Ftrain, by Paul Ford

February 2015

Feb 28, 2015

Some passive-aggressive Wikipedia editor for the Star Wars...

Some passive-aggressive Wikipedia editor for the Star Wars Ep 1 page put “Plot” in quotes. twitter.com/...
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Feb 27, 2015

Glad to have Pareene call me on my shit....

Glad to have Pareene call me on my shit. pareene.kinja.com/...
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Feb 24, 2015

We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together....

We Put A Falcon And A Rabbit In The Same Room Together. What Happened Will Not Surprise You. clickhole.com/... via @clickhole
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Feb 23, 2015

I have completed an email prank war with @page88...

I have completed an email prank war with @page88 medium.com/...
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Feb 22, 2015

After software eats the world, software will digest the...

After software eats the world, software will digest the world. Then software will poop out the world. Then software will eat the poop.
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Feb 21, 2015

When an interface design looks like shit it suffers from...

When an interface design looks like shit it suffers from poo-omorphism.
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Feb 20, 2015

I wonder if after the stock exchange closes for the weekend...

I wonder if after the stock exchange closes for the weekend in winter they keep it warm, or if that would just be heating a dead bourse.
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Feb 18, 2015

b103 is sort of magic for me it's like constant and runs...

@michelet b103 is sort of magic for me it's like constant and runs from two blocks away to downtown bk
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Feb 18, 2015

When I read something I hate, I search for it on Twitter...

When I read something I hate, I search for it on Twitter and see how many people are praising it to remind myself that praise means nothing.
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Feb 17, 2015

could god ever spit a freestyle so sick that no one could...

could god ever spit a freestyle so sick that no one could diss it
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Feb 17, 2015

If Jobs was here he'd be scrolling in his grave.

@laura_june If Jobs was here he'd be scrolling in his grave.
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Feb 17, 2015

you can hit on interns now without career risk because...

@leahfinnegan @bobbyfinger you can hit on interns now without career risk because you've known the war on rats
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Feb 17, 2015

leah you are now a war correspondent in the war on rats.

@leahfinnegan @bobbyfinger leah you are now a war correspondent in the war on rats.
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Feb 17, 2015

omg i love it

@Glench omg i love it
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Feb 17, 2015

Imagine if everyone fighting on the Internet just put aside...

Imagine if everyone fighting on the Internet just put aside their differences for a moment and yiffed.
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Feb 17, 2015

“After a silence of twenty-five seconds, during which Apple...

“After a silence of twenty-five seconds, during which Apple made fifty thousand dollars in profit...” newyorker.com/...
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Feb 16, 2015

Ahhhhh it was a smear!

@waxpancake Ahhhhh it was a smear!
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Feb 16, 2015

Brian May, too. Hmmm. Laurie Anderson and Bjork. Oh wait:...

@waxpancake Brian May, too. Hmmm. Laurie Anderson and Bjork. Oh wait: pbs.org/...
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Feb 16, 2015

ANDY do a Message piece about the great nerds of rock

@waxpancake ANDY do a Message piece about the great nerds of rock
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Feb 16, 2015

Talk with your children about Boston.

Talk with your children about Boston.
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Feb 16, 2015

Although it probably ends with vinyl nerds making a movie...

@jackrusher Although it probably ends with vinyl nerds making a movie called “The Silent Stream”
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Feb 16, 2015

It's interesting how similar this is in a way to ecology,...

@jackrusher It's interesting how similar this is in a way to ecology, observing the changes in small parts of an ecosystem.
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Feb 15, 2015

♫Bloooooooocking you/is easy 'cause you're horrible.♫

♫Bloooooooocking you/is easy 'cause you're horrible.♫
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Feb 15, 2015

Corollary to Greenspun's Tenth and Zawinski's Law is that...

Corollary to Greenspun's Tenth and Zawinski's Law is that every Unix command-line utility expands until it is Turing-complete.
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Feb 15, 2015

User interface hall of fame: "grep...

User interface hall of fame: "grep [-abcDEFGHhIiJLlmnOoqRSsUVvwxZ]"
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Feb 14, 2015

are you sure this isn't the product requirements document...

@goldman are you sure this isn't the product requirements document for Google+?
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Feb 13, 2015

I always recommend my own posts because what if no one else...

@bec @jeffrey I always recommend my own posts because what if no one else likes them.
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Feb 12, 2015

(I'm getting slammed too its just not all in one place)

@nastybutler77 @mmasnick (I'm getting slammed too its just not all in one place)
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Feb 12, 2015

or make a cup from @ftrain's skull from which to drink his...

@nastybutler77 @mmasnick or make a cup from @ftrain's skull from which to drink his blood
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Feb 12, 2015

I'd just blow it all on lottery tickets.

@daweiner I'd just blow it all on lottery tickets.
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Feb 12, 2015

abe has a tuchus and ivy has a booty butt

@laura_june abe has a tuchus and ivy has a booty butt
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Feb 12, 2015

Everyone in publishing needs to realize that the real money...

Everyone in publishing needs to realize that the real money comes not from traffic, not from engagement, but from understanding reacharound.
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Feb 12, 2015

that's basically the plot except that the "this" is a...

@D5AA96 @bn2b that's basically the plot except that the "this" is a shapeshifting and very wealthy man-bear
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Feb 12, 2015

yeah it really is, like it's completely insane, there's no...

@leahfinnegan yeah it really is, like it's completely insane, there's no differentiation between any of the elements
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Feb 11, 2015

LinkedIn just went viral.

LinkedIn just went viral.
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Feb 11, 2015

Always a panelist, never a moderator.

Always a panelist, never a moderator.
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Feb 11, 2015

once i sent someone who pirated a PDF an angry email and...

@anecdoted once i sent someone who pirated a PDF an angry email and then he ended up writing a cover story for me that killed on newsstand
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Feb 11, 2015

yeah i mean just do what we do and obsessively structure...

@laura_june yeah i mean just do what we do and obsessively structure every moment around bedtime until your friends drift away
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Feb 11, 2015

Jesus Christ where are these young journalists who can...

Jesus Christ where are these young journalists who can listen.
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Feb 11, 2015

also i mean 6:30 is normal

@laura_june also i mean 6:30 is normal
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Feb 11, 2015

ooooof yeah i mean toofs it's for real

@laura_june ooooof yeah i mean toofs it's for real
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Feb 11, 2015

can she go down earlier when does she go down

@laura_june can she go down earlier when does she go down
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Feb 11, 2015

"it's really an issue of pacing"

@laura_june "it's really an issue of pacing"
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Feb 11, 2015

when this happens and mo comes home I like to talk about...

@laura_june when this happens and mo comes home I like to talk about "parenting philosophy" until she punches me in the face
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Feb 11, 2015

i have to get josh a big article first

@laura_june i have to get josh a big article first
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Feb 11, 2015

abe went down with the light on

@laura_june abe went down with the light on
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Feb 11, 2015

out cold i may be the greatest artist in history

@laura_june out cold i may be the greatest artist in history
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Feb 11, 2015

look zelda knows that resources are tight and that choices...

@laura_june look zelda knows that resources are tight and that choices have to be made
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Feb 11, 2015

i just did the best-orchestrated bedtime of my life, we did...

@laura_june i just did the best-orchestrated bedtime of my life, we did jammies THEN monkey song, no tears, where is my macarthur grant
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Feb 11, 2015

i got home from work and had fifteen minutes where the...

@laura_june i got home from work and had fifteen minutes where the house was clean and entirely mine and i just sat and breathed it in
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Feb 11, 2015

every single sentence

@felixsalmon every single sentence
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Feb 11, 2015

glad you could see this exact reaction

@felixsalmon glad you could see this exact reaction
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Feb 11, 2015

I mean weirdly here yes it really should be one value

@felixsalmon I mean weirdly here yes it really should be one value
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Feb 11, 2015

if that's true then yes you are living your best life

@xor if that's true then yes you are living your best life
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Feb 11, 2015

i would love to use that but i cant make it work in batch...

@xor i would love to use that but i cant make it work in batch mode on my lemote yeeloong
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Feb 11, 2015

if you work at a place that publishes tons of grainy pee...

@Yolo_Tengo if you work at a place that publishes tons of grainy pee porn, yes
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Feb 11, 2015

that fucking phone i think about it every week and the...

@jackrusher that fucking phone i think about it every week and the trashbat.co.uk url
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Feb 11, 2015

but it is also air cover

@atduskgreg but it is also air cover
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Feb 11, 2015

i think people believe different things and thus its not...

@atduskgreg i think people believe different things and thus its not ALL air cover but like epistemic incompatibility too
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Feb 11, 2015

I mean we live in a world of misplaced priorities

@atduskgreg I mean we live in a world of misplaced priorities
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Feb 11, 2015

i mean yes those are priority! but we can spare some cycles...

@atduskgreg i mean yes those are priority! but we can spare some cycles for future imaginary cthulu computers too
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Feb 11, 2015

Hi I published pieces about Apple product decisions and...

Hi I published pieces about Apple product decisions and artificial intelligence today I look forward to the whole spectrum of disagreement
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Feb 11, 2015

fair enough. stuart russell convinced me that attention to...

@atduskgreg fair enough. stuart russell convinced me that attention to the values problem is not wasted energy.
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Feb 11, 2015

dude I'm on a train with a cold on twitter

@atduskgreg dude I'm on a train with a cold on twitter
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Feb 11, 2015

yours is a defensible position that is not entirely at odds...

@atduskgreg yours is a defensible position that is not entirely at odds with bostrom's research agenda!
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Feb 11, 2015

oh matter of taste. I think the new flat design is WAY...

@TheProdigalFool @WhatTheBit oh matter of taste. I think the new flat design is WAY rougher on the eyes.
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Feb 11, 2015

That's true and I'll note it in the piece. But when it all...

@TheProdigalFool @WhatTheBit That's true and I'll note it in the piece. But when it all went flat design they left that green MEAN.
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Feb 11, 2015

Mike, look at twitter. Are 90% of the people here blind?

@mik3cap Mike, look at twitter. Are 90% of the people here blind?
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Feb 11, 2015

i'm so sad now

@Choire i'm so sad now
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Feb 11, 2015

i mean so will i

@Choire i mean so will i
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Feb 11, 2015

do u need money i have my fee from that medium piece

@Choire do u need money i have my fee from that medium piece
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Feb 11, 2015

Yes and I can see why they are horrified, especially when...

@digiphile Yes and I can see why they are horrified, especially when people are willing to pay other people to promote for them.
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Feb 11, 2015

I will invest in u

@Choire I will invest in u
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Feb 11, 2015

Yes, as long as you reach around and promote them too.

@johnshankman Yes, as long as you reach around and promote them too.
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Feb 11, 2015

I know some people who proudly promote themselves five or...

I know some people who proudly promote themselves five or six times a day, and they seem healthy and their skin looks great.
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Feb 11, 2015

I don't think people should be ashamed of promoting...

I don't think people should be ashamed of promoting themselves. Promoting yourself is normal and we've all been doing it since puberty.
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Feb 11, 2015

I'm nearly done promoting myself for the day.

I'm nearly done promoting myself for the day.
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Feb 11, 2015

Michael it's like a whole THING now, freaking out about AI....

@mgrnbrg Michael it's like a whole THING now, freaking out about AI. Partly ridiculous, but yep, the values problem is worth thinking thru.
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Feb 11, 2015

I mean (1) people are shitty at programming computers; and...

I mean (1) people are shitty at programming computers; and (2) intelligence is a physical phenomenon; so you combine those things and hmmmm.
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Feb 11, 2015

I really appreciated your article in Transactions and gave...

@ellenchisa @qrush I really appreciated your article in Transactions and gave it to friends who are trying to create prod mgmt in publishing
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Feb 11, 2015

It was so useful, tho! Because the brand/program management...

@ellenchisa @qrush It was so useful, tho! Because the brand/program management stuff is like NOT KNOWN on the East Coast.
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Feb 11, 2015

So I was like, what are you AI guys worried about? And then...

So I was like, what are you AI guys worried about? And then I poked around, and I was like, oh, sure! Be worried! technologyreview.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

i mean http://darktwitter.com is still available so as far...

@tante @edd @TtW_conf i mean darktwitter.com is still available so as far as i'm considered there's no dark twitter at all
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Feb 11, 2015

Anyway this is a sort of "nerds are worried about AI again,...

Anyway this is a sort of "nerds are worried about AI again, but why" piece technologyreview.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

And I will move on to promoting this OTHER piece I wrote,...

And I will move on to promoting this OTHER piece I wrote, about SUPERINTELLIGENT AI technologyreview.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

For purposes of humility I will now stop promoting this...

For purposes of humility I will now stop promoting this great piece I wrote about CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS BUBBLES medium.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

“What if I told you that…Medium and Genius are basically...

“What if I told you that…Medium and Genius are basically the same website?” medium.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

“People hate green bubbles.” —@ftrain...

“People hate green bubbles.” —@ftrain medium.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

Thanks to @edd for tipping me off to the green bubbles...

Thanks to @edd for tipping me off to the green bubbles medium.com/...
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Feb 11, 2015

I just published “It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green”...

I just published “It’s Kind of Cheesy Being Green” medium.com/...
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Feb 10, 2015

When people say “You have a lot of time on your hands!” a...

When people say “You have a lot of time on your hands!” a good reply is, “Wait, I'm confused, would that have taken you a long time?”
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Feb 10, 2015

I was kind of drunk and talked a lot of shit about cats

@bn2b I was kind of drunk and talked a lot of shit about cats
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Feb 10, 2015

at some pt they will prob post the video

@bn2b at some pt they will prob post the video
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Feb 10, 2015

wow Toph I called you Abe because my son was screaming...

@tophtucker @IRLClub wow Toph I called you Abe because my son was screaming right as I typed that
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Feb 10, 2015

Many of the problems in Star Trek: The Next Generation came...

Many of the problems in Star Trek: The Next Generation came about because Data had mutable state.
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Feb 10, 2015

wait a minute what kind of big complicated software did...

wait a minute what kind of big complicated software did they run on the starship in star trek would you say it was enterprise software
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Feb 10, 2015

semantically sensible, long-lived urls are one of the few...

@rustyk5 semantically sensible, long-lived urls are one of the few things that differentiate humans from the enterprise
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Feb 10, 2015

how did we watch this show

@raganwald how did we watch this show
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Feb 10, 2015

i made that fonzi joke on https://twitter.com years ago...

i made that fonzi joke on twitter.com years ago back when microblogging was new but it seemed like a good day to trot it out
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Feb 10, 2015

i'm vc fonzi i only invest in series ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm vc fonzi i only invest in series ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Feb 10, 2015

it stands for very cool

it stands for very cool
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Feb 10, 2015

i'm a vc

i'm a vc
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Feb 10, 2015

(Would you say that it is a useful breakdown of the state?)

(Would you say that it is a useful breakdown of the state?)
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Feb 10, 2015

this is a useful breakdown on the state of machine...

this is a useful breakdown on the state of machine intelligence companies @shivon/the-current-state-of-machine-intelligence-f76c20db2fe1" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@shivon/the-current-state-of-machine-intelligence-f76c20db2fe1
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Feb 10, 2015

Someone parked a truck in my mouth.

Someone parked a truck in my mouth.
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Feb 10, 2015

you're too busy?

@page88 you're too busy?
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Feb 10, 2015

exactly. And nurses coming off shift.

@redkeg exactly. And nurses coming off shift.
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Feb 9, 2015

I'm getting tandoori chicken and rice and listening to...

I'm getting tandoori chicken and rice and listening to Marina and the Diamonds. Fuck everything love is the binding force in the universe.
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Feb 9, 2015

I'm on an express bus. It will stop across the street from...

I'm on an express bus. It will stop across the street from a restaurant that prides itself on being Indian and Pakistani. Peace in our time.
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Feb 9, 2015

http://Bustime.mta.info is the greatest gift to the mildly...

bustime.mta.info is the greatest gift to the mildly shitfaced ever granted by the benevolent gods of publc transit.
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Feb 9, 2015

Cool freaks wikipedia club is amazing and represents...

Cool freaks wikipedia club is amazing and represents everything great about the internet.
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Feb 9, 2015

how do you have the energy to even tweet right now

@jenniferdaniel how do you have the energy to even tweet right now
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Feb 9, 2015

the men's bathroom at medium tells you exactly how many...

@felixsalmon the men's bathroom at medium tells you exactly how many minutes you'll be in there
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Feb 9, 2015

Web fact: The men's bathroom at Tumblr is stocked with...

Web fact: The men's bathroom at Tumblr is stocked with pomade.
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Feb 9, 2015

i look like your best teen friend's sad dad

@natashavc @leahfinnegan i look like your best teen friend's sad dad
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Feb 9, 2015

Anyone who says tonight “you don't look like I expected,” I...

Anyone who says tonight “you don't look like I expected,” I will slap the Warby Parkers off your skinny face.
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Feb 9, 2015

Hell is other people's weather.

Hell is other people's weather.
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Feb 8, 2015

most of the time we just stared at the gowanus expressway...

@leahfinnegan @daweiner most of the time we just stared at the gowanus expressway and tried to figure out how we could move anywhere else
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Feb 8, 2015

actually there are some genuinely funny patrick stories

@leahfinnegan @daweiner actually there are some genuinely funny patrick stories
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Feb 8, 2015

i have fun stories about how the neighborhood used to be i...

@leahfinnegan @daweiner i have fun stories about how the neighborhood used to be i look forward to telling them all to you at length
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Feb 8, 2015

i lived there in the 90s when it was cool and edgy

@leahfinnegan @SirPatStew i lived there in the 90s when it was cool and edgy
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Feb 8, 2015

You know how people are like, I wish we could create a new...

You know how people are like, I wish we could create a new Internet? We'll do that when the Bell House turns into a iced-in cannibal frenzy.
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Feb 8, 2015

Also bring a cot and a sleeping bag.

Also bring a cot and a sleeping bag.
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Feb 8, 2015

I'm talking at http://irlclub.info/ tomorrow and the...

I'm talking at irlclub.info tomorrow and the forecast calls for an ICE PELLET STORM so if you come I will give you a dollar.
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Feb 8, 2015

we used to play "person or stuff" and it was horrible

@leahfinnegan we used to play "person or stuff" and it was horrible
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Feb 8, 2015

it's coming together

@AdrianChen it's coming together
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Feb 8, 2015

i call this coolness paralysis. it's really awkward.

i call this coolness paralysis. it's really awkward.
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Feb 8, 2015

after you give a reading it's weird. you're hanging around...

after you give a reading it's weird. you're hanging around and people saw you on stage but don't want to act uncool by, like, waving/smiling
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Feb 8, 2015

i'm putting together my irlclub presentation right now....

i'm putting together my irlclub presentation right now. adrian asked me to talk about ye old timey internet cuz i'm old.
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Feb 6, 2015

i'm not coming to your house again robert

@tolar i'm not coming to your house again robert
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Feb 6, 2015

good thing the united states has settled on a nine-digit...

@jackrusher good thing the united states has settled on a nine-digit numeral to identify and manage services for its citizens
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Feb 6, 2015

writing about internet technology is like dancing about...

writing about internet technology is like dancing about information architecture
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Feb 6, 2015

“Safeguarding your personal, financial and medical...

“Safeguarding your personal, financial and medical information is one of our top priorities” is never a good opener to an email.
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Feb 5, 2015

Coke should just buy Radio Shack and then we could give...

Coke should just buy Radio Shack and then we could give ourselves over to the hashtags in our hearts.
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Feb 5, 2015

I know, right? Great seeing you.

@etl I know, right? Great seeing you.
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Feb 5, 2015

with a diet coke and a parliament light the pieces just...

@leahfinnegan @laura_june with a diet coke and a parliament light the pieces just write themselves
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Feb 5, 2015

I miss parliament lights

@laura_june I miss parliament lights
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Feb 5, 2015

gawker is a brand they are just hurting themselves

@laura_june gawker is a brand they are just hurting themselves
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Feb 5, 2015

Hi guys the first ten minutes of this are my Medium piece...

@replyall Hi guys the first ten minutes of this are my Medium piece re reported but without any acknowledgement.
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Feb 4, 2015

E.B. White was a fantastic tech blogger...

E.B. White was a fantastic tech blogger newyorker.com/...
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Feb 4, 2015

in retrospect WALF at the steinheim was the coolest goddam...

@shabbychef in retrospect WALF at the steinheim was the coolest goddam college experience imaginable
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Feb 4, 2015

i wonder if they still have vinyl or it's just like one old...

@shabbychef i wonder if they still have vinyl or it's just like one old hard drive sitting in the back
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Feb 4, 2015

Eh, ruining his life will probably not help him to become a...

@rustyk5 @katelaurielee Eh, ruining his life will probably not help him to become a more empathetic person in his community.
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Feb 4, 2015

yeah and it's pointless to find him, like the specificity...

@rustyk5 @katelaurielee yeah and it's pointless to find him, like the specificity is against the grain of the story. internet.
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Feb 4, 2015

Yeah, I forget how trapped writers feel. One of the reasons...

@jnchapel Yeah, I forget how trapped writers feel. One of the reasons I keep programming is so that I don't have that feeling.
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Feb 4, 2015

i'm worried that dude is findable and that it will result...

@katelaurielee i'm worried that dude is findable and that it will result in meta-internet drama but YEP that EMAIL
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Feb 4, 2015

If you understood the laws of karma you'd understand why...

If you understood the laws of karma you'd understand why you must hire me as a science writer, little girls @jolenecreighton/heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@jolenecreighton/heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501
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Feb 4, 2015

At first I was like this seems like a lot of hay to make...

At first I was like this seems like a lot of hay to make and then the final email from the dude is SPECTACULAR @jolenecreighton/heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@jolenecreighton/heres-what-its-like-for-a-woman-to-send-a-job-rejection-to-a-man-17af3090c501
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Feb 4, 2015

org-mode has latex pdf output so you can make a book

@harrisj org-mode has latex pdf output so you can make a book
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Feb 3, 2015

Getting your articles translated is the best thing in the...

Getting your articles translated is the best thing in the world. You feel important but you have no way of knowing how much people hate you.
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Feb 3, 2015

jassssfgohisfga;hjklafgsf;gs

@jason0x21 jassssfgohisfga;hjklafgsf;gs
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Feb 3, 2015

we're gonna get thru today charlene

@ursonate we're gonna get thru today charlene
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Feb 3, 2015

i'm dieting and what i want right now is a toamuffin which...

i'm dieting and what i want right now is a toamuffin which is a thickly sliced muffin on toast
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Feb 2, 2015

you have the snowden files ken you already know my address

@KenSilverstein1 you have the snowden files ken you already know my address
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Feb 2, 2015

if you had been pure of heart the seahawks would have won...

@KenSilverstein1 if you had been pure of heart the seahawks would have won and this weather wouldn't have happened
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Feb 2, 2015

cool movie about grace hopper in historical context...

cool movie about grace hopper in historical context fivethirtyeight.com/...
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Feb 2, 2015

I do this! But sometimes you're all up in tmux on a server...

@jackrusher I do this! But sometimes you're all up in tmux on a server or whathaveyou.
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Feb 2, 2015

You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth.

@KenSilverstein1 You can make a delicious risotto using nettle broth.
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Feb 2, 2015

Useful nerd Postgresql trick I never knew: "\e" in psql...

Useful nerd Postgresql trick I never knew: "\e" in psql brings up your $EDITOR with your query loaded; save and quit to run the query.
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Feb 1, 2015

now that football is over i'm like maybe some nethack

@alexismadrigal @vruba now that football is over i'm like maybe some nethack
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Feb 1, 2015

right but on *twitter* not at fisherman's wharf

@vruba @alexismadrigal right but on *twitter* not at fisherman's wharf
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Feb 1, 2015

MY reichsfuhrer is heinrich hermler

@leahfinnegan MY reichsfuhrer is heinrich hermler
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Feb 1, 2015

tom brady is really really wealthy and happy and still...

@KenSilverstein1 @maureenflaherty tom brady is really really wealthy and happy and still basically young
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Feb 1, 2015

nothing you can do can change the fact that tom brady and...

@KenSilverstein1 nothing you can do can change the fact that tom brady and don rumsfeld won tonight
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Feb 1, 2015

still time for the patriots to win this because you did not...

@KenSilverstein1 still time for the patriots to win this because you did not believe hard enough
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Feb 1, 2015

I was kind of counting on you taking of from social media...

@KenSilverstein1 I was kind of counting on you taking of from social media during the game
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Feb 1, 2015

i think it's nice, they are trying to preserve your dignity...

@KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan i think it's nice, they are trying to preserve your dignity because they love you
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Feb 1, 2015

just hit ALT-F3 to reveal codes

@KenSilverstein1 just hit ALT-F3 to reveal codes
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Feb 1, 2015

to take a screenshot in Mac OS X, type Command + Shift + 4;...

@KenSilverstein1 to take a screenshot in Mac OS X, type Command + Shift + 4; the resulting picture will appear on your desktop
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Jan 31, 2015

i think you can only pin your own tweets

@KenSilverstein1 i think you can only pin your own tweets
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Jan 31, 2015

After reading your tweets I've decided to root for the...

@KenSilverstein1 After reading your tweets I've decided to root for the Patriots.
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Jan 31, 2015

it's like five albums of *exactly* that sound all the way...

@goldman it's like five albums of *exactly* that sound all the way back to night drive in 2007
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Jan 31, 2015

chromatics are gooooooood

@goldman chromatics are gooooooood
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