October 2016

Oct 31, 2016

i mean when WA 2.0 comes out and can talk to the DOM, could...

@textfiles i mean when WA 2.0 comes out and can talk to the DOM, could I directly bridge to the DOM from my emu-C64? SURE WHY NOT?
Oct 31, 2016

heheheheheh i think about this A LOT

@textfiles heheheheheh i think about this A LOT
Oct 31, 2016

It's the weirdest thing because they all work in...

@JoeBlubaugh It's the weirdest thing because they all work in telecommunications.
Oct 31, 2016

Yes but when you read his book it all starts to make the...

@winjer Yes but when you read his book it all starts to make the worst kind of sense. This person is essentially a techno-millenarianist.
Oct 31, 2016

I'm sorry DockJaw he's in Sweden, it checks out.

@cblgh @DockJaw I'm sorry DockJaw he's in Sweden, it checks out.
Oct 31, 2016

Right, and with pictures of waterfalls or human hands...

@amyhoy Right, and with pictures of waterfalls or human hands holding bonsai plants.
Oct 31, 2016

Oh it's cool to see it in the wild! Thanks for the picture!

@cblgh @Colewitz Oh it's cool to see it in the wild! Thanks for the picture!
Oct 31, 2016

I've worked on powerpoints for C-level folks where they...

I've worked on powerpoints for C-level folks where they just ask my opinion of certain words. Like “innovation,” or “power,” or “unique.”
Oct 31, 2016

He could be incredibly smart and still sound like a dummy,...

He could be incredibly smart and still sound like a dummy, because the last two decades have taught him that platitudes are all that's safe.
Oct 31, 2016

Every time an executive leader at Thiel's level speaks it's...

Every time an executive leader at Thiel's level speaks it's ENORMOUS commercial risk. It doesn't work when the context changes to politics.
Oct 31, 2016

This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is...

This is good. The thing I believe is that SV is rhetorically impoverished because its source materials are shallow. nymag.com/...
Oct 31, 2016

Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know?...

Open-source logo design is really somethin' ya know? github.com/...
Oct 31, 2016

Right I mean, real journalism risks the narrative. And...

@espiers Right I mean, real journalism risks the narrative. And occasionally a Drudge/Breitbart arises willing to basically do only oppo stuff.
Oct 31, 2016

I think given a couple weeks we could staff this. Baby...

@espiers I think given a couple weeks we could staff this. Baby journos feeding clips to fire-breathing lunatics plus interviews.
Oct 31, 2016

I mean you go for the giant Christian podcasters and offer...

@espiers I mean you go for the giant Christian podcasters and offer them TV shows, throw in cute millenarianists and far-right doctors and brokers.
Oct 31, 2016

I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it...

I just said “Bless you” to a stranger on this bus and it came out creepy as hell, like I meant it.
Oct 31, 2016

Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir. But also, wear a tie to...

Wow Army procurement vs. Palantir. But also, wear a tie to the Pentagon. bloomberg.com/...
Oct 31, 2016

Meaningless cruelty and violence...ridiculous...

Meaningless cruelty and violence...ridiculous setting...boring tech arguments...What if...Twitter is Westworld.
Oct 30, 2016

They use it on their iVlads

@bn2b They use it on their iVlads
Oct 30, 2016

could kind of easily veer into inception territory though...

@rustyk5 could kind of easily veer into inception territory though and the final dream is just this enormous viper pit with vipers in filth
Oct 30, 2016

Swell. https://twitter.com/538forecastbot/status/79273716494...

Oct 29, 2016

There is finally a public archive of all the tweets....

There is finally a public archive of all the tweets. twitter.com/...
Oct 29, 2016

oh yeah facebook conspiracies, we're ALREADY bought in, you...

@droob @bn2b oh yeah facebook conspiracies, we're ALREADY bought in, you can see the seeds today
Oct 29, 2016

yeah in retrospect logan's run was a comedy

@bn2b @droob yeah in retrospect logan's run was a comedy
Oct 29, 2016

markets are conversations, which means that we're about to...

@bn2b @droob markets are conversations, which means that we're about to have a really freaking intense market about building 7 of the WTC
Oct 29, 2016

well i think "i don't know anything" group is like, "might...

@bn2b well i think "i don't know anything" group is like, "might as well ride my bike or fix cars, no one cares what I think, it's cool."
Oct 29, 2016

I think about that group a lot, also in the context of...

@bn2b I think about that group a lot, also in the context of Dilbert guy, and I can't figure out what happened!
Oct 28, 2016

*extreme dad voice* my sinuses

*extreme dad voice* my sinuses
Oct 28, 2016

I mean it's even worse because it looks like I wrote her...

@RonenV I mean it's even worse because it looks like I wrote her words :(
Oct 28, 2016

That's the default auto-tweet-from-Vine formatting, I wrote...

@RonenV That's the default auto-tweet-from-Vine formatting, I wrote none of it.
Oct 28, 2016

One last time. Goodbye Vine! I'll see you on the flip...

One last time. Goodbye Vine! I'll see you on the flip side :~) (Vine by @contrachloe) vine.co/...
Oct 28, 2016

I feel that not being able to pin other people's tweets is...

@DanielZarick I feel that not being able to pin other people's tweets is such a problem in this product.
Oct 28, 2016

I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted...

I wish there was some way to tell the people who've muted me that I get it.
Oct 27, 2016

This is really strong work https://news.vice.com/story/tech-...

This is really strong work news.vice.com/...
Oct 27, 2016

whoosh http://deadspin.com/the-writer-who-was-too-strong-to-...

Oct 27, 2016

After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went...

After a lifetime of saying I couldn't with this, I went ahead and evened.
Oct 27, 2016

sarah can i see you in my office for a brief chat. not...

@_loveallthis sarah can i see you in my office for a brief chat. not urgent. just when you have a moment.
Oct 27, 2016

We should celebrate Vine's hilarity not mourn it's loWe...

We should celebrate Vine's hilarity not mourn it's loWe should celebrate Vine's hilarity not mourn it's loWe should celebrate Vine's hilarit
Oct 27, 2016

closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know...

closer is basically a remix of somebody that i used to know twitter.com/...
Oct 27, 2016

i work hard, i play hard

@peterwayner i work hard, i play hard
Oct 27, 2016

folks watch this space because in a week or two i'm gonna...

@SolarConstant @roybahat folks watch this space because in a week or two i'm gonna have a real treat for you
Oct 27, 2016

brennen i just needed to come back here and say thank you...

@flowb33 brennen i just needed to come back here and say thank you for your good work today
Oct 27, 2016

it is the most retrofuturistic thing i've seen in ages

@Beschizza it is the most retrofuturistic thing i've seen in ages
Oct 27, 2016

if it was a rock it could be a PET rock

@peterwayner if it was a rock it could be a PET rock
Oct 27, 2016

This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on...

This is definitely the future. Imagine Pepe stamping on your face, forever. bloomberg.com/... twitter.com/...
Oct 26, 2016

we all do. we all do.

@jordne we all do. we all do.
Oct 26, 2016

no that's normal there's zillions of approaches

@jordne no that's normal there's zillions of approaches
Oct 25, 2016

oh god that looks so satisfying

@neuey oh god that looks so satisfying
Oct 25, 2016

listen this is just more gotcha churnalism

@kittenhotep listen this is just more gotcha churnalism
Oct 25, 2016

Galaxy Cleft

@aphyr Galaxy Cleft
Oct 25, 2016

the trouble with dribbles

@aphyr the trouble with dribbles
Oct 25, 2016

A Wrinkle in Slime

@aphyr A Wrinkle in Slime
Oct 25, 2016

i just missed my bus stop trying to work out the left hand...

@aphyr i just missed my bus stop trying to work out the left hand of darkness
Oct 25, 2016

The Fist Element

@aphyr The Fist Element
Oct 25, 2016

stranger in a strange man

@aphyr stranger in a strange man
Oct 25, 2016

I will be thinking of raunchy Iain Banks all night. So far...

@aphyr I will be thinking of raunchy Iain Banks all night. So far I only have “Whorbitals.”
Oct 25, 2016

Not because I love cats THAT much, I just want to win.

Not because I love cats THAT much, I just want to win.
Oct 25, 2016

If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.”

If I ever run for office my platform will just be “Cats.”
Oct 25, 2016

I try to reach all the mammals.

@HoeflerCo I try to reach all the mammals.
Oct 25, 2016

Very Special Services

@aphyr Very Special Services
Oct 25, 2016

I'm going to suggest to my wife that we put it up in the...

I'm going to suggest to my wife that we put it up in the living room.
Oct 25, 2016

The unexpected sight of your name in 600pt type gives you a...

The unexpected sight of your name in 600pt type gives you a profound sense of having blown your cover.
Oct 25, 2016

This happens at most of my meetings....

This happens at most of my meetings. twitter.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

Jesus Carlos chill. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/791016...

Jesus Carlos chill. twitter.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

Mfw it's WINS news time https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/79...

Mfw it's WINS news time twitter.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

i mean i guess Ernie Bushmiller got there first

i mean i guess Ernie Bushmiller got there first
Oct 25, 2016

i used to think dilbert was funny but now i think dilbert...

i used to think dilbert was funny but now i think dilbert is hilarious
Oct 25, 2016

it's true that flex was kinda lacking in sparkle before

@harper @dylanreed it's true that flex was kinda lacking in sparkle before
Oct 25, 2016

Also to prank your folks.

@harper Also to prank your folks.
Oct 25, 2016

These are known as “good people.”

@anildash These are known as “good people.”
Oct 25, 2016

i love spinny shiny things on my internet!

@maxabelson i love spinny shiny things on my internet!
Oct 25, 2016

wow that is a lot of confusing signifiers at once

@droob wow that is a lot of confusing signifiers at once
Oct 25, 2016

i thought this extended to under 50 too

@leahfinnegan i thought this extended to under 50 too
Oct 25, 2016

heh we're building a little studio in the office then...

@textfiles heh we're building a little studio in the office then absolutely!
Oct 25, 2016

This was in the before times Adam. When to engage with a...

@asolove This was in the before times Adam. When to engage with a brand was still a hidden, forbidden act.
Oct 25, 2016

I think this tweet may represent my entire personal...

I think this tweet may represent my entire personal philosophy. twitter.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d...

this is just gets funnier as you keep reading plus the 3d tower is the hilarious design equivalent of gold-leaf bloomberg.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

well this worked out great for everybody...

well this worked out great for everybody twitter.com/...
Oct 25, 2016

Everyone has a right to sparkle.

Everyone has a right to sparkle.
Oct 25, 2016

oh whatever i'm sure i'll screw him up but my wife and I...

@xander76 oh whatever i'm sure i'll screw him up but my wife and I will fucking throw punches to protect his right to sparkle
Oct 25, 2016

take a little break okay

@bn2b take a little break okay
Oct 25, 2016

when you wave away the fly but end up touching the fly with...

when you wave away the fly but end up touching the fly with your bare fingers it's a bad feeling
Oct 25, 2016

Well at the same time if he stays THIS certain then he will...

@rebeccablood Well at the same time if he stays THIS certain then he will live in a Baby Hippo House with his five dads and Béyonce.
Oct 25, 2016

I mean he's five and they're shoes. This is like #2,404 out...

@rebeccablood I mean he's five and they're shoes. This is like #2,404 out of #1,444,494 things to think through.
Oct 25, 2016

that's the small one! but yes, it's wild. they could fit in...

@jackrusher that's the small one! but yes, it's wild. they could fit in their own backpacks.
Oct 25, 2016

It'll get more complicated later.

It'll get more complicated later.
Oct 25, 2016

And they're like, oh. Cool.

And they're like, oh. Cool.
Oct 25, 2016

When other little boys make fun of him for wearing girl...

When other little boys make fun of him for wearing girl shoes he just says “they help me go fast.”
Oct 25, 2016

Still thinking through my son's look this morning....

Still thinking through my son's look this morning. twitter.com/...
Oct 24, 2016

So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out...

So long, Jack Chick. What will wild-eyed castaways hand out at the bus station now? twitter.com/...
Oct 23, 2016

you're an adult. You can have cereal for dinner. Things...

@neuey you're an adult. You can have cereal for dinner. Things that make you happy for ten minutes are worth doing.
Oct 23, 2016

I wrote some dank React.

I wrote some dank React.
Oct 23, 2016

yall are getting too old for that shit

@iano yall are getting too old for that shit
Oct 23, 2016

midnight is kind of when i no longer want to read about...

@HappyHorseSkull midnight is kind of when i no longer want to read about observable patterns
Oct 23, 2016

i'm going to use a global out of spite

i'm going to use a global out of spite
Oct 23, 2016

wow there are a lot of ways components can communicate...

wow there are a lot of ways components can communicate these days
Oct 22, 2016

I'm supposed to be debugging some React in my quest to...

@therealfitz @skamille I'm supposed to be debugging some React in my quest to understand technologies.
Oct 22, 2016

skamille i'm alone drinking a beer

@skamille skamille i'm alone drinking a beer
Oct 22, 2016

and that's how the internet was built

@jpotisch @bn2b and that's how the internet was built
Oct 22, 2016

“For this idea to work we need to turn ten abandoned malls...

“For this idea to work we need to turn ten abandoned malls into coworking spaces AND own a helicopter company.”
Oct 22, 2016

Like I've spent $100 million in my head already

@bn2b Like I've spent $100 million in my head already
Oct 22, 2016

Nothing surprising just noticed I had like three google...

@bn2b Nothing surprising just noticed I had like three google spreadsheets open with BIG IDEAS and shitty business plans.
Oct 22, 2016

You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough...

You know what doesn't get brought up in discussion enough is how much fun it is to stay up Saturday night and make big plans.
Oct 22, 2016

all good but we're listening!

@capndesign all good but we're listening!
Oct 22, 2016

no thoughts on that yet. but we want to hear your thoughts.

@capndesign no thoughts on that yet. but we want to hear your thoughts.
Oct 22, 2016

What's better than science kids....

What's better than science kids. twitter.com/...
Oct 22, 2016

still updated still works

@t3hub3rk1tten still updated still works
Oct 22, 2016

“There's no crying in Sorry.” Is something I just said to a...

“There's no crying in Sorry.” Is something I just said to a five-year-old learning a new board game.
Oct 22, 2016

Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every...

Webmin just keeps getting better year over year and every month or so I'm grateful it exists webmin.com
Oct 22, 2016

I bet AT&T wishes that just ONCE the federal government...

I bet AT&T wishes that just ONCE the federal government and hundreds of millions of consumers would say, “Good job, AT&T, you deserve it.”
Oct 22, 2016

I know that's broad so we can narrow this question down to...

I know that's broad so we can narrow this question down to a manageable scope: Can anyone tell me what was up with Bob Benson?
Oct 22, 2016

no it's good i just can't figure out if there was a theme

@ericzawo no it's good i just can't figure out if there was a theme
Oct 22, 2016

ahhhh metadata-rich filesystem objects, the great hope of...

@babarganesh @wayback_exe ahhhh metadata-rich filesystem objects, the great hope of the 90s
Oct 22, 2016

Probably tweeting about the same but not on the election so...

@nathandeuel Probably tweeting about the same but not on the election so it's like just these little chipmunk squeaks amongst the lion roars
Oct 22, 2016

What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about...

What was the point of Mad Men? I've been thinking about this for a while and I have no idea.
Oct 22, 2016

“Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare/The lone and...

“Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare/The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Oct 22, 2016

“Click here to read a review of Ragout 2.0 from the...

“Click here to read a review of Ragout 2.0 from the May/June 1996 issue of PDA Developers.”
Oct 22, 2016

remember this when you do javascript things...

remember this when you do javascript things twitter.com/...
Oct 22, 2016

We made an app to fix a Slack pain point:...

We made an app to fix a Slack pain point: getsotu.com/... quickly collates project summaries from Slack channels. twitter.com/...
Oct 21, 2016

twitter won't show me any pictures or let me click through...

@leahfinnegan twitter won't show me any pictures or let me click through but the answers is obviously yes
Oct 20, 2016

“Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot...

“Guys, the Google Docs you know and love today got a lot better after Google Wave shut down.” —@adampash, drinking a beer, cool
Oct 20, 2016

i guess i can't really say anything after what i did

@Bluewall i guess i can't really say anything after what i did
Oct 20, 2016

HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only...

HBO's new series is about stateless robots that only communicate with a few verbs, it's called RESTWorld.
Oct 20, 2016

after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that...

after the brand has been destroyed salt the brand so that nothing can grow there ever again newyorker.com/...
Oct 20, 2016

I feel that “BEST PODCAST THAT'S REALLY AN AD BUT REALLY IS...

@xor @ethanchiel @richziade I feel that “BEST PODCAST THAT'S REALLY AN AD BUT REALLY IS A GOOD PODCAST” is exactly the praise we deserve.
Oct 20, 2016

This photo is a good reminder of just how different...

This photo is a good reminder of just how different presidential debates used to be. twitter.com/...
Oct 20, 2016

oh lord i can only imagine

@meyerweb oh lord i can only imagine
Oct 20, 2016

ignore that it was from 2008 everything is fine everything...

ignore that it was from 2008 everything is fine everything is great and everyone is doing great
Oct 20, 2016

heheheh just erased that tweet. we dodged a bullet.

@king_cons heheheh just erased that tweet. we dodged a bullet.
Oct 20, 2016

heh yes it is about digital archives and physical spaces,...

@mathowie @richziade heh yes it is about digital archives and physical spaces, ultimately. can't help ourselves.
Oct 20, 2016

wheee which browser are you on?

@bnwlfsn @kjhealy wheee which browser are you on?
Oct 20, 2016

bugs are always a gift, thank you kieran

@kjhealy bugs are always a gift, thank you kieran
Oct 20, 2016

hahahahahahaha oh god the AI guns will need to get money

@RealEddy_G hahahahahahaha oh god the AI guns will need to get money
Oct 20, 2016

The NRA will just...be a gun.

@derektmead The NRA will just...be a gun.
Oct 20, 2016

One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns...

One exciting future issue is that when AI is real our guns will demand free speech.
Oct 20, 2016

I'd be really happy to get that from an editor, fwiw

@tressiemcphd I'd be really happy to get that from an editor, fwiw
Oct 20, 2016

You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy...

You know America is in trouble when there's nothing to buy that can make you feel better.
Oct 20, 2016

I mean ALL that stuff

@droob I mean ALL that stuff
Oct 20, 2016

1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your...

1st screen makes you feel helpless, 2nd screen is all your friends yelling, often at each other. I guess it's time for a 3rd screen.
Oct 20, 2016

God I love super detailed goofy things....

God I love super detailed goofy things. twitter.com/...
Oct 19, 2016

gigot the wacky neighbor. it's called "bedfellows"

@studiesincrap gigot the wacky neighbor. it's called "bedfellows"
Oct 19, 2016

argh it doesn't take PayPal

@leahfinnegan argh it doesn't take PayPal
Oct 19, 2016

I'm gonna give money to NARAL right now

@leahfinnegan I'm gonna give money to NARAL right now
Oct 19, 2016

I mean this is a nightmare

@leahfinnegan I mean this is a nightmare
Oct 19, 2016

They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders.

They look like the little devil/angel on your shoulders.
Oct 19, 2016

Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable...

Appreciate the feedback on my hands, very valuable feedback. twitter.com/...
Oct 19, 2016

Thank you Daniel, I've appreciated hearing that feedback...

@DanielZarick Thank you Daniel, I've appreciated hearing that feedback from so many of my friends.
Oct 19, 2016

my birthday was in august i'm 23 years old and looking 2...

@leahfinnegan @joshuatopolsky my birthday was in august i'm 23 years old and looking 2 party
Oct 19, 2016

Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP....

Season close Westworld, they zoom out, it's ON A SPACESHIP. Zoom out further, it's a videogame! Zoom out further it's in the mind of a child
Oct 19, 2016

right, it's weirdly all purpose but vaguely health related

@_nalini_ right, it's weirdly all purpose but vaguely health related
Oct 19, 2016

Also this election will define the future of our Republic.

Also this election will define the future of our Republic.
Oct 19, 2016

I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot...

I can't decide if Podesta sounds more like part of a foot or part of a urinary tract. "I tore my podesta" v. “I have granular podestalitis.”
Oct 19, 2016

The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat...

The classic Pepe-from-behind shot, matched only by fat people below the neck in Pepe shirts and grieving Middle Eastern mom Pepe. twitter.com/...
Oct 19, 2016

Sucks not to control distribution....

Sucks not to control distribution. twitter.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

It's true they are the most real of all the tech coverage!

@bluechoochoo @motherboard It's true they are the most real of all the tech coverage!
Oct 18, 2016

good strong battery levels too

@anildash good strong battery levels too
Oct 18, 2016

you're welcome. Websites are HARD WORK.

@robynkanner you're welcome. Websites are HARD WORK.
Oct 18, 2016

also I just went and looked and MTH looks so good and has...

@robynkanner also I just went and looked and MTH looks so good and has come so far!
Oct 18, 2016

I've long appreciated your joyful Internet generosity and...

@robynkanner I've long appreciated your joyful Internet generosity and service to your community!
Oct 18, 2016

me too, it's a lot lately and my brain is weird. But I'm...

@robynkanner me too, it's a lot lately and my brain is weird. But I'm surrounded by loving people. God I'd love some curry puffs.
Oct 18, 2016

right it's the only way to be sure

@robynkanner right it's the only way to be sure
Oct 18, 2016

hi Robyn I had to delete that tweet

@robynkanner hi Robyn I had to delete that tweet
Oct 18, 2016

I'm just now getting through Im a dad I don't want sons

@theodoreross I'm just now getting through Im a dad I don't want sons
Oct 18, 2016

I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until...

I need the NYTimes to stop writing about parenting until the election is over. I cannot handle both.
Oct 18, 2016

I mean from the early days it was kind of an XML...

@rsnous I mean from the early days it was kind of an XML serialization of Illustrator which basically makes it PS++/XML.
Oct 18, 2016

i mean, i think everything is kind of ridiculous, but...

@amyhoy i mean, i think everything is kind of ridiculous, but software just isn't funny
Oct 18, 2016

shit noah that was you? you should have shirts made

@nkulw shit noah that was you? you should have shirts made
Oct 18, 2016

p2 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/788478212779151360/phot...

Oct 18, 2016

My screenshots folder is a trove...

My screenshots folder is a trove twitter.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

this is the real me brian

@brianvan this is the real me brian
Oct 18, 2016

#1 on the NYTimes Beestseller List...

#1 on the NYTimes Beestseller List twitter.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider”...

Holy cow the Times is publishing ebooks for “Insider” members and...the tail is long. twitter.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

it was so willfully transgressive and hilarious and impious...

@annegalloway it was so willfully transgressive and hilarious and impious but the exact same jokes on 4chan today are just cruelty
Oct 18, 2016

We made little books with quotes from the people on the...

We made little books with quotes from the people on the podcasts, we have about 20 spare, if you email contact@postlight.com we'll send.
Oct 18, 2016

I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has...

I don't like to flog our horse too much but the podcast has some great thinky stuff lately.
Oct 18, 2016

We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about...

We did a podcast about our office, which is old, and about finding out where @PostlightStudio resides in time soundcloud.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

oh they must be right, I think that's the plot of Broad City

@theodoreross oh they must be right, I think that's the plot of Broad City
Oct 18, 2016

Like the # of spaces where you can just hang for hours...

@theodoreross Like the # of spaces where you can just hang for hours seems to have gone down.
Oct 18, 2016

More that there are just fewer bookstores in general.

@theodoreross More that there are just fewer bookstores in general.
Oct 18, 2016

Remember the narrative around self-possessed, kind-hearted,...

Remember the narrative around self-possessed, kind-hearted, but incredibly competitive young women representing the best of America?
Oct 18, 2016

it's all getting blurry

@KristyT it's all getting blurry
Oct 18, 2016

Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago.

Hard to believe the summer Olympics were only six years ago.
Oct 18, 2016

Hung with this bird today. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status...

Hung with this bird today. twitter.com/...
Oct 18, 2016

At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But...

At the funeral of Laughing Cow cheese executive: “But today, the cow is not laughing.”
Oct 17, 2016

it's true, you could even wait if they were too crowded and...

@pareene it's true, you could even wait if they were too crowded and there'd be a more chill train in like 10 mins
Oct 17, 2016

agreed it lacked that wonderful junky basement

@MattBoggie agreed it lacked that wonderful junky basement
Oct 17, 2016

awwww 1922 and nothing is different

@michelet awwww 1922 and nothing is different
Oct 17, 2016

the key is to just never really let yourself want things to...

@Bill_Braine the key is to just never really let yourself want things to be easy or pleasant
Oct 17, 2016

yeah it was completely wrong i loved it

@sarahObender yeah it was completely wrong i loved it
Oct 17, 2016

5+ years ago. it was the weirdest one. my current fave is...

@alazyreader 5+ years ago. it was the weirdest one. my current fave is Here is a Book Store
Oct 17, 2016

did you ever go to the dover bookstore on the 9th floor of...

@alazyreader did you ever go to the dover bookstore on the 9th floor of this building on i think hudson st
Oct 17, 2016

New new york is really good too, people believe old new...

@tomskee New new york is really good too, people believe old new york was better but they're wrong, the key thing is NY is the best
Oct 17, 2016

I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel...

I'm suspicious that Context in React is so people can feel okay about global state. Like the Pirate's Booty cheese doodles of global vars.
Oct 17, 2016

Sure, but there were LOTS of bookstores you could work them...

@michelet Sure, but there were LOTS of bookstores you could work them into activities. "Lets go to Strand Downtown & walk to the SI Ferry."
Oct 17, 2016

buying tokens was NOT GREAT but metrocards are increasingly...

@ludaverses buying tokens was NOT GREAT but metrocards are increasingly laaaaaaame
Oct 17, 2016

ulgh I feel like I just got punched in the gut

@awparks ulgh I feel like I just got punched in the gut
Oct 17, 2016

One thing that's gone is weekend bookstore shopping,...

One thing that's gone is weekend bookstore shopping, meeting people at Coliseum Books or Strand Downtown and hanging for HOURS then eating.
Oct 17, 2016

What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC...

What is the non 9/11 thing that has changed most in NYC since you've been here?
Oct 17, 2016

“1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number...

“1565955016100611611950691556565555559, that is the number to get in the baby hippo house.” twitter.com/...
Oct 17, 2016

this is a def moment where I feel fundamentally unprepared

@drunkenbee this is a def moment where I feel fundamentally unprepared
Oct 17, 2016

except...we should

@jeb except...we should
Oct 17, 2016

I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners...

I cannot rationally process that my twin kindergartners prepared for a school shooting today. twitter.com/...
Oct 17, 2016

I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app...

I wish Silicon Valley would build a simple, beautiful, app that instantly lets me repudiate Peter Thiel.
Oct 17, 2016

“Do you have any small cars that DON'T come filled with...

@caseyjohnston “Do you have any small cars that DON'T come filled with clowns?”
Oct 17, 2016

there's a big part of this outcome that's so...delicious

@caseyjohnston there's a big part of this outcome that's so...delicious
Oct 17, 2016

We make content from the other content we make....

We make content from the other content we make. twitter.com/...
Oct 17, 2016

I had seen this quote 25 times before I turned 18 and it...

@tressiemcphd I had seen this quote 25 times before I turned 18 and it did me no favors twitter.com/...
Oct 17, 2016

he'd need to repudiate infowars and throw a lot of people...

@espiers he'd need to repudiate infowars and throw a lot of people under the bus but a brands a brand
Oct 17, 2016

idk, six months in Palm Beach and a few sly-wink articles...

@espiers idk, six months in Palm Beach and a few sly-wink articles titled THE REINVENTION, Carl Jrs will buy a one-minute spot
Oct 16, 2016

i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water...

i got this for when fancy waiters offer me water twitter.com/...
Oct 16, 2016

hey guys

@bn2b hey guys
Oct 16, 2016

the...&entity;

@rustyk5 the...&entity;
Oct 16, 2016

so long old tree http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/17/nyregion/...

so long old tree nytimes.com/...
Oct 16, 2016

It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice...

It's really hard to read the news and not hear a low voice saying, “And so it begins,” over and over.
Oct 16, 2016

it's even more romantic that way

@droob it's even more romantic that way
Oct 15, 2016

It's true this case is super-weird!...

It's true this case is super-weird! twitter.com/...
Oct 15, 2016

Dread thy name is “1/”

Dread thy name is “1/”
Oct 15, 2016

America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented.”...

America, here are some synonyms for “unprecedented.” thesaurus.com/...
Oct 15, 2016

Or you might realize that you are amazing at email...

Or you might realize that you are amazing at email introductions. twitter.com/...
Oct 15, 2016

Wake up! https://twitter.com/herdyshepherd1/status/787061418...

Oct 14, 2016

the glitches in the video put it into nightmare territory

@tomcoates the glitches in the video put it into nightmare territory
Oct 14, 2016

I'm assuming immense nuclear power plants

@textfiles I'm assuming immense nuclear power plants
Oct 14, 2016

"quid" so it was like so many millions of dollars

@katienotopoulos "quid" so it was like so many millions of dollars
Oct 14, 2016

God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to...

God can someone remind me of the importance of the media to the election I couldn't hear you over the sound of this eagle's tears.
Oct 14, 2016

Can everyone chill. https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/78686...

Can everyone chill. twitter.com/...
Oct 14, 2016

That's some sentence. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7868...

That's some sentence. twitter.com/...
Oct 13, 2016

thank you leah you get me

@leahfinnegan thank you leah you get me
Oct 13, 2016

My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.

My children have a motto: Move fast, break things, and cry.
Oct 13, 2016

I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the...

I love Bob Dylan but when someone starts talking about the emotional complexity of Tangled Up in Blue I reach for a book.
Oct 13, 2016

The grating generation.

The grating generation.
Oct 13, 2016

it's going to be president again

@silviakillings it's going to be president again
Oct 13, 2016

I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt.

I hope Don Henley gets a Bobbitt.
Oct 13, 2016

Baby boomer taste is exhausting.

Baby boomer taste is exhausting.
Oct 13, 2016

Emojiwise this is strong https://twitter.com/nycmayorsoffice...

Emojiwise this is strong twitter.com/...
Oct 12, 2016

there was a point where executives referred to going to the...

@therealfitz @harper @skamille there was a point where executives referred to going to the bathroom as a bio-break
Oct 12, 2016

It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own...

It feels like there's nothing left to do but examine my own failings and stay hydrated.
Oct 12, 2016

lololol

@cote lololol
Oct 12, 2016

Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight....

Dear editor, I always thought AIs were lame and uptight. Until me and my human pod were invited to attend something called The Swingularity.
Oct 12, 2016

knowing that one day she can come for you is why Leah is...

@leahfinnegan @jamiekeiles knowing that one day she can come for you is why Leah is the Buffy to our collective Angel
Oct 12, 2016

mfw when I break out of the simulation...

mfw when I break out of the simulation twitter.com/...
Oct 12, 2016

People in the simulation are all so ambitious. By leaving...

@ldodds @kjhealy People in the simulation are all so ambitious. By leaving the simulation I'm able to have more time for myself.
Oct 11, 2016

i just keep hearing it as a terrible version of "wind cries...

@jennschiffer i just keep hearing it as a terrible version of "wind cries Mary"
Oct 11, 2016

This is amazing. https://twitter.com/jimaley/status/78586866...

This is amazing. twitter.com/...
Oct 10, 2016

Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get...

Folks, I hope you never, as has happened to me, get “Mercedes Boy” stuck in your head.
Oct 10, 2016

I think George would have had a lot to say about this...

@max_read @leahfinnegan I think George would have had a lot to say about this election, that's for sure.
Oct 10, 2016

George Bell would have loved Ken Bone.

George Bell would have loved Ken Bone.
Oct 10, 2016

it's such a great platform :(

@KristyT it's such a great platform :(
Oct 10, 2016

God just imagine what you could build if you could build on...

God just imagine what you could build if you could build on top of Twitter as a messaging platform.
Oct 10, 2016

“Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon...

“Enterprise Facebook” are the words I whisper to the moon as I sink forever beneath the waves. twitter.com/...
Oct 10, 2016

Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand.

@rustyk5 Meanwhile that cousin has two fingers on his right hand.
Oct 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/785506854872965120/photo/1

Oct 10, 2016

As someone who generally likes people this entire process...

As someone who generally likes people this entire process has been very dispiriting.
Oct 9, 2016

I miss woke toddlers.

I miss woke toddlers.
Oct 9, 2016

She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the...

She looks like the Dean of Liberal Arts dealing with the drunken dad of a legacy student.
Oct 9, 2016

i don't even know I think it's just that their principles...

@leahfinnegan @laura_june i don't even know I think it's just that their principles are garbage and they should live with them
Oct 9, 2016

the only thing that could make me hate that monster more is...

@laura_june the only thing that could make me hate that monster more is if he bailed as VP
Oct 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/785180336242167810/photo/1

Oct 9, 2016

Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer...

Hi the creator of Doc McStuffins asked Mark Cuban to offer $5M to the leaker of a tape where Trump says...the word. twitter.com/...
Oct 9, 2016

the kraken just wants a hug http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/1...

the kraken just wants a hug nytimes.com/...
Oct 9, 2016

I feel a sort of narrative whiplash where everything...

@zeynep I feel a sort of narrative whiplash where everything explodes and then people say: Surely THIS will go according to narrative!
Oct 9, 2016

Agreed, sometimes you just wanna feel strong loving emotion...

@harper Agreed, sometimes you just wanna feel strong loving emotion while rocking really fucking hard.
Oct 9, 2016

steamgoth bunniez https://twitter.com/SylvanianUK/status/785...

steamgoth bunniez twitter.com/...
Oct 9, 2016

that's not really "thanking" them as much as just letting...

@pdurph that's not really "thanking" them as much as just letting people keep their lives in order
Oct 9, 2016

Thanks for your concern, Burrito. Yes, they can take time...

@pdurph Thanks for your concern, Burrito. Yes, they can take time off to compensate, that's a given.
Oct 9, 2016

We don't do a lot of weekends, but this one is important...

We don't do a lot of weekends, but this one is important and people stepped up.
Oct 9, 2016

I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT...

I am grateful to the @PostlightStudio team for [CLIENT REDACTED], working hard this weekend to stomp pre-launch bugs & staying cool as ice. twitter.com/...
Oct 9, 2016

What cultural shift produces this sort of opportunity for...

@kjhealy What cultural shift produces this sort of opportunity for them? I have no clue. Macroeconomic?
Oct 8, 2016

another millennial living in his parent's house...

another millennial living in his parent's house twitter.com/...
Oct 8, 2016

hehe no one knows what going to MHS means

@MassolitMedia hehe no one knows what going to MHS means
Oct 8, 2016

Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national...

Today NEEDS to be the beginning of an urgent national dialogue on how woke I am.
Oct 8, 2016

Our children will be attending Chuggington Academy for...

@theodoreross @maureenflaherty Our children will be attending Chuggington Academy for about 1/2 the day.
Oct 8, 2016

whoa totally agreed

@_cynar whoa totally agreed
Oct 8, 2016

We did it! https://twitter.com/business/status/7848350063383...

We did it! twitter.com/...
Oct 8, 2016

cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles...

cannabis treatment helps dogs, cats, and turtles nytimes.com/...
Oct 8, 2016

I hope they make a mint off of this....

I hope they make a mint off of this. twitter.com/...
Oct 8, 2016

that is an endless nightmare pure sympathy

@jenniferdaniel that is an endless nightmare pure sympathy
Oct 8, 2016

I'm glad you saw it but we have a long day ahead of us

@leahfinnegan I'm glad you saw it but we have a long day ahead of us
Oct 8, 2016

I mean...there could easily be worse

@stribs I mean...there could easily be worse
Oct 8, 2016

As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a...

As a father to 19 cats and 167 grandcats I just found a laptop under a lot of newspapers and logged into Windows 98 to say I am outraged.
Oct 8, 2016

he's so angry with us he cannot believe we would do this to...

@leahfinnegan he's so angry with us he cannot believe we would do this to him
Oct 7, 2016

as long as the fridge can't DM it's cool

@buttershug as long as the fridge can't DM it's cool
Oct 7, 2016

Ain't no shame in walking it back real fast. I've done it...

Ain't no shame in walking it back real fast. I've done it three times in the last ten minutes and I feel great.
Oct 7, 2016

Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like...

Fellas, it's okay to erase lots of tweets at times like these.
Oct 7, 2016

should I erase this

@JaneLytv should I erase this
Oct 7, 2016

it's never a mistake to erase tweets. It's a gift you give...

@studiesincrap it's never a mistake to erase tweets. It's a gift you give yourself.
Oct 7, 2016

it was 100% the right choice to delete it

@studiesincrap it was 100% the right choice to delete it
Oct 7, 2016

i saw that tweet and it was excellent

@studiesincrap i saw that tweet and it was excellent
Oct 7, 2016

oh my god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU

Oct 7, 2016

One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern...

One incredibly useful bot could just match the pattern “(How do|Can) I (.+) in Google Docs?” and answer “No.”
Oct 7, 2016

I'm just trolling. Except about vaccination.

@kiddigit I'm just trolling. Except about vaccination.
Oct 7, 2016

I mean this whole thing is basically a ghost movie starring...

@tomscocca @laura_june I mean this whole thing is basically a ghost movie starring Nicole Kidman at this point. Buscemi as locksmith.
Oct 7, 2016

whoa she double-strollers

@laura_june whoa she double-strollers
Oct 7, 2016

it's actually this bad on a regular basis which is why...

@lizzieohreally @laura_june it's actually this bad on a regular basis which is why unmanaged situations like this are hard to witness
Oct 7, 2016

I have often said that once it's the plot of a Japanese...

@laura_june I have often said that once it's the plot of a Japanese horror movie it's probably too late to sleep train
Oct 7, 2016

she seems to be laughing but inside she is in intense...

@laura_june she seems to be laughing but inside she is in intense emotional pain from all the sleeping she did
Oct 7, 2016

you have to get to them before they can slip notes under...

@laura_june you have to get to them before they can slip notes under the door
Oct 7, 2016

the times trolled us again

@laura_june the times trolled us again
Oct 7, 2016

If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of...

If you sleep train your kids you're probably the kind of monster who vaccinates them too.
Oct 6, 2016

from inside out?

@harrisj from inside out?
Oct 6, 2016

George's dinosaur is a nightmare

@harrisj George's dinosaur is a nightmare
Oct 6, 2016

daddy pig has had that job for years and he seems happy

@harrisj daddy pig has had that job for years and he seems happy
Oct 6, 2016

imagine how weird we look to creatures of the peppaverse

@harrisj imagine how weird we look to creatures of the peppaverse
Oct 6, 2016

I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz.

I need a latte in the Peets but Mr. Pibb in the Sheetz.
Oct 6, 2016

save it for the bedroom jon

@jlax @iano save it for the bedroom jon
Oct 6, 2016

seriously, Twitter costs as much as five or ten stealth...

@iano @jlax seriously, Twitter costs as much as five or ten stealth bombers and does 100x the damage, it's a sensible purchase
Oct 6, 2016

what the hell happened to malaysian holding companies...

@iano @jlax what the hell happened to malaysian holding companies showing up at the last minute
Oct 6, 2016

but ian my bitworrent proposal has a proof of concept...

@iano but ian my bitworrent proposal has a proof of concept client in openbsd
Oct 6, 2016

I wish Oracle would buy it.

@jlax @iano I wish Oracle would buy it.
Oct 6, 2016

there's a place across the street, they need to be six, but...

@jackrusher there's a place across the street, they need to be six, but yeah
Oct 6, 2016

i cannot *STOP* thinking about that potential acquisition

@jlax @iano i cannot *STOP* thinking about that potential acquisition
Oct 6, 2016

Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your...

Congratulations to the garbage company for acquiring your tweets.
Oct 6, 2016

that was excellent and the framing at the end about social...

@mmcwatters that was excellent and the framing at the end about social adaptation to cognitive disabilities really has me thinking
Oct 6, 2016

we are kind of lucky to have @stevesilberman in our world,...

@mmcwatters we are kind of lucky to have @stevesilberman in our world, huh?
Oct 6, 2016

Chris I really don't. But I guess time is gonna keep...

@reppep Chris I really don't. But I guess time is gonna keep passing, and that'll take care of it.
Oct 6, 2016

[Buys apartment, co-raises twins, writes famously,...

[Buys apartment, co-raises twins, writes famously, co-founds company] *dad voice* how do I do this
Oct 6, 2016

Yelled at the kid though.

Yelled at the kid though.
Oct 6, 2016

I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl...

I watched an older kid bully my son for wearing “girl shoes” at kindergarten dropoff and didn't turn into a relentless killing machine.
Oct 6, 2016

wow drew you really brought this home

@droob @bn2b wow drew you really brought this home
Oct 6, 2016

This photo! https://twitter.com/business/status/783982820586...

This photo! twitter.com/...
Oct 6, 2016

true! although code I wrote ten years ago I often go back...

@RichardWestenra true! although code I wrote ten years ago I often go back to and I'm like, HMM, THIS ACTUALLY MADE SENSE
Oct 5, 2016

I'm actually playing Apeiron which is a 1995 clone of...

I'm actually playing Apeiron which is a 1995 clone of Centipede for MacOS with Fugazi and Nirvana samples.
Oct 5, 2016

heheh oh god it's true

@dancohen heheh oh god it's true
Oct 5, 2016

The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything...

The game Centipede is like parenting in that everything throws shit all over the floor and you pick it up to keep going, and you die anyway.
Oct 5, 2016

boswell would have been in the bag for ms piggy tho

@john_overholt boswell would have been in the bag for ms piggy tho
Oct 5, 2016

outlook for iOS is really good

@el_skootro outlook for iOS is really good
Oct 5, 2016

Someone check on him. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/7838...

Someone check on him. twitter.com/...
Oct 5, 2016

Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not...

Awwww man Twitter just showed me this so I'd know I'm not original. twitter.com/...
Oct 5, 2016

I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and...

I saw an older guy on 5th Ave with a shoulder parrot and got sad that the younger shoulder parrot generation can't afford to live in NYC.
Oct 5, 2016

a pet vulture also makes sense because its luggage is...

@rachelbinx a pet vulture also makes sense because its luggage is carrion
Oct 5, 2016

it's...how do you...but...

@seldo it's...how do you...but...
Oct 5, 2016

http://www.cjr.org/tow_center_reports/constructive_technolog...

#criticism" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.cjr.org/tow_center_reports/constructive_technology_criticism.php?CJR&utm_content=buffera86e7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer#criticism twitter.com/...
Oct 5, 2016

my daughter is a sophomore at Penn state anyway here's...

@patbits my daughter is a sophomore at Penn state anyway here's lightning crashes
Oct 5, 2016

that...makes perfect sense

@goldman that...makes perfect sense
Oct 5, 2016

they were terrified by that AV console

@goldman they were terrified by that AV console
Oct 5, 2016

Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts....

Saying this makes VCs roll over in their crypts. twitter.com/...
Oct 5, 2016

actually we are all completely gay it just never came up

@tomcoates actually we are all completely gay it just never came up
Oct 5, 2016

but...that's a GOOD dream

@goldman but...that's a GOOD dream
Oct 4, 2016

This is a cool attitude. https://twitter.com/ascheink/status...

This is a cool attitude. twitter.com/...
Oct 4, 2016

Karen's cool Philly. https://twitter.com/karenmcgrane/status...

Karen's cool Philly. twitter.com/...
Oct 4, 2016

[POLL] Right now your battery (phone, tablet, or laptop) is...

[POLL] Right now your battery (phone, tablet, or laptop) is at:
Oct 4, 2016

i know I know I'm trying to delete it

@gamehawk i know I know I'm trying to delete it
Oct 4, 2016

We live in a grepresentative democracy....

We live in a grepresentative democracy. twitter.com/...
Oct 4, 2016

Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day...

Oh wow I love NYC I miss it when I'm away even a day (person behind me casually says something to a friend) burn this place to the ground.
Oct 4, 2016

is site.xml still a thing i wonder

@pbausch is site.xml still a thing i wonder
Oct 4, 2016

OUR POWER IS TOTAL YOU WILL FEAR US [sound of microwave...

@AGoldmund OUR POWER IS TOTAL YOU WILL FEAR US [sound of microwave beeping] brb
Oct 4, 2016

That's too bad, because I liked dogs....

That's too bad, because I liked dogs. twitter.com/...
Oct 4, 2016

I need to see that snowflake graphic

@studiesincrap I need to see that snowflake graphic
Oct 4, 2016

Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys."...

Huh. This feels like a good replacement for "guys." twitter.com/...
Oct 4, 2016

Huh https://twitter.com/associatesmind/status/78328025166114...

Oct 4, 2016

thanks! Will do. So far everything is right where you would...

@mxstbr thanks! Will do. So far everything is right where you would expect it would be.
Oct 3, 2016

it's true this was a model event and a true success

@mattcutts @Goldman44 it's true this was a model event and a true success
Oct 3, 2016

I forgot sunscreen. https://twitter.com/richziade/status/783...

I forgot sunscreen. twitter.com/...
Oct 3, 2016

cmsES sorry im on the train but cmses are urgent

cmsES sorry im on the train but cmses are urgent
Oct 2, 2016

relax owls use hooooooo factor authentica— (grabs throat,...

@rustyk5 @loisbeckett relax owls use hooooooo factor authentica— (grabs throat, falls backward)
Oct 2, 2016

anil is at the white House so that leaves me and rusty

@bn2b anil is at the white House so that leaves me and rusty
Oct 2, 2016

React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML...

React is web stack fan fiction where Facebook ships HTML and JS and CSS shows up with snacks.
Oct 2, 2016

I mean it's all emotionally wrong but my components are...

@seldo I mean it's all emotionally wrong but my components are right there.
Oct 2, 2016

I just started using it to learn React and...it's really...

@seldo I just started using it to learn React and...it's really consistent? And predictable?
Oct 2, 2016

The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using...

The Digital Underworld communicates over TCP/IP using heavily encrypted sex packets rand.org/...
Oct 2, 2016

I just did some client work last week, it's emotionally...

@gplewis I just did some client work last week, it's emotionally exhausting! (Also thanks!)
Oct 2, 2016

now that I'm managing I see it in a different way, like, I...

@gplewis now that I'm managing I see it in a different way, like, I need to snare talented people! But also help them through this?
Oct 2, 2016

When your PR statement makes people think, “I must never,...

When your PR statement makes people think, “I must never, ever use this product, it is full of evil like in Time Bandits,” that's bad. twitter.com/...
Oct 2, 2016

cracks in the farm egg https://twitter.com/amandabee/status/...

cracks in the farm egg twitter.com/...
Oct 2, 2016

could god make a house so small that even he couldn't blog...

could god make a house so small that even he couldn't blog about it
Oct 1, 2016

oh god im breathing into a bag thinking about that

@waldojaquith oh god im breathing into a bag thinking about that
Oct 1, 2016

thuuuuuMP....thump...........th-th-THUMPTHUMP....thumpthump

@Bitchinville thuuuuuMP....thump...........th-th-THUMPTHUMP....thumpthump
Oct 1, 2016

nothing quietly infuriates me as much as the sound of a...

nothing quietly infuriates me as much as the sound of a small kid gently thumping drywall after 9pm
Oct 1, 2016

what am i now https://open.spotify.com/track/4khkF1US185086D...

Oct 1, 2016

this is where i got when i need to be alone...

this is where i got when i need to be alone twitter.com/...
Oct 1, 2016

as one ages one learns to appreciate romantic soft fitness

@studiesincrap as one ages one learns to appreciate romantic soft fitness
Oct 1, 2016

chill niche https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/78239811424632...

chill niche twitter.com/...
Oct 1, 2016

boy oh boy do I remember that day

@cblgh boy oh boy do I remember that day
Oct 1, 2016

"Line has too few fields"

@Capncavedan "Line has too few fields"
Oct 1, 2016

to sort a list of people by last name in emacs: C-u 2 M-x...

to sort a list of people by last name in emacs: C-u 2 M-x sort-fields
Oct 1, 2016

Oh no https://twitter.com/agoldmund/status/78219049269592473...

Sep 30, 2016

The cat hair is out of my eye.

The cat hair is out of my eye.
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