February 2018

Feb 28, 2018

Yeah this is important context the keyword is always...

Yeah this is important context the keyword is always "unification." twitter.com/...
Feb 28, 2018

how i manage https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9689027272113...

how i manage twitter.com/...
Feb 28, 2018

Thank you Jacob!

@thejqs Thank you Jacob!
Feb 28, 2018

I think it's an upholsterer with the first name Das!

@mmcwatters I think it's an upholsterer with the first name Das!
Feb 28, 2018

Hello fellow panda!

@jackrusher Hello fellow panda!
Feb 27, 2018

No it's sincere!

@moishel No it's sincere!
Feb 27, 2018

It takes a village to deploy to production.

It takes a village to deploy to production.
Feb 27, 2018

a joke that good you don't tell at once...

a joke that good you don't tell at once twitter.com/...
Feb 27, 2018

We (@richziade and I) were so glad to have prose dad/weed...

We (@richziade and I) were so glad to have prose dad/weed strategist/kanye engineer @aaronlammer back on the podcast to talk about ⓑⓛⓞⓒⓚⓒⓗⓐⓘⓝ ⓣⓔⓒⓗⓝⓞⓛⓞⓖⓘⓔⓢ
trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Feb 27, 2018

Our company @PostlightStudio worked hard and built this...

Our company @PostlightStudio worked hard and built this wonderful fact-rich website for @knightfdn. It's about how journalists interact with Black Twitter and other social media communities (and how journos could do better). knightfoundation.org/...
Feb 27, 2018

Wow If you were to describe the absolute ideal existence...

@bn2b Wow If you were to describe the absolute ideal existence for me it would basically be that.
Feb 27, 2018

This is a good challenge. I ate your stone fruit But...

This is a good challenge.

I ate your stone fruit
But you're looking so cute
Don't be sore, eh? twitter.com/...
Feb 27, 2018

I know more half-assed and likely untrue things about the...

I know more half-assed and likely untrue things about the inner workings of the NYT than I do about our local or federal government and it makes me hate myself.
Feb 27, 2018

This tweet, an oral history ... FORD: I remember the...

This tweet, an oral history

...

FORD: I remember the exact tree, at the east intersection of Slocum and Westminster. I was walking my kids to school.

Norman Garber, Tweet Producer: He's never even seen a tree.
Feb 27, 2018

Getting two twins out the door and walking the half mile to...

@bn2b Getting two twins out the door and walking the half mile to school. Then I have a forty min bus ride to work.
Feb 27, 2018

When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce...

When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
Feb 27, 2018

Good team! https://twitter.com/hypirlink/status/968472830940...

Good team! twitter.com/...
Feb 26, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/968341410159218689/photo/1

Feb 26, 2018

Actually for that there was no contract and we worked out...

@jcsalterego Actually for that there was no contract and we worked out payment post pub WHAT A BUSINESS.
Feb 26, 2018

oh the metafont book is actually good and readable I read...

@tealtan oh the metafont book is actually good and readable I read it many years ago and much has stayed with me. i mean every character is a bit of code executed which is kind of insane oh god i just started thinking about all the compoutation ingovled in typeing this twete
Feb 26, 2018

Always nice to be quoted after Donald Knuth. Reminds me...

Always nice to be quoted after Donald Knuth. Reminds me that one day before I die I plan to understand his books. twitter.com/...
Feb 25, 2018

What was the high point for you from the inside though?

@goldman @hunterwalk @MikeIsaac What was the high point for you from the inside though?
Feb 25, 2018

I mean there's also Buzz, Wave, and Orkut. And now Meet?...

@goldman @hunterwalk @MikeIsaac I mean there's also Buzz, Wave, and Orkut. And now Meet? But for me the YouTube/Plus integration was the high point of sheer unusability matched only by the Flickr/Yahoo forced account merge.
Feb 25, 2018

And Twitter yeah twitter doesn't care about you.

@thisisjendoll And Twitter yeah twitter doesn't care about you.
Feb 25, 2018

Over the holiday I got really into systems theory and spent...

@thisisjendoll Over the holiday I got really into systems theory and spent a week looking at the Santa Fe institute and learning about all the dramas and fights in their world. It was completely a bad use of time and super useful!
Feb 25, 2018

For real for real? Pick one of the top think tanks or NGOs...

@thisisjendoll For real for real? Pick one of the top think tanks or NGOs or academic centers and force yourself to read one of their research reports or apply one of their models. New exterior frameworks reset your brain in ways new facts don't. And remind you that you are a good learner.
Feb 25, 2018

did you see there's a big C64 documentary about to come out...

@mmcwatters did you see there's a big C64 documentary about to come out on NetFlix?
Feb 25, 2018

The parallax illustrations in here are novel and fun....

The parallax illustrations in here are novel and fun. twitter.com/...
Feb 25, 2018

I mean it's definitely right there. He obviously expected...

@kevboh I mean it's definitely right there. He obviously expected us to work through it.
Feb 25, 2018

Herb Lubalin died in 1981.

@Dockjaw Herb Lubalin died in 1981.
Feb 25, 2018

God this is beautiful.

God this is beautiful.
Feb 24, 2018

the doctor didn't even make fun of me it's probably 40% of...

@phyllisstein the doctor didn't even make fun of me it's probably 40% of their business
Feb 24, 2018

oh you mean like poured olive oil directly in your ear to...

@phyllisstein oh you mean like poured olive oil directly in your ear to shrink it based on something you read on the internet and then shaking your head really fast like an old barnyard dog
Feb 24, 2018

if the cotton falls off in your ear it only costs $75 at...

@phyllisstein if the cotton falls off in your ear it only costs $75 at urgent care to get it removed with alligator forceps as just happened to me yesterday, I say go for it
Feb 23, 2018

It's weird when you look through years of digital photos of...

It's weird when you look through years of digital photos of kids and sunsets and suddenly find that one photo you took of that weird skin thing.
Feb 23, 2018

Oh shit https://twitter.com/tim_nolan/status/967178242355597...

Feb 23, 2018

there is no twitter in heaven

@bn2b @waxpancake there is no twitter in heaven
Feb 23, 2018

i mean the chance of something crazy like that happening...

@waxpancake i mean the chance of something crazy like that happening is, what, 14.2857142857%?
Feb 23, 2018

jesus who isn't at the library of congress today

jesus who isn't at the library of congress today
Feb 23, 2018

yeah i'm erasing that one

@waxpancake yeah i'm erasing that one
Feb 23, 2018

This is, when you think about it, kind of a DAD joke.

This is, when you think about it, kind of a DAD joke.
Feb 23, 2018

I had this same damn thing and just looking at it makes my...

@mmcwatters I had this same damn thing and just looking at it makes my fingers hurt.
Feb 23, 2018

my mood today is SPARS codes to indicate how digital or...

my mood today is SPARS codes to indicate how digital or analog the CD mixing process was en.wikipedia.org/...
Feb 23, 2018

oh shit it was a whole thing the list of albums is pretty...

@TheMFingChisa oh shit it was a whole thing the list of albums is pretty fascinating en.wikipedia.org/...
Feb 23, 2018

Remember when music told you how digital it was? AAA ADD...

@TheMFingChisa Remember when music told you how digital it was? AAA ADD DDD. Is that still on CDs? I haven't touched a CD in years.
Feb 22, 2018

That would be a little obscure though.

@jbenton That would be a little obscure though.
Feb 22, 2018

SAY YEST TO THE VEST https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/9667...

SAY YEST TO THE VEST twitter.com/...
Feb 22, 2018

I agree with all of this but want it to be known I was just...

@jbenton I agree with all of this but want it to be known I was just making a pun based on the fact that Postscript is a stack-based programming language.
Feb 22, 2018

i get it but he was right about U2...

i get it but he was right about U2 twitter.com/...
Feb 22, 2018

I used to work as a bartender and one day our door guy...

@xor I used to work as a bartender and one day our door guy didn't show up so I called everyone and no one would show up. So finally my dad, who is kind of frail, offered to work the door. I thought it was fine until my sister found out and called me and screamed YOU LET PA CARD?
Feb 22, 2018

Great work only comes when you treat people with respect...

@adampash @ashleyfeinberg @PostlightStudio Great work only comes when you treat people with respect and trust them to do their job! Ashley knows that, because she's a journalist in the media industry.
Feb 22, 2018

is it a bad pun yes is it pointless and unfunny yes will...

is it a bad pun yes is it pointless and unfunny yes will only twelve people get it yes but have you seen the rest of twitter
Feb 22, 2018

is blurging jerbalisn https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/21/mag...

is blurging jerbalisn nytimes.com/...
Feb 22, 2018

the idea of millions of printers mining bitcoins using the...

the idea of millions of printers mining bitcoins using the postscript programming language well...it makes me blow my stack twitter.com/...
Feb 22, 2018

Working is one thing Adam does very well. But he also...

@ashleyfeinberg @adampash Working is one thing Adam does very well. But he also enjoys social media and a healthy life with family outside of working hours, which @PostlightStudio fully supports and tries its best to encourage.
Feb 22, 2018

Fonts on the blockchain, you could call it Bitkern.

Fonts on the blockchain, you could call it Bitkern.
Feb 22, 2018

Right but what if you did an ICO and caller it Bitkern

@HoeflerCo @bdeskin @jkglei Right but what if you did an ICO and caller it Bitkern
Feb 21, 2018

Ask for a tour that will show you the map stacks, an entire...

@baratunde @kzwa @librarycongress Ask for a tour that will show you the map stacks, an entire city block of pure information deep underground, unlike any space you will ever see.
Feb 21, 2018

That's because kids have no common cents.

@AGoldmund That's because kids have no common cents.
Feb 21, 2018

everything everywhere http://nonprofitaf.com/2018/02/answers...

everything everywhere nonprofitaf.com/...
Feb 21, 2018

Thanks! Yes, absolutely, but also things are always...

@Aetherpoint @surfacepodcast Thanks! Yes, absolutely, but also things are always straining at their constraints and so constraints change and fashion changes accordingly, and time passes, and then things become tacky, and we start to ignore them.
Feb 21, 2018

i'm always tempted to go back in and remove that line so...

@bn2b i'm always tempted to go back in and remove that line so that your tweet becomes complete nonsense
Feb 20, 2018

remember when you could open word documents by double...

remember when you could open word documents by double clicking them twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2018

precision auto is a song everyone in america can enjoy...

precision auto is a song everyone in america can enjoy twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2018

I've noticed that as well; they just basically made the...

@rsnous I've noticed that as well; they just basically made the command line a client in the same way that github.com/... is a client. I sort of like it in the abstract--although it would be fascinating if you could, say, easily pipe to Chrome.
Feb 20, 2018

d d's is trolling stop giving him oxygen he's been at this...

d d's is trolling stop giving him oxygen he's been at this shit longer than most of us have been alive
Feb 20, 2018

friendship takes many forms!

@caitlinburke friendship takes many forms!
Feb 20, 2018

This is nice—my post half-inspired the collection and here...

@NatBullard This is nice—my post half-inspired the collection and here we are with new data in the world!
Feb 20, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/966092865595215872/photo/1

Feb 20, 2018

well i mean that's just tidy, thank you. i love that nio...

@jackrusher well i mean that's just tidy, thank you.

i love that nio is still nio even though it's 16 years old.

what would be a good PEG situation?
Feb 20, 2018

that was a biting cat that caused a lot of suffering but...

@xxbobbyzxx @maureenflaherty that was a biting cat that caused a lot of suffering but the evil cat was huge and mean
Feb 20, 2018

but...it's a machine-readable formagrjpraspgwsrgrw

@jackrusher but...it's a machine-readable formagrjpraspgwsrgrw
Feb 20, 2018

No no about David brooks

@jimaley No no about David brooks
Feb 20, 2018

Nothing you haven't thought a thousand times before.

@StarleeKine Nothing you haven't thought a thousand times before.
Feb 20, 2018

Jim I'm over here losing my mind.

@jimaley Jim I'm over here losing my mind.
Feb 20, 2018

Once again I have broken my Lenten promise not to tweet...

Once again I have broken my Lenten promise not to tweet about OpEd and been forced to delete the tweets.
Feb 20, 2018

Where are you on the spiral today Juliette?

@juliettecezzar Where are you on the spiral today Juliette?
Feb 20, 2018

Vicki it's my home town paper and I love it!

@vboykis Vicki it's my home town paper and I love it!
Feb 20, 2018

Hmm why is everyone so angry today? (Clicks, hits...

Hmm why is everyone so angry today? (Clicks, hits unbundlewall.) [Long content sigh.] Oh that's right. [Lives entire life.]
Feb 20, 2018

$10 if they unbundle Real Estate.

$10 if they unbundle Real Estate.
Feb 20, 2018

Adam is great to work with and a committed team member whom...

@ashleyfeinberg @adampash Adam is great to work with and a committed team member whom I greatly respect. I wish I could sell less and spend more time working with him.
Feb 20, 2018

I stand by them, just not here.

@Durf I stand by them, just not here.
Feb 20, 2018

I'm sorry ashley I broke a promise to myself.

@ashleyfeinberg I'm sorry ashley I broke a promise to myself.
Feb 20, 2018

I'm sorry, I had to delete that. I gave up on getting angry...

I'm sorry, I had to delete that. I gave up on getting angry about OpEd for Lent.
Feb 20, 2018

You die and go to this waiting room. Are you in heaven or...

You die and go to this waiting room. Are you in heaven or hell? twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2018

Getting over a cold!

@danilic Getting over a cold!
Feb 20, 2018

You'd 100% read more books and would likely occasionally...

@shaneferro @max_read You'd 100% read more books and would likely occasionally just wryly smile to yourself about the human capacity for love and kindness, even in a deeply imperfect world.
Feb 20, 2018

I love calendar apps and enjoy discussing the iCalendar...

I love calendar apps and enjoy discussing the iCalendar standard's interesting corners so I am predisposed, but this is a good article and Melody makes an excellent point. twitter.com/...
Feb 20, 2018

You ever think how if you quit Twitter you'd get an entire...

@max_read @shaneferro You ever think how if you quit Twitter you'd get an entire day back out of your week.
Feb 19, 2018

Goodnight everybody https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/965813...

Goodnight everybody twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2018

There is a seventh pillar.

@hondanhon There is a seventh pillar.
Feb 19, 2018

god that's true https://twitter.com/tofu_product/status/9657...

god that's true twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2018

it's true, author pages are useful. do you like novels more...

@tofu_product it's true, author pages are useful. do you like novels more than short stories?
Feb 19, 2018

this is good advice. i just looked for them and found them...

@jenn this is good advice. i just looked for them and found them and then closed the tab in fear
Feb 19, 2018

For fun I started to write a PEG parser for MARC21 records...

For fun I started to write a PEG parser for MARC21 records today and after an hour I had made huge progress so I looked a little further into the standard and twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2018

Years ago someone from the UK once explained me “It's not...

@tomcoates Years ago someone from the UK once explained me “It's not actually a crime to be poor,” and that melted my brain because we don't just have no social network but criminalize poverty and I'd always just connected the two (despite our family needing various kinds of assistance).
Feb 19, 2018

I gained all the weight back.

@glvninpdx I gained all the weight back.
Feb 19, 2018

I appreciate how Google Photos will auto-create an album...

I appreciate how Google Photos will auto-create an album called “Saturday Night” from seven years ago and when I look inside it's just shitty selfies and pictures of my cat. twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2018

I used to be critical of power structures in America but...

I used to be critical of power structures in America but now I'm more of a twitter.com/...
Feb 19, 2018

i was going to check yesterday but the pipes that run...

@kzwa i was going to check yesterday but the pipes that run loc.gov were frozen
Feb 19, 2018

jk it was def MARC

jk it was def MARC
Feb 19, 2018

What classification system did they use in the archives on...

What classification system did they use in the archives on Scarif?
Feb 19, 2018

A kid in Ditmas called me fat once and his mom went on a...

@krutika A kid in Ditmas called me fat once and his mom went on a minute long explanation to him of all bodies being beautiful then said to him okay let's get ice cream.
Feb 19, 2018

You know our culture has tremendous challenges but we've...

You know our culture has tremendous challenges but we've made enormous progress at tearing down the boundaries between chicken and bread.
Feb 19, 2018

This is like a Pulitzer for racism.

@ashleyfeinberg This is like a Pulitzer for racism.
Feb 18, 2018

I moved everything into Google photos and it's coming up...

I moved everything into Google photos and it's coming up with the craziest automatic GIF animations. twitter.com/...
Feb 18, 2018

Sketching fanciful graphs is how I experience the world.

Sketching fanciful graphs is how I experience the world.
Feb 18, 2018

I just went to open OmniGraphSketcher and it doesn't run...

I just went to open OmniGraphSketcher and it doesn't run any more after four years unsupported, and I'm frozen in sadness.
Feb 18, 2018

“riduculous” was probably their master account password for...

“riduculous” was probably their master account password for when the hackers downloaded everyone's adobe info
Feb 18, 2018

This is the most ridookulusly appropriate Adobe subject...

This is the most ridookulusly appropriate Adobe subject line imaginable. twitter.com/...
Feb 18, 2018

sorry otto i don't make the rules

@OttoBerkes sorry otto i don't make the rules
Feb 17, 2018

heh no i updated the post after you mentioned it

@Liamjsm @AGoldmund heh no i updated the post after you mentioned it
Feb 16, 2018

laughing at loud at the hellish pandora's box you just...

@kraykray laughing at loud at the hellish pandora's box you just opened (“yeah bra it's totally unfair” [logs onto coinbase, sells 30 geoffcoins])
Feb 16, 2018

i mean the better attack vector is, like, to get google to...

@tealtan i mean the better attack vector is, like, to get google to remove the plugin from the chrome web store
Feb 16, 2018

i mean unless they did it stealthily BEFORE anything got...

@tealtan i mean unless they did it stealthily BEFORE anything got traction but that would break all sorts of stuff on the open web and a zillion business cards
Feb 16, 2018

yes, but that would be one hell of a thing for linkedin to...

@tealtan yes, but that would be one hell of a thing for linkedin to do and would lead to a massive uproar in which they'd have to defend that decision
Feb 16, 2018

interestingly linkedin could have all kinds of mechanisms...

@AGoldmund interestingly linkedin could have all kinds of mechanisms for tracking and surfacing this sort of stuff—they know who worked for whom so they could authenticate reports and surface them anonymously to corporate HR
Feb 16, 2018

that's a huge challenge, probably impossible to route...

@AGoldmund that's a huge challenge, probably impossible to route around, but with a blockchain you could conceivably create a built-in economic incentive for content review and moderation, but then it's hard to maintain anonymity
Feb 16, 2018

it's like right on the edge of possible so i'm sitting here...

@Choire it's like right on the edge of possible so i'm sitting here thinking about where i can buy land for our sustenance farm
Feb 16, 2018

they're just words choire they don't MEAN anything

@Choire they're just words choire they don't MEAN anything
Feb 16, 2018

To be clear I don't think it's a good idea or a practical...

To be clear I don't think it's a good idea or a practical one.
Feb 16, 2018

DING DING DING winner. It is the atrium in the Madison...

DING DING DING winner. It is the atrium in the Madison Building which is the most amazingly brutalist environment I've ever seen. twitter.com/...
Feb 16, 2018

A hint: it's in DC.

A hint: it's in DC.
Feb 16, 2018

Let's try a cleaner shot. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/...

Let's try a cleaner shot. twitter.com/...
Feb 16, 2018

Where is this? https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/96466963926...

Where is this? twitter.com/...
Feb 16, 2018

stop by...the government?

@mattcutts stop by...the government?
Feb 15, 2018

ulgh i got a few drinks in me and bent someone's ear about...

ulgh i got a few drinks in me and bent someone's ear about sqlite3
Feb 15, 2018

It's...rough.

@livlab It's...rough.
Feb 15, 2018

Reboot National Treasure. https://twitter.com/tagsavage/stat...

Reboot National Treasure. twitter.com/...
Feb 15, 2018

Sure whatever. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/96430271207...

Sure whatever. twitter.com/...
Feb 15, 2018

I don't know how to answer that.

@harrisj I don't know how to answer that.
Feb 15, 2018

I crashed a party at the Library of Congress and feel very...

I crashed a party at the Library of Congress and feel very on brand. twitter.com/...
Feb 15, 2018

I love being the client for once. “Make the Logo Bigger”...

I love being the client for once. “Make the Logo Bigger” trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Feb 14, 2018

i know you all like podcasts where i talk about myself...

i know you all like podcasts where i talk about myself scratchingthesurface.fm/...
Feb 14, 2018

I never thought I'd say these words, but thank you everyone...

I never thought I'd say these words, but thank you everyone for a great blockchain event tonight.
Feb 14, 2018

It was great to see you!

@karenkho It was great to see you!
Feb 13, 2018

You ever get a few drinks in you late at night and just...

You ever get a few drinks in you late at night and just really wish you could wake someone up to talk about Leo Buscaglia?
Feb 13, 2018

I somehow accidentally took 200 pictures of my hand and...

I somehow accidentally took 200 pictures of my hand and Google thinks they're all Citibank.
Feb 13, 2018

JΛMIΞ I L O V Ξ HΞΛLTHY BRΞΛST MILK HΞLPS MOMS NΛTURΛLLY...

@jamiekeiles @EthanZ @LangeAlexandra JΛMIΞ I L O V Ξ HΞΛLTHY BRΞΛST MILK HΞLPS MOMS NΛTURΛLLY BOND WITH THΞIR CHILD THROUGH HΞΛLTHY BRΞΛST MILK IS SOMΞTHING I ΞNDORSΞ ΛND LOVΞ
Feb 12, 2018

I've been thinking about this all day....

I've been thinking about this all day. twitter.com/...
Feb 12, 2018

You did this to yourself, Erin, and I don't think it's fair...

@everyplace @PostlightStudio @liztan You did this to yourself, Erin, and I don't think it's fair to ask Liz to help you.
Feb 12, 2018

here are my notes so far for moderating our blockchain...

here are my notes so far for moderating our blockchain event tomorrow at 6:30PM at @PostlightStudio twitter.com/...
Feb 12, 2018

whoa the michelle obama portrait is really really something

whoa the michelle obama portrait is really really something
Feb 12, 2018

I'm going to “moderate” this event....

I'm going to “moderate” this event. twitter.com/...
Feb 11, 2018

After a lot of drama we managed to pull it together tonight...

After a lot of drama we managed to pull it together tonight and got the little boy to do his writing assignment by, after every three words he wrote down, playing a Spotify clapping/cheering sound effect. open.spotify.com/...
Feb 11, 2018

Yeah that happened to me you might want to check your...

@ryanvailbrown Yeah that happened to me you might want to check your account/family plan settings even if you didn't sign up.
Feb 10, 2018

messin w/react

@vboykis messin w/react
Feb 10, 2018

XML is 20. Next year it can drink, and it deserves to....

XML is 20. Next year it can drink, and it deserves to. sgmljs.net/...
Feb 10, 2018

i'm antipat https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/96214189...

i'm antipat twitter.com/...
Feb 10, 2018

I've been listening to it. It's fine, never quite coheres...

@shabbychef I've been listening to it. It's fine, never quite coheres for me. As I get older I get a lot more sympathetic to 52-year-old Jack just noodling around in his studio with his stuff and it's nice he's still doing his thing.
Feb 9, 2018

The turtlenecks mean something

@dancohen The turtlenecks mean something
Feb 9, 2018

What in the world is going on

@dancohen What in the world is going on
Feb 9, 2018

This one I mean https://vimeo.com/240177385

This one I mean vimeo.com/...
Feb 9, 2018

Oh wait that's the one I meant to paste!!

@dancohen Oh wait that's the one I meant to paste!!
Feb 9, 2018

God I love brands people love.

@waxpancake God I love brands people love.
Feb 9, 2018

The Pixel doesn't make you feel you owe it anything. Having...

@tressiemcphd The Pixel doesn't make you feel you owe it anything. Having an iPhone is like dating a lawyer.
Feb 9, 2018

It takes a week to get everything trued up but I LOVE this...

@tressiemcphd It takes a week to get everything trued up but I LOVE this dumb google phone and can't explain why.
Feb 9, 2018

Oh my god I just learned what T-Site is.

@ianadelman @craigmod Oh my god I just learned what T-Site is.
Feb 9, 2018

Fwiw–you both would enjoy each other.

@ianadelman @craigmod Fwiw–you both would enjoy each other.
Feb 9, 2018

When a corgi ride a pony comin through the rye

When a corgi ride a pony
comin through the rye
Feb 9, 2018

Wonderful thread https://twitter.com/npseaver/status/9620150...

Wonderful thread twitter.com/...
Feb 9, 2018

Well I mean he's essentially a one-man Hendrix cover band....

@anildash Well I mean he's essentially a one-man Hendrix cover band. But still that's a hell of a thing to be unto itself. Then again his yacht has a submarine.
Feb 9, 2018

Anil...WHAT IS HAPPENING.

@anildash Anil...WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Feb 9, 2018

It's sad that as a culture we no longer have the time and...

It's sad that as a culture we no longer have the time and emotional energy to discuss Paul Allen playing guitar like Jimi Hendrix.
Feb 9, 2018

You could control them without looking at them!

@timotheus You could control them without looking at them!
Feb 9, 2018

“Afghanistan means many things but to me it means, first of...

“Afghanistan means many things but to me it means, first of all, daquiris.”
Feb 9, 2018

“I hung up. If I were going to attend a Klan rally I'd do...

“I hung up. If I were going to attend a Klan rally I'd do it in style! So I ripped the sumptuous thread-count sheets off my Four Seasons bed (put it on my bill!) and told my on-call seamstress to fly down from JFK with her best thread. Now–which socks said 'hate'?”
Feb 9, 2018

Jack...that place is not for you.

@jackrusher Jack...that place is not for you.
Feb 9, 2018

I think as a culture, and despite the obvious temptations,...

I think as a culture, and despite the obvious temptations, we don't need to hear much more about what journalists used to expense.
Feb 8, 2018

oh god i wanted that thing SO FREAKING BAD I forgot all...

@john_overholt oh god i wanted that thing SO FREAKING BAD I forgot all about it

@maureenflaherty wanted an e-z-bake oven. for christmas one year I got her a sears catalog from when she was five so she could see ALL THE THINGS she once coveted
Feb 8, 2018

grateful to live in the same world as the author of this...

grateful to live in the same world as the author of this amazing jimmy buffett profile nytimes.com/... (see also medium.com/... “She is, you little shit, she is.”)
Feb 8, 2018

this is why i'm here

@patbits this is why i'm here
Feb 8, 2018

1. slaves pick cocoa 2. sugar's addictive 3. children pick...

1. slaves pick cocoa
2. sugar's addictive
3. children pick cherries
4. plastic straw won't be recycled
5. dairy industry exploits workers + animals
6. no photo attribution
7. milkshake maker uncredited
8. no thought to color blind viewers
9. photo manipulated
10. obesity epidemic twitter.com/...
Feb 8, 2018

Fun fact: Iain M. Banks created space Unicode for the...

Fun fact: Iain M. Banks created space Unicode for the Culture trevor-hopkins.com/...
Feb 8, 2018

I had a dream where I wake up 50? 100? 1,000? years in the...

I had a dream where I wake up 50? 100? 1,000? years in the future and when I ask what's changed they just say Chipotle has breakfast now.
Feb 7, 2018

But then instead of getting all gloomy he'd go to Planet...

But then instead of getting all gloomy he'd go to Planet Ibixa for two weeks and snort a bunch of glitterstim and start calling himself DJ Fōrsgōst.
Feb 7, 2018

I mean they did get the part of the classic rich kid story...

I mean they did get the part of the classic rich kid story right in that Kylo's connected parents sent him to boarding school where the headmaster is irrational and violent, and he gets super into witchcraft.
Feb 7, 2018

Don't you think Kylo Ren as the son of a well-known family...

Don't you think Kylo Ren as the son of a well-known family with a flaky dad and a big-deal mom is much less likely to be Mr. King Evil and far more likely to be a Jean Ralphio-esque, like, DJ on Coruscant?
Feb 7, 2018

The 1990s were some crazy shit....

The 1990s were some crazy shit. twitter.com/...
Feb 7, 2018

I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MALLS...

I JUST LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MALLS twitter.com/...
Feb 7, 2018

Yeah this is extremely my shyt

@phooky Yeah this is extremely my shyt
Feb 7, 2018

I think a lot about this piece too. I'd do it differently...

I think a lot about this piece too. I'd do it differently now etc. etc. I remember being wildly obsessive about each screenshot supporting a theme. Also grateful to @medium who paid me to just do stuff back then. twitter.com/...
Feb 6, 2018

Hmm. For you I'd go with ”Director of Engineering, Mobile...

@tolar Hmm. For you I'd go with ”Director of Engineering, Mobile and Web Platform.” People HAVE to pay attention because those are words all indicate GREAT things but you still sound like someone who does actual work but also a leader. @richziade?
Feb 6, 2018

you could combine blockchain and health insurance and oh...

you could combine blockchain and health insurance and oh god i can't google it i'll lose my mind
Feb 6, 2018

never say i didn't warn you https://twitter.com/rponudic/sta...

never say i didn't warn you twitter.com/...
Feb 6, 2018

In the latest podcast, we talk about the terrible...

In the latest podcast, we talk about the terrible professional titles people have and what to do about them. twitter.com/...
Feb 6, 2018

I'm torn between the smash space battle in Rogue One and...

@djacobs I'm torn between the smash space battle in Rogue One and the weaponized lightspeed in Last Jedi.
Feb 6, 2018

You once pointed out to me that the shell/pipe combo is...

@jackrusher You once pointed out to me that the shell/pipe combo is essentially backwards LISP and my mind has never been the same since.
Feb 6, 2018

Also this video is literally how Bitcoins are made.

Also this video is literally how Bitcoins are made.
Feb 6, 2018

Live video of me managing state in React....

Live video of me managing state in React. twitter.com/...
Feb 5, 2018

As I chit-chatted On Here about my kid having a concussion...

As I chit-chatted On Here about my kid having a concussion (as @maureenflaherty was at the ER doing the real parenting) eight people reached out to help, plus neighbors ready to step in. And it's mutual. We love to help. People are literally on standby for us, and us for them.
Feb 5, 2018

Concluding update: Everything is fine, all is well, it's a...

Concluding update: Everything is fine, all is well, it's a normal concussion, I don't have to go down there, and I'll be home all day tomorrow with an INCREDIBLY active little boy who can't: be crazy, flop around, read, watch TV or look at screens, or do puzzles. Imlucky,Imlucky.
Feb 5, 2018

She also forgot both her phones so she has no idea what I'm...

She also forgot both her phones so she has no idea what I'm tweeting and the entire evening has been a complex standby scenario involving neighbors ready to watch our other kid, me jumping in a car, calls from the nurse's station.
Feb 5, 2018

Also to be clear @maureenflaherty is the hero here, having...

Also to be clear @maureenflaherty is the hero here, having gone to the ER 2x (I was ready to go tonight but she's a better patient advocate than me hence the switch-off plan).
Feb 5, 2018

Further update: Twitter is a group of nice people who mean...

Further update: Twitter is a group of nice people who mean me and my family well. (I feel it's important to acknowledge times when little warm puffs of nice fellow-feeling rise up above the oily smoke from the tire fire.)
Feb 5, 2018

Update: I may not have to go down to Maimonides after all.

Update: I may not have to go down to Maimonides after all.
Feb 5, 2018

Yes—you're right.

@meyerweb Yes—you're right.
Feb 5, 2018

Nor when you look at things would I ever want to lose that...

Nor when you look at things would I ever want to lose that worry, because it's the connection to their weird, living selves. Being human is an insane proposition. My kids are six and I turn to my wife a lot and say, "I'm not sure I'm ready to be a father."
Feb 5, 2018

My son is at the emergency room, he's fine, I'm getting...

My son is at the emergency room, he's fine, I'm getting ready to go down there and relieve my wife, and I thought to myself, I would like a little vacation from worrying about my kids, just a day or two, and I realized, I will never get that vacation, it will never, ever happen.
Feb 5, 2018

that was not cool i would like to retract that tweet

@robynkanner that was not cool i would like to retract that tweet
Feb 5, 2018

i'm literally at superfine right now waiting for you

@robynkanner i'm literally at superfine right now waiting for you
Feb 5, 2018

oh wow that is deeply NSFW that i've seen the whole thing...

@derektmead oh wow that is deeply NSFW that i've seen the whole thing so don't share it on social media
Feb 5, 2018

Voice over: Finally, in the grand tradition of SHAME CUBE...

@derektmead Voice over: Finally, in the grand tradition of SHAME CUBE comes something totally new, totally unexpected.
Feb 5, 2018

To be clear we still have plenty of room....

To be clear we still have plenty of room. twitter.com/...
Feb 5, 2018

I explained to someone the other day what it meant to have...

@textfiles I explained to someone the other day what it meant to have readers/emails from the UK and Netherlands in the early days of the Web—it was just a miracle that your voice could travel so far.
Feb 5, 2018

The first words of most Philly babies are “I’m sorry, your...

The first words of most Philly babies are “I’m sorry, your honor.”
Feb 5, 2018

Oh that is AMAZING, I'm glad to hear about her. A full...

@AdamWeinstein Oh that is AMAZING, I'm glad to hear about her. A full half-century of chokes in the clinch and then...a hard-earned victory against, my God, the Patriots. She must be over the moon.
Feb 5, 2018

This concludes sports tweets for 2018.

This concludes sports tweets for 2018.
Feb 5, 2018

Watching with my wife (who gets the game better than I do)...

Watching with my wife (who gets the game better than I do) and my kids some father-grandfather-child part of myself I had no idea existed showed up. Which is a pretty obvious outcome—people still care about the Blue vs. Green chariot races in the Byzantine empire. Go Birds.
Feb 5, 2018

My dad is dealing with memory loss too. Lots of time on the...

My dad is dealing with memory loss too. Lots of time on the phone. In a perfect world–well in a perfect world they would have won in 81. Or the NFL would acknowledge it kills its players.
Feb 5, 2018

My son fell and got a concussion on Saturday. He's six,...

My son fell and got a concussion on Saturday. He's six, like his twin sister. He went to the emergency room. He's fine. Scary, though. They watched a little. It's just a game, doesn't matter who wins, bed before halftime. We yelled harder at the commercials than the game.
Feb 5, 2018

I was six and I'd never seen adults act that way. I went...

I was six and I'd never seen adults act that way. I went out to the other room to ask my Grandmother if everything would be okay. I know it's just a game, and a brutal and exploitative one, too. I don't see myself suddenly getting into football.
Feb 5, 2018

I usually don't watch football but watching the Eagles win...

I usually don't watch football but watching the Eagles win was magical. Many of my earliest 215-area-code memories are of watching all the men in my life scream in non-verbal rage at a screen while they were yet again ritually debased and humiliated. Especially the 81 Super Bowl.
Feb 4, 2018

My grandfather just punched through his coffin.

My grandfather just punched through his coffin.
Feb 4, 2018

Holy shit the Eagles won the Super Bowl in my lifetime.

Holy shit the Eagles won the Super Bowl in my lifetime.
Feb 4, 2018

We just turned on the Philly police scanner.

We just turned on the Philly police scanner.
Feb 4, 2018

I'm so tired of capitalism right now

I'm so tired of capitalism right now
Feb 4, 2018

This is intolerable.

This is intolerable.
Feb 4, 2018

I mean that's a French podcast with the same name so seems...

@ir_practice @trackchangespod I mean that's a French podcast with the same name so seems unfair.
Feb 4, 2018

If you aren't an Eagles fan that call might feel deflating.

If you aren't an Eagles fan that call might feel deflating.
Feb 4, 2018

To be fair, there's no vaccine that could have prevented...

To be fair, there's no vaccine that could have prevented this.
Feb 4, 2018

Maybe he has a cold

Maybe he has a cold
Feb 4, 2018

Janet Jackson should be performing a Rhythm Nation medley...

Janet Jackson should be performing a Rhythm Nation medley rn and Justin Timberlake should be at the doctor vaccinating his child.
Feb 4, 2018

We're looking for a new family car right now and just cut...

We're looking for a new family car right now and just cut the whole Fiat/Chrysler family off the list @highdiveus. And had to explain to our 6yo twins that MLK, whom they revere, didn't sell trucks or...endorse the military. twitter.com/...
Feb 4, 2018

I can't work with you any more....

I can't work with you any more. twitter.com/...
Feb 4, 2018

Anyway depends on what you're building feel free to DM or...

@jwdomb Anyway depends on what you're building feel free to DM or email ford@ftrain.com
Feb 4, 2018

The big mistake I made was trying to unify the topic...

@jwdomb The big mistake I made was trying to unify the topic taxonomy and the issue/article relational data at the date level in one big triplestore. Made doing queries like "all the issues for the decade" a nightmare, had to cache everything.
Feb 4, 2018

The options are vast compared to then. TONS of...

@jwdomb The options are vast compared to then. TONS of triplestores, graphDBs, etc. What I'd do today is bootstrap everything inside Postgres and then strap a GraphQL API on it and go from there. github.com/... Alternately build everything in Google Cloud.
Feb 4, 2018

True there is literally nothing to sign up for these days,...

@RickWebb @goldman True there is literally nothing to sign up for these days, you're already authenticated and they send hardware to your home.
Feb 4, 2018

What you're saying is, it just might work.

@anildash What you're saying is, it just might work.
Feb 4, 2018

wait though it works fine as long as you don't have...

@macfixer wait though it works fine as long as you don't have multiple accounts or want to find or retrieve any files or use a desktop computer with it
Feb 4, 2018

I see you there SURELY you have a Google+ opinion.

@goldman @RickWebb I see you there SURELY you have a Google+ opinion.
Feb 4, 2018

oh yeah no it's currently bad

@codepaintsleep oh yeah no it's currently bad
Feb 4, 2018

:blinking_guy_GIF:

@goldman :blinking_guy_GIF:
Feb 4, 2018

They're still impossible and super-nervous and utterly...

@goldman They're still impossible and super-nervous and utterly exhausting to interact with, though.
Feb 4, 2018

IDK, I never can understand what they're thinking. It just...

@goldman IDK, I never can understand what they're thinking. It just seems like they are increasingly in a place to actively do some good, and they seem to have aged into their vast (ultimately societally dangerous but what can you do) scale in a way that has eluded most of the giants.
Feb 4, 2018

I'm not kidding when I say: It almost can't be worse than...

@goldman I'm not kidding when I say: It almost can't be worse than now. It'd also be an opportunity for them to be OPEN (which is hard for them, see AMP, but good for them and us when they succeed), and really bootstrap some distributed stuff.
Feb 4, 2018

related https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/960248006598676...

Feb 4, 2018

that's really fun. or push "discussion" to happen in...

@goldman that's really fun. or push "discussion" to happen in parallel (literally, vertically parallel) and you have to LINK to the card/news by dragging it into your conversation. like the right column becomes your bookmarks/notes. lots of sorting/structuring/tensorflow games to play.
Feb 4, 2018

i mean integrating platforms is VERRRRRY hard god bless,...

@goldman i mean integrating platforms is VERRRRRY hard god bless, but a lot of what could make the product compelling is almost like, just a little more throughput from different feed providers that have emerged, while the product has reverted to an auth provider
Feb 4, 2018

jon let people grow and learn from their mistakes

@jlax @goldman jon let people grow and learn from their mistakes
Feb 4, 2018

Oh yeah and I'm still very angry about Inbox, don't get me...

@amyhoy Oh yeah and I'm still very angry about Inbox, don't get me wrong here. It's just switching to Pixel I went, WHOA.
Feb 4, 2018

Connect Google News's algorithms, AMP, their global content...

@goldman Connect Google News's algorithms, AMP, their global content moderation teams, etc. I'd use it, it would be fun to be back in a Really Big Feed having opinions and building an audience.
Feb 4, 2018

I think capitalize on the fact that Instant Articles are a...

@goldman I think capitalize on the fact that Instant Articles are a dead end and the ecosystem they've built around AMP. You actually have this very nice way to work with media without damaging monetization, because the AMP views could fit well into the Google+ stream.
Feb 4, 2018

I would have agreed until I started using photos and my...

@amyhoy I would have agreed until I started using photos and my Pixel 2, which are both...fun, user-centric, cloud driven but not oppressively so, sharing is NBD, okay defaults, just all the stuff that was hard for them before. Something changed.
Feb 4, 2018

They could integrate it with Firebase as not just auth but...

They could integrate it with Firebase as not just auth but as a sort of communications/message bus private to apps—focus on the plus, not the Google, so that any Firebase app gets a social graph API for free, and the option to link out to the big Gootch later.
Feb 4, 2018

I mean that's fine! It's a platform for building social...

@markstuckert I mean that's fine! It's a platform for building social networks that integrate with cloud services.
Feb 4, 2018

Also: My company runs on their stuff, I wouldn't mind a...

Also: My company runs on their stuff, I wouldn't mind a feed coming out of docs and emails and Drive or Filestream (what the hell is Filestream)? Open channels and chat, stuff that shouldn't be in Slack. Daily emailed summaries.
Feb 4, 2018

The way they murdered themselves was with that thirsty...

The way they murdered themselves was with that thirsty desperate mandatory YouTube integration. But now there's this global infrastructure for semi-gated medium-form media sharing just sitting around, and photos is now so good they could build ANYTHING image-based.
Feb 4, 2018

I kind of wonder if Google went hard on Google+ right now...

I kind of wonder if Google went hard on Google+ right now if it wouldn't work.
Feb 4, 2018

NO I SAID TAPE ME TO YORE DUCKING LITER

@hondanhon NO I SAID TAPE ME TO YORE DUCKING LITER
Feb 4, 2018

It's MASTERFUL, but also fascinating to read 36 years...

@markyarm It's MASTERFUL, but also fascinating to read 36 years later, because the vibrancy and excitement that they were documenting is completely faded, the museum pieces have been sold and resold, and only SQUALOR remains.
Feb 4, 2018

I have an urgent need to foster kittens.

I have an urgent need to foster kittens.
Feb 4, 2018

One thing to be grateful for in life is that you were never...

One thing to be grateful for in life is that you were never part of the Warhol Factory scene (the main location of which is today a Dylan's Candy Bar).
Feb 4, 2018

I mean I'd likely read that too.

@CakeRavens I mean I'd likely read that too.
Feb 4, 2018

That was extremely depressing. Everyone was terrible.

That was extremely depressing. Everyone was terrible.
Feb 4, 2018

Oh yeah and it's a Kenneth Reitz product. Thank you. People...

@martinzack @jackrusher Oh yeah and it's a Kenneth Reitz product. Thank you. People doing hard work to make the computer work for me is what I'm about.
Feb 4, 2018

Well and I was using virtualenvs in Python which use tons...

@jackrusher Well and I was using virtualenvs in Python which use tons of symlinks and don't notice when homebrew updates. Things just don't know about other things.
Feb 3, 2018

it's disappointing that what is likely the best answer to...

it's disappointing that what is likely the best answer to "make the computer work reliably over time without breaking" is now "make lots of little fake container computers that never change and then only use them through acceptable ports"
Feb 3, 2018

Cool to spend another Saturday evening on Twitter with all...

Cool to spend another Saturday evening on Twitter with all my fellow Life Experts.
Feb 3, 2018

Don't hologram Prince. It's common sense.

Don't hologram Prince. It's common sense.
Feb 3, 2018

This is a great mental exercise....

This is a great mental exercise. twitter.com/...
Feb 2, 2018

I have a cold and stumbled across Edie: American Girl for...

I have a cold and stumbled across Edie: American Girl for no particular reason, and I don't want to take NyQuil so I can read more of it.
Feb 2, 2018

He's right this place is a gift....

He's right this place is a gift. twitter.com/...
Feb 1, 2018

We can't handle the truth.

@johnshankman We can't handle the truth.
Feb 1, 2018

WHAT A WORLD https://twitter.com/iAlbMedina/status/959237217...

WHAT A WORLD twitter.com/...
Feb 1, 2018

Thank you that was entertaining!

@cjd3vries Thank you that was entertaining!
Feb 1, 2018

56 people signed up for our blockchain event in the last...

56 people signed up for our blockchain event in the last hour (does bitcoin expert math) which means it will be attended by 150,000 people. meetup.com/...
Feb 1, 2018

in absolutely no way, except in the way that everything...

@verdeyen in absolutely no way, except in the way that everything with the blockchain could be satire
Feb 1, 2018

My friends, it's time to talk about blockchain....

My friends, it's time to talk about blockchain. meetup.com/...
Feb 1, 2018

i'll be walking around and sometimes i just hear this big...

i'll be walking around and sometimes i just hear this big loud low voice yell out UNCLAIMED FREIGHT
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