If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely ...
Alt Text: We kindly ask that you purchase tickets, available at the lowest possible price of 15 dollars so that you and your loved ones can come, dance, unleash your tension and fury alongside us at our Dance Party For The End Of The World. Tickets are available here: https://www.universe.com/events/total-fucking-darkness-tickets-4H69MV What is most important to us though, is that we can have you with us in the room, to create the necessary briny and humid atmosphere that can only come from dancing and crying at the same time. So if you are not willing or able to pay for tickets, just let us know and we will gladly guest list you. I promise there will be great value in attending the show! There will be prizes and goodies. There will be non-stop dance party music. Wardrobe changes! Actual "production values" courtesy of the addled brain of KELLY NUNES. Plus, an atmosphere of desperate-yet-convivial intensity that can come only from those who love a good party, but who know that time is short. Lastly, if any of you immediately balk at the idea of coming to a friend's band's show (I WOULD), I will tell you that this is my BIRTHDAY PARTY, so you are all obliged to come, even though you don't want to (my birthday's in September). Thank you all for your time, Stephen, Torq and Tom TOTAL FUCKING DARKNESS "BAND OF THE VOID 2025"