Apr 29, 2012 oh really how much do you want to oh god my face is melting @matthewbaldwin oh really how much do you want to oh god my face is melting ➛
Apr 29, 2012 I'm going to bet small-batch loses its hyphen by 2014. I'm going to bet small-batch loses its hyphen by 2014. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 nice but for the record actually I had the idea in the year... @bdeskin nice but for the record actually I had the idea in the year 1862 while fighting the battle of shiloh ➛
Apr 29, 2012 Charlie and the Small-batch Chocolate Share Charlie and the Small-batch Chocolate Share ➛
Apr 29, 2012 An update of Charlotte's Web that takes into account... An update of Charlotte's Web that takes into account artisanal charcuterie. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 The very hungry omnivore's dilemma. Don't let the urban... The very hungry omnivore's dilemma. Don't let the urban cooperative chicken drive the hybrid. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 Which brings to mind all kinds of synergistic... Which brings to mind all kinds of synergistic food-kids-recipes publishing moves. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 My seven month old twins love books. They find them... My seven month old twins love books. They find them delicious. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 You can tell I represent brand values because I'm facing... You can tell I represent brand values because I'm facing away from the camera, surveying a park far below. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 Good point! Although the words are only a part of the... @bretsmoore @ChuckWendig Good point! Although the words are only a part of the product being sold. ➛
Apr 29, 2012 "Fuck asteroid mining. You want a challenge figure out how... "Fuck asteroid mining. You want a challenge figure out how to make a living off of poetry." ➛
Apr 25, 2012 If someone literally saved my bacon it would be disgusting. If someone literally saved my bacon it would be disgusting. ➛
Apr 25, 2012 Once at a place where I worked we seriously discussed... @jessamyn Once at a place where I worked we seriously discussed running an anti-plover story. I no longer work at that place. ➛
Apr 25, 2012 Every expose of poverty for the last 200 years is described... Every expose of poverty for the last 200 years is described as "shocking." ➛
Apr 24, 2012 "To prevent the injury, the best solution is to allow a... "To prevent the injury, the best solution is to allow a child to slide by himself." well.blogs.nytimes.com/... ➛
Apr 24, 2012 So I'm reading this book about serendipity... So I'm reading this book about serendipity press.princeton.edu/... and . . . seriously, I got nothing. ➛
Apr 24, 2012 The song "Ordinary World" in your earphones turns ANY... The song "Ordinary World" in your earphones turns ANY moment into a cheesy breakup scene. ➛
Apr 24, 2012 This guy registering 14,962 domain names makes me feel... This guy registering 14,962 domain names makes me feel better about my own tendencies cbsnews.com/... ➛
Apr 24, 2012 Finally! New Passion Pit! Is what I expect myself to say... Finally! New Passion Pit! Is what I expect myself to say when there is a new release from Passion Pit. ➛
Apr 23, 2012 "Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in... "Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled." michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/... ➛
Apr 23, 2012 Fever ray reminds me of cling-wrap and my terrapin jetta Fever ray reminds me of cling-wrap and my terrapin jetta ➛
Apr 23, 2012 Actor playing Judas in Brazil hangs self on stage... Actor playing Judas in Brazil hangs self on stage bbc.co.uk/... ➛
Apr 22, 2012 Dickinsonia could be animal or fungal or of an extinct... Dickinsonia could be animal or fungal or of an extinct kingdom: en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Apr 22, 2012 Yes. Just surprised these years on that it is still the... @ryanirelan Yes. Just surprised these years on that it is still the main player. ➛
Apr 22, 2012 I'm happy to pay for things by entering an email address... I'm happy to pay for things by entering an email address and password, but exhausted by the need to enter my credit card. ➛
Apr 21, 2012 It's not so much "if we can put a man on the moon" as much... It's not so much "if we can put a man on the moon" as much as "we could, once, put a man on the moon." ➛
Apr 20, 2012 NYRB Classics is bringing out a Robert Sheckley Anthology:... NYRB Classics is bringing out a Robert Sheckley Anthology: nybooks.com/... ➛
Apr 20, 2012 Troops by Von Spar http://soundcloud.com/italic/von-spar-tro... Troops by Von Spar soundcloud.com/... ➛
Apr 20, 2012 The commenters don't read the article, the writers don't... The commenters don't read the article, the writers don't read the comments, and no one clicks on the ads. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 They BOTH ran instructions on downloading a Flash player?... @jenniferdaniel They BOTH ran instructions on downloading a Flash player? My God. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 yeah i mean basically any possible way you would look at... @kissane @michellelegro yeah i mean basically any possible way you would look at that legro would win ➛
Apr 20, 2012 the reality fan fiction community was arguing over canon... the reality fan fiction community was arguing over canon centuries before anyone else ➛
Apr 20, 2012 verisimilitude is really just a pretentious way to describe... verisimilitude is really just a pretentious way to describe reality fan fiction ➛
Apr 20, 2012 no that was a text message from notify nyc @elizabethminkel no that was a text message from notify nyc ➛
Apr 20, 2012 someone should follow up with the 100th monkey and do an... someone should follow up with the 100th monkey and do an interview ➛
Apr 20, 2012 fine fuck it you win i bought my copy my god it's like... @Mike_FTW fine fuck it you win i bought my copy my god it's like glengarry glen ross in here ➛
Apr 20, 2012 hoooooolllllyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiitttttttttttt @harrisj hoooooolllllyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiitttttttttttt ➛
Apr 20, 2012 God, a puppet show is exactly what is missing from most web... @harrisj God, a puppet show is exactly what is missing from most web conferences. (I grew up doing kid's puppetry--family biz.) ➛
Apr 20, 2012 Wait this is at the zoo or at the Times? @harrisj Wait this is at the zoo or at the Times? ➛
Apr 20, 2012 i respect your passion for the things that give you money... i respect your passion for the things that give you money and power ➛
Apr 20, 2012 A Little Sharpie on the Bottom sounds like the memoir of a... @mcnallyjackson A Little Sharpie on the Bottom sounds like the memoir of a London thief in the 50s. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 FINALLY right? what else is helpless and rateable? firing... @karenmcgrane FINALLY right? what else is helpless and rateable? firing up my business plan generator script from 1998. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 really all of lit is just an inefficient rating system.... @kfitz really all of lit is just an inefficient rating system. ulysses could have been shortened to “silence:★ exile:★ cunning:★” ➛
Apr 20, 2012 what social network do you need to use now to get a book... what social network do you need to use now to get a book deal? twitter and tumblr tapped out. can we create one? advancr? ➛
Apr 20, 2012 see now it's gone from irony straight into the keynote at... @harrisj see now it's gone from irony straight into the keynote at web2.0 ➛
Apr 20, 2012 Seriously rating cats is just a form of self-defense. @michelet Seriously rating cats is just a form of self-defense. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 i mean rating cats on the web makes sense because cats are... i mean rating cats on the web makes sense because cats are constantly rating us ➛
Apr 20, 2012 A picture of the best baby rating website for baby child... A picture of the best baby rating website for baby child infant rating to help rate your baby using our baby rater twitter.com/... ➛
Apr 20, 2012 I'm already shopping my book deal about my quest to get a... @pfcoco I'm already shopping my book deal about my quest to get a perfect Klout score. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 hey i meant to say—combine your zoo experience with your... @harrisj hey i meant to say—combine your zoo experience with your dayjob it's instant TEDTalk. "What penguins teach us about software." ➛
Apr 20, 2012 ratemybaby.us:"You Never know maybe a TV exec.'ll see your... ratemybaby.us:"You Never know maybe a TV exec.'ll see your baby…& say 'I have to have that baby in my next TV Show or Commercial'" ➛
Apr 20, 2012 "Rate babies and add your own and get great parenting... "Rate babies and add your own and get great parenting tips." That's real, there is a baby-rating site. Come now great wall of fire. ➛
Apr 20, 2012 "Have you joined the Red Bull squad yet?" Klout continues... "Have you joined the Red Bull squad yet?" Klout continues to win the Internet. ➛
Apr 19, 2012 Gingrich aside, do you all realize how much cooler... Gingrich aside, do you all realize how much cooler everything we do and say would be if there was a moon base right now? ➛
Apr 19, 2012 it was all business upstairs but a ten-toed party down below @MatthewBattles it was all business upstairs but a ten-toed party down below ➛
Apr 19, 2012 you got the story of my life right there @aragost you got the story of my life right there ➛
Apr 19, 2012 Tigers will go on and on about their children if you let... @inthefade @michaelroston Tigers will go on and on about their children if you let them. #zooadvice ➛
Apr 19, 2012 Mechanical Reproduction, Italian:... Mechanical Reproduction, Italian: internazionale.it/... Nanolaw, Lithuanian: ore.lt/... ➛
Apr 19, 2012 Don't take stock tips from lemurs #zooadvice @michaelroston Don't take stock tips from lemurs #zooadvice ➛
Apr 19, 2012 Zebras really appreciate a hostess gift #zooadvice Zebras really appreciate a hostess gift #zooadvice ➛
Apr 19, 2012 #zooadvice is a hashtag I'll be using going forward @michaelroston #zooadvice is a hashtag I'll be using going forward ➛
Apr 19, 2012 The excitement of seeing someone I'm pretty sure was David... The excitement of seeing someone I'm pretty sure was David Byrne on a bike was tempered by his lack of helmet. ➛
Apr 18, 2012 "It's good to know a cop who isn't a relative." --My... "It's good to know a cop who isn't a relative." --My (mostly) Irish wife. ➛
Apr 18, 2012 I worry that my seven-month old twins are laughing at me... I worry that my seven-month old twins are laughing at me not with me. ➛
Apr 18, 2012 no we don't you're making this way too complex @kevinmarks @kissane @doriantaylor no we don't you're making this way too complex ➛
Apr 18, 2012 this was a starbucks before they put in a starbucks this was a starbucks before they put in a starbucks ➛
Apr 18, 2012 All your Tumblr are belong to Them - Paul Smalera... All your Tumblr are belong to Them - Paul Smalera reut.rs/... ➛
Apr 18, 2012 When people from Manhattan ask where I live I say... When people from Manhattan ask where I live I say Wayfuhbroo, which is "way the fuck out in Brooklyn." ➛
Apr 18, 2012 wait what is "distributed reporting taxonomy" it sounds... @kleinmatic @amichel wait what is "distributed reporting taxonomy" it sounds delicious ➛
Apr 18, 2012 hypothesis: if you take the subway a lot your phone spends... @ohheygreat hypothesis: if you take the subway a lot your phone spends time continuously searching for signal ➛
Apr 18, 2012 i just always assumed you guys were making as much fun of... i just always assumed you guys were making as much fun of me as i was of you still can we stop calling it a blogosphere ➛
Apr 18, 2012 I like Scratcher and had no idea it involved hobos. I am... @lanyardquirk I like Scratcher and had no idea it involved hobos. I am glad to know that. ➛
Apr 18, 2012 The shocked prioritizer is my favorite... @Awl The shocked prioritizer is my favorite #more" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.theawl.com/2012/04/today-only-the-awl-is-auditioning-new-commenters#more ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Helpful hobo lingo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Lingo_i... Helpful hobo lingo #Lingo_in_use_up_to_the_1940s" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo#Lingo_in_use_up_to_the_1940s ➛
Apr 18, 2012 "I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally." --Ted Nugent... "I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally." --Ted Nugent wnd.com/... ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Somedays you know you just want to listen to porcupine tree... Somedays you know you just want to listen to porcupine tree and weave shit into your beard ➛
Apr 18, 2012 yeeessssssssss meet me at dean and d for your high five @harrisj yeeessssssssss meet me at dean and d for your high five ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Now I'm thinking about the RoR meetup/Eyes Wide Shut mashup... @harrisj Now I'm thinking about the RoR meetup/Eyes Wide Shut mashup but that's basically a regular Rails conference from what i've heard ➛
Apr 18, 2012 wait i thought we wore masks at the django meetup now i'm... @harrisj wait i thought we wore masks at the django meetup now i'm confused ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Beloved superstar @mariabustillos reviews Bissell book... Beloved superstar @mariabustillos reviews Bissell book lareviewofbooks.org/... ➛
Apr 18, 2012 here take some of these – – – – – – – you'll need them when... @harrisj here take some of these – – – – – – – you'll need them when you want to indicate a numeric range ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Our Red Rooms of Pain were designed and installed by... @harrisj Our Red Rooms of Pain were designed and installed by Pentagram! ➛
Apr 18, 2012 My erotic design novel is a sequel to “50 Shades of Grey”... @harrisj @jenniferdaniel My erotic design novel is a sequel to “50 Shades of Grey” called “Pantone 406–455.” ➛
Apr 18, 2012 Bicyclists have their own jargon. For example when one... Bicyclists have their own jargon. For example when one cyclist wants to say "you disgust me" to another he says "on your left." ➛
Apr 17, 2012 it's the "for a longtime" that I like best @bn2b it's the "for a longtime" that I like best ➛
Apr 17, 2012 we're hiring in qa but we're going to need you in india... @andrewphelps we're hiring in qa but we're going to need you in india actually sorry beijing actually sorry nigeri crap do you have gills? ➛
Apr 17, 2012 see me after series c i'll hook you up bro just hang in... @tcarmody see me after series c i'll hook you up bro just hang in there i have to get on a plane to TEDXWinterfell ➛
Apr 17, 2012 seriously i'm vp product you're eic let's do this @alexismadrigal seriously i'm vp product you're eic let's do this ➛
Apr 17, 2012 a social network where you can only have one connection to... a social network where you can only have one connection to the entire universe the ux is a gigapixel 360 deg picture of a cat ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I love that "NOW!"--it's been there for more than a decade,... @poundifdef I love that "NOW!"--it's been there for more than a decade, I think. Wonder who first capitalized it. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I've made some serious errors in my life it's true @beep I've made some serious errors in my life it's true ➛
Apr 17, 2012 Reading NOMIC rule sets reminds me of reading standards... Reading NOMIC rule sets reminds me of reading standards working group emails. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 a point in my life when I was ravenous for markup a point in my life when I was ravenous for markup ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I photocopied the entire sgml standard after getting it... @quinnnorton I photocopied the entire sgml standard after getting it from interlibrary loan expecting secret powers getting dtds ➛
Apr 17, 2012 the w3c has published a new standard I will race you to see... @quinnnorton the w3c has published a new standard I will race you to see who reads it first ➛
Apr 17, 2012 “@PoetryFound: Baking with Sylvia Plath... “@PoetryFound: Baking with Sylvia Plath bit.ly/... via @bookbench” ➛
Apr 17, 2012 i created a secret society of obscure web ironists it's... i created a secret society of obscure web ironists it's called "vrml working group" we meet in waxweb everyone is invited ➛
Apr 17, 2012 Fun to read this 1998 review http://www.altx.com/ebr/reviews... Fun to read this 1998 review altx.com/... and realize that Kirschenbaum fully realized his research plan mkirschenbaum.wordpress.com ➛
Apr 17, 2012 Imagineering, coined by the crazy dreamers at Alcoa... Imagineering, coined by the crazy dreamers at Alcoa en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Apr 17, 2012 The Alexamenos graffito is "among the earliest known... The Alexamenos graffito is "among the earliest known representations of the Crucifixion of Jesus" en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I accidentally sent my payment to your old Gawker... @Choire I accidentally sent my payment to your old Gawker address--still work? ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I thought a lot about it and you're right about the pigeon. @michelet I thought a lot about it and you're right about the pigeon. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 (Not that's *my* cofounder. Only God is my co-founder.) @ginatrapani @anildash (Not that's *my* cofounder. Only God is my co-founder.) ➛
Apr 17, 2012 I KNOW RIGHT? So awesome. Also I am so relieved about... @ginatrapani @anildash I KNOW RIGHT? So awesome. Also I am so relieved about @epasd. Progress in Pennsylvania. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 "It integrates with...docs..Plus...I'm... "It integrates with...docs..Plus...I'm not...Microso...gigabytes...Gartner...why" --Google Drive article under development ➛
Apr 17, 2012 That said, it's awesome to see that roundup, and I'm... @waxpancake @anildash That said, it's awesome to see that roundup, and I'm looking forward to meeting back here in 2022. Congrats. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 Right now someone with a journalism degree is getting... Right now someone with a journalism degree is getting assigned to write about Google Drive. Analysts are preparing their quotes. ➛
Apr 17, 2012 My mouth is all messed up so I tend to kind of gnaw from... @anildash @mariabustillos @tcarmody My mouth is all messed up so I tend to kind of gnaw from the side, you'd hate it. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 objection on reasons of oh god you just ruined my case @michelet objection on reasons of oh god you just ruined my case ➛
Apr 16, 2012 For example bail is set universally high because defendants... For example bail is set universally high because defendants are almost invariably flight risks. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 I'm done thinking about the pigeon and just thinking about... I'm done thinking about the pigeon and just thinking about bird court. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 it's not about one pigeon. It's about any animal being able... @michelet it's not about one pigeon. It's about any animal being able to drive any vehicle. Why can't my cats use jet skis? ➛
Apr 16, 2012 that's really great and hilarious as well @debcha that's really great and hilarious as well ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Stanley Fish was called as an expert witness but eaten by... @kleinmatic Stanley Fish was called as an expert witness but eaten by the heron. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 nonetheless the judge is a hawk in these matters,... @quinnnorton @debcha nonetheless the judge is a hawk in these matters, literally, and has allowed this lawsuet to proceed. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 When you are on a jury with sparrows and robins there is a... When you are on a jury with sparrows and robins there is a very obvious pecking order. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Do we know it has no commercial license? After all the... @debcha Do we know it has no commercial license? After all the pigeon is, to one way of thinking, a skilled pilot. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 I'm the only human on the jury, with five robins, four... I'm the only human on the jury, with five robins, four herons, and two sparrows, one of them foreman. The alternates are voles. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 In bed trying to sleep imagining the discrimination suit... In bed trying to sleep imagining the discrimination suit the pigeon files against the bus company. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Ditmas is here for you if you need it. @danielpunkass @kurafire Ditmas is here for you if you need it. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 my doctor found hilarity in my colon so I have to have... @jackrusher my doctor found hilarity in my colon so I have to have laugharoscopic surgery really why am I alive end this ➛
Apr 16, 2012 I try not to leave south Brooklyn but will make an... @KuraFire I try not to leave south Brooklyn but will make an exception! ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Much better! Thanks. And sure, if you're in the hood. @KuraFire Much better! Thanks. And sure, if you're in the hood. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 wait i tweeted that i'm pro-abortion like an hour ago and i... wait i tweeted that i'm pro-abortion like an hour ago and i totally haven't gotten a date yet WTF twitter ➛
Apr 16, 2012 It's purely selfish on my part. I find it soothing to give... @kendall It's purely selfish on my part. I find it soothing to give to them. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 i mean that @poundifdef in the sense of i am basically... i mean that @poundifdef in the sense of i am basically andrea dworkin at this pt of the news cycle ➛
Apr 16, 2012 fuckit just gave another $100 to http://ippf.org this is... fuckit just gave another $100 to ippf.org this is how i work out my anger, giving $ to t.co/... ➛
Apr 16, 2012 relieved abortion is done and we can focus on spanking. relieved abortion is done and we can focus on spanking. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 I'm still holding by my 2003 proposal that we call them... @anildash @goldman I'm still holding by my 2003 proposal that we call them "graph narratives." ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Pretending is what makes the Internet great. @evanmcc Pretending is what makes the Internet great. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 I've also been thinking about comma splices, they tend to... @theodoreross I've also been thinking about comma splices, they tend to creep in everywhere. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 Parrots live like 2,000 years at which point they enter a... @shabbychef Parrots live like 2,000 years at which point they enter a pillar of fire and turn into skeletons ➛
Apr 16, 2012 It's the "almost" that makes it. "In ye olden days most... It's the "almost" that makes it. "In ye olden days most people almost always used litters, not jets, to travel." ➛
Apr 16, 2012 "Previously, people relied almost entirely on radio... "Previously, people relied almost entirely on radio announcers, TV hosts, and traditional media to shape their opinions." --Klout ➛
Apr 16, 2012 i'm teaching my parrot to say "app" over and over again... i'm teaching my parrot to say "app" over and over again because she wants seed funding ➛
Apr 16, 2012 or girlfriends, or cyber brony virtual avatar friends. i'm... @allisonacs or girlfriends, or cyber brony virtual avatar friends. i'm going to be an equal opportunity embarrassing nerd dad. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 my daughter threw up into both my eyes and my mouth. having... my daughter threw up into both my eyes and my mouth. having kids is basically like attending a nonstop g.g. allin concert. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 On Monday, on Twitter, we are a nation of Garfields. On Monday, on Twitter, we are a nation of Garfields. ➛
Apr 16, 2012 will pay for your LBGT program, East Pennsboro high school... @anildash will pay for your LBGT program, East Pennsboro high school dashes.com/... ➛
Apr 16, 2012 The Eidophusikon--"moving pictures" of 1786... The Eidophusikon--"moving pictures" of 1786 dickbalzer.blogspot.com/... ➛
Apr 15, 2012 Working together with a team of leading design thinkers to... Working together with a team of leading design thinkers to create a new, accessible House Un-American Activities Committee. ➛
Apr 15, 2012 the concept of a quiet period should not be limited to ipos the concept of a quiet period should not be limited to ipos ➛
Apr 15, 2012 Suzanne Vega learns to drive, 2003:... Suzanne Vega learns to drive, 2003: nytimes.com/... ➛
Apr 15, 2012 This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a... This is the way the world endsNot with a bang but a careless whisper. ➛
Apr 14, 2012 "Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good... "Sleep soundly young Rose for I have built you a good ship," is something I think whenever I am working on a project. ➛
Apr 14, 2012 Searching http://difference.theinfo.org for dog gives... @kellan Searching difference.theinfo.org for dog gives stereotype-reaffirming results. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Everyone knows Wordperfect 5.2 for DOS was the best word... @esmithrakoff @slate Everyone knows Wordperfect 5.2 for DOS was the best word processor of all time. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Except that I was inherently uninteresting. "Let me tell... @digiphile Except that I was inherently uninteresting. "Let me tell you about boot disks." ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Microsoft Word Is Cumbersome, Inefficient, and Obsolete.... Microsoft Word Is Cumbersome, Inefficient, and Obsolete. It’s Time for It To Die. slate.com/... via @slate ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Oh yeah I pissed them off something fierce. Didn't ask... @digiphile Oh yeah I pissed them off something fierce. Didn't ask permission. Would hack at night in dean's office at console. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Might be a goose chase--not sure where a bunch of 1995... @digiphile Might be a goose chase--not sure where a bunch of 1995 VHS(?) tapes would have ended up. Or in Seidlin? Pls give yr pops my best. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 I got in HUUUUUUGE trouble setting up a Linux box in Chris... @digiphile I got in HUUUUUUGE trouble setting up a Linux box in Chris G.'s office to host Lib Arts website. Windows-only campus! ➛
Apr 12, 2012 You know it's possible Herrick has videotapes next time... @digiphile You know it's possible Herrick has videotapes next time you're back. They were filmed--worth a ten-minute lookup. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 And one very important personage in early digital... @digiphile And one very important personage in early digital publishing who was really sort of dismissive and awful. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Was a helluva lineup. Sven Birkerts, Johanna Drucker,... @digiphile Was a helluva lineup. Sven Birkerts, Johanna Drucker, Jerome McGann, Paul Levinson, Michael Heim. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Bitrot--original sources on lost optical drives. I still... @digiphile Bitrot--original sources on lost optical drives. I still have a conference pamphlet somewhere. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Live @waxpancake call-in at http://tummelvision.tv podcast! Live @waxpancake call-in at tummelvision.tv podcast! ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Is it kind of awesome? It looks awesome. It'd be fun to... @ashponders Is it kind of awesome? It looks awesome. It'd be fun to talk to people and write about it. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 [CFJs 1911-1914 (called 18 March 2008): Physical realities... [CFJs 1911-1914 (called 18 March 2008): Physical realities supersedethe Rules by default.] agora.qoid.us/... ➛
Apr 12, 2012 So you really don't know if you're still playing? @ashponders So you really don't know if you're still playing? ➛
Apr 12, 2012 if the Player has at least 5X+(X(X-1)/2) Credits (where X... @BrendanAdkins if the Player has at least 5X+(X(X-1)/2) Credits (where X is the #/o Malcontents...), then they . . . gain X Marines. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Some NOMIC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic) games have... Some NOMIC (en.wikipedia.org/... games have lasted for years--see agora.qoid.us/... ➛
Apr 12, 2012 remember when i came to philly and had to sneak into an XML... @kendall remember when i came to philly and had to sneak into an XML conference because i had no money? ➛
Apr 12, 2012 (Actually it's a screenshot from the Cloanto Amiga emulator... @smalera @anildash @techcrunch @alexia (Actually it's a screenshot from the Cloanto Amiga emulator which makes a little crunchy disk sound!) ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Nice judo PR move. @kevinmarks @ginatrapani @anildash @TechCrunch @alexia Nice judo PR move. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Oh sorry that tweet about starting a blog was from 1997. @ftrain @ginatrapani @anildash @TechCrunch @alexia Oh sorry that tweet about starting a blog was from 1997. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Fuck it I'm doing it I'm starting a blog. @ginatrapani @anildash @TechCrunch @alexia Fuck it I'm doing it I'm starting a blog. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Awesome, listening now. I was kind of hoping it was... @udbhavgupta Awesome, listening now. I was kind of hoping it was "M.M.I.X." because that's Knuth's VM www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/... ➛
Apr 12, 2012 now i'm looking for that coldplay song that sounds like... now i'm looking for that coldplay song that sounds like kraftwerk ➛
Apr 12, 2012 anil what are you doing we talked about this YESTERDAY @anildash anil what are you doing we talked about this YESTERDAY ➛
Apr 12, 2012 A friend of mine--her sister's fiancé proposed to her... @nzle @knguyen A friend of mine--her sister's fiancé proposed to her during a live performance of "Clocks." ➛
Apr 12, 2012 I have nothing against Coldplay except that they are really... @knguyen @nzle I have nothing against Coldplay except that they are really fun to make fun of. I mean, I spent all day listening to No Air ➛
Apr 12, 2012 I'm sad that I'm now part of the media. I feel an urgent... @smalera I'm sad that I'm now part of the media. I feel an urgent need to attend, like, node.js meetups and get clean. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 "My two year old niece is better informed about technology... "My two year old niece is better informed about technology then him." ➛
Apr 12, 2012 "Who give a fuck what Paul Ford thinks about Coldplay... "Who give a fuck what Paul Ford thinks about Coldplay anyway." techcrunch.com/... ➛
Apr 12, 2012 jesus christ baby i already changed you yesterday jesus christ baby i already changed you yesterday ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Every time CeCe Penniston finishes an important and... Every time CeCe Penniston finishes an important and challenging task I wonder what she says. ➛
Apr 12, 2012 Great technical piece on rendering the world, percentages... Great technical piece on rendering the world, percentages covered by roads, etc. mapbox.com/... ➛
Apr 12, 2012 it's going to be amazing from here on out @gloriousnoise it's going to be amazing from here on out ➛
Apr 12, 2012 about to go for a bike ride and count all the leaves @FakeErinMcKean about to go for a bike ride and count all the leaves ➛
Apr 11, 2012 “@beep: @ftrain http://bukk.it/algebraic.gif y/n” y “@beep: @ftrain bukk.it/... y/n” y ➛
Apr 11, 2012 no one told me that there are tiny mouthless creatures... no one told me that there are tiny mouthless creatures hanging batlike from the eaves of houses staring at passerby ➛
Apr 11, 2012 No one ever told me that dogs can have a human face No one ever told me that dogs can have a human face ➛
Apr 11, 2012 coney island avenue like six blocks away a sign that says... coney island avenue like six blocks away a sign that says wash and lube this is amazeballs ➛
Apr 11, 2012 no seriously have you ever looked at your hand no I mean... no seriously have you ever looked at your hand no I mean really looked at it no seriously okay ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Blocks have endings I was totally sure that jeweler sold... Blocks have endings I was totally sure that jeweler sold bread ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I can see serifs on store awnings a block away I can see serifs on store awnings a block away ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I just got glasses the world is much more detailed than i... I just got glasses the world is much more detailed than i ever assumed i love you all ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Use, don't contribute, but love, and love the way they keep... @samuelbrand Use, don't contribute, but love, and love the way they keep the data open. clearbits.net/... ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I cry when I reply-all to more than two people. @millsbaker @mattlanger I cry when I reply-all to more than two people. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Everyone who ever signed off. It's an amalgamation of all... @aaronsw Everyone who ever signed off. It's an amalgamation of all the take-my-marbles-and-leave posts I've seen. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Don't worry it's just pretend. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st... Don't worry it's just pretend. twitter.com/... ➛
Apr 11, 2012 We're not starting that again today. @Mike_FTW @tomcoates We're not starting that again today. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 If I had stepped out of the car and seen all those people I... @mattlanger If I had stepped out of the car and seen all those people I would have cried. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Seriously I am really happy about the funpass. @Mike_FTW Seriously I am really happy about the funpass. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I like to do three reps lifting The Alphabet every morning. @thelistenerd I like to do three reps lifting The Alphabet every morning. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 A really good Mlkshk: http://mlkshk.com/user/adrian A really good Mlkshk: mlkshk.com/... ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Really what I want is an email newsletter. @kevinmarks @mala @fraying @yoz Really what I want is an email newsletter. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Turns out a lot of people don't know what a poetry chapbook... Turns out a lot of people don't know what a poetry chapbook is. See: thethepoetry.com/... ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Right! LinkedIn is actually close to that for me but the... @fraying Right! LinkedIn is actually close to that for me but the social payoff isn't quite right. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Agreed! But export is a mechanism that--whether they know... @fraying Agreed! But export is a mechanism that--whether they know it or not--might give them control, i.e. Delicious to Pinterest. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 But also I know you are not trying to say it should be this... @fraying But also I know you are not trying to say it should be this way. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Which is why as both programmer and writer I want to keep... @fraying Which is why as both programmer and writer I want to keep bitching about it. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Me too! But the real people of tomorrow should have rights... @fraying Me too! But the real people of tomorrow should have rights to their own culture, even if they don't understand the tooling. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Agreed, and while they are fun to tease G+ is doing its... @fraying Agreed, and while they are fun to tease G+ is doing its best to do right. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 i am waiting for an oblomovka post @mala @fraying @yoz i am waiting for an oblomovka post ➛
Apr 11, 2012 We are, and it is. A creative commons-style indicator of... @fraying We are, and it is. A creative commons-style indicator of how your data is used would be helpful. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Maybe? It's not just them. It would have been ethical. @fraying Maybe? It's not just them. It would have been ethical. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Yes, absolutely, but peer pressure is powerful and it's... @fraying Yes, absolutely, but peer pressure is powerful and it's hard for people to judge the ethos of a product. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 We know that, but I see newer or less experienced users... @fraying We know that, but I see newer or less experienced users struggling with it, and if we don't tell them who will? Not FB. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 The sense of ownership and centralization diminishes the... @fraying The sense of ownership and centralization diminishes the sense of play and exploration and hurts the network. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Not poking, but okay: We're commoditized until we can own... @fraying Not poking, but okay: We're commoditized until we can own and reshare our own data. The social contract is busted without export. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Aggregate me! But let me disaggregate myself. Aggregate me! But let me disaggregate myself. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 It's not money that makes me a "worker" it's that I don't... @tomcoates @holgate It's not money that makes me a "worker" it's that I don't have open access to what I create. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I think I'm a worker until you give me an awesome export... @tomcoates @holgate @fraying I think I'm a worker until you give me an awesome export tool. Then I'm a fan/friend member again. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 their reactions of anger to a company selling are valid and... @fraying their reactions of anger to a company selling are valid and should be examined and respected--what did they want/expect? ➛
Apr 11, 2012 and I think that terms of service aside the social contract... @fraying and I think that terms of service aside the social contract around these services is unclear--that people are invested, and that ➛
Apr 11, 2012 (thanks!) two things--I do a lot of "work" for free and a... @fraying (thanks!) two things--I do a lot of "work" for free and a lot of "play" for $. I am suspicious of that split. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 the social contract between user and platform is often... @tomcoates @holgate the social contract between user and platform is often ambiguous. Exceptions include pinboard and EC2. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 sure, but terms of service or pinterest copyright stuff... @tomcoates @holgate sure, but terms of service or pinterest copyright stuff point out how confusing this is. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 YouTube ad rev splits argue that rewarding labor can be... @tomcoates @holgate YouTube ad rev splits argue that rewarding labor can be part of a community biz. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 Okay but wait--OSM and Wikipedia will be among the wonders... @tomcoates Okay but wait--OSM and Wikipedia will be among the wonders of history. A Web Happiness Index ala Bhutan would be amazing, tho. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 i actually don't--the work/play binary feels false to me,... @fraying i actually don't--the work/play binary feels false to me, esp in this context. Twitter is no place to solve that, alas. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 I think at this audience to company size ratio it all goes... @tomcoates @fraying I think at this audience to company size ratio it all goes screwy. There really isn't a clear language--grinding? ➛
Apr 11, 2012 except when you have a 2-million to one user/employee ratio... @tomcoates @genmon except when you have a 2-million to one user/employee ratio what is the user to you? Cf @waxpancake's cost breakdown. ➛
Apr 11, 2012 wait where is the actual labor that creates the $1b value?... @tomcoates @genmon @fraying wait where is the actual labor that creates the $1b value? I.e. what's so bad about being a worker? ➛
Apr 11, 2012 instead of workers, lets call them frayers @fraying instead of workers, lets call them frayers ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Well, @Mike_FTW, hairstyles are now my #3 Klout area of... Well, @Mike_FTW, hairstyles are now my #3 Klout area of expertise. twitter.com/... ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Python, but still have to support some PHP--which, full... @Dave_Stein Python, but still have to support some PHP--which, full disclosure, I stopped using at 5.2. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 So people know, the gray nasty-looking meat stuff in that... @bdeshong So people know, the gray nasty-looking meat stuff in that picture is delicious scrapple. BlueBellDinerForLife ➛
Apr 10, 2012 For me it's all about the built-in Hyperwave support... @sgillies @edsu @epoz For me it's all about the built-in Hyperwave support php.net/... ➛
Apr 10, 2012 God it is in all its gray gelatinous slow-pan-fried glory... @samohtsivraj God it is in all its gray gelatinous slow-pan-fried glory isn't it? ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Full disclosure: I took much of that line from @robdubbin... @Adampasick Full disclosure: I took much of that line from @robdubbin last night at 1AM (with his approval). ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Did you want to read my thoughts on Instagram? TOO BAD... Did you want to read my thoughts on Instagram? TOO BAD because here they are. nymag.com/... ➛
Apr 10, 2012 man dead can dance can really fuck up a gym playlist man dead can dance can really fuck up a gym playlist ➛
Apr 10, 2012 that sounds kind of fun, like Orwellian square dancing,... @kissane @mike_ftw that sounds kind of fun, like Orwellian square dancing, spin your partner, stamp his face ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Oh wait duh I ordered @kissane's book by accident i don't... @Mike_FTW Oh wait duh I ordered @kissane's book by accident i don't remember that from the first edition ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Wait the second half of this ebook is all just pictures of... @Mike_FTW Wait the second half of this ebook is all just pictures of some dude's junk. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Oh no I didn't say I was defending him @paulkruczynski @mat Oh no I didn't say I was defending him ➛
Apr 10, 2012 I don't like Verdana. What are my options? @Mike_FTW @alistapart I don't like Verdana. What are my options? ➛
Apr 10, 2012 I'm actually over here thinking of what Indie Cred would... @torrez I'm actually over here thinking of what Indie Cred would look like. 10 Bloody Valentines. Steve Albini signs as treas. secretary. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Klout score is basically the reciprocal of indie cred. Klout score is basically the reciprocal of indie cred. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 In its defense that article WAS a piece of shit. @jackrusher In its defense that article WAS a piece of shit. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 I'd suggest you watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOGLdh... @Mike_FTW I'd suggest you watch youtube.com/... before you make any more fun of Thomas Kinkade. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Your Klout score! Currently 66 and rising. @Mike_FTW Your Klout score! Currently 66 and rising. ➛
Apr 10, 2012 I need to find something different to be obsessed about for... I need to find something different to be obsessed about for the next 20 years ➛
Apr 10, 2012 Had dinner w/him once actually. Hella nice guy. @paulkruczynski @mat Had dinner w/him once actually. Hella nice guy. ➛
Apr 9, 2012 On Klout: "Just because someone’s from MIT doesn’t mean... On Klout: "Just because someone’s from MIT doesn’t mean they know something." Sad trombone. forbes.com/... ➛
Apr 9, 2012 MetaFilter demoscene roundup http://www.metafilter.com/11470... MetaFilter demoscene roundup metafilter.com/... ➛
Apr 9, 2012 I want to live in a world where we make fun of Ashley Judd... I want to live in a world where we make fun of Ashley Judd for her acting, not for her body. thedailybeast.com/... ➛
Apr 9, 2012 RIP Jack Tramiel http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2012... RIP Jack Tramiel forbes.com/... ➛
Apr 9, 2012 Plus the car service seatbelts are ratty. We gave up and... @gabrielroth @ericuman Plus the car service seatbelts are ratty. We gave up and got a used car. Now I need to get a license. ➛
Apr 9, 2012 why are people covering this crap when Obama is a lizard why are people covering this crap when Obama is a lizard ➛
Apr 9, 2012 oh God there are going to be so many opinions today oh God there are going to be so many opinions today ➛
Apr 8, 2012 "Hey, did you like the original Titanic, but wish you could... "Hey, did you like the original Titanic, but wish you could also have a headache?" jezebel.com/... ➛
Apr 8, 2012 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/V%C3%B6lk... @richziade upload.wikimedia.org/... ➛
Apr 8, 2012 I have nothing to add to this conversation, yet I... @djacobs @mulegirl I have nothing to add to this conversation, yet I desperately wish to be included. ➛
Apr 8, 2012 My children will wear peanut-free helmets to conflict-free... @mulegirl My children will wear peanut-free helmets to conflict-free birthdays. ➛
Apr 8, 2012 "But not all parents in brownstone Brooklyn’s politically... "But not all parents in brownstone Brooklyn’s politically correct bastion are so hot and bothered." STATISTICS ➛
Apr 8, 2012 I love when the NYPost stirs the shit in Park Slope. This... I love when the NYPost stirs the shit in Park Slope. This is perfectly calculated to maximize indignation: nypost.com/... ➛
Apr 7, 2012 The Red Elk people wanted me to give them the rights to all... @harrisj @tcarmody The Red Elk people wanted me to give them the rights to all of my future arrowheads. ➛
Apr 7, 2012 Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley... Why I Am Leaving the People of the Red Valley ftrain.com/... ➛
Apr 7, 2012 ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘... @lvandriest @inthefade ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ ➛
Apr 7, 2012 to be honest, I never noticed a lack of Brooklyn dudes... @ohheygreat to be honest, I never noticed a lack of Brooklyn dudes talking about Girl Talk. ➛
Apr 7, 2012 I'm actually really glad I could share that with people who... @litherland @alexismadrigal @caseyg I'm actually really glad I could share that with people who could understand (or rather NOT understand). ➛
Apr 7, 2012 it is described and linked to in his recent autobiography,... @alexismadrigal it is described and linked to in his recent autobiography, which is a really unusual document. Not much more. ➛
Apr 7, 2012 And also Literary Machines if you can find it, and Computer... @alexismadrigal And also Literary Machines if you can find it, and Computer Lib (exp, out of print) and Possiplex for context. ➛
Apr 7, 2012 The best Ted Nelson primer is RIGHT HERE.... @alexismadrigal @litherland @caseyg The best Ted Nelson primer is RIGHT HERE. youtube.com/... ➛
Apr 7, 2012 then again that's probably a fairly typical National Review... @inthefade then again that's probably a fairly typical National Review editorial meeting ➛
Apr 7, 2012 I see a man in a dark robe shrieking, floor damp, crucifix... @inthefade I see a man in a dark robe shrieking, floor damp, crucifix hanging on a peeling olive-colored wall. ➛
Apr 7, 2012 You get the sense John Derbyshire gives this talk a lot. You get the sense John Derbyshire gives this talk a lot. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Looks like God needed something to hang over his sofa. Looks like God needed something to hang over his sofa. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Like floppy disks or literary criticism. @tcarmody Like floppy disks or literary criticism. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 The joy of having exactly the right Allen wrench at exactly... The joy of having exactly the right Allen wrench at exactly the right moment. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 and for me it's @thisisaaronland. I had a similar hmmm but... @tomcoates and for me it's @thisisaaronland. I had a similar hmmm but like the attempt to capture a broad swath of cultural prod. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 oh sorry--I think it is worth careful consideration, given... @tomcoates oh sorry--I think it is worth careful consideration, given the folks putting it forth ➛
Apr 6, 2012 I think it encapsulates some real culture. Does it involve... @tomcoates I think it encapsulates some real culture. Does it involve emulators? Is it anxious over the influence of Neuromancer? ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Do we have to take @tomcoates questioning the #newaesthetic... Do we have to take @tomcoates questioning the #newaesthetic seriously? ➛
Apr 6, 2012 My son and daughter are rolling around on blankets, crying... My son and daughter are rolling around on blankets, crying and drooling, their faces attracting cat hair. They look like sweaters. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Do you jump in to penguin-related threads too, Ben? @benpopper @ADRjeffries Do you jump in to penguin-related threads too, Ben? ➛
Apr 6, 2012 In that case might I suggest Karl Popper debate style?... @ADRjeffries In that case might I suggest Karl Popper debate style? #Karl_Popper_debate" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate#Karl_Popper_debate ➛
Apr 6, 2012 when we see photos a naked hillary in a forest at night... @mattlanger when we see photos a naked hillary in a forest at night then we'll know her campaign takes tumblr seriously ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Do we have to take BetaBeat's analysis of how we're not to... Do we have to take BetaBeat's analysis of how we're not to take the Randi Zuckerberg reality show seriously seriously? betabeat.com/... ➛
Apr 6, 2012 "Beware of the guy in a room." http://www.sdtimes.com/blog/p... "Beware of the guy in a room." sdtimes.com/... ➛
Apr 6, 2012 there is a Lexus here in Brooklyn that is being a real... @thelancearthur there is a Lexus here in Brooklyn that is being a real asshole. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 I'm assuming Oompa-Loompas are orange inside. Only one way... I'm assuming Oompa-Loompas are orange inside. Only one way to find out, really. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 I just finished feeding two six-month-olds with colds a cup... I just finished feeding two six-month-olds with colds a cup of squash. The living room looks like an Oompa-Loompa was shot here. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Kids! Come to NYC and watch @kellan wake up early!... Kids! Come to NYC and watch @kellan wake up early! vimeo.com/... ➛
Apr 6, 2012 The childfree mommybloggers meetup was really weird. The childfree mommybloggers meetup was really weird. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 called me: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Jew." "Jew who?"... @heyitsal called me: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Jew." "Jew who?" "Dude, come on, I'm standing right here." ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Agreed--I must be wrong--because you couldn't survive on... @bendwilliams Agreed--I must be wrong--because you couldn't survive on their subscriptions. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Yes but the conversations actually serve as a barometer of... @jeremymeyers Yes but the conversations actually serve as a barometer of tech-privilege angst and the shifting consensuses. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Don't forget that the cats need their own subscriptions. @KonoMichiMusic Don't forget that the cats need their own subscriptions. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 That is AMAZING GENIUS point. No, actually, you're very... @serial_consign That is AMAZING GENIUS point. No, actually, you're very wise--moderation in all things especially recommendations. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 I feel I have to read YCombinator, basically so I know what... I feel I have to read YCombinator, basically so I know what batshit tech craziness is in the pipeline. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Like, you MUST read Vanity Fair if you're a horrible NYC... Like, you MUST read Vanity Fair if you're a horrible NYC rich person. You have no choice, and on those terms it's amazing. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 I don't trust soc'l for this--when people preface tweets... I don't trust soc'l for this--when people preface tweets with the words "MUST READ" you can safely filter those out. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 (To be clear the magazine was not one we were personally... (To be clear the magazine was not one we were personally involved in, now or ever--more of a newspaper, actually.) ➛
Apr 6, 2012 So I'm thinking about what do I *HAVE* to read or I risk... So I'm thinking about what do I *HAVE* to read or I risk screwing up my life? It's not a long list. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Talking with an ex-Harper's pal last week, he said of a... Talking with an ex-Harper's pal last week, he said of a magazine: "She's great but she hasn't made me HAVE to read it." ➛
Apr 6, 2012 A cat has come up and is kneading my chest. My wife is... A cat has come up and is kneading my chest. My wife is still. The monitor plays secondhand white noise from the nursery. I should sleep. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Someone is alone on the rear car of a Q train as it moves... Someone is alone on the rear car of a Q train as it moves slowly across the Manhattan Br. They are looking north, Brooklyn Br behind them. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 A cat is scratching her scratching pad. People in the... A cat is scratching her scratching pad. People in the Rockaways will soon wake up to get ready for the construction shift. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 My wife is stirring beside me. The gas tanks of the Mobil... My wife is stirring beside me. The gas tanks of the Mobil station across the street ($4.17) are filled with sleeping dinosaurs. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 In midtown @michaelroston is at work editing the home page... In midtown @michaelroston is at work editing the home page of the Times. People in London are scheduling drinks. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 Young lawyers calling car service to take them home after... Young lawyers calling car service to take them home after they send a final email. Old men cooking oatmeal. ➛
Apr 6, 2012 In bed trying to sleep after soothing my daughter. Thinking... In bed trying to sleep after soothing my daughter. Thinking about the world at 4:41. Cabbies going down a mostly-empty Broadway. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 An animated GIF of a little German kid in a factory going... An animated GIF of a little German kid in a factory going "DAS KAPITAL." ➛
Apr 5, 2012 it's all a viral campaign to promote the book I just... @mslopatto it's all a viral campaign to promote the book I just finished writing in my head ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Akira next to Nadine Gordimer next to Jedi secrets. A lady... Akira next to Nadine Gordimer next to Jedi secrets. A lady gave me a new card and was polite to people without much English with hard ?s. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 I just went into the newly remodeled Cortelyou St. public... I just went into the newly remodeled Cortelyou St. public library and it was awesome. Filled with kids. Books in Hebrew, Bengali. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 This reads like @Mike_FTW's http://usesthis.com interview:... This reads like @Mike_FTW's usesthis.com interview: extremetech.com/... ➛
Apr 5, 2012 My $5,000,000 grant to create a newspaper that works on a... My $5,000,000 grant to create a newspaper that works on a jet motorcycle just came through from the Dark Knight Foundation. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Do what I do and just sit around waiting for grants. @matthewbaldwin Do what I do and just sit around waiting for grants. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 "not everyone has the resources to hunt down an emu"... "not everyone has the resources to hunt down an emu" jezebel.com/... ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Doing Awesome Tank on Kickstarter is a GREAT idea. @ckolderup Doing Awesome Tank on Kickstarter is a GREAT idea. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 As drivers of awesome tank we can safely assume that... @anildash @goldman As drivers of awesome tank we can safely assume that everyone is a little bit awesome. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Inside Awesome Tank are things like NASA models and Pac-Man... Inside Awesome Tank are things like NASA models and Pac-Man and glitter and sweaters & everything is in macramé creches. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 I want to get a camper and call it AWESOME TANK and ask... I want to get a camper and call it AWESOME TANK and ask people in NYC "Are you awesome"? And if they say yes high fives. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 This history is murky, but I believe developers were forced... @ashponders This history is murky, but I believe developers were forced to fight against an elite force known as Codewarriors. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 In hindsight, Apple acquired NeXT in the same way the Roman... In hindsight, Apple acquired NeXT in the same way the Roman Empire acquired Christianity. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Will Kate Winslet's boobs be all 3dized in the Titanic... Will Kate Winslet's boobs be all 3dized in the Titanic rerelease? Will they shoot into the audience and scare everyone? ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Meat without feet, Columbus Circle... Meat without feet, Columbus Circle twitter.com/... ➛
Apr 5, 2012 The song "No Scrubs" is great for classifying scrubs. It'a... The song "No Scrubs" is great for classifying scrubs. It'a basically a field guide to the North American Buster. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 The lizards that control me are seriously getting on my... The lizards that control me are seriously getting on my nerves. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 True, but I liked the where-are-they-now.... @petermanseau True, but I liked the where-are-they-now. readthehook.com/... is less personal. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Of course, then there's "Incredibly rich people investing... @Hungryghoast Of course, then there's "Incredibly rich people investing in technology piece" basically from 1997 dealbook.nytimes.com/... ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Nooooooo sometimes it rocks--magazine stuff plus recent big... @Hungryghoast Nooooooo sometimes it rocks--magazine stuff plus recent big story on corrupt hospitals. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 A wise editor once said to me, as I was in a Chomskyan... @Hungryghoast A wise editor once said to me, as I was in a Chomskyan snit: "The Times contains multitudes." ➛
Apr 5, 2012 "The complete planet is very large."... "The complete planet is very large." planet.openstreetmap.org ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Thanks! Usually it's walking to and waiting for train,... @negatendo Thanks! Usually it's walking to and waiting for train, pre-coffee. ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Do we have to take Thomas Friedman seriously? Do we have to take Thomas Friedman seriously? ➛
Apr 5, 2012 "We look forward to at least 8,000 quarters of growth." "We look forward to at least 8,000 quarters of growth." ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Genoways departs beneath a cloud:... Genoways departs beneath a cloud: cvillenews.com/... ➛
Apr 5, 2012 "I'll continue on as an advisor and will remain on the... "I'll continue on as an advisor and will remain on the board." ➛
Apr 5, 2012 Christ's farewell email to his disciples. "Leaving behind... Christ's farewell email to his disciples. "Leaving behind an amazing team. Incredibly excited to see what the future holds." ➛
Apr 4, 2012 kinda. For me it's about poking at pieties and seeing... @tcarmody kinda. For me it's about poking at pieties and seeing what's left. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 what if you are caught lingering over the curve of the... @kfan what if you are caught lingering over the curve of the mannequin's inner arm ➛
Apr 4, 2012 I just got an uninvitation from an unconference. I just got an uninvitation from an unconference. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 The number one use of Google Glasses will be recording your... The number one use of Google Glasses will be recording your own death when you are killed by a mob for tweeness. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Do we have to take Google Glasses seriously? Do we have to take Google Glasses seriously? ➛
Apr 4, 2012 "The most uptight vendors are the German artisanal stuffed... "The most uptight vendors are the German artisanal stuffed animal salesmen." thehairpin.com/... ➛
Apr 4, 2012 The Sidon Soap Museum, Lebanon:... The Sidon Soap Museum, Lebanon: en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Apr 4, 2012 extends its reach into a new finance vertical reaching... @theawl extends its reach into a new finance vertical reaching influencers for maximum brand syzergy thebillfold.com #flooz ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Right, and Jesus Aircraft Carrier. @goldman @anildash Right, and Jesus Aircraft Carrier. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 To be fair, Jesus Tank never stops rolling. @goldman @anildash To be fair, Jesus Tank never stops rolling. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Battleship is a movie. The Chicago Manual of Style could... @monkchips Battleship is a movie. The Chicago Manual of Style could easily become an adventure film. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 my tweet of this morning incorrectly identified the game... @HugoLindgren my tweet of this morning incorrectly identified the game as not blowing up ads. I regret the error. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Is yours a happy beard sir? Or it it a beard of melancholy? Is yours a happy beard sir? Or it it a beard of melancholy? ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Let's talk about this on Saturday, @kfitz. Oh, REALLY?... Let's talk about this on Saturday, @kfitz. Oh, REALLY? Well, I'll be here with the other Monthers. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 For the record I don't approve of people who call Weekers... For the record I don't approve of people who call Weekers "Time Traitors." Weekers deserve to be scheduled like Monther Majority. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Weekists are short-term thinkers who lack the resolve... @kfitz Weekists are short-term thinkers who lack the resolve necessary to keep our calendar strong. That's why I'm a Monther. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 If you kids don't stop fighting I'm going to turn the beat... If you kids don't stop fighting I'm going to turn the beat around. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 The United Nations has named 2018 the International Year of... The United Nations has named 2018 the International Year of the Month. Yeah Monthers! ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Ever notice how Month Month is only one month long? @anildash Ever notice how Month Month is only one month long? ➛
Apr 4, 2012 I want to edit that way. @A_L @dannydb @hamman @huang_apiaries I want to edit that way. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 It only lasted two days but they were two amazing days when... @brendankoerner It only lasted two days but they were two amazing days when I would go in and get a coffee and imagine beagles. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 The wonderful moment a few years ago when the bodega on... The wonderful moment a few years ago when the bodega on Caton sold beagles twitpic.com/... ➛
Apr 4, 2012 piece on games features game that lets you shoot down DOM... @NYTmag piece on games features game that lets you shoot down DOM objects on page (but not ads). ➛
Apr 4, 2012 I propose May as National Month Month, to celebrate... I propose May as National Month Month, to celebrate calendars. Or if there's no political will, National Month Week. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Or for that matter a record player. @matthewmcvickar Or for that matter a record player. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 A mirror with a black frame is hung at eye level next to... @matthewmcvickar A mirror with a black frame is hung at eye level next to the window. No clock radio in sight. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 There is a huge down comforter but the bed is not unmade. @matthewmcvickar There is a huge down comforter but the bed is not unmade. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 Old albums on the floor by the bed leaned against the... Old albums on the floor by the bed leaned against the exposed brick wall. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 I keep it stored in a hopeless place. @fivetonsflax @michelet I keep it stored in a hopeless place. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 That's enough righteousness out of me. Damn repubs pierce... That's enough righteousness out of me. Damn repubs pierce my ironosphere. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 The parallel universe where Andrea Dworkin was a comic-book... The parallel universe where Andrea Dworkin was a comic-book artist. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 what is a g&t school? Also thank you for the spelling that... @michelet what is a g&t school? Also thank you for the spelling that will make my application more effective. ➛
Apr 4, 2012 then safe access to reproductive health or a list of other... @mikewashere then safe access to reproductive health or a list of other stuff that would make Margaret Sanger cry. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 now that she's six months old we're applying to st. anne's... @michelet now that she's six months old we're applying to st. anne's and y combinator. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 We are emphatically not living in the future, because we... We are emphatically not living in the future, because we currently have access to college, gas, protein, and abortions. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I don't need to know what my friends are reading as much as... I don't need to know what my friends are reading as much as what the malevolent forces that conspire against me are reading. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I don't really think of them as twins as much as... I don't really think of them as twins as much as co-founders. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I see cat kibbutz as being a whole lot of kneading. @smalera I see cat kibbutz as being a whole lot of kneading. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I am bleeding all over a T-shirt and feel love for all... @jkottke I am bleeding all over a T-shirt and feel love for all humankind, so close enough. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 it's actually comforting to me too. I have always to... @dvmurrell it's actually comforting to me too. I have always to remember my bag of techlitnerdery is hermeneutically sealed. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 The MLA is no fooling around these days, @urschrei, thanks... The MLA is no fooling around these days, @urschrei, thanks to @kfitz & others. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 You just have to make the grammar exciting. Huge laser bots... @mathewi @monkchips You just have to make the grammar exciting. Huge laser bots with Jenny-Holzeresque readouts on their bellies? ➛
Apr 3, 2012 my grammar game is called "tense" and is set in a future... @monkchips my grammar game is called "tense" and is set in a future where publishing is dying and copy editors find typos in an arena. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I promise I will never take blogs seriously. @maxfenton I promise I will never take blogs seriously. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 I took the challenge and it turns out I'm the one out of... @kfitz @mlanews I took the challenge and it turns out I'm the one out of five who prefers Ben Johnson. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 haha it's gonna suck for all of you when Path nostalgists... @robdubbin haha it's gonna suck for all of you when Path nostalgists complain about gamer cultural hegemony in 2022. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 Protip: pronounce it been-ya-meen, like you are telling a... Protip: pronounce it been-ya-meen, like you are telling a bean that it's mean. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 The list of things I have to take seriously is getting... The list of things I have to take seriously is getting suuuuuper-long lately. An we combine them? The Ludic Curator's Aesthetic? ➛
Apr 3, 2012 Wait we have to take the New Aesthetic seriously now too? Wait we have to take the New Aesthetic seriously now too? ➛
Apr 3, 2012 terrible until i shit on the station floor @galvinchow terrible until i shit on the station floor ➛
Apr 3, 2012 Oh god we're going to have to take video games seriously... Oh god we're going to have to take video games seriously for the rest of my life. ➛
Apr 3, 2012 Lightfoot is a good middle-name-in-quotes. Barack... Lightfoot is a good middle-name-in-quotes. Barack "Lightfoot" Obama. Grandma "Lightfoot" Moses. ➛
Apr 2, 2012 Don't let my experience distract you from my lack of... Don't let my experience distract you from my lack of credentials. ➛
Apr 2, 2012 The Clinton Administration kind of ruined Fleetwood Mac for... The Clinton Administration kind of ruined Fleetwood Mac for me. ➛
Apr 2, 2012 "Place is a pause in movement." --Yi-Fu Tuan "Place is a pause in movement." --Yi-Fu Tuan ➛
Apr 1, 2012 My clothes have been so many more places than I have. My clothes have been so many more places than I have. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Hang in there? Or not! It is a lot of crazy. Your boobs are... @spenceke Hang in there? Or not! It is a lot of crazy. Your boobs are a battlefield. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I just bought the blue pig. Will go to the right of my desk... @ohheygreat @creativityxplrd I just bought the blue pig. Will go to the right of my desk so I can remember how hard people work. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Torn between HILARIOUS ANTICHRIST JOKES and a sense of... @joeljohnson Torn between HILARIOUS ANTICHRIST JOKES and a sense of gnawing despair. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 No because it wasn't on Tumblr. But OMG Ricardo Estella... @ohheygreat No because it wasn't on Tumblr. But OMG Ricardo Estella creativityexplored.org/... ➛
Apr 1, 2012 People are really very angry about breastfeeding today. People are really very angry about breastfeeding today. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 How did you deduce that your church had a swinger... How did you deduce that your church had a swinger infestation, @mccreath? ➛
Apr 1, 2012 (Which is not to get all sunshiney gee whiz hugfest here,... @ftrain @gregorysean @zeldman (Which is not to get all sunshiney gee whiz hugfest here, that shit is hard and there's stuff to get right.) ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I know it's so sweet and positive and pro-weirdness all... @ohheygreat I know it's so sweet and positive and pro-weirdness all around. Left me with more respect for dev. disabled AND Huey Lewis. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 That's pretty much a winner right there. @elicashmoney That's pretty much a winner right there. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 We're all gonna work THAT out with phone calls, politeness,... @gregorysean @zeldman We're all gonna work THAT out with phone calls, politeness, openness about $, and amazing dedication to product. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 "Good gosh a'mighty, retarded people love them some Huey... "Good gosh a'mighty, retarded people love them some Huey Lewis." ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Huey Lewis mentions always make me think of this:... Huey Lewis mentions always make me think of this: sfweekly.com/... ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Oh man that's a lot of church basement time. @bumblebeef Oh man that's a lot of church basement time. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Or just sitting next to a girl in a van having strong... @kendall Or just sitting next to a girl in a van having strong feelings while slowly realizing there is probably no God. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 John Birch Society Summer Camp TOTALLY COUNTS @leahpeah John Birch Society Summer Camp TOTALLY COUNTS @leahpeah ➛
Apr 1, 2012 It sucks when you move to NYC because everyone like went to... It sucks when you move to NYC because everyone like went to France with Ethical Cult. or on kibbutz, and you're like, I did a hayride. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 "It all starts with an acoustic guitar, and a church... @kendall "It all starts with an acoustic guitar, and a church basement." ➛
Apr 1, 2012 See I think religious youth group as a rite of Todd... @RachelFersh @toomuchnick @kendall See I think religious youth group as a rite of Todd Solondz-style passage is underexamined. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Like, I remember we went to the Presbyterian Youth... Like, I remember we went to the Presbyterian Youth Triennium and some kids stole a bunch of vodka and it ended with tears&backrubs. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Anyone have any horrible religious youth group memories? Anyone have any horrible religious youth group memories? ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Just saying "Stryper" out loud feels weird. Like saying... @ohheygreat @inthefade @mccreath Just saying "Stryper" out loud feels weird. Like saying "youth group." ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Yeah but Journey would be fun. Or BTO. Or Yes Big Generator... @mccreath Yeah but Journey would be fun. Or BTO. Or Yes Big Generator era. I always want to go to that prog festival in PA, too. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 There's some crossover in that demographic. @theodoreross There's some crossover in that demographic. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Oh god yes, love that movie. Now I'll put on Ride the... @HugoLindgren Oh god yes, love that movie. Now I'll put on Ride the Lightning and try to get some writing done. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I actually thought I had a RATT memory but it's kind of... I actually thought I had a RATT memory but it's kind of complicated and lame. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Some superfan had painted all of the band members on a... Some superfan had painted all of the band members on a pickup truck and had written I'VE BEEN POISONED on the side. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Okay so two memories, @mccreath--I once waited outside the... Okay so two memories, @mccreath--I once waited outside the stadium in Hershey, PA, while Poison played. They sucked, but we were bored. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I like the idea of old metal dudes taking the stand. "Mr.... @HugoLindgren I like the idea of old metal dudes taking the stand. "Mr. King, where were you between 1982-1988? Really no clue?" ➛
Apr 1, 2012 Actually it was more about wearing eyeliner. @zeldman Actually it was more about wearing eyeliner. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 2010, Kerry King/Dave Mustaine--"King noted that he 'just... @HugoLindgren 2010, Kerry King/Dave Mustaine--"King noted that he 'just couldn't remember' what the feud was abt." en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I like when old feuding heavy metal musicians make up with... I like when old feuding heavy metal musicians make up with each other because they can't remember why they were fighting. ➛
Apr 1, 2012 I think the best course of action is for John & Rich Ziade... @gruber @zeldman @readability @anildash I think the best course of action is for John & Rich Ziade to speak directly about their diffs. ➛