/748...

i love the art on this twitter.com/...
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Jun 30, 2016

you can join the conversation in utah by calling 1 800 826...

you can join the conversation in utah by calling 1 800 826 1495
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Jun 30, 2016

i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now...

i'm going to be on public radio access utah starting now for an hour if you're in logan, ogden, slc, wasatch county, etc.
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Jun 30, 2016

you go to eat your dogfood but there is no dogfood and you...

you go to eat your dogfood but there is no dogfood and you look down and there are hands not paws
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Jun 30, 2016

oh god we have to fall back to skype

oh god we have to fall back to skype
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Jun 30, 2016

google calendar is down and i hope they do a post mortem...

google calendar is down and i hope they do a post mortem and explain what happened and then i realized THEY CAN'T EVEN SCHEDULE THE MEETING
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Jun 30, 2016

still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now....

@kirschsubjudice still hanging in there--we are trying a cortisone shot now. Day at a time. Don't want her to suffer, tho.
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Jun 30, 2016

Offworlders

@droob Offworlders
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Jun 30, 2016

I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up...

I know that Trump is bad, but this culture needs to wake up and remember men with $7 million in assets and 6,000 tentacles instead of arms.
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Jun 30, 2016

This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of...

This guy thinks Trump is running against Oberlin class of 2019 washingtonpost.com/...
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Jun 29, 2016

yeah it prob is, but I actually read it that way at first

@sonyaellenmann yeah it prob is, but I actually read it that way at first
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Jun 29, 2016

slight edit, our company not my company

slight edit, our company not my company
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Jun 29, 2016

but in the middle we talk about thorny issues of cultural...

@seldo @skamille but in the middle we talk about thorny issues of cultural intent in systems design
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Jun 29, 2016

My kids are so into this rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...

My kids are so into this rn twitter.com/...
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Jun 29, 2016

like its verrrrry interesting on ninety levels

@skamille like its verrrrry interesting on ninety levels
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Jun 29, 2016

okay this is like we need to get coffee and just talk this...

@skamille okay this is like we need to get coffee and just talk this one through maybe kellan too
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Jun 29, 2016

That's all. Everything takes a long time but if my company...

That's all. Everything takes a long time but if my company looks like the rest of the tech industry in say 2018 I will have failed. Tx.
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Jun 29, 2016

I think about the problems in our industry all the freaking...

I think about the problems in our industry all the freaking time and have a personal goal to make Postlight a deeply inclusive place.
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Jun 29, 2016

Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters.

Youth is wasted on the singer-songwriters.
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Jun 29, 2016

That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad...

That said I love how it's covered as a media story. Bad days for publishing! As opposed to Company Enforces Massive Nöosphere Changes.
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Jun 29, 2016

somehow they always fizzle out on their own

@robynkanner somehow they always fizzle out on their own
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Jun 29, 2016

I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news...

I admire Facebook for reducing the amount of 3rd-party news in feeds. It's more important for users to hate their families than the world.
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Jun 29, 2016

that's extremely high praise and we can only disappoint you...

@howells @richziade that's extremely high praise and we can only disappoint you from here but THANK YOU
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Jun 29, 2016

they need lifevests

@patbits they need lifevests
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Jun 29, 2016

That nice video of Lake Freeviagra4u? I loved that.

@bn2b That nice video of Lake Freeviagra4u? I loved that.
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Jun 29, 2016

Huh! In general it's a good time for a series of posts on...

@Jo_Livingstone @drunkenbee Huh! In general it's a good time for a series of posts on How Experts Use Systems and the Systems They Use.
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Jun 29, 2016

Sure, if I can find people who want to write and explain...

@drunkenbee @Jo_Livingstone Sure, if I can find people who want to write and explain them. We could call it Stacks Overflow.
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Jun 29, 2016

We changed the newsletter up today and published...

We changed the newsletter up today and published @Jo_Livingstone's brief guide to beautiful medieval archives medium.com/...
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Jun 29, 2016

story of the internet right there

@kzwa story of the internet right there
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Jun 29, 2016

jack i don't want to make this worse

@jackrusher jack i don't want to make this worse
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Jun 29, 2016

Every single element on this page clearly indicates that...

Every single element on this page clearly indicates that you should not read this. And yet many did. KNOW THE SIGNS. twitter.com/...
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Jun 29, 2016

oh thank God I was worried it was social media marketing of...

@ed_saber oh thank God I was worried it was social media marketing of some sort.
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Jun 29, 2016

well I'm sure Scheme will compile to WebAssembly, so...any...

@jackrusher well I'm sure Scheme will compile to WebAssembly, so...any day now!
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Jun 29, 2016

what in the Lord IS that

@ed_saber what in the Lord IS that
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Jun 29, 2016

Oh yeah that's the stuff https://eager.io/blog/the-languages...

Oh yeah that's the stuff eager.io/...
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Jun 28, 2016

This looks shopped https://twitter.com/ambermac/status/74786...

This looks shopped twitter.com/...
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Jun 28, 2016

jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right...

@tomskee @CodyBrown jeesh hope you put the dot after the FQDN in the right place in the web interface for the registrar!
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Jun 28, 2016

absolutely harper you're right and i'd like to confirm...

@harper @jenniferdaniel absolutely harper you're right and i'd like to confirm that, but i just need to run it through the proper channels
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Jun 28, 2016

ALSO ANYWAY CONGRATULATIONS but you brought this on...

@harper @jenniferdaniel ALSO ANYWAY CONGRATULATIONS but you brought this on yourself with that poll i was excited
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Jun 28, 2016

“How are you feeling today?” “Great question! Let me check...

@harper @jenniferdaniel “How are you feeling today?” “Great question! Let me check with PR and get back to you.”
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Jun 28, 2016

enjoy talking to her now before she takes the two-day...

@harper @jenniferdaniel enjoy talking to her now before she takes the two-day “appropriate social media communication” course in bldg 44
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Jun 28, 2016

you should have moved to nyc

@jenniferdaniel you should have moved to nyc
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Jun 28, 2016

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...

@jenniferdaniel BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Jun 28, 2016

this is appropriate brand communication news genius thank...

@newsgenius @laura_june @Chipotle this is appropriate brand communication news genius thank you
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Jun 28, 2016

you seem fixed on this point

@phooky you seem fixed on this point
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Jun 28, 2016

so many opportunities to make partner!

@walkley so many opportunities to make partner!
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Jun 28, 2016

all is utterly fine gently nagging you is my job

@walkley all is utterly fine gently nagging you is my job
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Jun 28, 2016

feelin' good on release day eh mike and good for you!

@mbostock feelin' good on release day eh mike and good for you!
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Jun 28, 2016

oh yes, you are the sweetest plum right now. "first,...

@walkley oh yes, you are the sweetest plum right now. "first, George, put aside a brexit emergency strategy fund. second, give it to us."
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Jun 28, 2016

because that laugh was so creepy i thought it would be...

@twelvetones because that laugh was so creepy i thought it would be funny but now i'm covered in BUGS
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Jun 28, 2016

he's laughing because someone told him he's a hypocrite for...

@raganwald he's laughing because someone told him he's a hypocrite for owning an offshore construction firm
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Jun 28, 2016

also can you imagine how happy booz allen and mckinsey are...

also can you imagine how happy booz allen and mckinsey are with the brexit this is like three years of christmas for consulting
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Jun 28, 2016

i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and...

i made this infinite looping gif and i keep watching it and getting angrier twitter.com/...
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Jun 28, 2016

a lot of my retweet content is @patbits just shouting him...

a lot of my retweet content is @patbits just shouting him out for his excellent work curating twitter dot com
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Jun 28, 2016

ullllllllllllgh https://twitter.com/Tyrangiel/status/7478140...

ullllllllllllgh twitter.com/...
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Jun 28, 2016

I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz.

I wonder if Johnny ever came around on jazz.
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Jun 28, 2016

Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares...

Once Northern Ireland secedes and Scotland declares independence the UK needs a new name and I would like to suggest Brexico.
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Jun 28, 2016

prosperworks zero

prosperworks zero
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Jun 28, 2016

that's the tweet or link okay, but when that's the title we...

@anildash @fivetonsflax that's the tweet or link okay, but when that's the title we all go home
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Jun 28, 2016

if you retitled your purple rain essay Prince Was a Master...

@fivetonsflax @anildash if you retitled your purple rain essay Prince Was a Master Craftsman and added FIVE LESSONS to it 100k more people
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Jun 28, 2016

I like all the different auth methods and the way that...

@liza I like all the different auth methods and the way that everyone has opinions about the right way it keeps me young
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Jun 28, 2016

rss is/was ... I was there. But compared to parsing email...

@DockJaw @rustyk5 @kellan @harper @harrisj rss is/was ... I was there. But compared to parsing email it is a model of spec clarity.
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Jun 28, 2016

I miss rss a lot especially because it provided a light...

@kellan @harper I miss rss a lot especially because it provided a light read-only mode for services that now insist on API integration
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Jun 28, 2016

that means you are following the plan!

@kiddigit that means you are following the plan!
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Jun 28, 2016

fuck that for real. Work obsessively in confusion until...

@kiddigit fuck that for real. Work obsessively in confusion until things make sense, then help and hire others.
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Jun 28, 2016

it's only fair

@patbits it's only fair
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Jun 28, 2016

The faces of the contestants as they are sent home, their...

The faces of the contestants as they are sent home, their beards quivering as they try to decide if crying shows vulnerability or weakness.
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Jun 28, 2016

The discussions throughout the season would basically...

The discussions throughout the season would basically obliterate Twitter. We would be cowering by the end.
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Jun 28, 2016

I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is...

I'm really worried that somewhere a production company is planning a reality TV series called The Wokest Bae.
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Jun 28, 2016

I mean but I was writing copy for baby products and...

@kiddigit I mean but I was writing copy for baby products and slinging HTML through my 20s it's work!
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Jun 28, 2016

here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook...

here's yer podcast it's a discussion about the way facebook mutes video it's called THE SILENCE OF THE CAMS soundcloud.com/...
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Jun 28, 2016

Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast...

Rich and I discussed Facebook's muted video on the podcast “Podcast #19: The Silence of the Cams” trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jun 28, 2016

ulgh sorry babe. The kids are eating toast.

@maureenflaherty ulgh sorry babe. The kids are eating toast.
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Jun 28, 2016

I dunno! The research will be interesting. But...executing...

@allisonacs I dunno! The research will be interesting. But...executing at that scale, wow!
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Jun 27, 2016

I'm proud of the work I do and the relief I bring to people...

@bn2b I'm proud of the work I do and the relief I bring to people on twitter.com
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Jun 27, 2016

i'm known to them

@droob i'm known to them
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Jun 27, 2016

let me know what you want in your coffee.

@redkeg let me know what you want in your coffee.
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Jun 27, 2016

we can meet with HR in the morning, like usual.

@redkeg we can meet with HR in the morning, like usual.
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Jun 27, 2016

don't say that to my hands

@redkeg don't say that to my hands
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Jun 27, 2016

I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder...

I'm FINE with this bird's testimony being used in a murder case as long as he takes a pollygraph test. twitter.com/...
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Jun 27, 2016

i'm an artist

@dankois i'm an artist
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Jun 27, 2016

Sorry “don't fucking shoot.”

@ftrain Sorry “don't fucking shoot.”
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Jun 27, 2016

They're making a movie about this it's called JUST CAWS.

They're making a movie about this it's called JUST CAWS.
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Jun 27, 2016

Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot!”)...

Parrot may testify in murder case (“Don't shoot!”) theguardian.com/...
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Jun 27, 2016

and they love it and they love to yell PIXIE DUST and it...

@downdb @skamille and they love it and they love to yell PIXIE DUST and it makes them so happy. I am the monster
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Jun 27, 2016

Just imagine these screamed between sobs for five straight...

Just imagine these screamed between sobs for five straight minutes.
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Jun 27, 2016

Beeboo the Big Blue Bee Beeventures

Beeboo the Big Blue Bee Beeventures
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Jun 27, 2016

so real

@essl so real
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Jun 27, 2016

Squee Squee McGee and the Lizard Lips Scream-a-poos, for...

Squee Squee McGee and the Lizard Lips Scream-a-poos, for example.
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Jun 27, 2016

If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as...

If you make a kids' TV show make the name as annoying as possible so that children screaming it repeatedly forces parents to cave.
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Jun 27, 2016

Jake and the Neverland Pirates has made me question whether...

@skamille Jake and the Neverland Pirates has made me question whether I am ready to be a father.
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Jun 27, 2016

Suki Kim is an investigative reporter!...

Suki Kim is an investigative reporter! newrepublic.com/...
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Jun 27, 2016

hahahhahhafsfdggad god that would be a NIGHTMARE

@Tulletilsynet hahahhahhafsfdggad god that would be a NIGHTMARE
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Jun 27, 2016

the system is totally functional

@knowtheory the system is totally functional
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Jun 27, 2016

oh wow xpress tags a nightmare

@eaton oh wow xpress tags a nightmare
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Jun 27, 2016

i've put python into an intimate relationship with...

i've put python into an intimate relationship with powerpoint and written hundreds of lines about it
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Jun 27, 2016

do you know how many times i've jammed two pieces of...

do you know how many times i've jammed two pieces of software together and put them in a relationship that their creators never intended
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Jun 27, 2016

people are all “ewww shipping means something different...

people are all “ewww shipping means something different than ‘shipping software’” and i'm here to say no it doesn't
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Jun 27, 2016

it's still so good, it deserves an award

@joeljohnson it's still so good, it deserves an award
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Jun 27, 2016

today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I...

today in the newsletter I wrote about risks-digest, which I love medium.com/...
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Jun 27, 2016

frankly i can't hold the invitation open forever

@leahfinnegan frankly i can't hold the invitation open forever
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Jun 27, 2016

leah how are you ever going to join the patriarchy with...

@leahfinnegan leah how are you ever going to join the patriarchy with that attitude
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Jun 27, 2016

i can't mentor a brand leah, only a human.

@leahfinnegan i can't mentor a brand leah, only a human.
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Jun 27, 2016

needs more chewed-on small plastic toys

@jenniferdaniel needs more chewed-on small plastic toys
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Jun 27, 2016

i want to understand how memory full produces that output....

@harrisj @tripofmice @internetarchive i want to understand how memory full produces that output. i'm trying to figure it out and stymied.
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Jun 27, 2016

I love how it's an OFFENDING COMMAND and then it keeps...

@tripofmice @internetarchive I love how it's an OFFENDING COMMAND and then it keeps printing. Not an error. It's just very offended.
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Jun 27, 2016

Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets...

Proposal: Twitter Classic™ is a new product that only lets you complain about food, weather, and bad customer service.
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Jun 27, 2016

No no Patrick this is totally normal on Twitter Classic...

@patbits No no Patrick this is totally normal on Twitter Classic (TM).
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Jun 27, 2016

my coffee is weak af today what's up with THAT?

@patbits my coffee is weak af today what's up with THAT?
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Jun 27, 2016

wow this tweet brings me back to when twitter wasn't...

@patbits wow this tweet brings me back to when twitter wasn't completely batshit all the time
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Jun 27, 2016

to be fair my daughter is this way about how her bread is...

@skamille to be fair my daughter is this way about how her bread is sliced and half the time it works
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Jun 27, 2016

It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging...

It's Monday morning and brands will need to start engaging with the Brexit. Don't blame them. They are just brands.
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Jun 27, 2016

“We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against...

“We’re just children grabbing shit and throwing it against the wall.” twitter.com/...
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Jun 26, 2016

Americans are animals

@kranzky Americans are animals
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Jun 26, 2016

their actions have consequences

@jenniferdaniel their actions have consequences
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Jun 26, 2016

I read the books but it was a LOT of rape and menus.

I read the books but it was a LOT of rape and menus.
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Jun 26, 2016

Don't get me wrong I love wizard shit. I genuinely enjoy...

Don't get me wrong I love wizard shit. I genuinely enjoy watching all these people lose their minds over something I don't comprehend.
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Jun 26, 2016

I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch...

I don't have the cable and it's pretty amazing to watch countless people collectively enter a fairy tale kingdom created by a man in a vest.
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Jun 26, 2016

hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLXOjNzT-IM

hmmmm youtube.com/...
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Jun 26, 2016

this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called...

this game was called SAVE THE WHALES but I would of called it QUIT YER BLUBBERIN' twitter.com/...
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Jun 26, 2016

Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration...

Guys if you're writing about LaCroix's market penetration might I suggest the headline “The Seltzer Bubble,” you're welcome.
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Jun 26, 2016

even if it doesn't change the world it's still worth doing....

@billymeltdown @NewRepublic even if it doesn't change the world it's still worth doing. progress takes forever.
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Jun 26, 2016

there's nothing technologically impossible, it's just...

@billymeltdown @NewRepublic there's nothing technologically impossible, it's just always SUPER HARD to get things to users
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Jun 26, 2016

i mean i just de-facto love all shit like this and can't...

@billymeltdown @NewRepublic i mean i just de-facto love all shit like this and can't wait to see it running on $1 gumstick linux machines
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Jun 26, 2016

I got this cat off a listserv two full webs ago.

I got this cat off a listserv two full webs ago.
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Jun 26, 2016

Anyway, thanks for your kind thoughts. The cat has no clue...

Anyway, thanks for your kind thoughts. The cat has no clue what's up. Three days of feline diarrhea and sad parental sighs to go.
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Jun 26, 2016

This cat would wake you at 2am, get into bed, demand...

This cat would wake you at 2am, get into bed, demand petting, scratch your face, and run away. It was like living with a drunk art student.
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Jun 26, 2016

She bit the living shit out of the vet today.

She bit the living shit out of the vet today.
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Jun 26, 2016

Everyone including the twins is like, Well the OTHER cat is...

Everyone including the twins is like, Well the OTHER cat is okay, right?
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Jun 26, 2016

It's made more complicated by the fact that this is an...

It's made more complicated by the fact that this is an incredibly shitty cat.
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Jun 26, 2016

“Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is...

“Kitty will probably die at the doctor's on Wednesday,” is something we got to tell the four-year-old twins today. They had questions!
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Jun 26, 2016

there are airplanes flying seltzer banners at the Rockaways...

@leahfinnegan there are airplanes flying seltzer banners at the Rockaways seltzer has never been stronger 💦🗽💪
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Jun 26, 2016

even worse, peso isn't really spanish

@livlab even worse, peso isn't really spanish
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Jun 26, 2016

jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me...

jesus BBC just say you don't want to go out with me twitter.com/...
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Jun 25, 2016

It's sort of insane there's no Microsoft movie given that...

It's sort of insane there's no Microsoft movie given that David Koechner could play Steve Ballmer.
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Jun 25, 2016

the one where he does all the demos

@kiplet the one where he does all the demos
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Jun 25, 2016

it's not for us. You end up wanting to see a movie about...

@zeynep it's not for us. You end up wanting to see a movie about Joanna Stern, and for Jobs to just please god be quiet.
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Jun 25, 2016

After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never...

After six months of relentless slog, figuring I would never be done, I finally finished watching the Steve Jobs movie.
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Jun 25, 2016

Dropbox gave itself this panda https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

@CodyBrown Dropbox gave itself this panda twitter.com/...
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Jun 25, 2016

i'm afraid to click https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/746687...

i'm afraid to click twitter.com/...
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Jun 25, 2016

I mean, it'll be great to hear from you.

@Bitchinville I mean, it'll be great to hear from you.
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Jun 25, 2016

I remember the moment my grandparents started updating...

@ChuckBaggett @trevolafoam I remember the moment my grandparents started updating their address book in pencil.
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Jun 25, 2016

Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a...

Being in your 40s involves a lot of, “Haven't talked in a while but heard about your terrible thing.” “Thanks—your thing sounded bad, too.”
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Jun 24, 2016

I mean god I hope so

@marklotto I mean god I hope so
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Jun 24, 2016

no no that's how you USE netflix

@marklotto no no that's how you USE netflix
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Jun 24, 2016

no it's sarcasm—this is horrible, access to affordable...

@scissorkim @OurBKSocial no it's sarcasm—this is horrible, access to affordable housing is a nightmare in our city
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Jun 24, 2016

daaaaaaaad http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/man-secretly-runs-h...

daaaaaaaad adweek.com/...
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Jun 24, 2016

GUYS WE DID IT https://twitter.com/OurBKSocial/status/746458...

GUYS WE DID IT twitter.com/...
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Jun 24, 2016

Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for...

Please someone, anyone, share the real lesson of today for we are parched for lack of your moist, wise tweets.
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Jun 24, 2016

barnes and noble will serve alcohol...

barnes and noble will serve alcohol bloomberg.com/...
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Jun 24, 2016

the problem is that the perfect term for this role is THE...

@john_overholt the problem is that the perfect term for this role is THE BOOKKEEPER but it's been taken
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Jun 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/746288228119023616/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 24, 2016

Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on...

Oof. Sometimes I worry that the history book chapter on this decade will be called “The Coming Storm.” But there won't be any books.
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Jun 23, 2016

I mean it was ten years ago countries move on

@mkTippett I mean it was ten years ago countries move on
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Jun 23, 2016

i feel that the thick of it prepared me for this day in the...

i feel that the thick of it prepared me for this day in the same way the wire made me an expert on urban policing
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Jun 23, 2016

America is ready for the Texit.

America is ready for the Texit.
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Jun 23, 2016

ALL isn't an acronym it just means "all people"

ALL isn't an acronym it just means "all people"
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Jun 23, 2016

Important to say: We are doing our best to have an...

Important to say: We are doing our best to have an inclusive hiring approach that welcomes LGBT folks/PoC/women/ALL. twitter.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

recappers who signed on for one Kardashian and now can't...

@caseyjohnston recappers who signed on for one Kardashian and now can't get out of the contract
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Jun 23, 2016

you're giving me this nightmare where critics are...

@caseyjohnston you're giving me this nightmare where critics are contractually obligated to cover shows as long as they exist
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Jun 23, 2016

no they always commercialize and centralize it it's like...

@hondanhon no they always commercialize and centralize it it's like killing hitler
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Jun 23, 2016

oh they know

@seldo oh they know
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Jun 23, 2016

Which reminds me to schedule a camping trip this summer.

Which reminds me to schedule a camping trip this summer.
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Jun 23, 2016

Everything's okay. False alarm, reality is still here....

Everything's okay. False alarm, reality is still here. Halfway through the tunnel Spotify switched to The Wings by Gustavo Santaolalla.
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Jun 23, 2016

No seriously we are entering the tunnel now if you don't...

No seriously we are entering the tunnel now if you don't see any more tweets I'm inside a dream in a dream in 4d space tell my kids that I l
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Jun 23, 2016

Listening to the Interstellar soundtrack on the bus makes...

Listening to the Interstellar soundtrack on the bus makes me feel like when we get out the battery tunnel Brooklyn will just be a huge cube
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Jun 23, 2016

but also please no more unicorn jokes about your aunt's...

@codinghorror @textfiles but also please no more unicorn jokes about your aunt's forehead growrh
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Jun 23, 2016

I want you guys to succeed. On your terms. And whatever it...

@codinghorror @textfiles I want you guys to succeed. On your terms. And whatever it takes, even if I don't understand, I am there for you.
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Jun 23, 2016

all of these are like in-jokes i've missed for years

@cardhouse all of these are like in-jokes i've missed for years
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Jun 23, 2016

Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good...

Sure, @theodoreross is a terrible person. He's also a good writer and media critic. jezebel.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

Small teams are critical—and need to be empowered to push...

@JasonPunyon @codinghorror Small teams are critical—and need to be empowered to push back on scope with clients in order to cut ship risk.
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Jun 23, 2016

have we discussed RTL-SDR?

@bn2b have we discussed RTL-SDR?
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Jun 23, 2016

I try hard to delegate, and believe that product quality...

@codinghorror I try hard to delegate, and believe that product quality comes from engineering, design, and product working together!
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Jun 23, 2016

"How would YOU define irony Mr. Ford" "Well Wayne Booth in...

"How would YOU define irony Mr. Ford" "Well Wayne Booth in his Rhetoric of Irony wrote that unstable irony is—" "Just ANSWER the QUESTION."
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Jun 23, 2016

i never want to have to tell a jury why i'm funny

i never want to have to tell a jury why i'm funny
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Jun 23, 2016

i have to erase a lot more tweets now that i'm a manager

i have to erase a lot more tweets now that i'm a manager
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Jun 23, 2016

oh leah i listen to it ALL THE TIME also the Interstellar...

@leahfinnegan oh leah i listen to it ALL THE TIME also the Interstellar soundtrack i'm a human toilet
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Jun 23, 2016

awwwwww that's just great

@bhikku awwwwww that's just great
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Jun 23, 2016

totally let's do it

@livlab totally let's do it
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Jun 23, 2016

wow tim that was PERFECT

@herdingbats wow tim that was PERFECT
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Jun 23, 2016

Right, the conceit is clever which means that for a certain...

@azygroth Right, the conceit is clever which means that for a certain temperament it's going to just be too interesting.
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Jun 23, 2016

THOSE ARE JUST THE "B"s

THOSE ARE JUST THE "B"s
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Jun 23, 2016

This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out...

This web page proves that the British NSA is entirely out of control. nationalsheep.org.uk/...
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Jun 23, 2016

Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite...

Today in the company newsletter I rounded up my favorite MP3 sources that help you fall asleep: trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

we DO serve ribs

@anildash we DO serve ribs
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Jun 23, 2016

wow that's a bold concept for our restaurant

@anildash wow that's a bold concept for our restaurant
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Jun 23, 2016

one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and...

one fell down and gave a screech/mama called the doctor and the doctor preached/give that baby fox a tasty peach twitter.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

they know how valuable email addresses are and also that no...

they know how valuable email addresses are and also that no one has more than one email inbox
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Jun 23, 2016

one thing google figured out with mail is that there is...

one thing google figured out with mail is that there is never any circumstance where someone would need to copy and paste an email address
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Jun 23, 2016

what is this book this book looks AWESOME

@jackrusher what is this book this book looks AWESOME
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Jun 23, 2016

google is starting to do Mayo Clinic infoboxes for common...

@maureenflaherty @ginatrapani google is starting to do Mayo Clinic infoboxes for common medical queries, right in search results
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Jun 23, 2016

(you used to be able to get open data about companies,...

(you used to be able to get open data about companies, since the data was crowd-created; too valuable to stay open, I guess)
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Jun 23, 2016

bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets...

bummed to go to crunchbase and try to download data sets and be constantly rerouted to about.crunchbase.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

i need to start knitting

@510home i need to start knitting
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Jun 23, 2016

I mean who knows? I'm just going to listen to Lemonade and...

I mean who knows? I'm just going to listen to Lemonade and get on with my day.
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Jun 23, 2016

I'm no historian but it seems like there's...

I'm no historian but it seems like there's some...originating sin that defined America? Something we did that caused centuries of fear?
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Jun 23, 2016

The tricky thing with national shames is that when you try...

The tricky thing with national shames is that when you try to list and rank them they all seem weirdly connected.
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Jun 23, 2016

I think both lists are useful and interesting

@esouthard I think both lists are useful and interesting
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Jun 23, 2016

Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky.

Has anyone ranked national shames? It's surprisingly tricky.
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Jun 23, 2016

I'm kidding folks, a little media humor, but more seriously...

I'm kidding folks, a little media humor, but more seriously our prison system is a form of apartheid and perhaps our greatest national shame
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Jun 23, 2016

okay a 40000 word annotation

@leahfinnegan okay a 40000 word annotation
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Jun 23, 2016

Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about...

Someone needs to write a 40,000 word trend piece about single story issues. twitter.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

Georgia seems cool https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status...

Georgia seems cool twitter.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

snowflakes in hell https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/statu...

snowflakes in hell twitter.com/...
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Jun 23, 2016

depends on format. sometimes just using mhonarc to convert...

@osulop depends on format. sometimes just using mhonarc to convert then indexing that. if in mbox, mutt + mairix.
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Jun 23, 2016

I mean I can't be! It's just an observation. Someone else...

@GillBranstetter I mean I can't be! It's just an observation. Someone else must have noticed.
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Jun 22, 2016

that's actually in the constitution they have to do that

@leahfinnegan that's actually in the constitution they have to do that
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Jun 22, 2016

This is making me want to listen to shortwave radio and...

@soypunk This is making me want to listen to shortwave radio and start a zine.
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Jun 22, 2016

i know—i also love it and love c-span for just existing

@bluechoochoo i know—i also love it and love c-span for just existing
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Jun 22, 2016

i love america until people start calling in to c-span

i love america until people start calling in to c-span
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Jun 22, 2016

The official Twitter style guide is called Drunk &...

The official Twitter style guide is called Drunk & Right: The Elements of Bile
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Jun 22, 2016

Lady: "I wish there were some book that helped me write...

Lady: "I wish there were some book that helped me write native ads" cut to: TRONC & WHITE THE ELEMENTS OF SMILE
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Jun 22, 2016

Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette...

Gotta break some eggs to make that ARPU omelette twitter.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This...

Apps you don't open get sad and die of loneliness. This message brought to you by brands.
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Jun 22, 2016

This is both really smart AND solid trolling...

This is both really smart AND solid trolling @loorinm/coding-is-over-6d653abe8da8#.nyuwxwdpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@loorinm/coding-is-over-6d653abe8da8#.nyuwxwdpg
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Jun 22, 2016

Poor David Duchovny https://twitter.com/sai/status/74575622...

Poor David Duchovny twitter.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

but it's a web page on the internet

@ntabebe but it's a web page on the internet
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Jun 22, 2016

hehehe give it time give it time

@misuba hehehe give it time give it time
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Jun 22, 2016

no one reads, it's fine!

@misuba no one reads, it's fine!
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Jun 22, 2016

welllll...i mean...i don't think that?

@misuba welllll...i mean...i don't think that?
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Jun 22, 2016

this is a fantastic thread https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/...

this is a fantastic thread twitter.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization...

i wrote this a while ago before the big decentralization conference which i'm bummed i missed newrepublic.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

I immediately imagined it but we were all playing synth

@robynkanner I immediately imagined it but we were all playing synth
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Jun 22, 2016

f/m/tronc

f/m/tronc
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Jun 22, 2016

but you learn so much from those! I have a soft spot for...

@KristyT @ChappellTracker but you learn so much from those! I have a soft spot for animated gif HR elements of yesteryear
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Jun 22, 2016

that sounds like a terrible breeding experiment

@johnshankman that sounds like a terrible breeding experiment
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Jun 22, 2016

like writers! It would be so instructive to make people in...

@KristyT like writers! It would be so instructive to make people in our fields critique something they did 5yr ago
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Jun 22, 2016

looks good to me

@KristyT looks good to me
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Jun 22, 2016

lgtm--What makes you go yikes?

@KristyT lgtm--What makes you go yikes?
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Jun 22, 2016

i mean if they served you fish sticks at nobu and were like...

@tomhanlon @arthegall @VaynerMedia i mean if they served you fish sticks at nobu and were like oh man bad supply chain...
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Jun 22, 2016

unless it's your brand and your party and you specialize in...

@tomhanlon @arthegall @VaynerMedia unless it's your brand and your party and you specialize in communicating brand values though social?
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Jun 22, 2016

outsourcing https://twitter.com/tomhanlon/status/74558908564...

outsourcing twitter.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

Cannes looks fun. https://twitter.com/cindygallop/status/745...

Cannes looks fun. twitter.com/...
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Jun 22, 2016

"I miss my beard tailor." https://twitter.com/digiday/status...

"I miss my beard tailor." twitter.com/...
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Jun 21, 2016

i love it so much

@DockJaw i love it so much
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Jun 21, 2016

this is one of the best amy faces so far...

this is one of the best amy faces so far twitter.com/...
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Jun 21, 2016

still like this video a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

still like this video a lot youtube.com/...
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Jun 21, 2016

we should probably call hr

@redkeg @droob we should probably call hr
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Jun 21, 2016

it was a metaphor about the media but I decided it would be...

@redkeg @droob it was a metaphor about the media but I decided it would be in bad taste
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Jun 21, 2016

because I tweeted it this morning!

@redkeg @droob because I tweeted it this morning!
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Jun 21, 2016

the guy has lots of different colors of balloons if you...

@droob @joshmillard the guy has lots of different colors of balloons if you check his profile
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Jun 21, 2016

the thing is it's just serendipity that both are inflatable

@joshmillard @droob the thing is it's just serendipity that both are inflatable
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Jun 21, 2016

I mean let's be clear this obviously worked out great

@droob @joshmillard I mean let's be clear this obviously worked out great
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Jun 21, 2016

and the response POSITIVELY LOVECRAFTIAN made perfect sense!

@droob @joshmillard and the response POSITIVELY LOVECRAFTIAN made perfect sense!
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Jun 21, 2016

I actually DID post this this morning but then erased it

@joshmillard @droob I actually DID post this this morning but then erased it
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Jun 21, 2016

don't reward him for this matt

@redkeg @rustyk5 don't reward him for this matt
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Jun 21, 2016

I'm so sleepy

@awltech I'm so sleepy
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Jun 21, 2016

Ramadan Mubarak! https://twitter.com/tintinnytins/status/438...

Ramadan Mubarak! twitter.com/...
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Jun 21, 2016

you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then...

you want to hear a podcast like you never heard before then listen to @richziade and me interview @page88 RIGHT NOW soundcloud.com/...
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Jun 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/745079655401656320/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 20, 2016

mo is going to get this game now

@jenniferdaniel mo is going to get this game now
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Jun 20, 2016

it's my little imperfections that help the user see me as...

@anildash it's my little imperfections that help the user see me as human
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Jun 20, 2016

they'll call it shitcoin https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5...

they'll call it shitcoin twitter.com/...
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Jun 20, 2016

i don't really have any other ways to communicate

@libovness i don't really have any other ways to communicate
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Jun 20, 2016

You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain.

You know what always beats the blockchain? The jockchain.
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Jun 20, 2016

semantic web discourse. Other stuff too. I'll newsletter it...

@libovness semantic web discourse. Other stuff too. I'll newsletter it soon.
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Jun 20, 2016

just instinct. Wherever there are bots receiving investment...

@libovness just instinct. Wherever there are bots receiving investment intelligent agents that compile things are soon to follow
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Jun 20, 2016

I'm calling it now: bot discourse will give way to agent...

@libovness I'm calling it now: bot discourse will give way to agent discourse by October
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Jun 20, 2016

Who will drive the bumper cars https://twitter.com/sultanalq...

Who will drive the bumper cars twitter.com/...
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Jun 20, 2016

brb growing a beard

@textfiles brb growing a beard
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Jun 20, 2016

say that to my face at this artisanal mayonnaise store

@textfiles say that to my face at this artisanal mayonnaise store
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Jun 20, 2016

hmm http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/03/magazine/what-happened...

hmm nytimes.com/...
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Jun 19, 2016

all whitespace should be criminalized

all whitespace should be criminalized
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Jun 19, 2016

python is the ultimate programming language for learning...

python is the ultimate programming language for learning about unicode
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Jun 19, 2016

i mean gen's right what people look for in economics is...

@gen @felixsalmon @JHWeissmann i mean gen's right what people look for in economics is hilarity
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Jun 19, 2016

god at slate even the contracts are contrarian

@felixsalmon god at slate even the contracts are contrarian
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Jun 19, 2016

i have completed my part of the bargain please release my...

i have completed my part of the bargain please release my children twitter.com/...
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Jun 19, 2016

Checkout-counter pretzels will now be made from Ikea...

Checkout-counter pretzels will now be made from Ikea particle board instead of locally sourced particle board.
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Jun 19, 2016

First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super...

First ever Wawa closes down; nearby replacement “Super Wawa” features “selfie station.” philly.com/...
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Jun 19, 2016

let's switch the office to a single BSD box running PINE

@richziade let's switch the office to a single BSD box running PINE
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Jun 19, 2016

the Anil ecosystem is delicately calibrated

@KristyT @om @anildash the Anil ecosystem is delicately calibrated
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Jun 19, 2016

it would be a moonshot but worth it if it could possibly...

@mmcwatters it would be a moonshot but worth it if it could possibly succeed
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Jun 19, 2016

This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted....

This is the PM Dawn eulogy I wanted. twitter.com/...
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Jun 18, 2016

Orthography is not some fucking frolic. Earn your...

Orthography is not some fucking frolic. Earn your punctuation.
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Jun 18, 2016

If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will...

If the name of your band has an exclamation point I will expect you to work twice as hard as other bands.
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Jun 18, 2016

“Pattern” by Paul Ford https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/pa...

“Pattern” by Paul Ford medium.com/...
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Jun 18, 2016

These are amazing https://twitter.com/nsylianteng/status/743...

These are amazing twitter.com/...
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Jun 18, 2016

300 years from now this list is gonna be GOLD

@leahfinnegan 300 years from now this list is gonna be GOLD
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Jun 18, 2016

you forgot to put "Architecture in Helsinki" on this list

@leahfinnegan you forgot to put "Architecture in Helsinki" on this list
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Jun 18, 2016

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@leahfinnegan awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Jun 18, 2016

you win this round

@phooky you win this round
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Jun 18, 2016

I am about to Google this

@phooky I am about to Google this
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Jun 18, 2016

give her this to carry around https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

@sogrady give her this to carry around twitter.com/...
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Jun 18, 2016

like you never hear about economists wearing 5-toed shoes

like you never hear about economists wearing 5-toed shoes
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Jun 18, 2016

i think money nerds may be even nerdier than tech nerds BUT...

i think money nerds may be even nerdier than tech nerds BUT a little cooler because it's money
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Jun 18, 2016

god remember when we thought gigapuddings were HUGE [looks...

god remember when we thought gigapuddings were HUGE [looks out at yellow glutinous horizon] now people take petapuddings for granted
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Jun 18, 2016

you know who was cool af was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E...

you know who was cool af was en.wikipedia.org/...
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Jun 18, 2016

I mean they could be fine now. Not worth finding out.

I mean they could be fine now. Not worth finding out.
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Jun 18, 2016

Seriously play back the times when you though, “I hate...

Seriously play back the times when you though, “I hate myself, but they're so cool!” and there were likely shitty people involved.
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Jun 18, 2016

You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a...

You ever think back on people who were really PERPLEXING a decade or more ago and suddenly realize, “Oh, they were just terrible people!”?
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Jun 17, 2016

i'm locked down with a new gig but appreciate this greatly!

@Erie @mattcutts i'm locked down with a new gig but appreciate this greatly!
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Jun 17, 2016

Gina's okay :). We'll get there. Come visit!

@mattcutts @ginatrapani Gina's okay :). We'll get there. Come visit!
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Jun 17, 2016

it's a wonderful thing, and I watch it grow with a little...

@mattcutts it's a wonderful thing, and I watch it grow with a little bit of jealousy
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Jun 17, 2016

the DC scene around 18F and related enterprises is doing...

@mattcutts the DC scene around 18F and related enterprises is doing great work and a lot of it is coming back into the commons
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Jun 17, 2016

DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

DJ Earworm - Summermash '16 youtube.com/...
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Jun 17, 2016

those were THE BEST

@mmcwatters those were THE BEST
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Jun 16, 2016

it's still here when you need it

@galenwolfepauly it's still here when you need it
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Jun 16, 2016

you got the hedcut though!

@holden you got the hedcut though!
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Jun 16, 2016

“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)...

“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.) buff.ly/...
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Jun 16, 2016

“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.)...

“Early in the episode, Ford begins to pontificate” (Fair.) observer.com/...
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Jun 16, 2016

whoa this is cool https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/74347...

whoa this is cool twitter.com/...
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Jun 16, 2016

i mean...think of every panel you've been on

@IFischi @jlax @bmorrissey i mean...think of every panel you've been on
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Jun 16, 2016

Zoiks http://gizmodo.com/heres-what-happened-to-all-of-maris...

Zoiks gizmodo.com/...
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Jun 15, 2016

this is strong

@soypunk this is strong
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Jun 15, 2016

at night i flap my arms like a bat to work on my vladbod

@soypunk at night i flap my arms like a bat to work on my vladbod
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Jun 15, 2016

oh okay fancy food critic tell me which Kelly Rowland...

@DearDara oh okay fancy food critic tell me which Kelly Rowland Signature Flavor I SHOULD drink then
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Jun 15, 2016

Powerful contender to dethrone Bud Light Lime...

@ftrain Powerful contender to dethrone Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.
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Jun 15, 2016

Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape...

Strong summer night endorsement for Seagram's Escape Jamaican Me Happy lemon/strawberry/guava malt beverage Kelly Rowland Signature Flavor.
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Jun 15, 2016

i wonder how many people who were #nodads are #nowdads

i wonder how many people who were #nodads are #nowdads
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Jun 15, 2016

not gonna lie i feel that i dadded the shit out of this

@510home not gonna lie i feel that i dadded the shit out of this
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Jun 15, 2016

there are sooooooooo many of these this is a gift

@hmason there are sooooooooo many of these this is a gift
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Jun 15, 2016

Not sharing a recipe for a marshmallow cookie is like not...

Not sharing a recipe for a marshmallow cookie is like not sharing the recipe for shit.
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Jun 15, 2016

We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the...

We are watching a marshmallow cookie factory video and the company has refused to provide chocolate ingredients like it's the freaking NSA.
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Jun 15, 2016

I use that image a lot

@skamille I use that image a lot
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Jun 15, 2016

delete your account

@ftrain delete your account
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Jun 15, 2016

I think this is the right angle on this story....

I think this is the right angle on this story. twitter.com/...
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Jun 15, 2016

hehe no I was an honored guest I got a mug!

@patbits hehe no I was an honored guest I got a mug!
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Jun 15, 2016

To be clear not just the Times people but ALL the people.

To be clear not just the Times people but ALL the people.
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Jun 15, 2016

“do you see the way they stare into the middle distance and...

“do you see the way they stare into the middle distance and are threatened by things? That is very common."
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Jun 15, 2016

wasn't j school they would never let me in there

@leahfinnegan wasn't j school they would never let me in there
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Jun 15, 2016

I was a guest today at a Columbia class & we watched...

I was a guest today at a Columbia class & we watched “Page One" and then I felt obligated to explain that all those people are exhausting.
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Jun 15, 2016

it is it felt funny and knowing getting on the train but...

@ginatrapani it is it felt funny and knowing getting on the train but now it feels sad and I feel mean :(
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Jun 15, 2016

please note that Life and Hack are both trademarks of...

@ginatrapani please note that Life and Hack are both trademarks of ThielZiffDavis this tweet is from 2018
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Jun 15, 2016

i love stock art https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/743052...

i love stock art twitter.com/...
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Jun 14, 2016

Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC...

Our Uber driver loves driving sex workers to great NYC hotels because they tip so well, the Dark Enlightenment is now.
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Jun 14, 2016

oh Paul Leicester Ford! Where is that pic from?

@billder oh Paul Leicester Ford! Where is that pic from?
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Jun 14, 2016

i'd gladly work with sally grammy

@leahfinnegan i'd gladly work with sally grammy
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Jun 14, 2016

they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience...

they have a JOB LEOPARD with 80 YEARS experience twitter.com/...
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Jun 14, 2016

dan if you were a programming language you'd be embeddable...

@patbits @derektmead @dannosowitz dan if you were a programming language you'd be embeddable because you like to stay in bed
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Jun 14, 2016

ulgh derek why would you dBase yourself this way

@derektmead @dannosowitz ulgh derek why would you dBase yourself this way
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Jun 14, 2016

i can't wait to read that book

@gwynbr i can't wait to read that book
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Jun 14, 2016

we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak...

we just went to PS kindergarten orientation. the kids speak 32 languages. the teachers had brooklyn accents. it was great. that's all.
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Jun 14, 2016

I just ordered her book because I realized I've been SCARED...

I just ordered her book because I realized I've been SCARED to order it because I think it will reveal terrible truths to me about myself.
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Jun 14, 2016

one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic...

one of my favorite things in so long is this (NSFW) comic by Gina Wynbrandt electricliterature.com/...
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Jun 14, 2016

.horse is a strong contender and i have a soft spot for...

@kellan .horse is a strong contender and i have a soft spot for .club
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Jun 14, 2016

sure! it's mostly a monitor for the roku at this pt.

@bookofjoe @guardian sure! it's mostly a monitor for the roku at this pt.
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Jun 13, 2016

that's not you that's twitter

@mattgusta that's not you that's twitter
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Jun 13, 2016

hehehehe i like sam

@mattgusta hehehehe i like sam
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Jun 13, 2016

Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in...

Cool @theintercept is branching out from writers who ARE in federal prison to ones that SHOULD BE in federal prison. twitter.com/...
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Jun 13, 2016

i'm calling HR

@patbits i'm calling HR
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Jun 13, 2016

i'm so sorry patrick

@patbits i'm so sorry patrick
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Jun 13, 2016

i could but i have a headache

@max_read i could but i have a headache
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Jun 13, 2016

here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on...

here it is, the connection of sharepoint and linkedin. on the roadmap. and a hundred thousand MCSAs sigh relief. twitter.com/...
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Jun 13, 2016

we're in SO MUCH trouble

@bluechoochoo we're in SO MUCH trouble
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Jun 13, 2016

it worked so well here on twitter dot com

@robynkanner it worked so well here on twitter dot com
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Jun 13, 2016

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

@mvsyyz IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
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Jun 13, 2016

ooooh graphs merging in the cloud that's the ticket...

ooooh graphs merging in the cloud that's the ticket twitter.com/...
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Jun 13, 2016

yesssss look at this little slice of sweet potato pie...

yesssss look at this little slice of sweet potato pie twitter.com/...
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Jun 13, 2016

they should legit buy kinja

they should legit buy kinja
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Jun 13, 2016

linkedin to humans: your time is useless, submit and die

linkedin to humans: your time is useless, submit and die
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Jun 13, 2016

let's see if it's in drafts by...opening a new tab? nope,...

let's see if it's in drafts by...opening a new tab? nope, it lost all my changes
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Jun 13, 2016

this is my third time trying to post, it just hangs there,...

this is my third time trying to post, it just hangs there, at this pt just fork MT4 or HTML::Mason twitter.com/...
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Jun 13, 2016

oh my god i'm trying to publish an article using linkedin's...

oh my god i'm trying to publish an article using linkedin's publisher tools and hereby take back everything, this is $26 billion of shame
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Jun 13, 2016

Congrats to @ginatrapani & @anildash for their amazing...

Congrats to @ginatrapani & @anildash for their amazing work over the last few years on (dearly departing) @ThinkUp. @anildash/the-end-of-thinkup-e600bc46cc56#.xafya2saq" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@anildash/the-end-of-thinkup-e600bc46cc56#.xafya2saq
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Jun 13, 2016

I mean, OLE/Cyberdog/Taligent/etc.

@510home I mean, OLE/Cyberdog/Taligent/etc.
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Jun 13, 2016

according to our head of engineering, this is everything...

@uzochiapa according to our head of engineering, this is everything that you need: freecodecamp.com
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Jun 13, 2016

yes! also, new msft is kinda good at digging trenches so...

@bluechoochoo yes! also, new msft is kinda good at digging trenches so the fires don't spread to the whole company.
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Jun 13, 2016

it's literally an endless vortex of terrifying possibility...

@bluechoochoo it's literally an endless vortex of terrifying possibility and opportunity that we as a culture are not prepared for
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Jun 13, 2016

I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice....

I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice. medium.com/...
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Jun 12, 2016

It's true. It's also sad we need ad-hoc tragedy-donation...

@pessimism It's true. It's also sad we need ad-hoc tragedy-donation services.
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Jun 12, 2016

It's a problem. The http://www.gofund.me/29bubytq page is...

@pessimism It's a problem. The gofund.me/... page is linked from The Center Orlando, so I think the money will go to the community
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Jun 12, 2016

this snowpiercer reboot is a little slow-moving

@tophtucker @rustyk5 this snowpiercer reboot is a little slow-moving
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Jun 11, 2016

werner herzog describes your tweets...

werner herzog describes your tweets youtu.be/...
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Jun 11, 2016

i just erased the app from my phone and i'm going in for...

@harper @skamille i just erased the app from my phone and i'm going in for /etc/hosts it's summertime not suffertime!
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Jun 11, 2016

This explanation of how chips are made is really good...

This explanation of how chips are made is really good "Here's how Intel makes a chip the size of a postage stamp" bloom.bg/...
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Jun 11, 2016

This tiger's face. https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/741696...

This tiger's face. twitter.com/...
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Jun 11, 2016

KEVIN! I look forward to checking out FME and learning more...

@KNF100 @randyme @mapzen KEVIN! I look forward to checking out FME and learning more about it.
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Jun 10, 2016

Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of...

Congratulations to @maureenflaherty who after months of painful nightly sessions is now 100% Gilmore-free.
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Jun 10, 2016

Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to...

Heavenly Father please release me from the temptation to click things that are so clearly not part of your plan. twitter.com/...
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Jun 10, 2016

The best jokes are all already on Wikipedia. You just need...

The best jokes are all already on Wikipedia. You just need to know where to look for them.
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Jun 10, 2016

A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves...

A typical field of view is only 60 degrees and that leaves 300 degrees. I hope this puts things in perspective.
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Jun 10, 2016

Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX?

Are you a WONTFIX or are you a WILLFIX?
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Jun 10, 2016

LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter...

LM whoever you are, you're the best. (Via an awl newsletter roundup of things that help.) theawl.com/... twitter.com/...
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Jun 10, 2016

But what would the lawyers do? https://twitter.com/matt_levi...

But what would the lawyers do? twitter.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

it was basically great

@bn2b it was basically great
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Jun 9, 2016

SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along....

SIL is proof that technology and religion can get along. twitter.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

this is the chillest mix of chill tunes i love it

@maxbulger this is the chillest mix of chill tunes i love it
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Jun 9, 2016

honestly that mix is pretty sweet

@rebeccablood honestly that mix is pretty sweet
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Jun 9, 2016

max in the future screens will be 46,000 pixels wide on...

@maxbulger max in the future screens will be 46,000 pixels wide on your WATCH
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Jun 9, 2016

oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek...

oh my god look at this beautiful issue of businessweek bloomberg.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740941217177997312/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740940902806458368/video/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

it's been AMAZING for years but it's getting...usable

@colemanm it's been AMAZING for years but it's getting...usable
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Jun 9, 2016

the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're...

the name of the newsletter is track changes and we're tracking open source geo cuz it's CHANGIN trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

here you go this'll give you mixed emotions...

here you go this'll give you mixed emotions nytimes.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter.

I wonder what life will be like after Slack buys Twitter.
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Jun 9, 2016

oh also lou Reed, every single song

@bn2b oh also lou Reed, every single song
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Jun 9, 2016

I loved when Roger Waters told Margaret Thatcher what was up

@bn2b I loved when Roger Waters told Margaret Thatcher what was up
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Jun 9, 2016

nah I'm real chill

@harrisj nah I'm real chill
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Jun 9, 2016

nothing in this world etc

@bn2b nothing in this world etc
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Jun 9, 2016

Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty...

Just another quality episode of Paul on the mostly-empty bus listening to his music headed to work. twitter.com/...
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Jun 9, 2016

I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the...

I love how when Tegan and Sara sing you can hear how the lyrics are punctuated.
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Jun 9, 2016

Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into...

Wow one Kinks song on a playlist can turn your commute into a dollhouse-sized celebration of life's more (and less) pleasurable ironies.
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Jun 8, 2016

ulgh i'm trying a new twitter client everutging is weird

@jenniferdaniel @shancarter ulgh i'm trying a new twitter client everutging is weird
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Jun 8, 2016

FINALLY https://twitter.com/grorgwork/status/740357104184098...

FINALLY twitter.com/...
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Jun 8, 2016

it’s a relief, frankly

@PeteAJ it’s a relief, frankly
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Jun 8, 2016

i loved in early 2000s when they all got email addresses...

@mmcwatters i loved in early 2000s when they all got email addresses but the files were too big to actually email
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Jun 8, 2016

hooooooly shit this is a great idea

@shancarter hooooooly shit this is a great idea
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Jun 8, 2016

copier interfaces really have always been SPECTACULARLY bad

@mmcwatters copier interfaces really have always been SPECTACULARLY bad
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Jun 8, 2016

it suddenly means something really different

@emilynussbaum it suddenly means something really different
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Jun 8, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740560916094308352/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 8, 2016

this is real now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/740559357...

this is real now twitter.com/...
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Jun 8, 2016

oh yeah i loooove her work

@atduskgreg oh yeah i loooove her work
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Jun 8, 2016

*Pinterest voice* my brands https://twitter.com/digiday/stat...

*Pinterest voice* my brands twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

I wasn't wrong but I was so incredibly wrong

@liamdanger @rustyk5 I wasn't wrong but I was so incredibly wrong
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Jun 7, 2016

Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to...

Apparently I also wrote THIS in 1996—I was 21, trying to conceptualize my first CMS. I want to go back and warn him. twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

yeah this is great. the awkward emotional directness of...

@tangentialism @dansinker yeah this is great. the awkward emotional directness of blogging was so unique to the medium and I miss that
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Jun 7, 2016

btw this email was sent from a linux web server running...

btw this email was sent from a linux web server running kernel 1.3 that i maintained twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

You know a place where good people do world-changing work?...

You know a place where good people do world-changing work? @ProPublica! They need a Social Editor. You should apply!
propublica.org/...
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Jun 7, 2016

i sent a few to george w bush but the joke wasn't funny any...

@knowtheory i sent a few to george w bush but the joke wasn't funny any more
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Jun 7, 2016

And it's ridiculous because JavaScript is a Senate issue.

@knowtheory @mattcutts And it's ridiculous because JavaScript is a Senate issue.
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Jun 7, 2016

(I sent DOZENS like this; only ever got an auto-reply.)

(I sent DOZENS like this; only ever got an auto-reply.)
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Jun 7, 2016

jesus that would have been unthinkable, it would have been...

@felixsalmon @pmarca jesus that would have been unthinkable, it would have been like emailing the white house
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Jun 7, 2016

When I was in college I used to just email the President...

When I was in college I used to just email the President when things bugged me. twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

Well...the clients we love do :).

@waldojaquith Well...the clients we love do :).
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Jun 7, 2016

I appreciate you telling the world. It's important to us to...

@waldojaquith I appreciate you telling the world. It's important to us to get out there, and I'm glad we could work on this with you!
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Jun 7, 2016

But our entire focus as an org is shipping, and shipping...

@waldojaquith But our entire focus as an org is shipping, and shipping fast. Otherwise we're just more of the same wasted energy.
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Jun 7, 2016

It really is hard. People often read it as us not wanting...

@waldojaquith It really is hard. People often read it as us not wanting the work, because we start managing scope on the first meeting.
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Jun 7, 2016

I feel that it's our secret weapon.

@waldojaquith I feel that it's our secret weapon.
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Jun 7, 2016

oh and check out https://results.openaddresses.io/, along...

oh and check out results.openaddresses.io/... along with @mapzen, and imagine a world where google AND humanity share in the ground truth
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Jun 7, 2016

Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo....

Happy to help! This is a great writeup, thank you Waldo. Come visit! twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

What if...I'm the blocker?

What if...I'm the blocker?
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Jun 7, 2016

Gender is naan-binary

Gender is naan-binary
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Jun 7, 2016

Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is...

Compared to more inclusive bread meme communities, this is a starch contrast twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're...

Me when I see you striving and want to help but know you're going to get there on your own and that's for the best. twitter.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

an Amazon Prime original film

@leahfinnegan an Amazon Prime original film
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Jun 7, 2016

who does the Tom Hardy digital twin thing in the movie? Amy...

@leahfinnegan who does the Tom Hardy digital twin thing in the movie? Amy Schumer disqualified.
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Jun 7, 2016

every part of this story is perfect including the shopping

@leahfinnegan every part of this story is perfect including the shopping
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Jun 7, 2016

“Roofers going climbing love, boiling, I just knoll.”

“Roofers going climbing love, boiling, I just knoll.”
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Jun 7, 2016

Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you...

Here's a little game: listen to this song and say what you think the opening loop says open.spotify.com/...
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Jun 7, 2016

Khoi is real smart. https://twitter.com/postlightagency/stat...

Khoi is real smart. twitter.com/...
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Jun 6, 2016

I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate.

I'm voting for democracy as a metadelegate.
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Jun 6, 2016

pretty good Twitter story had a little domestic angle and...

@jacqui pretty good Twitter story had a little domestic angle and some self awareness plus you got to smoke
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Jun 6, 2016

Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely...

Also should note @NewCo is a great client; definitely client with them. twitter.com/...
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Jun 6, 2016

god this could work

@VivekxK god this could work
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Jun 6, 2016

I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously...

I need a chat app where I can just complain vociferously about allergies for 5 minutes a day and then it cuts me off. I'd call it Sniffl.es.
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Jun 6, 2016

yeah i mean exactly, jira also has some views like this,...

@obra yeah i mean exactly, jira also has some views like this, it's just in this case it's kinda uncanny
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Jun 6, 2016

wow this new msft product is like trello...

wow this new msft product is like trello youtube.com/...
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Jun 6, 2016

that is...just cool af

@ntabebe that is...just cool af
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Jun 6, 2016

what is happening in the druidlike scene on the left

@ntabebe what is happening in the druidlike scene on the left
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Jun 6, 2016

i have this serious regret i didn't go there in my 20s,...

@ntabebe i have this serious regret i didn't go there in my 20s, this is killing me
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Jun 6, 2016

a lot of people might not recognize it as one

@leahfinnegan a lot of people might not recognize it as one
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Jun 6, 2016

I made that word up, and I suggest you give yourself...

I made that word up, and I suggest you give yourself permission to make up words yourself, it makes writing more fun.
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Jun 6, 2016

“The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically...

“The advertising industry is autothanatophilic — erotically attracted to its own death.”  trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jun 6, 2016

seriously though who is strong enough to do that job

@davidcho seriously though who is strong enough to do that job
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Jun 6, 2016

i'm spending all morning learning about Jimma i gotta get...

@ntabebe i'm spending all morning learning about Jimma i gotta get my kids a little older and then lose enough weight to fit in coach and go
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Jun 6, 2016

i found it searching wikimedia commons it's such beautiful...

@ntabebe i found it searching wikimedia commons it's such beautiful advertising it makes me want to get on a plane and go to that cafe NOW
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Jun 6, 2016

Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work...

Things really do tend to work themselves out if you work obsessively towards making things work themselves out.
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Jun 6, 2016

yeah we are working on copy. We are sort of accidentally...

@jemaleddin yeah we are working on copy. We are sort of accidentally AMP ambassadors after launching it and getting used to the role.
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Jun 6, 2016

yeah that's how AMP works, which is awkward. We just get...

@jemaleddin yeah that's how AMP works, which is awkward. We just get you in there; Google does the rest. It's working, though.
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Jun 6, 2016

(Also that headline is a little strong, read the article.)

(Also that headline is a little strong, read the article.)
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Jun 6, 2016

give @closacco time, he will surprise you

@soypunk give @closacco time, he will surprise you
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Jun 6, 2016

If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY...

If you publish and want to mess with AMP but spend NO MONEY OR TIME check out mercury.postlight.com twitter.com/...
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Jun 5, 2016

it's coming for us. Someone will op this ed

@tcarmody it's coming for us. Someone will op this ed
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Jun 5, 2016

Get some high-fives at the Century Club if you can poop out...

Get some high-fives at the Century Club if you can poop out that chestnut.
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Jun 5, 2016

it's great but sometimes you just need an icon of an iphone...

@IamStan it's great but sometimes you just need an icon of an iphone for your company newsletter
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Jun 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/739620140933914628/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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Jun 5, 2016

I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo...

I need to level up my content game. Which stock photo service should I use?
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Jun 5, 2016

If we ship software in the dream does that mean we ship...

@jacqui @iaincollins If we ship software in the dream does that mean we ship software in real life?
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Jun 5, 2016

I can't tell if tweeting all this is part of the dream or...

I can't tell if tweeting all this is part of the dream or not.
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Jun 5, 2016

It was a very specific tech company where I didn't know...

It was a very specific tech company where I didn't know anyone. We were talking about prototyping canvas-driven composition tools.
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Jun 5, 2016

I ended the dream thinking to myself, That went well, I...

I ended the dream thinking to myself, That went well, I need to add this to ProsperWorks.
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Jun 5, 2016

I just had my first dream where I'm selling product...

I just had my first dream where I'm selling product development services to corporate leadership.
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Jun 4, 2016

a military ppt about afghanistan

@amyhoy a military ppt about afghanistan
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Jun 4, 2016

typical startup onboarding https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

typical startup onboarding twitter.com/...
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Jun 4, 2016

these are strong. Tamb Dussie Michetta Devonnie Doace Dollia...

these are strong. Tamb
Dussie
Michetta
Devonnie
Doace
Dollia
Sisand
Groand
Nonette
Carianne
Conrina
Dyver
Leoia twitter.com/...
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Jun 4, 2016

you WOULD say that, as an employee of pronc

@kleinmatic you WOULD say that, as an employee of pronc
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Jun 4, 2016

yeah smorgs are a disaster. this looks like eating at a...

@tjl @waldojaquith yeah smorgs are a disaster. this looks like eating at a flying j. i *DO* miss pickled mushrooms though.
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Jun 4, 2016

I like those deep red apple rings at the Blue Ball diner

@waldojaquith @tjl I like those deep red apple rings at the Blue Ball diner
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Jun 3, 2016

That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.

@Maria_is_Here__ That's wonderful to hear. Thank you very much.
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Jun 3, 2016

during those early days I found myself troncing back to the...

@jimaley during those early days I found myself troncing back to the troncs before the troncening
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Jun 3, 2016

I guess people on Jitterbug phones can't get Twitter so...

@lauraolin I guess people on Jitterbug phones can't get Twitter so this sort of email is necessary
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Jun 3, 2016

/invest as the URL for donations is such an eyeroll direct...

@lauraolin /invest as the URL for donations is such an eyeroll direct mail move
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Jun 2, 2016

Navbars on ice, navbars on ice

@lastnightsdinnr Navbars on ice, navbars on ice
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Jun 2, 2016

Sounds like he's...Tronc in Love.

Sounds like he's...Tronc in Love.
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Jun 2, 2016

“Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we...

“Our rebranding to tronc represents the manner in which we will pool our technology and content resources to execute on our strategy.”
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Jun 2, 2016

that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually...

that NSA guide to the web? it's not crazy, it's actually great trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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Jun 2, 2016

we usually use WordPress but it's an option

@jennschiffer we usually use WordPress but it's an option
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Jun 2, 2016

This is how I exercise my influence....

This is how I exercise my influence. twitter.com/...
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Jun 2, 2016

Nick do you listen to Kiesza, Kiiara, Kimbra, or Kiara?...

@toomuchnick Nick do you listen to Kiesza, Kiiara, Kimbra, or Kiara? (Sometimes it is one vowel.)
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Jun 2, 2016

We deserve Trump. https://twitter.com/john_overholt/status/7...

We deserve Trump. twitter.com/...
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Jun 2, 2016

the dollar sign is aspirated

@toomuchnick the dollar sign is aspirated
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Jun 2, 2016

The same rule applies to men except you just name them...

The same rule applies to men except you just name them Justin.
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Jun 2, 2016

This is a duet between Kaella and Kiirza, with additional...

This is a duet between Kaella and Kiirza, with additional vocals from Keegra and Keilda. It's a cover of a Kaeltra song.
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Jun 2, 2016

"K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish...

"K" + [two or three vowels] + [one or two two softish consonants] + "a" is a basic pattern for female pop star names .
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Jun 2, 2016

I think we already do some! Just ping.

@bensk I think we already do some! Just ping.
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Jun 2, 2016

This had a typo so I had to re–pöst.

This had a typo so I had to re–pöst.
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Jun 2, 2016

If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open...

If you are in NYC and need a space or room for your open source project to meet up, or for your nerdy community group, always DM.
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Jun 2, 2016

Actually millionaires don't gather in “herds”; a gathering...

@kjhealy Actually millionaires don't gather in “herds”; a gathering of millionaires is called a “righteousness.”
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Jun 1, 2016

this thing is really neat

this thing is really neat
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Jun 1, 2016

god please klint if he could just be really into branding...

@klintron god please klint if he could just be really into branding and not like art history
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Jun 1, 2016

My daughter likes to play slither.io and make the worms go...

My daughter likes to play slither.io and make the worms go to the edge of the world and disappear, she laughs and laughs.
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Jun 1, 2016

i'm garbage, the last game i finished was half life 2

@benjaminjackson i'm garbage, the last game i finished was half life 2
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Jun 1, 2016

My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in...

My son just told me that Tetris is called “If you get it in the right place. Then. You win.” He's really bad at Tetris.
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Jun 1, 2016

is there a way I can skip forward in the podcast to the...

@leahfinnegan is there a way I can skip forward in the podcast to the part where you mention me?
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Jun 1, 2016

oh shit I had no idea you were on twitter

@leahfinnegan oh shit I had no idea you were on twitter
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Jun 1, 2016

Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the...

Leah Finnegan is the only funny, talented person in the entire media industry. longform.org/...
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Jun 1, 2016

Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit.

Man Facebook sure gets itself into some shit.
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Jun 1, 2016

“Cats are named.”

@Tyrangiel “Cats are named.”
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Jun 1, 2016

this is an amazing resource about a whole big part of...

@waxpancake @upcomingorg this is an amazing resource about a whole big part of culture that will now live for a long time!
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