April 2018

Apr 30, 2018

Her troubles are mostly because none of her new clothes...

Her troubles are mostly because none of her new clothes have pockets. twitter.com/...
Apr 30, 2018

Got these cats photoshopped onto food via @metafilter and...

Got these cats photoshopped onto food via @metafilter and it's good stuff mymodernmet.com/...
Apr 30, 2018

The WHCD is comedy ebola, but useful for future historians...

The WHCD is comedy ebola, but useful for future historians as a national referendum on just how bad we sucked. Sure, we're at 85% but Bush under the table was worse. And this video youtube.com/... was HILARIOUS in 2000, but now it's a parade of misfits and sex criminals.
Apr 29, 2018

Thank you, that link is a gift. I am absolutely doing this.

@DanielleSucher Thank you, that link is a gift. I am absolutely doing this.
Apr 29, 2018

how is desert religion formed

how is desert religion formed
Apr 29, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/990753696878399488/photo/1

Apr 29, 2018

That said the morning after when you wake up on the...

That said the morning after when you wake up on the bathroom floor with a bull mastiff, six kittens, and a cockatiel in the bathtub next to you is a rough one.
Apr 29, 2018

Overall it's sensible if disappointing that you can't just...

Overall it's sensible if disappointing that you can't just have a few drinks on the weekend, then go down to the SPCA with your credit card and say, LOAD ME UP BOYS IT'S SNUGGLIN' TIME.
Apr 29, 2018

America is refusing us access to the good mangoes...

America is refusing us access to the good mangoes munchies.vice.com/...
Apr 29, 2018

Zoinks https://twitter.com/jtnimoy/status/990684911202844672

Apr 29, 2018

Yet Yoo-Hoo prevails.

@Dockjaw Yet Yoo-Hoo prevails.
Apr 29, 2018

This is my nightmare. https://twitter.com/maureenflaherty/st...

This is my nightmare. twitter.com/...
Apr 29, 2018

I saved a lot of time by just blocking collective nouns...

@_cynar I saved a lot of time by just blocking collective nouns like "women" and "men." Nothing makes sense any more but in some ways that's better.
Apr 29, 2018

Google product manager: Do you like the legendary anime...

Google product manager: Do you like the legendary anime movie AKIRA?

Google designer: Hell yes it's like running through a tunnel of lights and you can't tell what is happening half the time, it just smashes into your face.

Prod. Manager: YOU are in charge of the new Gmail. twitter.com/...
Apr 29, 2018

Maybe Pepsi will sponsor the show trials.

Maybe Pepsi will sponsor the show trials.
Apr 29, 2018

Prioritization has never been my strong suit.

Prioritization has never been my strong suit.
Apr 29, 2018

I worry that 30 years from now I'll be clinging to a raft...

I worry that 30 years from now I'll be clinging to a raft off Red Hook waving a stick to keep pirates from stealing my kelp ration and my family's last remaining solar batteries, and my brain will go, oh I finally get monads!
Apr 29, 2018

Then it's quicksand.

@jfeckstein Then it's quicksand.
Apr 28, 2018

they are inventing the internet but arpa won't buy them...

they are inventing the internet but arpa won't buy them coffee ietf.org/... twitter.com/...
Apr 28, 2018

I'm having fun imagining this meeting in 1971 when they...

I'm having fun imagining this meeting in 1971 when they were digging in and defining the Internet. rfc-editor.org/... — Their hotel is still there but now part of Bally's in Atlantic City. Everyone hungover in the Wicker Room. twitter.com/...
Apr 28, 2018

“Maybe that's amazingly funny in [insert one or another...

@Dockjaw “Maybe that's amazingly funny in [insert one or another enormous global market].”
Apr 28, 2018

Yeah I wiped that from my brain, as a one-off sure but...

@Dockjaw Yeah I wiped that from my brain, as a one-off sure but doubling down for the entire movie, why.
Apr 28, 2018

i was so happy for him when he got to retire

@TheMFingChisa i was so happy for him when he got to retire
Apr 28, 2018

Seriously take my infinity stones.

@TheMFingChisa Seriously take my infinity stones.
Apr 28, 2018

Also the Avengers had a huge ecological subtext with...

Also the Avengers had a huge ecological subtext with Thanos's plan that was squandered on interpersonal nonsense.
Apr 28, 2018

But for example Marie Kondo is great because you will only...

But for example Marie Kondo is great because you will only be able to take a hundred pounds of stuff on your family raft and it should be stuff you love.
Apr 28, 2018

Not that I'm getting off my bullshit.

Not that I'm getting off my bullshit.
Apr 28, 2018

At some level we should all only be tweeting about global...

At some level we should all only be tweeting about global warming.
Apr 28, 2018

taste the flavor of penn station...

taste the flavor of penn station twitter.com/...
Apr 28, 2018

The problem is...it's actually so easy. She just got caught...

@glvninpdx The problem is...it's actually so easy. She just got caught out.
Apr 28, 2018

that is one hell of an artifact...

that is one hell of an artifact twitter.com/...
Apr 28, 2018

Daryl wow

@dsng Daryl wow
Apr 28, 2018

There is a special place in hell for white parents in NYC...

There is a special place in hell for white parents in NYC who use their power to keep less privileged kids out of “their” public schools. (That place in hell looks like a library but every book is a Jeff Dunham ventriloquism DVD.) twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

Like mental health enough to overlook jagged numerals?

@rebeccablood Like mental health enough to overlook jagged numerals?
Apr 27, 2018

Round numbers are sacred.

@rebeccablood Round numbers are sacred.
Apr 27, 2018

Obscene that Robyn doesn't have 10k followers....

Obscene that Robyn doesn't have 10k followers. twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

how i feel when there are new thievery corporation and...

how i feel when there are new thievery corporation and jesus jones albums in the same week twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

Catform as a Service https://twitter.com/grubreport/status/9...

Catform as a Service twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

that's very riscy behavior

@sophaskins that's very riscy behavior
Apr 27, 2018

I just did! https://twitter.com/schmutzie/status/98989152609...

I just did! twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

The present looks great, and maybe one day we could get...

The present looks great, and maybe one day we could get there, but the fact is we already spent everything on the past. So, ultimately, what it comes down to, is I've decided we should stick to the past and wait for the future before we invest in the present.
Apr 27, 2018

I think you could break Twitter in three days if you made a...

I think you could break Twitter in three days if you made a bot that just replied to random tweets with “Excuses?”
Apr 27, 2018

You have to stop thinking of yourself as just a milliner...

You have to stop thinking of yourself as just a milliner and realize that what you really offer is Hatform as a Service.
Apr 27, 2018

I hate to acknowledge it but I have to imagine he'd be...

@EmilyGorcenski I hate to acknowledge it but I have to imagine he'd be outstanding at strategy games.
Apr 27, 2018

But the S C E N E is already D E E P L Y M O N E T I Z E D...

@phooky But the S C E N E is already D E E P L Y M O N E T I Z E D so couldn't you argue that capitalists are the real hackers?
Apr 27, 2018

Excellent question

@tim_nolan Excellent question
Apr 27, 2018

POLL: Before you sleep you do your...

POLL: Before you sleep you do your...
Apr 27, 2018

Only if Twitter is real, but I'm increasingly convincing...

@espiers Only if Twitter is real, but I'm increasingly convincing it's just a bad person's dream.
Apr 27, 2018

Listen. Let me pay this forward. Elan needs 156 followers...

Listen. Let me pay this forward. Elan needs 156 followers to get to the blessed relief of 15k. It's not about this person, or about you, but about the urgent need for more soothing round numbers on the Internet. twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

I did it. We did it. Now I can finally erase my account.

I did it. We did it. Now I can finally erase my account.
Apr 27, 2018

THANK GOD I CAN SLEEP AGAIN https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...

THANK GOD I CAN SLEEP AGAIN twitter.com/...
Apr 27, 2018

it's just can we GET IT DONE please or let me hide it

@schmutzie it's just can we GET IT DONE please or let me hide it
Apr 26, 2018

I am fully aware that my position is ridiculous.

I am fully aware that my position is ridiculous.
Apr 26, 2018

I'm fully aware that my position is ridiculous and that...

I'm fully aware that my position is ridiculous and that most of the world would cheerfully trade places with me.
Apr 26, 2018

AAHHQWEHPQW"WEHKEWFHEFWHIJKOPEWWF

@backlon AAHHQWEHPQW"WEHKEWFHEFWHIJKOPEWWF
Apr 26, 2018

Wow I just worked my jaw so hard that my teeth hurt.

@mat Wow I just worked my jaw so hard that my teeth hurt.
Apr 26, 2018

For whatever reason my follower account is holding almost...

For whatever reason my follower account is holding almost exactly steady between 39,970 and 39,980 people.
WIFE: [Explains incredibly complicated frustrating life/work thing.]
ME: No I know what that's like, for example I cannot for the life of me break 40,000 Twitter followers.
Apr 26, 2018

but are they dramatic https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9896...

but are they dramatic twitter.com/...
Apr 26, 2018

BRB BIRBS https://gizmodo.com/im-seriously-hoping-audubons-n...

Apr 26, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/989601699500380160/photo/1

Apr 26, 2018

there was a lot of it at the time

@TheMFingChisa there was a lot of it at the time
Apr 26, 2018

So weird you're a programmer.

@johnholdun So weird you're a programmer.
Apr 26, 2018

Leaning on a mailbox in midtown right now, just taking it...

@ryanvailbrown @joeljohnson Leaning on a mailbox in midtown right now, just taking it in.
Apr 26, 2018

Cool zombie movie idea https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/stat...

Cool zombie movie idea twitter.com/...
Apr 26, 2018

Gonna try to keep it under control.

@joeljohnson Gonna try to keep it under control.
Apr 26, 2018

At the Busytown truth and reconciliation tribunals it will...

@slavin_fpo At the Busytown truth and reconciliation tribunals it will become clear that he always knew.
Apr 26, 2018

Oh yeah that's the good stuff.

@phooky Oh yeah that's the good stuff.
Apr 26, 2018

Once you take away monopoly power it really does get hard.

@phooky Once you take away monopoly power it really does get hard.
Apr 26, 2018

Gothamist is back! Local news lives! Everyone update to MT7...

Gothamist is back! Local news lives! Everyone update to MT7 alpha! twitter.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

Anyway life, huh? People are way too serious about it. You...

Anyway life, huh? People are way too serious about it. You haven't lived until you've snapped a chair in half right before going on stage for a conference at Lincoln Center.
Apr 25, 2018

Just by typing this out loud I've doomed myself to raise a...

Just by typing this out loud I've doomed myself to raise a language poet who becomes a leading Flarf revivalist in 2034.
Apr 25, 2018

To be clear my daughter can do anything she wants in life...

To be clear my daughter can do anything she wants in life as long as she writes about it with efficient, sharp sentences that take aim at their targets and hit them.
Apr 25, 2018

Also getting my regular doctor to call me back is hard but...

Also getting my regular doctor to call me back is hard but if you even WHISPER the word bariatric the same hospital system rolls out a big red threadbare carpet to welcome you because it's obviously pure profit. It's threadbare because we're kind of hard on the carpet.
Apr 25, 2018

I need to be here to help her avoid alliteration, to help...

I need to be here to help her avoid alliteration, to help her shape her paragraphs, and to edit out the rumination on the pair of my giant pants she finds in the back of the closet when they move out a few years after the funeral.
Apr 25, 2018

I'm incredibly worried about the quality of the personal...

I'm incredibly worried about the quality of the personal essays my daughter will write if I die of fatness.
Apr 25, 2018

Mostly I hate the power that demon carbs have over my life...

Mostly I hate the power that demon carbs have over my life and also I worry about the novels my children will write if I am not here to edit them.
Apr 25, 2018

This is a good piece. IDK I've been thinking about T H E S...

This is a good piece. IDK I've been thinking about T H E S U R G E R Y and people who've done it say go for it. I guess I'm supposed to keep things secret but it's not like being fat is a particular secret. medium.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

It's still wild to me that I get to work with Gina....

It's still wild to me that I get to work with Gina. twitter.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

Oh hi! I'm back on Django and the REST framework CORS...

@adrianholovaty Oh hi! I'm back on Django and the REST framework CORS middleware fixed me up pretty good. But CORS makes me despair so much.
Apr 25, 2018

It's pronounced jifted program.

It's pronounced jifted program.
Apr 25, 2018

I mean I couldn't do better I'd just make a different and...

I mean I couldn't do better I'd just make a different and likely much worse form of poop glue.
Apr 25, 2018

CORS is one of those things that drives home just how much...

CORS is one of those things that drives home just how much web standards are powerful building blocks but glued together by a layer of poop.
Apr 25, 2018

I'm launching an API-themed bar. It'll only serve CORS.

I'm launching an API-themed bar. It'll only serve CORS.
Apr 25, 2018

Which port?

Which port?
Apr 25, 2018

Microsoft wtf we were past this....

Microsoft wtf we were past this. twitter.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

Yes but isn't it easier to get from a nice home in NC to...

@RickWebb @conrad Yes but isn't it easier to get from a nice home in NC to LGA by 730am than it is to get to LGA by 830am?
Apr 25, 2018

Every day the same nonsense. https://twitter.com/ftrain/stat...

Every day the same nonsense. twitter.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

So tired of all this bullshit. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

So tired of all this bullshit. twitter.com/...
Apr 25, 2018

Ocean Parkway I think a little after 7th Ave exit. I wasn't...

@theodoreross Ocean Parkway I think a little after 7th Ave exit. I wasn't thinking exits.
Apr 25, 2018

Art has once again ruined my ennui.

Art has once again ruined my ennui.
Apr 25, 2018

Some personal news I didn't sleep well and my bus is in...

Some personal news I didn't sleep well and my bus is in traffic on Ocean Parkway. And then I took this picture to show you how awful everything is but instead it revealed the hidden beauty of the interactions between human infrastructure and nature. twitter.com/...
Apr 24, 2018

I chipped in on this. I'm feeling my church upbringing a...

I chipped in on this. I'm feeling my church upbringing a lot lately and this is something I know my pastor would have approved of. twitter.com/...
Apr 24, 2018

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance....

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. twitter.com/...
Apr 24, 2018

It's weird, the way you're describing it, a person should...

@raganwald It's weird, the way you're describing it, a person should spend time understanding both, and the two are not at odds.
Apr 24, 2018

Sometimes they come back six months later and are like ummm...

@RickWebb Sometimes they come back six months later and are like ummm we sunk a lot of costs into this bad boy but it's a boondoggle maybe you could cut us a break and fix it. And you'd think you'd feel VICTORIOUS but you only feel sad, because now you have to shatter TWO fantasies.
Apr 24, 2018

Fun fact: I performed @ericpicard's wedding.

@RickWebb Fun fact: I performed @ericpicard's wedding.
Apr 23, 2018

The bad news is that it's been 4 years since AT THE HELM...

The bad news is that it's been 4 years since AT THE HELM last published—but the GOOD news is that all 20 issues of AT THE HELM, the newsletter of an 150-year-old NYC tugboat company, are online: mcallistertowing.com/... twitter.com/...
Apr 22, 2018

Got their own ice cream and everything.

@TheMFingChisa Got their own ice cream and everything.
Apr 22, 2018

I mean I'm impressed they can use the Internet.

@TheMFingChisa I mean I'm impressed they can use the Internet.
Apr 22, 2018

You're also tweeting about Beyoncé so maybe it's sleepytime...

@maureenflaherty You're also tweeting about Beyoncé so maybe it's sleepytime babe.
Apr 22, 2018

a sub-cohort of the US version of the cohort probably...

a sub-cohort of the US version of the cohort probably watched The Singing Detective on PBS in adolescence with their overenthused kulchurvulchur parents and wondered what in sweet baby jiminy creepers they were seeing with their own eyes
Apr 22, 2018

if you're of a certain age and cohort this song is very...

if you're of a certain age and cohort this song is very confusing open.spotify.com/...
Apr 22, 2018

I'll get killed eating a GREAT hoagie.

@vboykis I'll get killed eating a GREAT hoagie.
Apr 22, 2018

It's Wawa my god. It's sad Sheetz is even trying....

It's Wawa my god. It's sad Sheetz is even trying. twitter.com/...
Apr 22, 2018

I go out with my son and daughter and they scoot ahead and...

I go out with my son and daughter and they scoot ahead and stop at the corner, and strangers (male and female) just REGULARLY hover over and lean in to touch my daughter and talk to her during that 30-second gap. And then I swoop in and we cross the street. It makes me bananas.
Apr 22, 2018

Some things make you want to bury your face so far into...

Some things make you want to bury your face so far into your hands that there is no longer a face, nor hands. twitter.com/...
Apr 21, 2018

Basically everything else digital/creative from that era is...

Basically everything else digital/creative from that era is gone.
Apr 21, 2018

I just (well a kid just) broke a @TheMorningNews mug, circa...

I just (well a kid just) broke a @TheMorningNews mug, circa 2004?ish, and I was sad and went to look at the masthead. What a fine institution @rosecrans and @Womack founded and that has grown way beyond all the little NYC web word nerds of 1999+! themorningnews.org/...
Apr 21, 2018

why do people make this face when I ask them how to upload...

why do people make this face when I ask them how to upload an image using graphql twitter.com/...
Apr 21, 2018

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

@anildash @brianloveswords eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemacs
Apr 20, 2018

Not at all!

@kevboh Not at all!
Apr 20, 2018

Wait I just sold a responsive cockroach AI farm website...

@kevboh Wait I just sold a responsive cockroach AI farm website engagement
Apr 20, 2018

LOGO DONT'S https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98741325114218...

LOGO DONT'S twitter.com/...
Apr 20, 2018

My DMs are open for America.

@tressiemcphd My DMs are open for America.
Apr 20, 2018

When the Smart Water kicks in. https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

When the Smart Water kicks in. twitter.com/...
Apr 20, 2018

this list will end me, it's like looking into america's...

this list will end me, it's like looking into america's tortured soul. i'm so happy our company is involved.
Apr 20, 2018

Here they are, the 100 novels American think are the best....

Here they are, the 100 novels American think are the best. @PostlightStudio built this site for @PBS. I am sorry so many of you will burst into flames and die when you see the list. Then again I've never read Moby Dick so maybe Ready Player IS as good. pbs.org/...
Apr 20, 2018

The one I love is the Booz $132 million for a system for...

The one I love is the Booz $132 million for a system for reserving campsites in national parks. We should just send all American families a tent. twitter.com/...
Apr 20, 2018

I wouldn't worry because whatever you said is basically...

@knowtheory @caseyjohnston I wouldn't worry because whatever you said is basically meaningless compared to the termination.
Apr 20, 2018

My protocol is always use phrases like "non-urgent", "need...

@caseyjohnston My protocol is always use phrases like "non-urgent", "need your brain", "ping me, little contract question", "client called, all good, a few things we have to figure out." Partly to be kind but also because I don't want to spend five minutes waiting for a person to chill.
Apr 19, 2018

Good luck out there. 🛏️💃💃💦💦🇷🇺

@knowtheory Good luck out there. 🛏️💃💃💦💦🇷🇺
Apr 19, 2018

Patrick— hello my friend!

@patbits Patrick—

hello my friend!
Apr 19, 2018

Anybody build anything on Vespa yet?

Anybody build anything on Vespa yet?
Apr 19, 2018

are there any card games where you play with cards all face...

are there any card games where you play with cards all face up?
Apr 19, 2018

can you guys play in the hall for a little while while i...

@patbits @RachelFersh can you guys play in the hall for a little while while i nurse this, um, headache
Apr 19, 2018

ULGH GOD I MEANT THE WAVES I'M FIRED

ULGH GOD I MEANT THE WAVES I'M FIRED
Apr 19, 2018

irony attenuates exponentially west of the rockies

@TheMFingChisa @BW irony attenuates exponentially west of the rockies
Apr 19, 2018

Rude of @BW to include a screenshot of my desktop without...

Rude of @BW to include a screenshot of my desktop without permission. (In reality this is not a video but a dynamically generated background using code and really cool.) bloomberg.com/... twitter.com/...
Apr 19, 2018

Our engineering take-home test is an essay on To The...

Our engineering take-home test is an essay on To The Lighthouse in which you need to project the characterizations of Bernard, Susan, Rhoda, Neville, Jinny, and Louis onto six different open-source ECMAscript frameworks. Transpilation okay. HINT: Neville is Clojurescript/Om.
Apr 19, 2018

Hahahahaha that's not me that's metafilter

@jordne Hahahahaha that's not me that's metafilter
Apr 19, 2018

Now that said, there is only one magazine for me....

Now that said, there is only one magazine for me. twitter.com/...
Apr 19, 2018

This is a fascinating nerdy interview and I'm continually...

This is a fascinating nerdy interview and I'm continually jealous at how truly good Select/All's coverage of tech platforms is these days, it's like the staff just refuse to recognize that their boss @max_read is very bad. twitter.com/...
Apr 19, 2018

The emphasis was on goofy pictures and the community had...

@jamiekeiles @michaelhazani The emphasis was on goofy pictures and the community had been around the Internet for a while, and it was a fun place to spend 10 minutes a day goofing off. The community reboot is great. In 7 or 8 years I've never been part of a fight or faction. mltshp.com/...
Apr 19, 2018

There was a really fun social imageboard website called...

@jamiekeiles @michaelhazani There was a really fun social imageboard website called mlkshk that shut down and I downloaded my archive of 6000 images from it. Then made a bot to repost them in order. (It got rebooted at mltshp.com.)
Apr 18, 2018

Also containers/orchestration are subtle and huge, this is...

@margarita @darth Also containers/orchestration are subtle and huge, this is a very potted explanation.
Apr 18, 2018

That's nice to hear, thank you. I love explaining...

@margarita @darth That's nice to hear, thank you. I love explaining technology very much.
Apr 18, 2018

He either likes Shakira or chicken and really who can blame...

@amyhoy @thomasfuchs He either likes Shakira or chicken and really who can blame him either way.
Apr 18, 2018

It might be more like millions of servers for Stranger...

@margarita It might be more like millions of servers for Stranger Things given the article. So good orchestration could save many many millions a day.
Apr 18, 2018

Amy just Google Shakira canned chicken

@amyhoy @thomasfuchs Amy just Google Shakira canned chicken
Apr 18, 2018

I mean I'm waving my hands a lot but it's going to be...

@margarita I mean I'm waving my hands a lot but it's going to be something roughly like that.
Apr 18, 2018

Titus is a tool for when the new season of Stranger Things...

@margarita Titus is a tool for when the new season of Stranger Things comes out and you need an extra 30,000 servers that week. At huge scale you can let your robots orchestrate things like that and save millions of dollars by only using cloud services you need then turning them off ASAP.
Apr 18, 2018

Containers are bundles of software that programmers piece...

@margarita Containers are bundles of software that programmers piece together.

You can run these bundles on cloud servers.

Saturday night, NetFlix needs more video servers than Monday 4AM.

Software like Titus can order up the Saturday servers and get video server containers running.
Apr 18, 2018

Well HIS drama is great.

@tolar @harper Well HIS drama is great.
Apr 18, 2018

Harper's drama just bums me out.

Harper's drama just bums me out.
Apr 18, 2018

I like to just call it "The Y Hole."

@bn2b I like to just call it "The Y Hole."
Apr 18, 2018

Oh no it's very good input. Thank you.

@davidhsiegel Oh no it's very good input. Thank you.
Apr 18, 2018

I mean we are all living it right now.

@glichfield I mean we are all living it right now.
Apr 18, 2018

How come no one says prithee noncle anymore.

How come no one says prithee noncle anymore.
Apr 18, 2018

I hold this paragraph from Pitchfork in 2004 directly...

I hold this paragraph from Pitchfork in 2004 directly responsible for the Trump presidency. twitter.com/...
Apr 18, 2018

i know but my back

@maura i know but my back
Apr 17, 2018

With Ableton Live I have ALL the instruments I could ever...

@flangy With Ableton Live I have ALL the instruments I could ever need.
Apr 17, 2018

amy i don't know what to say except TURDS!! IN THE...

@amyhoy amy i don't know what to say except

TURDS!!
IN THE ASS-HOLE OF AMERICA!
Apr 17, 2018

midlife crisis

midlife crisis
Apr 17, 2018

can you imagine the absolute joy of seeing it come off the...

@wovenstrap can you imagine the absolute joy of seeing it come off the press
Apr 17, 2018

I should see an osteopath for my bursitis.

I should see an osteopath for my bursitis.
Apr 17, 2018

Or this https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/986417745532211200...

Apr 17, 2018

Or the Pinkertons.

Or the Pinkertons.
Apr 17, 2018

Or thought about the sit-down strikes at GM in the 30s.

Or thought about the sit-down strikes at GM in the 30s.
Apr 17, 2018

Or read or listened to a Studs Terkel interview.

Or read or listened to a Studs Terkel interview.
Apr 17, 2018

It's also been years since I've seen a John Sayles movie.

It's also been years since I've seen a John Sayles movie.
Apr 17, 2018

I am a RACING horse.

I am a RACING horse.
Apr 17, 2018

I haven't thought about Greatest Palace Music in 14 years...

I haven't thought about Greatest Palace Music in 14 years and it turns out I have half the songs memorized. bonnieprincebilly.bandcamp.com/...
Apr 17, 2018

Well then can I speak to a grepresentative?

Well then can I speak to a grepresentative?
Apr 17, 2018

Hi do you sell pipes? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9863...

Hi do you sell pipes? twitter.com/...
Apr 17, 2018

Yes, thank god, that's it!

@aweissman Yes, thank god, that's it!
Apr 17, 2018

DING DING DING THANK GOD https://twitter.com/beenwrekt/statu...

DING DING DING THANK GOD twitter.com/...
Apr 17, 2018

No I found that one. But there are many horses.

@dozykraut No I found that one. But there are many horses.
Apr 17, 2018

No I found that one. But there are many horses.

@yoni No I found that one. But there are many horses.
Apr 17, 2018

No I found that one. But there are many horses.

@aweissman No I found that one. But there are many horses.
Apr 17, 2018

I just went looking for a Will Oldham (or Bonnie Prince...

I just went looking for a Will Oldham (or Bonnie Prince Billy?) song that I used to like but the only thing I could remember about it was that it mentioned horses. It's been a half hour so far and no luck.
Apr 16, 2018

andrew what's going on man

@bn2b andrew what's going on man
Apr 16, 2018

Friends, I just don't know.

Friends, I just don't know.
Apr 16, 2018

It always bails on me. I love mutt still though.

@harrisj @kellan It always bails on me. I love mutt still though.
Apr 16, 2018

i've since moved on to parsing maildir into json and then...

@kellan i've since moved on to parsing maildir into json and then importing that into sqlite and extracting that into a single sqlite3 db of my email with full text so i can use datasette as an api
Apr 16, 2018

Silicon Valley took our privacy, but at least we can make...

Silicon Valley took our privacy, but at least we can make them wake up to hours of our terrible weather tweets.
Apr 16, 2018

I found a flaticon of the flatiron....

I found a flaticon of the flatiron. dribbble.com/...
Apr 16, 2018

Yes except that's just a huge hole.

@rustyk5 Yes except that's just a huge hole.
Apr 15, 2018

What if they actually build this.

What if they actually build this.
Apr 15, 2018

None of this would be happening if we...had...a Statue of...

None of this would be happening if we...had...a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast...the same size as the Statue of Liberty on the east...as proposed by Victor Frankl... youtu.be/...
Apr 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/985491320054648832/photo/1

Apr 14, 2018

- Simple auth (no auth better) - Swagger-like docs -...

@EricaJoy - Simple auth (no auth better)
- Swagger-like docs
- Clients in big languages with ALL methods especially cursors and errors
- Fully “saturated” objects returned by search
- Large max resultsets on request (1000+ objects?)
- Key fields (i.e. titles, authors) required/never null
Apr 14, 2018

and i went to one of our first dates there and it was so...

@sippey @djacobs @mathowie @jessamyn @crazyunclejoe @maureenflaherty and i went to one of our first dates there and it was so hot that we were sweaty and ill, and then a man took off his shirt he was so unbelievably all-over hairy and damp that we couldn't stop staring. It truly is a magical world of memories.
Apr 14, 2018

It's a great idea and it's caring for exactly the right...

@aminatou It's a great idea and it's caring for exactly the right humans. I was glad to learn about it, thank you.
Apr 14, 2018

oh hi i loved streetmix!

@saikofish oh hi i loved streetmix!
Apr 13, 2018

is this how you tell everyone you're into hen-tie

@goldman is this how you tell everyone you're into hen-tie
Apr 13, 2018

It just popped up when I was looking for something else....

@nzle It just popped up when I was looking for something else. HER FACE.
Apr 13, 2018

tfw peas https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98488654782783078...

Apr 13, 2018

Have a great weekend!

Have a great weekend!
Apr 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/984869033093795840/photo/1

Apr 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/984868973123702784/photo/1

Apr 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/984868889527046145/photo/1

Apr 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/984868790658850817/photo/1

Apr 13, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/984868742000766981/photo/1

Apr 13, 2018

It's Friday. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9848686487823...

It's Friday. twitter.com/...
Apr 13, 2018

Depends on the rent!

@mmcwatters Depends on the rent!
Apr 13, 2018

tfw uninitialized constant Twitter::REST::Client::BASE_URL...

tfw uninitialized constant Twitter::REST::Client::BASE_URL twitter.com/...
Apr 13, 2018

sqlite> select count(*) from ft where ft match ('fusion...

@bluechoochoo sqlite> select count(*) from ft where ft match ('fusion OR gmg OR gawker OR univision');
31
Apr 13, 2018

I'm real sorry to treat you all as data. I'm also looking...

I'm real sorry to treat you all as data. I'm also looking forward to looking through your portfolio, getting excited, and six weeks later getting a two-line email about how you your company was acquired by Verizon and you don't feel ready to leave.
Apr 13, 2018

Cool adding you to our HR system.

@goldman Cool adding you to our HR system.
Apr 13, 2018

sqlite> SELECT count(*) FROM followers WHERE id IN...

sqlite> SELECT count(*)
FROM followers WHERE id IN (SELECT id FROM ft WHERE ft MATCH
'(product
OR design
OR ux
OR developer
OR director)
AND
(NYC
OR New York
OR NY
OR Brooklyn
OR BK
OR Bronx
OR Queens
OR Staten Island
OR Long Island
OR Hoboken
OR Jersey City)');

1134
Apr 13, 2018

this is actual real co-founder work i don't just goof off...

this is actual real co-founder work i don't just goof off on warm days. i am querying my bios to find smart people in T H E N E T W O R K so we can ask them if they want to work at @postlightstudio. twitter.com/...
Apr 13, 2018

yep I just hand-extracted all the one-character symbols and...

@xor yep I just hand-extracted all the one-character symbols and garbage
Apr 13, 2018

I totally forgot about t. I just fetched them in JSON via...

@xor I totally forgot about t. I just fetched them in JSON via twython and dumped the JSON into SQLite then wrote a query to make that into a proper table.
Apr 13, 2018

well i mean first you need to import all of your followers...

@tobyjoe well i mean first you need to import all of your followers into a SQLite database
Apr 13, 2018

here's the code to spit it out https://twitter.com/ftrain/st...

here's the code to spit it out twitter.com/...
Apr 13, 2018

it's kind of a PITA to pull the json and get it trued up...

@jackiehluo it's kind of a PITA to pull the json and get it trued up for querying
Apr 13, 2018

If someone sent me exactly that as a resume I'd likely want...

If someone sent me exactly that as a resume I'd likely want to interview them.
Apr 13, 2018

I did a top 20 word frequency of Twitter follower bios...

I did a top 20 word frequency of Twitter follower bios and...it reads pretty well.

1. design
2. with
3. you
4. developer
5. designer
6. software
7. writer
8. not
9. tech
10. all
11. about
12. web
13. editor
14. own
15. digital
16. things
17. product
18. director
19. that
20. me
Apr 13, 2018

Actually let me tell you about the times this has happened...

@bn2b Actually let me tell you about the times this has happened to me.
Apr 12, 2018

Whoa hooray! This thread is beautiful.

@goldman @seldo Whoa hooray! This thread is beautiful.
Apr 12, 2018

to be fair they were 8 when it came out

@kzwa to be fair they were 8 when it came out
Apr 12, 2018

i keep looking at the ground in shame

@kzwa i keep looking at the ground in shame
Apr 12, 2018

This video is proof that Facebook needs to be regulated...

This video is proof that Facebook needs to be regulated immediately. facebook.com/...
Apr 12, 2018

oof this story https://twitter.com/lpolgreen/status/98442469...

oof this story twitter.com/...
Apr 12, 2018

It's a little overproduced and starts slow but yeah it's...

@lencastre It's a little overproduced and starts slow but yeah it's great.
Apr 12, 2018

I can't sleep because my bus had an hour-long detour at the...

I can't sleep because my bus had an hour-long detour at the tunnel so I started watching the Rajneeshpuram documentary.
Apr 11, 2018

Thank you for your generous support during our pledge drive.

@livlab @kleinmatic Thank you for your generous support during our pledge drive.
Apr 11, 2018

You know. Globespinners. Explorers clubbers. Smallworlders....

@livlab @kleinmatic You know. Globespinners. Explorers clubbers. Smallworlders. Map munchers. The fellowship of the travelling tastebuds. Atlas, chugged.
Apr 11, 2018

Tell your mom she's the best and that she has the best son...

@glvninpdx Tell your mom she's the best and that she has the best son even though she already knows it.
Apr 11, 2018

can a bot do THIS [wheels around and methodically vacuums...

@matt_deboard can a bot do THIS [wheels around and methodically vacuums entire floor]
Apr 11, 2018

thank you for being my friends, you egg-obsessed trump...

thank you for being my friends, you egg-obsessed trump voters who enjoy goya pulpo
Apr 11, 2018

pretty excited to know so many democrats who...

pretty excited to know so many democrats who explore...ethnics and like...eggs twitter.com/...
Apr 11, 2018

I just looked at my Twitter follower statistics and...

I just looked at my Twitter follower statistics and apparently you are all nerds.
Apr 11, 2018

cool a little rust/c compiler in your browser that compiles...

cool a little rust/c compiler in your browser that compiles to webassembly webassembly.studio
Apr 11, 2018

I'm sure someone has done this before, and yes there are...

I'm sure someone has done this before, and yes there are shrub pines, don't @ me.
Apr 11, 2018

So no, I don't want magnolia No, I don't want to give you...

So no, I don't want magnolia
No, I don't want to give you pine and
No, I don't want to pick your brambles,
No, I don't want none of your thyme and
No, I don't want no shrubs
Apr 11, 2018

Sorry to rope you in.

@kevboh Sorry to rope you in.
Apr 11, 2018

That song about getting your first real sick string? I'm a...

@kevboh That song about getting your first real sick string? I'm a frayed knot.
Apr 11, 2018

We all know what to do here. https://twitter.com/MaraGay/sta...

We all know what to do here. twitter.com/...
Apr 11, 2018

Ulgh that's the worst and scary. Glad you're (overall) okay.

@robynkanner Ulgh that's the worst and scary. Glad you're (overall) okay.
Apr 10, 2018

the Senate to Zuckerberg rn https://twitter.com/ftrain/statu...

the Senate to Zuckerberg rn twitter.com/...
Apr 10, 2018

I felt like the laziest teacher in America but it was a...

I felt like the laziest teacher in America but it was a genuinely historical moment. twitter.com/...
Apr 10, 2018

I truly have no idea! Someone must have posted it to Mlkshk...

@amyhoy @topfunky I truly have no idea! Someone must have posted it to Mlkshk and for whatever reason I saved it. It probably had a funny title, now lost to the metadata thresher.
Apr 8, 2018

This is a picture of me from today using a pocket...

This is a picture of me from today using a pocket microscope to look at a leaf. Below, Google has jumped in to make suggestions about what is in the picture. twitter.com/...
Apr 8, 2018

Yep, that sounds utterly terrible. I had horrible visions...

@JFalschung Yep, that sounds utterly terrible. I had horrible visions of how we get the kids up the hill if they fall or something.
Apr 8, 2018

I want to make a bot that replies to every tweet with...

I want to make a bot that replies to every tweet with another tweet that says, “You know, I thought about it, and you're absolutely right.” I think it's what people need.
Apr 8, 2018

Hahaha. Yes. That's a garage.

@xxbobbyzxx Hahaha. Yes. That's a garage.
Apr 8, 2018

Totally go—it's a mix of failed military strategy,...

@theodoreross Totally go—it's a mix of failed military strategy, successful military strategy, gun mounts, big hills to climb, and good views. We brought binoculars and a pocket microscope which helped. Most of all it's a big space utterly dominated by the Verrazano.
Apr 8, 2018

NYC city park: Please follow the 49 rules. The National is...

NYC city park: Please follow the 49 rules. The National is performing. This area is named after a banker and designed by the Dutch. Enjoy one duck.

Gateway National Recreation Area park: It's on you if you slip and fall when you enter the weird tetanus cave to do your murders. twitter.com/...
Apr 8, 2018

Ding ding ding! That's where I was.

@thepedroalcocer Ding ding ding! That's where I was.
Apr 8, 2018

Where am I? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/98304296559259...

Where am I? twitter.com/...
Apr 8, 2018

when the pre-roll is trying to tell you something...

when the pre-roll is trying to tell you something twitter.com/...
Apr 7, 2018

I wonder if I made a mistake when I spent $5,999 on this...

I wonder if I made a mistake when I spent $5,999 on this Tony Robbins-endorssd ROM 4-minute crosstrainer.
Apr 7, 2018

this is what it looks like when you become the undisputed...

this is what it looks like when you become the undisputed master of 6502 assembly twitter.com/...
Apr 7, 2018

We failed to provide a safe environment, and I am sorry.

@redkeg We failed to provide a safe environment, and I am sorry.
Apr 7, 2018

You were playing Super Mario Odyssey.

@flangy You were playing Super Mario Odyssey.
Apr 6, 2018

“Nobody wrote much about XML, which was a relief.” Damn....

“Nobody wrote much about XML, which was a relief.” Damn. kickstarter.com/...
Apr 5, 2018

🤔 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/981983660512632833/phot...

Apr 4, 2018

Oh wow! Come to an event! People are nice.

@basil_seal Oh wow! Come to an event! People are nice.
Apr 4, 2018

oh nice got it to five

@tomcoates oh nice got it to five
Apr 4, 2018

oh wow you're in my brain now it is a tragedy that...

@sophaskins oh wow you're in my brain now

it is a tragedy that wuarchive.wustl.edu was not backed up
Apr 4, 2018

This was after a lot of async/promises stuff that was a bad...

@harrisj @r4d1n This was after a lot of async/promises stuff that was a bad match and made me cry. Filter process is event based, building up a list of objects, and then once it emits an ending, you process objects inside one big function.
Apr 4, 2018

Was walking a maildir, ended up using...

@harrisj @r4d1n Was walking a maildir, ended up using npmjs.com/... which is event-based, code ended up short and sane. I upped memory, walked files checking to see which matched my criteria, put good files in an array, and then on 'end' event I did batch stuff to that array.
Apr 4, 2018

If you're globbing thousands or millions of files make sure...

@harrisj If you're globbing thousands or millions of files make sure to expand your memory limit. Also many of the NPM libs around converting data are just not as hardened as those in .py/.pl/.java-land so don't be afraid to go into the lib and catch exceptions.
Apr 4, 2018

I'd probably also write about The The in Talk Talk Talk....

I'd probably also write about The The in Talk Talk Talk. Thanks this has been The The The episode of Talk Talk Talk.
Apr 4, 2018

I really like the band Talk Talk and want to start a fan...

I really like the band Talk Talk and want to start a fan newsletter called Talk Talk Talk. Thank you this has been Talk Talk Talk talk.
Apr 4, 2018

These were our holiday card this year and are almost all...

These were our holiday card this year and are almost all gone but still avail if you email hello+book@postlight.com with your mailing address. twitter.com/...
Apr 4, 2018

You're saying you're...still fighting it?

@HalimahMarcus You're saying you're...still fighting it?
Apr 4, 2018

Friends, if you enjoy the free content I produce for you on...

Friends, if you enjoy the free content I produce for you on this website will you not vote for my branded corporate promotional podcast? twitter.com/...
Apr 4, 2018

Thought I just had: Thank god the seagull pepperoni story...

Thought I just had: Thank god the seagull pepperoni story is true, what a pleasant surprise to have something be pure. Second thought: I hope the pepperoni guy isn't white supremacist. Third thought: what if the hotel that forgave him isn't real and this is a false flag meme? Fou
Apr 4, 2018

Things change but the form of communication stays the same.

@DeanHach Things change but the form of communication stays the same.
Apr 4, 2018

Oh this thread is exactly the right place to say: Happy...

@djacobs @McAndrew @anildash @goldman Oh this thread is exactly the right place to say: Happy Birthday, David! You're getting older—and better!
Apr 2, 2018

Still hacking lives even though he's moved on, that's...

@patbits @dodaistewart Still hacking lives even though he's moved on, that's Patrick.
Apr 2, 2018

I think an eruv is coming down in the snow on Parkside.

I think an eruv is coming down in the snow on Parkside.
Apr 2, 2018

i accept the weather i cannot change

i accept the weather i cannot change
Apr 1, 2018

i'm sorry that big car companies won't pay your bad people...

i'm sorry that big car companies won't pay your bad people to feed ignorant people poisonous garbage, life is sure unfair
Apr 1, 2018

An advertiser-pressure boycott is like a superhero named...

An advertiser-pressure boycott is like a superhero named Invisible Hand who comes out of the shadows and says, “You fucked up brand safety and now...you must...die.”
Apr 1, 2018

did you know that boycotts are named after charles boycott...

did you know that boycotts are named after charles boycott and they are great
Apr 1, 2018

Good timing bot!

Good timing bot!
Apr 1, 2018

(The best are the Clojure docs which are dense like being...

@jackiehluo (The best are the Clojure docs which are dense like being hit in the head with a brick.)
Apr 1, 2018

Yeah it's more that they made a lot of new things look kind...

@jackiehluo Yeah it's more that they made a lot of new things look kind of like old things and then they told everyone about that in the docs and it's like wait what...is this? They take a vast amount of bleeding-edge JS-based dev culture for granted.
Apr 1, 2018

Meanwhile there's the HTML5 Web Platform which I do pretty...

@jackiehluo Meanwhile there's the HTML5 Web Platform which I do pretty much understand, and stuff like ClojureScript which compiles to JS, which I love. React is in the uncanny valley—but also it's an attractive abstraction and makes it easier to reason about state and objects.
Apr 1, 2018

It's a weblike layer over JavaScript that renders to the...

@jackiehluo It's a weblike layer over JavaScript that renders to the web, and its community created a ton of components, backing us into a sort of decentralized SDK. The docs tell that story.
Mar 31, 2018

React is a pretty thorough reinterpretation of the...

@jackiehluo React is a pretty thorough reinterpretation of the front-end web, especially with JSX, but also routing, etc. The examples are very dense, there's a compile stage assumed, and an HTML doc is the main() function instead of the goal.
Mar 31, 2018

That got a RISE out of me, like the Christ is RISEN again...

@bn2b That got a RISE out of me, like the Christ is RISEN again from the dead on the 3rd day and ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty, from there he shall come to judge the quick and the dead (ἐκεῖθεν ἐρχόμενον κρῖναι ζῶντας καὶ νεκρούς).
Mar 31, 2018

(I sometimes do try to think about for whom official React...

(I sometimes do try to think about for whom official React documentation is written. Django docs were written for MEEEE. React docs were written for people who experience the web very differently than me. I feel very HELLO FELLOW KIDS when I read them.)
Mar 31, 2018

This React 16.3 context tutorial by @wesbos was cheerful...

This React 16.3 context tutorial by @wesbos was cheerful and super-helpful to watch and makes up for gaps in the docs. I went from non-working Redux to kind-of-working context in an hour! wesbos.com/...
Mar 31, 2018

Twitter makes you click to find the egg, it's like Easter...

Twitter makes you click to find the egg, it's like Easter in your browser. twitter.com/...
Mar 31, 2018

If you search for "Tergiplex" on Google there are so many...

If you search for "Tergiplex" on Google there are so many sites that just mindlessly repeat things.
Mar 31, 2018

keep going...see how deep it goes

@icpetrie keep going...see how deep it goes
Mar 31, 2018

I am suspicious of this movie theater called “The...

I am suspicious of this movie theater called “The Tergiplex” in Park Slope. @40.660454" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Tergiplex/@40.660454
Mar 31, 2018

The Internet wrote it for me!

@mariabustillos The Internet wrote it for me!
Mar 31, 2018

Dystopian fiction never acknowledges how humiliating and...

@mariabustillos Dystopian fiction never acknowledges how humiliating and painfully hilarious THE GREAT SLIDE will seem.
Mar 31, 2018

The John Reacher one is art.

@AGoldmund The John Reacher one is art.
Mar 31, 2018

This concludes amazingly well. https://twitter.com/waldojaqu...

This concludes amazingly well. twitter.com/...
Mar 31, 2018

I mean, the fact that he gets his hook back immediately is...

@ginatrapani I mean, the fact that he gets his hook back immediately is extremely accurate.
Mar 31, 2018

But he said he was sorry.

@ginatrapani But he said he was sorry.
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