I appreciate it!
@spicyburgers I appreciate it!
➛Ftrain, by Paul Ford
November 2020
Wow
You're very kind, Spicy Burgers. Increasingly I feel that I...
@spicyburgers You're very kind, Spicy Burgers. Increasingly I feel that I can do the work at Postlight and write more too. We will see.
➛I include WebMD here
Personally, I love making life-or-death decisions involving...
Ultimately rolls up under horny.
I mean...it is.
daniel you are in a position to do something about this
NYT buy again it won't be $400 million this time and farm...
Ah to be young and carefree and have a full year to SEO...
Ah to be young and carefree and have a full year to SEO optimize gravy.
➛Collect about 20 recipes, do gravy calculators, gravy...
Collect about 20 recipes, do gravy calculators, gravy recipe generators, etc, etc. Vegan gravy. Gravy history. Offer some special gravy prayers. Just freaking own gravy. This is what WordPress is for.
➛You know what's wild is if you search for "gravy" there is...
You know what's wild is if you search for "gravy" there is no canonical gravy site. You don't get to Wikipedia until the 4th SERP. It feels like you could, between now and next Thanksgiving, assemble a truly great SEO-optimized gravy site and retire.
➛Here are the five kinds of content in order: 1. Horny 2....
Here are the five kinds of content in order:
1. Horny
2. Hungry
3. Dying
4. Angry
5. Sad
➛1. Horny
2. Hungry
3. Dying
4. Angry
5. Sad
"I've built a pretty good platform online." NOT COMPARED TO...
"I've built a pretty good platform online." NOT COMPARED TO GRAVY.
➛The thing I love about writing on the web for real though...
The thing I love about writing on the web for real though is that no matter how things are going, no matter how hard you work and how carefully you tune your language for maximum appeal, you are never, ever, ever going to beat a recipe for cranberry sauce.
➛BACK IN THE SADDLE BABY
...even though shit has many uses as fertilizer and even...
...even though shit has many uses as fertilizer and even though at many sewage treatment plants being "treated like shit" would be a high honor indeed.
➛🙄
Thank you.
@gabrielroth Thank you.
➛If it was in Minecraft they'd think it was cool.
According to a child, because it's always there and...
A child just told me that this moon sucks.
I turned yesterday's thread into a POST.
I turned yesterday's thread into a POST. ftrain.medium.com/...
➛Storified here
Storified here ftrain.medium.com/...
➛1963 Bell Labs speech synthesis album: "Hee Saw Dhuh Kaet"...
1963 Bell Labs speech synthesis album: "Hee Saw Dhuh Kaet" (he saw the cat). The computer sings “a bicycle built for two.”
archive.org/...
➛archive.org/...
A clicker game where you are playing a video game and it...
A clicker game where you are playing a video game and it just keeps asking you to download updates and infinite expansion packs and you can only win if you never try to play.
➛Wow beat this classic
@goldman Wow beat this classic youtu.be/...
➛That is an excellent point.
@samarskaya @theoriginalecs That is an excellent point.
➛Isn't this grad school?
@theoriginalecs @samarskaya Isn't this grad school?
➛With no easy ways to publish like Newgrounds. Scratch is...
I think Flash was a great mediatype for self-contained apps...
2000 me: Okay that sounds complicated but at least the...
2000 me: Okay that sounds complicated but at least the tools for building sites—
2020: Apps.
'00: Right, are way better than using emacs and Makefiles on some random Linux machine.
'20: [closing my eyes really hard]
'00: I can't even imagine how powerful Netbeans is now.
➛2020: Apps.
'00: Right, are way better than using emacs and Makefiles on some random Linux machine.
'20: [closing my eyes really hard]
'00: I can't even imagine how powerful Netbeans is now.
STILL EMACS
@cosmocatalano @ryantkelly STILL EMACS
➛2000 me: How does HTML work now? 2020 me: Pretty easy, you...
2000 me: How does HTML work now?
2020 me: Pretty easy, you define app logic as unidirectional dataflow, then fake up pseudo-HTML components that mirror state, and a controller mounts fake-page deltas onto the browser surface.
'00: How do you change the <title>?
'20: You can't.
➛2020 me: Pretty easy, you define app logic as unidirectional dataflow, then fake up pseudo-HTML components that mirror state, and a controller mounts fake-page deltas onto the browser surface.
'00: How do you change the <title>?
'20: You can't.
I mean it's not exclusively them, although they took the...
@overlayered I mean it's not exclusively them, although they took the commons for granted and then did little (not nothing, though) to incentivize thoughtful growth and tons to incentivize pure, high-velocity signal, and now there's a ton to clean up.
➛2000 me: Are there like a million new HTML tags? 2020 me:...
2000 me: Are there like a million new HTML tags?
2020 me: Well, it's complicated.
'00: I bet! Are we up to like XHTML 7 with two-way links? God I bet blogs are amazing now. How do people even know what to read?
'20: Less of a problem than you'd expect.
➛2020 me: Well, it's complicated.
'00: I bet! Are we up to like XHTML 7 with two-way links? God I bet blogs are amazing now. How do people even know what to read?
'20: Less of a problem than you'd expect.
2020 me: On the upside you can pay a low fee and listen to...
2020 me: On the upside you can pay a low fee and listen to any album by anyone ever made.
2000 me: That must create some amazing opportunities for musicians!
'20: Well.
'00: There also must be some really good music discussion forums.
'20: Okay so.
➛2000 me: That must create some amazing opportunities for musicians!
'20: Well.
'00: There also must be some really good music discussion forums.
'20: Okay so.
2000 me: Wow you still work on the web, that's amazing. It...
2000 me: Wow you still work on the web, that's amazing. It must be so easy to publish really interesting web pages.
2020 me: Uhhhhh.
➛2020 me: Uhhhhh.
We held hands and at the end I said what I was most...
We held hands and at the end I said what I was most thankful for about each family member, except my son licked my thumb to be funny and I knocked over a dish pushing away and yelled at him.
➛Shes out there watching Xmas movies but it's here
@a1phab3t @tressiemcphd @maureenflaherty Shes out there watching Xmas movies but it's here link.medium.com/...
➛“@tressiemcphd made a guide. There's one where they leave...
“@tressiemcphd made a guide. There's one where they leave notes in books.” Tomorrow morning will be great.
➛My spouse @maureenflaherty waited until the stroke of...
My spouse @maureenflaherty waited until the stroke of Thanksgiving midnight so that she could ethically start watching a Christmas movie.
➛past paul and tim meant well but hmmmm
Fun fact: The author of SPIROCHETE also wrote The Lamb and...
Fun fact: The author of SPIROCHETE also wrote The Lamb and the Butterfly with Eric Carle. amazon.com/...
➛It's very depressing to think that we once shared a country...
It's very depressing to think that we once shared a country that responded to a public health crisis by funding the development, rehearsal, marketing, and performance of creative works.
➛VIRIONS! A LIVING BLOG POST PRODUCTION ON HUMANKIND'S...
VIRIONS! A LIVING BLOG POST PRODUCTION ON HUMANKIND'S CONQUEST of COVID-19! Brought to you by the Federal Streaming Video Project, a division of the Federal Internet Progress Administration. [Silhouette of someone smashing a coronavirus with a bat.]
➛I think my idea here was like, we had those great public...
I think my idea here was like, we had those great public health posters in the 1930s with the WPA, and why can't we fund great public UX the same way?
acquired for tens of millions of dollars
@filth_filler acquired for tens of millions of dollars
➛you ever go back across your IDEAS file and just shake your...
that would be amazing, they could buzz the toothbrush when...
@juliehubs that would be amazing, they could buzz the toothbrush when a new lead comes in
➛do you think they ever just look in the mirror and see...
@elizabethminkel do you think they ever just look in the mirror and see nothing
➛lol perfect, also irrational housewives
@modernserf lol perfect, also irrational housewives
➛we just accept that word in there even though it clearly...
we just accept that word in there even though it clearly implies a world of unreal, eldritch, and simulated housewives
➛why are the housewives real
why are the housewives real
➛the new SPAC LUMAscape dropped
it's my go-to replacement for "crazy"; "insane"; etc.
@emmacarlson it's my go-to replacement for "crazy"; "insane"; etc.
➛By discussing Oracle Slack on Twitter you are violating...
IF YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT PERSON IS THERE SOMEONE AT WITH...
@phillydesign IF YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT PERSON IS THERE SOMEONE AT danya.org WITH WHOM I CAN SPEAK ABOUT ENTERPRISE MULESOFT INTEGRATION?
➛I was wrong...
Shows what I know, people are out here spending $15 billion...
oh i'm sure everything will work out great for the consumer
@phillydesign oh i'm sure everything will work out great for the consumer
➛as a treat
KID: Dad what was it like to work on the Internet in the...
KID: Dad what was it like to work on the Internet in the 2000s?
DAD: "Kenlet (January 2007) – original product CrispyNews used at Salesforce IdeaExchange and Dell IdeaStorm – now relaunched as Salesforce Ideas"
➛DAD: "Kenlet (January 2007) – original product CrispyNews used at Salesforce IdeaExchange and Dell IdeaStorm – now relaunched as Salesforce Ideas"
In the pandemic I missed that they'd picked up Tableau,...
In the pandemic I missed that they'd picked up Tableau, sure, why not.
➛Apparently Salesforce may buy Slack. The amount of...
Apparently Salesforce may buy Slack. The amount of brand-name tech infrastructure stuff Salesforce already owns is bananacakes.
I wrote something just for you.
Trying to get back in the habit of writing
Trying to get back in the habit of writing link.medium.com/...
➛Stove Top is a wild product in that you probably want it...
It really is.
I didn't LOL as much as HAR2-D2
@AlexJamesFitz I didn't LOL as much as HAR2-D2
➛Wow this rabbit hole
Getdafuqouddahere and don't come back with nothin less than...
@calebhannan Getdafuqouddahere and don't come back with nothin less than retina
➛It is wild that they haven't rebranded as like Global...
@JamesFDennin It is wild that they haven't rebranded as like Global Securtech Consulting or just called themselves SafePink or what have you.
➛Amazon would have bribed the cops too but they didn't want...
Amazon would have bribed the cops too but they didn't want Kindle Fires.
➛Amazon is hiring Pinkertons and Apple's head of ethics is...
Amazon is hiring Pinkertons and Apple's head of ethics is accused of bribing cops with iPads in order to get a concealed carry permit. Anyway that's Monday. morganhilltimes.com/...
Genuine lol.
@jeffehobbs Genuine lol.
➛I was broke but bright so I got a lot of potential speeches...
@tressiemcphd I was broke but bright so I got a lot of potential speeches as a kid. I just kind of kept hitting reload on the same mental web page for 20 years. Constant planning. Expect no support or even comprehension: My job is to explain what I'm doing and why it matters. Repeat forever.
➛Also I will never get over the turkey pardon in a country...
Also I will never get over the turkey pardon in a country with the death penalty.
➛Gonna be wild when he rambles for an hour and then forgets...
Gonna be wild when he rambles for an hour and then forgets to pardon the turkey.
➛Hmm me neither idk.
@doriantaylor @vgr Hmm me neither idk.
➛"transition"
just thinking thoughts
just thinking thoughts ftrain.medium.com/...
➛Niiiiice
@micahwalter @MoisheLettvin Niiiiice
➛emacs for me but nethack is almost platonic in how they've...
@MoisheLettvin emacs for me but nethack is almost platonic in how they've kept to their mission. mutt is nearly 25, too.
➛Deep down I feel that a lot of the bigger voices on here...
Deep down I feel that a lot of the bigger voices on here would just love to post their SAT scores.
➛Oh yeah. The schadenfreude is definitely muted by the...
@SeanWoods12 Oh yeah. The schadenfreude is definitely muted by the weltschmerz.
➛Look, who knows what's gonna happen, but the level of...
This is great. His autobiography is truly fantastic....
@jackrusher This is great. His autobiography is truly fantastic. He...should not have survived what he put himself through.
➛Seger sorry
Gerry Rafferty Steve Winwood Traffic Al Stewart Peter...
True!
@mcdickenson True!
➛Tweet
No
Good to see @tcarmody at his posting station.
I've watched it dozens of times and it never gets better.
@JessicaFKane I've watched it dozens of times and it never gets better.
➛It's a key text.
@younggalaxy It's a key text.
➛I've definitely written some -1 articles.
@felixsalmon I've definitely written some -1 articles.
➛Imagine getting through all the slides and driving your...
Imagine getting through all the slides and driving your point home and then saying “Thank you for coming to my Tad Tilk.” And that's it. You remember you're the Tad Tilk person every night before you go to bed for the rest of your life.
➛It's really somethin
@mikeswimm It's really somethin
➛thank god for but it's never going to be the same
thank god for web.archive.org/... but it's never going to be the same
➛rip
Such a shame they killed all the old Kinjas.
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...
literally me proposing
@dodaistewart @maureenflaherty literally me proposing
➛Fun fact: I met @maureenflaherty at a cleanup event...
Fun fact: I met @maureenflaherty at a cleanup event canoeing and pulling trash out of the Gowanus Canal, and now we've been married over 600 years. Sure, it might look like a toxic, death-spewing superfund site to YOU but...well, I mean, it is, but nearby rents were cheap. x.com/...
➛Right but nothing is more vertically integrated than...
@ShortFormErnie @harrymccracken Right but nothing is more vertically integrated than selling 20-packs of C batteries AND shitty remote-controlled dune buggies that require about 20 C batteries per hour.
➛MY constitution guarantees that I can drive my tank 90 mph...
@GordonAChaffin @Greg_Lindsay @tressiemcphd MY constitution guarantees that I can drive my tank 90 mph to the store for six pounds of beef and if some cyclist gets in my way I can murder them.
➛Listen, Gordon, when you talk like that you sound like...
@GordonAChaffin @Greg_Lindsay @tressiemcphd Listen, Gordon, when you talk like that you sound like you're questioning our sacred American right to convenience.
➛Idk I've been spending time with climate people and coffee...
@tressiemcphd @GordonAChaffin Idk I've been spending time with climate people and coffee tastes so much better when you know it will probably go away.
➛The PDF export is a mess too. But the collaboration is...
@ChappellTracker The PDF export is a mess too. But the collaboration is great. Maybe the new aesthetic is that the end document doesn't matter if the social experience of creating it is good.
➛Also you ever seen this?
Hmm. @dphiffer might know.
@danielmintz Hmm. @dphiffer might know.
➛Always!
@danielmintz Always!
➛God it was good to see this again.
@ChappellTracker God it was good to see this again.
➛hahahahah oh god that's spectactular
oh I'm just yelling into the void
@waldojaquith oh I'm just yelling into the void
➛TBH when you read this thing it explains an enormous amount...
TBH when you read this thing it explains an enormous amount about the last four years.
➛There's also one moment where he attacks the USPS as a...
There's also one moment where he attacks the USPS as a lazy, simple, socialist enterprise where blood shot out of my ears.
Today someone for the first time shared the classic parable...
Today someone for the first time shared the classic parable of free market economics "I, Pencil" with me for the first time and literally every paragraph made my eyeballs pulse. So I share it with you. Don't let them move your cheese, my friends. fee.org/...
➛Waldo I swear to God if you read it your brains will fall...
@waldojaquith Waldo I swear to God if you read it your brains will fall right out of your ears. Someone trolled me with it today and I am just about burst into flames. It has an afterword by Milton Friedman.
➛That's less of a safari and more full-blown colonialism.
@hondanhon That's less of a safari and more full-blown colonialism.
➛Poll: I have you ever heard of "I, Pencil"?
Poll: I have you ever heard of "I, Pencil"?
➛I was thinking of you/Ignota while writing up New...
@phyllisstein I was thinking of you/Ignota while writing up New Distribution Strategies!
➛One day this we will be moving on from all this chaos. It's...
One day this we will be moving on from all this chaos. It's my job to plan and think about how that will go, so I wrote a little about Tech After Trump. postlight.com/...
➛I've been on hold for hours and I still can't get Bon...
@billwasik I've been on hold for hours and I still can't get Bon Appetit to release me from my blood vow.
➛That's the good stuff right there.
The obvious thing with a mineral collection is to start a...
Look it happens.
Oh cool! Just followed them!
@kevboh @The_Maintainers Oh cool! Just followed them!
➛I filed this weeks before the election, so 10,000 years...
I filed this weeks before the election, so 10,000 years ago, but it's about how I enjoy infrastructure casually, as a hobby. wired.com/...
➛HUH! This is unexpected but makes perfect sense.
@patrickdoupe HUH! This is unexpected but makes perfect sense.
➛It's amazing right? I want it to just keep going.
@xxbobbyzxx It's amazing right? I want it to just keep going.
➛Their cutting board budget alone is astronomical.
@lmatsakis Their cutting board budget alone is astronomical.
➛I need a place for all my horses.
@jimmy0x52 I need a place for all my horses.
➛Context clues definitely indicate yes.
@steveluvender Context clues definitely indicate yes.
➛I like the way the kitchen looks like they just...
I like the way the kitchen looks like they just cut-and-pasted one kitchen several times in photoshop. Come on ultra-high-net-worth individuals it's a kitchen island not a kitchen archipelago.
➛“Well...if it really has to be in there...I guess we're...
“Well...if it really has to be in there...I guess we're adding a third wing.”
➛This 2003 house is a great example of what happens when no...
This 2003 house is a great example of what happens when no one is in a position to say no to new requirements. zillow.com/...
➛Hey! This is fantastic. Congratulations!
Hey thanks! Hope you are well.
@DeanHach @stefann42 Hey thanks! Hope you are well.
➛There's a vape shop way out on Flatbush called Cloud Distro...
There's a vape shop way out on Flatbush called Cloud Distro and it really broke my mental parser.
➛Aahhhgggghhhh
@themexican Aahhhgggghhhh
➛Heaven ultimately is a vast HR department, and Hell even...
If you go to your office after midnight and it's haunted by...
If you go to your office after midnight and it's haunted by ghost executives—that's because they have trouble with afterlife/work balance.
➛But is there an afterwork?
@BenMullin But is there an afterwork?
➛9yo son looked at me and said, “I'd hate to work behind a...
9yo son looked at me and said, “I'd hate to work behind a desk in heaven.” So I'm unpacking that this morning.
➛algorithms giving me the good stuff tonight
Hang in there, friend! Glad you told us. Keep us informed...
@textfiles Hang in there, friend! Glad you told us. Keep us informed and let us know if you need anything.
➛Tweet
Now it's EVEN MORE cyberpunk.
I've read a lot of cyberpunk fiction and there is no way...
I've read a lot of cyberpunk fiction and there is no way they had an Umm Kulthum hologram concert in Dubai without at least seven warring Eurasian hacker combines attending and exchanging illegal black ice neural uplink microsofts.
➛You, staring at your Palm Treo in an anorak: Cyberpunk is...
You, staring at your Palm Treo in an anorak: Cyberpunk is when you surf the matrix while avoiding zaibatsu ninjas!
Me, smoking Gitanes behind Bulgari mirrorshades: Check out this Umm Kulthum hologram concert at the Dubai Opera.
facebook.com/...
➛Me, smoking Gitanes behind Bulgari mirrorshades: Check out this Umm Kulthum hologram concert at the Dubai Opera.
facebook.com/...
What's a duck but feels like a rabbit?
@hondanhon What's a duck but feels like a rabbit?
➛oh lord i probably said it on some podcast?
@tophtucker oh lord i probably said it on some podcast?
➛What if all those little unwanted thoughts about yourself...
What if all those little unwanted thoughts about yourself as you go to bed are actually simulation watchers yelling at you through their screens?
➛Maybe we should just be able to Venmo elementary school...
@fluxistrad Maybe we should just be able to Venmo elementary school teachers $100 for inspo. They need the money and we need the advice. From the same document: "Try once. Try again. Take a break."
➛[Doffing deerstalker] Oh, I assure you, good sir, my...
I know! I wish. We are all seedlings, at least a little.
If you need to unwind, here's a 1979 interview with...
If you need to unwind, here's a 1979 interview with composer Laurie Spiegel about algorithmic and digital composition, with lots of her music.
archive.org/...
➛archive.org/...
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Aww audiogalaxy
@DocDre @chochinov Aww audiogalaxy
➛“def findfraud():”
Hahahahahahababaabeheufgwuwgdu2jrbeish3jrjfi2mwjrirk3nfbudiw...
Makes you realize how narrow and unfun the algos are,...
@chochinov @DocDre Makes you realize how narrow and unfun the algos are, right? Makes me miss Virgin Megastore.
➛Eh specifically
@DocDre Eh specifically everynoise.com/...
➛Tweet
They still all have second jobs. They tutor on zoom. It's...
We are lucky, there is good practical stuff and she's...
She's very patient and effective and has broad parameters...
Oh man .... Yeah. we have gotten adept at router-level...
@jeffehobbs Oh man .... Yeah. we have gotten adept at router-level switching between blacklist and whitelist settings. It really sucks.
➛IMO everyone deserves to be told they're a seedling and...
IMO everyone deserves to be told they're a seedling and encouraged to let their roots grow strong.
➛My son's having a hard time with remote learning so his 4th...
My son's having a hard time with remote learning so his 4th grade teacher emailed him some “rules” to follow. Including this one. Which, my god.
“Be patient. You are a seedling, not a tree. Let your roots grow strong.”
➛“Be patient. You are a seedling, not a tree. Let your roots grow strong.”
Well 92 people I guess I added 8 extra for marketing...
Well 92 people I guess I added 8 extra for marketing purposes.
➛This event was truly fun today and the questions were...
Want to add one more Zoom call to your day? In JUST A FEW...
Want to add one more Zoom call to your day? In JUST A FEW minutes @richziade and I are going to be doing our first ever @Postlight WEBINAR (I'm sorry) about how to keep your software project from being killed before it even starts. Come on over! us02web.zoom.us/...
➛Peek!
@Postlight Peek!
➛I like magazines stories without conclusions. They're...
I like magazines stories without conclusions. They're really hard to do. wired.com/...
➛Yes
@bramsonboudreau Yes
➛This was in 1982 at Hillsdale Elementary and I'm still...
This was in 1982 at Hillsdale Elementary and I'm still pretty annoyed.
➛I'm a grandson/son/brother to vets. I've been advising and...
Ran across this tonight you all have seen it right
no my god no
(It's like 50k repos.)
I once downloaded all the books in Gitenberg spreading the...
We just did a rehearsal on this and it's slowly getting...
The key takeaway for me is that he liked to type outside,...
The key takeaway for me is that he liked to type outside, and that's basically why he moved to California to do a lot of socialism.
➛If you're looking for some chill audio to listen to, this...
If you're looking for some chill audio to listen to, this oral history with a much older Upton Sinclair about how he created EPIC (End Poverty in California) in the 30s, lost his race for Governor, and avoided getting beat up is good stuff. archive.org/...
➛Wow
@davidhsiegel Wow
➛A fun novelty notebook for that special someone in your...
Yeah but it would have had to be about IRC.
@alanmclean Yeah but it would have had to be about IRC.
➛“Baquet, along with more than a dozen others, appended a...
“Baquet, along with more than a dozen others, appended a thumbs-up Slackmoji to the comment.” nymag.com/...
➛“How can a nation capable of turning the simple act of...
“How can a nation capable of turning the simple act of revealing the gender of your child into a wildfire that burns down an entire state be so insistent on screwing things up?” mcsweeneys.net/...
➛I may need a better URL.
I'll still read them though which goes to show you that I'm...
Needs more cartoons!
I agree that this is the way things should go. (And lament...
Sorry to those people in the other timeline.
Sorry to those people in the other timeline.
➛Before you yell at me, I know I can never log off.
Before you yell at me, I know I can never log off.
➛I feel like I can finally log off.
I feel like I can finally log off.
➛These ARE some nice gradients.
These ARE some nice gradients.
➛It's a book about global warming.
Imagine starting a whole book and getting to chapter five,...
Imagine starting a whole book and getting to chapter five, and there hasn't been a huge new national crisis in America.
➛We'll need that too for the strategic breadstick reserve.
@andrew__aaaaahh We'll need that too for the strategic breadstick reserve.
➛The last four years
@xxbobbyzxx The last four years
➛GOD that sucked.
GOD that sucked.
➛Nice to hear and add to the yells of relief on Coney Island...
Nice to hear and add to the yells of relief on Coney Island Avenue.
➛Everyone is just following the rules for the first time in...
Everyone is just following the rules for the first time in four years and it's got you all extremely upset.
➛Now that you mention it we're gonna need that oil.
@andrew__aaaaahh Now that you mention it we're gonna need that oil.
➛Just gently rustling a flag.
Just gently rustling a flag.
➛Welcome to the ASMR presidency.
Welcome to the ASMR presidency.
➛No kidding! I'm originally from West Chester. My dad lived...
Just like in the famous dystopian novel The Handyman's Tale.
@Jo_Livingstone Just like in the famous dystopian novel The Handyman's Tale.
➛Wild goose!
@everyplace Wild goose!
➛In total seriousness in at the 11 minute mark he stops...
In total seriousness in youtu.be/... at the 11 minute mark he stops talking about the great election robbery and starts selling cigars. @richziade found it first. One of all-time great videos in American history.
➛Oh no it's real and it is important.
@_loveallthis Oh no it's real and it is important.
➛Meanwhile, on YouTube...
But not for a long long time.
@ashwindeshmukh But not for a long long time.
➛Sure, plenty.
@ashwindeshmukh Sure, plenty.
➛Even though I love and can't imagine leaving NYC, I still...
it was a good tweet
@bluechoochoo it was a good tweet
➛Whoa been following @JohnFetterman since all the Brooklyn...
Whoa been following @JohnFetterman since all the Brooklyn wheatpaste artists moved off the Gowanus Canal to Braddock, PA, and it's really great to see him thriving.
➛(via
(via medium.com/...
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I've done the Big Unfollow 2x and it absolutely drives...
@maura @hhavrilesky I've done the Big Unfollow 2x and it absolutely drives people bananas. But you know what works great is take a couple hours to unfollow everyone who doesn't follow back or who posts > 5x daily. You end up in a much chattier, smaller place.
➛Back to worrying about sea ice!
@ezramechaber @RGA Back to worrying about sea ice!
➛Oh trust me I'm ELATED.
@ezramechaber @RGA Oh trust me I'm ELATED.
➛Give it time it'll even out.
I am from Pennsylvania, it's a great state, and no one is...
@michaelroston I am from Pennsylvania, it's a great state, and no one is driving to “Ohio.”
➛Man don't piss off Stacey Abrams.
Man don't piss off Stacey Abrams.
➛Weed would be cool but it makes it hard to focus on oral...
Just about every night I hit up the Internet Archive to...
Just about every night I hit up the Internet Archive to find the audio that will put me to sleep. Tonight I found something exceptionally sleepy. archive.org/...
➛Lolol
@textfiles @benfinoradin Lolol
➛Oh we have to hang out.
@benfinoradin Oh we have to hang out.
➛Well the likelihood definitely increases with time. Then...
I'm down near Cortelyou I was just biking up to loop the...
@benfinoradin I'm down near Cortelyou I was just biking up to loop the park.
➛Wait you really live that close to me?
@benfinoradin Wait you really live that close to me?
➛I actually did see a bunch of dudes on big motorcycles...
There was a moment in the 90s as people started using...
@robynkanner There was a moment in the 90s as people started using Illustrator where everyone went gradient wild. That was tough. But I really like a nice gradient and you can pull in some surprising colors without blowing up your brand system.
➛Greg
Or maybe just page design, it says A24.
Or maybe just page design, it says A24.
➛...that is a great front page design.
Just call it “Capitalism with Unlimited Breadsticks.”
This is just great.
One day!
Just the order ballots are counted. Many of the votes...
@xxbobbyzxx @realDonaldTrump Just the order ballots are counted. Many of the votes getting counted in PA are mail in ballots and going Democratic 7 to 3, or from Dem strongholds. They expect him to win NC but the rest are leaning pretty Dem.
➛BRB watching the webinar.
@Tyrangiel BRB watching the webinar.
➛You're a good and supportive friend, Spicy Burgers.
@spicyburgers You're a good and supportive friend, Spicy Burgers.
➛i can't even open this for fear what's inside
I know this is not the day to announce this but...
I know this is not the day to announce this but s̵̳͛w̴̯͗ĕ̶͍ĕ̷̞ë̷̯e̵̲̕é̵͉e̶̯̓è̵̩t̷̫́ ̵̹́b̵̖̚a̸͇̽b̸̜̉y̷̖̔ ̷̗͛J̴̼͑e̸͕̓ĕ̴̠e̵̜̕e̶̱̒s̸͉̾ų̴̈́s̶͓̊.̵̧̏
➛Look, it was great.
This will be good TV.
Wow
Listen, whatever works.
see also
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➛Good lord.
America will exit the Paris Agreement within the United...
America will exit the Paris Agreement within the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change at midnight tonight. en.wikipedia.org/...
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Have you ever wanted U2's guitar sound, but with...
Have you ever wanted U2's guitar sound, but with late-career Roger Waters vocals? Can I interest you in the Blue Aeroplanes?
➛Thanks to everyone on here working at the polls. It's great...
Thanks to everyone on here working at the polls. It's great to see. Everyone go vote!
➛Thank you, Dan!
Get ready to be alternately fascinated and disappointed!
Also Chandler is drunk.
Also Chandler is drunk.
➛Weegee, big fan of photographing murders because the corpse...
Weegee, big fan of photographing murders because the corpse didn't go anywhere.
➛If you can't handle the way Weegee says murder (moydah) you...
If you can't handle the way Weegee says murder (moydah) you can listen to Ian Fleming interview Raymond Chandler. archive.org/...
➛Little trouble sleeping but I'll tell you what, this...
Little trouble sleeping but I'll tell you what, this interview with Weegee is solid gold. archive.org/...
➛Ebola Holmes is the heroine we need right now.
It's either that or the time Tony Danza took our table at...
Sigh. Stay safe!
It just feels like a storm is about to hit, down to the...
It just feels like a storm is about to hit, down to the boarded windows.
➛Welp lost this one.
Loathe the needle.
At least the pay's good.
@emilybell At least the pay's good.
➛When I was briefly planted at Bloomberg I joked about there...
@emilybell When I was briefly planted at Bloomberg I joked about there being no place to cry and...someone did and sincerely so tell me about the crying stairwell.
➛It means a lot Spicy Burgers.
@spicyburgers It means a lot Spicy Burgers.
➛it's extremely difficult to, right now, with things
it's extremely difficult to, right now, with things
➛it's too late jordan we just have to bear it
NOT GREAT MICHAEL.
@michaelroston NOT GREAT MICHAEL.
➛I'm so sorry for your loss.
I have a lot of respect for what this tree has been through.
It's a very wise piece!
@younggalaxy @KJezerMorton It's a very wise piece!
➛Oh I mean whom amongst us etc etc.
Just shouting this out again if you're in Ditmas. They're...
Just shouting this out again if you're in Ditmas. They're feeding so many people with max efficiency and tons of community involvement. People In Need - COVID19 Food Insecurity Campaign gofundme.com/...
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Wild media coincidence that both Locksmith of Hearts and...
Wild media coincidence that both Locksmith of Hearts and Daily Finance Stories came up with such similar headlines.
