Drinking, folding laundry, watching The Gorge.
Drinking, folding laundry, watching The Gorge. ➛
Ftrain, by Paul Ford
March 2025
One way to educate people about climate change would be to get fitness bros to roleplay as hurricane...
One way to educate people about climate change would be to get fitness bros to roleplay as hurricanes who are #ClimateMaxxing during their morning routines, soaking up warmer ocean water and using the jet stream to last longer so that they can go from Category Four to #CategorySixPack. ➛
Argentinian piano teacher: “How’s your back?” Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.” Him: “The Minuet ...
Argentinian piano teacher: “How’s your back?”
Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.”
Him: “The Minuet in G Major?” ➛
Me: “Pretty comfortable actually.”
Him: “The Minuet in G Major?” ➛
If we are living in a simulation then real estate is way too expensive.
If we are living in a simulation then real estate is way too expensive. ➛
Good stuff right here www.wired.com/story/angeli...
Good stuff right here www.wired.com/story/angeli...
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Well that’s Monday.
Well that’s Monday. ➛
They just DMed Remnick the nuclear codes.
They just DMed Remnick the nuclear codes. ➛
NYTimes scrambling to figure out how to write this story without mentioning The Atlantic.
NYTimes scrambling to figure out how to write this story without mentioning The Atlantic. ➛
A friend asked me to go to his small, progressive Lutheran Church here in South Brooklyn/Flatbush to...
A friend asked me to go to his small, progressive Lutheran Church here in South Brooklyn/Flatbush today. (I'm empatheist—an atheist who welcomes your faith.) A thing that stuck out is that the Church has tools for addressing and contextualizing this moment that few other institutions have. ➛
According to the Times, if enough Ivy League professors determine that this is a Constitutional cris...
According to the Times, if enough Ivy League professors determine that this is a Constitutional crisis we can sound the Constitutional crisis horn and Batman-led Constitution Defense Squads can be activated. This is IN the Constitution (in one of the secret amendments). (I am an originalist.) ➛
I’m sorry @maureenflaherty.bsky.social
Celebrating my heritage today by hating kings.
Celebrating my heritage today by hating kings. ➛
I guess they better find a way to arrest and deport the stock market.
I guess they better find a way to arrest and deport the stock market. ➛
If you’re at Kraftwerk in Brooklyn tonight say hi. I’m the middle-aged white guy in glasses.
If you’re at Kraftwerk in Brooklyn tonight say hi. I’m the middle-aged white guy in glasses. ➛
If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about monarchy just send them this link. music.apple.com/us/st...
If anyone ever asks you what’s so bad about monarchy just send them this link. music.apple.com/us/station/t...
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The year is 2027. A mixed group of 300 uniformed “True Blues” meet in Grand Army Plaza on Saturday m...
The year is 2027. A mixed group of 300 uniformed “True Blues” meet in Grand Army Plaza on Saturday mornings, where they recite the Inclusivity Pledge and march with wooden guns. Police drones (called “Cuomocopters”) hover. After the march, people cross to the Greenmarket, where eggs cost $27. ➛
This is really clever. www.dbreunig.com/2025/02/24/b...
This is really clever. www.dbreunig.com/2025/02/24/b...
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I oppose the Canschluss.
I oppose the Canschluss. ➛
MAGA (Markets Are Getting Annihilated)
MAGA (Markets Are Getting Annihilated)
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I bought a cheap Kurzweil K2600 off Craigslist four days ago and it absolutely rules but now all I c...
I bought a cheap Kurzweil K2600 off Craigslist four days ago and it absolutely rules but now all I can think about is the fact that I don’t have the Contemporary and Orchestral ROM sets. ➛
I just had my first ever piano lesson but it was more of a piano diagnosis.
I just had my first ever piano lesson but it was more of a piano diagnosis. ➛
It’s the Midas Kakistocracy. Everything they touch turns to shit.
It’s the Midas Kakistocracy. Everything they touch turns to shit. ➛
Red as a MAGA hat.
Red as a MAGA hat.
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Alt Text: Chart of world markets declining, everything in the red.
<cracks knuckles> looks like the Irish are gonna have to save civilization AGAIN
<cracks knuckles> looks like the Irish are gonna have to save civilization AGAIN ➛
I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory.
I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory. ➛
Maria Bamford once said that she wasn’t depressed, she was paralyzed by hope. Good night everyone!
Maria Bamford once said that she wasn’t depressed, she was paralyzed by hope. Good night everyone! ➛
Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots...
Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots…fired! Until RFK bans semaglutides. At which point we will have national weight loss riots, or, as I like to call it, a Shrivel War. I’m Maureen Dowd. ➛
It’s a common mistake but it’s actually Gerry’s Mander.
It’s a common mistake but it’s actually Gerry’s Mander. ➛
My god the crazy fools actually went and did it.
My god the crazy fools actually went and did it.
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An absolute shame. 18F does foundational, scalable, useful work that millions of US citizens ended u...
An absolute shame. 18F does foundational, scalable, useful work that millions of US citizens ended up using every day. I’m sorry for the employees caught up in this.
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