The only point of this piece is to demonstrate what a jackass I am.
I came home pretentious and drunk, and wrote:
In the future, fashion models will be genetically bred to be both mentally retarded, aesthetically interesting, and sexually pliant. In the 90s, it is the lucky few who express that combination well enough to find success before the 4x5 camera. To be fair, she might have belonged to Mensa; everyone seems stupid and tall when you want to vomit, and I can't remember the conversation, just a lovely mouth opening and shutting like a garage door, and the unscalable height of her boots.
In the future, fashion models will be genetically bred to be both mentally retarded, aesthetically interesting, and sexually pliant. In the 90s, it is the lucky few who express that combination well enough to find success before the 4x5 camera. To be fair, she might have belonged to Mensa; everyone seems stupid and tall when you want to vomit, and I can't remember the conversation, just a lovely mouth opening and shutting like a garage door, and the unscalable height of her boots.