Don’t let them distract you. Just keep your focus and avoid the next 47 months of the news.
Don’t let them distract you. Just keep your focus and avoid the next 47 months of the news. ➛
Ftrain, by Paul Ford
February 2025
So the deal was, we wrecked trust with the EU, which is remilitarizing (and talking about going into...
So the deal was, we wrecked trust with the EU, which is remilitarizing (and talking about going into Ukraine?), in exchange for no minerals. ➛
If they crash the economy they’ll have much less to steal.
If they crash the economy they’ll have much less to steal. ➛
Because I take fatherhood seriously I am going to see both Destroyer and Father John Misty tonight, ...
Because I take fatherhood seriously I am going to see both Destroyer and Father John Misty tonight, and I bet I'm gonna see some microphones that look like this.
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Alt Text: Two very expensive SCHOEPS cardioid condenser microphones.
A death cult would at least have cool robes and a goal.
A death cult would at least have cool robes and a goal. ➛
A death cult would be an improvement.
A death cult would be an improvement. ➛
I swear to god these numpties are like “I want the racism but NOT the destruction of civil society” ...
I swear to god these numpties are like “I want the racism but NOT the destruction of civil society” and we’ve been telling you that one equals the other for 300 years, I thought you knew that you were voting for MeeMaw to not get oxygen because you couldn’t be that stupid BUT NO. ➛
Regretting my “Genius of American Democracy” lower back tattoo.
Regretting my “Genius of American Democracy” lower back tattoo. ➛
It would cost $35 for Cool Hand Luke to eat 50 eggs today.
It would cost $35 for Cool Hand Luke to eat 50 eggs today. ➛
I bet you could do some real damage hitting people with an olive branch.
I bet you could do some real damage hitting people with an olive branch. ➛
Right as it felt like things couldn’t get any worse my 13-year-old son asked me to order this for hi...
Right as it felt like things couldn’t get any worse my 13-year-old son asked me to order this for him.
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Alt Text: A book cover with a man in a tuxedo with his lips in whistle position. It is: MOUTH SOUNDS How to whistle, pop, click, and honk your way to social success A practitioner's manual More than 70 noises to make with your mouth INCLUDES FREE RECORD FREDERICK R. NEWMAN
Finally, Americans will be free of being forced to buy Mercedes and BMW automobiles and can start to...
Finally, Americans will be free of being forced to buy Mercedes and BMW automobiles and can start to appreciate the simple joys of Russia’s Lada Vesta. ➛
Leopards now asking doctors for Ozempic to curb the face crave.
Leopards now asking doctors for Ozempic to curb the face crave. ➛
Leopards rn
Leopards rn
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Alt Text: Crappy AI image of extremely obese leopards lounging in the jungle.
“Then spake Jeremiah…saying, The LORD sent me to prophesy against this house and against this city a...
“Then spake Jeremiah…saying, The LORD sent me to prophesy against this house and against this city all the words that ye have heard. Therefore now amend your ways and your doings, and obey the voice of the LORD your God.”
But we laughed and didn’t listen!
www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17... ➛
But we laughed and didn’t listen!
www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17... ➛
www.eater.com/24364171/ice...
Meanwhile WWIII starts when his sons force entry into National Zoo and TikTok themselves assaulting ...
Meanwhile WWIII starts when his sons force entry into National Zoo and TikTok themselves assaulting the pandas. ➛
Look this is easy to solve. We build a consensus coalition that includes AOC, Mitt Romney, Tankies, ...
Look this is easy to solve. We build a consensus coalition that includes AOC, Mitt Romney, Tankies, and Wine Moms. Then something Constitution. We get Gal Gadot to sing “Give Peace a Chance” with the guy in Ramy. We all get off social media and put $1 trillion into mutual aid. Erasing this. ➛
I went to the Barnes Foundation gallery in Philly yesterday and I learned something important about ...
I went to the Barnes Foundation gallery in Philly yesterday and I learned something important about impressionist art: Renoir liked em CHUBBY and RUDDY. ➛
Just having the best time in Philly with the family talking about the Constitution when we met Dr. P...
Just having the best time in Philly with the family talking about the Constitution when we met Dr. Pickles.
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Gonna propose a prefix for the absolute least: The hochul. A hochulmeter is the shortest possible di...
Gonna propose a prefix for the absolute least: The hochul. A hochulmeter is the shortest possible distance. A hochulgram is the smallest possible mass (or the most useless possible message depending on context). The hochalorie is the least energy you can expend. ➛
Congestion pricing has made NYC much better and losing it will suck.
Congestion pricing has made NYC much better and losing it will suck. ➛
Whenever someone on here says “Do Something” I imagine the words being repeated behind them by their...
Whenever someone on here says “Do Something” I imagine the words being repeated behind them by their emotional support cockatiel. ➛
“Memory Laws” is a useful concept for this moment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_...
“Memory Laws” is a useful concept for this moment. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_...
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You just don’t hear as much about the Human Potential Movement these days.
You just don’t hear as much about the Human Potential Movement these days. ➛
What the Democrats really need to do is assemble an extra-dimensional retrieval squad to bring back ...
What the Democrats really need to do is assemble an extra-dimensional retrieval squad to bring back a banished kaiju that they barely psychically control. ➛
Played DANDELIONS in Boggle and my body turned into pure light.
Played DANDELIONS in Boggle and my body turned into pure light. ➛
Who needs Medicaid when you can use your Teslaphone to log into X to have a virtual telehealth visit...
Who needs Medicaid when you can use your Teslaphone to log into X to have a virtual telehealth visit with Dr. Grok, then hold up your phone so he can guide you in injecting the bleach?
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The horrible sound you hear is Cthulu chuckling.
The horrible sound you hear is Cthulu chuckling. ➛
Pretty cool they released Civ VII right as our old one hit end-of-life.
Pretty cool they released Civ VII right as our old one hit end-of-life. ➛
Everything about this is valuable and important.
Everything about this is valuable and important.
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