April 2025

This isn’t even a good insult.

Will never forget this documentary. Tbh you have to grind through the second half because all hope i...

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this

may the memory of the S&P 500 be a blessing

My son wants to go see the Minecraft movie but I have a block about it.

Our imaginary Canadian girlfriend dumped us.

Thank god I bought all those VSTs when I did.

I know this is cringe…but what if we factored in some other emotions.

Q: What did the Nazi say when he got caught eating all the appetizers? A: “I was only swallowing ho...

Kind of fun to watch people gradually run out of reasons to be resentful of Cory Booker.

It's wild that if we have 18 more days like the last two the entire US market would go poof. We're o...

We bought two 4K 65” Samsung TVs for the office @ $600 each. I got them on a Saturday and walked the...

I watched the movie Eighth Grade with my eighth grade daughter and started to tear up a little when ...

I’m going for “Red Monday.” That’s the color that got us here.

Are we sure she’s coming out of the well? Maybe she’s going back in. Maybe the title should be, “Tru...

I just saw a thread where people were arguing over the best way to stop all the infighting.

Whenever I get down about America (a lot) I remember the songs from the videos of SaxBoyBilly18, who...

I save a lot of weird images on my phone, which means that Google randomly alerts me to stuff like t...

You can have a little grief for the unfulfilled promise of the nation. As a treat.

This all kind of ends with a website called YouGenics.gov where you have to send in your spit sample...

I love civic boosters. A friend of mine just told us why New Bedford, Mass, is a truly great city an...

In full seriousness now is a wonderful time to write a “Why I love my town” essay and put it up here...

Maybe Saturdays should be spent in denial.

Was weird driving down 95 from Mass to NYC last week and there were almost no trucks.

Hegseth’s replacement will be a Grok-run account on X called BasedHitlerDotMil420 and will be approv...

Somewhere in the multiverse a Time Cop needs to get fired.

To understand what’s really going on in America right now you only need to talk to a group of plain-...

I'm just a small language model, standing in front of a large language model, asking it to quantize ...

I’m an e-bike shitlib but I caucus with the Waymo Democrats.

If you want a little Saturday treat here’s Slayer doing “Silent Scream” in 1988 in NYC while the cro...

I called an expensive restaurant today, and their hold message announced: “A reservationist will be ...