Mar 17, 1999 · Post

Solo in Gray

Sea Lions in the park. What do my words mean here? I use the word pinnepedal. Why? Oh, God.
Mar 25, 1999 · Post

Prediction

The only point of this piece is to demonstrate what a jackass I am.
Apr 10, 1999 · Post

Citizen Darth

Trashing the new Star Wars movie. It deserved trashing.
Apr 12, 1999 · Post

Art

An essay on the arts scene and what it meant to me in 1999. Of course, when I’m writing these summaries (mid-2000) I care not at all.
Apr 18, 1999 · Post

Here We Go Again

I broke up with a girl and had to write for the sympathetic Internet audience about my deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep feelings.
Apr 18, 1999 · Post

Fantasy

A dumb little story with one or two good lines, based on a completely predictable joke.
May 5, 1999 · Post

Created

What’s wrong with the world? An attempt at a non-answer in a few short words. Reading over these archives, I want often to say shut up, fellow. Why didn’t I?
Jun 27, 1999 · Post

Sampler

All the things in my head all at once.
Apr 22, 1999 · Post

Wires

A series of little narratives, all glued together
Dec 31, 1999 · Post

Archive

Prior Iterations of Ftrain, created in blind ignorance but with great hopes, and information on the site itself. My advice, which you should feel free to ignore considering the source, is to start from the very end - to read the new stuff first, when I’d actually learned a little bit about writing, and then if you can stomach it, move backwards.
Aug 10, 1998 · Post

11 Aug 98

Acting my age
Mar 13, 1999 · Post

Litany

A sad whine about work, written in the “high amateur” style that so much of my prose favors.
Apr 17, 1999 · Post

Commercial

Ah well. Sometimes the writing turned to squalorous sloppiness. Here’s a good example.
Feb 22, 1999 · Post

First Day

So now, I decided to become autobiographical. I thought I’d write my whole life’s story in about 3 hours, but I didn’t get far. Here’s the first piece.
Mar 25, 1999 · Post

Carpoint

Oh, I am a didactic bastard. What was I trying to accomplish with my mini-lecture on automotive environmentalism?
Jan 2, 1999 · Post

Small

A New York moment of no note.
Jan 25, 1999 · Post

Before

A moment of waiting for the emotions to settle.
Jan 3, 1999 · Post

Burden

Sick of writing, I write about being sick of writing. Result? The audience is sick of me.
Apr 17, 1999 · Post

The Voice in the Ear

Talking, talking back, and so on. Taking it all too seriously.
May 17, 1999 · Post

Monologue

Writing on writing about writing. Kill me.
Jan 4, 1999 · Post

Study Hall

Working and what it’s like to work and whatever.
Feb 22, 1999 · Post

Overdue

A little apology to a woman who’s long, long gone.
Apr 30, 2000 · Post

Staten Island

Middling writing about a nice day.
May 1, 2000 · Post

Lost Weekend

I was just fucking with people here, writing nonsense, talking crazy talk.
Jun 24, 2000 · Post

Bloodlife

In my modern era, love begins with diagnostics.
Jul 15, 2000 · Post

Location x 3

Ask an idiot a simple question, and see what happens.
Aug 2, 2000 · Post

Republican National Convention

I’m trying to unrust my chops, so I wrote down some thoughts on the RNC. It’s hard to connect ideas; I’m struggling with the words.
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