September 2019 BY Paul Ford 2019 41 Sections Before you complain just know there are infinite universes... Never miss an opportunity to complain is what I'm saying. wednesday: honey, go be with your mom, i love parenting... I tell everyone to go and no one listens. You're all too... My phone camera is also ridiculous. The market cap of... I mean, 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and... The norm seems to be: If the artifact was created "outside"... rebels calling themselves freedom fighters while utterly... and is there a mrs brightside All this stuff about sapiosexuality is kind of a mindfuck. I need to find someone to take care of millions of versions... Women: The harassment was part of a well-established,... A big lesson of NYC for me is that spontaneous mutual... I am very tempted to start introducing the most persistent... CAREER TRAJECTORY Years 1-4: I have no idea what I'm... Two CMSes, both alike in dignity In fair Manhattan, where... this is not illegal due to an obscure legal claws Apparently after all that sobbing my ballet bun was good... Things are so bad we can't even title our geese games. My daughter just referred to the musical note C♯ as C... This is one of things I funded with the money from my... Look at this doorknob. I think maybe the worst thing that could happen to a person... I will practice this until I get it exactly right. what I used to think was me is just a fading memory Our anniversary is the day before the kids' birthday, so... Daughter: For my eighth birthday I'd like a ukelele. Me:... This is Printer. A tildeverse-builder named Mike Buchholz... I've never regretted not weighing in on here. if gen x knows anything we know that ten thousand is too... Feeding the trolls...into a meat grinder. This city is ridiculous. Elizabeth Warren nationalize Spotify. Lots of bad for sure but this is a golden age of Fleetwood... This is a website for silly jokes with friends. Everything... It's wild to me that people prefer “we are all going to die... Two faces from the museum. whatever happened to this other guy We went to the animal rescue today to get a dog (my strong... I'll still shitpost dead memes at random, that's my sacred...