Ftrain, by Paul Ford

May 2016

May 31, 2016

wow that regular expression is melting my brain

@mathpunk @motherboard wow that regular expression is melting my brain
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May 31, 2016

hahahahha god no are you trying to ruin my entire life

@jason_koebler hahahahha god no are you trying to ruin my entire life
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May 31, 2016

i think it's prescriptive about the sort of society we...

@chrismessina i think it's prescriptive about the sort of society we should build and people pushing it have not prioritized humans prior
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May 31, 2016

why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad...

why does universal basic income give me the willies so bad like the worst ever willies motherboard.vice.com/...
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May 31, 2016

“hi we are making a list of influential babies should we...

“hi we are making a list of influential babies should we put your baby on this list?”
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May 31, 2016

oh shit rich has a 3yr old and a ~2yr old this could be...

@jenniferdaniel @PostlightAgency oh shit rich has a 3yr old and a ~2yr old this could be killer
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May 31, 2016

dan this is my neighborhood and we spell it just fine

@dphiffer dan this is my neighborhood and we spell it just fine
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May 31, 2016

You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful....

You should, Lindsey is real smart and thoughtful. twitter.com/...
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May 31, 2016

I mean we have ~2K newsletter subscribers, Medium...

I mean we have ~2K newsletter subscribers, Medium collection with 16K followers, we can start to spread it around.
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May 31, 2016

Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It...

Hey who should we get on the @PostlightAgency podcast? It could be you! Looking for suggestions. contact@postlight.com or DM or just reply.
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May 31, 2016

pneumatic beverage delivery is a very strong concept

@bdeskin @PeterKringdon pneumatic beverage delivery is a very strong concept
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May 31, 2016

but which is more full of shit

@awltech but which is more full of shit
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May 31, 2016

If you are in NYC and have a marg machine to sell now's a...

If you are in NYC and have a marg machine to sell now's a good time to reach out. mailto:contact+marg@postlight.com
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May 31, 2016

We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a...

We currently don't have a marg plan but maybe we'll rent a machine? What is optimal marg strat? twitter.com/...
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May 31, 2016

A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage...

A lot of technology people see the media industry as damage and try to route around it.
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May 30, 2016

I bet the show's writers have a name for that expression.

I bet the show's writers have a name for that expression.
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May 30, 2016

The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this...

The only reason I watch Veep is to see this woman make this face. twitter.com/...
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May 30, 2016

Frozen soundtrack, Home soundtrack, Zootopia song (3x),...

@marklotto Frozen soundtrack, Home soundtrack, Zootopia song (3x), Home audiobook, Star Wars audiobook (Holland Tunnel)
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May 27, 2016

Zootopia's media reports on predator/prey because that's...

Zootopia's media reports on predator/prey because that's what sells papers, but the real issue is obviously climate change.
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May 27, 2016

Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost...

Zootopia is an ecological nightmare. Think about the cost of an artificial snow suburb.
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May 27, 2016

once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich...

once i had a food-service job and I served Dr. Heimlich little hot dogs; he didn't choke twitter.com/...
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May 27, 2016

A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet...

A slightly different Postlight Session on June 9: Come meet Chase Fancher, who quit corporate life to make watches meetup.com/...
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May 27, 2016

yep. One day my kids Abe and Ivy were playing w/Hazel and...

@HugoLindgren @paul1kirby @FiveThirtyEight yep. One day my kids Abe and Ivy were playing w/Hazel and Saul and we realized what'd happened.
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May 26, 2016

"necessary" in third grade but in my defense a kid named...

@derekwillis @kleinmatic "necessary" in third grade but in my defense a kid named mike showed me his testicles right as i got to "s"
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May 26, 2016

Just like the Nixon administration we have a tremendous...

@kjhealy Just like the Nixon administration we have a tremendous problem with leaks.
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May 26, 2016

sometimes i tell them the stories of imaginary youtube cake...

@laura_june sometimes i tell them the stories of imaginary youtube cake videos. “let's make a school bus! we need YELLOW FONDANT."
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May 26, 2016

Nixon at Bedtime

@kjhealy Nixon at Bedtime
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May 26, 2016

the same number of books as each other in their beds, the...

@laura_june the same number of books as each other in their beds, the light back on, to pee, and now abe is up and i hear him walking around
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May 26, 2016

so far they wanted a cake video (tantrum), a glass of...

@laura_june so far they wanted a cake video (tantrum), a glass of water, to be in the same room, to fix a ripped book (tantrum)
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May 26, 2016

I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to...

I'm trying to negotiate with my kids to get them to freaking go to bed and suddenly I realize why people admired Kissinger.
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May 26, 2016

does go finally support henerics?

@ohmapzen does go finally support henerics?
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May 26, 2016

listen man I searched "median angel round" on quora it's...

@baconmeteor listen man I searched "median angel round" on quora it's the best I could do with this deadline
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May 26, 2016

Will no one think of the unaggregated links.

Will no one think of the unaggregated links.
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May 26, 2016

$20 million flushed away on this insanity. That's like 200...

$20 million flushed away on this insanity. That's like 200 angel rounds. Or 200 million words.
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May 26, 2016

This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the...

This is all BANANACAKES. This is bananacakes hot off the griddle. gawker.com/...
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May 26, 2016

i can't look away from this racist garbage fire insane...

@jacqui i can't look away from this racist garbage fire insane person
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May 26, 2016

perl + xslt is just perl6

@soypunk perl + xslt is just perl6
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May 26, 2016

SHAWN https://twitter.com/soypunk/status/735596254395125760

SHAWN twitter.com/...
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May 26, 2016

i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the...

i couldn't help myself with the thiel/gawker thing in the newsletter today trackchanges.postlight.com/...
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May 25, 2016

Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual...

Part of adulthood is that there are no longer any casual social situations involving an acoustic guitar.
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May 25, 2016

(And other RTL languages!) https://twitter.com/hananc/status...

(And other RTL languages!) twitter.com/...
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May 25, 2016

Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am...

Sometimes I think is my wallet in my pocket and then I am very slow about patting my pocket because what if it's not—and it is, and ahhhhh.
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May 25, 2016

Alternately you could use Writcoin.

Alternately you could use Writcoin.
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May 25, 2016

Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what...

Rather than going to church and tithing every week, what about a system of microprayments?
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May 24, 2016

I can't look away

@Beschizza I can't look away
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May 24, 2016

Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't...

Dear Lord can no more media persons tweet that they don't like Gawker, but...
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May 24, 2016

What's happening? https://twitter.com/rmac18/status/73525203...

What's happening? twitter.com/...
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May 24, 2016

For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others....

For so many years I've been seeking the retweets of others. But over time I've learned that I'm happiest when I retweet myself.
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May 24, 2016

I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO....

I love on our podcast when we talk about what people DO. Here we talk with @nataliepo about living an iOS lifestyle soundcloud.com/...
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May 24, 2016

nothing is more satisfying than crinkling a paper bag in...

nothing is more satisfying than crinkling a paper bag in the quiet car
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May 23, 2016

oh yeah i mean there are professional tools that do all of...

@dphiffer oh yeah i mean there are professional tools that do all of this so much better
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May 23, 2016

dan are we palantir

@dphiffer dan

are we palantir
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May 23, 2016

i sort of want to do it across nytimes accounts

@dphiffer i sort of want to do it across nytimes accounts
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May 23, 2016

it's interesting, right? like it's basically grep, pipe,...

@dphiffer it's interesting, right? like it's basically grep, pipe, uniq but there's just something about having a local copy to mess with
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May 23, 2016

Wow I would never ask that of anyone.

@Miranda_July Wow I would never ask that of anyone.
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May 23, 2016

Don't worry, it's always like that.

Don't worry, it's always like that.
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May 23, 2016

This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department...

This is a live picture from outside of Twitter's Department of Cropping and Image Compression. twitter.com/...
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May 23, 2016

it's just great to see two crazy kids settling down

@jlax it's just great to see two crazy kids settling down
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May 23, 2016

We all win. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/7346163470831...

We all win. twitter.com/...
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May 22, 2016

This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP...

This is a really great idea—bundle up all your HTTP “ponies” into a little toolbox herd. twitter.com/...
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May 22, 2016

PONIES! As in, you can have?

@dphiffer PONIES! As in, you can have?
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May 22, 2016

i keep thinking about agents doing things in little...

@dphiffer i keep thinking about agents doing things in little machines but my brain can't find any conclusions
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May 22, 2016

it's kind of rough and untested—but then again flask is...

@dphiffer it's kind of rough and untested—but then again flask is pretty solid and it all supports ipv6 + thisll run on ANYTHING it's teensy
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May 22, 2016

It's just super low-stakes and low-drama. Gets you really...

@AndrewSchmidtFC It's just super low-stakes and low-drama. Gets you really far, really fast, doesn't expect you to commit forever.
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May 22, 2016

If you told me I had to write little Flask apps with the...

If you told me I had to write little Flask apps with the peewee ORM and SQLite with FTE forever, I'd be cool. It's so small & pocket-sized.
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May 22, 2016

I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d...

I wonder if there are ever workplace romances at 3d printing companies and someone sobs, “I wish you'd print yourself a HEART.”
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May 22, 2016

oh no i spent 20+ minutes on this, moving the other...

@bn2b oh no i spent 20+ minutes on this, moving the other letters, it was just the "h" to "n" part that took two minutes
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May 22, 2016

oh shit there was another way

@endorphant oh shit there was another way
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May 22, 2016

you're a wonderful mentor to me leah

@leahfinnegan you're a wonderful mentor to me leah
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May 22, 2016

I made the "n" in "mentor" from the "h" in mother, it was...

I made the "n" in "mentor" from the "h" in mother, it was two of the best minutes of my life.
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May 22, 2016

How it feels sometimes. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73...

How it feels sometimes. twitter.com/...
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May 22, 2016

I just share the prophecy I don't interpret

@redkeg I just share the prophecy I don't interpret
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May 22, 2016

Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come...

Bicentennial reminder that when the colony ships come anyone who tweeted about Hamilton will be forced to stay on burning Earth.
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May 22, 2016

the lack of a canonical space to archive dead ideas is sad.

@lifewinning the lack of a canonical space to archive dead ideas is sad.
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May 22, 2016

Put a tiny html page up explaining the context of creation....

@lifewinning Put a tiny html page up explaining the context of creation. Let internet archive archive that. Let it expire.
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May 22, 2016

amazon prime and stare

@jackrusher amazon prime and stare
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May 21, 2016

this made me angry

@bn2b this made me angry
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May 21, 2016

We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and...

We decided to watch a movie after the kids went to bed and are utterly baffled by our choices. We have no idea where to even start.
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May 21, 2016

just stand where the other people stand everything lines up...

@theodoreross just stand where the other people stand everything lines up eventually
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May 20, 2016

you would have made a great programmer

@maureenflaherty you would have made a great programmer
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May 20, 2016

"Product" is the word that turns me into a killing machine.

@richziade "Product" is the word that turns me into a killing machine.
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May 20, 2016

that's just the way it is

@AGoldmund that's just the way it is
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May 20, 2016

Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart...

Me w the guy who runs the bagel cart twitter.com/...
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May 20, 2016

And the employee goes: "Sure, I got it."

And the employee goes: "Sure, I got it."
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May 20, 2016

I once saw someone say to an employee, "pay for this $2,000...

I once saw someone say to an employee, "pay for this $2,000 dinner" by making eye contact, nodding upwards, then looking slightly left.
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May 20, 2016

My goal in business is to get to a point where I...

My goal in business is to get to a point where I communicate entirely in different nods.
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May 20, 2016

I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was...

I like to imagine that the pitch meeting for Vikings was just someone saying: "Vikings."
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May 20, 2016

Vikings?

Vikings?
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May 20, 2016

you took a shot of me from below with no product in my hair...

@richziade you took a shot of me from below with no product in my hair are you even a friend
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May 20, 2016

I mean how did you even get an Instagram into the sheet-fed...

@bn2b I mean how did you even get an Instagram into the sheet-fed scanner in 1998
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May 20, 2016

not gonna pretend that didn't hurt

@Tyrangiel not gonna pretend that didn't hurt
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May 20, 2016

My brain was just like, "or risotto, tell them risotto,"...

My brain was just like, "or risotto, tell them risotto," and I was like, what that doesn't even make any?
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May 20, 2016

I'm not here to make friends. Or sense, or anyone laugh.

I'm not here to make friends. Or sense, or anyone laugh.
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May 20, 2016

New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of...

New moms make great C programmers because they have tons of experience with mammary leaks.
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May 20, 2016

we had our beautiful innocence

@rustyk5 we had our beautiful innocence
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May 20, 2016

oh yeah that's the good stuff

@shabbychef oh yeah that's the good stuff
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May 19, 2016

yeah I mean, the whole thing was ridiculous

@sally_j yeah I mean, the whole thing was ridiculous
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May 19, 2016

For the record his hand was limp, and moist.

For the record his hand was limp, and moist.
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May 19, 2016

This is the part of running a company I didn't expect. Not...

This is the part of running a company I didn't expect. Not people stuff, or doing sales, but PUA dudes negging at your product launch.
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May 19, 2016

I mean you should be able to learn about mobile content...

I mean you should be able to learn about mobile content strategy without someone trying to bone.
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May 19, 2016

Anyway it's my personal goal to not have creepers mess up...

Anyway it's my personal goal to not have creepers mess up our chitchats so I guess I'll ask people not to skeeze at the next one.
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May 19, 2016

Anyway he went home sooo alone. But since we've been...

Anyway he went home sooo alone. But since we've been throwing events I've noticed this wild meetup.com based creeper scene.
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May 19, 2016

Which was hilarious.

Which was hilarious.
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May 19, 2016

I had no idea this was going on. He introduced himself to...

I had no idea this was going on. He introduced himself to me at the end and told me the event (which I hosted) was boring.
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May 19, 2016

So last night we had this event and what I think was a real...

So last night we had this event and what I think was a real PUA came to the event and kept trying to lead women over to a couch.
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May 19, 2016

we close it all the way whenever we get a snack, you have...

@leemfrank @PostlightAgency we close it all the way whenever we get a snack, you have to break in every time
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May 19, 2016

Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for...

Here's mercury on Hacker News! Seven people have voted for it! news.ycombinator.com/... God save us all.
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May 19, 2016

good to see you in the audience last night bud!

@budparr good to see you in the audience last night bud!
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May 19, 2016

Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between...

Guys the medical research that demonstrated a link between having a uterus and being bad at busting ghosts was retracted decades ago.
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May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/733297361187962880/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 19, 2016

No no I know it's an impossible fantasy. No computer could...

No no I know it's an impossible fantasy. No computer could create a statistical model of its own latency. We just don't have the science.
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May 19, 2016

Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent...

Imagine a web video player that could identify frequent buffering failures and pause for a few seconds instead pausing every 1/2 second.
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May 19, 2016

right? They're so soothing. Just purest nerd expression.

@patbits @PostlightAgency right? They're so soothing. Just purest nerd expression.
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May 19, 2016

I can't see it

@kjhealy I can't see it
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May 19, 2016

Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to...

Thank you @karenmcgrane for coming to @PostlightAgency to talk mobile content. She pointed out that most taxonomists suffer from migraines.
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May 18, 2016

okay fuck it. Let's do it.

@textfiles okay fuck it. Let's do it.
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May 18, 2016

Vigorous agreement. She checks in so much code!

@jeffjarvis @ginatrapani Vigorous agreement. She checks in so much code!
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May 18, 2016

lot of rules out here messina hard for a busy person to...

@chrismessina lot of rules out here messina hard for a busy person to keep up
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May 18, 2016

oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P.H. i...

oh whoops i was told you CAN'T ask for votes on P.H. i erased that tweet
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May 18, 2016

hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email.

@uzochiapa hi, uzo—i won't be available! i know i owe you an email.
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May 18, 2016

i mean...basically yes, in that it's VERY easy to try. if...

@CanalwayCLE i mean...basically yes, in that it's VERY easy to try. if you're on wordpress there may be a plugin already.
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May 18, 2016

OH THE IRONY (please hit up mercury@postlight.com, we'd...

@jbenton @NiemanLab OH THE IRONY (please hit up mercury@postlight.com, we'd like to add you to our professional test suite on mercury)
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May 18, 2016

We can do that.

@harrisj We can do that.
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May 18, 2016

If you're a publisher of any kind, it's a way to skip lots...

If you're a publisher of any kind, it's a way to skip lots of development time—stuff that seems easy at first but is really noodgy to ship.
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May 18, 2016

Here's a clear article explaining what Mercury is, from...

Here's a clear article explaining what Mercury is, from @NiemanLab niemanlab.org/...
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May 18, 2016

Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns...

Mercury is a new product from @PostlightAgency that turns any web page into an AMP page for mobile web, for free. mercury.postlight.com
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May 18, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/732962966790885376/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 18, 2016

I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and...

I was just reading Norse mythology wikipedia pages and thought, "man, these are metal af." And then I was like, DUH. en.wikipedia.org/...
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May 18, 2016

When my father Ymir slept a jötunn son and daughter grew...

When my father Ymir slept a jötunn son and daughter grew from his armpits, and his feet procreated and gave birth to a 6-headed son.
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May 18, 2016

I am of the race of hrímþursar, who populated Niflheim.

I am of the race of hrímþursar, who populated Niflheim.
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May 18, 2016

Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something...

Also that photo is an opportunity to confirm something people have thought may be true: I am a frost giant, a Jötnar, I live in Jötunheimr.
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May 18, 2016

this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i...

this is an interesting writeup of a thing upon which i collaborated motherboard.vice.com/...
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May 18, 2016

I hope some day the Birds can forgive.

I hope some day the Birds can forgive.
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May 18, 2016

my sources say otherwise

@derekwillis my sources say otherwise
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May 18, 2016

It's a digital product shop. We build web/mobile apps and...

@hisaac @PostlightAgency It's a digital product shop. We build web/mobile apps and APIs for clients, and incubate products.
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May 17, 2016

I'm tired of this gotcha journalism

@tolar I'm tired of this gotcha journalism
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May 17, 2016

If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world...

If you want to understand what it's like to live in a world where you don't have access to Google's apps, just pay for Gmail.
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May 17, 2016

come on by, borrow a desk

@dustin come on by, borrow a desk
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May 17, 2016

And some chill designers.

And some chill designers.
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May 17, 2016

We are basically chill nerds. https://twitter.com/postlighta...

We are basically chill nerds. twitter.com/...
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May 17, 2016

46 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 63...

@jimaley 46 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 75 63 6b 2e
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May 17, 2016

44 6f 20 49 20 73 74 69 6c 6c 20 67 65 74 20 70 61 69 64 3f

@jimaley 44 6f 20 49 20 73 74 69 6c 6c 20 67 65 74 20 70 61 69 64 3f
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May 17, 2016

you've just set me on a path that ends with drunken...

@skamille you've just set me on a path that ends with drunken koreatown karaoke singing "circles in the sand" twitter.com/...
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May 17, 2016

Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works.

Let's see how xhamster this new Google iOS keyboard works.
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May 17, 2016

I mean one industry has ombudspeople and one has...

I mean one industry has ombudspeople and one has evangelists.
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May 17, 2016

Meanwhile the tech industry severely overpromises utopia...

Meanwhile the tech industry severely overpromises utopia for all today while ultimately maintaining the status quo.
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May 17, 2016

The media industry is weird because there are all these...

The media industry is weird because there are all these 100+ year old institutions that make money by predicting the end of the world.
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May 17, 2016

(It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret...

(It is interesting to read this in the context of Bret Victor's work on ceeating smarter energy platforms.) twitter.com/...
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May 17, 2016

This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the...

This is cool. It is from a person who has been seeing the future up close for about 40 years. twitter.com/...
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May 16, 2016

leah haven't you ever wanted to run across a playground and...

@leahfinnegan @jenniferdaniel leah haven't you ever wanted to run across a playground and just hug somebody
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May 16, 2016

I tweet on the bus and on my way to meetings

@ginatrapani @droob I tweet on the bus and on my way to meetings
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May 16, 2016

Starlee, David and me are two guys talking exclusively...

@StarleeKine @davidcho Starlee, David and me are two guys talking exclusively about marketing through social media.
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May 16, 2016

Max is okay https://twitter.com/max_read/status/732191312653...

Max is okay twitter.com/...
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May 16, 2016

Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as...

Every month or so I think of a golden retriever working as a barber and laugh like hell. Because it would give such bad haircuts.
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May 16, 2016

I asked them what they were doing and they said, we are...

I asked them what they were doing and they said, we are coyotes.
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May 15, 2016

If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last...

If you want to see the @rhizome performance from last night, @waxpancake provided instructions.

twitter.com/...
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May 15, 2016

My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding...

My wife and I tried to have a truly feminist wedding ceremony but it's so hard to find a minister who will perform abortions.
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May 15, 2016

nytimes sliding into my slither.io like...

nytimes sliding into my slither.io like twitter.com/...
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May 15, 2016

THIS could be us right now https://twitter.com/SylvanianUK/s...

@livlab THIS could be us right now twitter.com/...
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May 15, 2016

This is Twitter for me. https://twitter.com/sylvanianuk/stat...

This is Twitter for me. twitter.com/...
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May 15, 2016

It's all kind of rough to read.

@droob It's all kind of rough to read.
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May 15, 2016

I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because...

I suggest adding this account to your Twitter feed because it juxtaposes hilariously with terrible outrages. twitter.com/...
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May 15, 2016

Four selfies.

Four selfies.
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May 15, 2016

Things are going pretty well for this...

Things are going pretty well for this guy
recode.net/...
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May 15, 2016

ifferent spider civilization thing

@Choire ifferent spider civilization thing
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May 15, 2016

oh I see this is a d

@Choire oh I see this is a d
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May 15, 2016

wait is it a fire upon the deep

@Choire wait is it a fire upon the deep
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May 14, 2016

That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up.

That thing was hard and I had to work hard to keep up.
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May 14, 2016

I did pretty good overall so maybe you suck

@katienotopoulos I did pretty good overall so maybe you suck
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May 14, 2016

I enjoyed meeting you Linda. Please let me know if I can...

@_PuellaLudens @bjnovak @rhizome I enjoyed meeting you Linda. Please let me know if I can ever be of service. Also share your research!
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May 14, 2016

i did not know we had to wear ties...

i did not know we had to wear ties twitter.com/...
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May 14, 2016

Enjoy brunch, assholes.

Enjoy brunch, assholes.
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May 14, 2016

I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins...

I haven't been on a train on Saturday at 930am sans twins in years and it's a shocking number of postcoital couples noodling.
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May 14, 2016

🎶lizard mama called lizard doctor and lizard doctor said,...

🎶lizard mama called lizard doctor and lizard doctor said, preserve brood integrity for we control global banking🎶
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May 14, 2016

🎶5 little lizards eating from a leaf/one fell down and...

🎶5 little lizards eating from a leaf/one fell down and broke his teef🎶
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May 14, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/731470248906506240/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 14, 2016

let's have some fun out there in A R T W O R L D

@lifewinning let's have some fun out there in A R T W O R L D
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May 14, 2016

I'm excited to see what you do. (the audience wants you to...

@lifewinning I'm excited to see what you do. (the audience wants you to succeed and will accept any rough edges.)
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May 14, 2016

I think you take them two at a time like they become a...

@bn2b I think you take them two at a time like they become a second weekend
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May 14, 2016

look I'm ready lets go

@bn2b look I'm ready lets go
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May 14, 2016

Got drunk and told the creators of http://oldweb.today how...

Got drunk and told the creators of oldweb.today how essential their work is
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May 14, 2016

this is like, i want it

@bn2b this is like, i want it
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May 13, 2016

we genuinely considered a non-screen internet of things...

@frank_chimero we genuinely considered a non-screen internet of things future hence post-light
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May 13, 2016

Most of them are dead.

Most of them are dead.
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May 13, 2016

alllllllllways an option

@livlab alllllllllways an option
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May 13, 2016

your drama is my star wars

@leahfinnegan your drama is my star wars
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May 13, 2016

lets rebrand short sleeves as smart sleeves

@amyhoy lets rebrand short sleeves as smart sleeves
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May 13, 2016

Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people...

Every day on the bus I think about the millions of people who made this STUFF and could give a shit about my drama. twitter.com/...
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May 13, 2016

I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard.

I want to be clear: Wearing a shirt is not hard.
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May 13, 2016

in some lines of work absolutely

@amyhoy in some lines of work absolutely
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May 13, 2016

In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest...

In my 20s I regularly wore dark blue coveralls with a vest and clip-on tie and got huge praise. Did "laundry" by wearing them in the shower.
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May 13, 2016

I'm too busy crushing it every day for my team to deal with...

I'm too busy crushing it every day for my team to deal with pants AND shirts. (Zippppppp) that's why I wear C-Suite by Carhartt.
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May 13, 2016

I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls.

I have a suggestion for the world: Executive coveralls.
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May 13, 2016

A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows...

A fox knows HTML5+JS+CSS+SVG but a hedgehog knows JavaScript.
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May 13, 2016

they have very distinctive badges

@gilgamath they have very distinctive badges
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May 12, 2016

you were at Bloomberg?

@gilgamath you were at Bloomberg?
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May 12, 2016

they're selling the domain name to support the project!

@vielmetti @kottke they're selling the domain name to support the project!
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May 12, 2016

I mean...Seems normal

@jpotisch I mean...Seems normal
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May 12, 2016

okay the greatest joke I ever made up was "how is a...

@mmcwatters @harrisj okay the greatest joke I ever made up was "how is a congressman like a footnote? They both come on the bottom of a page
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May 12, 2016

proust would understand

@harrisj proust would understand
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May 12, 2016

what if when you die you just see a parade of hobo penises...

@harrisj what if when you die you just see a parade of hobo penises rush by
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May 12, 2016

seeing peoples' junk on the street is actually...

@harrisj seeing peoples' junk on the street is actually unforgettable like reading this tweet brought back so many hobo dongs
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May 12, 2016

Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked...

Now, every morning: Pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked pleasedontbenaked (turns corner) Jesus Christ can you get DRESSED.
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May 12, 2016

you know what has lasted is deviantart

@Choire you know what has lasted is deviantart
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May 12, 2016

you ever look at this bullshit and think, I helped make...

@Choire you ever look at this bullshit and think, I helped make that?
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May 11, 2016

i'm a really important media critic people love hearing my...

@leahfinnegan @marklotto i'm a really important media critic people love hearing my thoughts
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May 11, 2016

wow it has a real energy that's usually missing in work of...

@leahfinnegan wow it has a real energy that's usually missing in work of this kind
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May 11, 2016

No, the two places you can be truly free of the Times are...

@marklotto @leahfinnegan No, the two places you can be truly free of the Times are Inner Mongolia and any smart discussion about technology.
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May 11, 2016

i used to work in online media so i'm pretty good with...

@leahfinnegan i used to work in online media so i'm pretty good with photoshop
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May 11, 2016

in brooklyn getting on at 9th st (i was getting a haircut)...

@pitchaya in brooklyn getting on at 9th st (i was getting a haircut) i saw you get off to cross to the N! it WAS you! hi, belatedly.
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May 11, 2016

people need to do some yurt-leather reporting

@leahfinnegan people need to do some yurt-leather reporting
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May 11, 2016

no i'm done it's over it's a fine place and a cherished...

@theodoreross no i'm done it's over it's a fine place and a cherished institution
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May 11, 2016

no i'd be starting a connected-yurt company and really...

@leahfinnegan no i'd be starting a connected-yurt company and really exhausted by their weak understanding of internet yurts
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May 11, 2016

did i c u on the r train 2day

@pitchaya did i c u on the r train 2day
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May 11, 2016

and in like three weeks I'd be like "I hate everyone who...

@leahfinnegan and in like three weeks I'd be like "I hate everyone who writes for The Hulunbuir Falcon, their yurt critic is an idiot."
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May 11, 2016

well i mean they're SUPPOSED to make me have opinions

@hassankhan well i mean they're SUPPOSED to make me have opinions
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May 11, 2016

No I've really been doing my best but things just piss you...

@theodoreross No I've really been doing my best but things just piss you off so bad sometimes you know?
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May 11, 2016

I have fantasies of living in a remote area and the #1...

@leahfinnegan I have fantasies of living in a remote area and the #1 benefit that comes to mind is I don't have to think about the NYT.
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May 11, 2016

In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes...

In 2016 I've decided to have no opinions about the NYTimes and it's going pretty good, not great if I'm honest.
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May 11, 2016

For this tweet I deserve the technology industry's highest...

For this tweet I deserve the technology industry's highest honor for a tweet about journalism, the nullitzer.
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May 11, 2016

The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done...

The people who work at Footwear Plus magazine have done quite a bit of shoe-leather reporting. footwearplusmagazine.com
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May 11, 2016

I want you to learn to tweet using your personal account,...

@PostlightAgency I want you to learn to tweet using your personal account, @richziade.
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May 11, 2016

It's time to make the content.

It's time to make the content.
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May 11, 2016

Surprise! https://twitter.com/bikesarefun/status/73038643327...

Surprise! twitter.com/...
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May 11, 2016

This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle....

This woman is about to be killed by a bicycle. twitter.com/...
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May 11, 2016

Heh, yes. It was a long time ago now.

@jimyoungdahl Heh, yes. It was a long time ago now.
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May 10, 2016

cookie elf gender is a delicious construct

@MikeIsaac cookie elf gender is a delicious construct
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May 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730237131088666624/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2016

my wife is good at planning

@bennyfactor my wife is good at planning
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May 10, 2016

we put up police tape and got a photo permit, and had...

@bennyfactor we put up police tape and got a photo permit, and had friends keeping an eye on things :)
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May 10, 2016

i had like three drinks and did it as a joke; like many...

@sukhvirg12 i had like three drinks and did it as a joke; like many such jokes it...exploded
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May 10, 2016

I got married standing on the Carroll St bridge.

@bennyfactor I got married standing on the Carroll St bridge.
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May 10, 2016

Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT...

Hey NYC if you need a first-class on-the-ground IT person/operations mgr we have a good friend who is GREAT and needs a job. DM me pls.
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May 10, 2016

Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets....

Working backwards from these revealed some CLASSIC tweets. twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2016

huh this vietnamese sandwich is making me think sad...

huh this vietnamese sandwich is making me think sad thoughts about winter (checks label) ah it's bánh iver
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May 10, 2016

It's subtle and I can see it. I love the infrastructure and...

@ludaverses It's subtle and I can see it. I love the infrastructure and am not always mindful of the neighborhoods.
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May 10, 2016

I am sorry I upset you.

@ludaverses I am sorry I upset you.
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May 10, 2016

that's fair and I can respect how much people feel...

@ludaverses that's fair and I can respect how much people feel marginalized when people use the city as a backdrop
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May 10, 2016

The pedestrian path over the Triborough is one of the sort...

The pedestrian path over the Triborough is one of the sort of vaguely miserable spots in NYC and I love it.
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May 10, 2016

Like in this Chairlift video I just love every deeply...

Like in this Chairlift video I just love every deeply shitty spot they visit youtu.be/...
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May 10, 2016

I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's...

I totally get why people want to leave NYC and that it's all over but after 20 years I have total affection for what a disaster it is.
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May 10, 2016

she stopped talking to me months ago

@paulkruczynski she stopped talking to me months ago
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May 10, 2016

some of them work as information barkitects

@fascinated some of them work as information barkitects
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May 10, 2016

Thanks everyone for all the emails and tweets about our AV...

Thanks everyone for all the emails and tweets about our AV setup we love constructive feedback.
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May 10, 2016

We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got...

We fixed the sound in case you're wondering, we got high-quality CORPORATE WIRELESS AV meetup.com/...
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May 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/730144436555005952/photo/1

twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2016

████████████ ████████████ ████████████ ████STOP█████ ███████...

@redkeg @jpotisch @capndesign
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May 10, 2016

I bet you guys like star wars. Which makes you my force kin.

@jpotisch @redkeg @capndesign I bet you guys like star wars. Which makes you my force kin.
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May 10, 2016

I BRIS-tled when I saw it

@capndesign I BRIS-tled when I saw it
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May 10, 2016

this illustration https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/73005235...

this illustration twitter.com/...
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May 10, 2016

(This is what I'm talking about BTW)...

(This is what I'm talking about BTW) fastcodesign.com/...
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May 10, 2016

What's better than a hot day than America? But too much...

What's better than a hot day than America? But too much America is dangerous and takes a terrible toll on families.
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May 10, 2016

Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve...

Approximately one-half of sexual assault cases involve America.
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May 10, 2016

Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which...

Suspect's wife asked him to stop consuming America at which point the suspect threw an America at her head, opening a 2-cm gash.
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May 10, 2016

The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving....

The suspect got drunk on America but insisted on driving. When we pulled his body from the wreckage America fell out of his hands.
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May 10, 2016

Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of...

Things in Silicon Valley are so tense they are thinking of cutting back on $100,000 metallic panda statues.
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May 10, 2016

toilets renamed "crap pods"

@goldman toilets renamed "crap pods"
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May 10, 2016

dammit I KNEW I was forgetting four million Americans...

@knowtheory dammit I KNEW I was forgetting four million Americans somewhere
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May 10, 2016

If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be...

If Budweiser renames itself America then it should just be a mix of Guinness, Tusker, Newcastle, Kingfisher, and Corona.
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May 10, 2016

Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means...

Oh man if Budweiser renames itself "America" that means there won't be any room in the fridge for Tecate.
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May 10, 2016

this is so unbelievably true we are literally hanging on...

@katienotopoulos @sokane1 @mattbuchanan this is so unbelievably true we are literally hanging on straps like meat and they stretch like cats
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May 10, 2016

wait, “viral marketing” is worse than “Brooklyn artist”

@publicroad wait, “viral marketing” is worse than “Brooklyn artist”
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May 10, 2016

it's all a conspiracy by Big Bike

@mattbuchanan it's all a conspiracy by Big Bike
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May 9, 2016

or used to smash the other child in the head but it's true...

@maureenflaherty @hubs @jenniferdaniel or used to smash the other child in the head but it's true that for a few months they cleaned so well
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May 9, 2016

it's too late for children in novels, it's up to their...

@jrobertlennon it's too late for children in novels, it's up to their protagonist parents to save themselves
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May 9, 2016

Man is this song completely ruined now....

Man is this song completely ruined now. open.spotify.com/...
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May 9, 2016

wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH...

wait they just pan over this but what computer has a NORTH YUBA RIVER key nytimes.com/... twitter.com/...
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May 9, 2016

It's one of those things that can save a publishing company...

It's one of those things that can save a publishing company like $50,000-$100k in developer time. Except it's free. twitter.com/...
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May 9, 2016

Yes I know it's not ASCII or even Baudot and I also know...

Yes I know it's not ASCII or even Baudot and I also know you should drink your Nescafé and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.
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May 9, 2016

ASCII maps...of MURDER http://tinyletter.com/abovechart/lett...

ASCII maps...of MURDER tinyletter.com/...
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May 8, 2016

she took it private apparently because flour kid truthers...

@jenniferdaniel she took it private apparently because flour kid truthers were making life rough but parts remain abcnews.go.com/...
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May 8, 2016

holy shit that's a deeeeeep nerd cut

@droob holy shit that's a deeeeeep nerd cut
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May 8, 2016

you've seen the bag-of-flour kids right with the mom who is...

@jenniferdaniel you've seen the bag-of-flour kids right with the mom who is trying to keep from snapping narrating?
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May 8, 2016

it's kind of nice when you are in a tunnel you can relax

@jwherrman @gabrielsnyder it's kind of nice when you are in a tunnel you can relax
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May 8, 2016

i think i just gave t-mobile way too much money and now i...

@gabrielsnyder i think i just gave t-mobile way too much money and now i regret it
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May 8, 2016

this took me three days, two providers, and one return, and...

@gabrielsnyder this took me three days, two providers, and one return, and I lost my temper twice
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May 8, 2016

you don't know where your soul is?

@anildash you don't know where your soul is?
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May 8, 2016

This really will be written about by academics in 2060 in...

@jackrusher This really will be written about by academics in 2060 in books with titles like “The National Shame.” twitter.com/...
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May 8, 2016

I expect to die and come back as a weird bug and look over...

@goldman @rhizome @Miranda_July @ev I expect to die and come back as a weird bug and look over and there's a purple bird and it's @anildash.
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May 8, 2016

Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal...

Oh god prison videoconferencing is a product with literal lock-in mic.com/...
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May 8, 2016

(It's also funded by the Sara & @ev Williams...

@goldman @rhizome @Miranda_July (It's also funded by the Sara & @ev Williams Foundation, you literally can't get away from these people.)
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May 8, 2016

nick has good taste in podcasts

@RachelFersh nick has good taste in podcasts
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May 8, 2016

it's live-screaming https://twitter.com/rhizome/status/72935...

it's live-screaming twitter.com/...
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May 8, 2016

This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive...

This NYT obesity series is going to end with a big positive science reveal that gives reason for hope, right? Right? Right? Right? 🍕🍩🍦🍺😰💀👻
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May 8, 2016

I would revel in the redundancy

@tomskee I would revel in the redundancy
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May 8, 2016

its gonna happen for you, I believe

@leahfinnegan its gonna happen for you, I believe
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May 8, 2016

If I ever really made it I think I would have my own water...

If I ever really made it I think I would have my own water fountain, and maybe a cool shed with a daybed.
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May 8, 2016

The two true luxuries I wanted in life were a washer/dryer...

The two true luxuries I wanted in life were a washer/dryer and a fridge that dispenses ice from the front. 20 years later here we are.
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May 8, 2016

Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched...

Was just about to sleep and realized I hadn't switched clothes to dryer and was gonna complain but remembered: I have a washer and dryer.
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May 7, 2016

I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K...

I'm doing a project that involves looking through ~200K tweets and that one was the probably the best. twitter.com/...
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May 7, 2016

when you live in a frozen household you welcome both...

@lindseyweber when you live in a frozen household you welcome both versions equally
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May 7, 2016

i know me too

@kzwa i know me too
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May 7, 2016

hmmmmm https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/729131967111925760/...

hmmmmm twitter.com/...
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May 7, 2016

Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special...

Oh god I remember this. Mother's Day is like a special punishment for couples going through fertility stuff. twitter.com/...
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May 6, 2016

Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory...

Question for the hivemind: [Ceaseless interrogatory buzzing.]
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May 6, 2016

Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered...

Questions for the hivemind: Have you ever considered non-hexagonal cells for the drone brood?
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May 6, 2016

Parsec torpedoes https://twitter.com/garrettwilkin/status/72...

Parsec torpedoes twitter.com/...
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May 6, 2016

Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL...

Doesn’t matter how big or tough you think you are—we ALL have our own two-meter-wide thermal exhaust ports vulnerable to proton torpedoes.
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May 6, 2016

you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still...

you know what's coming and then it happens and it's still pretty good (via @metafilter) youtube.com/...
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May 6, 2016

And just one more thing—look at this ganache.

@bn2b And just one more thing—look at this ganache.
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May 6, 2016

can't hear you over the sound of this raging launch party

@amyhoy can't hear you over the sound of this raging launch party
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May 6, 2016

Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold.

Daily reminder that I am an excruciating scold.
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May 6, 2016

It takes about six hours to cook and after you take five...

@bn2b It takes about six hours to cook and after you take five bites it stops and asks you to install a new cake.
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May 6, 2016

must have been visiting from park slope

@maureenflaherty must have been visiting from park slope
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May 6, 2016

I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty...

I couldn't afford a Mac cake but they say this is pretty good too. twitter.com/...
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May 6, 2016

the mac looks lIke it is made of fondant in any case

the mac looks lIke it is made of fondant in any case
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May 6, 2016

I have a lot of fantasies of making one. My cake would look...

I have a lot of fantasies of making one. My cake would look like a Mac SE 30 with little fondant disk icons and menus.
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May 6, 2016

I recognize the hands of certain bakers now. The way they...

I recognize the hands of certain bakers now. The way they roll out modeling chocolate or put on a crumb coat.
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May 5, 2016

My children and I watched a video about making a cake that...

My children and I watched a video about making a cake that looks like an open potato chip bag. I have seen hundreds of cake videos.
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May 5, 2016

totoro don't rate things eric

@ericdfields totoro don't rate things eric
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May 5, 2016

Lot of product growth at Twitter....

Lot of product growth at Twitter. twitter.com/...
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May 5, 2016

i think this was my best tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

i think this was my best tweet twitter.com/...
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May 5, 2016

Yes, you can. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/728327445...

Yes, you can. twitter.com/...
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May 5, 2016

sure, totally fine

@ctbeiser sure, totally fine
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May 5, 2016

I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU....

I can confirm that this is true. We'd love to talk to YOU. twitter.com/...
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May 5, 2016

i feel this way ALL THE TIME

@ginatrapani i feel this way ALL THE TIME
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May 5, 2016

not that, but read the "retirement" section—it's in...

@bennyfactor not that, but read the "retirement" section—it's in half-English half-Wikipedia cut-and-paste language en.wikipedia.org/...
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May 5, 2016

I feel this coat of arms is excessive...

I feel this coat of arms is excessive commons.wikimedia.org/... _Prince_of_Vergara.svg
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May 5, 2016

wait what did he do now

@reppep wait what did he do now
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May 5, 2016

How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you...

How long do you have to stay a regional treasure before you are promoted to national treasure?
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May 5, 2016

there is no easy way to see the full name of this song on...

there is no easy way to see the full name of this song on Spotify
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May 5, 2016

If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's...

If you can't sleep this album of adaptations of Lamb's Tales From Shakespeare by Derek Jacobi will do the trick open.spotify.com/...
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May 4, 2016

the woman on my right has a vial of blood necklace and the...

the woman on my right has a vial of blood necklace and the guy in front of me keeps a picture of his girlfriend in his bible
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May 4, 2016

EIGHT FULL SECONDS

@uhAndrew EIGHT FULL SECONDS
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May 4, 2016

bus leaves port authority at 10pm arrives montreal 8am and...

bus leaves port authority at 10pm arrives montreal 8am and stops at an arbys bring sweatpants and gummi bears
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May 4, 2016

who wants to take a bus to canada listening to the mountain...

who wants to take a bus to canada listening to the mountain goats on a sony discman
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May 4, 2016

we never looked back and never had any regret about the...

@hubs @bn2b we never looked back and never had any regret about the time we spent there. but it was over. and that was fine.
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May 4, 2016

it's the natural conclusion of the entire experiment. we're...

@bn2b it's the natural conclusion of the entire experiment. we're done here.
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May 4, 2016

TRIPLE CROWN: REDDIT + BITCOIN + FALLACIES

@bn2b TRIPLE CROWN: REDDIT + BITCOIN + FALLACIES
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May 4, 2016

i think “same girl” may be the most terrible song that is...

i think “same girl” may be the most terrible song that is also a perfect song
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May 4, 2016

now that's just borrowing scale, tom

@tjl now that's just borrowing scale, tom
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May 4, 2016

yeah but about half of the code i've written in the last...

@tjl yeah but about half of the code i've written in the last ten years should just have been in perl
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May 4, 2016

unzipping TOSEC zips from http://archive.org on my 4-core...

@tjl unzipping TOSEC zips from archive.org on my 4-core ubuntu box using GNU parallel which is in perl feels good man
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May 4, 2016

took a screenshot for you tom i'm unzipping with EVERY core...

@tjl took a screenshot for you tom i'm unzipping with EVERY core twitter.com/...
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May 4, 2016

Molly where are we right now what is this place

@themollysimms Molly where are we right now what is this place
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May 4, 2016

This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace.

This is actually a Givenchy shark tooth necklace.
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May 4, 2016

that's how it happens

@hubs that's how it happens
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May 4, 2016

why is he playing clarinet

@patbits why is he playing clarinet
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May 4, 2016

The user interface to our CRM has become...a god....

The user interface to our CRM has become...a god. twitter.com/...
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May 4, 2016

If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the...

If you are in a cab and just look straight at people on the street and nod slowly smiling with your eyelids half shut they are so confused.
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May 4, 2016

i love the way in the last graf where you take reader from...

@page88 i love the way in the last graf where you take reader from “oh yeah RIGHT Virginia” to “oh holy hell”
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May 4, 2016

“Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my...

“Hillary and Monica both now speak eloquently for my experience” — @page88 (also that concluding graf!) @page88/hillary-and-monica-9b2a717747c9#.8iacxe270" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@page88/hillary-and-monica-9b2a717747c9#.8iacxe270
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May 4, 2016

innnnnteresting (i think jwz is one of our better cultural...

@hananc innnnnteresting (i think jwz is one of our better cultural critics)
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May 3, 2016

If I ever made you feel like shit I apologize. Unless it...

If I ever made you feel like shit I apologize. Unless it was just jealousy. In which case, you're welcome for the motivation.
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May 3, 2016

That would be a really bad use of your talents.

That would be a really bad use of your talents.
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May 3, 2016

And its like if you get on THEIR program then one day if...

And its like if you get on THEIR program then one day if you are lucky you can be someone who makes OTHER people feel like shit on Twitter.
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May 3, 2016

Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like...

Man a lot of people on Twitter just want you to feel like shit.
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May 2, 2016

I mean its more that we just marvel, watch the videos....

@amyhoy I mean its more that we just marvel, watch the videos. She's...remarkable.
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May 2, 2016

we talk about her a LOT at work

@amyhoy we talk about her a LOT at work
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May 2, 2016

GOOD IDEA can doctors just do that?

@jimmy0x52 GOOD IDEA can doctors just do that?
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May 2, 2016

i also just started riding my bike to work THIS MORNING

@jimmy0x52 i also just started riding my bike to work THIS MORNING
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May 2, 2016

DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF SWEATER VESTS

DOOMED TO A LIFETIME OF SWEATER VESTS
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May 2, 2016

as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible...

as someone who lost 140 and gained back 90 this is horrible and accurate nytimes.com/...
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May 2, 2016

in perl 6 the regex grammar has been radically altered,...

@rustyk5 in perl 6 the regex grammar has been radically altered, creating a more engaging and expressive framework for parsing and processin
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May 2, 2016

when select/all and re/code merge it can be...

when select/all and re/code merge it can be select/re/code/all or maybe reselect//allcode or possibly select/code & re/all, or just //
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May 2, 2016

You can have your own web server for a few bucks a month....

@AGoldmund You can have your own web server for a few bucks a month. But: neocities.org is probably what you want.
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May 2, 2016

when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman...

when i need to reboot my brain I think of ronnie coleman lifting massive weights going AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT youtube.com/...
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May 1, 2016

i didn't know about him before this. i could watch this for...

@jrobertlennon i didn't know about him before this. i could watch this for a decade straight.
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May 1, 2016

Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on...

Been watching this and can't really stop. Saw it on @metafilter. youtube.com/...
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May 1, 2016

I started to see the death lights walking around today

@_cynar I started to see the death lights walking around today
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May 1, 2016

this makes it necessary to keep playing in order to have...

@_cynar this makes it necessary to keep playing in order to have your revenge
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May 1, 2016

I've made it that far but only once

@_cynar I've made it that far but only once
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May 1, 2016

I wish twitter worked more like slither.io

I wish twitter worked more like slither.io
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May 1, 2016

Blake he's just 1.0 and thus more old school than me

@bdeskin @gerkeno @atduskgreg Blake he's just 1.0 and thus more old school than me
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May 1, 2016

i've nearly bought one like ten times

@gerkeno @atduskgreg i've nearly bought one like ten times
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May 1, 2016

heh there are dozens, I think. and some with kickstart...

@atduskgreg @gerkeno heh there are dozens, I think. and some with kickstart icons, too.
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May 1, 2016

oh there are PLENTY of old amiga nerds with workbench...

@atduskgreg @gerkeno oh there are PLENTY of old amiga nerds with workbench icons, we're all bound together by missing that beautiful machine
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May 1, 2016

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ľ͆ͨͣ̽̚i͌ͯ̀͋̐ͣ͑̚k̔̆̆̄̆̃ͥ̚ë̑͆͂ ̉̓͂ͪ͐̑̆ͫͥa͐͌̊ͤ̅̅͐ͯ ̌l̉ͫ͛ͥ̑͗̈́iͮ͐͑̔͋̀̊̂t͒̓t̃̑̇̆ͧ̃̓̍lͯ̏ͤ́̀eͣ̔̄̊ ͛̆͊ͣb͒ͤ̈́̎̃a͗͑̾̈̋͌̑ͤb̏̌ͤy twitter.com/...
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May 1, 2016

in my case it wasn't even planned, they just killed the...

@DavidQuammen @fedward @business @NatGeo in my case it wasn't even planned, they just killed the other pieces & said “you'll sit here now.”
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May 1, 2016

oh yeah it's the craziest thing, you're talking two out of...

@DavidQuammen @fedward @business @NatGeo oh yeah it's the craziest thing, you're talking two out of ~3,000 issues of biggish magazines
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May 1, 2016

the fabulous screech (game about a cat)...

the fabulous screech (game about a cat) kongregate.com/...
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May 1, 2016

I meant echo "unzip $a && rm $a" but that parsed...

@hyperpape I meant

echo "unzip $a && rm $a"

but that parsed as

echo "unzip $a" && rm $a

and since the echo always succeeds the rm runs
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Apr 30, 2016

Very rich people live in hotels. Many poor people live in...

@davidcho Very rich people live in hotels. Many poor people live in motels.
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Apr 30, 2016

...I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the...

...I'm in the office of the inspector general, I'm in the combination library of congress and office of the inspecto twitter.com/...
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Apr 30, 2016

what latent corpora could I be parsing? It makes me nervous.

@tjl what latent corpora could I be parsing? It makes me nervous.
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Apr 30, 2016

I think a lot about unused cycles tom its how I get to sleep

@tjl I think a lot about unused cycles tom its how I get to sleep
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