May 31, 2012 See that's the thing. He truly can do no wrong after... @shabbychef See that's the thing. He truly can do no wrong after Sqwubbsy, and yet he does so much right. flickr.com/... ➛
May 31, 2012 Julian Cope explains post-punk: "Women! Blacks! Gays!... Julian Cope explains post-punk: "Women! Blacks! Gays! Synthesizers!" tinyurl.com/... (via mefi) ➛
May 30, 2012 In theory parsing out political speech is sort of like... In theory parsing out political speech is sort of like inverse NSA monitoring. ➛
May 30, 2012 So you're saying that we used regular expressions and now... @quinnnorton @kevinmarks So you're saying that we used regular expressions and now we have two problems? ➛
May 30, 2012 Right, but if we block "/it's .*, stupid/i" we'll have... @kevinmarks Right, but if we block "/it's .*, stupid/i" we'll have blocked about 50% of Maureen Dowd's columns, which is AWESOME. ➛
May 30, 2012 New Public Domain Review: http://publicdomainreview.org/2012... New Public Domain Review: publicdomainreview.org/... ➛
May 30, 2012 Phrases to block between now and November: "think about... Phrases to block between now and November: "think about it"; "the real america"; "have a beer with." ".*crats", "repub.*", others. ➛
May 28, 2012 http://XML.com/occasional pants lurking. @danbri @edd @mattb xml.com/... pants lurking. ➛
May 26, 2012 actually yes. I'd be arrested if anyone saw my org-mode... @jackrusher actually yes. I'd be arrested if anyone saw my org-mode file. ➛
May 26, 2012 Is "gurgitate" a word? As in "I gurgitated for 18 minutes"? @anecdoted Is "gurgitate" a word? As in "I gurgitated for 18 minutes"? ➛
May 26, 2012 Amazing sentece: “As far as we know, polyethylene glycol is... Amazing sentece: “As far as we know, polyethylene glycol is safe.” (For kids.) nytimes.com/... ➛
May 26, 2012 A virus that would send out all of the emails in your DRAFT... A virus that would send out all of the emails in your DRAFT box would change the world. ➛
May 26, 2012 Saturday midnight our phones switch to NUMBERS.... Saturday midnight our phones switch to NUMBERS. youtube.com/... ➛
May 25, 2012 Yep--Louie, Good Wife, Law & Order, bunch of others.... @yoni Yep--Louie, Good Wife, Law & Order, bunch of others. See it on the way to the train--they love the Victorians. ➛
May 25, 2012 And when they need suburbs, Beverley Square West. @yoni And when they need suburbs, Beverley Square West. ➛
May 25, 2012 Other fun fact: Alanis Morissette's video for "One Hand In... Other fun fact: Alanis Morissette's video for "One Hand In My Pocket" (1995) was insanely filmed in Windsor Terrace. youtube.com/... ➛
May 25, 2012 Fun fact: The NYC transit bus fleet has 4,300 buses (and... Fun fact: The NYC transit bus fleet has 4,300 buses (and 12,499 stops). en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
May 25, 2012 Here's the source: http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblem... Here's the source: reddit.com/... ➛
May 25, 2012 Fifth-world problems: http://digitalcortex.net/science/fifth... Fifth-world problems: digitalcortex.net/... ➛
May 24, 2012 StackOverflow capitalizes on the urge in a very positive... @cocoadog @ksearsbooks @djacobs StackOverflow capitalizes on the urge in a very positive way, because they get web bhvr. ➛
May 24, 2012 During my time at the NYT I enjoyed many tasty salads and... @donohoe @jkottke @anildash @choire @marcoarment During my time at the NYT I enjoyed many tasty salads and made fun of Pentagram. ➛
May 23, 2012 no way that's not already taken. Like, two cats talking... @CastmateFM no way that's not already taken. Like, two cats talking about the human internet would be huge. ➛
May 23, 2012 It was supposed to go for a full hour but there was a bird... It was supposed to go for a full hour but there was a bird on the balcony. ➛
May 23, 2012 The first fifteen minutes are all about the litterbox. The first fifteen minutes are all about the litterbox. ➛
May 23, 2012 I was previously anti-wishlist http://www.ftrain.com/amazon_... I was previously anti-wishlist ftrain.com/... ➛
May 23, 2012 Interesting note: Anil PayPal'ed me $15 on 8/24/02. @anildash @mattlanger @mariabustillos @jkottke @choire @ev Interesting note: Anil PayPal'ed me $15 on 8/24/02. ➛
May 23, 2012 I bought http://savepublishing.com years ago and I still ah... @mariabustillos @anildash @jkottke @choire I bought savepublishing.com years ago and I still ah fuck it. ➛
May 23, 2012 Yes, I realize I've become a publisher. @Choire @aaronlammer Yes, I realize I've become a publisher. ➛
May 23, 2012 God I forgot entirely about the same, written under a... @jimmus God I forgot entirely about the same, written under a pseudonym even ftrain.com/... ➛
May 23, 2012 I feel totally fine--as an author it's great, and... @Choire I feel totally fine--as an author it's great, and flattering--but I acknowledge that my take is biased and me-specific. ➛
May 21, 2012 On the train on the bridge in heavy rain listening to... On the train on the bridge in heavy rain listening to Islands in the Stream on repeat. ➛
May 21, 2012 “Maybe I just think in internet. Oh my god, that's... “Maybe I just think in internet. Oh my god, that's horrible.”--Kitty Pryde vice.com/... ➛
May 17, 2012 No one in this Cracker Barrel is going to see 2017. No one in this Cracker Barrel is going to see 2017. ➛
May 15, 2012 Thank you to KGB and to everyone who came out to see me... Thank you to KGB and to everyone who came out to see me open for @rosecrans. Night! ➛
May 15, 2012 I just want to set the record straight, since that was in... @aaronsw I just want to set the record straight, since that was in the paper of record. ➛
May 15, 2012 I did threaten that a bear would hurt him. @ftrain @aaronsw I did threaten that a bear would hurt him. ➛
May 15, 2012 James Lipton has advice for Mitt Romney. Weird advice.... James Lipton has advice for Mitt Romney. Weird advice. nymag.com/... ➛
May 15, 2012 I found that correspondence and I didn't threaten anything... @aaronsw I found that correspondence and I didn't threaten anything of the kind. ➛
May 15, 2012 I'll do the whole thing in a squeaky voice so there's less... @nzle @rosecrans I'll do the whole thing in a squeaky voice so there's less sadness ➛
May 14, 2012 thirty kittens per minute shot out of a t-shirt cannon @michelet thirty kittens per minute shot out of a t-shirt cannon ➛
May 14, 2012 PROMOTE Reading tomorrow in NYC come see me read ('bout... PROMOTE Reading tomorrow in NYC come see me read ('bout fertility, I think) themorningnews.org/... with @rosecrans PROMOTE ➛
May 14, 2012 NOOOOOOO seriously I will pay you the money you spent do... @allisonacs NOOOOOOO seriously I will pay you the money you spent do not go there ➛
May 12, 2012 Dear lord the SVA Interaction design graduates are a smart,... Dear lord the SVA Interaction design graduates are a smart, sweet group. Congrats on your thesis festival! #invision ➛
May 12, 2012 Girl in riding breeches carrying a helmet getting off B68... Girl in riding breeches carrying a helmet getting off B68 Coney Island ave bus to go ride horses. ➛
May 10, 2012 i keep waiting for the HELLO THIS IS STARDOG meme @kendall i keep waiting for the HELLO THIS IS STARDOG meme ➛
May 10, 2012 the rejected title for that feature was "Husbands Who... @RachelFersh @meaghano the rejected title for that feature was "Husbands Who Haven't Had Sex in Four Years." ➛
May 10, 2012 It's not really attachment parenting as much as a four-year... It's not really attachment parenting as much as a four-year milk fast. ➛
May 10, 2012 "Sharing is deeply sensory" is a sentence that a person... "Sharing is deeply sensory" is a sentence that a person wrote. googleblog.blogspot.com/... ➛
May 9, 2012 this line of thinking has real promise @mjw @felixsalmon @micheleactivate this line of thinking has real promise ➛
May 9, 2012 He promises me I can have the name of his tailor once we... @felixsalmon @mjw He promises me I can have the name of his tailor once we ship. ➛
May 9, 2012 So weird to see an adult on the train reading a book for... So weird to see an adult on the train reading a book for adults. ➛
May 9, 2012 I'm an off-the-rack guy in a tailor-made world. I'm an off-the-rack guy in a tailor-made world. ➛
May 9, 2012 PROMOTE I'm reading with @rosecrans on Tuesday, May 15 at... PROMOTE I'm reading with @rosecrans on Tuesday, May 15 at 7PM at KGB in NYC kgbbar.com/... PROMOTE ➛
May 8, 2012 "In an era of X, Y is more important than ever," said a... "In an era of X, Y is more important than ever," said a spokesline. ➛
May 8, 2012 Can anyone explain web intents in one tweet? Can anyone explain web intents in one tweet? ➛
May 7, 2012 But lowered acquisition cost could eat the lunch of Google... @kevinmarks But lowered acquisition cost could eat the lunch of Google Ads. Difference between buying words and buying people. ➛
May 7, 2012 DUUUUUUDE "Your friendships are worth $0.62 each, and your... @kevinmarks DUUUUUUDE "Your friendships are worth $0.62 each, and your profile page could be valued at $1,800." ➛
May 7, 2012 What the hell *is* a "welcoming party"? Is that when you're... What the hell *is* a "welcoming party"? Is that when you're ignored until someone yells at you? Because I've definitely had that. ➛
May 7, 2012 “People don’t have welcoming parties around here,”... “People don’t have welcoming parties around here,” said...[the 60 Minutes] executive editor. As opposed to WHERE? nytimes.com/... ➛
May 7, 2012 I'm trying to get back there but you know having kids and... @debcha I'm trying to get back there but you know having kids and all ➛
May 7, 2012 An avatar that is thinner than the person it represents you... An avatar that is thinner than the person it represents you could call an ectoconograph. ➛
May 7, 2012 That thing when you're fatter than your avatar does that... That thing when you're fatter than your avatar does that have a name? Because I have that. ➛
May 7, 2012 i use julian days so i can schedule meetings... @theodoreross i use julian days so i can schedule meetings post-singularity when i become a machine. coffee on JD 9,000,000 on saturn? ➛
May 7, 2012 an autonomous parasitic organism dedicated to its own... @drunkenbee an autonomous parasitic organism dedicated to its own reproduction, feasting on time ➛
May 7, 2012 can we talk about this for 16 minutes at 3:17 please in the... @theodoreross can we talk about this for 16 minutes at 3:17 please in the Bataille meeting room ➛
May 7, 2012 "some sort of Kevin Slavin algorithms-gone-mad situation"... @kevinmarks @jobsworth "some sort of Kevin Slavin algorithms-gone-mad situation" is just the best thing ➛
May 7, 2012 A little more on the facebooks in NYMag:... A little more on the facebooks in NYMag: nymag.com/... ➛
May 6, 2012 cool--didn't know it was out! Thanks! @MatthewShaer @nymag cool--didn't know it was out! Thanks! ➛
May 6, 2012 Took me a full minute to read "house movers" as anything... Took me a full minute to read "house movers" as anything but "mouse hovers." ➛
May 6, 2012 A dozen jobs isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion... A dozen jobs isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion jobs. ➛
May 5, 2012 "Nuns . . . spend too much energy on poverty and economic... "Nuns . . . spend too much energy on poverty and economic injustice and not enough on abortion and same-sex marriage." minnpost.com/... ➛
May 5, 2012 I have to present to an audience in a week and I look... @bdeskin I have to present to an audience in a week and I look forward to looking like an escaped convict named Tiny. ➛
May 5, 2012 Apparently at this barber shop "a little off the top" means... Apparently at this barber shop "a little off the top" means "make me look like a Russian mental patient." ➛
May 5, 2012 If I was a journalist I'd be thinking "I wonder what other... If I was a journalist I'd be thinking "I wonder what other CEOs lied on their resume?" Because FUN. ➛
May 4, 2012 there's something so soothing about geography @doingitwrong there's something so soothing about geography ➛
May 4, 2012 I never want to write another book review without one. @kendall I never want to write another book review without one. ➛
May 4, 2012 Did another one in the book review a little while back. But... @kendall Did another one in the book review a little while back. But it didn't have a bar chart. ➛
May 4, 2012 My review of the novel "A Naked Singularity," with a bar... My review of the novel "A Naked Singularity," with a bar graph: slate.com/... ➛
May 4, 2012 I'm actually only following seven; Twitter's zero is four. @dancohen @tcarmody @jharris I'm actually only following seven; Twitter's zero is four. ➛