Ftrain, by Paul Ford

March 2015

Mar 31, 2015

The Long DayQuil's Journey Into NyQuil.

The Long DayQuil's Journey Into NyQuil.
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Mar 31, 2015

“Maybe this just-announced product or service is intended...

“Maybe this just-announced product or service is intended for someone who has different needs than me.” —No human in recorded history
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Mar 31, 2015

they count against me

@gknauss they count against me
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Mar 31, 2015

where you put off writing a first draft for six or eight...

@karen_e where you put off writing a first draft for six or eight months?
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Mar 31, 2015

right now my cold is at the level of i don't want to work...

right now my cold is at the level of i don't want to work but i should and i just want it to hurry up and get to watch futurama for 6 hours
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Mar 31, 2015

i want my cold to get worse

i want my cold to get worse
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Mar 31, 2015

i have to write so many things today

i have to write so many things today
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Mar 31, 2015

I have a cold

I have a cold
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Mar 31, 2015

yeah i mean they're just going to be everywhere and it...

@thanland yeah i mean they're just going to be everywhere and it could get hilarious
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Mar 31, 2015

i know but like this makes SO MUCH sense I can't even argue...

@thanland i know but like this makes SO MUCH sense I can't even argue with them
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Mar 31, 2015

I had every chance to make things better.

I had every chance to make things better.
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Mar 31, 2015

I tweeted out a selection of my own stuff with a typo in it.

I tweeted out a selection of my own stuff with a typo in it.
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Mar 31, 2015

Who will triage my email? WHOOOOOooooooo —@ftrain...

Who will triage my email? WHOOOOOooooooo —@ftrain #0742--share-0-238" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/message/my-failed-experiment-in-time-travel-3aa2240a6bc0?source=tw-168dab556633-1427817493282#0742--share-0-238 twitter.com/...
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Mar 31, 2015

go oooonnnnnnn

@h0h0h0 go oooonnnnnnn
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Mar 31, 2015

definitely used to be MUCH longer, at least from direct...

@BradyDale definitely used to be MUCH longer, at least from direct observation if not analysis
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Mar 31, 2015

I mean our forebears did fine and lived decent lives...

@BradyDale I mean our forebears did fine and lived decent lives without several gigs of email.
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Mar 31, 2015

I totally understand that but also as someone who spent...

@BradyDale I totally understand that but also as someone who spent tons of time to get all that stuff in one place, I want to erase it all.
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Mar 31, 2015

“So now I had my a laboratory for exploring my own past. I...

“So now I had my a laboratory for exploring my own past. I began to…” —@ftrain #3542--share-0-205" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/message/my-failed-experiment-in-time-travel-3aa2240a6bc0?source=tw-168dab556633-1427809165383#3542--share-0-205 twitter.com/...
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Mar 31, 2015

Just to be clear this is a real photo of me using skype to...

Just to be clear this is a real photo of me using skype to do the podcast in this tweet twitter.com/...
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Mar 31, 2015

You know how I write things and they sort of knit the...

You know how I write things and they sort of knit the technological and emotional worlds together? NOT THIS ONE. medium.com/...
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Mar 30, 2015

Me: “Every nursing home is actually a media organization!”...

Me: “Every nursing home is actually a media organization!” Attendant: “Sure thing Mr. Ford. Here, you get 50 karmafavs for convergaging.”
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Mar 30, 2015

“Poor Mr. Ford keeps talking about some Internet? Made by...

“Poor Mr. Ford keeps talking about some Internet? Made by people? It's like he never heard of the TubeVideoNet.”
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Mar 30, 2015

“If we approach the talent show as a system and work with...

“If we approach the talent show as a system and work with dining services maybe we can have canned peaches while the kids sing carols.”
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Mar 30, 2015

I worry that I'll be drawing box-and-arrow charts in the...

I worry that I'll be drawing box-and-arrow charts in the old folks home. “Just let Dad graffle, it's what he knows best.”
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Mar 30, 2015

People just can't tolerate how little their opinion matters.

@maureenflaherty People just can't tolerate how little their opinion matters.
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Mar 30, 2015

this is why i'm here. this is my whole function. to not...

@leahfinnegan this is why i'm here. this is my whole function. to not forget. to never forget.
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Mar 30, 2015

literally 22 years of my life now in this conversation with...

@leahfinnegan literally 22 years of my life now in this conversation with no resolution and i've gone from young unknown writer to old unkno
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Mar 30, 2015

Oh duh that was a link to producthunt the actual beep boop...

Oh duh that was a link to producthunt the actual beep boop thing is beatport.com/...
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Mar 30, 2015

whoa. thanks for ripping that out of yourself with a rusty...

@Lencicki whoa. thanks for ripping that out of yourself with a rusty can opener.
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Mar 30, 2015

My friends made this app that plays beep boop music and I...

My friends made this app that plays beep boop music and I love it producthunt.com/...
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Mar 30, 2015

“Call your girl friends. Go out together and get yourself...

“Call your girl friends. Go out together and get yourself pampered. Call it a spa day.” jimromenesko.com/...
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Mar 30, 2015

Michael don't make it sad.

@sippey @Choire Michael don't make it sad.
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Mar 30, 2015

i support your choice to use portrait mode although not...

@rustyk5 i support your choice to use portrait mode although not everyone would
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Mar 30, 2015

“Across the hall works the man Berns praises ‘as the guy...

“Across the hall works the man Berns praises ‘as the guy who finally solved the mystery of scrod.’” jsonline.com/...
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Mar 30, 2015

“The baffled doctor asked what she meant by ‘ticklebox.’”...

“The baffled doctor asked what she meant by ‘ticklebox.’” jsonline.com/...
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Mar 29, 2015

Tonight: Ease into Monday watching Katie and Sam do PPT for...

Tonight: Ease into Monday watching Katie and Sam do PPT for a bunch of Germans who stumbled in from the High Line facebook.com/...
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Mar 29, 2015

So @katienotopoulos is a human toilet so it'll be cool to...

So @katienotopoulos is a human toilet so it'll be cool to watch her present PowerPoint slideshows SPONCON REDBULL facebook.com/...
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Mar 29, 2015

You need a verified person to retweet, that usually makes...

@AGoldmund You need a verified person to retweet, that usually makes things beep. Try @PJVogt?
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Mar 29, 2015

I mean, it already is, but more so.

I mean, it already is, but more so.
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Mar 28, 2015

My autobiography title will be “What did I just step in: A...

@delfuego My autobiography title will be “What did I just step in: A father's journey”
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Mar 28, 2015

Mo just told the twins that Kriss Kross's “Jump” is an...

Mo just told the twins that Kriss Kross's “Jump” is an “Easter bunny song.”
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Mar 28, 2015

they really like a song about monkeys jumping on the bed now

@leahfinnegan they really like a song about monkeys jumping on the bed now
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Mar 28, 2015

yes but we pulled it off the playlist

@leahfinnegan yes but we pulled it off the playlist
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Mar 28, 2015

a lot of them are liberals who love the truth too

@leahfinnegan a lot of them are liberals who love the truth too
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Mar 28, 2015

he loves npr and wants to keep it pure

@leahfinnegan he loves npr and wants to keep it pure
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Mar 28, 2015

it is a living document of our times

@leahfinnegan it is a living document of our times
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Mar 28, 2015

it's also convinced that it is being censored in real time

@leahfinnegan it's also convinced that it is being censored in real time
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Mar 28, 2015

did you read it? It's against NPR, feminism, Nitasha, Pao,...

@leahfinnegan did you read it? It's against NPR, feminism, Nitasha, Pao, social justice, liberals, and Reddit gold, and is just starting.
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Mar 28, 2015

This Reddit thread regarding the Ellen PAO verdict is the...

This Reddit thread regarding the Ellen PAO verdict is the ultimate Internet shitshow. reddit.com/...
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Mar 27, 2015

Man some people I'm married to really don't want to hear...

Man some people I'm married to really don't want to hear any more Marina and the Diamonds songs on repeat.
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Mar 27, 2015

NO WAY, this is the good stuff, this is why I read all...

@maureenflaherty @goldman NO WAY, this is the good stuff, this is why I read all those penmanship manuals from the 1880s.
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Mar 27, 2015

wut noooo that piece was really good and I learned from it

@ReadMatter @mrgunn wut noooo that piece was really good and I learned from it
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Mar 27, 2015

Oh god I'm reading this now, “The project would be a...

@leahfinnegan @Choire Oh god I'm reading this now, “The project would be a gamechanger”
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Mar 27, 2015

I can totally see you as a Fagin sending orphans out to...

@leahfinnegan @Choire I can totally see you as a Fagin sending orphans out to steal fresh ramps at Whole Foods
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Mar 27, 2015

sure we can make something work for way under $3k/mo

@leahfinnegan @Choire sure we can make something work for way under $3k/mo
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Mar 27, 2015

Maybe you can stow away in the Gowanus arcology ductwork...

@leahfinnegan @Choire Maybe you can stow away in the Gowanus arcology ductwork with the other members of the Smith St. Blood Scavengers?
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Mar 27, 2015

detroit? how are you with six-hour freegan potlucks where...

@leahfinnegan @Choire detroit? how are you with six-hour freegan potlucks where people talk brickwork?
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Mar 27, 2015

you could get a good sandwich for $3.50

@Choire you could get a good sandwich for $3.50
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Mar 27, 2015

i remember this place before they built all the sun towers...

@Choire i remember this place before they built all the sun towers fit only for gods
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Mar 27, 2015

okay so trot out your arcologies piece i guess?

@Choire okay so trot out your arcologies piece i guess?
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Mar 27, 2015

leah you're a brilliant writer known for your eyewear and...

@leahfinnegan @haleymlotek leah you're a brilliant writer known for your eyewear and one day i bet you will wear sunglasses for Céline
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Mar 27, 2015

|■_■¬)) Joan Didion for Céline

|■_■¬)) Joan Didion for Céline
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Mar 27, 2015

The memes are finding their natural home now, heavy in our...

The memes are finding their natural home now, heavy in our bowels. twitter.com/...
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Mar 27, 2015

We're all like, “Yes, those cats ARE OKCupid,” and Ira...

We're all like, “Yes, those cats ARE OKCupid,” and Ira Hayes turns his head in the Iwo Jima picture and looks perplexed and saddened.
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Mar 27, 2015

Pretty often using software I can feel everyone who lived...

Pretty often using software I can feel everyone who lived through the 30s and 40s shaking their heads.
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Mar 26, 2015

My wife put up more Easter door rabbits. I call this...

My wife put up more Easter door rabbits. I call this iteration of the wreath Mad Max Beyond Thumperdome. twitter.com/...
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Mar 26, 2015

Like so many people I have been seduced by Java Server...

@goldman @hoverbird Like so many people I have been seduced by Java Server Faces Dancers.
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Mar 26, 2015

OH MY GOD THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SECTION

@droob OH MY GOD THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SECTION
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Mar 26, 2015

I have heard rumblings of concern from the Whitespacing...

@hoverbird @goldman I have heard rumblings of concern from the Whitespacing Guild
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Mar 26, 2015

that shit is so real

that shit is so real
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Mar 26, 2015

I just showed my @svaixd class some of the 5,000 pages of...

I just showed my @svaixd class some of the 5,000 pages of ECMA-376 4th edition Part 1, “Office Open XML” ecma-international.org/...
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Mar 26, 2015

after a long winter of dicks I discovered in myself an...

@rustyk5 after a long winter of dicks I discovered in myself an invincible summer, but also of dicks.
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Mar 26, 2015

let's do this http://mlkshk.com/p/13EXU

let's do this mlkshk.com/...
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Mar 25, 2015

I feel that way every day of my life

@lifewinning I feel that way every day of my life
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Mar 25, 2015

sometimes she shakes her head at me she gets dizzy

@leahfinnegan sometimes she shakes her head at me she gets dizzy
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Mar 25, 2015

but I can't exactly read when mo drives

@leahfinnegan but I can't exactly read when mo drives
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Mar 25, 2015

no I can't my license expired

@leahfinnegan no I can't my license expired
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Mar 25, 2015

reading is hard when you drive tho

@leahfinnegan reading is hard when you drive tho
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Mar 25, 2015

you know what's more fun are dickens's notes because he...

@leahfinnegan you know what's more fun are dickens's notes because he cannot stand america
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Mar 25, 2015

listening to this radio program might put things in...

@leahfinnegan listening to this radio program might put things in perspective archive.org/...
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Mar 25, 2015

im real sorry. Hope it works out for you.

@leahfinnegan im real sorry. Hope it works out for you.
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Mar 25, 2015

you've closed this tab before yes?

@leahfinnegan you've closed this tab before yes?
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Mar 25, 2015

panic on the streets of ask.fm

@Choire panic on the streets of ask.fm
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Mar 25, 2015

Also we got Electronic which softened the blow.

Also we got Electronic which softened the blow.
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Mar 25, 2015

the world is so big and has so many eels in it

@NicolePasulka the world is so big and has so many eels in it
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Mar 25, 2015

no dude it was a whole THING, there were pages dedicated to...

@NicolePasulka no dude it was a whole THING, there were pages dedicated to it and so forth
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Mar 24, 2015

Do you accept payment in attention?

@MacherM @Choire @Awl Do you accept payment in attention?
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Mar 24, 2015

“New York City media” can be abbreviated to just “media”...

“New York City media” can be abbreviated to just “media” with no loss of meaning.
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Mar 24, 2015

“I mean, Twitter was basically ruined as soon as New York...

“I mean, Twitter was basically ruined as soon as New York City media discovered it in 2010 or so, anyway.” capitalnewyork.com/...
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Mar 24, 2015

Good to see @goldman making something of himself.

Good to see @goldman making something of himself.
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Mar 24, 2015

[Also let me know if I can answer any questions. Glad to...

@Bill_Braine @MasterCardNews [Also let me know if I can answer any questions. Glad to explain story. No pressure!]
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Mar 23, 2015

i'm thinking something more general interest rather than...

@hondanhon @sixfoot6 @rustyk5 i'm thinking something more general interest rather than vertical-driven
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Mar 23, 2015

i mean but i do think in the last ten years everyone has...

@hondanhon @sixfoot6 @rustyk5 i mean but i do think in the last ten years everyone has gotten smarter, maybe?
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Mar 23, 2015

i have a fantasy of a publication that is just one medium...

@sixfoot6 @hondanhon @rustyk5 i have a fantasy of a publication that is just one medium rectangle ad that goes forever
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Mar 23, 2015

like it can be so reactive, so like, BF-style identity...

@jennydeluxe @nxthompson @rustyk5 like it can be so reactive, so like, BF-style identity content is probably going to kill
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Mar 23, 2015

i mean i think it'll be a kind of "what works for our...

@jennydeluxe @nxthompson @rustyk5 i mean i think it'll be a kind of "what works for our enormous revenue-generating platform" thing
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Mar 23, 2015

is facebook even the web at this point or is this just like...

@anildash @rustyk5 is facebook even the web at this point or is this just like syndicating to AOL
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Mar 23, 2015

like the existence of this product implies FB will be...

@nxthompson @rustyk5 like the existence of this product implies FB will be better able to circulate your content if you feed it metadata.
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Mar 23, 2015

i mean, that is a side effect of publishers using their...

@nxthompson @rustyk5 i mean, that is a side effect of publishers using their platform, right? question of degree.
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Mar 23, 2015

like it seems like people are diversifying to pinterest

@rustyk5 like it seems like people are diversifying to pinterest
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Mar 23, 2015

i mean i think the smarter folks know they need to...

@rustyk5 i mean i think the smarter folks know they need to diversify? the risk is if social as a category implodes.
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Mar 23, 2015

the sad thing is that the shortest path to better media is...

@rustyk5 the sad thing is that the shortest path to better media is innovative digital advertising products but that bums people out so hard
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Mar 23, 2015

well i mean the risk is taking any kind of facebook growth...

@rustyk5 well i mean the risk is taking any kind of facebook growth as a continuing revenue stream, right? like people did with google ads.
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Mar 23, 2015

eh the online ad networks are such a nightmare that the...

@rustyk5 eh the online ad networks are such a nightmare that the increase in revenue from FB is probably a net gain
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Mar 23, 2015

You know what was a nice Twitter era? When everyone had...

You know what was a nice Twitter era? When everyone had Minecraft avatars.
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Mar 23, 2015

sure and the publisher will be named zuckleberger

@rustyk5 sure and the publisher will be named zuckleberger
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Mar 23, 2015

I mean at that scale if you can keep 20% of people from...

@rustyk5 I mean at that scale if you can keep 20% of people from going away for 10 mins you're talking how many 100s of millions of dollars?
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Mar 23, 2015

Sure, don't break the flow, up engagement time, sell new...

@rustyk5 Sure, don't break the flow, up engagement time, sell new dynamic ad products with nominal revenue split, lower risk.
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Mar 23, 2015

It's much cheaper than acquiring companies.

@rustyk5 It's much cheaper than acquiring companies.
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Mar 23, 2015

The Computerland professor describes his students as “a...

The Computerland professor describes his students as “a generation gifted with total vision at birth” which is a realllly good burn.
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Mar 23, 2015

wow i never knew about the newsousorur dot blogspot dot...

@leahfinnegan wow i never knew about the newsousorur dot blogspot dot com?
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Mar 23, 2015

Here is a page https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/58019405372...

Here is a page twitter.com/...
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Mar 23, 2015

I found a book, TRAVELS IN COMPUTERLAND, by an English Prof...

I found a book, TRAVELS IN COMPUTERLAND, by an English Prof who encoded 8,000 British theater performances 1600–1800 into a database in 1971
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Mar 23, 2015

Every time Facebook or Apple or Google or Amazon does...

Every time Facebook or Apple or Google or Amazon does anything weird I like to smile really big and say, “and this is just the beginning!”
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Mar 23, 2015

“Like Facebook, media companies also want improved user...

“Like Facebook, media companies also want improved user experiences.” nytimes.com/...
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Mar 23, 2015

Thank you for letting me work this evening.

@maureenflaherty Thank you for letting me work this evening.
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Mar 23, 2015

basically if it happened anywhere but pro publica it would...

@dpwenger @loisbeckett basically if it happened anywhere but pro publica it would be really cool
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Mar 23, 2015

I took this test and it said I was 96% millennial and that...

I took this test and it said I was 96% millennial and that made me cry so now I'm 100% millennial JESUS JUST KIDDING twitter.com/...
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Mar 23, 2015

probably not really startups, now that i think about. more...

@phildini probably not really startups, now that i think about. more big global companies with giant ad budgets.
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Mar 23, 2015

yea--but with the caveat that they are actually working...

@phildini yea--but with the caveat that they are actually working from a "brand newsroom," preferably a real space
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Mar 23, 2015

I'm going back through Twitter and I realize I've said some...

I'm going back through Twitter and I realize I've said some mean things about brands.
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Mar 23, 2015

Well brand newsrooms are where agencies/brands set up shop...

@phildini Well brand newsrooms are where agencies/brands set up shop to interact and react with social media. So that specific thing.
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Mar 23, 2015

Fun fact! I wrote a functional signage usage guide for...

@Bill_Braine @MasterCardNews Fun fact! I wrote a functional signage usage guide for MasterCard back in ye olden days.
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Mar 23, 2015

this is not helpful

@iano this is not helpful
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Mar 23, 2015

I want to embed in a brand newsroom, participate if...

I want to embed in a brand newsroom, participate if possible, and write about it. Is your brand #brave enough to let me in? ford@ftrain.com
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Mar 23, 2015

the procrastination checks i wrote all weekend just got...

the procrastination checks i wrote all weekend just got cashed
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Mar 23, 2015

dude nooooo way the way my brain works i'd need to start by...

@joeld dude nooooo way the way my brain works i'd need to start by learning hebrew
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Mar 22, 2015

a shriekback is three ounces of gin with a slice of...

@maureenflaherty a shriekback is three ounces of gin with a slice of cucumber and some mint
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Mar 22, 2015

you always forget how good it is

@jennydeluxe you always forget how good it is
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Mar 22, 2015

lionel drunkie is so good

@jennydeluxe lionel drunkie is so good
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Mar 22, 2015

Bartender I will have a Midnight Runner and give my friend...

Bartender I will have a Midnight Runner and give my friend a Public Enemy, and give the ladies at that table a Cameo and a Soft Cell.
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Mar 22, 2015

A Simply Red is cranberry vodka with a lonely man's tears...

A Simply Red is cranberry vodka with a lonely man's tears for a mixer.
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Mar 22, 2015

chris the police are just the backing band for dream of the...

@axlotl chris the police are just the backing band for dream of the blue turtles
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Mar 22, 2015

Why aren't more cocktails named for 80s pop acts? I'd drink...

Why aren't more cocktails named for 80s pop acts? I'd drink a Phil Collins, a Simply Red, a Sting, a Speedwagon, and, obviously, Champaign.
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Mar 22, 2015

serious long low exhale

@fhwang serious long low exhale
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Mar 22, 2015

James Carville said Pennsylvania is two cities,...

@theodoreross James Carville said Pennsylvania is two cities, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between.
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Mar 22, 2015

I don't know if you can know me unless you've been in a van...

I don't know if you can know me unless you've been in a van with a youth group and a Mike & the Mechanics song comes on everyone sings along
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Mar 22, 2015

I keep channeling the pun-making interfaith ministers of my...

I keep channeling the pun-making interfaith ministers of my youth and thinking things like, “What we REALLY need is #gracetogether, right?”
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Mar 22, 2015

Is it red like the walls of the USS Constitution, to hide...

@AGoldmund @laura_june Is it red like the walls of the USS Constitution, to hide the blood of sailors?
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Mar 22, 2015

“Did I tell you my crazy dream last night?” “Yes, I think...

“Did I tell you my crazy dream last night?” “Yes, I think so.” “Nice try. Now I am going to tell it in detail as your reward.”
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Mar 22, 2015

kapie you are like the people asking thrush to prove he...

@katienotopoulos kapie you are like the people asking thrush to prove he fucked a fefo
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Mar 22, 2015

I know kapie I've been keeping track

@katienotopoulos I know kapie I've been keeping track
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Mar 22, 2015

I.e. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/579771432235708416/ph...

I.e. twitter.com/...
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Mar 22, 2015

My wife hung up some toy bunnies with ribbon as an Easter...

My wife hung up some toy bunnies with ribbon as an Easter decoration for our front door, but it looks like a warning to all bad rabbits.
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Mar 22, 2015

sleeeeeeeeep nowwwwwwwww sleeeeeeeeeeep...

@rustyk5 sleeeeeeeeep nowwwwwwwww

sleeeeeeeeeeep nooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Mar 22, 2015

No, sadly! What was it?

@izzaboo No, sadly! What was it?
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Mar 22, 2015

Growing up near Philadelphia I can tell you that, at the...

Growing up near Philadelphia I can tell you that, at the truly best hoagie shops, people working the slicer are missing fingers.
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Mar 22, 2015

Welcome to Ditmas, glad you are visiting from Bangladesh,...

Welcome to Ditmas, glad you are visiting from Bangladesh, we will now randomly shoot your baby in the leg. 7online.com/...
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Mar 22, 2015

The song is extremely uplifting. The lyrics are as positive...

@iano @goldman @fmanjoo The song is extremely uplifting. The lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.
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Mar 22, 2015

jason are you oneshotting tweets

@goldman @fmanjoo jason are you oneshotting tweets
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Mar 20, 2015

I'm pretty sure that I have now spent more time watching TV...

I'm pretty sure that I have now spent more time watching TV shows about World War II than America spent fighting World War II.
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Mar 20, 2015

/me writes in notebook, nods

@redkeg /me writes in notebook, nods
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Mar 20, 2015

wait do you rhyme with vanilla or kia

@redkeg wait do you rhyme with vanilla or kia
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Mar 20, 2015

I literally have no idea what everyone is obsessing over.

@PJVogt I literally have no idea what everyone is obsessing over.
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Mar 20, 2015

I need to learn a lot of stuff before I run my big mouth.

@mjanssen @currentpubmedia I need to learn a lot of stuff before I run my big mouth.
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Mar 20, 2015

Radio: All the work of TV, with all the glamour of print.

Radio: All the work of TV, with all the glamour of print.
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Mar 20, 2015

I am learning a little about story-driven radio production...

I am learning a little about story-driven radio production and after many years of working in magazines I can assure you that it is insane.
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Mar 20, 2015

http://www.metafilter.com/129883/The-camera-never-falls-over...

@pareene @leahfinnegan @tomscocca #5082439" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.metafilter.com/129883/The-camera-never-falls-over-during-a-scene-Actors-are-always-in-frame#5082439
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Mar 20, 2015

thanks for the opportunity for me to learn to be even more...

@leahfinnegan @RachelFersh thanks for the opportunity for me to learn to be even more awesome
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Mar 20, 2015

It's also one of the places where you can stand and be...

@RachelFersh @leahfinnegan It's also one of the places where you can stand and be nervous before readings.
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Mar 20, 2015

No, I recognized the spot but did not understand the true...

@RachelFersh @leahfinnegan No, I recognized the spot but did not understand the true significance.
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Mar 20, 2015

you pass it on the way to housing works to appear on panels?

@leahfinnegan you pass it on the way to housing works to appear on panels?
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Mar 20, 2015

near housing works alley thing?

@leahfinnegan near housing works alley thing?
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Mar 19, 2015

He or she seems fine, though, well-socialized,...

@jeremyzilar @richziade He or she seems fine, though, well-socialized, super-friendly. And it was a very, very long leash.
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Mar 19, 2015

and so fucking boring

@Choire and so fucking boring
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Mar 18, 2015

This dinosaur is still in our house, and he's doing okay,...

This dinosaur is still in our house, and he's doing okay, but he's clearly yearning for home. ditmasparkcorner.com/... twitter.com/...
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Mar 18, 2015

I imagine her closing her eyes and taking a long breath...

@leahfinnegan @joshualamorey I imagine her closing her eyes and taking a long breath several times a day.
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Mar 18, 2015

if i hadn't squandered every professional opportunity i'd...

@leahfinnegan @joshualamorey if i hadn't squandered every professional opportunity i'd assign that
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Mar 18, 2015

leah you could pull off a good essay on the book of ruth

@leahfinnegan @joshualamorey leah you could pull off a good essay on the book of ruth
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Mar 18, 2015

depends on the church

@CalebSexton depends on the church
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Mar 18, 2015

or DARWIN with a big sad trombone sound

@CalebSexton or DARWIN with a big sad trombone sound
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Mar 18, 2015

haha yes, but i mean but also I kind of felt for him, he...

@eaton haha yes, but i mean but also I kind of felt for him, he was trying and I sort of shut down the conversation with my BIBLICAL GOTCHA
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Mar 18, 2015

huh. i would be totally down with lay preacher sermons...

@FurbleScout huh. i would be totally down with lay preacher sermons where people talk about what they believe or don't every week.
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Mar 18, 2015

yeah i mean imagine how shitty your life is if that's the...

@xlorentzen yeah i mean imagine how shitty your life is if that's the story you decide to tell about divine providence
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Mar 18, 2015

a pastor wrote me once when i was pro-sex worker in an...

a pastor wrote me once when i was pro-sex worker in an essay and he was worried about the kiddies so I HAD to write and go YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
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Mar 18, 2015

I just gave so many pastors their sermon title

I just gave so many pastors their sermon title
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Mar 18, 2015

If I were to make a new book based on the biblical book of...

If I were to make a new book based on the biblical book of Ruth I would call it GLEAN IN.
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Mar 18, 2015

Boo hoo I have boils booooo hooooooooo

@xlorentzen Boo hoo I have boils booooo hooooooooo
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Mar 18, 2015

She's like the anti-Job, no whining, family-first, heads...

@ftrain She's like the anti-Job, no whining, family-first, heads from Moab to Bethlehem and just gets down to gleaning.
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Mar 18, 2015

Like it's just a cool little story about Ruth hanging in...

@ftrain Like it's just a cool little story about Ruth hanging in there.
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Mar 18, 2015

I've spent days of my life searching for pubdate. Blows my...

@jeremyzilar I've spent days of my life searching for pubdate. Blows my mind. Should be inline, fixed, or part of the hed/dek. NO EXCEPTIONS
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Mar 18, 2015

This is one of the places where I think a fixed-position...

@jeremyzilar This is one of the places where I think a fixed-position element with author/date metadata can be great.
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Mar 18, 2015

Not a lot of people know this about me but I'm pretty sure...

Not a lot of people know this about me but I'm pretty sure my favorite book of the Bible is Ruth.
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Mar 18, 2015

One time in Tel Aviv this woman told me about Indigo...

One time in Tel Aviv this woman told me about Indigo Children, for like two hours, and having a third eye.
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Mar 18, 2015

Chelsea Clinton writes in the New York Times about her...

@sjttocs Chelsea Clinton writes in the New York Times about her abortion.
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Mar 18, 2015

I'm not saying this to raise important questions about race...

I'm not saying this to raise important questions about race but because I think that's all it would take and it would be hilarious.
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Mar 18, 2015

Seriously if you want to see America tear itself apart in...

Seriously if you want to see America tear itself apart in about 90 minutes just give everyone but white people one free cup of coffee.
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Mar 18, 2015

Like, if you want a conversation, that would get you a...

Like, if you want a conversation, that would get you a conversation and a half.
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Mar 18, 2015

What if Starbucks gave black people free coffee and wrote...

What if Starbucks gave black people free coffee and wrote #StartReparations on the side?
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Mar 18, 2015

“I like stickers as much as the next kid who grew up in...

“I like stickers as much as the next kid who grew up in America in the 1980s.” medium.com/... #RaceForward
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Mar 18, 2015

Hi, Leah. Nice to hear from you. Have you gathered all your...

@leahfinnegan Hi, Leah. Nice to hear from you. Have you gathered all your 1099s and prepared to file your taxes yet? The deadline is soon.
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Mar 18, 2015

Grumpy would just be crowded, basically.

@theodoreross Grumpy would just be crowded, basically.
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Mar 18, 2015

I want a lady in the Blue Bottle and a freak in the Peet's.

I want a lady in the Blue Bottle and a freak in the Peet's.
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Mar 17, 2015

“Also, don’t buy him a parrot!”...

“Also, don’t buy him a parrot!” newyorker.com/...
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Mar 17, 2015

no but seriously https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/577818793...

no but seriously twitter.com/...
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Mar 16, 2015

“(For a bunch of dudes with more money than Croesus,...

“(For a bunch of dudes with more money than Croesus, venture capitalists sure are tetchy!)” fusion.net/...
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Mar 16, 2015

Data, Learnings, $$ = three of my all-time favorite things

@Choire @shani_o Data, Learnings, $$ = three of my all-time favorite things
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Mar 16, 2015

Sitcom idea: After years together, a polyamorous triad...

Sitcom idea: After years together, a polyamorous triad discovers that their handfasting ceremony was performed by an unlicensed witch.
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Mar 16, 2015

important photo http://mlkshk.com/p/139KF

important photo mlkshk.com/...
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Mar 16, 2015

god shouldn't you all be editing instead of dicking around...

@Tyrangiel @Choire @marklotto god shouldn't you all be editing instead of dicking around on twitter
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Mar 16, 2015

i think it holds together well to page 22 and then it's...

@Tyrangiel @marklotto @Choire i think it holds together well to page 22 and then it's intermittent through page 41.
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Mar 16, 2015

Also my programming, product, and editorial teams.

@marklotto @Tyrangiel Also my programming, product, and editorial teams.
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Mar 16, 2015

Oh no, I was talking about MY email response teams. See you...

@marklotto @Tyrangiel Oh no, I was talking about MY email response teams. See you in July.
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Mar 16, 2015

Let's talk email response times, Mark.

@marklotto @Tyrangiel Let's talk email response times, Mark.
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Mar 16, 2015

It's not really DONE tho

@Tyrangiel It's not really DONE tho
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Mar 15, 2015

I convert org-mode to MSWord via pandoc to submit to...

@toxic I convert org-mode to MSWord via pandoc to submit to editors, so this is a great blessing.
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Mar 15, 2015

They just ported it over to Mac OS but didn't leave a lot...

@toxic They just ported it over to Mac OS but didn't leave a lot of clues.
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Mar 15, 2015

Thanks to @toxic today I know that you can zoom in and out...

Thanks to @toxic today I know that you can zoom in and out of Word documents if you hold down control + spin the mouse scroll wheel.
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Mar 15, 2015

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

@toxic OH
MY
GOD
OH
MY
GOD
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Mar 15, 2015

seriously though wordperfect 5.2

@jrobertlennon seriously though wordperfect 5.2
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Mar 15, 2015

in 2015 there are no keyboard shortcuts to zoom in and out...

in 2015 there are no keyboard shortcuts to zoom in and out of a page in microsoft word support.office.com/...
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Mar 15, 2015

in my imagination the infighting that arose with the people...

@admoman in my imagination the infighting that arose with the people who wanted .collective meant the proposal never got done
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Mar 15, 2015

Boston Terriers? Or some fucking cats? With Choire Sicha,...

@leahfinnegan @Choire Boston Terriers? Or some fucking cats? With Choire Sicha, Paul Ford, and Leah Finnegan
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Mar 15, 2015

when do we get to be the horrible commentators

@leahfinnegan @Choire when do we get to be the horrible commentators
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Mar 15, 2015

why did you link this why are you this me to do can't

@leahfinnegan @Choire why did you link this why are you this me to do can't
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Mar 15, 2015

so many emoji of happiness occur to me right now

@patbits so many emoji of happiness occur to me right now
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Mar 15, 2015

A conversation between Jeffrey Goldberg, Leon Wieseltier,...

@leahfinnegan @Choire A conversation between Jeffrey Goldberg, Leon Wieseltier, and James Bennet
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Mar 15, 2015

little factorial joke for you

little factorial joke for you
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Mar 15, 2015

Four programmers, 24 opinions.

Four programmers, 24 opinions.
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Mar 15, 2015

let's start an intentional-virtual commune where certain...

let's start an intentional-virtual commune where certain software is permanently banned nytimes.com/...
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Mar 15, 2015

it's kind of fun, all the crunchy creative stuff that has...

@Mar1anneC it's kind of fun, all the crunchy creative stuff that has been lost amongst a billion management theories
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Mar 15, 2015

MORE CREATIVE GROWTH GAMES by Eugene Raudsepp

@Mar1anneC MORE CREATIVE GROWTH GAMES by Eugene Raudsepp
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Mar 15, 2015

Sure! I'm optimistic about serving rich people who want to...

@theodoreross Sure! I'm optimistic about serving rich people who want to make new things, pessimistic about rich people who want more power.
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Mar 15, 2015

Even if I were the least cynical person in publishing then...

@theodoreross Even if I were the least cynical person in publishing then I'd still be the most cynical person in open web technologies.
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Mar 15, 2015

People say I'm kind of cynical but deep inside I'm sitting...

People say I'm kind of cynical but deep inside I'm sitting at a campfire listening to the person who holds the talking stick describe yurts.
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Mar 15, 2015

Please don't stop with the code questions I just wanted to...

Please don't stop with the code questions I just wanted to share that passage with you because it was some real pinecone experience shit.
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Mar 15, 2015

my friend passed away months ago. they gave away books at...

my friend passed away months ago. they gave away books at his memorial. i took one and opened it today and this. twitter.com/...
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Mar 15, 2015

we're lucky the BW invoicing system allows for that level...

@Tyrangiel we're lucky the BW invoicing system allows for that level of creativity
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Mar 15, 2015

10 business days!

@torrez 10 business days!
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Mar 15, 2015

These are great questions please keep asking questions.

These are great questions please keep asking questions.
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Mar 15, 2015

Omg these are great questions

Omg these are great questions
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Mar 15, 2015

Can't wait until the part of the process where we talk...

@Tyrangiel Can't wait until the part of the process where we talk contracts and fees!
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Mar 15, 2015

I'm writing the kicker and adding TKs.

@Tyrangiel I'm writing the kicker and adding TKs.
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Mar 15, 2015

(It was due like a month ago and I'm like, “Oh, I need to...

(It was due like a month ago and I'm like, “Oh, I need to tell people about CONFERENCES,” and then thousands of words go by.)
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Mar 15, 2015

You can email to ford@ftrain.com if you are ashamed.

You can email to ford@ftrain.com if you are ashamed.
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Mar 15, 2015

I'm writing a huge thing on CODE. It's hard. Civilians:...

I'm writing a huge thing on CODE. It's hard. Civilians: What do you wish you understood about software? Nerds: What do you wish people knew?
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Mar 15, 2015

Also Linux was bad but twitter pretty much did us in tbh,

@torrez Also Linux was bad but twitter pretty much did us in tbh,
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Mar 15, 2015

A friend of mine in 1998 said, “The only function of Linux...

@torrez A friend of mine in 1998 said, “The only function of Linux is the administration of Linux.” I need to ask him about Docker.
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Mar 15, 2015

imagine the forking

@jason0x21 imagine the forking
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Mar 15, 2015

i keep waiting for someone to propose this and call it...

@raganwald i keep waiting for someone to propose this and call it shitcoin.
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Mar 15, 2015

guys the zombie outbreak won't be because eco-terrorists...

guys the zombie outbreak won't be because eco-terrorists free infected test monkeys but because nerds try to mine bitcoin with DNA computing
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Mar 15, 2015

i know but we're in the middle of a history glut which kind...

@gotophilk i know but we're in the middle of a history glut which kind of makes up for the future sucking
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Mar 15, 2015

the thing is to write software to monitor your typing and...

the thing is to write software to monitor your typing and then each week 3d-print a better keyboard welcome to lifekey.guru
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Mar 15, 2015

imagine the discussions over which license to use

@jason0x21 imagine the discussions over which license to use
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Mar 15, 2015

i'm concerned that if programmers can 3d print their own...

i'm concerned that if programmers can 3d print their own keyboards then all productivity will halt for a period of at least five years
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Mar 15, 2015

you had twins! it's just that one is a human baby and the...

@AGoldmund @dreww you had twins! it's just that one is a human baby and the other one is a podcast
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Mar 15, 2015

making a website is like making a baby; starts out fun,...

@dreww @AGoldmund making a website is like making a baby; starts out fun, becomes complex, you gain weight, and it needs constant attention
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Mar 13, 2015

my guy is riding a red schwinn his name is friedrich

@leahfinnegan my guy is riding a red schwinn his name is friedrich
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Mar 13, 2015

sure payday loans is a cool business

@leahfinnegan sure payday loans is a cool business
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Mar 13, 2015

maybe she can loan you some money?

@leahfinnegan maybe she can loan you some money?
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Mar 13, 2015

I agree, she is doing great work.

@leahfinnegan I agree, she is doing great work.
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Mar 13, 2015

noooooooooooooo i'm a brand-new intern all improvements are...

@Austin_Federa @replyall noooooooooooooo i'm a brand-new intern all improvements are due to them working until their brains bleed
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Mar 13, 2015

just some joke no nothing wouldn't be funny

@leahfinnegan just some joke no nothing wouldn't be funny
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Mar 13, 2015

i was just laughing at a joke i remembered

@leahfinnegan i was just laughing at a joke i remembered
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Mar 13, 2015

lot of friday left to go robinson maybe you could pace it a...

@yayitsrob lot of friday left to go robinson maybe you could pace it a little
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Mar 13, 2015

the team hasn't always held together the way i'd hoped but...

@droob the team hasn't always held together the way i'd hoped but this really took it to the next level and reminded us why we're here
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Mar 13, 2015

just really wanted to take a moment and thank you for your...

@droob just really wanted to take a moment and thank you for your work here today drew
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Mar 13, 2015

man DO they especially after a long day of mowing lawns

@droob man DO they especially after a long day of mowing lawns
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Mar 13, 2015

it's wise to set expectations

@film_girl it's wise to set expectations
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Mar 13, 2015

he called them his Führerkids

@leahfinnegan he called them his Führerkids
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Mar 13, 2015

not trying to start controversy just observing the dad sitch

not trying to start controversy just observing the dad sitch
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Mar 13, 2015

Hitler wasn't a dad. Will Smith is a dad. So...

Hitler wasn't a dad. Will Smith is a dad. So...
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Mar 13, 2015

If being a dad wasn't cool why would so many people include...

If being a dad wasn't cool why would so many people include it in their Twitter bios?
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Mar 13, 2015

Oh it's easy. When two learnings fuck they make a...

@Choire Oh it's easy. When two learnings fuck they make a deliverable.
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Mar 13, 2015

Also I want to point to this and go this is the ENDGAME are...

@mccarthyryanj Also I want to point to this and go this is the ENDGAME are you sure that's what you WANT?
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Mar 13, 2015

i mean it actually IS fruitful for everyone to understand...

@mccarthyryanj i mean it actually IS fruitful for everyone to understand that when they measure per-article traffic they're up against this
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Mar 13, 2015

i like this guy tho because he reverse engineered it...

@mccarthyryanj i like this guy tho because he reverse engineered it without going through all the doofy rigamarole of being a writer
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Mar 13, 2015

oh god they are vcs

@ibogost oh god they are vcs
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Mar 13, 2015

they are constantly eating my food and watch me all the...

@ibogost they are constantly eating my food and watch me all the time, and they occasionally just poop on the floor.
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Mar 13, 2015

i treat my cats like a startup.

@ibogost i treat my cats like a startup.
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Mar 13, 2015

sounds like SOMEONE could use more followers and traffic

@mccarthyryanj sounds like SOMEONE could use more followers and traffic
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Mar 13, 2015

/me bursts into restroom stall, pulls wet wipe from filthy...

/me bursts into restroom stall, pulls wet wipe from filthy toilet, puts it in trash can. “You're welcome, Gaia.”
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Mar 13, 2015

traffic is a crazy thing https://medium.com/everything-about...

traffic is a crazy thing medium.com/...
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Mar 13, 2015

“‘It’s the symbol of a stick man dropping something in the...

“‘It’s the symbol of a stick man dropping something in the toilet, with a slash bar across the stick man.’” nytimes.com/...
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Mar 13, 2015

Perfect Spotify profile https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/57...

Perfect Spotify profile twitter.com/...
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Mar 12, 2015

i mean, they make the choices that are right for them!

@gregorg i mean, they make the choices that are right for them!
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Mar 12, 2015

I can understand that everyone has a job to do, but can you...

@durex @Medium I can understand that everyone has a job to do, but can you understand how my genitals are a raw, balm-smeared stump?
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Mar 12, 2015

She was allergic to her own saliva...would she be allergic...

@shani_o She was allergic to her own saliva...would she be allergic to love? dailymail.co.uk/...
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Mar 12, 2015

tbh i'll be thinking about this all day

@shani_o tbh i'll be thinking about this all day
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Mar 12, 2015

She went All Around the World...to find Real Love.

@shani_o She went All Around the World...to find Real Love.
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Mar 11, 2015

THIS IS REAL THIS IS THE REAL WORLD

@kb THIS IS REAL THIS IS THE REAL WORLD
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Mar 11, 2015

talking about swatting!

@jfruh talking about swatting!
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Mar 11, 2015

“Officer, here is an article in USA Today that might...

“Officer, here is an article in USA Today that might interest you while you arrest me at gunpoint?” OH GOD OUR WORLD.
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Mar 11, 2015

“If the cops have no clue what you’re talking about, there...

“If the cops have no clue what you’re talking about, there are articles about swatting in publications.” digg.com/...
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Mar 11, 2015

this contains my favorite dystopian grim meathook present...

this contains my favorite dystopian grim meathook present infographic of all time digg.com/... twitter.com/...
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Mar 11, 2015

i'm so good at internet man i'm like an internet champion

@goldman i'm so good at internet man i'm like an internet champion
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Mar 11, 2015

hindsight is terrible

@goldman hindsight is terrible
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Mar 11, 2015

oh my http://www.beatriceco.com/bti/porticus/bell/pdf/videop...

@goldman oh my beatriceco.com/... one of the suggested uses is adoption agencies
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Mar 11, 2015

this is likely one of those things that bell labs solved...

@goldman this is likely one of those things that bell labs solved completely in 1978 and then...well, stuff happened.
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Mar 11, 2015

also audio conferencing

@goldman also audio conferencing
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Mar 11, 2015

sure they're going to use grunt.js to run some long-running...

@jakesutton @rustyk5 sure they're going to use grunt.js to run some long-running tasks on node or io.js and are using some ES6 libs?
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Mar 11, 2015

I'm not an expert, I can't write about imposter syndrome.

I'm not an expert, I can't write about imposter syndrome.
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Mar 11, 2015

Fighting ISIS: “a biker with lip piercings, implanted fangs...

Fighting ISIS: “a biker with lip piercings, implanted fangs & ‘necromancer’ written across his black leather jacket.” nytimes.com/...
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Mar 10, 2015

This story proves that New York City never was, and never...

This story proves that New York City never was, and never will be, a ferretocracy. nytimes.com/...
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Mar 10, 2015

he has a ted talk https://www.ted.com/talks/lennart_green_do...

@ftrain he has a ted talk #t-5227" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.ted.com/talks/lennart_green_does_close_up_card_magic?language=en#t-5227
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Mar 10, 2015

right that makes sense or otherwise he truly is a magician

@rustyk5 right that makes sense or otherwise he truly is a magician
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Mar 10, 2015

AROUHGRW:HJLRWHJKL:WHJKL:WGR

@mattgriffin AROUHGRW:HJLRWHJKL:WHJKL:WGR
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Mar 10, 2015

Is he throwing them off the table?

@ftrain Is he throwing them off the table?
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Mar 10, 2015

WHERE ARE THE CARDS GOING

@ftrain WHERE ARE THE CARDS GOING
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Mar 10, 2015

This is a video of my writing process....

This is a video of my writing process. twitter.com/...
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Mar 10, 2015

“Did you MEAN to show me something that didn't amuse or...

“Did you MEAN to show me something that didn't amuse or entertain me immediately without any thought on my part?”
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Mar 10, 2015

“It's been three seconds and nothing yet?” —500 helpful...

“It's been three seconds and nothing yet?” —500 helpful people
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Mar 10, 2015

Eh it takes a minute to animate and I don't want to spend...

Eh it takes a minute to animate and I don't want to spend all day doing Twitter tech support forget that last tweet
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Mar 9, 2015

i did it for the ttr

i did it for the ttr
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Mar 9, 2015

okay we are done for a long time with liveblogging apple...

okay we are done for a long time with liveblogging apple events thank you to @anildash and to alrotches.com medium.com/...
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Mar 9, 2015

they killed it

@bn2b they killed it
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Mar 9, 2015

So @anildash and I will be live-blogging the Apple event...

So @anildash and I will be live-blogging the Apple event today we're both incredibly excited to see striped shirts medium.com/...
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Mar 9, 2015

oh man that's tough about choire

@rustyk5 oh man that's tough about choire
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Mar 9, 2015

verdammt erbärmlich

@rustyk5 verdammt erbärmlich
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Mar 9, 2015

If eighteen months of fighting about cardinality...

@john_overholt If eighteen months of fighting about cardinality restrictions via email lists makes for a good comic book, then yes.
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Mar 9, 2015

There's nothing Amish about this. I just asked the robots...

There's nothing Amish about this. I just asked the robots to leave me alone so that I have enough time to tweet.
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Mar 9, 2015

People are reading https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/notifi...

People are reading medium.com/... and thinking I've gone luddite when all I did was tell robots to leave me alone.
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Mar 9, 2015

safety is a construct that the corporatist state promotes...

@xeni @stannenb @anildash safety is a construct that the corporatist state promotes to obscure the fact that it cannot protect us
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Mar 9, 2015

Pretentious Liberal Arts is increasingly a dead language.

@anildash @xeni Pretentious Liberal Arts is increasingly a dead language.
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Mar 9, 2015

The tensions between a brand-centric corporate...

@anildash @xeni The tensions between a brand-centric corporate weltanschauung and America's grim aspirational classism: Never not funny!
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Mar 8, 2015

Or Wordpress RIP.

Or Wordpress RIP.
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Mar 8, 2015

You used to have to hold a whole big seance to communicate...

You used to have to hold a whole big seance to communicate with the dead but now you can just use Medium.
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Mar 8, 2015

Aaaaactually I use Wordpress R.I.P.

@osulop Aaaaactually I use Wordpress R.I.P.
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Mar 8, 2015

Is there an Apple release this week? I missed the whole...

Is there an Apple release this week? I missed the whole thing because I don't wear a watch. Because I have no arms. BECAUSE I'M A GHOST.
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Mar 7, 2015

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Mar 7, 2015

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee https://medium.com/fords-sensorium/not...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee medium.com/...
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Mar 7, 2015

now they are fighting over the library book

@ftrain now they are fighting over the library book
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Mar 7, 2015

it was spit into my hand :(

@john_overholt it was spit into my hand :(
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Mar 7, 2015

the last tweet had a typo because someone was playing...

@ftrain the last tweet had a typo because someone was playing instead of eating their pizza and had to get a timeout
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Mar 7, 2015

The kids selected a childrentozss' guide to plastic...

The kids selected a childrentozss' guide to plastic manufacturing as their first ever library book.
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Mar 4, 2015

Dude left the web better than he found it like 10,000 times...

Dude left the web better than he found it like 10,000 times over.
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Mar 3, 2015

My friends built this and it's amazing if you like a...

My friends built this and it's amazing if you like a continuous free way to listen to millions of EDM tracks beatport.com
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Mar 2, 2015

My wife just walked in to this room and said “Hey, OneShot...

@iano @DanielZarick @goldman My wife just walked in to this room and said “Hey, OneShot is cool! The color picker! [Homer Simpson drool].”
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Mar 2, 2015

Also this platform is INSANELY hot shit/if you program...

Also this platform is INSANELY hot shit/if you program Python & like EDM you should apply just to get into the beta sfx.recruiterbox.com/...
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Mar 2, 2015

If I wasn't a complete garbage Python programmer I would...

If I wasn't a complete garbage Python programmer I would apply for this job working for my friend @richziade sfx.recruiterbox.com/...
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Mar 2, 2015

It's a lovely product that has been carefully thought...

@DanielZarick @goldman It's a lovely product that has been carefully thought through. I know Jason is proud and you should be too.
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