May 2025

May 29, 2025

This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.

This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.
Pixely text reading

SLEVE MCOI CHAEL

WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SHEEMEY
LEROMT GRIDE

DARRYL ARCHIDELD
SCOTT DOUROUE

ANATOLI SMORIN

SHOAN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF
DEAN WESREY

GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK

MARIO MCRLAAIN

OWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
TIM SANDRELE

KEVIN NOGILNY
KARL
DANOLETON
TONY SMEHRIK
MIKE
SERNANOEZ
BOBSON OUGNUTT
TODD
BONZALEZ

Alt Text: Pixely text reading SLEVE MCOI CHAEL WILLIE DUSTICE ONSON SHEEMEY LEROMT GRIDE DARRYL ARCHIDELD SCOTT DOUROUE ANATOLI SMORIN SHOAN FURCOTTE REY MCSRIFF DEAN WESREY GLENALLEN MIXON MIKE TRUK MARIO MCRLAAIN OWIGT RORTUGAL RAUL CHAMGERLAIN TIM SANDRELE KEVIN NOGILNY KARL DANOLETON TONY SMEHRIK MIKE SERNANOEZ BOBSON OUGNUTT TODD BONZALEZ

May 28, 2025

I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs...

I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs coming.
May 24, 2025

wittle teensy weensy fingies make all my wectwonic thingies

wittle teensy weensy fingies
make all my wectwonic thingies
May 20, 2025

This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helple...

This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helplessly as they spiral into chaos. Except every time you try to get them support or stage an intervention they call in drone strikes on the rehab center.
May 14, 2025

hbomax bhomax bmhoax mbhoax hoaxmb they're trying to tell us that megabytes are not real

hbomax
bhomax
bmhoax
mbhoax
hoaxmb
they're trying to tell us that megabytes are not real
May 12, 2025

Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane.

Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane.
May 11, 2025

I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask i...

I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask if they want to go with me to see Thrill Kill Kult open for Ministry at the Brooklyn Paramount. Then I suddenly have zero friends.
May 11, 2025

I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.”

I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.”
May 11, 2025

The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it...

The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it’s called Scoby Dick.
May 10, 2025

It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.

It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.
[Quoted post]
May 8, 2025

Carla Hayden deserved better.

Carla Hayden deserved better.
May 8, 2025

Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak!

Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak!
May 8, 2025

If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’l...

If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’ll be able to get a Ph.D. in as little as thirty minutes.
May 7, 2025

Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations.

Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations.
[Quoted post]
May 6, 2025

My wife found this on the beach.

My wife found this on the beach.
A plastic card with a form on it. Holes on the left for putting into a notebook. It’s for noting submarine locations. It has a few confusing illustrations and a bunch of text:

Ranged
- Surface Range-
سياة
LECHOES STANAS!
STEADY
Layer Depth
Periscope-Depth Range
Layer Depth
Range Pattern
MEDIUM
Any Depth
PETER
WIND FORCE 6-7 FILL IN BLANKS WITH PENCIL:
Periscope-Depth Range-MEDIUM
Layer Depth
Range at Depth • Range Pattern.
Assured Range= Range at Depth os 1300 yards, whichever is shorter.
15
1000-2000
yards feet
yards
PETER
NO ECHOES
Kange at
Of Deptho
- RANGE LINE
Search keying interval for loose screen.
• Search keying interval
Assured Range of 1200-1300 yards.
for tight screen
for Assured Range less than 1200 yards.
• Most effective search speed....
• Spacing in scouting line
3/2 times Assured Range =
Maximum spacing in tight screen
• If range of first contact exceeds. shen conning tower of submarine is above
• 2 times Range at Depth =_
..Layer Depth =
• During reattack, contact may be lost if range is opened beyond Assured Range.
If Surface Range is more than 2500 yards, use card 4 or 7.
If Surface Range is less than 1300 yards, use card 17.
TYPICAL BATHYTHERMOGRAPH TRACE
2000
2000
1000
15-18
yards yards yards yards knots
yards
yards feet.
CONFIDENTIAL

Alt Text: A plastic card with a form on it. Holes on the left for putting into a notebook. It’s for noting submarine locations. It has a few confusing illustrations and a bunch of text: Ranged - Surface Range- سياة LECHOES STANAS! STEADY Layer Depth Periscope-Depth Range Layer Depth Range Pattern MEDIUM Any Depth PETER WIND FORCE 6-7 FILL IN BLANKS WITH PENCIL: Periscope-Depth Range-MEDIUM Layer Depth Range at Depth • Range Pattern. Assured Range= Range at Depth os 1300 yards, whichever is shorter. 15 1000-2000 yards feet yards PETER NO ECHOES Kange at Of Deptho - RANGE LINE Search keying interval for loose screen. • Search keying interval Assured Range of 1200-1300 yards. for tight screen for Assured Range less than 1200 yards. • Most effective search speed.... • Spacing in scouting line 3/2 times Assured Range = Maximum spacing in tight screen • If range of first contact exceeds. shen conning tower of submarine is above • 2 times Range at Depth =_ ..Layer Depth = • During reattack, contact may be lost if range is opened beyond Assured Range. If Surface Range is more than 2500 yards, use card 4 or 7. If Surface Range is less than 1300 yards, use card 17. TYPICAL BATHYTHERMOGRAPH TRACE 2000 2000 1000 15-18 yards yards yards yards knots yards yards feet. CONFIDENTIAL

May 5, 2025

If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely ...

If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely 1,000% go to this show by the new band Total Fucking Darkness, which is a collaboration by Stephen from Young Galaxy and Torq from Stars. www.universe.com/events/total...
We kindly ask that you purchase tickets, available at the lowest possible price of 15 dollars so that you and your loved ones can come, dance, unleash your tension and fury alongside us at our Dance Party For The End Of The World. Tickets are available here: 
https://www.universe.com/events/total-fucking-darkness-tickets-4H69MV

What is most important to us though, is that we can have you with us in the room, to create the necessary briny and humid atmosphere that can only come from dancing and crying at the same time. So if you are not willing or able to pay for tickets, just let us know and we will gladly guest list you.

I promise there will be great value in attending the show! There will be prizes and goodies. There will be non-stop dance party music. Wardrobe changes! Actual "production values" courtesy of the addled brain of KELLY NUNES. Plus, an atmosphere of desperate-yet-convivial intensity that can come only from those who love a good party, but who know that time is short. 

Lastly, if any of you immediately balk at the idea of coming to a friend's band's show (I WOULD), I will tell you that this is my BIRTHDAY PARTY, so you are all obliged to come, even though you don't want to (my birthday's in September).

Thank you all for your time, 
Stephen, Torq and Tom
TOTAL FUCKING DARKNESS
"BAND OF THE VOID 2025"

Alt Text: We kindly ask that you purchase tickets, available at the lowest possible price of 15 dollars so that you and your loved ones can come, dance, unleash your tension and fury alongside us at our Dance Party For The End Of The World. Tickets are available here: https://www.universe.com/events/total-fucking-darkness-tickets-4H69MV What is most important to us though, is that we can have you with us in the room, to create the necessary briny and humid atmosphere that can only come from dancing and crying at the same time. So if you are not willing or able to pay for tickets, just let us know and we will gladly guest list you. I promise there will be great value in attending the show! There will be prizes and goodies. There will be non-stop dance party music. Wardrobe changes! Actual "production values" courtesy of the addled brain of KELLY NUNES. Plus, an atmosphere of desperate-yet-convivial intensity that can come only from those who love a good party, but who know that time is short. Lastly, if any of you immediately balk at the idea of coming to a friend's band's show (I WOULD), I will tell you that this is my BIRTHDAY PARTY, so you are all obliged to come, even though you don't want to (my birthday's in September). Thank you all for your time, Stephen, Torq and Tom TOTAL FUCKING DARKNESS "BAND OF THE VOID 2025"

May 4, 2025

Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it's all going down the tubes, I keep remi...

Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it's all going down the tubes, I keep reminding myself: There are many, many people who are keeping their heads down, doing what they can, quietly discharging their responsibilities and avoiding attention. I know some of them. Focus on that.
May 3, 2025

There aren’t many words for what is happening to public health in the US. “Uncure” or “unheal” or “d...

There aren’t many words for what is happening to public health in the US. “Uncure” or “unheal” or “devaccinate” or “dishealthening”—none of them real. It’s a wild conceptual regression.
May 1, 2025

is this good when it does this

is this good when it does this
a plastic action figure labeled PAUL FORD ACTION FIGURE but it's just a coffin

Alt Text: a plastic action figure labeled PAUL FORD ACTION FIGURE but it's just a coffin

Apr 30, 2025

I will never tire of stories of people who were sure they were getting protected but not bound findi...

I will never tire of stories of people who were sure they were getting protected but not bound finding out they’re bound but not protected.
Apr 30, 2025

It is time to open the strategic doll reserve.

It is time to open the strategic doll reserve.
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