May 2018

May 31, 2018

Oh wow this is good important work and it's good to see...

Oh wow this is good important work and it's good to see them growing. Apply! twitter.com/...
May 31, 2018

We did a medium-sized refresh on the @PostlightStudio and...

We did a medium-sized refresh on the @PostlightStudio and it's lots of subtle stuff, not a big deal for YOU, but our team trued things up and made it SO SMOOTH AND NICE and it's just a joy to behold if you like websites like I do. postlight.com
May 31, 2018

It's gonna be very chill and fun, designers!...

It's gonna be very chill and fun, designers! twitter.com/...
May 31, 2018

Welp it's 10 years later and I agree with this but also am...

Welp it's 10 years later and I agree with this but also am directly responsible for a few of them :/ twitter.com/...
May 31, 2018

i thought when we had twins that it would be a lot of A/B...

@alanburdick i thought when we had twins that it would be a lot of A/B testing but instead it's a long-term exploration of game theory and sociology.
May 31, 2018

the user story for ping https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc42...

the user story for ping rfc-editor.org/...
May 31, 2018

yeah we're still at the purely cooperative phase but I can...

@alanburdick yeah we're still at the purely cooperative phase but I can see the sneaking/stealing resources phase coming down the pike
May 31, 2018

There's a newish programming language called Pony and all I...

There's a newish programming language called Pony and all I can think as I read the
docs is that its...gotta...be...compatible.

github.com/...
May 30, 2018

Nice programming language you got there I hope...

Nice programming language you got there I hope nobody...tries to determine if one object is equal to another object using the equality operator.
May 30, 2018

Just the other day my daughter threw her ice cream cone on...

@anildash Just the other day my daughter threw her ice cream cone on the ground and said there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.
May 30, 2018

i mean it's a jealous sibling thing, but the level of...

@troutgirl i mean it's a jealous sibling thing, but the level of microscopic exactitude, bargaining, and actual cooperation to mutually manage each other's burning jealousy is 100% twin stuff
May 30, 2018

Ulgh yes so much “cool HR” is just about scamming young...

@_cynar Ulgh yes so much “cool HR” is just about scamming young people
May 30, 2018

[In the distance a woman starts singing “jeux...sans...

[In the distance a woman starts singing “jeux...sans frontières”]
May 30, 2018

If I said, eat ten mentos, they would do that in a...

If I said, eat ten mentos, they would do that in a heartbeat. But if I say eat as many as you want, they'll eat one each because they want to be absolutely sure that the other kid won't end up with more mentos.
May 30, 2018

I know the marshmallow experiment is under review but also...

I know the marshmallow experiment is under review but also did they consider that the children who save marshmallows are just petty.
May 30, 2018

I gave each of my 6yo twins a pack of mentos a month ago....

I gave each of my 6yo twins a pack of mentos a month ago. They're VIGILANTLY MAKING CERTAIN that they will always have exactly the same number as each other. The #1 reason to save mentos for later is to make sure that someone else will not have one later if you don't.
May 30, 2018

I'm having a little trouble hitting the deadline on my NEXT...

I'm having a little trouble hitting the deadline on my NEXT piece but I haven't received enough microhedonic attention mini marshmallows, so here's someone I respect quoting my LAST piece. twitter.com/...
May 30, 2018

Can you imagine the cost of change at this point? Probably...

@peterseibel @googledocs Can you imagine the cost of change at this point? Probably easier to just propose a new, messaging-centric Google docs. Which would be Wave but whatever.
May 30, 2018

One of the things I'm most happy about at @PostlightStudio...

One of the things I'm most happy about at @PostlightStudio is that our Slack has all the blob emoji and we continue to use them as if they never went away. github.com/...
May 30, 2018

Apparently the entire sports industry exists purely so CEOs...

Apparently the entire sports industry exists purely so CEOs have something to tweet about, who knew!
May 30, 2018

Okay first of all why we named Morissey to our board is...

Okay first of all why we named Morissey to our board is really beyond me. But second of all it turns out it's in my best interests and the company's too if I get really into basketball and mostly tweet about that.
May 30, 2018

Oh huh just got summoned to an emergency board meeting...

Oh huh just got summoned to an emergency board meeting that's CEO life for you.
May 30, 2018

Johnny Marr was the best Smith.

Johnny Marr was the best Smith.
May 30, 2018

Star Wars is for children and racism has always pervaded...

Star Wars is for children and racism has always pervaded every interaction in American life. Also the humanities are necessary for software development.
May 30, 2018

Wait I can have opinions in public now and upper middle...

Wait I can have opinions in public now and upper middle class people have to take them seriously. This is AMAZING.
May 30, 2018

Maybe being a CEO is good.

Maybe being a CEO is good.
May 30, 2018

I'm a CEO now and FFS you greedy shitheads do you love...

I'm a CEO now and FFS you greedy shitheads do you love America or not. twitter.com/...
May 29, 2018

I still do sometimes, very simple stitches and mending. Mo...

I still do sometimes, very simple stitches and mending. Mo had me fix a kid's shirt tonight because she wants to make sure they see me doing it. I find fixing ripped clothes unbelievably soothing. twitter.com/...
May 29, 2018

Right I also thought for a second maybe Laurie was talking...

@EmilyGorcenski @seldo Right I also thought for a second maybe Laurie was talking about the GIL or something.
May 29, 2018

Yeah that makes total sense. This book is just utterly...

@seldo Yeah that makes total sense. This book is just utterly doubly super-extra of its time. It has a fun parody of the Famous Five where they witness the decline of the Roman Empire, which is great. And some is just amazingly tasteless, which thank God.. And then some is like, whoosh.
May 29, 2018

Me: Hey— My web browser: Each child in an array or...

Me: Hey—

My web browser: Each child in an array or iterator should have a unique "key" prop.
May 29, 2018

They let them do ANYTHING back then it's probably...

@ABillionSuns They let them do ANYTHING back then it's probably completely awesome.
May 29, 2018

It has a full-page topless photograph of a woman holding a...

It has a full-page topless photograph of a woman holding a fish and it's also intensely British with sex jokes about Michael Heseltine. Plus jokes about mass murder. I must have been 12 when I bought it which makes a lot of sense.
May 29, 2018

Did anyone else have this as a kid? I ordered it on a whim...

Did anyone else have this as a kid? I ordered it on a whim and it's increeeeeeddibly inappropriate for children and I love it but I need to burn it. twitter.com/...
May 29, 2018

I once did a piece on "color of the year" for an airline...

@hels I once did a piece on "color of the year" for an airline magazine and when I asked the man who manufactured Pantone wedding dresses if he knew next year's color he said, "I have an inkling."
May 29, 2018

I hate signal boosting engineering jobs because all the...

I hate signal boosting engineering jobs because all the good engineers should come work at @PostlightStudio. But sweet banana muffins that's a cool way to use your Django skills. twitter.com/...
May 27, 2018

Yeah me too, and I'm not in the mood for it right now at...

@0x00B1 Yeah me too, and I'm not in the mood for it right now at all.
May 27, 2018

Roses are red, I am not joking,...

Roses are red,
I am not joking, twitter.com/...
May 27, 2018

It was all fun and games until that tweet about who...

It was all fun and games until that tweet about who controls the media.
May 25, 2018

I have a cold but in general yeah I also do.

@vonralls I have a cold but in general yeah I also do.
May 25, 2018

Me, rn, to my 6yo son: Buddy, if you want to sleep next to...

Me, rn, to my 6yo son: Buddy, if you want to sleep next to daddy then you have to stop beatboxing.
May 24, 2018

Good tweet from 2015. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/5907...

Good tweet from 2015. twitter.com/...
May 24, 2018

Glad you are all enjoying looking at a museum-worthy...

Glad you are all enjoying looking at a museum-worthy collection of priceless gems aka my old tweets.
May 24, 2018

Without stumbleupon we would never have Uber!

@bn2b Without stumbleupon we would never have Uber!
May 24, 2018

I never felt like I should be there. Then we moved out of...

@katienotopoulos I never felt like I should be there. Then we moved out of Gowanus.
May 24, 2018

Thank you! I just like going through the old tweets and...

@jackiehluo Thank you! I just like going through the old tweets and finding these.
May 24, 2018

Actually I think I've retweeted tons of praise in the past....

Actually I think I've retweeted tons of praise in the past. It's more that I've just been getting less praise lately. Regardless the tweet stands.
May 24, 2018

I don't usually retweet praise but a @bluechoochoo...

I don't usually retweet praise but a @bluechoochoo endorsement is never given lightly. twitter.com/...
May 24, 2018

For thousands of years before social media we just did the...

@Choire @jamiekeiles For thousands of years before social media we just did the same things, but privately, on our blogs.
May 24, 2018

I just emailed a manufacturer in china asking for a quote...

@TheMFingChisa I just emailed a manufacturer in china asking for a quote on a few thousand of these. You gotta pick your cyberpunk future.
May 24, 2018

This one is kind of infinite because there are so many...

@karenmcgrane This one is kind of infinite because there are so many people who credibly can say "we already do that!" And they do! And it's good. And saves money. And YET...
May 24, 2018

I don't mention it but it's definitely part of this world....

@PastryPlate I don't mention it but it's definitely part of this world. People who come talk to us know about it (more than I do). The thing is, everything can do everything so you just need to decide which version of everything is going to cause you the least pain in the future.
May 24, 2018

Not even, just https://wpengine.com/. You're going to have...

@doriantaylor Not even, just wpengine.com You're going to have a cache in front of it and possibly 3rd-party auth, and then your client logic lets you figure out where to pull content.
May 24, 2018

The truth is as we've gotten to know them as APIs we keep...

@doriantaylor @stephencarlson The truth is as we've gotten to know them as APIs we keep going, "you know, that's...pretty good." (c.f. github.com/...
May 24, 2018

Like this but without the "hacking," you just send someone...

Like this but without the "hacking," you just send someone the pictures and they put them in and you pay. instructables.com/...
May 24, 2018

Does anyone know where to get those little tiny toy...

Does anyone know where to get those little tiny toy viewmaster cameras made but with your own photos instead of random hippos?
May 24, 2018

I asked our illustrator @stephencarlson to leave WordPress...

I asked our illustrator @stephencarlson to leave WordPress and Salesforce happy, but in the background, could it look kind of ominous and upsetting? As if this were a dangerous union between terrifying forces?
May 24, 2018

What happens when Wordforce and Salespress combine? I wrote...

What happens when Wordforce and Salespress combine? I wrote about a thing that is happening in our world, which is that headless CMS and headless CRM are finding each other—and learning and loving together—and finally, becoming one. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
May 23, 2018

I mean there are 27.9 million small businesses in the US,...

@shabbychef I mean there are 27.9 million small businesses in the US, I'd gladly take it.
May 23, 2018

Ulgh dude if you're tired of being called a union buster...

Ulgh dude if you're tired of being called a union buster who mistreats workers you don't threaten to make some cheap site that ranks the media, you buy WashPo.
May 23, 2018

I don't think it has to be “incidentally”—the association...

@patrickc @craigmod I don't think it has to be “incidentally”—the association builds value both ways! (Anyway the themes are well-executed and I hope it's succeeding. I like seeing all those writers and designers do good work. We've been using it as a model as we plan our own marketing.)
May 23, 2018

Seriously reupping this it's important....

Seriously reupping this it's important. twitter.com/...
May 23, 2018

Also add “named CEO of ~50 person and growing product firm...

Also add “named CEO of ~50 person and growing product firm in NYC” to the list of things I never expected. Up until four years ago my job description was “occasionally make people cry about software.” Then @richziade, blessings upon him, looked me up and down and went, HMMMMM.
May 23, 2018

For whatever reasons there are hundreds of outsourcing...

For whatever reasons there are hundreds of outsourcing firms that cold-email and they all use this same dark blue type treatment in their emails so you immediately know “erase this.”
May 23, 2018

I'm expected to get invited to buy tickets for so many...

I'm expected to get invited to buy tickets for so many leadership conferences. I wonder if the outsourcers who use dark blue Georgia as their default font will keep emailing. Probably.
May 23, 2018

We changed my title to CEO (@richziade is President)...

We changed my title to CEO (@richziade is President) because @PostlightStudio is growing and no one we meet has time to figure out what a “co-founder” is. My role won't change but I am perversely fascinated to see what kind of nonsense will fill my email inbox now.
May 23, 2018

Agreed. Increment is a solid content marketing product and...

@craigmod Agreed. Increment is a solid content marketing product and if there were more like it the idea wouldn't be so debased.
May 23, 2018

bustime is down :(

@NYCTBus bustime is down :(
May 23, 2018

So! @matlock wrote a very fine appreciation of his...

So! @matlock wrote a very fine appreciation of his very-recently departed dad—but you also need to get in there and read the comic poem his father wrote (after a lifetime of not writing), narrating his ENTIRE LIFE. It's just an amazing thing. @chris_38728/dads-poem-775581051bb5" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@chris_38728/dads-poem-775581051bb5
May 23, 2018

"The Cosmonaut's Glove" - @matlock...

"The Cosmonaut's Glove" - @matlock @matlock/the-cosmonauts-glove-250fa2c64ea#---0-198" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@matlock/the-cosmonauts-glove-250fa2c64ea#---0-198 twitter.com/...
May 23, 2018

EVERYBODY get in there. https://twitter.com/matlock/status/9...

EVERYBODY get in there. twitter.com/...
May 23, 2018

Friends, Christian is thinking the big thoughts....

Friends, Christian is thinking the big thoughts. twitter.com/...
May 22, 2018

It's just a great document.

@winterjessica It's just a great document.
May 22, 2018

Imagine having Andrea Martin and Martin Short on the same...

@harrisj Imagine having Andrea Martin and Martin Short on the same cast. You could write absolutely anything.
May 22, 2018

Hahahah oh god with the split faces. Burnt into my brain....

@harrisj Hahahah oh god with the split faces. Burnt into my brain. They were just hyperefficient at parody and mimicry there's never been anything like it.
May 22, 2018

That's a pretty good husband.

@inthefade That's a pretty good husband.
May 22, 2018

Yeah it's ridiculous and so dumb no one knows what the hell...

@FARTRON Yeah it's ridiculous and so dumb no one knows what the hell is going on.
May 22, 2018

As far as I can tell Andrea Martin is the only truly...

@harrisj As far as I can tell Andrea Martin is the only truly evolved human.
May 22, 2018

Oh Jesus that thing. Pretty much any Guy Caballero story is...

@harrisj Oh Jesus that thing. Pretty much any Guy Caballero story is so good.
May 22, 2018

Anyway I was probably 11 when I saw this in a rerun and...

Anyway I was probably 11 when I saw this in a rerun and I've never forgotten it, it's everything I love and the SCTV cast has brought me joy ever since no matter what nonsense they are cast in.
May 22, 2018

The lead singer gets revealed through the lyrics to be more...

The lead singer gets revealed through the lyrics to be more worried about his high taxes and access to drugs. Everyone is a hypocrite. It's tasteless and you also get the sense that as Canadians they love hating the queen a little.
May 22, 2018

It's got so many levels. Mel's Rock Pile was a show within...

It's got so many levels. Mel's Rock Pile was a show within the fake SCTV network. Martin Short is perfect as a singer and John Candy is perfect as the drummer. Mel can't tell how offensive everything is. The song is great. Andrea Martin and Joe Flaherty and Eugene Levy kill it.
May 22, 2018

This was going around during the Big Wedding but I want to...

This was going around during the Big Wedding but I want to share it because it was a MAGICAL part of my childhood. youtu.be/...
May 21, 2018

Xarissa...where are the Gengars

@xarissaa Xarissa...where are the Gengars
May 21, 2018

Meetings are great.

@slavin_fpo Meetings are great.
May 21, 2018

I just know this: When I'm in the Finder I'm treated like a...

@wugmump I just know this: When I'm in the Finder I'm treated like a simple man and that's fine, I can be a simple man, but as a simple man I want a simple way to click the shiny pictures and write my simple words.
May 21, 2018

I'm glad you raised this issue. I literally never go into...

@wugmump I'm glad you raised this issue. I literally never go into my Downloads folder except for this but I find I often have to click the date view in order to find recent files. Why doesn't Apple maintain folder state in a consistent way across Finder views?
May 21, 2018

You all turned opening a file in an app, something that was...

You all turned opening a file in an app, something that was TOTALLY WORKED OUT 34 years ago, into the equivalent of going through airport security and then finding out your flight was cancelled.
May 21, 2018

And then since I downloaded some randomly named Word Doc I...

And then since I downloaded some randomly named Word Doc I have to go find something named SQUIQQLYPOO_2934-2429-931139330.docx in my downloads folder and open that, and then I'm in my shitshow downloads folder looking through who knows what garbage.
May 21, 2018

A true mortal sin of software in 2018 (REDMOND HELLO) is...

A true mortal sin of software in 2018 (REDMOND HELLO) is when I doubleclick/download some file, you make me update the software, or ask me to opt in to some privacy-destroying program, and then DON'T OPEN THE FILE. You had exactly one job, it was important, and you WRECKED IT.
May 21, 2018

I should br clear I know over 13 million Peter Gabriel...

I should br clear I know over 13 million Peter Gabriel facts.
May 21, 2018

Lot of women all around the world have made that very...

@jrobertlennon Lot of women all around the world have made that very mistake.
May 21, 2018

Bad: “From nippled skin washed white as silk.” Good: The...

@jrobertlennon Bad: “From nippled skin washed white as silk.” Good: The bass all through “Us.”
May 21, 2018

Yes. What's missing are the live albums and the soundtracks...

@babarganesh Yes. What's missing are the live albums and the soundtracks although the expanded edition of So had the audio from the POV/Live in Athens tour video. Apparently more is coming.
May 21, 2018

It has to wear you out to be the gateway used to explore...

It has to wear you out to be the gateway used to explore the infinite mystic feminine using 48-track digital recording.
May 21, 2018

I haven't listened to Peter Gabriel on repeat since...

I haven't listened to Peter Gabriel on repeat since college. Now that he's on Spotify and I'm listening as an adult, I've noticed that it may have been very difficult—albeit rewarding—to date Peter Gabriel.
May 21, 2018

Heh. You've had your share of surprises. Also the podcast...

@JPaskin Heh. You've had your share of surprises. Also the podcast is great!
May 20, 2018

Aww my god that's ... Well it's beautiful but it's also a...

@sophaskins Aww my god that's ... Well it's beautiful but it's also a wicked cool name.
May 20, 2018

Oh yeah I've seen this up close and written recommendations...

@livlab Oh yeah I've seen this up close and written recommendations for various friends' applications to different accellerating programs and it's a huge stressball. Citizens really take it for granted.
May 20, 2018

Oh wow that's beautiful. I want to eventually be that guy....

@amyhoy Oh wow that's beautiful. I want to eventually be that guy. The casual helping guy. One day.
May 20, 2018

Whoa that's how it happened?! Also that's a huge move.

@seldo Whoa that's how it happened?! Also that's a huge move.
May 20, 2018

That was a fantastic strategy. I want to build a fanless...

@Dockjaw That was a fantastic strategy. I want to build a fanless system but know I'll just end up with copper tubing everywhere.
May 20, 2018

Hoooooollly shit when was this/did you run Linux.

@Dockjaw Hoooooollly shit when was this/did you run Linux.
May 20, 2018

It's because we like to show off. Any examples you can...

@joshin4colours It's because we like to show off. Any examples you can remember (no stress if not I know what you mean).
May 20, 2018

What did you do right after you learned you were having...

@KNF100 What did you do right after you learned you were having twins? We went to breakfast and just stared at each other.
May 20, 2018

For me: When we thought we'd lost the pregnancy but instead...

For me: When we thought we'd lost the pregnancy but instead the OB/GYN went, “You have twins!”
May 20, 2018

What were the biggest good surprises in your life? It's...

What were the biggest good surprises in your life? It's okay to brag a little.
May 20, 2018

I mean I feel that if there's one thing the straddle...

@theodoreross I mean I feel that if there's one thing the straddle generation has to offer the yoofs it's that even when they repeatedly tell you you're useless and it's hopeless then you're not actually out of the game.
May 20, 2018

Oh that's right I was tech support for the whole fucking...

@theodoreross Oh that's right I was tech support for the whole fucking magazine.
May 20, 2018

I kind of miss how safe and quiet it felt in there once I'd...

@theodoreross I kind of miss how safe and quiet it felt in there once I'd loaded it up with books and there was lots of snow.
May 20, 2018

There's a thing @mariabustillos says: Don't forget there...

There's a thing @mariabustillos says: Don't forget there are good surprises, too.
May 20, 2018

At age 35 I was working at a magazine, I had no plan, we...

At age 35 I was working at a magazine, I had no plan, we were broke, we were accepting we couldn't have kids, and I'd bought these huge shelves from Ikea and walled myself off from everyone in my office so they had to get through a little labyrinth to get to me.
May 20, 2018

My twins are reading, which is weird. On the Staten Island...

My twins are reading, which is weird. On the Staten Island Ferry yesterday my son named a seagull Blaze, then as the boat pulled in to the slip he yelled, “Blaze! You'll always be there for me!” Then they sang a song about Hitler but they pronounced it “Hilter.”
May 19, 2018

Oh this is great. I've seen a lot of Father Ted but almost...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries Oh this is great. I've seen a lot of Father Ted but almost everything else here is new!
May 19, 2018

Where did you come down on Happy-Go-Lucky? (I loved that. I...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries Where did you come down on Happy-Go-Lucky? (I loved that. I love movies where you just hang out with people living their lives and London was a character in the movie too.)
May 19, 2018

I don't know how many rural murders I can take Tom.

@tomcoates @mikeindustries I don't know how many rural murders I can take Tom.
May 19, 2018

Which admittedly had aliens but I learned a lot about...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries Which admittedly had aliens but I learned a lot about council estates!
May 19, 2018

I'm sort of taking that as table stakes. We LOVE that shit...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries I'm sort of taking that as table stakes. We LOVE that shit and it's massively self-reinforcing. Our biggest media company has a whole line in DISNEY PRINCESSES. I have no idea where to go for interesting UK social realism narratives 2018. Last I saw was Attack the Block.
May 19, 2018

Well I mean these are two wild-ass empires with...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries Well I mean these are two wild-ass empires with unbelievable influence both soft and hard. And both are going through a huge reactionary collapse-of-neoliberalism moment that is very painful to behold. Maybe all need to watch The Singing Detective and listen to Studs Terkel.
May 19, 2018

I mean no doubt! I'm just saying that the Britishness that...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries I mean no doubt! I'm just saying that the Britishness that gets to us is very likely to mention the crows in the tower or who is Captain of the Oppidans, or Balliol. There were kids in my college who had Windsor genealogy as a hobby. So today is like, a payoff for college.
May 19, 2018

It feels that over the last couple decades less and less...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries It feels that over the last couple decades less and less socially realistic UK stuff has come through. As a kid I remember: The Singing Detective, Threads, My Beautiful Laundrette, etc. Now we get Kingsman, Prince George memes, QE as saint, and Noel Gallagher interviews.
May 19, 2018

It's taught. Our liberal arts education is an extended riff...

@tomcoates @mikeindustries It's taught. Our liberal arts education is an extended riff on anglophilia starting with Chaucer, a vast swath of children's books are Etonian roleplay, for decades PBS broadcast BBC historical dramas, and our biggest fantasy stories are all medievalism + dragons.
May 19, 2018

When you're no longer on his mind....

When you're no longer on his mind. twitter.com/...
May 19, 2018

look at this absolute unit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

look at this absolute unit twitter.com/...
May 19, 2018

Ours has a reasonable listenership and is a solid source...

@MrAlanCooper Ours has a reasonable listenership and is
a solid source of inbound both for new business and recruiting. I'd attribute that to us always relying on professional help for editing, advisory, transcripts, scheduling, and social. And sticking to a weekly schedule.
May 19, 2018

It's a wedding Patrick I'm trying.

@patbits It's a wedding Patrick I'm trying.
May 19, 2018

Having seen all your tweets over the last few years vs....

Having seen all your tweets over the last few years vs. your tweets during the royal wedding, I can report that you are all full of it.
May 18, 2018

Sharks work in fintech.

Sharks work in fintech.
May 18, 2018

If the NYT had the same motto as the Washington Post it...

If the NYT had the same motto as the Washington Post it would be “In darkness, democracy dies”
May 18, 2018

I want to say the thermals

@king_o_rock I want to say the thermals
May 18, 2018

this really is a good parrot story...

this really is a good parrot story twitter.com/...
May 18, 2018

i'm gonna listen to this podcast about T H E W A G E G A P...

i'm gonna listen to this podcast about T H E W A G E G A P over the weekend because @jpaskin is editing it and she works on it bloomberg.com/...
May 18, 2018

A few months back @wiresmith came by and asked me if he...

A few months back @wiresmith came by and asked me if he should start programming in C++ and I was like, why are you TRYING to hurt yourself? Anyway—I was tiny part of his code-learning journey and the result is a very good read about Getting Technical 1843magazine.com/...
May 18, 2018

I am not a scientist but I am pretty sure the trees want to...

I am not a scientist but I am pretty sure the trees want to lay their eggs in your throat today.
May 17, 2018

I do the very very quiet, “Oh yeah, hold the doors, that's...

@DanielleSucher I do the very very quiet, “Oh yeah, hold the doors, that's good, that way the doors stay open instead of the train moving, definitely the right path for everyone.” “Cool just get right in there with your coffee to get that soy milk don't worry about the rest of us. That's good.”
May 17, 2018

the 30 foot dolly mural this is now your highest mission

@redkeg the 30 foot dolly mural this is now your highest mission
May 17, 2018

That thing is classic and NO ONE knows it ever happened.

@TheMFingChisa That thing is classic and NO ONE knows it ever happened.
May 17, 2018

I mean where do you even start.

@adampash I mean where do you even start.
May 17, 2018

It's a cofounder

@adampash It's a cofounder
May 17, 2018

people at work are refusing to agree that dolly parton is a...

people at work are refusing to agree that dolly parton is a living saint and i'm angry and yelling in an open office which is bad
May 17, 2018

Peter Gabriel albums show up on Spotify tomorrow. They also...

Peter Gabriel albums show up on Spotify tomorrow. They also finally have an album by Candyland, this 90s band I love that had one album and disappeared. The only band I really miss on there is a mid-90s Japanese band called Supercar. What else is missing?
May 17, 2018

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

@A_L CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!
May 17, 2018

Oh whoa Ross I just learned about 12 important new things...

@rossgoodwin @BW Oh whoa Ross I just learned about 12 important new things from this tweet.
May 17, 2018

i just learned about this AFTER I wrote the damn article of...

i just learned about this AFTER I wrote the damn article of course github.com/...
May 17, 2018

oh my god where was this last wednesday

@minimaxir oh my god where was this last wednesday
May 17, 2018

I know it's so great. I also love that the “author” hasn't...

@supalaze @jeremy_sorese I know it's so great. I also love that the “author” hasn't gone gray and is pretty thin.
May 17, 2018

Q: Do you know why the Trump Administration invited...

Q: Do you know why the Trump Administration invited agribusiness giant Land O'Lakes to its artificial intelligence/machine learning summit?

A: Butter emails

bloomberg.com/...
May 17, 2018

I know type safety inherently has nothing to do with ML...

I know type safety inherently has nothing to do with ML it's just the sort of thing that comes up a lot.
May 17, 2018

Also before anyone gets all “you forgot word2vec also your...

Also before anyone gets all “you forgot word2vec also your definition of tensors is inadequate and dismissive, and you utterly neglected type safety,” the goal is to give people a LEETLE TINY TASTE of machine learning.
May 17, 2018

RIP BIQUETTE YOU BEAUTIFUL HEAY METAL LOVING FRENCH GOAT...

RIP BIQUETTE YOU BEAUTIFUL HEAY METAL LOVING FRENCH GOAT 🐐⚰️😭 gone in 2011 metalinjection.net/... twitter.com/...
May 17, 2018

I'm still so overjoyed that @BW let me sail through this...

I'm still so overjoyed that @BW let me sail through this pun in the first graf. bloomberg.com/...
May 17, 2018

you should do anything that makes you think writers are...

@theodoreross you should do anything that makes you think writers are listening
May 17, 2018

so many people have used that line on me

@theodoreross so many people have used that line on me
May 17, 2018

Do what you love. In my case, that's complaining....

Do what you love. In my case, that's complaining. twitter.com/...
May 17, 2018

When someone holds up The Bell Curve....

When someone holds up The Bell Curve. twitter.com/...
May 16, 2018

Matt you know as well as I do that founding something has...

@mathowie @redkeg Matt you know as well as I do that founding something has very little to do with controlling something.
May 16, 2018

Patrick have you seen our game drawers it's ... something...

@patbits Patrick have you seen our game drawers it's ... something else.
May 16, 2018

He's also really into pinball.

He's also really into pinball.
May 16, 2018

If you work at Postlight, Matt's got your back. That's the...

If you work at Postlight, Matt's got your back. That's the truth, and it almost rhymes.
May 16, 2018

Note: I feel lucky I get to work with @redkeg, a person of...

Note: I feel lucky I get to work with @redkeg, a person of fierce integrity, great vulnerability, wild talent, and, um, radical candor who just committed like hell to @PostlightStudio, with all of our problems and challenges and difficulties, and works to make us all better.
May 16, 2018

Oh wait I think I jumped the gun erasing u til I get...

@mathowie @redkeg Oh wait I think I jumped the gun erasing u til I get approval
May 16, 2018

I never thought I'd say this but @Jessamyn makes it look...

I never thought I'd say this but @Jessamyn makes it look almost...fun to sue Equifax. @jessamyn/equifax-statement-for-small-claims-court-780d2608e752" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@jessamyn/equifax-statement-for-small-claims-court-780d2608e752
May 16, 2018

If Titanic (1997) is a parable of software development,...

If Titanic (1997) is a parable of software development, then the iceberg is:
May 16, 2018

When they tell you about the unit tests....

When they tell you about the unit tests. twitter.com/...
May 15, 2018

Wisconsin, my God. https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/99650...

Wisconsin, my God. twitter.com/...
May 15, 2018

Can anyone define it?

Can anyone define it?
May 15, 2018

It just feels like it should be a normal word.

It just feels like it should be a normal word.
May 15, 2018

It's pretty wild that plee is not a regular English word.

It's pretty wild that plee is not a regular English word.
May 15, 2018

(Was asking divorcing folks to DM me to be part of a...

@therealfitz (Was asking divorcing folks to DM me to be part of a product prototype review!)
May 15, 2018

OKAY my cup runneth over with gracious divorcees, I'm going...

OKAY my cup runneth over with gracious divorcees, I'm going to erase that tweet and respond to DMs. Thank you!!!
May 15, 2018

PRODUCT MANAGEMENT KATIE

@katiedrumm PRODUCT MANAGEMENT KATIE
May 15, 2018

patrick, the meme origin, i didn't knwo

@patbits patrick, the meme origin, i didn't knwo
May 15, 2018

a meeting is sandwich

@rustyk5 a meeting is sandwich
May 15, 2018

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh twitter.com/...
May 15, 2018

and @sanarao oh whoops sorry friends 2011 was a different...

@EmilyGorcenski and @sanarao oh whoops sorry friends 2011 was a different time
May 15, 2018

We have now made over 9000 podcasts....

We have now made over 9000 podcasts. twitter.com/...
May 15, 2018

Who could have predicted that new journalism would be the...

Who could have predicted that new journalism would be the last journalism.
May 15, 2018

Fact: Drew erased his Twitter account and created a new one...

Fact: Drew erased his Twitter account and created a new one just to yell at me for my shitty tweets. twitter.com/...
May 15, 2018

There's was a 60ish/70ish woman doing a bunch of stretching...

There's was a 60ish/70ish woman doing a bunch of stretching exercises on this R train and I felt so calm watching her. Nothing makes me feel relaxed and at home as much as being ignored in NYC by someone who could give a fuck.
May 15, 2018

It's super easy if you just need a server. The again so is...

@jeremyzilar @cshirky It's super easy if you just need a server. The again so is lightsail. Or a raspberry pi on an open port.
May 15, 2018

Right, it just feels like such overkill to deploy that on...

@watmough Right, it just feels like such overkill to deploy that on my home machine when crontab should do.
May 15, 2018

I just don't want to catch any more exceptions.

@nicksrockwell I just don't want to catch any more exceptions.
May 15, 2018

I'm not saying we should go back to the days of having...

I'm not saying we should go back to the days of having staging.example.com and example.com on the same physical machine with one IP address, and using that environment to do all development and production. But there are so many ways for things too fail.
May 15, 2018

My stupid picture-posting bot that runs on my home computer...

My stupid picture-posting bot that runs on my home computer has failed maybe 15 ways over many months. Upgrade homebrew, python virtual env breaks. File not found for whatever reason. Twitter not accessible. Internet not up. Computer restarting. Doing dumb things is hard.
May 13, 2018

There is no form of trolling more cruelly effective than...

There is no form of trolling more cruelly effective than being quiet and happy while going about your business.
May 12, 2018

I'm so angry about the ahistorical nature of this image...

I'm so angry about the ahistorical nature of this image that I can't sleep. twitter.com/...
May 12, 2018

Never directly touching but running across the floor of a...

@amyhoy Never directly touching but running across the floor of a one room apartment underneath a plastic bag.
May 12, 2018

Rats are worse.

@amyhoy Rats are worse.
May 12, 2018

One night I grabbed the only thing nearby to smash the...

@amyhoy One night I grabbed the only thing nearby to smash the giant flying roach that had landed on my face, and the thing I grabbed was the one working lamp in the apartment, which promptly shattered and left me in pitch black with a man sized bug.
May 12, 2018

Anyway thanks to Mr. James for inviting me, I hardly ever...

Anyway thanks to Mr. James for inviting me, I hardly ever get to talk to high school sophomores.
May 12, 2018

I've been writing a lot more lately and I've realized a big...

I've been writing a lot more lately and I've realized a big part of the writing process for me is generating detailed mental models of extremely smart and well-informed people who hate me. The writing itself is just me pathetically trying to convince them that I'm actually cool.
May 11, 2018

Wow that is shear insanity

@mathowie Wow that is shear insanity
May 11, 2018

Little ditty About FLAC and Diane But a lossless...

Little ditty
About FLAC and Diane
But a lossless encoder
Can't replace a young man
May 11, 2018

I know this city wants me to get to my destination and we...

I know this city wants me to get to my destination and we have a good relationship otherwise.
May 11, 2018

I am on my sixth hour of transit today. NYC had a rough...

I am on my sixth hour of transit today. NYC had a rough morning, afternoon, and night.
May 11, 2018

You know the dupont hotel really is very lovely

@livlab You know the dupont hotel really is very lovely
May 11, 2018

Is the plural of NetFlix NetFlixen or NetFlices? As in “A...

Is the plural of NetFlix NetFlixen or NetFlices? As in “A new well-funded podcast network seeks to count itself among the other NetFlixens of podcasting.”
May 11, 2018

no no i just saw this gif and it reminded me of HdG

@harrisj @jeremybowers no no i just saw this gif and it reminded me of HdG
May 11, 2018

when you leave havre de grace and the only thing to look...

when you leave havre de grace and the only thing to look forward to is wilmington twitter.com/...
May 11, 2018

(Checks Slack messages) oh wait I'm sales.

@hondanhon (Checks Slack messages) oh wait I'm sales.
May 11, 2018

Someone is playing the theme to “Dallas” on the Sonos.

Someone is playing the theme to “Dallas” on the Sonos.
May 11, 2018

What's happening over on the best timeline?

What's happening over on the best timeline?
May 11, 2018

I went to a movie last night and everyone in the audience...

I went to a movie last night and everyone in the audience had the face of Greta Gerwig and when I fled the Gerwigs to the bathroom I looked into the mirror and I too was Greta Gerwig.
May 10, 2018

wow i have no idea what the bot is thinking there

@espiers wow i have no idea what the bot is thinking there
May 10, 2018

i think. i haven't upgraded in a long time.

@modernserf i think. i haven't upgraded in a long time.
May 10, 2018

they're still there in handbrake!

@modernserf they're still there in handbrake!
May 10, 2018

what software was this i can't remember

what software was this i can't remember
May 10, 2018

Every now and then I hear @page88's voice in my head...

Every now and then I hear @page88's voice in my head saying, “You’re writing for Twitter and having fun! Good for you!” and I crumple up in a corner and sob. medium.com/...
May 10, 2018

jesus just reading this i was mystically transported to a...

@ntabebe jesus just reading this i was mystically transported to a virgin megastore
May 10, 2018

You're right, phase two was the anomaly.

@ntabebe You're right, phase two was the anomaly.
May 10, 2018

Right the progression was 1. 3d blobs, winamp skins, and...

@ntabebe Right the progression was
1. 3d blobs, winamp skins, and naked polygon ladies, spaceships, everquest, pirated mp3s

2. Digital calendar with a fake leather background, drop shadows, warcraft, $1 song

3. Flat blue circles w/icons, video everywhere, battle royale games, streaming
May 10, 2018

I;m thinkin bout thos Alphonso mangos

I;m thinkin bout thos Alphonso mangos
May 10, 2018

Scoping/pricing/contract negotiations.

@mulegirl Scoping/pricing/contract negotiations.
May 9, 2018

Spring-driven adjustable shower rod technology is the worst...

Spring-driven adjustable shower rod technology is the worst technology.
May 9, 2018

I mean...we are spoiled people of fantastic privilege and...

@skamille @DanielleSucher I mean...we are spoiled people of fantastic privilege and it's fun and its not life-changing given all the amazing shit we get to do but it sure as hell is some amazing mangoes to share with kids and friends.
May 9, 2018

Oh my god Danielle these mangoes

@DanielleSucher Oh my god Danielle these mangoes
May 9, 2018

god every single post here is incredibly embarrassing to...

god every single post here is incredibly embarrassing to look at, what were we thinking y2kaestheticinstitute.tumblr.com
May 9, 2018

They lived for a while in a very NICE style but it's...

@robynkanner @billyjoel They lived for a while
in a very NICE style
but it's always the same in the end
May 9, 2018

the very moithtetht

@rosie_ww the very moithtetht
May 9, 2018

well i mean editors are also learned helplessness embodied...

@livlab well i mean editors are also learned helplessness embodied when you partner with them to learn their ways they have to work through the last 20 years of publishing before the focus group can start
May 9, 2018

this is a pretty wild pile of sci-fi ebooks for $20 many of...

this is a pretty wild pile of sci-fi ebooks for $20 many of which are classics humblebundle.com/...
May 9, 2018

I realize my tweets have been trash today, I'm writing an...

I realize my tweets have been trash today, I'm writing an article and puns are the runoff from the cloaca that is writing brain.
May 9, 2018

They get real anxious when we start assigning designers and...

@livlab They get real anxious when we start assigning designers and UX people to the backend though!
May 9, 2018

Hi I'm your new publisher, please make us a rocket ship....

@livlab Hi I'm your new publisher, please make us a rocket ship. Here's a rusty wrench and some sheet metal. (That said a lot of the work we've done at $WORK is about fixing this—leadership increasingly knows that editors need good tools.)
May 9, 2018

And then, in 2028, Disney will bring us the story of the...

And then, in 2028, Disney will bring us the story of the woman who cleaned the Millennium Falcon, The Han's Maid's Tale.
May 9, 2018

FRIENDS tonight in NYC T H E Y are going to talk about...

FRIENDS tonight in NYC T H E Y are going to talk about HIDDEN LIFE THAT SURROUNDS US + how to make that life visible. Kevin is co-moderating, this is real actual scientific humanism not that Dark Web bullshit. And your phone works so you can still tweet while you're there! twitter.com/...
May 9, 2018

I'm exited for my friens onlie to see this cotnet.

I'm exited for my friens onlie to see this cotnet.
May 9, 2018

Dude you didn't get friendzoned she just put up a baewall.

Dude you didn't get friendzoned she just put up a baewall.
May 9, 2018

Tidal is not so much a music service as a slaywall.

Tidal is not so much a music service as a slaywall.
May 9, 2018

Too late all horse-related content is now behind a haywall.

@jrobertlennon Too late all horse-related content is now behind a haywall.
May 9, 2018

All content on the Internet was free until April 30th but...

All content on the Internet was free until April 30th but now there's a Maywall.
May 9, 2018

Maybe we live in the Mineiverse

Maybe we live in the Mineiverse
May 9, 2018

Our entire universe being a mining rig for some AI...

Our entire universe being a mining rig for some AI controlled reality-proving hyper-blockchain would explain a lot. Like in our lives we ARE all doing an enormous amount of sometimes ambiguous work just to eventually validate someone else's anonymous transactions.
May 9, 2018

This simulated universe is a terrible waste of energy...

This simulated universe is a terrible waste of energy resources for unclear goals. Maybe the singularity was achieved billions of years ago by steadily self-modifying blockchain mining rigs and we simply exist as the side effect of a particularly egregious proof of work effort.
May 9, 2018

A simulation would have some knowledge-driven goal, or at...

A simulation would have some knowledge-driven goal, or at least be fun. Otherwise you'd be wasting so much energy that could be used for preserving your intelligence during stellar decay.
May 9, 2018

(stops vomiting) Jacob.

@harrisj (stops vomiting) Jacob.
May 9, 2018

Okay, maybe we live in a simulation, I'll accept this image...

Okay, maybe we live in a simulation, I'll accept this image as proof. But what actually is it simulating? twitter.com/...
May 9, 2018

Okay, i thought that would be chill and cool, that is the...

Okay, i thought that would be chill and cool, that is the most disorienting experience imaginable as the Japan bus speeds up and slows down at different rates than the Brooklyn bus. Physically horrible, I want to throw up.
May 9, 2018

I'm watching this while on an express bus into work from...

I'm watching this while on an express bus into work from Brooklyn to Manhattan.
May 9, 2018

You should thank God before and after you read my tweets...

You should thank God before and after you read my tweets and that's called a praywall.
May 9, 2018

is it you that does the murders or is the van haunted with...

@seldo is it you that does the murders or is the van haunted with scottish highland evil spirits that gently encourage murders
May 8, 2018

J88

J88
May 8, 2018

Just cool people having fun

@papertyger Just cool people having fun
May 8, 2018

i used wood chips instead of milk and it came out tasting...

@kevboh i used wood chips instead of milk and it came out tasting like wood chips
May 8, 2018

Should be “secretly is,” sorry, they fired all the copy...

Should be “secretly is,” sorry, they fired all the copy editors.
May 8, 2018

NYT Opinion is the fireman who is secretly an arsonist.

NYT Opinion is the fireman who is secretly an arsonist.
May 8, 2018

What would we do today? Touch it with our phones?

@slavin_fpo What would we do today? Touch it with our phones?
May 7, 2018

TBH I might have been looking at my phone but I will never...

@xuhulk TBH I might have been looking at my phone but I will never stand in the way of @maureenflaherty's right to hold forth on LED lighting.
May 7, 2018

oh that thing is great I bought it when I was 12 and it...

@510home oh that thing is great I bought it when I was 12 and it melted my brain
May 7, 2018

Didn't you kind of do this at the talent show?

@stephcd Didn't you kind of do this at the talent show?
May 7, 2018

it's still a catastrophe and i can't see my sofa under the...

@laura_june it's still a catastrophe and i can't see my sofa under the clothes, but I also need to remember to thank god every day for it
May 7, 2018

there is one absolutely immense thing you get with twins...

@laura_june there is one absolutely immense thing you get with twins which is that they just talk to each other for hours all weekend. sometimes they sit and read the exact same book for an hour while we do little computer tasks or laundry.
May 7, 2018

It's literally "Check course notes," "Write back to Sally",...

It's literally "Check course notes," "Write back to Sally", and then that out of the blue, a little gift from me a few years ago to me now.
May 7, 2018

the best part is z is clearly going to grow into an...

@laura_june the best part is z is clearly going to grow into an explainer, the level of sheer detail you are going to experience for the rest of your life is so amazing
May 7, 2018

Just found this in my TODO: “I've read Jessica Mitford and...

Just found this in my TODO: “I've read Jessica Mitford and welcome a sensible passing, encircled by tens of thousands who love me, each of whom, in aquamarine robes and murmuring hymns, press nanosponges laced with sugary opiates to my lips, to guide me to the tortoise kingdom.”
May 7, 2018

Everyone should be subscribing to a terminal!

@karenkho Everyone should be subscribing to a terminal!
May 7, 2018

Don't just read The New York Times. Read The New...

Don't just read The New York Times.
Read The New Yorker.
Read New York.
Listen to WNYC.
Read the Wall Street Journal of New York.
Read the New York Daily News.
Read The New York Review of Books.
Read the, uh, New York Times Magazine.
May 6, 2018

After watching Grey Gardens for the first time I wanted to...

After watching Grey Gardens for the first time I wanted to rewatch the Gothic King Cobra documentary. youtube.com/...
May 6, 2018

i feel like i live in their house now and also I am...

i feel like i live in their house now and also I am EXTREMELY concerned about clutter
May 6, 2018

just a little music, some dancing, some good conversation,...

@phyllisstein just a little music, some dancing, some good conversation, nice times by the beach with family and ice cream
May 6, 2018

you know they do have very good teeth

you know they do have very good teeth
May 6, 2018

edie honey no no no don't feed the raccoons white bread in...

edie honey no no no don't feed the raccoons white bread in the attic
May 6, 2018

This is a lot to unpack.

This is a lot to unpack.
May 6, 2018

I'm watching Grey Gardens, I've never seen it. So far it's...

I'm watching Grey Gardens, I've never seen it. So far it's about lost cats.
May 6, 2018

I like how sad Janus face is in a rictus of agonizing...

I like how sad Janus face is in a rictus of agonizing emotional torment while happy Janus face is bemusedly looking down at at some little kid who's holding a doll made of bones right before the plague hits.
May 6, 2018

Every time I see this I know I'm going to feel complicit in...

Every time I see this I know I'm going to feel complicit in something terrible 140 minutes later. twitter.com/...
May 6, 2018

i agree that this is interesting even though you are...

@maureenflaherty i agree that this is interesting even though you are standing behind me saying SAY IT'S INTERESTING
May 6, 2018

No exactly I NEVER would have pitched that!

@michelet No exactly I NEVER would have pitched that!
May 6, 2018

Heh society told me how boring my job is I never speak of...

@michelet Heh society told me how boring my job is I never speak of it unless to answer a specific question.
May 6, 2018

Spouse: can I tell you something interesting Me: no Spouse:...

Spouse: can I tell you something interesting
Me: no
Spouse: (five uninterrupted minutes about LED light installation in the construction industry and the energy code)
May 6, 2018

You all have two spaces between your ears.

You all have two spaces between your ears.
May 5, 2018

Young Alarm is a good DJ name

@TheMFingChisa Young Alarm is a good DJ name
May 5, 2018

They told another kid about it and their parents asked us...

@sophaskins They told another kid about it and their parents asked us about the dumpling peepee man, and we showed them and they went, oh, Jesus, yeah, that makes sense.
May 5, 2018

I frankly am pretty disappointed in myself.

I frankly am pretty disappointed in myself.
May 5, 2018

Its my fault, we drove by the factory and I pointed out the...

Its my fault, we drove by the factory and I pointed out the resemblance to my wife, and six months later it's one of the things they like to bring up when we go out.
May 5, 2018

They call it the dumpling peepee man.

They call it the dumpling peepee man.
May 5, 2018

This is a real logo for a dumpling brand and my kids bring...

This is a real logo for a dumpling brand and my kids bring it up a lot. (The dumplings are delicious.) twitter.com/...
May 4, 2018

These questions are hilarious. https://twitter.com/roybahat/...

These questions are hilarious. twitter.com/...
May 4, 2018

sit down be honest

sit down
be honest
May 4, 2018

Here are some DMed questions I anticipate. Q: It says it...

Here are some DMed questions I anticipate.

Q: It says it is in NYC. Can I work remotely?
A: No?

Q: I hate birds, is that okay?
A: Birds are God's reptiles of the sky!

Q: Do I need to have some of the skills?
A: Yes?

Q: I am ready how do I apply?
A: You have to click "Apply"?
May 4, 2018

BIRD-LOVING WEB NERD NYC FRIENDS Do you - love nature,...

BIRD-LOVING WEB NERD NYC FRIENDS Do you
- love nature, especially BIRDS?
- work as a web product manager?
- good at marketing stuff?
- live in or near NYC?

Then you should work for our friends at @audubonsociety because they need you and are great.

careers-audubon.icims.com/...
May 4, 2018

mornin https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992402167645470720/...

May 4, 2018

Q: Paul don't you trot out this chestnut every summer on...

Q: Paul don't you trot out this chestnut every summer on Twitter? A: You're welcome.
May 4, 2018

“No choc-o-late or pop-sicles/No sprinkles on your...

“No choc-o-late or pop-sicles/No sprinkles on your cone/When you scream for ice cream/You will always scream alone!” (Repeat.) The kids hate it but it's probably the best thing I've ever written and I love to sing it so much.
May 4, 2018

I sing along to the truck with the “Out of ice cream song”...

I sing along to the truck with the “Out of ice cream song” I made up, which goes: “Don't come to the truck/you're out of luck/we just ran out of ice cream./Don't stand in the line and scream and whine/There's no ice cream for you.” twitter.com/...
May 4, 2018

All three of those things are great BTW it's just a lot to...

All three of those things are great BTW it's just a lot to wake up to.
May 4, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992380154885410817/photo/1

May 4, 2018

Oh I barely suffer I'm just a giant baby.

@lauraolin Oh I barely suffer I'm just a giant baby.
May 4, 2018

Friends, I don't know if I can do this any more, and by...

Friends, I don't know if I can do this any more, and by this I mean allergies.
May 4, 2018

Yesterday I learned that you can label your alarms in iOS...

Yesterday I learned that you can label your alarms in iOS and Android. twitter.com/...
May 3, 2018

i know it really is fun i wish it wasn't so problematic

@seldo i know it really is fun i wish it wasn't so problematic
May 3, 2018

this pun is for very few people

this pun is for very few people
May 3, 2018

JavaScript people could benefit from some Self reflection.

JavaScript people could benefit from some Self reflection.
May 3, 2018

Well things were just calming down a little which would be...

@seldo Well things were just calming down a little which would be nice too. The JavaScript world could really use an opportunity for self-reflection which—oh my god that's an AMAZING accidental JavaScript pun, I'm sorry, my brain just completely stopped.
May 3, 2018

And holding down the sheer shininess of having a proper...

@seldo And holding down the sheer shininess of having a proper fast targetable VM in the browser that can call out to canvas and webgl will be impossible and many expenses will be incurred. But I'm also excited!
May 3, 2018

You still use React with the virtual DOM in JavaScript when...

@seldo You still use React with the virtual DOM in JavaScript when you could be calculating all state inside a WASM C virtual DOM that lets you calculate state changes 2,000 times faster (you pre-define all state changes in WebLua) then handing that over to the real AKA "evil" real DOM?
May 3, 2018

For example how far away are we from a virtual DOM in Rust...

@seldo For example how far away are we from a virtual DOM in Rust or a transpiler from Java with a forked version of the Android SDK that targets the browser? It's going to be a wild journey of engineering with little coordination and much posturing.
May 3, 2018

First, Laurie, let me say I've been using your product more...

@seldo First, Laurie, let me say I've been using your product more and more and really enjoying it, the way the little spinner says loadalldepsintoidealtree makes me think about ideal trees. But what I've warned people about is that WebAssembly is a tornado of change in our world.
May 3, 2018

i warned you all https://twitter.com/seldo/status/9920982338...

i warned you all twitter.com/...
May 3, 2018

thith one launcheth the mitthiles

@TheMFingChisa thith one launcheth the mitthiles
May 3, 2018

Morning at my house https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/992016...

Morning at my house twitter.com/...
May 2, 2018

i once had to ask people to tone down a postlight design...

@waxpancake i once had to ask people to tone down a postlight design because it was too tass times and i couldn't handle it
May 2, 2018

I am merely a vessel for the angel that tweets through me.

@felixsalmon I am merely a vessel for the angel that tweets through me.
May 2, 2018

i would do anything for love but i won't douthat

i would do anything for love but i won't douthat
May 2, 2018

This is an awkward question but does anyone know which...

This is an awkward question but does anyone know which Commodore computer the pug dog is using in this video topic.com/...
May 2, 2018

A small and interesting corpus!...

A small and interesting corpus! twitter.com/...
May 2, 2018

every half minute I'd go “oh god I hate this style of...

every half minute I'd go “oh god I hate this style of nu-metal” and then they'd go WE HEARD YOU HOW ABOUT SOME NORWEGIAN DEATH SCREAMING
May 2, 2018

this is pretty ridiculous and also very entertaining and...

this is pretty ridiculous and also very entertaining and cheerful youtube.com/... (via mltshp.com/...
May 2, 2018

Sometimes in pitch meetings I just say "craft is our...

@skamille Sometimes in pitch meetings I just say "craft is our mission" and wait to see how they react.
May 2, 2018

What's an example of a Data Management Platform? Yes! On...

@jonarnold What's an example of a Data Management Platform?

Yes! On Adobe. They've been doing this forever. However I never hear that it's a great platform for products, just that it's a painful platform for websites.
May 2, 2018

holy shit infinity war was true https://www.sciencealert.co...

holy shit infinity war was true

sciencealert.com/...
May 2, 2018

Everything in my life is a lie now.

@moiragweigel Everything in my life is a lie now.
May 2, 2018

I want you all to know that I really am your friend and...

I want you all to know that I really am your friend and will do the best I can to help you. Unfortunately, according to this study, this means that 50% of you are non-reciprocating trash. twitter.com/...
May 2, 2018

Congratulations! And welcome to the childosphere.

@heatheremerrick Congratulations! And welcome to the childosphere.
May 2, 2018

I also say this to clients. https://twitter.com/michaelbieru...

I also say this to clients. twitter.com/...
May 1, 2018

Today on the podcast we talk about something very dear to...

Today on the podcast we talk about something very dear to my content nerd heart: The ongoing convergence of CMS and CRM. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
May 1, 2018

At your funeral no one will be talking about all the times...

At your funeral no one will be talking about all the times you were correct.
May 1, 2018

You're welcome. I also appreciate the schedule, it's so...

@taylorkatebrown You're welcome. I also appreciate the schedule, it's so nice to get something more occasional by someone truly interested rather than CLIMATE DISASTER MORNING NEWSLETTER UPDATE.
May 1, 2018

Agreeing with this—https://www.theplanetyousave.com is a...

Agreeing with this—theplanetyousave.com is a really good newsletter about climate change that helps you piece together the coverage. twitter.com/...
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