January 2018

Jan 31, 2018

As you can tell from this photo I am the last thing you see...

As you can tell from this photo I am the last thing you see before you die. twitter.com/...
Jan 31, 2018

congrats to @redkeg on the almost-two-year anniversary of...

congrats to @redkeg on the almost-two-year anniversary of tweeting this twitter.com/...
Jan 31, 2018

Also boy oh boy is it cold outside, my hair froze.

Also boy oh boy is it cold outside, my hair froze.
Jan 31, 2018

A nice person just pointed out https://www.earhustlesq.com...

A nice person just pointed out earhustlesq.com which is a podcast done inside San Quentin that I want to hear. I made a goal to have no opinions in 2018 but the drug-law-driven carceral state is an unmitigated racist evil fueled by corruption and poisons our republic.
Jan 31, 2018

“Molly's got a rider,” he said, “and Larry doesn't like...

“Molly's got a rider,” he said, “and Larry doesn't like that.”
“Got something for the Panther Moderns, Larry.” twitter.com/...
Jan 31, 2018

Maybe they sent their harsh words by fax.

@associatesmind Maybe they sent their harsh words by fax.
Jan 31, 2018

I mean all of us on here have to be aware, maybe it IS time...

@Dockjaw I mean all of us on here have to be aware, maybe it IS time to stop posting?
Jan 31, 2018

Send them that picture of the cat's paw on a person's mouse...

@Dockjaw Send them that picture of the cat's paw on a person's mouse hand. Has worked with me.
Jan 31, 2018

Ulgh Twitter is useless during astronomy can you all enjoy...

Ulgh Twitter is useless during astronomy can you all enjoy your Superm Oon without me.
Jan 30, 2018

I mean at that scale your #1 concern is too much spaying...

@RickWebb @ceodonovan I mean at that scale your #1 concern is too much spaying and neutering.
Jan 30, 2018

No this one is just actually bad instead of bad in a...

@_cynar No this one is just actually bad instead of bad in a special way.
Jan 30, 2018

I hope the final season of Game of Thrones has a theme song...

I hope the final season of Game of Thrones has a theme song like Gilligan's Island where they name all the characters, 🎵Here on Gaaaaaaame of Thrones.
Jan 30, 2018

That's as far back as I've got. I administered my own mail...

@shabbychef That's as far back as I've got. I administered my own mail servers until Gmail happened so I always had sensible backup/migration strategy.
Jan 29, 2018

Hey congratulations on the talk and the pregnancy!

@nataliepo Hey congratulations on the talk and the pregnancy!
Jan 29, 2018

Only the outlines, this looks fascinating!

@saltzshaker Only the outlines, this looks fascinating!
Jan 29, 2018

I just found a list in my files called GOOD TWEETS and this...

I just found a list in my files called GOOD TWEETS and this was one of them. twitter.com/...
Jan 29, 2018

Oh but I see like adding indexes and doing virtual tables...

@simonw @knowtheory @magnetikonline @dabbledb Oh but I see like adding indexes and doing virtual tables and the like would be kind of nice from web interface. Boy that is actually a puzzler. Writing data from the web feels like a mess. SQL queries with in-database side-effects feels like it's in keeping with the goals.
Jan 29, 2018

I know but then you'd be locking the DB and blocking reads!...

@simonw @knowtheory @magnetikonline @dabbledb I know but then you'd be locking the DB and blocking reads! You've created such a happy reward for bundling up lots of data into little immutable boxes, and that reward is a completely reliable immutable API that I can 7zip up and hand to anyone in the universe.
Jan 29, 2018

oh god that's...exactly...what it is you just shattered me

@michalmigurski @knowtheory oh god that's...exactly...what it is you just shattered me
Jan 29, 2018

The JSON interface is like, "we save the text and when you...

@knowtheory @simonw @magnetikonline The JSON interface is like, "we save the text and when you retrieve it we parse the JSON at several hundred MB/s and let you do path queries against it please stop overthinking it, this is filing cabinet."
Jan 29, 2018

It's sort of a zero-magic system and proud of it. "Yeah...

@knowtheory @simonw @magnetikonline It's sort of a zero-magic system and proud of it. "Yeah your fancy dates are just text to us, and almost everything else is text, too. Oh and the order of WHERE clauses matters here and there. Obviously! That's just how computers work!"
Jan 29, 2018

For another thing I was doing I dumped 200GB of JSON into...

@knowtheory @simonw @magnetikonline For another thing I was doing I dumped 200GB of JSON into it, which took overnight, and it reads that back at about 100MB/sec with a relatively complex extraction, and then you're off to the races. So I mean you can pound the hell out of it.
Jan 29, 2018

(1) I include fully-escaped HTML tags in a story for a...

(1) I include fully-escaped HTML tags in a story for a publication/magazine ABOUT HTML; (2) time passes, CMSes are upgraded; (3) twitter.com/...
Jan 29, 2018

Come on Google. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9579807692...

Come on Google. twitter.com/...
Jan 29, 2018

it was maildir, so a little less stress, i just walked the...

@hyfen @xpollen8 @shabbychef it was maildir, so a little less stress, i just walked the files, about 50 gb. it's like a six hour job to parse all the emails to json and dump them.
Jan 29, 2018

it's a linux machine which a lot of people would say is...

@TheLarkInn @paulcbetts it's a linux machine which a lot of people would say is hardly unix
Jan 29, 2018

I find I'm increasing the speed of exploration every time I...

@simonw @magnetikonline I find I'm increasing the speed of exploration every time I create a subset of the data, but I can always refer back to the core data object to fetch more, and can add indexes on the JSON too. If it needs to graduate to a "real" DB, NBD. Pleasant way to work with large corpora.
Jan 29, 2018

It's a GREAT pattern. Parse + dump 70GB in the bucket (8...

@simonw @magnetikonline It's a GREAT pattern. Parse + dump 70GB in the bucket (8 hrs). Walk each doc, using json_extract to make a table (20 min). Use json_[each|tree] to make one-to-many relations (like the "to" fields of an email). Don't try to make "real" primary keys, just index liberally.
Jan 28, 2018

Like most things SQLite it depends and on your def of...

@evanpro @shabbychef Like most things SQLite it depends and on your def of fuzzy. Out of the box no, sqlite.org/... although you can use a porter stemmer, and the matching for regular queries is fine. But...then... sqlite.org/... and sqlite.org/... ...
Jan 28, 2018

You can even pipe SQL into it with like sed scripts. And...

@knowtheory You can even pipe SQL into it with like sed scripts. And then @simonw's datasette now means I can have a read-only API and hosting environment for little sites and visualizations launched at the command line. There's so little config.
Jan 28, 2018

I doubled down on it because it lines up GREAT with lazy...

@knowtheory I doubled down on it because it lines up GREAT with lazy data-hacking where you're dumping garbage in a bucket of hope. I tripled down once I got good at the JSON1 extension because you can dump anything from any API in there then extract it to tables, suits weekend projects.
Jan 28, 2018

building towards it in half hour chunks, little by little...

@knowtheory building towards it in half hour chunks, little by little (although I did solve for the "you have these meetings with people OUTSIDE your company" challenge and it is immediately interesting and useful information)
Jan 28, 2018

`mairix` is fantastic and ready to go, `notmuch` also good,...

@xpollen8 @shabbychef `mairix` is fantastic and ready to go, `notmuch` also good, i just wanted to do actual queries across the corpus etc etc etc
Jan 28, 2018

I'll put something on github soon but basically: - sqlite3...

@xpollen8 @shabbychef I'll put something on github soon but basically:
- sqlite3 with JSON1 and FTS5 extensions
- walk email tree with a mail parser that produces json
- save json to sqlite
- make a simple table (id, from, subject, body) and populate from json
- add full text index
Jan 28, 2018

That said I highly recommend being able to search 500k...

That said I highly recommend being able to search 500k messages and finding/listing 200 that match a query in under 100ms on your local machine.
Jan 28, 2018

I got all my email into SQLite3 with full text search so I...

I got all my email into SQLite3 with full text search so I can find things like that time I wrote to @shabbychef on October 12 1996 and said “Kind of sick of big money web. I like the small, interesting web pages.” (Buries face in hands.)
Jan 28, 2018

spectacular

@bn2b spectacular
Jan 28, 2018

this is majestic https://twitter.com/HowardKurtz/status/9576...

this is majestic twitter.com/...
Jan 28, 2018

happy to report i can still completely crash a unix box...

happy to report i can still completely crash a unix box with a 4-core processor, 16gb ram and a 10tb hd with one line of code
Jan 27, 2018

T-Mobile would show up with a literal bag of “advertising”...

@tressiemcphd T-Mobile would show up with a literal bag of “advertising” money and say “Look...”
Jan 27, 2018

Whoa the sequel to Ready Player One is out even before the...

Whoa the sequel to Ready Player One is out even before the movie opensource.com/...
Jan 26, 2018

Thing is I just wanted to be alone more than DO anything....

@TheMFingChisa Thing is I just wanted to be alone more than DO anything. It came down to just slowly walking back to Rosemont and feeling independent and free, for a half hour.
Jan 26, 2018

Hahahahahahaha. Jews doing push-ups for not believing in...

@TheMFingChisa Hahahahahahaha. Jews doing push-ups for not believing in Jesus. People telling us Buddhists all went to hell during Sunday service.
Jan 26, 2018

You should be thanking me that I made you feel anything at...

You should be thanking me that I made you feel anything at all. twitter.com/...
Jan 26, 2018

I'm recording 30 minutes of digital audio in order to share...

I'm recording 30 minutes of digital audio in order to share the under-reported story of the historical northern Atlantic fishing industry because the world needs to hear amazing codpasts.
Jan 26, 2018

It's called like Podblaster or Podhole or Pod in the Bucket...

@mathowie @PostlightStudio It's called like Podblaster or Podhole or Pod in the Bucket or Podmaster or Castalot or Cast Call or Po'cast'R or CastAPodAHoney or PocketListen. I get my texts through Signal all blue.
Jan 26, 2018

Cultural organization technology friends—do you have...

Cultural organization technology friends—do you have API-based event ticketing (event management/payment/seating reservation system) that you have used and not hated? Or did you have to build your own?
Jan 25, 2018

God this is such good, pure comedy....

God this is such good, pure comedy. twitter.com/...
Jan 25, 2018

Coin miner's daughter

Coin miner's daughter
Jan 25, 2018

Business is not war and most of the time it isn't even...

Business is not war and most of the time it isn't even business.
Jan 25, 2018

Couldn't lead to a worse tantrum than the one he had

@rebeccablood Couldn't lead to a worse tantrum than the one he had
Jan 25, 2018

Wrote the newsletter today, I was going to discuss what it...

Wrote the newsletter today, I was going to discuss what it was like to switch from iOS to Android but it ended up being about how little I truly know about enormous technology ecosystems despite being deeply interested in them. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Jan 24, 2018

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Jan 24, 2018

These are worse than your opinions

@dannosowitz These are worse than your opinions
Jan 24, 2018

Joe I could just email you my tweets why would you do this...

@glvninpdx @klintron @jonboyshewell Joe I could just email you my tweets why would you do this to yourself.
Jan 23, 2018

I didn't want to say anything

@maureenflaherty I didn't want to say anything
Jan 23, 2018

Have you seen the trains lately

@michelledean Have you seen the trains lately
Jan 23, 2018

Ursula K. LeGuin knew decades before most people that you...

Ursula K. LeGuin knew decades before most people that you could put great sentences, painful social realism, the theory of relativity, and people riding giant flying cats into a book and all that just made it a more amazing book.
Jan 23, 2018

Adam is an excellent leader in our firm and we cherish his...

@adampash @ashleyfeinberg Adam is an excellent leader in our firm and we cherish his opinions.
Jan 23, 2018

Heh. But also really interesting and possibly valuable! We...

@GordonAChaffin @PostlightStudio Heh. But also really interesting and possibly valuable! We live in such an interesting time.
Jan 23, 2018

you can do amazing things with numbers...

you can do amazing things with numbers @xoelop/weve-simulated-the-bitcoin-price-for-the-whole-2018-you-won-t-believe-the-result-4a602679dac2" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@xoelop/weve-simulated-the-bitcoin-price-for-the-whole-2018-you-won-t-believe-the-result-4a602679dac2
Jan 23, 2018

Come on, this is 101 stuff. Copper conducts godly energy...

@biocuriosity Come on, this is 101 stuff. Copper conducts godly energy from ancient water spirits which enters into the dowser's third eye through the humors.
Jan 23, 2018

Like I've never gone to the doctor and been told YOU'VE GOT...

@modernserf @ehashdn Like I've never gone to the doctor and been told YOU'VE GOT GERMS.
Jan 23, 2018

Exactly. As an American I know the right way to treat my...

@biocuriosity Exactly. As an American I know the right way to treat my own cancer. If you don't approve of dowsing that's YOUR problem.
Jan 23, 2018

Exactly. Also the relentless credentialism of medicine is...

@biocuriosity Exactly. Also the relentless credentialism of medicine is so exhausting! Some of the best doctors and surgeons are self-taught.
Jan 23, 2018

Your twitter account is verified so I'm comfortable...

@biocuriosity Your twitter account is verified so I'm comfortable accepting that this is true.
Jan 23, 2018

Like are toxins germs

Like are toxins germs
Jan 23, 2018

Hmm are germs real things in science or is that just a word.

Hmm are germs real things in science or is that just a word.
Jan 23, 2018

The germ senate is voting on whether this will become a...

The germ senate is voting on whether this will become a cold or not.
Jan 23, 2018

Boy, ain't that the case. “I wonder what Barnes got up to...

@jackrusher @Eric_WVGG Boy, ain't that the case. “I wonder what Barnes got up to after he moved to Ireland, let's Google and find...oh. Oh, my.” Although without Google I wonder if I'd ever even have known.
Jan 22, 2018

wow jared this is good work

@jverdi wow jared this is good work
Jan 22, 2018

first of all it's a tardigrade not an elephant, and second...

@kleinmatic first of all it's a tardigrade not an elephant, and second of all for some reason I keep watching it even though I know it is kinda bad
Jan 22, 2018

they should just blow up the apartment building

@espiers they should just blow up the apartment building
Jan 22, 2018

tronchain

tronchain
Jan 22, 2018

I'm overjoyed to announce that Skip the Coffee has been...

I'm overjoyed to announce that Skip the Coffee has been acquired by Fǔbài Heavy Industries and will be shut down in 25 minutes. Thank you all for carrying so many bags along our incredible journey!
Jan 22, 2018

Anyway that's where we are.

Anyway that's where we are.
Jan 22, 2018

Sorry cut off I meant to write 72 hours. Obviously room for...

Sorry cut off I meant to write 72 hours. Obviously room for improvement and we know that four digit codes are secure so we are working with local coffee shops to make their bathroom codes a 256-bit zero padded integer.
Jan 22, 2018

Now where it gets interesting is when you start putting the...

Now where it gets interesting is when you start putting the bathroom numbers directly into a blockchain and let people pay for them with what we are calling shitcoins. Our proof of concept can do proof of work on any four digit bathroom code in
Jan 22, 2018

Sure well you monetize because there is already-profiled...

Sure well you monetize because there is already-profiled foot traffic that you can market to with coupons after their visit. And people pay to gain access to the codes. For only the cost of one coffee a month you can pee in over 2000 NYC locations.
Jan 22, 2018

Okay so all the bathroom codes get printed on receipts...

Okay so all the bathroom codes get printed on receipts right? We create a platform where restaurants can send those to a server every day, and people can pay for an app that tells them the codes based on geolocation. It's called Skip the Coffee.
Jan 21, 2018

I wish John C Reilly was a sports announcer.

I wish John C Reilly was a sports announcer.
Jan 21, 2018

(thank you for that kind invitation)

@Phantasmaphile (thank you for that kind invitation)
Jan 21, 2018

There are but Mo is sick so I'm in charge of kids....

@Phantasmaphile There are but Mo is sick so I'm in charge of kids. Otherwise I'd be right there.
Jan 21, 2018

I want the eagles to win. But I don't want them to be...

@Phantasmaphile I want the eagles to win. But I don't want them to be humiliated by the Patriots.
Jan 21, 2018

Yeah I figured I had a strong urge to invite myself over.

@Phantasmaphile Yeah I figured I had a strong urge to invite myself over.
Jan 21, 2018

This is some deep Philly area atavistic dad-related stuff....

@Phantasmaphile This is some deep Philly area atavistic dad-related stuff. I haven't watched a game besides the superbowl in years and I need to watch this one.
Jan 21, 2018

There is nothing like an Eagles championship game bring to...

There is nothing like an Eagles championship game bring to mind decades-old childhood memories of my father, brother, grandfather, and their friends all screaming at a television in rage, despair, and frustration.
Jan 21, 2018

GCal. There's a secret URL in Google Calendar for every...

@mattnworb GCal. There's a secret URL in Google Calendar for every calendar you use ("Settings" > "Settings for my Calendars" > [Pick Calendar] > [scroll down] > "Secret Address in iCal Format"). That's a plain HTTPS url to an iCalendar file, you just download it whenever.
Jan 21, 2018

I think humans are probably unsolvable.

@Skeptimom @rustyk5 I think humans are probably unsolvable.
Jan 21, 2018

It's not for lack of trying (cf...

@Skeptimom @rustyk5 It's not for lack of trying (cf alumni.media.mit.edu/... [and many before]). I think the hard part is different times of life and different ways of thinking make it impossible to consumerize such a thing. I guess the one “technology” that had wide adoption was GTD.
Jan 21, 2018

Do you all have like, a mental model for what would be...

@PJVogt @rustyk5 @sogrady Do you all have like, a mental model for what would be great? We would totally throw together a panel at @PostlightStudio about "what would make a great podcast app."
Jan 21, 2018

Well the ML stuff has kind of overtaken the intelligent...

@rustyk5 Well the ML stuff has kind of overtaken the intelligent agent stuff because (1) nothing is structured; and (2) all the money is at that scale, selling to brands, instead of dealing with consumers.
Jan 21, 2018

i mean i'm sure the big companies want to do it but who the...

@amyhoy i mean i'm sure the big companies want to do it but who the hell would let them make that much mess
Jan 20, 2018

That was a month where basically every day was blocked ten...

@Jonny_Goodwin That was a month where basically every day was blocked ten straight hours for a project.
Jan 20, 2018

Then I'd have some idea of what the hell I was doing in the...

Then I'd have some idea of what the hell I was doing in the room. Instead of busting its ass on my behalf my computer wants to show me stock tips and weather and how long it will take to drive from from 5th Ave Manhattan home to Brooklyn (even though I took the train in).
Jan 20, 2018

Because my computer could say, "You're meeting with...

Because my computer could say, "You're meeting with marysue@baconbits.com and that was scheduled a month ago—here are the last two emails you sent her right before it was scheduled."
Jan 20, 2018

It drives me bananas how much useful human info is locked...

It drives me bananas how much useful human info is locked away in email, calendar, tweets, etc. and how unimaginative people are about doing things with that data.
Jan 20, 2018

Anyway now I can have my computer write me an email saying...

Anyway now I can have my computer write me an email saying stuff like "You have two standing meetings and two meetings with people from outside the office. One requires travel."
Jan 20, 2018

It's not all work, just mostly. There's kids parties and...

It's not all work, just mostly. There's kids parties and kid-watching and stuff like that (no vacations or day-long events though).
Jan 20, 2018

I imported my work calendar into SQLite and now I can look...

I imported my work calendar into SQLite and now I can look at how many hours I spend in meetings each month. twitter.com/...
Jan 20, 2018

Yeah if JS is your language this is the absolute easiest...

@mathowie @mikeindustries Yeah if JS is your language this is the absolute easiest path because it involves zero setup and the most making of things and gets you an immediate REST API for your database.
Jan 20, 2018

Layer, highlight, repeat! https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status...

Layer, highlight, repeat! twitter.com/...
Jan 20, 2018

this is great https://twitter.com/phyllisstein/status/954695...

this is great twitter.com/...
Jan 20, 2018

My two large capitalist sons.

@felixsalmon My two large capitalist sons.
Jan 20, 2018

why did i get a chromebook

@goldman why did i get a chromebook
Jan 20, 2018

but I Iike having a government

but I Iike having a government
Jan 19, 2018

So I followed Matt's advice here and this is gooood...

@ursonate So I followed Matt's advice here and this is gooood twitter.com/...
Jan 19, 2018

More like harharharvard

@iano More like harharharvard
Jan 19, 2018

i pulled out BITES a year ago and it holds up. it was...

@harrisj @liza i pulled out BITES a year ago and it holds up. it was actually a very peculiar album.
Jan 19, 2018

it is slow. but it still sounds BIG which I love

@ursonate it is slow. but it still sounds BIG which I love
Jan 19, 2018

I might have taken that photo actually! (I took many...

@hananc @textism I might have taken that photo actually! (I took many similar and helped build the site.)
Jan 19, 2018

that is extremely fair

@liza that is extremely fair
Jan 19, 2018

tfw you aren't sure you're real any more...

tfw you aren't sure you're real any more twitter.com/...
Jan 19, 2018

oh nothin just seasteading

oh nothin just seasteading
Jan 19, 2018

agreed, it is excellent!

@said_mitch agreed, it is excellent!
Jan 19, 2018

this person is indirectly responsible for so many hair...

@harrisj this person is indirectly responsible for so many hair experiments
Jan 19, 2018

Here is a band that sounds like The Cure that I like a lot...

Here is a band that sounds like The Cure that I like a lot (give it like, 90 seconds, you'll hear it) open.spotify.com/...
Jan 19, 2018

1) Why do so few bands sound like The Cure? 2) Why aren't...

1) Why do so few bands sound like The Cure?
2) Why aren't there 5,000 albums that rip off Disintegration?
Jan 19, 2018

I don't know, it's nice to feel positive things towards...

@osulop I don't know, it's nice to feel positive things towards people who are working towards their goal! Also I don't really think of us as complete strangers. Hi!
Jan 19, 2018

Double confirmed and no R. Kelly is official top down...

@hello_skyler Double confirmed and no R. Kelly is official top down policy.
Jan 19, 2018

The “Friday Playlist” or “Shit Playlist” is a...

The “Friday Playlist” or “Shit Playlist” is a @PostlightStudio tradition. Offered without commentary. twitter.com/...
Jan 19, 2018

It shut down on September 13 2001. http://A-i.com

@hananc @textism It shut down on September 13 2001. a-i.com
Jan 19, 2018

Oh God. Andy, thanks for digging that out. I wiped that...

@jackrusher @waxpancake @textism Oh God. Andy, thanks for digging that out. I wiped that from memory, likely because I “needed” to make mental room for perceived slights and insults from strangers. But it goes to show, my only interactions with Dean were polite, supportive, and kind, over decades.
Jan 18, 2018

Some @textism facts: He paid to sponsor my website in the...

Some @textism facts: He paid to sponsor my website in the name of his dog Oliver. He invited me to hang in France after 9/11 when I was caught in Israel. He designed anthologies of web writing for free. Here's an email I sent him. I have no idea what it was about. twitter.com/...
Jan 18, 2018

listen to me everyone knows exactly what needs to happen...

listen to me everyone knows exactly what needs to happen gsaauctions.gov/...
Jan 18, 2018

can i write them in php

@bn2b can i write them in php
Jan 18, 2018

that's really good

@bn2b that's really good
Jan 18, 2018

have they taken the hobbits to isengard

@bn2b have they taken the hobbits to isengard
Jan 18, 2018

I would trade Twitter to have Dean Allen back.

I would trade Twitter to have Dean Allen back.
Jan 18, 2018

Anyway! Our company is in no way perfect, it is not the...

Anyway! Our company is in no way perfect, it is not the answer to all of your problems, but we try to do things by the book and be very respectful, and we love our work. We can't guarantee total employee happiness—but we strive to create opportunities for satisfaction and pride!
Jan 18, 2018

The thing to do is to apply through those links, but AFTER...

The thing to do is to apply through those links, but AFTER you apply you can DM me (always open, like a diner) or email me at mailto:paul.ford@postlight.com and I'll try to answer questions (it might take me a minute because things are busy).
Jan 18, 2018

Your first job will be to improve the design of our careers...

Your first job will be to improve the design of our careers page.
Jan 18, 2018

We need a marketing designer, because we are reaching out...

We need a marketing designer, because we are reaching out in 2018 to build a marketing platform that is basically about helping people make sense of technology and the change that is BLASTING THROUGH THE UNIVERSE #op-230842-marketing-designer" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.com/careers/#op-230842-marketing-designer
Jan 18, 2018

And we need engineers—web and software thinkers who want to...

And we need engineers—web and software thinkers who want to engage with product managers and designers, and who are willing to go up and down "the stack" to look for opportunities and efficiencies. And who hate repeating themselves. #op-192584-full-stack-engineer" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.com/careers/#op-192584-full-stack-engineer
Jan 18, 2018

We need designers, people who can think systematically...

We need designers, people who can think systematically about UX and build interfaces to large, complex platforms, and who love to talk about that work and learning more about that. #op-192607-product-designer" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.com/careers/#op-192607-product-designer
Jan 18, 2018

If you believe there's one true way to build/do things (or...

If you believe there's one true way to build/do things (or hate deadlines), you won't like it. If you see software as culture, and want a front-row seat where you can see many industries and styles of working up close, this place is fantastic.
Jan 18, 2018

That said! People come in at a normal hour and leave at a...

That said! People come in at a normal hour and leave at a normal hour, and have lunch. We don't want rockstars, ninjas, heroes, or martyrs. We want people who want to ship and improve their craft.
Jan 18, 2018

We need a Director of Product Management...

We need a Director of Product Management (#op-206522-director-of-product-management)" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.com/careers/#op-206522-director-of-product-management) and a Director of Product Design (#op-230497-director-of-product-design)." target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://postlight.com/careers/#op-230497-director-of-product-design). You will help our teams get smarter and faster, but you will also SHIP. Being a leader and practitioner is hard, but that's what we're about.
Jan 18, 2018

Friends, @PostlightStudio, the product studio I co-founded...

Friends, @PostlightStudio, the product studio I co-founded with @richziade, is GROWING. We've built a stable firm with a positive environment. We need product managers (NYC), designers (NYC), and engineers (NYC/US). Come make us even better! postlight.com/...
Jan 18, 2018

Once again without typos.

Once again without typos.
Jan 18, 2018

noam chomsky did the fake news awards better

noam chomsky did the fake news awards better
Jan 18, 2018

well i'm never doing that again

@patbits well i'm never doing that again
Jan 18, 2018

Some personnel news! https://twitter.com/xarissaa/status/953...

Some personnel news! twitter.com/...
Jan 18, 2018

Features Kalanick on his knees begging. This article is a...

Features Kalanick on his knees begging. This article is a strong cup of coffee to get your morning started right. twitter.com/...
Jan 17, 2018

Don't worry there's plenty of time for them to be...

@jeffgreco Don't worry there's plenty of time for them to be humiliated later.
Jan 17, 2018

Young writers being overbearing and offensive is kind of...

Young writers being overbearing and offensive is kind of what they have going for them.
Jan 17, 2018

This is worse than the VMAs.

This is worse than the VMAs.
Jan 17, 2018

You'd think Republicans of all people would know how to...

You'd think Republicans of all people would know how to manage their cache.
Jan 17, 2018

What is the worst wrestling entrance song? I would suggest...

What is the worst wrestling entrance song? I would suggest Desert Rose.
Jan 17, 2018

Local father just about at his limit with people not...

Local father just about at his limit with people not getting into their beds
Jan 17, 2018

I wish we did this sort of breakdown with every website....

I wish we did this sort of breakdown with every website. twitter.com/...
Jan 17, 2018

At some level isn't glitch the new livejournal

@anildash @epc At some level isn't glitch the new livejournal
Jan 17, 2018

I need a blog.

I need a blog.
Jan 17, 2018

I know I talk too much about SQLite but what I've realized...

I know I talk too much about SQLite but what I've realized is that it's replaced XML for me as a data format for exploring the nature of things and pattern-seeking. Esp since you can dump JSON in and then do path queries to make smaller queryable indexed relations.
Jan 17, 2018

Simon is casually booting up an open data ecosystem in his...

Simon is casually booting up an open data ecosystem in his free time. twitter.com/...
Jan 17, 2018

Oh and watch out for post-launch depression it is real (and...

@elgreg @paul_irish Oh and watch out for post-launch depression it is real (and fades!)
Jan 17, 2018

This world Sarah I swear to God.

@_loveallthis This world Sarah I swear to God.
Jan 17, 2018

Hah. It's great! It's so fast. I looked at the source of...

@elgreg @paul_irish Hah. It's great! It's so fast. I looked at the source of the home page and nodded in understanding. Get some rest!
Jan 16, 2018

talking up the brand on twitter huh

@SaraKeiko @replyall talking up the brand on twitter huh
Jan 16, 2018

Slate and NYMag are as of now sharing a common tech...

Slate and NYMag are as of now sharing a common tech platform which is...a cool and unusual example of competitors working towards a shared goal to mutual benefit! twitter.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

He's a nice guy and one hell of a pilot, and he's faced...

@tressiemcphd He's a nice guy and one hell of a pilot, and he's faced death AND rasied over 75 chicks to maturity, which is why he's going to work so hard for the people of Ioho—because they deserve someone who'll fight for them in Washington.
Jan 16, 2018

you might as well get FULLY back on your bullshit and stop...

you might as well get FULLY back on your bullshit and stop trying to find “solutions” because we're through the looking glass and what we thought was a looking glass is a small hen named Gerald who can pilot a helicopter and who's running for governor of Ioho, the 59th state
Jan 16, 2018

these are my policies take them or leave them

these are my policies take them or leave them
Jan 16, 2018

oak trees are computers. primary schools should be replaced...

oak trees are computers. primary schools should be replaced by real working airplanes. it is now federal law that you shower at night. the state flag is simply one live hedgehog living its best life on webcam. everyone gets a weimaraner.
Jan 16, 2018

literally any garbage idea is better than the ideas of the...

literally any garbage idea is better than the ideas of the people currently running america. "everyone should wear purple hats and change their name to percy" is a better idea than the current leadership of the state department is capable of creating.
Jan 16, 2018

I hope the lesson the next generation takes from this is...

I hope the lesson the next generation takes from this is that we were useless basic people who should be unplugged ASAP but I'm more convinced you'll just elect Romney. twitter.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

Note: You can search 1password for your burner passwords...

Note: You can search 1password for your burner passwords and then "expand search to all fields" and go replace all those.
Jan 16, 2018

Anyway I've audited all my accounts and 2FAed everything...

Anyway I've audited all my accounts and 2FAed everything and log in with QR codes and shit and there you go, SPOTIFY, THE WEAK LINK.
Jan 16, 2018

I kind of want to write as the FBI and say that I'd been...

I kind of want to write as the FBI and say that I'd been just arrested as a terrorist and since they were family on my family plan and that we needed some questions answered, what is a good time to talk?
Jan 16, 2018

Three nerds were on my Spotify family plan when I went to...

Three nerds were on my Spotify family plan when I went to check (it had a dumb password, my fault) and I want to write them and say hi. One straight up used his college my.yorku.ca email address. One's into DARK BITCOIN and goes by Darius. One has good opsec.
Jan 16, 2018

I loved Joe Frank and learned an immense amount from...

I loved Joe Frank and learned an immense amount from listening to a set of files over and over. twitter.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

I love this website and it was great. It was good until the...

I love this website and it was great. It was good until the end. theawl.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

I've never seen that! I wonder if I saw pictures somewhere.

@derekmurr I've never seen that! I wonder if I saw pictures somewhere.
Jan 16, 2018

For some reason even though I've watched the show I can't...

For some reason even though I've watched the show I can't get the idea out of my head that Mindhunter is about rogue levitating brains and that the Henry Cavill-lite one needs to turn to the Biff from Back to the Future one and go READY TO HUNT SOME MINDS? They use spears.
Jan 16, 2018

The platform is now blessedly fast. Everything else seems...

The platform is now blessedly fast. Everything else seems great. But fast first. twitter.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

Me giving you attention. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9...

Me giving you attention. twitter.com/...
Jan 16, 2018

I...do. https://twitter.com/jackrusher/status/95318593310861...

Jan 15, 2018

sleep increasingly feels like a form of revenge i take...

sleep increasingly feels like a form of revenge i take against social media
Jan 15, 2018

But Rick the ads can mine more credit to buy more ad...

@RickWebb But Rick the ads can mine more credit to buy more ad placements.
Jan 15, 2018

Yessssss that's right get the ad networks on the blockchain...

Yessssss that's right get the ad networks on the blockchain and then my spirit will be freeeeeeee. twitter.com/...
Jan 15, 2018

THE CONTENT OF MY WORK IS THE STRATEGY EMPLOYED TO ENSURE...

THE CONTENT OF MY WORK IS THE STRATEGY EMPLOYED TO ENSURE THAT THERE IS NO CONTENT OTHER THAN THE STRATEGY. Right there on my epitaph.
Jan 15, 2018

thaaaat's right that's the 1970 art world good stuff give...

thaaaat's right that's the 1970 art world good stuff give it me right in my cyberneurosocket moma.org/... twitter.com/...
Jan 15, 2018

No it's great. The one redeeming aspect of the Internet is...

@craigmod No it's great. The one redeeming aspect of the Internet is when it shows us casual details in other countries.
Jan 15, 2018

Reblogging this. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/820994953...

Reblogging this. twitter.com/...
Jan 14, 2018

Wait so that means you do or don't want to go camping.

@kjhealy Wait so that means you do or don't want to go camping.
Jan 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/952621996453646338/photo/1

Jan 14, 2018

From the archives https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95262198...

From the archives twitter.com/...
Jan 14, 2018

Basically what that piece says feels about right to me....

@matt_deboard Basically what that piece says feels about right to me. State management is always hard and there is no magic architectural pattern. We love thinking functionally and using serverless platforms. trackchanges.postlight.com/...
Jan 14, 2018

some calming words on microservices...

some calming words on microservices dwmkerr.com/...
Jan 14, 2018

Right! And knowing that that view exists and that you can...

@cjd3vries Right! And knowing that that view exists and that you can capture it actually changes your behavior and connection to the world, which is the truly fun part of technology.
Jan 14, 2018

I like how Choire trolls us with Bitcoin sweaters and then...

@felixsalmon @Choire @gabrielsnyder @jackshafer I like how Choire trolls us with Bitcoin sweaters and then no STILL NOT ENOUGH trolling he has to trot this nightmare interview out into the light.
Jan 14, 2018

An immutable record of who did the dishes.

@TheMFingChisa An immutable record of who did the dishes.
Jan 14, 2018

The important thing is that everyone has fun.

The important thing is that everyone has fun.
Jan 14, 2018

Humans in aggregate can handle one or two big ideas, not 50...

Humans in aggregate can handle one or two big ideas, not 50 billion competing ideas.
Jan 14, 2018

I wonder if blockchain stuff will have that same wild...

I wonder if blockchain stuff will have that same wild implosion that the web did in the early 2000s, leaving only believers, who release what users actually want six years later (and then increasing, endless consolidation). nytimes.com/...
Jan 14, 2018

Nah I'm coming off a nice iPhone 6 which had a perfectly...

@cjd3vries Nah I'm coming off a nice iPhone 6 which had a perfectly fine camera. I mean we live in a world of unbelievable riches and we've hardly begun to use what we have, it's just wild.
Jan 13, 2018

(The Pixel DID completely lose its shit once and require me...

(The Pixel DID completely lose its shit once and require me to reinstall everything, which was a pain in the ass. I'm still upset about it. I had all my apps in folders.)
Jan 13, 2018

PS139 in Ditmas Park, Brooklyn.

@mdrainey PS139 in Ditmas Park, Brooklyn.
Jan 13, 2018

So @_cynar mentioned Bill Laswell which put me in mind of...

So @_cynar mentioned Bill Laswell which put me in mind of Gigi, and I went back to Gold & Wax, which is one of the few times I've returned to something from a decade ago and found it even better than I remembered. Just a flawless album. open.spotify.com/...
Jan 13, 2018

And if you zoom in it's all there....

And if you zoom in it's all there. twitter.com/...
Jan 13, 2018

you can literally drive through my pores

@PremiumMediocre you can literally drive through my pores
Jan 13, 2018

It's just dumb stuff like this, IDK, it's very fast and...

It's just dumb stuff like this, IDK, it's very fast and easy to just mess around while you're at the playground. Same is true of iOS, I guess, I just didn't as much. twitter.com/...
Jan 13, 2018

ARABESQUE #1 STARTS PLAYING startling me from my chair...

@redleaf8 ARABESQUE #1 STARTS PLAYING startling me from my chair where I fell asleep hours ago watching I, Claudius. Soon I know Jack Horkheimer will say, “Pertheuth! And Andrawmahdah—the star-crawst lovahs.”
Jan 13, 2018

The Pixel2 camera is the first time a phone camera made me...

The Pixel2 camera is the first time a phone camera made me think, I need to keep my eyes open more.
Jan 13, 2018

Today had good shadows. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95...

Today had good shadows. twitter.com/...
Jan 12, 2018

This is world-class entertainment.

@mathowie This is world-class entertainment.
Jan 12, 2018

I would also install silent automatic door openers on all...

@leahfinnegan I would also install silent automatic door openers on all Vatican doors so I could just move through the building in robes like an all powerful ghost.
Jan 12, 2018

I mean this is the dude. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/9...

I mean this is the dude. twitter.com/...
Jan 12, 2018

Actually I guess this tweet is a good example of exactly...

Actually I guess this tweet is a good example of exactly that.
Jan 12, 2018

Racism stories become media stories so fast it's crazy.

Racism stories become media stories so fast it's crazy.
Jan 12, 2018

It was a sensible decision. IDK, no one remembers that...

@michelet @michellelegro @annehelen @aminatou It was a sensible decision. IDK, no one remembers that thing but I built a special CMS just for index stats and me and @elizabethminkel spent lots of nice hours just lining up 25,000 stats. RIP.
Jan 12, 2018

But I built it using Django/Solr etc. After I left the...

@michelet @michellelegro @annehelen @aminatou But I built it using Django/Solr etc. After I left the budget was so tight (comically so) that the new web person picked his battles. A much simpler, less interactive version was built to connect to the one big WordPress install.
Jan 12, 2018

There was a digital version of the index that was pure...

@michelet @michellelegro @annehelen @aminatou There was a digital version of the index that was pure (just words and a search bar) but had secret powers let you search and sort by stats and had a great taxonomy, and it went out in 2009 or so and got tons of traffic, tweets, and love! (metafilter.com/...
Jan 11, 2018

Wow that's weird I wonder what happened.

@bn2b Wow that's weird I wonder what happened.
Jan 11, 2018

CODE by Charles Petzold is the best I think, starts with...

@laurenfklein @Sierra_OffLine CODE by Charles Petzold is the best I think, starts with flashlights, but I would just play the game HUMAN RESOURCE MACHINE with them yelling out ideas en.m.wikipedia.org/...
Jan 11, 2018

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/951468665236582400/photo/1

Jan 10, 2018

I mean at BuzzFeed they still do!

@kleinmatic I mean at BuzzFeed they still do!
Jan 10, 2018

That's amazing and you should be proud.

@kleinmatic That's amazing and you should be proud.
Jan 10, 2018

Too soon might as well be never. Anyway they did preserve...

@kleinmatic Too soon might as well be never. Anyway they did preserve the archive and move it to WordPress and even paid for a web designer. I'm glad they didn't destroy the archive proper. It could have happened. And I learned how to edit, write, and think about platforms.
Jan 10, 2018

I quit 8 years ago! Just realized. Definitely stays in your...

@kleinmatic I quit 8 years ago! Just realized. Definitely stays in your brain.
Jan 10, 2018

Things happen. It was good and it was viral! But it was in...

@kleinmatic Things happen. It was good and it was viral! But it was in Django and Solr and had an obscure taxonomy module that let you search for Illinois and find Chicago and it was unfair to expect people to support that when I left in a hurry. I built it for myself not the future.
Jan 10, 2018

When the Catbus is late https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95...

When the Catbus is late twitter.com/...
Jan 10, 2018

I've had this exact thought, and I am assuming that the...

@hondanhon I've had this exact thought, and I am assuming that the total supply of attention is far less than is necessitated by the business plans of the current marketplace. I tried to think of some ways to measure it but I think you just multiply a number of minutes by a number of humans
Jan 10, 2018

“A few weeks later, a sewage pipe spewed waste onto a...

“A few weeks later, a sewage pipe spewed waste onto a heavily trafficked concourse—an honest-to-God shitstorm.” bloomberg.com/...
Jan 9, 2018

i like to listen to people complain about cmses, it's fun...

@amandafrench i like to listen to people complain about cmses, it's fun for me
Jan 9, 2018

This morning I successfully achieved full boots on and...

@kzwa @hondanhon This morning I successfully achieved full boots on and backpacks packed 20 minutes early by bribing with 10 minutes of YouTube. Took six years.
Jan 9, 2018

Oddly it has my hair.

@fireland Oddly it has my hair.
Jan 8, 2018

Friends, I'm doing my very best to understand your tweets....

Friends, I'm doing my very best to understand your tweets. twitter.com/...
Jan 8, 2018

Frankie this tweet is flawless.

@fdsimms Frankie this tweet is flawless.
Jan 8, 2018

I see a few songs surviving because sentimental piano...

@alpesh_shah @danielpunkass I see a few songs surviving because sentimental piano standards fit in nicely with the rest of musical history. Same with Elton John.
Jan 8, 2018

Oh come on. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/95036052072872...

Oh come on. twitter.com/...
Jan 7, 2018

Yep! You can do a lot of this with Chrome headless, too,...

@meyerweb @firefox Yep! You can do a lot of this with Chrome headless, too, but try as I might I can't make Chrome headless believe I am me, whereas Firefox does run against my profile/cookies/etc. And just seems to work right out of the box.
Jan 6, 2018

Oh wow Twitter WRECKED those jpegs but trust me they are...

@firefox Oh wow Twitter WRECKED those jpegs but trust me they are clear as the cold calm morning at a lakehouse in rural Maine.
Jan 6, 2018

I appreciate the way @firefox lets you do command-line...

I appreciate the way @firefox lets you do command-line screenshotting and cookies just work (i.e. "./firefox -screenshot netflix.jpg netflix.com/... It will take screenshots of pages up to 32,000 pixels tall (then you you need to pass in -window-size=800,32000). twitter.com/...
Jan 5, 2018

Thank you I will look into it!

@ursonate Thank you I will look into it!
Jan 5, 2018

There are no frauds. And yep get those books and those...

@Skeptimom There are no frauds. And yep get those books and those skills!
Jan 4, 2018

if you like interviews with me about nerd stuff then have i...

if you like interviews with me about nerd stuff then have i got a link for you bit.ly/...
Jan 4, 2018

72 years is a good run, but still way too young. Thank you,...

72 years is a good run, but still way too young. Thank you, computers. For everything. ❤
Jan 4, 2018

Me too! Times have changed a little so I have to erase some...

@helenjane Me too! Times have changed a little so I have to erase some of them, but that keeps me entertained, too.
Jan 4, 2018

It's like the Earth is tweeting.

It's like the Earth is tweeting.
Jan 4, 2018

Stay safe both coasts.

Stay safe both coasts.
Jan 3, 2018

I hope the Spotify IPO goes well but if it doesn't I'm sure...

I hope the Spotify IPO goes well but if it doesn't I'm sure they can make it up on touring and merchandise.
Jan 2, 2018

It's 2018, and I am SO GLAD we were able to get the term...

It's 2018, and I am SO GLAD we were able to get the term “functional beverage” into our podcast thank you @MattHartman. twitter.com/...
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