Jan 31, 2015 also amazing pic glad to know who took it @GrizzyBusy also amazing pic glad to know who took it ➛
Jan 31, 2015 a little but i think true errol morris voice is when he... @fimoculous @replyall a little but i think true errol morris voice is when he asks exasperated questions of rumsfeld off-camera ➛
Jan 31, 2015 you know what these are? [takes out a thumb drive] these... you know what these are? [takes out a thumb drive] these are the y combinator decks. ➛
Jan 31, 2015 You see this watch? [Yeah.] This watch controls my car!... You see this watch? [Yeah.] This watch controls my car! [Tesla crashes through window.] I made $9.7 billion last year. How much do you make? ➛
Jan 31, 2015 second prize is a set of sushikiri, third prize is you're... second prize is a set of sushikiri, third prize is you're emeritus ➛
Jan 31, 2015 put the kombucha down kombucha is for people who optimize... put the kombucha down kombucha is for people who optimize deal flow ➛
Jan 31, 2015 god tho glengarry glen ross but remade with VCs god tho glengarry glen ross but remade with VCs ➛
Jan 31, 2015 Being excluded from opportunity sure makes people lose... Being excluded from opportunity sure makes people lose their sense of humor. ➛
Jan 30, 2015 nothing i've read online has prepared me for the words... nothing i've read online has prepared me for the words "Paddington 2014 READNFO CAM AUDIO HDRIP XVID MP3 ACAB" ➛
Jan 30, 2015 welp time to move on to the next deadline wait they... welp time to move on to the next deadline wait they remastered grim fandango. ➛
Jan 30, 2015 we just all think we're garbage @sprynmr @danielpunkass @Gimletmedia we just all think we're garbage ➛
Jan 30, 2015 my shrink says it's about ADEQUACY and in 99% of the 7000... @sprynmr @danielpunkass @Gimletmedia my shrink says it's about ADEQUACY and in 99% of the 7000 anxieties I've seen it's true. ➛
Jan 30, 2015 i can't share the data but the language is identical from... @sprynmr @danielpunkass @Gimletmedia i can't share the data but the language is identical from person to person, like every anxiety's same ➛
Jan 30, 2015 you should see the signups. we're all exactly the same. @danielpunkass you should see the signups. we're all exactly the same. ➛
Jan 30, 2015 i just want to say that this was my greatest tweet @leahfinnegan i just want to say that this was my greatest tweet ➛
Jan 30, 2015 they didn't understand so I explained that you were a very... @leahfinnegan they didn't understand so I explained that you were a very nice woman who lived in a house made of kinjabread ➛
Jan 30, 2015 the important thing is that I get 15% @ESPNCommentary the important thing is that I get 15% ➛
Jan 30, 2015 scooting, cinnamon apples, hello kitty, leggings,... @leahfinnegan scooting, cinnamon apples, hello kitty, leggings, calendars, firetrucks, being naked, wind up toys, whispering, a Korean bus ➛
Jan 30, 2015 My kids are learning to write at nursery school but where... My kids are learning to write at nursery school but where can I find a program that will teach them to pitch? ➛
Jan 30, 2015 I would never objectify women like that @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 I would never objectify women like that ➛
Jan 30, 2015 of course i retweet that but i'm late on a deadline of course i retweet that but i'm late on a deadline ➛
Jan 30, 2015 if you like me hate birds you will really hate this new... if you like me hate birds you will really hate this new well-designed pro-bird website audubon.org ➛
Jan 30, 2015 that was really great and comforting and fun. thank you. @blprnt that was really great and comforting and fun. thank you. ➛
Jan 30, 2015 also u know the edge? From u2? He did 9/11 @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan @laura_june also u know the edge? From u2? He did 9/11 ➛
Jan 30, 2015 laura bush killed someone with a car. Matthew Broderick too. @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan @laura_june laura bush killed someone with a car. Matthew Broderick too. ➛
Jan 29, 2015 Im gonna send fewer emails more randomly @brianvan @mathowie Im gonna send fewer emails more randomly ➛
Jan 29, 2015 so just want to say, @mandrillapp will be bringing you... so just want to say, @mandrillapp will be bringing you anxiety but in a really good way. if i ever get this done. ➛
Jan 29, 2015 so @mandrillapp gave me a million emails/month and i was... so @mandrillapp gave me a million emails/month and i was like what do you need in consideration and they were like, wing it, it's cool ➛
Jan 29, 2015 mailchimp gave me a million emails @brianvan @mathowie mailchimp gave me a million emails ➛
Jan 29, 2015 i would never violate privacy. fun fact: ira wanted me to... @eric_b_wood @iraglass i would never violate privacy. fun fact: ira wanted me to maybe build tavi's website but i was having twins. hi ira. ➛
Jan 29, 2015 i'm learning an unbelievable amount about anxiety i'm learning an unbelievable amount about anxiety ➛
Jan 29, 2015 Ken you used WordPress for three years when I edited your... @KenSilverstein1 Ken you used WordPress for three years when I edited your blog. That was WordPress. You used it. You know it well. ➛
Jan 28, 2015 yeah wowthat is a stellar resource for bootstrapping a... @jeremyzilar @ameliagreenhall yeah wowthat is a stellar resource for bootstrapping a publication ➛
Jan 28, 2015 omg no I want ken to explain the Internet @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 omg no I want ken to explain the Internet ➛
Jan 28, 2015 If I owned a bar where cool dads could hang and talk about... If I owned a bar where cool dads could hang and talk about their lives I'd call it Sinuses. ➛
Jan 28, 2015 ACELA: CLINTON'S TRUE LEGACY On December 11, 2000, the... @theodoreross @KenSilverstein1 ACELA: CLINTON'S TRUE LEGACY On December 11, 2000, the first Acela left Back Bay station and started towards ➛
Jan 28, 2015 Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit... @KenSilverstein1 Once, a person jumped in front of my Acela to commit suicide and people yelled at the distraught employees to hurry up. ➛
Jan 28, 2015 it sounds like you want to know are bots @pieratt @jackrusher it sounds like you want to know are bots ➛
Jan 28, 2015 i mean seen another way those are all bots @jackrusher i mean seen another way those are all bots ➛
Jan 27, 2015 the internet as implemented is basically ironic @fivetonsflax the internet as implemented is basically ironic ➛
Jan 27, 2015 yah that RESTish API is sweetness i hate port 25 with a... @anildash @markdicristina @tcarmody @MailChimp @thinkup yah that RESTish API is sweetness i hate port 25 with a burning hate ➛
Jan 27, 2015 Mark! Now that I understand Mandrill better it is coming... @markdicristina @anildash @tcarmody @MailChimp Mark! Now that I understand Mandrill better it is coming into focus. What's a good email? ➛
Jan 27, 2015 what sport is this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5601852... what sport is this twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 this might be the worst pitch i've ever seen @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan this might be the worst pitch i've ever seen ➛
Jan 27, 2015 is that the end of the story @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan is that the end of the story ➛
Jan 27, 2015 wait ken what sport is this https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan wait ken what sport is this twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan my wife went to santa cruz with the banana slugs, like I get it but also: omnia-extares.tumblr.com ➛
Jan 27, 2015 lots of schools have ironic mascots but that motto is the... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan lots of schools have ironic mascots but that motto is the most pacific northwest thing i have ever seen ➛
Jan 27, 2015 Omnia Extares is MUCH, MUCH worse @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan Omnia Extares is MUCH, MUCH worse ➛
Jan 27, 2015 you have got to be shitting me @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan you have got to be shitting me ➛
Jan 27, 2015 hoooooly shit it's Omnia Extares meaning "let it all hang... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan hoooooly shit it's Omnia Extares meaning "let it all hang out" ➛
Jan 27, 2015 does evergreen have a motto? @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan does evergreen have a motto? ➛
Jan 27, 2015 he co-founded counterpunch so the fact that he's not... @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 he co-founded counterpunch so the fact that he's not wearing a vest screaming about chemtrails is a win ➛
Jan 27, 2015 it's like 80,000 pixels tall at full resolution @droob it's like 80,000 pixels tall at full resolution ➛
Jan 27, 2015 ken i pasted in a link to the article at the web archive... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan ken i pasted in a link to the article at the web archive web.archive.org/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 yeah no that's gone away forever @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan yeah no that's gone away forever ➛
Jan 27, 2015 i had to do all the HTML by hand. but so worth it. @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 i had to do all the HTML by hand. but so worth it. ➛
Jan 27, 2015 we worked a ton on those tables. good times. @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan we worked a ton on those tables. good times. ➛
Jan 27, 2015 oh shit http://web.archive.org/web/20070608012023/http://www... @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan oh shit web.archive.org/... that piece WAS pretty good ➛
Jan 27, 2015 My thoughts at the time: “at least it's not Equatorial... @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 My thoughts at the time: “at least it's not Equatorial Guinea.” ➛
Jan 27, 2015 that'll double their monthly traffic @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 that'll double their monthly traffic ➛
Jan 27, 2015 http://harpers.org/blog/2009/10/how-awful-is-richard-cohen-l... @KenSilverstein1 harpers.org/... harpers.org/... harpers.org/... harpers.org/... harpers.org/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 i mean just like that's so much hate that the screenshot... i mean just like that's so much hate that the screenshot tool on this 8GbRAM 2.9 GhZ laptop freaked out until i set a zoom level of 25% ➛
Jan 27, 2015 but don't worry, moore's law suggests that one day... but don't worry, moore's law suggests that one day computers will be able to store and manage all of our hate ➛
Jan 27, 2015 there's so much harassment on http://femfreq.tumblr.com/post... there's so much harassment on femfreq.tumblr.com/... that it's actually pretty hard to take a screenshot twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 “Somewhere in some wall there was a transmitter sending out... “Somewhere in some wall there was a transmitter sending out signals that only the lights could hear.” —@jessamyn medium.com/... ➛
Jan 27, 2015 This evocative kicker, thought a columnist, will heal... This evocative kicker, thought a columnist, will heal democracy. ➛
Jan 27, 2015 Maybe today will be the day social media drives a... Maybe today will be the day social media drives a meteorologist to suicide. ➛
Jan 26, 2015 she gets frustrated when people in the media give men... @leahfinnegan she gets frustrated when people in the media give men credit for her incredibly hard wjörk ➛
Jan 26, 2015 when she watched sitcoms starring robin Williams and Pam... @leahfinnegan when she watched sitcoms starring robin Williams and Pam dawber she always identified with Mindy ➛
Jan 26, 2015 so how's the liberal media this evening? @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc so how's the liberal media this evening? ➛
Jan 26, 2015 The last time it snowed like this I wrote this essay:... The last time it snowed like this I wrote this essay: themorningnews.org/... ➛
Jan 26, 2015 http://www.nytimes.com/video/sports/100000003040466/inside-t... @john_overholt nytimes.com/... ➛
Jan 25, 2015 we can solve two problems. turn off your phone and stop... @KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland we can solve two problems. turn off your phone and stop tweeting. now it is a clock. ➛
Jan 25, 2015 my wife just came into my office and said, "he's using a... @KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland my wife just came into my office and said, "he's using a phone or computer" ➛
Jan 25, 2015 ken you are using a phone or computer to tweet @KenSilverstein1 @mitchsunderland ken you are using a phone or computer to tweet ➛
Jan 25, 2015 no but really https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/559416460813... @mmcwatters no but really twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 25, 2015 idea: a bunch of memes of people doing horrifying stuff in... idea: a bunch of memes of people doing horrifying stuff in various states of undress. you have to identify if it's from florida or russia ➛
Jan 25, 2015 also if you read it you'll see that i am being a terrible... @asad_ch also if you read it you'll see that i am being a terrible person by recommending it ➛
Jan 25, 2015 oh i'm fine! that's more something i went looking for after... @asad_ch oh i'm fine! that's more something i went looking for after getting hundreds of emails about anxietybox ➛
Jan 25, 2015 Here's a great thing to read when you're feeling a little... Here's a great thing to read when you're feeling a little sorry for yourself it always cheers me right up harpers.org/... ➛
Jan 25, 2015 since we'll all be cooped up on monday i hope there will be... since we'll all be cooped up on monday i hope there will be something good to read and discuss on twitter ➛
Jan 25, 2015 Wikipedia is the good 4chan in the same way that Bitcoin is... @nslater Wikipedia is the good 4chan in the same way that Bitcoin is the evil Unix. ➛
Jan 25, 2015 its cool that spam is a humanist discipline @nslater its cool that spam is a humanist discipline ➛
Jan 25, 2015 This is a fascinating Wikipedia page that is basically... This is a fascinating Wikipedia page that is basically useless en.m.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Jan 24, 2015 nah because every message is personalized and private, and... @zubakskees nah because every message is personalized and private, and email is where anxiety lives ➛
Jan 24, 2015 Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap. Also, I'm not broke. I'm just incredibly cheap. ➛
Jan 24, 2015 One signup per minute. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/559... One signup per minute. twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 24, 2015 if could have been a man's staff recommended by medium's... @redkeg @richziade @Medium if could have been a man's staff recommended by medium's butt ➛
Jan 24, 2015 hello! i will reach out when this comes into focus @markdicristina @anildash @tcarmody @MailChimp hello! i will reach out when this comes into focus ➛
Jan 24, 2015 ad jargon. M is thousand and MM is million. @nslater ad jargon. M is thousand and MM is million. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 i think about this a lot, like basically everyone is... @kjhealy i think about this a lot, like basically everyone is bananas and then there's pandoc, which is rational. or like, a large bridge. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 it's going to be on this american life and i'll get 1K+... @erico @esd it's going to be on this american life and i'll get 1K+ signups and i just realized that the volume is actually tricky ➛
Jan 23, 2015 well...that's sort of the point of it, this was a one-off... @erico @esd well...that's sort of the point of it, this was a one-off and now there's demand gimletmedia.com/... ➛
Jan 23, 2015 oh i am never going to do more than skim that shit for... @kjhealy oh i am never going to do more than skim that shit for debugging. makes me too panicked. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 transactional--each one a snowflake produced by a bot. AWS... @esd transactional--each one a snowflake produced by a bot. AWS SES is prob my best bet, people are saying? Hmm. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 3,000--it's very high-volume by design but super opt-in @esd 3,000--it's very high-volume by design but super opt-in ➛
Jan 23, 2015 it was also, you can only have 500 simultaneous recipients,... @mattlanger it was also, you can only have 500 simultaneous recipients, etc. tilde.club had 10k emails to go out to 10K folk ➛
Jan 23, 2015 there is some limit; it's in the docs but a little vague. i... @mattlanger there is some limit; it's in the docs but a little vague. i think it MAY be 5k/day? and it depends how/what you're sending. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 doesn't it max at like, 3K emails/day? (I ran into that... @mattlanger doesn't it max at like, 3K emails/day? (I ran into that with tilde.club) ➛
Jan 23, 2015 alas every email is personalized AND private and looks... @Heewa alas every email is personalized AND private and looks spammy (but is totally opt-in). I think SES from Amazon is probably best bet. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 not all of us have sexy mailchimp sponsorships @PJVogt not all of us have sexy mailchimp sponsorships ➛
Jan 23, 2015 A real fact is that I am supporting my passion for software... A real fact is that I am supporting my passion for software platform architecture with my day job as a literary essayist. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 wait wait let a man decide how he's going to architect his... @anildash @tcarmody @MailChimp wait wait let a man decide how he's going to architect his system first ➛
Jan 23, 2015 I think the conclusion is: SES, maybe with sendy (although... I think the conclusion is: SES, maybe with sendy (although i don't need analytics) should keep me around $150-$300/month, which is doable ➛
Jan 23, 2015 why not skip pharma and just go straight to militias and... @anildash why not skip pharma and just go straight to militias and baby farms? ➛
Jan 23, 2015 i think we'll hit the spam wall so fast because... @fivetonsflax i think we'll hit the spam wall so fast because anxietybox.com is basically opt-in spam; i need to use verified ➛
Jan 23, 2015 that's just an SES wrapper alas but still more in the... @maxfenton that's just an SES wrapper alas but still more in the ballpark! ➛
Jan 23, 2015 i may ask! i'll see if > 1000 people sign up, and costs... @GlennF i may ask! i'll see if > 1000 people sign up, and costs only will get prohibitive for me at 5,000+. right now it's like, 250? ➛
Jan 23, 2015 yeah i noticed that trying to get email working on... @bn2b yeah i noticed that trying to get email working on tilde.club ➛
Jan 23, 2015 Cool! Ping ford@ftrain.com? Zero obligation but it'd be... @philnelson Cool! Ping ford@ftrain.com? Zero obligation but it'd be helpful to have an adult supervising me. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 “We'll figure out revenue later.” —People who have no money “We'll figure out revenue later.” —People who have no money ➛
Jan 23, 2015 meanwhile I *know* email is a disaster because i tried to... meanwhile I *know* email is a disaster because i tried to configure an AWS box to send email the shape of my palm is embedded in my face ➛
Jan 23, 2015 I can probably afford SES if I get MailChimp to sponsor me. I can probably afford SES if I get MailChimp to sponsor me. ➛
Jan 23, 2015 so http://anxietybox.com is tricky because it's 150-300... so anxietybox.com is tricky because it's 150-300 custom emails per user per month, so 1000 users = 300M; 10,000 = 3MM & it's...spam ➛
Jan 23, 2015 that's like $60,000 of sheer emotional pain per moment @nrose that's like $60,000 of sheer emotional pain per moment ➛
Jan 23, 2015 like i know 25 and 80 are different ports but the delta is... like i know 25 and 80 are different ports but the delta is pretty insane i'm going to have to configure a mail server aren't i i am going to ➛
Jan 23, 2015 does anyone know how to send 1.5 million txt emails/mo... does anyone know how to send 1.5 million txt emails/mo without going broke? mailgun is like $600 for that; 1.5 million web pages is like $10 ➛
Jan 23, 2015 i opened semi-official signups on http://anxietybox.com/... i opened semi-official signups on anxietybox.com since it's going to be on this american life ➛
Jan 23, 2015 With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to... @leahfinnegan With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there? ➛
Jan 23, 2015 ken I need your password and your flip phone @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan ken I need your password and your flip phone ➛
Jan 22, 2015 this is a great ad until the end, when the mothers should... this is a great ad until the end, when the mothers should have formed an armed collective & destroyed the kyriarchy youtube.com/... ➛
Jan 22, 2015 right but the speed of that is increasing! c.f.... @markjaquith @anildash @waldojaquith @gknauss right but the speed of that is increasing! c.f. github.com/... ➛
Jan 22, 2015 feels like amazon lambda is in this direction @markjaquith @anildash @waldojaquith @gknauss feels like amazon lambda is in this direction ➛
Jan 22, 2015 Yeah, I mean those costs will always out themselves... @markjaquith @anildash @waldojaquith @gknauss Yeah, I mean those costs will always out themselves somewhere. It's a tough business! ➛
Jan 22, 2015 But migration costs, one week schedule, labor costs,... @anildash @markjaquith @waldojaquith @gknauss But migration costs, one week schedule, labor costs, etc--it just doesn't make sense here. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 VIP is great, I work with people who use it and I like WP. @anildash @markjaquith @waldojaquith @gknauss VIP is great, I work with people who use it and I like WP. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 Also I'm pretty sure Greg cost less than VIP. @anildash @markjaquith @waldojaquith Also I'm pretty sure Greg cost less than VIP. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 page caching is kind of 2003 tbh compared to heavy write... @anildash @markjaquith @waldojaquith page caching is kind of 2003 tbh compared to heavy write architecture but obvs mid-tier still matter$ ➛
Jan 22, 2015 make sure to tell ken what snapchat is @natashavc @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 @johnjcook make sure to tell ken what snapchat is ➛
Jan 22, 2015 "molestor investor" has been sitting there for what, a... @natashavc @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 @johnjcook "molestor investor" has been sitting there for what, a month? no one. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 As to better heds: “Jet logs prove link be tween Clinton... @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc @johnjcook As to better heds: “Jet logs prove link be tween Clinton and pedo billionaire” ➛
Jan 22, 2015 ken, you don't have any meetings to cancel @leahfinnegan @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc @johnjcook ken, you don't have any meetings to cancel ➛
Jan 22, 2015 The point is that fatties are actually psychics with secret... The point is that fatties are actually psychics with secret powers and Little Debbie is a government front. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 Lots of scenes where a government e-meter shows that... Lots of scenes where a government e-meter shows that psychic energy is peaking so they have a sale on doritos ➛
Jan 22, 2015 The hard part is the title. So far I have the chewlumminati The hard part is the title. So far I have the chewlumminati ➛
Jan 22, 2015 hah trick question no one knows @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc @leahfinnegan @johnjcook hah trick question no one knows ➛
Jan 22, 2015 So the obesity epidemic is actually the product of the... So the obesity epidemic is actually the product of the military-snack complex keeping us listless and passive and easy to track. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 I have this plot idea that in the 60s the CIA noticed that... I have this plot idea that in the 60s the CIA noticed that some people were psychic and invented a carb ray that made everyone fat. ➛
Jan 22, 2015 can someone start http://nazifacts.kinja.com tx @KenSilverstein1 @natashavc @leahfinnegan @johnjcook can someone start nazifacts.kinja.com tx ➛
Jan 22, 2015 hahahaha but I think I was overreacting @mubay hahahaha but I think I was overreacting ➛
Jan 21, 2015 “‘It’s her real butt,’ said Hershkovits.”... “‘It’s her real butt,’ said Hershkovits.” medium.com/... ➛
Jan 21, 2015 I wrote about the most interesting part of getting Kim... I wrote about the most interesting part of getting Kim Kardashian's butt online, the web scaling part: medium.com/... ➛
Jan 21, 2015 You know the restraint that was applied here, the pain that... @marklotto @anildash You know the restraint that was applied here, the pain that I experienced? ➛
Jan 20, 2015 I miss the 1989-era DPaintIV animation dialogue box, and... I miss the 1989-era DPaintIV animation dialogue box, and one day I hope I can have it on my networked supercomputer ftrain.github.io/... ➛
Jan 20, 2015 I'm trying hard to get more stuff off my hard drive and... I'm trying hard to get more stuff off my hard drive and into the world, even if it's busted ftrain.github.io/... ➛
Jan 20, 2015 I made this silly broken toy http://ftrain.github.io/anim/... I made this silly broken toy ftrain.github.io/... for animating text in the browser; the source is at github.com/... ➛
Jan 16, 2015 in before local cache refresh https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... in before local cache refresh twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 16, 2015 It turns out the place is going to send me a tote bag so... It turns out the place is going to send me a tote bag so scratch that. Passive-aggressive subtweeting is a bad look, I'm off-premises. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 guys what if we're dead and this is hell @KenSilverstein1 @Choire @pareene @natashavc guys what if we're dead and this is hell ➛
Jan 14, 2015 i considered the discussion that was going to ensue and... @ddt i considered the discussion that was going to ensue and chose bedtime ➛
Jan 14, 2015 i'm sorry patrick you weren't supposed to know @patbits i'm sorry patrick you weren't supposed to know ➛
Jan 14, 2015 Colgate University has a raaaaaaaaaaaacist Yik Yak:... Colgate University has a raaaaaaaaaaaacist Yik Yak: gimletmedia.com/... ➛
Jan 14, 2015 wait who is that he has hair privilege @patbits wait who is that he has hair privilege ➛
Jan 14, 2015 the ladies at the daycare send their kids to other daycares @patbits the ladies at the daycare send their kids to other daycares ➛
Jan 14, 2015 patrick the ladies from the islands who are running daycare... @patbits patrick the ladies from the islands who are running daycare for 70% of the kids in our neighborhood have zero patience for nonsense ➛
Jan 14, 2015 Dr. King he had a dream/of peace and harmony. P E A C E, P... Dr. King he had a dream/of peace and harmony. P E A C E, P E A C E. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 There is a song about Martin Luther King to the tune of... There is a song about Martin Luther King to the tune of BINGO and my kids apparently know it. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 I'm not surprised that someone who organizes books by color... @tonygill99 @pleasetakenote I'm not surprised that someone who organizes books by color would become violent so quickly. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 I will just put it up. No big deal, just need a couple... @mathewi I will just put it up. No big deal, just need a couple hours to turn it on and connect it to services. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 So I made this bot that emailed me a few times a day to... So I made this bot that emailed me a few times a day to parody my anxiety. Now I am getting hundreds of anxious emails a day about the bot. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 can't comment so I just look at the page and think things @rrhoover can't comment so I just look at the page and think things ➛
Jan 14, 2015 but the REAL bookshelves are behind those right, right... @karenmcgrane but the REAL bookshelves are behind those right, right McGrane, right? Right? ➛
Jan 14, 2015 People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who... People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 all i'm saying is that this is a high-stakes game and it's... @PJVogt @replyall @arainert all i'm saying is that this is a high-stakes game and it's also my favorite game ➛
Jan 14, 2015 Shouldn't you be working on a unified global platform that... @replyall @arainert Shouldn't you be working on a unified global platform that successfully monetizes podcasts while ensuring quality? ➛
Jan 14, 2015 A genuinely cool feeling is when you wear a pair of... A genuinely cool feeling is when you wear a pair of slightly tight pants and all morning it's like you have a self-propelled exoskeleton. ➛
Jan 14, 2015 ULGH fuck fuck fuck fuck @KenSilverstein1 @RacketTeen @michaelpielocik ULGH fuck fuck fuck fuck ➛
Jan 14, 2015 i was silverstein punch-up for years, how many ways can a... @KenSilverstein1 @RacketTeen @michaelpielocik i was silverstein punch-up for years, how many ways can a person write about Equatorial Guinea ➛
Jan 14, 2015 one of the toughest jobs in media @KenSilverstein1 @RacketTeen @michaelpielocik one of the toughest jobs in media ➛
Jan 14, 2015 I write obituaries for all my friends [LOUD LAUGHTER, TURNS... @tcarmody @jazzedloon I write obituaries for all my friends [LOUD LAUGHTER, TURNS TO CAMERA]. ➛
Jan 13, 2015 Every time I go “I need to do more for http://tilde.club”... Every time I go “I need to do more for tilde.xn--club-jb7a someone has already done it. ➛
Jan 13, 2015 http://squiggle.city/~paper/ is publishing an amazing... squiggle.city/... is publishing an amazing newspaper of the doings of all the tilde-ish sites ➛
Jan 12, 2015 I'm wearing a hemp onesie embroidered with the name adnan @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan I'm wearing a hemp onesie embroidered with the name adnan ➛
Jan 12, 2015 also I don't have any live tv @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan also I don't have any live tv ➛
Jan 12, 2015 I just got off work I'm waiting for a bus @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan I just got off work I'm waiting for a bus ➛
Jan 12, 2015 wow you failed that captcha something awful kell...bot @kellan wow you failed that captcha something awful kell...bot ➛
Jan 12, 2015 After the plague kills off most of humanity will one... After the plague kills off most of humanity will one million users be the new ten million users? ➛
Jan 12, 2015 There is one other person on this Ftrain car at 10pm has... There is one other person on this Ftrain car at 10pm has there been an extreme population event ➛
Jan 12, 2015 Dark social is just people emailing the words “stop... Dark social is just people emailing the words “stop tweeting.” ➛
Jan 11, 2015 I have to relaunch anxietybox to deal with all these... @AGoldmund @replyall I have to relaunch anxietybox to deal with all these anxious people so yeah you owe me a drawing. ➛
Jan 11, 2015 https://archive.org/details/EdwardR.Murrow-BuchenwaldReport @KenSilverstein1 @leahfinnegan archive.org/... ➛
Jan 11, 2015 u left your purse on the train at 4th ave stop pls email... @aajaynes u left your purse on the train at 4th ave stop pls email ford@ftrain.com ➛
Jan 11, 2015 I mean it could be that they are trying to do the voice of... @delfuego I mean it could be that they are trying to do the voice of the bot and joking? Who knows. It was a bad issue! ➛
Jan 10, 2015 I'm fine if you hate everything I stand for and want me to... I'm fine if you hate everything I stand for and want me to die in a fire *as long as* you let me know in the form of a pull request. ➛
Jan 10, 2015 I'm guessing they are like, doing the bot's voice? Or else... @sixfoot6 I'm guessing they are like, doing the bot's voice? Or else they hate me? The real issue is, I need a pull request. ➛
Jan 10, 2015 literally every project https://github.com/ftrain/anxietybox... literally every project github.com/... ➛
Jan 10, 2015 I just tried to hand a woman with a toddler the MetroCard... I just tried to hand a woman with a toddler the MetroCard she dropped and fell down and and handed it to her from my knees mmmm'llllaaadyyyy ➛
Jan 10, 2015 “How can you make a joke out of everything?” is a question... “How can you make a joke out of everything?” is a question that miserable people ask a lot. ➛
Jan 10, 2015 Researchers after announcing that they have derived an... Researchers after announcing that they have derived an algorithm that solves the most dangerous game: “Run!” ➛
Jan 10, 2015 i am the king of being stupid about websites @vitor_io i am the king of being stupid about websites ➛
Jan 10, 2015 well look who decided to come back for a visit @patbits well look who decided to come back for a visit ➛
Jan 10, 2015 guys how do you think this makes me feel do you think it... guys how do you think this makes me feel do you think it might make me ANXIOUS twitter.com/... ➛
Jan 10, 2015 It turns out that extremely anxious people are not patient... It turns out that extremely anxious people are not patient about websites that are not currently working, go figure. ➛
Jan 9, 2015 I'm so liberal I'm raising my children not to see color... I'm so liberal I'm raising my children not to see color blindness. ➛
Jan 9, 2015 you know what is going to be worse than twitter when Joan... @leahfinnegan you know what is going to be worse than twitter when Joan Didion dies? twitter when Philip Roth dies. ➛
Jan 9, 2015 Its good to be back here on Twitter talking about how my... Its good to be back here on Twitter talking about how my train is too hot. ➛
Jan 9, 2015 God I'm so tired of meaningful conversations with close and... God I'm so tired of meaningful conversations with close and trusted friends on Slack. ➛
Jan 9, 2015 people are wandering in the aisles like a zombie movie @maureenflaherty @shani_o people are wandering in the aisles like a zombie movie ➛
Jan 9, 2015 my train is like six billion degrees I'm so warm that it... @maureenflaherty @shani_o my train is like six billion degrees I'm so warm that it makes sense to tweet ➛
Jan 8, 2015 coolio @anxietyboxbot was gonna just spam anyone who wanted... @ckolderup coolio @anxietyboxbot was gonna just spam anyone who wanted it too but i never wired it up ➛
Jan 8, 2015 nah it can be whatever, MIT or BSD or wevs. Just put it up... @ckolderup nah it can be whatever, MIT or BSD or wevs. Just put it up last night since the podcast was gonna happen. ➛
Jan 8, 2015 I talked about Anxiety Box with @pjvogt.... I talked about Anxiety Box with @pjvogt. gimletmedia.com/... ; anxietybox.com is a real website but the box isn't currently live. ➛
Jan 1, 2015 [ANN] The code for 2001's http://www.ftrain.com/cgi-bin/l_op... [ANN] The code for 2001's ftrain.com/... is GPLed per user request: github.com/... ➛